Trump and Texas File New Election Lawsuit After Supreme Court Rejection: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at the Supreme Court rejecting a lawsuit seeking to block Pennsylvania from certifying its electoral votes for Joe Biden and the GOP attempting another Hail Mary pass to overturn the election results.
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  • @andyandcallie
    @andyandcallie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I'm glad I'm living through this dark, historic period because if I read about it in a history book 50 years from now, I'd never believe it.

  • @colinvandenberg3446
    @colinvandenberg3446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I am a Millennial and I laughed out loud at the Algernon joke. I just want to let Seth's producers know that at least someone under 40 thought it was hilarious.

    • @billijoebobbyjr
      @billijoebobbyjr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m with you friend, I had to read that in school a few years back

    • @cherchikatilo3032
      @cherchikatilo3032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now name a famous Nicodemus name who isn’t in a history book 📖.

    • @sierraromeoromeo2444
      @sierraromeoromeo2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Biblical Kraken Dry your eyes, princess!

    • @user-xd7yc9eb8o
      @user-xd7yc9eb8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. We all read it in the 8th grade. You aren’t special.

    • @juliebraden4865
      @juliebraden4865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jbaer8 what boomer? Can u read? Millenial duh.

  • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
    @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "The intellect and attention span of a goldfish with a head injury". Whoever wrote that deserves a raise, LOL.

    • @MS-st1zb
      @MS-st1zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If a goldfish can do all that, hotels, wealth and the presidency with a head injury what is your problem?

    • @NelsonA_
      @NelsonA_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MS-st1zb weak ass bait lol try harder troll

  • @rosulekhoda844
    @rosulekhoda844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Seth's asides to his writers are becoming my favorite part of the show.

  • @stevenej9894
    @stevenej9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    SCOTUS would have rejected it faster if they weren't laughing so hard.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In my mind. they had to rewrite the rejection several times because their fingers kept adding things like "don't you ever try any fuckery like this again" at the bottom of the page.

  • @HaleyClaire
    @HaleyClaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    The art of not making the deal 🙄

    • @russellzauner
      @russellzauner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The art of pocketing the change

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @s barron The orange ogre is ignorant??? When did you notice? 'Been some time since most persons realised that he is not the brightest bulb in the stadium.

  • @angelamontecucco3925
    @angelamontecucco3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Anytime you see someone succeed dispite reverse charisma, they crafty." -Seth Meyers, 12/9/2020

  • @BeekersSqueakers
    @BeekersSqueakers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You would think that if a State didn't follow it's own laws, their State Supreme Court would know about way before some idiot in Texas.
    So much for "State's Rights".

  • @AoABlodhgarm
    @AoABlodhgarm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Hearing the laughter come from the crew when Seth tells some of the jokes is amazing. I almost forgot what it was like to hear other people laugh for once. OMG is 2020 starting to wear me down with only a few days left. Thanks for the laughs, Seth & Crew!

    • @loranelizabeth9148
      @loranelizabeth9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. Earlier I tried to watch some tv trash, Tim Allan in something- man the CONSTANT laugh tracks just SUCKED. While Tim was kinda funny, I couldn't stand more than 10 minutes. Thank, Seth, for you and your crew being real!

    • @Brianbeesandbikes
      @Brianbeesandbikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2021 may be wicked worse yet ...

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We will survive w/ real news injected with humor. That's the plan people, We can do it. With Seth or Kimmelll or Trevor or Fallon, we will survive as long as you can add humor to the madness of the orange man. Stay strong and stay funny or laugh at dumb things.

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Seth, I love ya buddy, but you have got to stop skipping closer looks. I will lose my sanity. After January 20th you can skip them all you want, but until then I need your sick burns to keep me alive.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Oh, man do I feel the same way ! I hate checking after the weekend, to see Seth's comedic take on the latest crazy events - but then there's nothing uploaded ! You gotta keep them coming Seth, just until January !

    • @jobe457
      @jobe457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      For real! Him and John Oliver are needed. I was like really John you’re taking off until February????

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yesterday was awful.

    • @NoahsGameCave
      @NoahsGameCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jobe457 don’t get me started on John Oliver’s weeks and months long breaks.

    • @gentillygirl545
      @gentillygirl545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True.b

  • @andrealenze8161
    @andrealenze8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    You can’t start a sentence with “The objective fact is....” and then follow it up with “I believe”.

    • @RustinChole
      @RustinChole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vonnegut wrote a whole essay on this, about the danger of people being able to discern the difference between opinion, beliefs, and facts.
      I’d write more but I’m recovering from a migraine. Well said.

    • @christinademps374
      @christinademps374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ummm yes you can lol that is a basic AEC (Assertion, evidence, commentary) statement

    • @bakerfritz4681
      @bakerfritz4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then he threw a “probably” in there for kicks.

    • @christianmayer7432
      @christianmayer7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christinademps374 And where was the evidence?

