When a woman retracts her tail, ascends her third and fifth arms, expands her ears and sneezes in a 4/4 musical rhythm... it means the acid has kicked in.
Thats when you start getting into k pop and start waching FF and when you grow up you start watching the 21+ FF cuz you realise still no one loves you.. ಠ_ಠ why do i think that will happen to ne....... Oh ya. I already wach FF and no one loafs me..
Nonsense,a great example to illustrate that women are all the same is that every woman thinks they are the exception/ the unicorn/ not like other girls. Even this Steve Harvey video talks about how "the cookie" is all the same. th-cam.com/video/jwAteTm-x9I/w-d-xo.html
MgtowArena If you’ve gone your own way, then why the hell are you worrying about what women (most of whom you’ll never meet) are doing? What a way to be obvious. 🙄
Lemme tell you a story. I am a big pokemon fan, so one day, i just did the pose archie does in battle. The girl in the locker almost next to me, she just does the exact same, rigth after me. She always does that sort of things. After watching thid video, i know why 😘
I’m a woman and when I’m attracted to a guy he is always on my mind and also when I’m around him I will gaze at him a lot (lots of eye contact) and smile. True, if you try to keep eye contact with a woman and she keeps looking away - she’s not into you (I’m an introvert and eye contact has never been a problem for me - I can out stare anyone lol). Folded arms while talking to someone is a huge sign of non-attraction.
I work in a warehouse environment, and I'm in the office pretty frequently, but I've got a suspicion that our receptionist has a crush on me. I didn't realize this until about two weeks ago when she was in front of the door that goes into the warehouse. I just so happened to be standing about twenty feet away. She was about to go back in,.....and then suddenly she saw me over her shoulder because he back was to me. That's when I realized something might be going on in her head. My only problem with this is I know we're about the same age, but she also got divorced, probably about a year ago and she doesn't know that I know. I don't like sharing rumors, or gossiping and I'm really good at keeping secrets.
Blushing is the reason I never look at the 3 crushes I have XD. And yes I can confirm the blushing sign. I am female and I often feel myself slightly blushing when I’m near or looking at one of my crushes.
E Money what ? If you say: ‘girls don’t like me’ then that will become true. Why don’t you say: ‘girls all like me’? I say: all girls like me! But unfortunately I’m an illegal-like alien.
*She was shy I made her my queen. She looks at me everytime I look at her despite us ever talking together. I think we are lovers forever. I AM THE DUDE Forever
I don't do most of these. When I like someone and we haven't met through a dating site, I act like I don't like them and haven't noticed their existence because I just don't think they'd like me anyway, but who cares.
There is a hidden, emotional need in a man’s heart that he craves more than anything else. A man will go overboard to prove his love for the woman who can satisfy this secret emotional need. *4WhatHeWants. Com*
Two blonde girls were sitting beside me at the end of the bus. Both giggling at me and trying their best to show their faces and trying to get closer to me with each second. I get what they were doing but the thing is I am not very good-looking. I do get compliments for my eyes from time to time but that's pretty much it.
The only time I have ever known for certain is the woman says, kinda breathlessly, while shucking off her panties, "I want to have your babies." Everything before that point is mere horsing around. Everything after that point is foreplay. I should mention that I shower minimum 2 times a day and I flash a lot of cash when I'm around a woman that interests me. It works about 9 out of 10 times, and that includes women who have partners other than me. I think the video doesn't really cover the whole spectrum.
There's a girl that used to kind of have feelings for me because I was helping her because she has a crush on one of my friends and she touched me just because I helped her. Now she lost interest and is with someone else. What do I do about this? Thank you for great videos! I also forgot to mention, is she sending mixed signals towards me or not?
hes my frnd weve been frnds for two months he even asked me after he knew if i had a crush on him and i said yes and he just smiled.Hes another grade so if we see eache other in the hallway he just stares at me with a blank face and looks away...
lifeasmahi , understand how brave you must be to risk heartbreaker. And be strong enough to get the one you deserve. He will be the one that is always there for you.
+Conner Brewer ya like every man. each man has someone that sees them like a goddess. and if u don't want these videos just don't watch them like duhh.
Here’s one that happened to me. A girl sat back in her chair with her hands behind her head. Then she stretched as though yawning but there was no yawn. She was presenting her breasts to me. She did so a few times in a row. She was my friends girlfriend so I took no action.
