Big News About Burger King, Egypt, And Bob The Drag Queen
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2016
- Stephen recaps the week's biggest news stories, like the new "Mac n' Cheetos," Egypt's lopsided pyramids, and a can't-miss performer at New York's Pride rally.
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bob, a queen for the people
Queeing
I gotta go take a quee.....
Can we work it?!
Wow, the crowd reaction to that pyramid joke.
Too soon?
when they reacted to it, I think they though it was a crack at the Jews. when the punchline was that slave labor is free, so you get what you pay for.
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***** nobody on this thread said they did....
Wtf do you mean by "too soon?" That happened thousands of years ago.
Uh... the crowd reaction, not the construction of the pyramids.
Bob the Drag Queen
Queeing
Am I the only one bothered that he hasn't talked about brexit?
Nope
Glad he hasnt. No one gives a fuck.
I don't want to overreact, but I found it rather absurd. Brexit is simply one of the most important events of this century so far, and perhaps it will continue to be until the end of it.
Friday shows are usually taped on Thursday. Y'all arguing about nothing.
FYI the pyramids weren't built by slaves.
aliens?!
Mostly engineers, and unenslaved workers required to work as tax. (or was that the Inca? Memory's a little fuzzy.) While there was slavery in Ancient Egypt, it was almost certainly not hebrew peoples during this period.
Agaperion Rex historically arguable, and definitely not certain.
+Agaperion Rex Cool. No need to be rude. It doesn't actually matter to anyone.
Connor Shea Hey man you have a great name
why would burger king even create such a monstrosity
because it's burger king
Mac and cheetos.... jesus, I'm going to die
Only if you eat it
Salome: "bring me the head of jon batiste"
I thought the pyramids were built by Apocolypse? I watched it in a documentary called er..X-min?X-mam?..I forgot..
Lol John laughs after everything like, "heh. Heh. Heh. Heh."
i mean honestly im gonna try them
If it was baked, not fried, then I'd be down.
Maybe I'll have to smoke some weed.
... Yeah, me too. I mean I know I shouldn't, but... it's everything I love in food. Cheese, calories, and no redeeming nutrition. How could I not?
you will be baked .... but they will still be fried
deep fried mac and cheese is delicious... dunno about the Cheetos
I'm with Colbert.. Mad at how delicious they sound to me.
Mac n' Cheetos? Sounds like the next Baileys and Lucky Charms to me.
Who's the guy commentating after Stephen? I think he is a bit unnecessary.
everybody thinks his commentary is a bit unnecessary.
I wish Colbert would shut up so I can just hear him laugh.
Haha, I know.
His monologue is always interrupting his laughing.
That's the whole reason I clicked on the video after all.
Kevin Eubanks, as well, could be heard laughing and commenting with Jay Leno.
a change.org petition? Seriously? Christ, you haters are pathetic
John laughs like Bernie Mac in Transformers.
Well it was actually farmers making pilgrimages to their pharaohs who built the pyramids, but w/e :)
When Colbert said the statistics for how much the pyramids were my brother said WOW. He wasn't even listening, just great timing
Are Burger King allowed to call one of their products "Mac"?
ancient egypt didn't use any slaves, only contracted workers... well paid, contracted workers I might add.
"Remember, the mac n' cheetos are only available for a limited time. And if you eat them, so are you."
To everyone outside the United States, i must clarify this weird mac and cheese thing. It wasn't actually meant to be eaten and was mainly a publicity stunt. Ignore anyone who says they ate it, they are comment bots because no human would be able to survive that
better call Alton Brown of 'Good Eats' , ' The Next Iron Chef' & 'Feasting on Asphalt'.
That slave joke was pretty fucking hardcore I say
Jokes on ancient slavery are always fun lol
I love Stephens tie
great show
I'll bet that the outside layer that covered the pyramid compensated for the difference.
And now, off to BK
We have many products without high fructose corn syrup made here in the U.S. Just step in a Whole Foods and check their candy section- no high fructose junk, though even less refined sugar is not great for you either. Do not judge our products by Mars Co., Nestle, Hershey, Coke and Kraft. Many of our products are not that convenience store junk.
I try to avoid eating anything that comes in a box. Fresh fruits, vegetables, meat, and dairy is best for me. Yes, I cook it myself. It's better for you and WAY cheaper.
PURSE FIRST!
Has Stephen been watching Drag Race?
Actually they didn't use slaves to build the pyramids
So what did they use?
Actually if you've watched the stinger at the end of X-Men: Days of Future Past, it's actually made by a mutant.
plgni
There ya go! Proof that only single individual was needed to build the pyramids.
plgni One form of slavery is where you know your masters, you can see them, touch them, you know you're a slave.
The other kind is where you're being fundamentally manipulated to think you have no masters, you think you're free.
Either way, the slaves built the pyramids.
FFS Rick just go back and ask the people, take Morty with you I'm sure he will learn a thing or two.
better to call them volunteers
To answer his question: Yaaasss we can.
BOB !!!!!!
MAC & CHEETOS IS THE ADDICTIVE, SINFUL BOMB!! In 2017 they became available in stores, I got some every month, then they STOPPED SELLING them a few months ago, Ive been jonesing ever since!!
that does sound pretty good though
That Hebrew joke though
"This...uh... food?"
Why do I hear what sounds like a car trying to turn over every once and awhile in this clip? Hun, hun, hun, hun, hun.
oooohhhhh....that's why Cheeto Jesus left town to Scotland...Pride Week celebrations.
Can we work it?!
cheeto dust has been getting some bad publicity lately tho
Walk into the comments Purse First!
#MakethePyramidsofGizaGreatAgain
Mac and Cheetos sounds and looks disgusting.
totally not a hidden product placement right?
well Ancient Egyptians didn't use slaves, they used paid workers and they paid them very well.
No Mac n Cheetos in finnish Burger Kings :(
You accidentally put a sad face at the end of your post. :)
I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter Oh believe me, I didn't.
Except it wasn't slave labour that built the pyramids. It was Egyptian citizens getting paid to work.
How nice of Pharaohs to pay their citizens when getting slaves to do the work would've been much cheaper...
what is most annoying ? a fake laugh or naught ?
I Am Jacks Hungry Stomach gurgling
heart attack food
"macaronis"
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I wanna try the Mac and Cheetos...not that I think it would be good, I'm positive that it would be the most repulsive thing I've ever eaten...but part of me just wants to know
Mac n Cheetos...thats fking disgusting
earthquakes and tsunamis could have shifted it
It's earthquake proof due to the shape, and i don't expect any tsunamis in that part of Egypt for several million years...
aliens
Surf's up in Cairo! (?)
Macaroni and cheese is disgusting. Eat it like italians do. With taste
kill me...
so Bob queen has fans??
yes idiot
no the hebrews did not build the pyramids and it's also not written in the bible the bible says they built pi-ramesses and pithom
huhuhuhuh
women cheering is the worst noise ever...
What about a room full of babies crying their little asses off? Intolerable!
Luv bob! #pursefirst
Dam Colbert is not good at this. He needs better joke writers
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Looks like a penis. Peel me.