    • @christinademps374
      @christinademps374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christianmayer7432 I just mean in general you can say “The objective fact is....” and then follow it up with “I believe

  • @mattygutowski
    @mattygutowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    as a texan, i’ve never been more ashamed

    • @clydezdale8935
      @clydezdale8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Move to California with the rest of the brainless libs

    • @musje83
      @musje83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@clydezdale8935 Naahw, you still in denial? :'(

    • @clydezdale8935
      @clydezdale8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@musje83 huh? Denial?

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just ignore Clyde. Troll

    • @clydezdale8935
      @clydezdale8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KimBTown I have my Masters in Trolling. 15000 hours online

  • @frankisays2much
    @frankisays2much 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Meanwhile, in Canada, we are starting the vaccination process next week. One that was developed in the US - BEFORE the US will get it. Think about that.

    • @br.martindallyosb1147
      @br.martindallyosb1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Help us, O Canada, you're our only hope!

    • @phyllisstrider2998
      @phyllisstrider2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank trump for that.

    • @kayew5492
      @kayew5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Started vaccinations yesterday in Britain. It will still take months, and thanks in part to a certain loudmouth and his cult, we have anti vaxxers and here too

    • @frankisays2much
      @frankisays2much 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Benjamin Franklin Stop falling for propaganda. Rebel "news" is garbage.

    • @brandonrodriguez4761
      @brandonrodriguez4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Benjamin Franklin even if that was true. Amrrica would deploy to fight them off...

  • @Stakademiks_
    @Stakademiks_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    This dude really doesn’t want to lose this election.. it’s like he’s trying not to go to prison or something lol

    • @phajduk86
      @phajduk86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stable genius not possible go jail. No genius ever go prison

    • @walterd7331
      @walterd7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And like he's afraid that all his piling debts are coming for him or something lol

    • @user-xd7yc9eb8o
      @user-xd7yc9eb8o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Trump is a terrible person and the worst president ever but you’re a fool if you think he’s actually going to go to prison.

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has had access to classified materials. It is likely he will never go to jail where he could be made to talk about it. Though, he has probably already got bids on certain information from foreign and American sources.

    • @bobonlinenet
      @bobonlinenet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      trump knows he's in trouble. there's no problem for the states he won, but there's an issue for the states he lost. the biggest sore loser in the country.

  • @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849
    @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Infinity" must have been on Trump's word a day cheeseburger wrapper.

    • @caroldonato3414
      @caroldonato3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GREAT WORD!! MAKES SENSE TO ME!!! GOOD ONE!!

    • @joetuktyyuktuk8635
      @joetuktyyuktuk8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably just watched "Toy Story"....

  • @jordanlaithrawi
    @jordanlaithrawi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    honestly think Seth's show has blossomed during this whole year. The jokes, the delivery and the feel of this show, is just so much more enjoyable and genuine than the others.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I like the part where t'rump thought the Supreme Court would do him a favor and instead they told him to go kick rocks, 9-0 style. 😅😂🤣

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's dumber than I thought, why did he think the court would turn itself into a rubber stamp for a tin-pot dictator?

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@katiehettinger7857 Because he's a desperate idiot with no idea how courts work? 🤷
      Be safe be well! 🙏

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katiehettinger7857 he thought if he appointed people they’d be beholden to him. Thing is we never have impeached a justice far as I know. So they have no obligation to tarnish their reputations with his circus act.

  • @celticphoenix2579
    @celticphoenix2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "The instant the virus arrived on our shores we RACED into action..." I literally did a spit take at this. Mister Drumpf I have seen ROAD KILL with faster movement than your definition of "racing into action"!

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Biden was against shutting down travel to and from China. Remember.

    • @thegeekifiedgirl2797
      @thegeekifiedgirl2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Raced with the speed he uses to amble down ramps

    • @vennril
      @vennril 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He still held rallies in March. Great speed lol

    • @Absodefinitely
      @Absodefinitely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@eugenebrown9601 Trump didn't "shut down" travel from China...he banned Chinese nationals from flying here...so people were still flying from China to the United States, just not Chinese people...another of Trumps idiotic failures that his supporters blindly point to as some sort of brilliant move...Trump failed miserably dealing with the pandemic...his idea of keeping the infection rate down was not letting a cruise ship with infected Americans dock here...pathetic.

    • @aprilmason1616
      @aprilmason1616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eugenebrown9601 yeah but Biden wasnt the president yet ey?

  • @divasmartee
    @divasmartee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The intellect and attention span of a gold fish with a head injury...laughed out loud to that one. Love it, Seth.

  • @pmmarquezify
    @pmmarquezify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Judge / Democat joke was freaking hilarious. I've watched this video 4 times and it's just as funny each time. Good one, Seth!

  • @dmb107
    @dmb107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I've never felt my life SO THREATENED as an American. NEVER. Not even after 9/11.This is horrifying, overturning democracy.