Lol, there's this girl in my high school, she was like mirroring me and I keep on cathing her looking and staring at me but once I stare at her back, she'll then turn her head away from me, even tho she's talking to her friends but by looking at the reflection of my phone screen I keep on sawing her eyes looking toward me, so should I say hi to this girl or nah??
I am a girl watching this: What if ur around someone u like, and u want them to know, and they look into ur eyes, but I have very dark brown eyes, so its not that easy to see dilation, unless there's a bright light shining in my eyes
Why not just ask her if she's into you? In the " #MeToo era" you need to ask. Don't assume anything. Just ask. Ask her every 30 minutes during the course of the evening. If possible get written confirmation (or anything else you can use in a court of law).
You should do a video on cues for person to have a visual impairment or are completely blind! It would be an awesome addition to all your other videos!
OK, so if a girl is looking at you (so is her friend), and smiling and whispering to her friend, is it a show of interest or does it mean that she and her friend think you're something funny?
I wish I could buy a new car, And go to Greece, Athens, To get there to the hotel, It's a pleasure to enjoy it. There are squid, drink wine, To see the bottom in the glass, And to swim in the sea, And drown your misery and grief!
yep im asking my crush on a "date" but not really ill probably see if she wants to hang out sometime i men she is really sporty like me and we like to talk about the same things so why not
Only men need love. Women need to be wanted! Guys try to prove their love, devotion and protection but if you want a relationship to last show a woman she's wanted!
I hope everyone here finds the love they deserve :)
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Thx but I never will
@@nah5341 cause your like 5
Thanks bro 😁
When a woman retracts her tail, ascends her third and fifth arms, expands her ears and sneezes in a 4/4 musical rhythm... it means the acid has kicked in.
Oh thanks, now I know for certain that noone has ever liked me
Dank memes melt steel beams same
ShftingSpudEyes Sad life my man
Dank memes melt steel beams yerp
preach
I feel the same...
To be honest, I was totally depressed for my relationship but after seeing this video I'm so happy
thank you ....
“Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.” - James Baldwin
My crush told me today that she had a crush on me... But that wasn't true, she said it was a dare in truth or dare😔
Johannes Löhr that sucks dude
Johannes Löhr r.i.p.!!
😂😂😂
Johannes Löhr theres plenty other girls out there. I promise you will find the one
Johannes Löhr lol i feel bad
IDK why I even watch these lol 😂
Lacy Carman lol
Fr lol
Lacy Carman same
Lacy Carman IKR?!? 😆
Same too lmfao 😂
You know you really need a girlfriend if you're watching this..
I started off by watching a watch mojo video
SIR DOGE SPAM MOJO getting some mojo!!
Marruhk omg i will now watch it again!
Somehow I went from checking out alpha footage of Insurgency Sandstorm to demo ranch to this...
Guilty
Sitting there counting how many blinks she blinks in a min . Yeah why not
When u know no one, wants you ☹
Jeevzsk soo true
Yh:(
Jeevzsk 👍
😭😭😭
Thats when you start getting into k pop and start waching FF and when you grow up you start watching the 21+ FF cuz you realise still no one loves you.. ಠ_ಠ why do i think that will happen to ne....... Oh ya. I already wach FF and no one loafs me..
Top ten signs that all women are not the same
Nonsense,a great example to illustrate that women are all the same is that every woman thinks they are the exception/ the unicorn/ not like other girls. Even this Steve Harvey video talks about how "the cookie" is all the same. th-cam.com/video/jwAteTm-x9I/w-d-xo.html
MgtowArena ain't lying wish they stop thinking there entitled to something dont nobody in life owe you shit
MgtowArena
If you’ve gone your own way, then why the hell are you worrying about what women (most of whom you’ll never meet) are doing? What a way to be obvious. 🙄
They are all beautiful in their own way
Oh, hi Kokichi
why am i watching this
physco K same
Same here
Lol your profile pic and your comment fit well together.
physco K because ur lonely
ikr
Hello random stranger scrolling through the comments
MajesticKissa639 piss off
Hi
MajesticKissa639 hello
MajesticKissa639 hello human
Hello
The foot one doesn’t apply to me cuz the person I like sits behind me and my feet don’t rotate 360 😂😂😂
XFandomX Edits 😂😂😂
same with me but im a guy and the girl I like sits in front of me lol
VoidOW hmm... So you mean you get to see your crushes cheeks every day?? Youre a good man.
XFandomX Edits 180 not 360.
Widow Ina Bento try the other signs!
Am I the only one that gets so impatient that I just speed up the video and/or skip to what looks like the most interesting part?
I watch these types of videos at 1.5 times the speed.
