Canada Is Hiring A "Fentanyl Czar"!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.พ. 2025
- President Trump is officially giving Canada 30 days before his looming and extremely dumb threat of tariffs strikes again. To appease him, Canada has invented a "Fentanyl Czar". The jobs can't get any worse, right?
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"Fentanyl Czar" is a title Rob Ford would have loved
It's not a taste testing position!
and may god have mercy on his soul
Howling!🤣
Easiest government job in Canada. Stop one guy with a backpack once a year with pills in it.
You don't need to stop him, just say you did.
The real problem is finding that specific guy because from the amount of fentanyl crossing the border there is only the single guy per year.
Just tell Trump there is no more fentanyl crossing the border. He will declare a win.
The real question here... Is fentanyl willing to give up it's sovereignty to our fentanyl czar?
She is right… the orange fool will not stop… he will keep coming at us - convinced that we will fold… we must stay strong and united and most of all find new markets
Someone get this amazing woman onto this hour has 22 minutes!
Funny except for the call from PM Poilievre. That one hurt!
That’s where she lost me
that's how i knew it was fake and not time travel :prayge:
😂
Absolutely Love it !😅
This is both delightfully hilarious and honestly chilling all at the same time.
But Clare, can I be the Opioid Princess, I too have a burning itch to appease the incompetent.
If the position comes with a tiara count me in.
Good one.
Our sherif would ridding a moose 🫎 not a horse 😂😂😂
The most unrealistic thing about this is that PP would still wanna be PM when the title "boy king" was up for grabs
"I'm the best boy, that's why they made me King!" Pierre said proudly wearing his big boy pants and dubious crown.
"Who wants to be Canada's Opioid Princess" gets me every single time 🤣
Fantastic.
Had to watch the moment I saw this video was up. 😂
We all need a good laugh in this crazy time. Appreciate it.
Heaven forbid PM Pooliovre ?! ?
I nominate Ed the Sock.
me too!!!
If we are nominating TV personalities from the 90s I want Don Cherry to be the Alien Sheriff.
Up his what?... she didn't finish..?
Awww... wonderin's gonna bug me all day.
Hilarious skit, thanks for sharing!!
"Hard work by Justin Trudeau" - good one 🙄
Canada is hiring a fentanyl tsar, because it already has a puckered tsar and his name is Pierre Poilievre
Wow..lol..this is good....hits me in my Canadian Made Soul..Moose riding Tarif Sheriffs...Opiod Princess...the Orange A-hole...lol...so awesome....."Listen here kid...I say...I say...your good kid...you got that charm..keep it up and you'll see what I mean....made my day and it's not even noon....Thank you.
This is amazing. You are such a singular talent!
Liked it till PM Poilievre call. 👎
Love it!
The ringtone killed me!
Why do we suppose that the US is so attracted to fentanyl?
I want this job lol. Sounds like a good paycheque without a whole lot of actual work lmao
Steve Boots sent me to apply for the position of alien sheriff 🐴👽⭐
Opioid Princess!! I laughed so hard I scared my cat! 😆😆😆😆😆
I’m sure it’s just a ceremonial role with no real job or agenda behind it.
Can we please hire a Trump impersonator to be our fentynal czar?
The bit missing was a picture of these Trump appointees meeting for lunch, that is being fed at an old folks home.
Trump is Canada's Nick Fury, and he's putting together The Avengers.
ARE YOU AN IDIOT? THAT IS OBVIOUS! Idiot is too small of a word for you!
My daughter walked in on that last line and her hand shot up sooooo fast
Can we discuss how Ottawa has a "Night Mayor"?
It is just a nickname for the head of a tourism board that promotes a cities nightlife. He doesn't actually have the powers of mayor after dark, or really any power at all.
We have a fent minister before GTA 6.
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No one was hired, just their "title" changed. We caved and typed a different job title to appease the Orange Orifice. Cost for 15 minute Title change. 1$ American or 69 cents Canadian. No horses or sheriffs were harmed in this transaction. Eh!
10/10 will happen
I'm applying..
What’s next....the Zamboni Czar or the Minister of Maple Export.
I think we need a Commodore of border towers
American bull at its best
😂😂😂😂😂
Does our prome minister decide who the zsar is, or does Trump
Might be a Czarina
Where can I send in my application?
Quite the assumption Poliviere will be PM
To distribute it?
😂😘
(Tsar 🇨🇦)
This is 'Clare-voyance.' Just watch. . .
Hi Boots chat
It's funny, until it's not. Skippy and Premier Broom Hilda of Alberta are legitimating Trump's provocations and threats daily.
This skit would be funny…if it weren’t completely true!!!!
ANOTHER TRUHOLE ?
LMFAO
😂
So you are pro fentanyl obviously? Youre lack of understanding on the subject shows your ignorance.
are you a lesbian?