    • @elizabethwhite1068
      @elizabethwhite1068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They've been fighting to make us a Theocracy run by oligarchs, white evangelicals and white supremacists for 50 years. It was under Reagan that white evangelicals (Dominionists) got a real foothold in government. This is why they would never turn on trump. They've been using him just as much as he used them. And now they will regroup and try again. Ted Cruz was supposed to be the one to lead them to their theocracy, until trump came along. So watch what he's doing now as he jockeys to be their leader for the next effort. They aren't going away, they will try again.

    • @oceanrock733
      @oceanrock733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's sad and terrifying. A lot of us feel the same!

    • @yourearenotalone
      @yourearenotalone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elizabethwhite1068 and they are going to lose big time. In more ways than one.

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We live in a Republic, not a Democracy. This is what scares me, Left Wing Socialist, Democrat, Communist trying to take over our Country, which 73,000,000 people will never accept which will eventually lead to an all-out Civil War.

    • @welbyncastro9169
      @welbyncastro9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eugenebrown9601 you're an idiot. So during the cold war they said we need to save Republicanism lol? No. The U.S. is both a Republic and a Democracy.

  • @stephentomsky9576
    @stephentomsky9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Every lawyer who signed onto that corrupt criminal Texas AG's pardon plea masquerading as litigation should be sanctioned and disbarred.

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fascists exposing themselves here

    • @Ellepeah
      @Ellepeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And noted for mid-term elections.

    • @JH-mt3pp
      @JH-mt3pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      17 more red states have signed on. Trump cancer is spreading.

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JH-mt3pp "trump cancer" - by which you mean "free and fair elections"?

    • @christinearmington
      @christinearmington 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @gettyjohnson4291
    @gettyjohnson4291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "intellect of a goldfish with a head injury" damn!! Been a while I've seen Seth this brutal.

  • @Batgirl219
    @Batgirl219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "The objective fact is, I believe,..."
    I'm sorry, what?

  • @pkmcburroughs
    @pkmcburroughs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Ted Cruz is more eager to defend Trump than he is to defend his own wife from Trump.

    • @zora_noamflannery2548
      @zora_noamflannery2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      - His wife can't hand out pardons.

    • @ManDudeYeah
      @ManDudeYeah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      And his dad, who trump has accused of murdering JFK. How spineless do you have to be to kiss ass to a dude who has done that to you. Incredible.

    • @jameseet
      @jameseet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they had a affair......

    • @bosmith1820
      @bosmith1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ted Cruz wants to be president and Trump is the GOP. If he actually called out Trump on his BS, he would be ostracized and have no chance of winning in the future. Look at Mitt Romney. The guy was freaking the GOP's nominee to be president just 8 years ago. Now he is hated by the Trump cultists for the crime of living in reality. The guy still votes with Trump on almost everything, but he knows Trump is a lying scumbag, so the fact that on policy he is still very conservative doesn't matter to these people.

    • @stranraerwal
      @stranraerwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameseet ..." an affair" !!!Who had this misspelled affair?

  • @DaveyBoyCrocky
    @DaveyBoyCrocky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Years from now, high school students will read about this as the "clown coup".

    • @jameshutchinson2361
      @jameshutchinson2361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah Obama has that covered.

    • @craigcrawford6595
      @craigcrawford6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like Colonel Sanders coup. .

    • @craigcrawford6595
      @craigcrawford6595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jameshutchinson2361 ROTFLMAO

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, at least you did admit it is a coup. Thanks

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jameshutchinson2361 only in that magical make believe world of trumplandia that you inhabit. Obama was well respected around the world. Trump has made our country into a laughingstock. It would be nice if you people could handle the reality of that. It's pathetic that you can't.

  • @bonnyriby-williams3102
    @bonnyriby-williams3102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ted Cruze has “reverse charisma “ ... love it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackgold63
      @blackgold63 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is like a shark just lying in the corner biding his time to pounce onto the world. Make no mistake I might be from UK but I have seen enough of Ted Cruz to know that he have got ambition to be the next president in 2024, if he get the right support. Trump might be dumb as hell but Cruz is crafty and those are the ones that will make America suffer even more.

  • @TaylerSpliff
    @TaylerSpliff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that the Flowers For Algernon joke made it in.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    And on Jan 21st, Donnie will be screaming about "Why didn't Joe buy more vaccine?"

    • @rodriguez3749
      @rodriguez3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly!!!

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It will be Hilary or Obama's fault too!

    • @Natemasterflex
      @Natemasterflex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And 70 million crazy people right along with him

    • @brianm.595
      @brianm.595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Classic trump... and there will be 30,000 people who genuinely think Joe biden had some sort of control over how many vaccine doses were ordered several months before he was president.

    • @edenatwar3618
      @edenatwar3618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tony Matias lmao ... Then I suppose that being a wealthy socialist encapsulates what YOU ARE down to your soul ???

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When I see a toddler having a meltdown, I move the sharp and throwable objects out of their grasp. I also don't do what they shriek at me.

  • @blackdogslivesmatter1568
    @blackdogslivesmatter1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Im shocked that Ted Cruz has any lips left after all the servicing he gave trump.

