You forgot the step where you get the job because you know someone who works there that might or might not be related to you. And the part where you don't get the interview based on your name.
Rashad or the part where you get an interview scheduled for something that is clearly not on your resume and have to somehow justify even being there despite a tremendous underqualification.
@RetroWorkShop773 I completely agree with you. I LOVE their music covers. They are awesome to watch. Sadly they stop doing new videos since one of the workers had to move away. Now idk which one move away but it quit sad to be honest but that’s just life and we have to move on but we can always rewatch their videos anytime of the day. Oh there’s another TH-cam channel that archived some of their past videos. Their TH-cam channel is called “Glove and Boots Archive”. Hopes this helps if you want to find more of their past videos.😊 Some other channels have also archived and re-uploaded some of their past videos as well. Anyways have a great week and be safe out there.
those are for the official blogs, sometimes we have shorts. this one I'm guessing it was also because they are trying to be "professional" like it is a job interview. :p
That first tip is amazing, extremely helpful, and something many people wouldn't even think about. Holy crap, I mean, it's simplicity itself. DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK. There are no dirty secrets for you or your interviewer to worry about and you get a fresh start. Brilliant.
kamil latocha If your facebook account is interesting enough that *anyone* would have cause to ask questions about it, you should probably stay off the internet.
@@ronindebeatrice I mean it depends why they find it interesting. If you post yourself doing a lot of unique hobbies that make you stand out then it helps. If it's you getting drunk or gossiping over your past boss then stay off.
It's plagiarism to pass off the work of one person as the work of another, even if permissions are involved. It doesn't even have to be for your own benefit; you gain nothing by claiming Shakespeare wrote Beowulf, but such a misattribution would still be plagiarism even though both works are in the public domain. Likewise if I place one of my girlfriend's drawings in my art gallery without attributing her, it is plagiarism even if she gave me permission to do so.
***** Here's a question... You either use an honest resume and get passed over for employment, or you plagiarize a resume and have money to eat. What would you do?
Copy/pasted from dictionary.com pla·gia·rism [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-] Show IPA noun 1. an act or instance of using or closely imitating the language and thoughts of another author without authorization and the representation of that author's work as one's own, as by not crediting the original author Notice the part in the definition that says, "without authorization". Fafa gave his authorization to Mario...no plagiarism.
VERY GOOD, i encourage EVERYONE looking for a job to follow these steps. However there are a few extra things... The 5th B: Be Confident. Remember that during a job interview, you are selling yourself. You want to show the employer that you are the best person for the job. You can only show that you are the best when you are full of confidence, and speak clearly. If you are feeling nervous before the interview then take deep breaths and remind yourself of your own accomplishments no matter what they are. Don't build just 1 generic resume for all jobs. Okay i know this seems like a lot of work but its worth it. No job wants to see a "to whom it may concern" resume anymore than you would want to see it in your mailbox. Show them that you want to work for THEM. If you are applying for a desk job and your skill set shows 5 different trucking licences, you can bet that's not gonna fly. Instead highlight a skill set that shows you are had working, responsible, and trustworthy enough for long tasks. And finally and most importantly, when that red thing said "I have no background or skills". I used to hear this A LOT working as a career adviser, and i feel it was glossed over far too quickly for its importance. Many people don't realize that yes you do have skills. Even if you've NEVER worked a job in your life and you're fresh out of high school, you still have skills. Were you part of any Clubs? Then you are good with groups and a team player. What did you learn in your education? Even simple shop class shows that you are a person tentative to detail and safety. Did you do any group projects? Point out how well you handle communications in groups. Do you have any college education (even if uncompleted)? Detail classes you took that would benefit the job. Did you skip a formal education to raise a family? Then you are a committed person who can multitask and take on plethora of responsibilities. When you actually start brainstorming and writing it out (i recommend with a friend or family member who can help remind you how valuable you are) then you'll find that the problem isn't that there is not enough, it'll quickly be how to shrink it down to 1 page that's nice, orderly and pertains to the job you are applying for. If you are still unsure then simply do some volunteer work at w/e you feel passionate about. Volunteer work always looks good on a resume. If anyone needs help with their resume please go down to your local Goodwill and ask for the nearest career center, or simply Google "Goodwill Career Center" for one that is local to you. They are 100% free for assisting in resumes and open jobs local to your area.
