@@LL-tr5et I can just imagine a detective show with the crime scene, a bunch of bodies with no signs of struggle and only a small puncture wound on the index finger of each victim
7:55 this lady has big "New York/Jersey mom who smoked a pack a day and gave up daytime drinking so she could get custody of her 13 year old son and go to all of his football games." Energy
(My Italian friends feeding me her fav pizza and soda from Italy) Me trying to say something nice but also not being an ass: Your feeding the the stereotype- My friend who knows I'm nice but is annoyed: Eat the damn pizza. Me: Okay.
Theoretically, the roof ladder is only able to move when the path has an incline to it, so if placed on a straight path it likely wouldn't be able to do it's little shuffle. If the incline is too steep however it may fall over since it doesn't appear to have very good dexterity (see the way it wobbles). It also appears that the roof ladder is not able to change directions once it starts moving, so curved paths would also put it at a disadvantage. Since sausage dog is able to move on all terrains and adapt to curves and bends in the path, I'd think that it's more likely that the dog would be the winner. However, I'm not at all cutting roof ladder out- in the right conditions, it could pick up enough speed to get ahead of sausage dog and win. In conclusion, sausage dog will likely come out on top due to better mobility, but it is possible that roof ladder will win if the slope and curvature of the raceway works out in its favor due to the sausage dog's inability to exceed a set speed
the person with the mustache is based and pogchamp and i want to be friends with them and i want them to show me how they do their mustache so i can affirm my lack of solid, definable, gender
7:02 fun fact, my mom would get teased it school for having basically a mustache by alot of boys in her school and she would just be like- " pffft Its bigger than what you could ever grow"
11:03 I used to be able to do this with crayola colored pencils color names. All I did was draw for a week and that was the kind of colored pencils I had. It was a little ridiculous.
hmmm maybe they drew it on? Maybe w one of those things that you use for your eyebrows that makes thin realistic lines, though I wouldn't be able to reccomend a product since I don't know any off the top of my head dkdslsxk
I think I might be in love with the person talking about the mafia thing (/j but omg that was. the best. especially as someone who’s half Italian and whose grandpa legitimately looks like he’s be in the mafia)
I love the person with the mustache that’s actually so validating I have a mustache and like it a lot tbh but usually shave it bc I’m afab n shit but aaaaaaa Brain shut off so no conclusion, you get what I’m saying anyway
That scorpion ring though 😩💖
doofenshmirtz is here :D
@@olliepala yes I am here my child
@@dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz8513 wholesome doofenshmirts is wholesome and amazing
i would die for the scorpion ring
I would kill for the scorpion ring
@@fenixmeaney6170 welp looks like this is it for me. goodbye world it's been wild ✌️✌️
i would do both. murder-s**cide anyone?
@@LL-tr5et I can just imagine a detective show with the crime scene, a bunch of bodies with no signs of struggle and only a small puncture wound on the index finger of each victim
his name is elijah secrest and they have an instagram! the rest of his work is super cool too - @aerarius_metalworks
a gender neutral name to call your short step sibling: step ladder
Stepsibyashort
that is adorable. i don’t have anyone to use this on but it’s going in the brain vault
I agree, however I am only a ladder
they're my step ladder so I guess that's incest
I'm not nonbinary but I want nothing less of this name.
2:54 I have been talking about this for literal years. Shark boys lore is my favorite subject because it makes no sense and is the best.
7:55 this lady has big "New York/Jersey mom who smoked a pack a day and gave up daytime drinking so she could get custody of her 13 year old son and go to all of his football games." Energy
That is so specific and so correct
this was my fav i loved it when they said "i love my children"
5:12 ... he is now my hero and i wanna be just like him lmaoo
Same ✨
Or the villain from Mario lol
my immediate thought was "wario?" xD
10:21 we do cook the fucking pizza - an italian from the east coast
god I LOVE to cooka the fucking pizza!
(My Italian friends feeding me her fav pizza and soda from Italy)
Me trying to say something nice but also not being an ass: Your feeding the the stereotype-
My friend who knows I'm nice but is annoyed: Eat the damn pizza.
Me: Okay.
We cooka da pizza is genuinely making me weep
Scorpion ring. Yes! Would make. Would buy.
Who would win in a race:
Roof ladder, or
Sausage dog?