    • @clydezdale8935
      @clydezdale8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your mom was his sub.. That means Trump may well be your daddy

  • @jonisalmela2399
    @jonisalmela2399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    anybody find it ironic that a southern republican state is telling other state how to do things?

    • @angelacatalena5716
      @angelacatalena5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately no. It's Texas. Our state motto should be, "Don't mess with Texas, We'll mess with you."

    • @cdevil9488
      @cdevil9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. Republicans have operated on the "Do as I say, not as I do" standard for decades now.

  • @Kaylakaze
    @Kaylakaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The Republican party needs to be declared a criminal organization and every single person involved with them needs to be investigated under the RICO act.

    • @deadponic117
      @deadponic117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      except Mitt Romney, he was the ONLY republican (at least to my knowledge) that voted in favor of impeaching trump. that's saying something.

    • @superguyx5468
      @superguyx5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadponic117 impeaching him for what?

    • @db-bj2uv
      @db-bj2uv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Obstruction of Justice and collusion with foreign powers to dig up dirt on his political opponent.

    • @russellzauner
      @russellzauner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do you think DJT already put his address back to Florida and the speedboats are warming up to escort his ass to Cuba.
      He already said he's literally taking off before the swearing in like the Blues Brothers escaping out the back hatch while John Candy orders Orange Whips.

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@russellzauner "Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

  • @rexise1989
    @rexise1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Why is Ted Cruz's wife still with him? The man couldn't defend his dad or his wife from Trump!!!

    • @Holbytatown
      @Holbytatown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My only guess is that they are in a S&M relationship and she made him repent in various and unconventional ways since the day he started to publicly support Drumpf.

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because she's a conservative woman, someone who profits from her husband

    • @arondajackson1880
      @arondajackson1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why does he still have a job is the biggest question in my mind him and mitch and graham all need to go ! We need new blood all over the place in the Senate and House and other places!

    • @tomaszarskien6236
      @tomaszarskien6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Covid -19 is not some flu, it's a BIOLOGICAL attack by Chinese communists on the US and the rest of the civilized world. And is the host of the program doing it for a fool?

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomaszarskien6236 th-cam.com/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/w-d-xo.html

  • @Dani-tv2kd
    @Dani-tv2kd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like to think John Mulaney is behind that weird hilarious Chelsea bit 😂

  • @joshbgosh6200
    @joshbgosh6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I laughed my head off at the "democats" joke, Seth!

  • @deanna5612
    @deanna5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    God please give us a break from Trump so sick of his drama and lies

    • @zen-Tii
      @zen-Tii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s not going away. He’s going to establish the Trump administration in exile in Florida.

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry. After he leaves office you will only have to think about him while contending with the brutal nonsensical civil war he set the stage for.

    • @dfadden62
      @dfadden62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beyond sick. I cannot stand the sight of him. His voice literally makes me sick.

    • @HelenaHades
      @HelenaHades 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rick Ton Agreed

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Throbelisk I was being dramatic, but I think you're guilty of wishful thinking. Plenty of people in the military will be torn on the issue and the place it starts could be with an internal power struggle. If a military leader refuses a direct order by the President and is subsequently replaced by a Yes Man in the final days of the presidency the conflict of interest would soon become a conflict of power and Joe Biden could have a military led coup to contend with.

  • @amyjones2490
    @amyjones2490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I think the red states should all be recounted to see if they really get all those Senate seats.

    • @debbielasater2980
      @debbielasater2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes , please !!! bet these would not be thrown out as frivoulous lawsuits.

    • @joshjones6072
      @joshjones6072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Has anyone considered that their crazy acting election fraud lawsuits routine might be a smoke screen to hide that they are the ones who cheated in the election? "We absolutely know there was election fraud." Yeah, because they did it. But now anyone who brings such a lawsuit to Republic votes will be lumped in as looney fraud lawyers too.

    • @danimoiz
      @danimoiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshjones6072 are there countless affidavits and statistical anomalies that point in the direction of republicans cheating?

    • @tdotson1907
      @tdotson1907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danimoiz yep because some lady with an affidavit said so😉😉😉boom

    • @JackCarlock56
      @JackCarlock56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@danimoiz There are no statistical anomalies showing fraud and those affidavits you tout have shown they are supposition, and not based in facts.

  • @stopclaims3648
    @stopclaims3648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “There has never been integrity in our voting process in Texas,” said Crystal Zermeño, director of electoral strategy for the Texas Organizing Project. “We are a voter suppression state, and the laws are set so that you can’t have full democracy and participation.” It’s historically difficult to count how many voters are disenfranchised in a particular election.
    Texas remains a difficult state in which to vote, and there are bountiful stories of voters who tried to cast ballots and couldn't. Texas voters were able to vote in large numbers, with upwards of 11 million casting ballots. But it’s also clear from calls to election hotlines, social media traffic and interviews with voters that a number of Texans tried to vote and couldn’t due to complex processes, missing absentee ballots, uninformed poll workers, technical issues, registration problems and other hurdles disenfranchised a number of Texans. Numbers released this week by Texas's state demographer show that in this election, some 5.7 million Texans were registered but did not vote. It is unknown how many of them tried but could not.