For someone in my current situation, this video is EXTREMELY helpful. Thank you very much Mario and Fafa. I will be using this in my immediate future. (Mind you, I would have thought that the bathing part would be obvious but if it needs to be said that means someone has broken this rule.)
OK, well I just got hired for my first job and they say they don't hire many people. It was my first job (I'm 16) and all I really did was smile and answer questions in the interview. I bet the only reason I got hired is because I asked a bunch of questions at the end (because some site about interview tips told me to do that). Do that and you'll be all set :D
Dear Glove and Boots, You need to take the Gorilla version of 'Get a Job' at the end, put it on an album with more doo-wop songs sung by gorillas, and sell it so I can buy it. Thank you.
Fafa, I did not know you had a degree in Zombie Fighting!!! That's Awesome!! BTW, if you need a web designer just use some of that Groundhog charm of yours to get some help!! OR.....you could teach Gorilla to do your website, I am sure he would do a great job.
Just as a general tip for anything to do with applications; make sure you don't smoke just before the interview. I once denied someone for a medical position just because he smelt like cigarrettes and was generally poorly dressed. Gave it to someone who didn't and wasn't. Impressions were much more important than what they said
+Tim Kirtland You'd be surprised just how stupid smokers are. Then again, the fact they're smoking in the first place shows just how brainless they are.
Tim Kirtland farting during an interview establishes that you are a confident person. If you can squeeze one out during an interview it's almost certain you'll get the position. Remember, loud is key and don't poop on yourself. You will almost never get a job by shitting on yourself.
I don't have a problem with smokers trying to quit or who are addicted. A friend of my mother's I know started back before the public knew about the dangers. Now she tries to avoid it because of how damaging it has been to her health, but sometimes she's just so desperate I don't think she's brainless when she does. I understand it takes so much willpower to tell your body no. She once ran into me on the sidewalk and asked me to drive her to the store without saying why, but I luckily knew about her intentions and refused. It's hard to be tough on these people after seeing how desperate they are.
This reminds me of a short that RiffTrax riffed called "Get That Job" Only in that, I learned that if you look like Robert Redford with a Hulk Hogan moustache, then you are perfect for the job in question!
forgot the most important rule. take a sedative pill for stress before the interview if you having problem dealing with it otherwise. it will help you to stay focused and confident.
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Mario...wanted to apply to be a doctor?
So you're saying he wants to be...
_Dr. Mario?_
This comment should have more upvotes.
(Not me. The guy above.)
boo! bad joke!
Joshua Krasinski *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!* YOU SUCK!
The Cupcake why? :(
Joshua Krasinski that was a great joke >:(
You forgot the step where you get the job because you know someone who works there that might or might not be related to you. And the part where you don't get the interview based on your name.
Rashad or the part where you get an interview scheduled for something that is clearly not on your resume and have to somehow justify even being there despite a tremendous underqualification.
Or the part where you are qualified, get the interview, but the job doesn't actually exist or was already taken.
"But I have no background or skills!"
nope. but you have pears.
spaceye more like every kid around collage
youval hakmon thank you for showing that it was so funny 😆.
Can we have more videos of the gang doing music covers? Each time there's a music clip it's hilarious. Gorilla dancing always brightens my day.
@RetroWorkShop773 I completely agree with you. I LOVE their music covers. They are awesome to watch. Sadly they stop doing new videos since one of the workers had to move away. Now idk which one move away but it quit sad to be honest but that’s just life and we have to move on but we can always rewatch their videos anytime of the day. Oh there’s another TH-cam channel that archived some of their past videos. Their TH-cam channel is called “Glove and Boots Archive”. Hopes this helps if you want to find more of their past videos.😊 Some other channels have also archived and re-uploaded some of their past videos as well. Anyways have a great week and be safe out there.
There are too many people that need to see this. Yet again Glove and Boots makes important knowledge resurface
IDEA FOR MORE SUBS: New Glove and Boots album plz! #Gorilla4President!!!