My money is on roof ladder
Theoretically, the roof ladder is only able to move when the path has an incline to it, so if placed on a straight path it likely wouldn't be able to do it's little shuffle. If the incline is too steep however it may fall over since it doesn't appear to have very good dexterity (see the way it wobbles). It also appears that the roof ladder is not able to change directions once it starts moving, so curved paths would also put it at a disadvantage. Since sausage dog is able to move on all terrains and adapt to curves and bends in the path, I'd think that it's more likely that the dog would be the winner. However, I'm not at all cutting roof ladder out- in the right conditions, it could pick up enough speed to get ahead of sausage dog and win.
In conclusion, sausage dog will likely come out on top due to better mobility, but it is possible that roof ladder will win if the slope and curvature of the raceway works out in its favor due to the sausage dog's inability to exceed a set speed
i read that in ben sharpies voice and idk how you’d feel about it
@@lavender8703 That's beautiful
@@snouwballproductions3232 thank you very much :) it was the "theoretically" that sold it
i will now attempt to study for my german final tomorrow. wish me luck
gl!
You take German? I just finished taking my first year! Veil Gluck :)
good luck!!!
Viel Glück! Es wird alles okay sein :)
Good Lucl! Viel Glück!
the person with the mustache is based and pogchamp and i want to be friends with them and i want them to show me how they do their mustache so i can affirm my lack of solid, definable, gender
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who was immediately enticed by that scorpion ring
The funny thing is that I have a final in an hour ✋😩
(Update besties, it went well, surprisingly easy lol)
UH GOOD LUCK 🤞
Let us know how it goes!
@@hyperventilation_station9810 but of course :)
GOOD JOB BESTIE !!!
Congrats! 💜
Hank Green being best as always.
can i just say a massive thank you for captioning these 🥺🥺 as a HoH person it rly means a lot to me
I appreciate the effort given for the 6 foot view of the short person
8:47 i deadass spent a second trying to figure out what the r in Assigned R___ At Birth stood for
Assigned Roasted at Birth.
assigned rat at birth
Assigned Red at birth??
Assigned Ratatouille At Birth.
Assigned real at birth
2:16 dear god i forgot young gravy existed time to go listen to all their music AGAIN
0:22 i talk like this
5:33 god I love this man
5:07 is amazing, i love this man
on an unrelated note I now have a sunburn on my god forsaken feet, they’re itchy please god no
aloe vera comrade
7:02 fun fact, my mom would get teased it school for having basically a mustache by alot of boys in her school and she would just be like-
" pffft Its bigger than what you could ever grow"
i cannot tell you how grateful i am for having subtitles on this video thank you!!
the anthony mackie one sure hits different now
11:55 WHAT'S THE SONG IT'S GOOD AND SCRATCHY IN MY BRAIN
ITS O GREEN WORLD BY THE GORILLAZ
@@foolish_edworm THANKSSS
Oi Narancia
TYSM 😩🙏
I WAS JUST LISTENIGN TO O GRREN WORLD PLS GORILLAZ IS SO GOOD UHGNGBGG
1:53 don’t mind me- just wanna come back to it someday and be like : “ h u h, c o o l i o “
Lettol Hot Dog and their lettol slug waddle is just amazing ✨
The bts Gambino mafia one is sending me 😅
7:55 BRO SHE SOUNDS LIKE NATASHA LYONNE IM INLOVE
Love your comps!
ay love that we both came from wraths premier also love your pfp
@@havahjones5534 Aww thanks! And yeah lol I guess we both did come from wraths premire
1:42 I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT GIMMIE
6:09
It got up...and walk away
The Anthony Mackie part makes me so mad but like in a funny way. Like it's so aggravating it's hilarious
5:07 when Wario has a midlife crisis
2:29 PLSSS IM CRYUNG
is nobody gonna talk about the one where she lives with three boys 8:00 its adorable
5:18 its giving waluigi
Ticky Tocky cool nice
11:03 I used to be able to do this with crayola colored pencils color names. All I did was draw for a week and that was the kind of colored pencils I had. It was a little ridiculous.
9:09 just as I'm finishing my Bill Cipher model, this shows up .........coincidence......I think not !!!!
