The Harsher Truth: More Sad Facts to F*

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/SIMON to get a special offer.

    • @7-ten
      @7-ten 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Stop trying to sell me hair retention products bald man!

    • @MrOrchidion
      @MrOrchidion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANNY! not sure when it is man, but still! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! belated for now - BUT EARLY FOR YOUR NEXT ONE! lol

    • @MrOrchidion
      @MrOrchidion 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@7-ten I personally find it amusing as shit lol

    • @7-ten
      @7-ten 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MrOrchidion it is. I was really just adding to the algorithms mostly. But yeah it never stops being funny with a bald man trying to sell you hair retention products.

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      According to my research into the reverse Flynn Effect global IQ scores peaked in 1973 & intelligence has been dropping since the 70s. Sorry bro, you missed out! So just out of curiosity, have millennials learnt how to read a map yet? 😂

  • @mikerouch416
    @mikerouch416 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    Danny's been re-captured!! Huzzah the blazement has been restored! May the mushroom harvest over runith.

    • @chriswillis4153
      @chriswillis4153 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      "Blazement" 😂 love it!

    • @greysonstrachan8395
      @greysonstrachan8395 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@chriswillis4153The Blazement is actually a canon term. Simon used it in older videos.

    • @harleyjo4875
      @harleyjo4875 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      He escaped?! What the fuck am I paying the Patreon for if the writers are running rampant??

    • @edwardphilibin3151
      @edwardphilibin3151 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@harleyjo4875You're paying the bounty hunters who tracked Danny down. Obviously. 😂

    • @beagleuk3233
      @beagleuk3233 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      #re-freeDanny

  • @necrocomicon8
    @necrocomicon8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    Professor oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
    Ming the clam: I am old.

  • @Softsqueakyduck
    @Softsqueakyduck 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    The Dumbo/Pinocchio bit had me rolling. The donkey with a cigar just sent me over. 😂 Beautiful job!

  • @anarionelendili8961
    @anarionelendili8961 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    Simon wants to go back 100 years to be a big brain.
    Repeat after me: "The Past was the worst." :)

    • @AldrickExGladius
      @AldrickExGladius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      it really wasn't though

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Cue him going back in time, pulling out his smart phone and immediately being caught and burned as a witch. Idk, even if 100yrs ago wasn't that bad, I rather enjoy the medical advances we've made in the past hundred years, as well as advances in mental health knowledge because I definitely wouldn't of survived a hundred years ago with my random panic attacks I get

    • @gennystout8952
      @gennystout8952 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The Past was the worst 😅😅😅

    • @JustHear4DaPopkorn
      @JustHear4DaPopkorn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah, that's just whut the Illuminati whantz you 2 think.

    • @googleisacruelmistress1910
      @googleisacruelmistress1910 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      But we could rule them, like gods... Angry gods...

  • @WesterossFox
    @WesterossFox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    The takedown of Simon over the Dumbo story was EPIC!

    • @kimhohlmayer7018
      @kimhohlmayer7018 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Totally agree! I was laughing so hard!

    • @andreaski100
      @andreaski100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I laughed so hard!!😂😂😂
      Wearing head phones while cooking dinner for the fam. The looks....

    • @Stonegolem6
      @Stonegolem6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      So glad I watched instead of listened like I normally do.

    • @mr.potato9449
      @mr.potato9449 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Think how much footage the editors get that doesn't make it into the videos . . . they should make their own channel of just Simon being wrong :D

    • @letsengrave155
      @letsengrave155 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

  • @david762x45
    @david762x45 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    A couple of things. 1. No tangent timer is a sad fact. 2. Why isn't Simon wearing shoes during his keeps Ad read? 3. I missed Danny's writing on this channel and it made my day that he's back.

    • @gabbyt98
      @gabbyt98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same

    • @ManyTriangles
      @ManyTriangles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Well clearly he only owns one pair of shoes and they take them away when he’s not doing Vessi ad reads.