Hey could you do a blog about shakespears plays please
K I S S and do a fake LinkedIn account.
What about deleting Google+?
Nice hidden plug for new web designers.
I want a full video of Gorilla singing "Get A Job."
Wait, even better, a full album of Gorilla singing doo-wop songs. I'd buy that album twenty times.
In class we practiced making resumes,etc. Asked my teacher if I could suggest a video, and guess who's video got shown in class
>:D
You have no idea how much I wish I didn't know the origin of your profile picture...
This made me laugh out loud and broke the tension of me preparing for my job interview today. Kudos to you for this.
Where was the opening Gorilla?! I miss him.
-Even if he was scary-
those are for the official blogs, sometimes we have shorts. this one I'm guessing it was also because they are trying to be "professional" like it is a job interview. :p
I miss this show!!!
It doesn't matter how upset I am, this always makes me happy haha Thanks guys
Back during the quarantine, still hoping that Glove and Boots will come back once the conditions in New York improve.
That first tip is amazing, extremely helpful, and something many people wouldn't even think about. Holy crap, I mean, it's simplicity itself. DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK. There are no dirty secrets for you or your interviewer to worry about and you get a fresh start. Brilliant.
Odds are if you're getting job interview advice from puppets, you're fucked already.
LOL
you know what odder? your picture
BinkieMcFartnuggets LOL Humans make and control puppets XD
when i was at my job interview they asked more questions about my facebook then the actual job
+kamil lotcha
Step 1: delete Facebook
kamil latocha If your facebook account is interesting enough that *anyone* would have cause to ask questions about it, you should probably stay off the internet.
@@ronindebeatrice I mean it depends why they find it interesting. If you post yourself doing a lot of unique hobbies that make you stand out then it helps. If it's you getting drunk or gossiping over your past boss then stay off.
@@jacobg8640 good point... I guess be careful what you put on the internet.
This was surprisingly accurate. The first two steps are the one's I tell people all the time.
Technically, that wouldn't be plagiarizing Fafa, you gave Mario permission to use your resume!
It's plagiarism to pass off the work of one person as the work of another, even if permissions are involved.
It doesn't even have to be for your own benefit; you gain nothing by claiming Shakespeare wrote Beowulf, but such a misattribution would still be plagiarism even though both works are in the public domain.
Likewise if I place one of my girlfriend's drawings in my art gallery without attributing her, it is plagiarism even if she gave me permission to do so.
Again, the point isn't whether it's illegal, but whether it's plagiarism at all.
*****
lying on a resume isnt disrespectful. learn the meaning of words. lying on a resume is being dishonest.
*****
Here's a question... You either use an honest resume and get passed over for employment, or you plagiarize a resume and have money to eat.
What would you do?
Copy/pasted from dictionary.com pla·gia·rism [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-] Show IPA
noun
1.
an act or instance of using or closely imitating the language and thoughts of another author without authorization and the representation of that author's work as one's own, as by not crediting the original author
Notice the part in the definition that says, "without authorization". Fafa gave his authorization to Mario...no plagiarism.
What ever happened to Mike? You know, the one who kept messing up Mario's Facebook page? And who the heck is he anyway?
A joy to watch guys! Keep doing that thing you do!
Oh gosh! I never knew how wonderful the sight of Mario riding in a tiny plane could be! XD
Ugh, I miss you guys
Thank you, Glove and Boots! : )
2:39 Why do I find this quote to be funny?
WHERE WAS THIS YESTERDAY WHEN I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW!!!!!!!
a real job ad was before this
Another moment where Mario is not wearing is yellow shirt with the green M!
Plot Twist: his green M is the missing 'M' from MTV.
***** And the thick plottens!
I keep falling in love with these two!
Wow, just in the nick of time too. Thanks Gloves and Boots!
Can't wait for the outtakes of this one.
VERY GOOD, i encourage EVERYONE looking for a job to follow these steps.
However there are a few extra things...
The 5th B: Be Confident.
