Jay Leno is very funny , worked his butt off traveling from comedy club to comedy club from state to state. Saw him a lot on David letterman both funny men but Jay had yet not made it yet where he could get his own show. Tremendous hard work got Jay his own show he is funny very funny you could see his huge talent on Letterman when he would visit letterman who is funny himself.
Watching these Jay Leno Headlines clips becomes hazardous to my health. I almost choke 2 times from laughing too hard. He’s really the king of late night shows
I my grandfather was a huge Carson fan. That was a bit before my time. But he loved Leno too. I remember staying up with him and watching Leno and dying laughing at headlines.
I miss Jay Leno so much. When he finally retired it was the end of an era. I was too young to watch Johnny Carson and Jay was my first Late Night host. Actually my only late night host. I might watch Conan a few times when he was on the late, late show (is that what it was called? lol) but no one compares to Jay. I watched clips of the older hosts like Johnny but they were not Jay. He was there during all my 20s and well into my 30s. Jay thank you for so many years of being there. No matter what kind of day I was having, I knew I would feel better watching you. Your laugh was so genuine, as was your humor and just you in general. You are greatly missed.
I used to laugh my ass off watching Jay Leno and now I still do 30 years later!! Thank you for posting and thanks Jay for the original content!!!! Love it!!
The only problem is that I can't stop seeing these things. I know laughter is supposed to be good for your health but I'm laughing so hard it makes me afraid of a heart attack.
I am so happy I found this channel. I haven’t stopped laughing. I miss Jay Leno and this part of his show! The current crop IS HORRIBLE and will never have ALL OF AMERICA LAUGHING!
i agree and i say we have national vote to dump that thing they have on now i think we may have and hold a comedy contest the winner gets to be host of the tonight show lost our sense of humor all the really great comedians seem to be aging out
That's the thing that was so great about Jay, he made fun of politics on both sides and he was a master at doing it and being funny without being mean. I don't watch any late night TV anymore because it is garbage.
Headlines needs to make a comeback as a web series or a show on Comedy Central with Jay hosting! He was gifted in responding to them! One of my favorites from him was an obituary for a man named "Moe Lester"... I'm sure he was a nice guy, but the name...
In addition to the headlines being funny, jay leno's commentaries show what a great communicator he was and also how good Kevin Eubanks was with occasional supplemental comments.
Letterman always behaved like he was so much better than His audience. Leno has always been a down-to-earth guy . Even if I had to get off in the morning I stayed up at least for the monolog and if he was doing headlines I didn't get asleep
I love Jay Lenos headlines! They're just hysterically hilarious as hell! Crack everybody up! And you're right, he did add a little extra dose of humor with his reactions!
I was a very loyal Carson van and love him to this day. I think Jay is great and I always look forward to headlines so it was nice to come across this and place of work he and Kevin‘s new show you bet your life. I still love the headlines and you know most of them these days would be considered vegan or inappropriate when there was nothing wrong with pointing out reality
Didn't work. My standard Poodle has been hanging out with that Pit Bull gang from 9th Street and they all smoke, so she smokes. Even had her belly tattooed.
The "Hobo Comforter Garment" looks like Woody Allen in Sleeper. (Four years later now, I forgot I watched this), and I'm impressed that 15 people got the obscure reference to Sleeper. Wow. Congrats! Applause to you...
24:55 I can only imagine how the phone conversation went with this one... "Hello?" " Yeah, hi. I'm responding to your ad in today's paper?" "Ah, yes! My collection of old people. You interested?" "Not sure! I have to ask, how did you manage to have a collection like that?" "Well, my local retirement home had their annual Garage Sale and so I... (*click*!) Hello? Hello? Aw, he hung up!
Back in the nineties Indianapolis had a police chief whose surname was Christ. One day he resigned without warning. The Headline in the paper read, 'CHRIST RESIGNS". As funny as that was, there was an accompanying story that had the headline, " Clergy Upset".
its exactly the same show with the same childish humor just like it was with johnny carson they just do these by email and tweeting now. the show hasn't changed only the host. people hated jay when he took over from johnny if you're old enough to remember that!
I had a kitty that slept on her back under a blanket almost every night. She had her arms (front legs) outside of the blanket and her head on a little pillow that I got for her. 😺🐈🤗
What great stuff that we used to enjoy in the days of Jay, Johnny, Dave and Conan. It was all about comedy and entertainment, no political garbage and posturing.
