The voice impressions were on point thought I didn't expect to get caught off guard by the dude quote tweeting you. Respectable choices. Keep doing what you doing.
06:07 Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO! 10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer. Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while. Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends. What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing. Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6. Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair? This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females. Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'! 1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen. So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud. There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
I find it hilarious how Raven's age was brought up but not Kim Possible's. Granted, it's never been quite pinned down outside of "high school age," but that still means it's somewhere between 14 and 18.
Yeah give Bonnie some slack, he's been through a lot. He lost his face before, his guitar, he became a hand puppet once, he was torn down by Monty, his eyes was token away from him, his presence was missing in certain games, and a dead child was stuffed inside him possessing his entire body and wanted revenge on William Afton but keeps killing Michael Afton because complicated lore from a religious man that has retired and handed the series down to steel wool studios or clickteam (probably)
6:00 “Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females.” - Like if you got the reference!
....I feel like spraying you and every single other person who's ever said this out loud in the face with disinfectant right now. That's how grossed out this comment made me feel. And yes, I WILL do this to you while your eyes are open. Because FUCK YOU.
"1:35" - BlueRat *A few years later, Hazbin Hotel is soon announced on Amazon Prime Video The Fandom: Well, well, well! Look how the tables have turned.
My favorite parts: 2:38 Mama Luigi 3:12 Fred The *MY LEG!* Guy 5:00 Jonfield 5:43 AOSTH Robotnik 5:59 Sonic The Hedgehog 7:06 Cat Timmy 8:30 Hot Squilliam 9:15 Dr Doofenshmirtz 9:48 Tutter
You all need help
Youd fuck the panda from fortnite tho
You have done this to yourself
You are the that made the list
OH SHREK IM GONNA GET CRUCIFIED!
The INTERNET needs help
I love how he keeps saying "I can't fuck LEGO" but the shirtless Clone Trooper Minifigs got an immediate "SMASH"
Funny as hell🤣🤣
9:24
AND THEN NOKAMA GETS A SMASH
@@MixMotio yea
and chris pratt lego gets a smash
Your MatPat impression made me piss my pants, it was terrifyingly accurate
Dum assault gun gun gun
Omg 😢 😭
MatPat Theory: the blue rat is MatPat.
RatPat?
MatRat?
MallRats?
@@faillblogkeyboardcat I think your on to something 🤔
I have turned into the gru meme
It's pretty clear out of the two from Team Rocket that James is the superior one. He has the perfect voice
Right again, Supreme Leader!
Based
There's also that episode where there was a bikini contest
Sus
@@Perdix64 go back and return to monke
1:35 well this joke just aged like milk.
yep
The 50k
You’re very funny and original
1:35 Can’t wait for this statement to age like milk.
Already has
bin
it has not
Same
Same
Crisp Rat just used this as an excuse to flex his impression game
The voice impressions were on point thought I didn't expect to get caught off guard by the dude quote tweeting you. Respectable choices. Keep doing what you doing.
2:40 the scream though
Well i mean he does a good impression
1:35 This aged horribly
Ha true
Please make this a series. This is far from every character.
Ehhh idk I’ll think about it.
@@StinkyBlueRat do it
Nah man, you’ve done enough.
@@walkerphillips2818 n o
@@StinkyBlueRat it's a good idea
06:07 Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!
10: Try this question on for size. Who chases and hugs Sonic all the time and wields a powerful hammer? Why it's Amy Rose of course! Though more of a cutie than a hottie, you can't deny the fact that she's still attractive. Two things that make her attractive are the fact that she wears a dress, and when have you ever seen 3 big, very smooth arcs of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! So once again, Amy Rose is lovely; that is until she goes berserk and starts hitting stuff with her hammer.
Who's at number 9? It's this alien plant girl from a distant planet. Cosmo, from Sonic X. She arrived on the character's planet to deliver a message saying that the galaxy was under attack by a force called the Metarex. She doesn't do much except tell people to stop fighting and focus on the real matter at hand. The real reason she lands at the #9 is that she becomes Miles "Tails" Prower's sweetheart, something Tails needed for a long while.
Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.
What number's next? Seven, of course. Wave the Swallow from Sonic Riders. People always root for the good guys, but sometimes, the bad guys steal the show. Her mechanical IQ is equal to Tails. She also happens to be the smartest member of the Babylon Rogues. I wonder why she isn't the leader. Like Jet the Hawk and Storm the Albatross, her specialty is riding the air-boards called "Extreme Gear". With two very long and smooth feathers extending from her head to her calves and droopy eyes, Wave will rock your socks. If only we could see her take wing.
Numero Six. Tikal the Echidna from Sonic Adventure 1. Named after an ancient Mayan city of the same name, Tikal is the daughter of Chief Pachacamac. She's yet another character that hardly does a thing except beg her father to stop being so greedy. She also traps herself inside the Master Emerald so that the water god Chaos doesn't reign terror upon the land. When you're the daughter of a person in the highest power, you need to look your best and Tikal delivers perfectly. That's why she's #6.
Number #1, #2, #3, #4, #5! Ah-Ah-Ahhh! Mina Mongoose from the Sonic Archie comics. How could you go wrong with a girl that looks like this? She can run nearly as fast as Sonic and she went from being a Freedom Fighter to being a popstar singer. Next to Princess Sally she looks more humanoid than the other characters. Who could top someone who has long (some French word I don't know) hair?