    • @kathrynjordan7940
      @kathrynjordan7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Texas state government is a joke. They will always be a joke. They embarrass those who live in Texas by making it hard to vote. They sure have embarrassed this native Texan

  • @thisbushnell2012
    @thisbushnell2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    National achievement....for Turkish scientists at a German company.

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And a Hungarian American scientist who won the Nobel Prize with a guy from Philly (UPenn).

  • @gregorywalpole8442
    @gregorywalpole8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    Reminder: The only reason Trump *isn't* rolling down Main street in a tank for parades is because the Pentagon told him no when he asked them for the tanks.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I pray they also had the good sense to hide the real nuclear codes, too!

    • @soisaidtogod4248
      @soisaidtogod4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@trishs706 2 hours after Cheeto took the oath.

    • @Essex121514
      @Essex121514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Also remember he had American citizens, attacked on American soil, for exercising their 1st Amendment Rights.
      Also that.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Eguzky That was funny!

    • @misanthropiccurmudgeon4395
      @misanthropiccurmudgeon4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It was mostly because the tanks were too heavy for the road otherwise.... who knows

  • @bettyframe8044
    @bettyframe8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    He just has to try to stay in the spotlight. It’s driving him nuts he’s gonna lose the constant 24/7 publicity. That is what this all boils down to.

    • @craigspivey8733
      @craigspivey8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That. And prison.

    • @mikehunt6492
      @mikehunt6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@craigspivey8733 prison for coke head Hunter Biden?

    • @lorettarenfro5079
      @lorettarenfro5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craigspivey8733 Maybe they'll can a coronavirus vaccine on hand when he enters prison!

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mikehunt6492 Is Hunter Biden the President of the United States?

    • @magnetospin
      @magnetospin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mikehunt6492 Prison for traitor Trump.

  • @TheBandShow8D
    @TheBandShow8D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seth is really hitting his stride. Props to him and the entire writing/production staff cause they're KILLING it.

  • @NotTheFlag1
    @NotTheFlag1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘in my defense i was pretty high on bleach and hydroxy’..😂😂

  • @unworthy42
    @unworthy42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The meltdown of the Don should embarrass all of us...his toddler like refusal to accept that he lost and his lack of dignity in defeat...is a national humiliation. : (

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or we can join the rest of the world and enjoy laughing as he makes a bigger joke of himself. Remember laughter is the best medicine. ;-)

    • @KyrenDinh
      @KyrenDinh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      His election was a national humiliation

    • @md61211
      @md61211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's as dignified as he is classy

    • @jayannakelley9051
      @jayannakelley9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dems 4 Dinner - lol! You’re really uninformed aren’t you? 😂😂

    • @moflo303
      @moflo303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Completely agree!

  • @annsanse2935
    @annsanse2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    In three days we'll be half-way between Election Day and the Inauguration. Only, Election Day now feels like it was a million years ago.

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyberpunk 2077 comes out tomorrow. That'll flip your time dialation.

    • @FerrickAnima
      @FerrickAnima 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dps8629 still gotta download those two day one patches, and one of them is 50gb, so better hope that your ISP hasn't reintroduced data caps (also without those patches the game runs poorly on current gen)

    • @Adrian2140
      @Adrian2140 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dps8629 Would you believe there are people out there not interested that game?

  • @totalbliss1
    @totalbliss1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Catastrophic, sociopathic handling of the Coronavirus."
    Fred Trump - "The apple doesn't fall from the tree."

    • @Gamingmaster-jv9zj
      @Gamingmaster-jv9zj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did he actually say that?

    • @totalbliss1
      @totalbliss1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Gamingmaster-jv9zj I'm sure he knew this son had sociopathic tendencies. That's why he preferred him over the others.

  • @PierredeCur
    @PierredeCur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The reference to Algernon is delicious and hilarious...
    Great job!

  • @Diolki800
    @Diolki800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "The objective fact is, I believe, Trump actually did carry Georgia."
    Examine that sentence. The words "objective fact" and "I believe" are basically contrary to each other. You can't say something is a fact in your opinion, that is so blatantly oxymoronic.

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, at least we can agree upon the objective fact that the man is a moron

    • @elenaderoet4926
      @elenaderoet4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or is it just moronic? Although I suppose it can be both, they aren't mutually exclusive LMFAO

    • @alecempire8982
      @alecempire8982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well probably written/advised language by another lawyer to say something without really saying anything and cover their ass in front of their voter base.

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in GA, and yes he absolutely carried it.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well consider it came from a man who is "toxic-moronic" 😁

  • @lillianward2810
    @lillianward2810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I like that Newt said “I believe it is an objective fact.” Bro, that’s not how objectivity or facts work.

    • @queenannsrevenge100
      @queenannsrevenge100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cue Inigo Montoya - “You keep using that word...” 😀

    • @JBC352
      @JBC352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously. “Objective” is redundant since facts aren’t supposed to be subjective, but both words are inaccurate if it’s something that depends on one’s “belief” 🤦‍♀️

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Thanks for the help, Droids! And beebeepbooboo...to you!"
    I just love a good Star Wars reference!