    • @user-neo71665
      @user-neo71665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not wearing shoes when I watch this

    • @sammi3004
      @sammi3004 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've just commented this! Lol. Glad someone else noticed this. How often is he shoeless or even barefoot? I'm not sure how I feel about this...haha 😂😂😂

  • @curtislindsey1736
    @curtislindsey1736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    The editing on this video is hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @timothymallon
    @timothymallon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    5:55 Quahog - pronounced Co-Hog. And I only know this because of Family Guy. Family Guy takes place in Quahog Rhode Island and the Quahog Clam is named after the town in Rhode Island (or maybe vise versa). Consequently, the Quahog Clam is Rhode Island's official state shellfish. Yep....state official shellfish.

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I’m pretty sure that here Washington the geoduck clam is our state shellfish. It’s equally confusing to pronounce.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@randomperson6433 and weird to prep. I watched a video on them and decided I love seafood, but those don't interest me.

    • @chrisbrett5393
      @chrisbrett5393 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I lived for many years in New England. You are correct on the pronunciation. The word quahog comes from the Narragansett word for "hard clam"

    • @zerofox1551
      @zerofox1551 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@chrisbrett5393 Also my pet name for my exwife.

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A show that would've definitely been popular when Simon was at the target demographic age. I just picture Simon as one of those children that never did anything but go to the library and ignore everything going on in the world.

  • @kandreasworld4374
    @kandreasworld4374 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I've only had two birthday parties in my life. One when I was 12 and one when I was 25 and I had to throw both of them myself. My first party, only 2 of 12 people showed up so I had wasted my money on buying plates, cups, and goody bags for ten people who didn't show. My second party was awesome and one of my best memories. Life's a crap shoot. 🤷‍♂️

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Happy Birthday for your next one! ( hoping to get the good luck ball rolling for ya)

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, I've been to a heap of surprise birthday parties, but never had one thrown for me. I've never told anyone it bothers me because I don't want one thrown out of pity, so 🤷 oh well, we can't have it all

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come to Japan next year. Ill buy you a beer!! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @kianraymond
    @kianraymond 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Honestly some of the best content TH-cam has to offer. I've been watching since the channel was still called business blaze and it never fails to entertain me 😂

  • @cornishcat11
    @cornishcat11 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Danny is back...... YES

  • @Wiickles
    @Wiickles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Pinnochio. That's Pinnochio, the one with the cigars and the drinking and the turning-into-donkeys. Though Dumbo is also unsettling and depressing in its own right, as a baby elephant born into a circus goes on to have misadventures that include various forms of kidnapping and a drug trip.
    Weird how the early Disney movies that weren't about princesses were deeply upsetting.

    • @kpeggs82
      @kpeggs82 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The ones with princesses were also deeply unsettling. We just try to make it romantic.

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I have it on good authority that I cried whenever the "elephants on parade" part of Dumbo would come on.

    • @johngaglione2236
      @johngaglione2236 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Most Disney movies have weird things going on and stuff discreetly placed in the background

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Fact Boi confusing Pinocchio for Dumbo is somehow entirely on brand for him.

  • @Ninja1up
    @Ninja1up 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Thank you Simon, I was born in 86 and I always found Dumbo terrifying. Everyone looks at me like I'm crazy but 3-7 year old me had nightmares anytime I watched it.

    • @JUnit41484
      @JUnit41484 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have similar feelings about James and the Giant peach... Not helped by the fact that my name is James so kids brought it up all the time.

    • @Ninja1up
      @Ninja1up 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JUnit41484 I loved the book but yes the movie was a horror show.

    • @Link-1004
      @Link-1004 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was too as a kid. Pink elephant was too much for my child brain to comprehend. I refused to watch my VHS copy. It was probably the one of 4 that were only played a handful of times, due to how scared of those movies I was.