7:12 "What would you like to change about your hometown" "Get rid of the older generation" "Why do you like to live in your town" "I don't." Wow, this woman is a sunshine
The lady minister with the ventriloquist dummy is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe because I grew up in the Mormon church and the Sunday sacrament meetings were super serious. The thought of someone stepping up to the podium with a ventriloquist dummy....well, let's just say everyone in the congregation would have been extremely uncomfortable and that person would never have been allowed to talk in a meeting again. But 10-year-old me would've been laughing like a maniac.
I see the humor in this but it’s funnier to see my hometown in Jay Leno’s “Headlines” all the way from Gloversville, NY! Somehow, I don’t think that a moose will fit through the front door of the club! LOL
@@briseboy - How do you know, where you there? Anyway, wrong. There used to be humour in my lifetime. But now in the US you are not allowed to make fun of anything because it cud offend someone.
It's the Copy Editors fault and proofreaders. Our local paper ( it's a country newspaper ) has the shooting for duck season. The sporting section had this huge banner "FUxx SEASON NOW OPEN" I wasn't working there then the publisher was furious. Duh! 😊
I waited for Monday nights! I always laughed til I cried and he never disappointed me. Sometimes I would miss the next joke because I was still gasping for breath!
@4:55 "grilled bay scallops wrapped in prostitute! " - I think they meant prosciutto...anyway, what a great line by Jay, "that is an expensive meal, my friend!". ... "I made reservations for us later!"
5:42 Now, you could go to the trouble of tracking down these kids and ask them for the answer to the age old question... What's worn under a Scotchman's kilt, but, believe me, ask any Scotchman and he'll gladly tell you, "Nothing is worn under a Scotchman's kilt, everything's in perfect working order, so mind your own business!" (Yeah, I know, it's an old gag, but it's still good! ,😁)
jay was all about comedy!! 😂
these other current talk shows are only about politics.
Jay Leno talked politics let's be honest
Jay Leno is very funny , worked his butt off traveling from comedy club to comedy club from state to state. Saw him a lot on David letterman both funny men but Jay had yet not made it yet where he could get his own show. Tremendous hard work got Jay his own show he is funny very funny you could see his huge talent on Letterman when he would visit letterman who is funny himself.
It's the segment on the Tonight Show that I miss the most. Probably one of the best things I enjoyed in life. It was just too hilarious.
It was on Monday nights and I always watched it and laughed myself to sleep.
Pumpcast news was great
Bro, jimmy fallon COMPLETELY ripped this off with his segment screengrabs eh?
@@ajayharry987 Flallon isnt funnyaf all
@@ichaelmichaelsalisburysali6781 couldn’t agree more
Always looked forward to Jays headlines on Monday night,he and Johnny were great.
Jay was my favorite late-night host. I would stay up to watch his momologs, skits, and other segments.
Jay was my favorite.
O goody
"Headlines" was the best!
Back from when late night TV was worth watching!
Some grumpy person said the SAME thing 20 yrs ago.
@@2Majesties And he or she was right! 😊
😅@@2Majesties
Jay is the king of late night. Miss those days. He was great. Funny as hell😂
Jay Leno is also the most humble, down to earth celebrity I've ever seen. He's a very kind man
I remember these being one of those times where you remembered to tune in to your tv to catch a show. Just for Headlines :)
JOHNNY CARSON &
JAY LENO .....
!!! TWO OF THE BEST!!!
It isn't that the headlines are hilarious, which they are. It's Jay's responses to them that are priceless.
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Jay's responses are the icing on the joke's punchline.
I notice someone says this on every single headline video and I'm starting to wondering if it's the same person with different accounts.
I agree! His reactions are so funny 🤣
Watching these Jay Leno Headlines clips becomes hazardous to my health. I almost choke 2 times from laughing too hard. He’s really the king of late night shows
Omg me toooooo
He was the best.
"The Moose Club ".
jay lenos headlines will be one of the most treasured things of american civilization lmao
When life is awful... Jay Leno Headlines... love yah Jay
I miss Jay Leno late night. It is just not the same anymore and I loved headlines
I my grandfather was a huge Carson fan. That was a bit before my time. But he loved Leno too. I remember staying up with him and watching Leno and dying laughing at headlines.
I miss Jay Leno so much. When he finally retired it was the end of an era. I was too young to watch Johnny Carson and Jay was my first Late Night host. Actually my only late night host. I might watch Conan a few times when he was on the late, late show (is that what it was called? lol) but no one compares to Jay. I watched clips of the older hosts like Johnny but they were not Jay. He was there during all my 20s and well into my 30s.