  • @jamalreid360
    @jamalreid360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why are people not saying "the guy who tried to destroy the operation of the postal service buy removing mail drop boxes and firing the head of the service is crying fraud due to the late arrival of mail in ballets?"Can not cry about the outcome of the action you commited.

    • @danarobinson242
      @danarobinson242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One thing you have to give trump credit for is he's the king of distraction and deflection

    • @cdevil9488
      @cdevil9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because just like the Republicans, Trump feels he's entitled to holding himself to a different standard than he holds others to.

    • @FordsrRobert
      @FordsrRobert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why can't the Democratic Party ever do things legal , Why always illegal and when will they ever play it straight with the American people and not lie all the time and Democrates have lost God in their life and gone and turned on god cause they have lost faith in God

  • @joeyclemenza7339
    @joeyclemenza7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I just don’t understand WHY attorney generals are getting involved with a mad man...

    • @JH-mt3pp
      @JH-mt3pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You and a lot of people don't understand it. When the Supreme Court tosses Trump to the curb with a one sentence response that should tell them something. It should also tell Trump that just because he gets right leaning justices doesn't mean they will go along with him.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Charles Bryant some of them are

    • @sonnydemetro5048
      @sonnydemetro5048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ken Paxton is looking for a pardon from the orange menace

    • @420Ruger
      @420Ruger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mad men, that's why

    • @vickgardner3515
      @vickgardner3515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. Trump is clearly guilty of sedition, if not outright treason. I know I would be charged if I tried to overthrow the legitimately elected President of the Unites States.

  • @unmeshl.6708
    @unmeshl.6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Please... I cannot see and hear from the Orange Man anymore... just make him stop... make him go away...

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'll have to wait four more years.

  • @lorinelson7523
    @lorinelson7523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Trump: Do us a favor though...
    SCOTUS: Ummm, NO.

  • @nicolasbergen5605
    @nicolasbergen5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cant get the 'You BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP to you!" out of my head

  • @SHEandITpodcast1
    @SHEandITpodcast1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I really got used to just Seth and the staff, can we keep it this way forever?

    • @pkmcburroughs
      @pkmcburroughs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know! I prefer the show this way. I don't want the audience to return.

  • @rhene1548
    @rhene1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    He had the chance to bring Americans together by allowing the post service to mail us all masks, but he decided it was not in his best interest:(

    • @jasontighe3927
      @jasontighe3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know, if he took the virus seriously, he might have won the election

    • @PreciousBoxer
      @PreciousBoxer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not ALL of us are interested in masks, or vaccines for that matter. Enjoy inhaling carbon dioxide? Try to question mortality more often.

    • @kqp1998gyy
      @kqp1998gyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PreciousBoxer not all of us will pass sanity test. Good luck

    • @patrickmooney5035
      @patrickmooney5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PreciousBoxer Enjoy breathing carbon dioxide? Huh? Are you sniffing soda stream bottles?

    • @zissou6928
      @zissou6928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was the reasoning behind that. I never understood it. He loved putting his name on the checks..

  • @manuelpatino8745
    @manuelpatino8745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Newt "I believe, I believe, I believe" NO ONE cares what you 'believe', only what you can PROVE!

    • @gladtobeangry
      @gladtobeangry 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      75% of republicans apparently do care about what he believes, and support Trump all the way in his attempts to steal this election.
      And with that, they're not a political party anymore. They're an extreme rightwing criminal organisation that needs to be shut down, and every last one of its members prosecuted for an attempted coup d'etat. There is no excuse that will wash away that sin, conservatives. You've proven yourself to be fundamentally unfit to hold political office in any capacity, on the grounds of complete moral bankrupcy.

    • @FordsrRobert
      @FordsrRobert 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Democratic Party is the real homes of the Racists and they have done a great job lying and convincing Americans like you that they are the party of Civil rights, Nothing could be farther from the truth ,Modern Day Racist Slave Masters

  • @janejones3158
    @janejones3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seth - you are on the money. The Cookey Cuckoo Coup Crew!!?? HILARIOUS

  • @johnwright937
    @johnwright937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Just love Seth's Closer Look. Hits the spot time after time. His humour could last for a long time could be infinity 😁😆😆🤣🤣

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @rukeyser
      @rukeyser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Written by ONE of his writers. Described in a zoom with his staff. LOVE that guy....

    • @anettanewport8514
      @anettanewport8514 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Wright - and beyond.

    • @mahularamaphoko1666
      @mahularamaphoko1666 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm rolling on the floor bro

  • @talariswatts-el6174
    @talariswatts-el6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    To me Seth Meyers isn't an comedian, he's an legit political commentator.

    • @browca04
      @browca04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm really enjoying Seth riffing with the crew in lieu of an audience.

    • @thatinternetdude1392
      @thatinternetdude1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch him and enjoy him, but rarely find him funny...so yes.