  • @kowloonbroadcast
    @kowloonbroadcast 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    may i point out that the new editor is doing their job quite particularly noticeably _dopely._

  • @claydelaino5852
    @claydelaino5852 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Props to the editor make Simon buy you a drink that bit around dumbo was brilliant

    • @youtube2snoopy820
      @youtube2snoopy820 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Punctuation is your mystery friend.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    1:40 - Mid roll ads
    3:15 - Back to the video
    3:50 - Chapter 1 - Ming the clam vs human scientists
    9:25 - Chapter 2 - Peter pan died young & alone
    15:50 - Chapter 3 - Why dogs love squeky toys
    18:30 - Chapter 4 - A curious birthday on mars
    PS: Where is the tangent timer ?

    • @koolnqueer98
      @koolnqueer98 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lorelei does the tangent timer this is a different Editor

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Absolutely LOVE the editing in this one in particular! Thanks for the laughs and fact checks!

  • @RealMoukeycat
    @RealMoukeycat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Danny's birthday story made me smile. Not what I was expecting from this videos title. I guess you have to get your laughs when you can. Thanks Danny!

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He absolutely sang happy birthday to himself but was too embarrassed to say so

  • @nickmurray4900
    @nickmurray4900 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The editing is literally perfect!

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    One of my birthdays was a week after everywhere had shut down after rona hit.
    The only person who sang to me was my dad who was haphazardly singing as he ran up the stairs. (He didn’t stop to sing to me he was like running into the house real quick)
    When I told him he was the person who acknowledged my birthday that day he was like “oh”.
    As panic about being in lockdown they were otherwise preoccupied.
    I did have a friend drop off a bag with candy though before they went to work. As their job wasn’t kind enough to shut down. (Hospitality)

    • @nivision
      @nivision 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You've basically described every birthday after about age 30 for me

  • @moirarussell1950
    @moirarussell1950 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Cows do have best friends. Also some cows are leaders and heroes to the other cows. That’s why farmers have crippled old mommas 30+ yrs old that need constant pampering and cost alot of money in vitamins. It’s common sense to love them, not just mushy sentiment. (Mostly)

    • @user-neo71665
      @user-neo71665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fellow rancher?

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I want to go back into the past, so I can be revered as a giant big brain." I believe the phrase you're looking for is "Burned for being a witch."

  • @bmxerkrantz
    @bmxerkrantz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    fly all you want Danny. a fall from the basement won't kill you.

  • @tawnie8550
    @tawnie8550 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    God this had me laughing 😂 especially the Dumbo mix up 👍 fantastic!!!

  • @brianleecrim
    @brianleecrim 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the edits and effects! Keep it going :D

  • @jeffreymackay3003
    @jeffreymackay3003 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks!

  • @Ella.199
    @Ella.199 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    7:00 god damn it! dont you know curiosity killed the clam!

  • @Talia.Ryn710
    @Talia.Ryn710 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Your in-laws dog is probably sucking up all the energy from your mother-in-laws crystals lol

    • @Hash1Suspect
      @Hash1Suspect 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What?

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Hash1Suspect It's a reference to something Simon at times mentioned about his mother in law being into stuff like psychics and healing crystals (the latter to help cure her sick dog, I think).

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish my mil smoked crystal.

  • @PeacelordApropos
    @PeacelordApropos 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Massive props to Danny and our great editor. Kazooo

  • @PowPowPixie
    @PowPowPixie 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well done Julian, the editing was absolute perfection. ❤😂

  • @ErinPero-j4i
    @ErinPero-j4i 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yaaayyy Danny! Love all Simons writer's but as a Blaze O. G. Danny will ALWAYS be number one!

  • @AidanPatko
    @AidanPatko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Brilliant editing, Danny’s back in the Blazement… it’s a good day.

  • @randomramblings2325
    @randomramblings2325 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    It’s good to know Danny wrote this script. I wonder if he’s made it out of the basement yet?

  • @rdarkstorm8414
    @rdarkstorm8414 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The editing for this one was so good I can't look away for fear of missing a sick burn or fun cutaway joke

  • @bannankev
    @bannankev 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The editors are always top notch. I love it! 💜

  • @Makem12
    @Makem12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope you have the day that you deserve Simon.

  • @EveryFairyDies
    @EveryFairyDies 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I did not have "feel sorry for a clam" on my list today, but here we are. And no, we don't have an HR, Simon just pretends we do.