Jay thank you for so many years of being there. No matter what kind of day I was having, I knew I would feel better watching you. Your laugh was so genuine, as was your humor and just you in general. You are greatly missed.
I used to laugh my ass off watching Jay Leno and now I still do 30 years later!! Thank you for posting and thanks Jay for the original content!!!! Love it!!
Funniest late night host. To this day.
30 years?
I miss headlines with Jay Leno. Thank you for posting this I laughed all the way through this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only problem is that I
can't stop seeing these things.
I know laughter is supposed
to be good for your health but
I'm laughing so hard it makes
me afraid of a heart attack.
Miss those days. Pure gold! 5 stars
Yep those were the golden days of late night shows.
I am so happy I found this channel. I haven’t stopped laughing. I miss Jay Leno and this part of his show! The current crop IS HORRIBLE and will never have ALL OF AMERICA LAUGHING!
agree 100%. Its one sided political bashing instead of light humor on both sides
i agree and i say we have national vote to dump that thing they have on now i think we may have
and hold a comedy contest the winner gets to be host of the tonight show lost our sense of humor
all the really great comedians
seem to be aging out
That's the thing that was so great about Jay, he made fun of politics on both sides and he was a master at doing it and being funny without being mean. I don't watch any late night TV anymore because it is garbage.
Well, stop smoking the current crop.
Best thing on TV and only Jay can do them
Omg. These are the only things that make me literally laugh out loud.
Headlines needs to make a comeback as a web series or a show on Comedy Central with Jay hosting! He was gifted in responding to them!
One of my favorites from him was an obituary for a man named "Moe Lester"... I'm sure he was a nice guy, but the name...
Great idea!
That obituary sounds like a part of a prank call. "I'm looking for a Mr. Lester. First name, Moe."
LMAO!!!!!!
yeah, I can never forget a classified ad he found, 'wife's pregnant, must sell'!
Every Monday
In addition to the headlines being funny, jay leno's commentaries show what a great communicator he was and also how good Kevin Eubanks was with occasional supplemental comments.
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Johnny totally misunderstood Jays talent
I liked it when Kevin pretended he didn't understand the joke.
His reactions were priceless!
I must be a simpleton, but I always found Leno 10x funnier than Letterman
Agreed, I did not find Letterman funny at all. He was boring and not genuine like Jay.
So did I. There's a reason he was chosen over Letterman and why he's best friends with Jerry Seinfeld.
Letterman always behaved like he was so much better than His audience. Leno has always been a down-to-earth guy . Even if I had to get off in the morning I stayed up at least for the monolog and if he was doing headlines I didn't get asleep
Jay is absolutely 10 x funnier than letterman. Dave is lowbrow.
Same
kevin's laugh is infectious.
I've always enjoyed his humor
SAW him kivr in theb90stwice
Miss this show & Jay Leno!! No one can replace him & his shows & comedy!
Hilarious. I missed Johnny Carson after he retired, but jay's stuff as this were funny.
I grew up with Johnny Carson, Joey Bishop, and (sometimes) Merv Griffin. Jay was good, as was Dave Letterman, but they were NOT great!
Oh the nostalgia and the laughs 🤘
This reminds of a simpler time when comedians were actually funny!
Don't worry. They still are.
They are even funnier now. Trump gave them so much ammo
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Leno was always just ok. This is his best segment.
In lieu of reading your comment, I sir, shall dedicate myself to making you and others like yourself who share this belief, laugh. Somehow, someway.
I love Jay Lenos headlines! They're just hysterically hilarious as hell! Crack everybody up! And you're right, he did add a little extra dose of humor with his reactions!
That's because he's one of the funniest people on the planet, and one of the nicest!
8:30 "You are cutting off limbs at that point" had me dying 🤣
You're* (you are)
@@LynxSouth fixed it. Thank you.
@@LynxSouth Jay probably said "You're," as anyone would---unless you're "Ziva David," on "NCIS."
Yes, some cats actually DO sleep like that - on their backs, with their arms down at their sides! I've seen it in animal videos!
Good point...I've got one that does... mostly during summer time when it's hot...it's funny/cute
If America ever needed Jay Leno, it's right *now* !!!
This just in: corduroy pillow cases create headlines across America!
Always SO funny ! Love Jay Leno !