I do that do XD
can you just tell me what the video said
No
Nope lol
This is all good but at the end of the day, just gotta be yourself when ur with your crush
Im going to do some of these to hint at my crush i like him 😂
Did it work? I want to try it too
Who's a girl watching this to see if its true & to what do not do so that our crush doesn't notice?💁🚺
call me isa I’m not a girl; it is all true; why would you ever want your crush not to notice? Have you been lying to him?
I'm a girl! Why am I even watching this?!😂😂
Possibly you don't know secret signs and don't have boyfreind, possibly :D
maybe you could relate to some of these things you do to a man? 😁
Creamly Damn, right description😂😂
lol xD
I am a girl And i'm watching it because i want to know if a girl is attracted to my boyfriend hahaha
Lemme tell you a story. I am a big pokemon fan, so one day, i just did the pose archie does in battle. The girl in the locker almost next to me, she just does the exact same, rigth after me. She always does that sort of things. After watching thid video, i know why 😘
She was in fight mode after all it was the girls locker room you were in .
**Crush stands behind you**
0_0
**Foot flips all the way backwards**
I’m a woman and when I’m attracted to a guy he is always on my mind and also when I’m around him I will gaze at him a lot (lots of eye contact) and smile. True, if you try to keep eye contact with a woman and she keeps looking away - she’s not into you (I’m an introvert and eye contact has never been a problem for me - I can out stare anyone lol). Folded arms while talking to someone is a huge sign of non-attraction.
I'm pretty sure my Alexa is into me.
As a girl, I didn't even know I was doing this to my crush 99 percent accurate.
If she likes you she will look at you... Lmao. Wonder how people ever got together without love advice
Arranged marriage....
Usually if she grabs your crotch, she's interested and that's a good sign.
im1who84u once a girl grabbed my crotch, gave it a twist and hurt me badly. I’m still not sure she really wanted me ...
What if she keeps saying “I want a divorce” though
My crush did all of these to me I'm going to ask her out
Joshua the fear and??
Joshua the fear update on that?
Joshua the fear well?
Joshua the fear how’d it go?!
He died
I work in a warehouse environment, and I'm in the office pretty frequently, but I've got a suspicion that our receptionist has a crush on me. I didn't realize this until about two weeks ago when she was in front of the door that goes into the warehouse. I just so happened to be standing about twenty feet away. She was about to go back in,.....and then suddenly she saw me over her shoulder because he back was to me. That's when I realized something might be going on in her head.
My only problem with this is I know we're about the same age, but she also got divorced, probably about a year ago and she doesn't know that I know. I don't like sharing rumors, or gossiping and I'm really good at keeping secrets.
Jeffrey Elya don’t you ever make the mistake flirt or show advances toward her at work. You might just end up losing that warehouse job .
She smile and give the eyes of the Tiger look all the time in class
It's top secret becaus i' ve never seen a girĺ showing those signs to me
Inked D right
I wish i was richer richer to afford a woman.
Me niether😧😳
It’s sorta a thing for girls to watch these videos and do the opposite lmao. And guys too...
Inked D
Girl: how’d you know you liked me?
Guy: your feet
Welp. Women clearly don't want me as none of them have ever done this when in my presence.
My crush said my smile is 'original'
EDIT: she likes me back
EDIT 2: yep we are dating
Blushing is the reason I never look at the 3 crushes I have XD. And yes I can confirm the blushing sign. I am female and I often feel myself slightly blushing when I’m near or looking at one of my crushes.
What if the girl I like’s feet bent backwards towards me when facing opposite me?
OH MY GOSH MY MOM HAS A CRUSH ON ME!
signs that i will never see in my entire life...
*;-;*
How to pay attention to many insignificants things that you forget to be genuine and actually spend good time with the person. *Great advice :/*
why am I watching this?
Girls don't like me
E Money what ? If you say: ‘girls don’t like me’ then that will become true. Why don’t you say: ‘girls all like me’? I say: all girls like me! But unfortunately I’m an illegal-like alien.
Jaap Dam I lie to myself all the time, might as well.
Der Kaiser poor boy. When you stop lying (to yourself AND others) you can be so much HAPPIER!!!
girls do like you. Just be yourself and have confidence and don’t try to look for one. Trust me they’ll start to notice.
That is lie. Believe in jourself and everything and everything is possible. That special someone shall come 4 u.
is it jut me or when she went to the blinking part"we all started blinking too"
My crush's feet were pointing towards me but she had sandals and her toes creeped me out so I walked over and told her to stop attacking ppl with them
Nextime Chxu why did you do that?