  • @danielscanlon5815
    @danielscanlon5815 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Haven’t had a Danny episode in ages, love it!

  • @clandestineespionage5731
    @clandestineespionage5731 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know exactly where that came from. My ADHD understands your ADHD and it is part of what makes your content and tangents so intriguing to me.
    BUT, thank you for having channels that limit the tangents, as the science/big brains in my life don' all know how to appreciate all of your intricacies.

  • @kensims8214
    @kensims8214 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm glad to get a Brain Blaze for my birthday... Thank you Simon 🎉

  • @Istandby666
    @Istandby666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When i first moved to the Mojave desert in California. We got maybe an inch of snow and cars are in the ditch and school was cancelled.
    Back in the mid-west, snow is a foot tall and kids are walking to school.....lol
    Living all over the U.S., the weather has been the biggest noticable factor.
    In Southern Florida the weather goes from the East to the West unlike the other states.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Editing is on point.

  • @quaiacka
    @quaiacka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yes! my saturday blaze fix is finally here❤❤ love your channel factboi, always a pleasure🍻

  • @bryanhikes7248
    @bryanhikes7248 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Congratulations fact boy I joined your channel membership and you're getting my sweet sweet money. Thanks for the exemplary content across many channels.

  • @80schick1967
    @80schick1967 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This video sent me down a Bobby Driscoll rabbit hole. His story is worse and more f**ked up than you know, utterly heartbreaking! Lots of people have a lot to answer for.

  • @SerpentineDeity
    @SerpentineDeity 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That clam was murdered. You chilled in the wrong place, Ming!

  • @Im-Not-a-Dog
    @Im-Not-a-Dog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    Im pretty sure the proper term for a "Clam Scientist" is a "Gynecologist".

    • @IKilledEarl
      @IKilledEarl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @donaldwert7137
      @donaldwert7137 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Better than my Clamotologist.

    • @Caleb1874ya
      @Caleb1874ya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Clam Digger

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Caleb1874ya Clam Diver

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I gotta warn my women friends to watch out for clam scientists studying global warming from now on 😬

  • @itzDrexzyyy
    @itzDrexzyyy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Whoever did the editing for this one absolutely smashed it lol, only thing missing was the tangent timer 😂

  • @Surikoazimaet
    @Surikoazimaet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Whistlerverse is ever expanding... HR is not something I expected.

    • @NeilCWCampbell
      @NeilCWCampbell 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Casting will be open soon I imagine 😂

  • @nicolecromwell3861
    @nicolecromwell3861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    ...I am completely aware of the dog toy sounding like...dying prey.
    I never wanted to know this fact, I'm glad that others now know this fact.

  • @kevinmcqueenie7420
    @kevinmcqueenie7420 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just as another sad element to the Peter Pan story, it is possible that J.M. Barrie based the character on his brother who died in an ice-skating accident one day before his 14th birthday, and his mother and Barrie himself thought of him as "forever a boy"

  • @no_nameyouknow
    @no_nameyouknow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This actually improved my day thank you.

  • @buckyhermit
    @buckyhermit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was half-expecting this episode to go into the fate of the little girl who voiced Ducky in "The Land Before Time."

  • @maxbracegirdle9990
    @maxbracegirdle9990 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think one of my favourite things about BB is the fact that there's different editors and you can clearly pick out which ones which in the first couple minutes..