Remember that during a job interview, you are selling yourself. You want to show the employer that you are the best person for the job. You can only show that you are the best when you are full of confidence, and speak clearly. If you are feeling nervous before the interview then take deep breaths and remind yourself of your own accomplishments no matter what they are.
Don't build just 1 generic resume for all jobs.
Okay i know this seems like a lot of work but its worth it. No job wants to see a "to whom it may concern" resume anymore than you would want to see it in your mailbox. Show them that you want to work for THEM. If you are applying for a desk job and your skill set shows 5 different trucking licences, you can bet that's not gonna fly. Instead highlight a skill set that shows you are had working, responsible, and trustworthy enough for long tasks.
And finally and most importantly, when that red thing said "I have no background or skills".
I used to hear this A LOT working as a career adviser, and i feel it was glossed over far too quickly for its importance. Many people don't realize that yes you do have skills. Even if you've NEVER worked a job in your life and you're fresh out of high school, you still have skills. Were you part of any Clubs? Then you are good with groups and a team player. What did you learn in your education? Even simple shop class shows that you are a person tentative to detail and safety. Did you do any group projects? Point out how well you handle communications in groups. Do you have any college education (even if uncompleted)? Detail classes you took that would benefit the job. Did you skip a formal education to raise a family? Then you are a committed person who can multitask and take on plethora of responsibilities.
When you actually start brainstorming and writing it out (i recommend with a friend or family member who can help remind you how valuable you are) then you'll find that the problem isn't that there is not enough, it'll quickly be how to shrink it down to 1 page that's nice, orderly and pertains to the job you are applying for. If you are still unsure then simply do some volunteer work at w/e you feel passionate about. Volunteer work always looks good on a resume.
If anyone needs help with their resume please go down to your local Goodwill and ask for the nearest career center, or simply Google "Goodwill Career Center" for one that is local to you. They are 100% free for assisting in resumes and open jobs local to your area.
That is must dang good advice.
I’m applying for my first job tomorrow. Thanks Mario and Fafa!
Two glove and boots videos on one day? Today was a good day!
you guys are pretty funny. you guys deserve a subscribe.
keep up the good work!
This will be hopefully super useful in the near future!
For someone in my current situation, this video is EXTREMELY helpful. Thank you very much Mario and Fafa. I will be using this in my immediate future. (Mind you, I would have thought that the bathing part would be obvious but if it needs to be said that means someone has broken this rule.)
Still the best interview advice on TH-cam!
I want this end screen song ... listening to this for about 20 minutes now! =)
these guys helped me get a job
Good to see Mario knows the best delis and chose Katz during his interview like a true New Yorker
please release Gorilla get a job song video so it can be looped for 10hours plz!!
This is my seventh video. And I'm laughing non-stop.
Do you know who Deadpool is? If you do make make a video about him. Thank you
Nice use of Get a Job at the end!
how do you not have more subs... THIS IS AWSOME
My last interview was for Macys, and I regret it so much. That place is a living nightmare.
Thanx. I'll remember this for the future! That's if I get a job!
Showed this to my vocational/life skills teacher. She loved it. XD
+1 for using the airboat sound (from HL2) for the airplane :-)
Fafa's resume is the best! :) i love that he was sleep specialist for two years.
I already knew all of this stuff. I actually have a job interview tomorrow. But this was so entertaining!
Lol this was awesome. I have an interview coming up and I had to watch!
Please bring back Glove and Boots🙂🐿
Thanks
Please come back!
I deleted facebook 4 years ago, and life is just as, if not more awesome!
In my last job interview, I fangirled over my favourite soccer team and told the interviewer I was husband-hunting......still got the job!
Can we have an extended version of the Gorilla's "Get a Job?"
Hell, I'd like to see an entire performance of that song too!
LOL read the letter at 1:09
love seeing Mario in his little plane!
I just had an interview today and tomorrow is my second interview :)
Im so excited!
Your tips got me a job so I guess... Thanks
Just what i needed.
Hodor!
1:17
Can u guys please make a new video every week. Please oh please. Your blogs r so funny but I've watched them all. So make more!!!!
Love these guys !
OK, well I just got hired for my first job and they say they don't hire many people. It was my first job (I'm 16) and all I really did was smile and answer questions in the interview.