I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW THE PERSON AT 6:27 GREW A MOUSTACHE BECAUSE I WANT ONE !!!! SO BAD!!!!
hmmm maybe they drew it on? Maybe w one of those things that you use for your eyebrows that makes thin realistic lines, though I wouldn't be able to reccomend a product since I don't know any off the top of my head dkdslsxk
I ALSO GREW SOME FUCKING SMOL LENGTH UNDER MY NOSE 👃 I DONT KNOW HOW BUT I BLAME TODDLER ME MESSING AROUND WITH MY FATHER'S SHAVE RAZ0R😟
wow i didnt realize how small this channel was until i looked at the comments
Fun running angle swing effect
What a great timing- I have my English final tomorrow-
Edit: 10:50 I wish to be this guy he is now my new idol
10:22 FLINT LOCKWOOD
I think I might be in love with the person talking about the mafia thing (/j but omg that was. the best. especially as someone who’s half Italian and whose grandpa legitimately looks like he’s be in the mafia)
5:08 there is a legit JoJo villain that has something very similar to that.
Which one?
@@tmaxgo6696 Pucci from Part 6, his hairs not exactly like that but it links up to some of his facial hair in a similar way.
“look i’m the letter W”
PLEASE
that hummus looked so good i know i already commented but i needed to make another just for it.
1:00 This guy is cute 😂 And he can whoop an a$$ cause he can reach it just fine
5:12 he actually makes it work!! it looks really good on him fhnehudkv
I needed chaos I my life.
9:55 Ohmygod I’m im I I god I’m crying laughing holyfuck
The TikTok at 6:10 do be giving me genvy tho ngl
The mustache to ears guy was the best lmao
3:36 oh this was so nostalgic. the malcolm in the middle theme song made it even better
1:27 don't mind me leaving this here for myself
Huh funny I just graduated from middle school haha
this is my favorite one 2:02
1:26 i love elmo sm 😭
Well guys, I did it.
I fell for my bff.
Fuck.
6:10 and mom said things can’t just walk away! 😡
EXPLAIN THIS MOTHER!!
6:01
Someone get this guy a waluigi hat lmao
Ok but they look absolutely FIRE with a moustache-
0:15 IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM I AM READING THE BOY (2016) FANFICTION IN A DIFFERENGT FUCIGNG WINDOW THIS WAS THE WORST TIME
i cooka da pizza
the small man has spoken
Sharkboy had like, shark powers too though didn’t he? His dad studied sharks? … Hey quick question, where’s Sharkboy’s mom? 👀
did not expect to hear tally hall
10:40 is that fnaf on his screen or am I crazy
I think it is, I'm not sure though
when i heard tally hall i *SCREAMED*
im stuck on calico critter tiktok i dont mind it but i want your fyp so bad
8:47 my mom would be proud. o7
5:33 feel good
8:25 why is she giving me genz dorinda medley
MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE-!!
SCORPION RING MY BELOVED
Ladder walking down a roof
>"Chaotic"
>Hummus recipe
0:28 isn’t he the guy who also comes on the h3 podcast sometimes?
I can confirm as an Italian from New York we do cooka da pizza and we do cooka da meatball
Nobody:
Tenya Iida: 10:22
7:42 I just learned so much about this person.
I can almost guarantee that they are both a marvel fan and a Star Wars fan
1:00 frank iero on a daily basis
What a coincidence, I have a whole-ass essay due tomorrow that I haven’t finished yet that I’m procrastinating on!
10:36
i kid you not when i burst out laughing at 4am.
5:53 dawg is waluigi
Wait which ao3 fic is that one? Is it just called “the boy (2016)?
For research purposes only, of course….. 😂
0:16
I love the person with the mustache that’s actually so validating I have a mustache and like it a lot tbh but usually shave it bc I’m afab n shit but aaaaaaa
Brain shut off so no conclusion, you get what I’m saying anyway
THE WEEKND BABY FUCK, YEAH
YALL can someone PLEASE explain what 0:16 is I'm looking on ao3 and I've found NOTHING
NO BC SAME
The drinking to the f yeah.
1:00 - This TikTok is literally Kokichi Ouma and Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu; angry short kings.
😶
jafdnf the last one really got me
sigma from bsd or someone else? this is very important
i need the scorpion ring. rn.
5:07 feels like egg man from that one sonic fandub 💀
the "you foking robot" killed me