  • @jenniferhof9448
    @jenniferhof9448 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do have a bad birthday memory from when I think I was turning 10. My mother had excitedly planned a party for me, inviting several of the girls from my grade in school, and buying lots of fun party food - including the new-fangled ice cream topping "Magic Shell." The first girl arrived and things were going okay, then 10 minutes....15 minutes....20 minutes went by and it became all too clear that this one girl who's parent clearly decided she should be nice was the only person who was actually showing up to the party. My mother then tried to salvage things by bringing out the cake an ice cream, and snagged the Magic Shell from the fridge. Now, for anyone who didn't grow up in the 80's with this stuff was all the rage, the ice cream topping's schtick is that it's a liquid until it hits the ice cream - and then the cold of the ice cream makes the fats in the topping harden creating a "shell" on the ice cream. So, yeah, she turned over the bottle to decorate the two lonely bowls of ice cream and absolutely nothing came out. The bottle's time in the fridge meant that it didn't even soften up enough to use until about 3 hours later. And bless her, my mom hadn't bought any other chocolate syrup because surely we wouldn't need two bottles of the stuff. Somehow my memory of that day became hyper-focused on the tragedy of the non-Magic Shell, instead of the fact that only one girl (or her parents) had even come to the party. I guess that was my mind's way of keeping me sane at the time.

  • @Hillbilly001
    @Hillbilly001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh boi! Wake up from a nap and my favorite Lizard Overlord, allegedly, has posted. Well done. Cheers from Tennessee

  • @MoBahar687
    @MoBahar687 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That "Oh no!!" At 9:35 sounds so funny lol like that one family guy character!

  • @darkdest6664
    @darkdest6664 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The editing is fkn PEAK

  • @simonportlock6405
    @simonportlock6405 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as always a splendid video!!! I don't know how I'd cope in life without your channels? :( Simon... what brand are your spectacles? They are such an ace design!!!

  • @PandoraFoxxBurlesque
    @PandoraFoxxBurlesque 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You age hedgehogs in a similar way to clams: counting the growth rings on their jaws, also posthumously. The oldest discovered was called Thorvald, aged 16. He could've had many more years in him, but we'll never know because he was set upon by a dog somebody wasn't properly supervising 😔

  • @StigmataTickles
    @StigmataTickles 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Smoking and drinking turning people into jackasses is the best visual metaphor ever animated.

  • @reclawyxhush
    @reclawyxhush 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    'boundless doggy optimism'. I can't help but experience embarassing elation whenever such pearls of style pop up. thx

  • @nicoleerickson5271
    @nicoleerickson5271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loved Julian's editing on this! Was cracking up!

  • @kanedaku
    @kanedaku 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    09:34 That _Bruce_ voice was too good!.... A little... _too_ good...

  • @zackattackzack
    @zackattackzack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Happy new year happy lunar new year

  • @jasonhaydock8205
    @jasonhaydock8205 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Simon. The horse and shotgun thought is a scene out of a family guy episode. And i am sure the sound affect afterwards oh no.... is also a family guy quote.

  • @darryllyle5250
    @darryllyle5250 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Simon has a slew of beasts in his basement ready to sacrifice for that 1 extra year of life. The scientists in his basement are working with the writers to dig a hole to the sky just for a beam of sunlight. The chains keep them from escaping.

  • @dhawthorne1634
    @dhawthorne1634 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fairy dust is hard to find but angel dust works just as well.

  • @Balthazar97638
    @Balthazar97638 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I never expected to see the Monarch from the Venture Bros

  • @AlicesonHarvey-um6lk
    @AlicesonHarvey-um6lk 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think that part of the reason that people are thought to be more intelligent then 100 years ago is that so many scientific discoverys have been made and then studied and then scientists have built knowledge by doing different experiments to build even more understanding
    Some of this knowledge is then tought in school to children in school, college and universitys

  • @J30YLK
    @J30YLK 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This edit is top tier stuff 👌

  • @syddlinden8966
    @syddlinden8966 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Our bulldog-boxer treated his toys like babies. Gave them baths and tossed them around and would get SUPER upset when others squeaked them, take them away, and make sure they were ok.
    Our beagle just likes to chew and shred fabric. No such babying from her. Lol

  • @AeroGuy07
    @AeroGuy07 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of my Siberian Huskies seems to have foubd a nest/den of moles chilling for the winter. Every few days I see her running around the yard, playing with a dead mole.

  • @_kodokami
    @_kodokami 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this vid is a masterpiece xD I don’t think I’ve ever saw something soo damn entertaining on this site xD THX SIMON!