Eva Windeknecht he don’t know difference between attracting and attacking....
What a way to ruin her self esteem
*She was shy I made her my queen.
She looks at me everytime I look at her despite us ever talking together.
I think we are lovers forever.
I AM THE DUDE
Forever
Legends say that the best advices were given by singles
Which is true
I don't do most of these.
When I like someone and we haven't met through a dating site, I act like I don't like them and haven't noticed their existence because I just don't think they'd like me anyway, but who cares.
Have a nice day friends 😘😘
CreativeQueen x we no need nigga
CreativeQueen x you Friendzoned me :(
ant a nice day 2 you
Same to you Creative
There is a hidden, emotional need in a man’s heart that he craves more than anything else. A man will go overboard to prove his love for the woman who can satisfy this secret emotional need. *4WhatHeWants. Com*
I am hated for loving, I am haunted for wanting.
Im sociopathic what am i doing here
Learning how to copy emotions to destroy you're next victim.
learning ways to manipulate girls who like u
I just asked my crush out 5 minutes ago! (waiting for her response though), then somehow miraculously I bump into this... how did I get here?!
The blinking one. Srry. My lences makes me blink all the time😂 I'm not into you.
Fox Nox omg! You put in your lenses especially for me? Got a crush on you too!
Well, my crush must watch this...
women and the complexity
Two blonde girls were sitting beside me at the end of the bus. Both giggling at me and trying their best to show their faces and trying to get closer to me with each second. I get what they were doing but the thing is I am not very good-looking. I do get compliments for my eyes from time to time but that's pretty much it.
The title image looked like sniper wolf.
I’m always pulling my sleeves since I’m often cold so i do not think that you could use this as a sign
Marisa h I just liked your comment. I totally agree. I even got a crush on you now! It may not be a sign but it works!
Im a girl and im watching this to see if this is right. .>.
Love is a game. Play it. Take ur time.
The only time I have ever known for certain is the woman says, kinda breathlessly, while shucking off her panties, "I want to have your babies."
Everything before that point is mere horsing around. Everything after that point is foreplay.
I should mention that I shower minimum 2 times a day and I flash a lot of cash when I'm around a woman that interests me. It works about 9 out of 10 times, and that includes women who have partners other than me. I think the video doesn't really cover the whole spectrum.
A girl do mirror me and stare at me... I like her a lot and I feel she also does.
Man I missed my chance ☹️
There's a girl that used to kind of have feelings for me because I was helping her because she has a crush on one of my friends and she touched me just because I helped her. Now she lost interest and is with someone else. What do I do about this? Thank you for great videos! I also forgot to mention, is she sending mixed signals towards me or not?
my crush came to know that I had a crush on him but sad thing he doesn't like me back
lifeasmahi for us boys to like you, you have to be more open and try to get to know us more
hes my frnd weve been frnds for two months he even asked me after he knew if i had a crush on him and i said yes and he just smiled.Hes another grade so if we see eache other in the hallway he just stares at me with a blank face and looks away...
lifeasmahi does he talk to other girls or show interest in other girls? He may like you back but may be to shy to show it
people say he likes another girl but idk if thats true i havent asked him
lifeasmahi , understand how brave you must be to risk heartbreaker. And be strong enough to get the one you deserve. He will be the one that is always there for you.
So if a girl smiles at you, looks you in the eyes and doesn't try to run away she's interested? wow big discovery here.
Just say you like him/her ffs...
Psycho Kern I don’t feel like taking advice from that profile.
MIRRORING....ITS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE HEALTH CLUB. WOOOW!
She just takes of my jacket and wears it..what does that mean?
Shavur Khan means she might like you just ask her if she says no don’t worry plenty of fish on the sea bro 👌🏻
She's cold.
im1who84u I’m weak😂
She's a thief
Shavur Khan ask her. Trust me they only take your jacket if they like u. Almost EVERY TIME
My crush who does these things
My brain: SHE WANTS ME btw she already cuddles with me
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I think that the smile is the best sign... All these are very subtle signs...a misreading will take you to jail and sexual harassment.
When your a girl watching to make sure you don't do these so it's not obvious
might need to make it obvious though some guys are pretty oblivious haha
Stay single, marriage and family is illegal and overrated!
*You're*
lawnmowermanTX What do you mean by illegal
For what, what are you going to gain from it
Keep up the good work have a good week
1:28 yea the girl I like is hot 😂😂
Some of this is true....and yet opposites still attract...hmmmmmm
I am a girl here to see if its true lol. Anyone else?