I was a very loyal Carson van and love him to this day. I think Jay is great and I always look forward to headlines so it was nice to come across this and place of work he and Kevin‘s new show you bet your life. I still love the headlines and you know most of them these days would be considered vegan or inappropriate when there was nothing wrong with pointing out reality
Carson will be pleased to know of his loyal Volkswagens! Or was it skateboarding shoes?
I love Kevin’s laugh.
Why? Are u gay?
Me too!!!
I find him highly annoying
good thing you like his laugh otherwise you would be a racist
Best sidekick in the history of late night. I always thought it was hilarious how he laughed at everything
Jay has the best setups and deliveries. 😂
I always enjoyed Jay Leno , especially headlines
It’s so pure and good. 🤭
1:39 "PARTY!!!" 😂🤣😂
That always gets me.
@shannon dove LOL sadly he withdrew.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Northwest_Territories_general_election#Rehab
remembered back in the 70s National Lampoon had a story that headlined "President Ford Shot in Head, Bullet in Critical Condition."
Funny late night show. What a novel idea ! Come back Jay All is forgiven. Beautiful backdrop too
I hadn't seen these. Thank you for posting. Love Jay Leno.
Leno was funny because he talked about real life comedy and it was hilarious !!!
I used to work at a county clinic. The referral doctor was Dr. Fillherup. He was a pregnancy physician.
Fallon is shit compared to Leno.
He would be canceled today
@@jage5256 - Of course he was. And I worked with a Dr. Bonecutter.
Glad Jay's coming back to TV to host "You Bet Your Life".
"Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars"
He will never fill Groucho’s shoes
Thank you so much for uploading these! I miss Jay and Kevin... Such a perfect combination.
Well the spring of 2020 that toilet paper will be a great gift
I was thinking the same thing!
Well it wasn't 2020, so it was hilarious
Absolutely love these. Surprised Jay did not pick up on the pocket remote holder colors...black or creme!!!🤣😁
"How to get your dog to quit smoking." 😂🤣
Didn't work. My standard Poodle has been hanging out with that Pit Bull gang from 9th Street and they all smoke, so she smokes. Even had her belly tattooed.
Get him to munch on low-calorie doggie biscuits instead of reaching for a cigarette!
@@billolsen4360 jeez, next thing you know she'll be pregnant 🥴
The "Hobo Comforter Garment" looks like Woody Allen in Sleeper.
(Four years later now, I forgot I watched this), and I'm impressed that 15 people got the obscure reference to Sleeper. Wow. Congrats! Applause to you...
God! I miss these. Laughing till I'm crying!😂
24:55 I can only imagine how the phone conversation went with this one...
"Hello?"
" Yeah, hi. I'm responding to your ad in today's paper?"
"Ah, yes! My collection of old people. You interested?"
"Not sure! I have to ask, how did you manage to have a collection like that?"
"Well, my local retirement home had their annual Garage Sale and so I... (*click*!) Hello? Hello? Aw, he hung up!
Back in the nineties Indianapolis had a police chief whose surname was Christ. One day he resigned without warning. The Headline in the paper read, 'CHRIST RESIGNS". As funny as that was, there was an accompanying story that had the headline, " Clergy Upset".
🤣
In the 2000s decade, the GM of the Minnesota Twins had the last name of St Peter.
Leno > Fallon . Leno actually is a Host you feel like you know him. The partnership with Kevin is comedy gold!
its exactly the same show with the same childish humor just like it was with johnny carson they just do these by email and tweeting now. the show hasn't changed only the host.
people hated jay when he took over from johnny if you're old enough to remember that!
I actually had a cat that did sleep belly up with arms like that. I thought he was dead more than once. lol.
Maybe that’s where the word “catatonic” was derived?
Mine does too
I had a kitty that slept on her back under a blanket almost every night. She had her arms (front legs) outside of the blanket and her head on a little pillow that I got for her. 😺🐈🤗
Well that was an hour well spent.
WonderWhatHappened damn right
Laughter is the best medicine!
Was it?
What great stuff that we used to enjoy in the days of Jay, Johnny, Dave and Conan. It was all about comedy and entertainment, no political garbage and posturing.
Thank you again for uploading these, much appreciated!
U look like a douche bag in that black and white photo.
@@metoo6247 Well you got me figured out haha
7:12 "What would you like to change about your hometown"
"Get rid of the older generation"
"Why do you like to live in your town"
"I don't."