  • @triptz
    @triptz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Julian, you master!
    Simon: well that was a mouthful
    Cut to the 'deedle deedle Dee'
    *Chef kiss*

  • @BADDEC101
    @BADDEC101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best editor! Fact checking the fact-boy. I love it!

  • @richardreed-eaves2148
    @richardreed-eaves2148 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nobody in England knows how to drive in the snow. Up in the Scottish Highlands we manage just fine 😂

    • @cygnus987
      @cygnus987 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought the same thing when he said it. Drivers here seem to get on fine with the snow.

  • @nicholaslewis8594
    @nicholaslewis8594 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:55 Does having an HR guy chained in the basement count, like what can they really do?

  • @jazzerzzz22
    @jazzerzzz22 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Danny! Our Hero Has Crawled Up From The Cellars Man Hole, Back To His Rightful Blazement Thrown!! Extra Magic Spoon Dust For You Danny!

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    18:34 The most memorable birthday I had was the one where my dad called me, not to wish me happy birthday, but to inform me his well meaning but half drunk girlfriend had tried filling out some important paperwork for him, and he needed my help straightening it all out. That was fun.😂

  • @jeremyspurlock6636
    @jeremyspurlock6636 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how you dubbed in cleveland's oh noo from the cleveland show over simon. That was perfect

  • @Sushiopathzz
    @Sushiopathzz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The venture bro memes are so on point I love them.

  • @891Henry
    @891Henry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As soon as we give something a name, we take it personally when something happens to it. RIP Ming.

  • @bretthompson5343
    @bretthompson5343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What are you doing on your desk!?😂 The green apple looking thing!? 😂 😊

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Top notch meme editing!!

  • @oliverseiler2871
    @oliverseiler2871 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Who ever edited this video.........BRAVO! So freaking funny.....Thank you very much 😃 👍🏻 👍🏻
    Best regards from Germany

  • @DianaHerrmann
    @DianaHerrmann 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Simon confusing dumbo and Pinocchio is priceless.

  • @molly.dog8brooke792
    @molly.dog8brooke792 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dying of laughter from the Dumbo tangent. Poor Simon oml

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:00 tbh it's obvious because animals mostly play in a way that mimics hunting, which is their instinct. You can bet than any play involving a small object has some aspect of hunting in it.

  • @kimberleyjanemcnab5343
    @kimberleyjanemcnab5343 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As Billy Connolly once said... living longer is not such a good thing. They don't add it on in your prime, they add it on when you are in a nursing home and using adult diapers!!!!
    😂😂😂

  • @burstingolem8023
    @burstingolem8023 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I made the mistake of watching this on a lunch break, and the donkey bit nearly choked me 😂

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The editing and effects were amazing 😂

  • @Caleb1874ya
    @Caleb1874ya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There was a 4.0 magnitude earthquake like about 100 miles off Floridas Cape Canaveral… people felt it… most that felt it thought it was just a large truck passing and def not the first earthquake in Floridaland in 40 years…

    • @Caleb1874ya
      @Caleb1874ya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Two days ago at 10:48 pm… my mom STILL doesn’t believe it… which I mean it wasn’t near a big fault line and the “fault” of origin is only 1 km long…. She’s betting on the Kracken awakening as well as Atlantis pops back up by Bimini Road… sorta bout where “earthquake “ happened…

  • @joshcastor1522
    @joshcastor1522 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When he says "Danny," it sounds like "daddy" to me and really made the beginning of the video and little more interesting.

  • @stacyrussell460
    @stacyrussell460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My worst birthday so far was when I turned 40. That's the day my Dad lost his years long battle with dementia. I still enjoy my birthday though. It's Halloween & it helps keep me distracted instead of being sad.

  • @DontTrustThemSnakes
    @DontTrustThemSnakes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have a cold :( thank Zeus I’m off work today, I work with dogs so having a day off after 40hrs chasing em around is nice and now I got Simon video too :3

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got bit by a donkey when I was like 4, and I've been a smartass ever since.

  • @Thomas-y4r9z
    @Thomas-y4r9z 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Amazing editing