    • @marcopolo9146
      @marcopolo9146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@browca04 I think they get paid to laugh.

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcopolo9146 th-cam.com/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/w-d-xo.html

    • @skotmatthews8940
      @skotmatthews8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      After Jon Stewart left he became my favorite political commentator

  • @mlfeathers7527
    @mlfeathers7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Newt, just how did Stacey “steal” votes?

    • @KimBTown
      @KimBTown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This

  • @John-eq8cu
    @John-eq8cu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You forgot to mention that Paxton's lawsuit was nothing but a pardon grab.

  • @aetch77
    @aetch77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Oh man, Seth just insulted goldfish with head injuries.

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's O Koi. None of them really got hurt.

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philipclayberg4928 brilliant

  • @tygir5096
    @tygir5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "The objective fact is... I believe..."
    That's not how objective facts work, Newt.

    • @Anna-ef4dv
      @Anna-ef4dv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well put, Ty. The two words "objective" and "fact" explain what is meant by an "objective fact".

    • @michaelesgro9506
      @michaelesgro9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad I looked down a few comments for once before saying the exact same thing. Of course, you're talking about Fox audience here, so how many do you think actually caught that?

    • @michaelesgro9506
      @michaelesgro9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Anna-ef4dv It wasn't that redundancy so much as you cannot state something as fact and in the next breath assert I BELIEVE, that is to say, you are expressing a subjective opinion.

    • @ilaydaerylmaz7801
      @ilaydaerylmaz7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelesgro9506 th-cam.com/video/SsKR-5dOiqU/w-d-xo.html

    • @michaelesgro9506
      @michaelesgro9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilaydaerylmaz7801 LOL...ok..???

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok,I've got a question. Since the "First Lady ", has spent our tax dollars on a tennis court, i wanna know how often it gets used in the next 6 weeks. I think Biden should use it for a dog park.

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ted Cruz looking extra tanned after all that brown-nosing.

    • @karlfranz310
      @karlfranz310 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't believe my state voted for him.

  • @fredvanderlinden8908
    @fredvanderlinden8908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Never underestimate your oponent, especially when he is cornered. They become more vicious and hit below the belt;

  • @Dennis-uf5yk
    @Dennis-uf5yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Can I sue Trump for all the mental anguish he has caused me over the last 5 years ?

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll join in. Class action suits always get more attention.

    • @joshstephens413
      @joshstephens413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Count me in. He ruined my family.

    • @indigoranch
      @indigoranch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amen to all of this.

    • @eugenebrown9601
      @eugenebrown9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure have at it, and while you're at it, put one in for me because of all the mental anguish you Liberals have caused me.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@eugenebrown9601 yeah, because nothing sucks more than a clean environment and equality.

  • @BobbiCurtis
    @BobbiCurtis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "As you know." is just another of many tells.

  • @slvsfr
    @slvsfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "we don't have a pool" epitomizes Trump's pandemic response.

  • @brucemou1
    @brucemou1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Ted Cruz to wife, "Hey honey, remember that guy who called you a dog on national TV? I'm gonna represent him before the Supreme Court. Are you proud of me?"

    • @MICHGO1
      @MICHGO1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "HE'S COMING OVER TONIGHT, SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME".

    • @0its0not0mine
      @0its0not0mine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly, she is a dog. It's not like Trump was lying.

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the "Proud of me?" train has long left the station and fallen off a cliff at the Cruz family...

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valleyflower256 Cruz is hoping for a gibst the next presidential elections and apparently, Ted doesn't give a damn for his family...

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly the wife should be like: i want a divorce

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Anytime you see someone succeed despite reverse charisma, they crafty." lol

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Thanks for the help, Droids! And beebeepbooboo...to you!"

  • @AroundTheWorldWithEase
    @AroundTheWorldWithEase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Im so glad you still say, “Wash your hands. Stay safe. We love you.” A modern day Walter Cronkite.

  • @HKMacMan
    @HKMacMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Objective fact” followed by “I believe” is just... 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Diolki800
      @Diolki800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what I said!

    • @Dream0Asylum
      @Dream0Asylum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe it is an objective fact that I think I feel that I had a dream once about a daydream that Donald Trump won the election and that's all that matters. [Make Feelings Facts Again. Brought to you by the Foundation for a New American Dark Age.]

  • @marymcwright2096
    @marymcwright2096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's great to see Seth Meyers really smile again.

  • @mmodnao
    @mmodnao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump: “Your wife is ugly, lyin’ Ted.”
    Cruz: “Can I lick your boots, sir?”

  • @JeffreyGoddin
    @JeffreyGoddin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thanks for calling out Gingrich. He really is the architect of all this going back to the 90s.

  • @heatherunderhill3937
    @heatherunderhill3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Cruiz is so shameful, how can his wife even look at him. If some orange troll slandered my wife, there would be clawing and loss of hair.

  • @sherijohnson3985
    @sherijohnson3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    HILARIOUS, Seth. This Closer Look was so so funny!