Hello, I am also a random scrolled of the comments. Have fun the rest of the way!
Loved the video ❤❤
Here I am , noticing most of these signs. But then I get a seen with no reply, or replies that are days late..
GODAMN STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS YOU HAVE AT LEAST MADE LIKE 10 OF THEM HOW MUCH MORE WAYS COULD A GIRL LIKE YOU
At least 10 other ways... :)
TheTalko well godamn the man must be a goddess
+Conner Brewer ya like every man. each man has someone that sees them like a goddess. and if u don't want these videos just don't watch them like duhh.
Yep she loves me
Here’s one that happened to me. A girl sat back in her chair with her hands behind her head. Then she stretched as though yawning but there was no yawn. She was presenting her breasts to me. She did so a few times in a row. She was my friends girlfriend so I took no action.
Lol, there's this girl in my high school, she was like mirroring me and I keep on cathing her looking and staring at me but once I stare at her back, she'll then turn her head away from me, even tho she's talking to her friends but by looking at the reflection of my phone screen I keep on sawing her eyes looking toward me, so should I say hi to this girl or nah??
How can u see blush when they have brown skin.......
Animelover_3016#dont judge COCO!!! Omg yo 😂
Yea that's what I'm saying. No sjw
Thats what i thought xd
my face turns red when I'm burning up, tired, or random reasons that make no sence
I'm light skin, somebody say they can see me blush because my average light brownskin around my head turns a bit dark brown. Someone told me this.
I am a girl watching this: What if ur around someone u like, and u want them to know, and they look into ur eyes, but I have very dark brown eyes, so its not that easy to see dilation, unless there's a bright light shining in my eyes
Exactly
Matilda Michel to be honest as a young man I don’t understand girls girls are difficult to read
Matilda Michel don’t forget to take your pocketlight with you to brighten it all up! Or use the other signs.
If I have to go through all this why bother. Go MGTOW
I would be thinking oh please let it be for real.
I can flare my nostrils on demand
How do you even notice signs like these? You'd have to stare at the girl pretty damn awkwardly to notice that.
That's why I like to wear reflective sunglasses. No one sees where I'm looking at, but I see everything. 😉😃
So true
Barf
Ruchita Keshkamat f
Body language is easy to read, eye contact is big and if she also smiles at you, make your move on her
Geez women are confusing, and I am one
That’s why I have guy friends😂
Alethia Stafford so very clear! I need a girl now for some confusion. So clear! Help!
Why not just ask her if she's into you? In the " #MeToo era" you need to ask. Don't assume anything. Just ask. Ask her every 30 minutes during the course of the evening. If possible get written confirmation (or anything else you can use in a court of law).
Or just go MGTOW ghosting. 🙄
why the hell am i wacthing this I don't want a girlfriend I want a boyfriend😂😂💗
In my school, a girl is fiddeling her hair, everytime I am near her 0_0
I'd say... MGTOW
You should do a video on cues for person to have a visual impairment or are completely blind! It would be an awesome addition to all your other videos!
Who watched this because they were desperate for a woman?
German Guy feelsbad
Not me. Cougars look at your crotch. They should make a video on that.
American Guy Me😔
Not desperate. More like trying to get an understanding.
OK, so if a girl is looking at you (so is her friend), and smiling and whispering to her friend, is it a show of interest or does it mean that she and her friend think you're something funny?
Or they're secretly gossiping you (in a bad way). 😕😞
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Hi Im Mina Okay ❤️
a girl that my friend and I like is mostly looking at us during the class but we aren't sure if she likes us
I wish I could buy a new car,
And go to Greece, Athens,
To get there to the hotel,
It's a pleasure to enjoy it.
There are squid, drink wine,
To see the bottom in the glass,
And to swim in the sea,
And drown your misery and grief!
FUNNY TV you wish you need to stop wishing and start doing.
Well i wannago to south Korea to meet my idols ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Treningas Treninguotas yoloyoloyolo eyyy wjere my money at
yep im asking my crush on a "date" but not really ill probably see if she wants to hang out sometime i men she is really sporty like me and we like to talk about the same things so why not
Only men need love. Women need to be wanted! Guys try to prove their love, devotion and protection but if you want a relationship to last show a woman she's wanted!
rwfrench66 doesn’t help me because the woman I want lied to me....
I am female and watched this because I wanted to see if do any but instead of pulling my sleeve up I pull it down