I bet the only reason I got hired is because I asked a bunch of questions at the end (because some site about interview tips told me to do that). Do that and you'll be all set :D
smells like a cat died in here!! xD
+Faeeza Sabir
That's a nice toupée; wherever did you get it?
Hopefully these will help me today.
Thanks for the tips
Going to the dumpster to find something to eat
The sentence before yours was "Screw that!" - which totally nailed the ending of the video.
Dear Glove and Boots,
You need to take the Gorilla version of 'Get a Job' at the end, put it on an album with more doo-wop songs sung by gorillas, and sell it so I can buy it. Thank you.
Wish I had watched this last week before my interview.
umm, yeah...
Fafa, I did not know you had a degree in Zombie Fighting!!! That's Awesome!! BTW, if you need a web designer just use some of that Groundhog charm of yours to get some help!! OR.....you could teach Gorilla to do your website, I am sure he would do a great job.
What song are the gorillas singing in the post-credit scene?
I approve of 'The Dangerous Book for Boys' in your library!
Just as a general tip for anything to do with applications; make sure you don't smoke just before the interview. I once denied someone for a medical position just because he smelt like cigarrettes and was generally poorly dressed. Gave it to someone who didn't and wasn't. Impressions were much more important than what they said
Countdown That sounds pretty common sense to me. You might as well advise us not to pick our noses or fart during the job interview.
+Tim Kirtland
You'd be surprised just how stupid smokers are. Then again, the fact they're smoking in the first place shows just how brainless they are.
Captain Obvious I don't think _all_ smokers are brainless. But tbh I don't think they should be in medical positions if you can smell it on them...
Tim Kirtland farting during an interview establishes that you are a confident person. If you can squeeze one out during an interview it's almost certain you'll get the position. Remember, loud is key and don't poop on yourself. You will almost never get a job by shitting on yourself.
I don't have a problem with smokers trying to quit or who are addicted. A friend of my mother's I know started back before the public knew about the dangers. Now she tries to avoid it because of how damaging it has been to her health, but sometimes she's just so desperate I don't think she's brainless when she does. I understand it takes so much willpower to tell your body no. She once ran into me on the sidewalk and asked me to drive her to the store without saying why, but I luckily knew about her intentions and refused. It's hard to be tough on these people after seeing how desperate they are.
I have read job applications which are probably close to 30 pages long with personality test results, etc!
I really. Love this video. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😄😄😄😄😃😃😀😀😄😃😀😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😃😄😃😀😊😀😃😃😊😊😃😃😀😀😀😀😉😉😉😄💔💗
that was like a slap in the face, OUCH!
Please release the gorilla song at the end as a full video. This way I can make it my go-to song for application filling and Resume submitting.
I love you guys!
Glove and Boots will make a new video, I hope.
I have not been getting your uploads in my feed
This reminds me of a short that RiffTrax riffed called "Get That Job" Only in that, I learned that if you look like Robert Redford with a Hulk Hogan moustache, then you are perfect for the job in question!
forgot the most important rule. take a sedative pill for stress before the interview if you having problem dealing with it otherwise. it will help you to stay focused and confident.
+wittmannger
That's terrible advice.
Lol this is common sense but funny. nice video
Hey Mario, while you're in there get me a half-eaten taco and 3-oz of flat soda.
Word of advice, Mario, don't quit your day job ;)
very helpful. thx for these tips
could you guys do tips for moving the house?
@BrentBurzycki would you hire me? ... Please?
ha ha These tips definitely will help me out because I'm a internet pig! Thanks Glove & Boots
0:37 pfffff hahahaha.... wait what do you mean "again"?!
That took an unexpected turn.
Mario looks so handsome in his suit!
Hey Fafa, your set is wrong, the line of web designer says you been doing it since 2004 to "president"
Go to 0:21 with automatic captions on. 14 more years? Apparently 40 more years. That would suck. XD
Wow this is really convenient; I'm literally going to a job interview in less than 3 hours. I was going to watch this to calm my nerves.
This video was hilarious!
I love you guys!!!