  • @averyleonie
    @averyleonie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven't heard the word "nards" since about 1984.🤣

  • @Vagajammer
    @Vagajammer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    While the Kooky Cookoo Coup Crew is catchy, I still prefer the Coup Klux Klan

  • @piaaadah
    @piaaadah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Anybody else find it funny how Ken Paxton is leading the Texas lawsuit claiming fraud when he still hasn't gone to trial for his own fraud case yet?

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s facing 99 years in prison sentence

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Takes one to see one.

  • @LionHeartSamy
    @LionHeartSamy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember watching this video when it came out 12 days ago and laughing really hard at the Starbucks gift card joke at 9:45, because I had been getting them from my boss the past few years. Today I just got another one from him, and I came back here to laugh at that joke

  • @Silhouex
    @Silhouex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Newt Gingritch looks like if you poured water into a loaf of wonder bread, then smushed it.

  • @vinceedwards3978
    @vinceedwards3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Whoever wrote Trump has the attention span and intellect of a goldfish with a head injury....deserves a raise!

    • @2323stickboy
      @2323stickboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I dunno, seems kinda mean spirited to me. Goldfish with head injuries deserve better than to be compared to Trump.

    • @vinceedwards3978
      @vinceedwards3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@2323stickboy That's fair!

    • @rivers3603
      @rivers3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Honey. Make sure you report that income from your Antifa work for Soros...because we are going to double check you. Have a wonderful day...ttyping from your mom's basement. Smile.

    • @drunkengamer1977
      @drunkengamer1977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rivers3603 It's ok river Antifa, marxists and communists are coming to take your stuff should be there within the hour.
      Have a nice day 🙂

    • @danmcgilldm
      @danmcgilldm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lol'ed out loud for real that time !

  • @daytonjason
    @daytonjason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    sounding less and less like legal avenues and more like a coup to me.

  • @figueroatony8316
    @figueroatony8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kaley Cuoco, Ice T and Coco 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm literally in tears!!!

  • @JoeHuman
    @JoeHuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Kaley Cuoco and Ice T & Coco"
    My new vocal warm up.

  • @larryheath1195
    @larryheath1195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Saw an old tweet from Neil deGrasse Tyson in 2013 - "If the world is something you accept rather than interpret, then you're susceptible to the influence of charismatic idiots" - can this describe why so many like Trump.

    • @sallyhines7527
      @sallyhines7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most definitely. So many like Trump just like so many liked Hitler.

    • @JH-mt3pp
      @JH-mt3pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sallyhines7527 Exactly. Hitler divided and conquered. Trump has divided but he was not successful at conquering although he is still trying.

  • @bettyframe8044
    @bettyframe8044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “Post failure Wile E Coyote” no doubt how he feels! That’s why when asked about the distribution he went on a two minute rant like a child. “I clearly won, it’s not fair!”

    • @dps8629
      @dps8629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dunno I just can't see Biden as a road runner.

    • @phyllisstrider2998
      @phyllisstrider2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He has no idea what he is doing. No idea what a president is suppose to do. He is too busy trying to boost his ego. What a jerk tRump is.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@phyllisstrider2998: He has the intellect of a goldfish with a head injury.🤣 Love it ..

    • @TheKillian413
      @TheKillian413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BabeminzGirlsszz.SpaCe

  • @cs7876
    @cs7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “They crafty” 🤣😂 @seth learned quickly!😉

  • @ramel79
    @ramel79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a minute I thought Fred Sanford got a hold of Trump’s Tweeter account 😂😂😂

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can anyone explain how Texas can tell other states how to run THEIR elections???

    • @vyse6980
      @vyse6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because republicans.

    • @Mrtimekilla
      @Mrtimekilla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They broke thier own laws undermining the election, effecting the whole nation.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Legal Eagle on his TH-cam channel covers this and Texas's complaint will not have legs in court. It's all about Paxton needing a preemptive pardon for federal crimes.

    • @MikeRoam2
      @MikeRoam2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mrtimekilla "their" and "affecting" ... but nice try!

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mrtimekilla
      Got any evidence to support that?

  • @ellenlewitt
    @ellenlewitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Love you more. You and your band of “a closer look” writers are literally keeping me out of the looney bin. And tonight’s segment was total genius. Thank you all.

    • @ChuckDeniyo
      @ChuckDeniyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If this is genius, just wait until you see how big of geniuses these democrats will be once they are proven guilty for their voter fraud.

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChuckDeniyo Yawn

  • @hammerandhome
    @hammerandhome 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep those Flowers For Algernon references coming! Awesome.

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:30 that "Scam Likely" joke is a solid burn

  • @bawonobudiwaskito
    @bawonobudiwaskito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Petition for Seth to rock various christmas sweaters in the lead to christmas. Get some jolly!

    • @robertshelton3796
      @robertshelton3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With a Christmas special featuring the sea captain

    • @Alice_Bedlam
      @Alice_Bedlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @nickybrooks6942
      @nickybrooks6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't that Cruel and unusual punishment?