Wow, this woman is a sunshine
I would assume that "Andrew" isn't a woman
Jay: "Look at the size of those shoes." Kevin: "I don't get it, Jay."
So Trump having small hands wasn't a dis?
@@stephenjacks8196 it probably was.
For sale - collection of old people.😂
The lady minister with the ventriloquist dummy is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe because I grew up in the Mormon church and the Sunday sacrament meetings were super serious. The thought of someone stepping up to the podium with a ventriloquist dummy....well, let's just say everyone in the congregation would have been extremely uncomfortable and that person would never have been allowed to talk in a meeting again. But 10-year-old me would've been laughing like a maniac.
Miss these times!!!
I see the humor in this but it’s funnier to see my hometown in Jay Leno’s “Headlines” all the way from Gloversville, NY!
Somehow, I don’t think that a moose will fit through the front door of the club! LOL
Miss the good old days of real humour.
Said everyone old, since Homo erectus and the first hyoid bone.
@@briseboy - How do you know, where you there? Anyway, wrong. There used to be humour in my lifetime. But now in the US you are not allowed to make fun of anything because it cud offend someone.
It's the Copy Editors fault and proofreaders. Our local paper ( it's a country newspaper ) has the shooting for duck season. The sporting section had this huge banner "FUxx SEASON NOW OPEN" I wasn't working there then the publisher was furious. Duh! 😊
Newspapers have no proofreaders. Budget.
“Giant cops walking the beat” 😂😂😂
I saw some tits in the sky in the middle of the tomb
43:30 Bogey’s Pizza and Guns! I bet that their delivery drivers never get robbed!
If you Sicilian pizza has not enough pepperoni's on it and you complain.... I'm sorry.
0:32 That Psycho music has me crying XD
Loved Jay Leno his humor was funny and classic
Thank you for sharing this..!
The headlines were far and away my favorite segment of the show
This is why we need to save newspapers from going extinct
I waited for Monday nights! I always laughed til I cried and he never disappointed me. Sometimes I would miss the next joke because I was still gasping for breath!
Great to watch this during your lunch break!
As an Adult I finally understand why Jay got the tonight show…instead of Letterman.
He was always funnier, and more classy.
@@nathankrush3289 You’re right..
From what I've read, he's much easier to work with. A much nicer person.
Perhaps Jay Leno also made fewer GE jokes?
He did a good show
toilet paper would actually be a great gift now
Jay Leno was the best. Watched Carson, watch Letterman, like Conan. But noone was funnier - or more humble- than Jay Leno.
Leno is a ledgen! His monologs during th o.j Simpson trial. Savage!!!
@Lewis 970 and writers
See that's why Jay understood the audience and what made them laugh
No politics, so refreshing 😌
There were several headlines making fun of Clinton.
I miss Jay
WE WANT LENO....BACK!!!
SO DO I
@4:55 "grilled bay scallops wrapped in prostitute! " - I think they meant prosciutto...anyway, what a great line by Jay, "that is an expensive meal, my friend!". ... "I made reservations for us later!"
Haha, gotta love the ultimate in hillbilly accessories for your hunting trip, camo crapper seat, YEEE HAWWWWW! 😂
We miss Jay
Wish he would take back the show
Jays Garage.
@IzzyFizzy Jay was funny to me ,Dave was kind of flat!
I watch these over and over again they remind me of a time when I loved TV AND late night thanks JAY
You are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:42 Now, you could go to the trouble of tracking down these kids and ask them for the answer to the age old question... What's worn under a Scotchman's kilt, but, believe me, ask any Scotchman and he'll gladly tell you, "Nothing is worn under a Scotchman's kilt, everything's in perfect working order, so mind your own business!"
(Yeah, I know, it's an old gag, but it's still good! ,😁)
I'd wear the 'Hobo'. It looks comfortable.
0:35 I always got a laugh when they would play that suspense music during a headline.
I miss jay and Kevin...nice these are here
I miss Leno and Letterman!
Letterman is a liberal prick.
@IzzyFizzy Hey, you got any gum? heee heee
@IzzyFizzy In the end Letterman was my favorite.
@@Thisisnotmyrealname8 Aww little Trumpette's cranky. Sad your fascist regime is falling? Drink your kool-aid, you'll feel better.
@@waterwind2266 Your diaper's full.
I can't wait til ELF SEASON starts. I'm only hunting seedless Elves this season.
It was a trifecta- the articles, Jay's comments, and Kevin's laugher.
I meant Kevin's laughter . . .sorry, typo.