This female standing at number 4: Blaze the Cat. One word: Pyrokinesis. How would you like to have that superpower? I mean Blaze could play around in the Himalayas for hours and she would be perfectly fine! Also, 45 degree ponytail makes her look like a Native American. I really like the fact that her love interest is the telekinetic hedgehog Silver. The combination of mind-moving and fire superpowers make these two a reliable couple. But what really lands Blaze in the #4 spot is that her attitudes apparently more different from the other females.
Next up is #3. What's better than having a female with cascading quills? How about a female with cascading quills and hair? Julie-Su the Echidna, another Archie comic exclusive has that feature. She's smart, knows exactly what to do as a freedom fighter, and even trained Amy once. She's also the girl of Knuckles' dreams. Heh, lucky him. Her older self in the series Mobius: X Years Later is just downright hot! Just look at that long ponytail! Now we're talkin'!
1, 2, button my shoe! Princess Sally Acorn. There's a lot to say about this character. She's the heir to the throne, Sonic's first official romance, the only character that used to not wear clothes, brave and athletic, the most humanoid character, and is like a mother to Tails. In the TV show, Sonic SatAM, one Freedom Fighter, the cowardly Antoine constantly tries to woo Sally, but doesn't succeed because... he's a coward! The Princess is also a semi-perfect example of an excellent love interest, although there were a couple of times when she really snapped and acted like a lunatic; in the comics, that is. But overall, Sally Acorn really stands out amongst the slew of females not just because she's Sonic's first official love interest, or because she's the only one who didn't wear clothes, but because in the comics, she grew very long hair, and married Sonic in the future, becoming the Queen.
So, you've seen a pyrokinetic Cat, a swallow, two gorgeous echidnas, and even a princess! Who could possibly top those kinds of females? Well, get ready folks; this is the #1 hottest Sonic the Hedgehog female character. Rouge the Bat. If anybody denies it, how dare you? This woman can fly, she's as strong as Knuckles, and is a femme fatale, seducing other characters into getting what she wants. Instead of having one love interest, she has two! Knuckles, and Shadow the Hedgehog. Being a treasure thief, she's only interested in one object set; jewels, especially the Chaos Emeralds. There actually have been situations where Rouge's cleavage has been exposed, but it eventually got censored. What a price to pay. I think the best part about this beauty is that she wears three different outfits unlike the other female characters. And who wouldn't want to fly across the landscape via strong as Shawn Johnson, and flirt with any male, anytime, anywhere. These three traits make Rouge the Bat triumph over all of the Sonic the Hedgehog females. My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!
HOW TF HAHAHA
0.o
Dude. This is a frickin harry potter book.
"that a lor of words"
"Too bad i not reading them"
I haven’t read it but god it looks cursed
I like the implication that Crisp is just a reincarnation of Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House.
Who?
@@StinkyBlueRat Tutter the blue rat from Bear In The Big Blue House. It’s the only house that would be the most fitting for Blue Man Group.
@@StinkyBlueRat who is it on 4:34
@@lucasgibbs4050 Blackarachnia/Elita from Transformers Animated
MEe---------
“Hazbin Hotel is never gonna come out”
Yeah about that
Hehe FINALLY CAME OUT BOIIIIIII
"Hazbin hotels not gonna come out you degenerates"
Also Crisp
4:34
To me this is funnier because hazbin hotel been out for like 2 months now? 🤣
Well, Blackarachnia is obviously the better spider choice.
We all know Bear from the big blue house is an ultra smash .
Yes
Daddy Bear
Why is he a crappy tennis game on Wii U?
Ain't that bestiality?
@@smilingskibidi63 HES a blue rat
Can't believe he killed all those people by smashing them in the head with a rock, unbelievable.
I can't believe it
Lol
The ones he passed were the lucky ones 😔
You poor innocent soul...
@@DominickDoggo ithinkthey were joking by it. I think they knew what the video title meant
I find it hilarious how Raven's age was brought up but not Kim Possible's. Granted, it's never been quite pinned down outside of "high school age," but that still means it's somewhere between 14 and 18.
Same thing about Jesse from Team Rocket. Good grief.
Yeah give Bonnie some slack, he's been through a lot.
He lost his face before, his guitar, he became a hand puppet once, he was torn down by Monty, his eyes was token away from him, his presence was missing in certain games, and a dead child was stuffed inside him possessing his entire body and wanted revenge on William Afton but keeps killing Michael Afton because complicated lore from a religious man that has retired and handed the series down to steel wool studios or clickteam (probably)
^bro just recited the fnaf lore lmfao
3:57 this got me dying
My reaction to this comment “ 3:57 “
It's no nut November and it's getting hard to win
3:58
6:00 “Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females.” - Like if you got the reference!
But is he the size of an average human mother?
@@emblemblade9245 no
....I feel like spraying you and every single other person who's ever said this out loud in the face with disinfectant right now. That's how grossed out this comment made me feel.
And yes, I WILL do this to you while your eyes are open. Because FUCK YOU.
Is this a reference to the “Hot Chick Heaven” vid someone made about the female sonic characters?
@@maxkennedy7430 Yes.
7:27 I was once scrolling through instagram and I found a scene where she had her hair all like messed up, and man, the comment section was wild
Blue Rat: I would not smash a lego. It can't be done!
Also, Blue Rat: Would Smash Chris Pratt Lego.
And the Shirtless Clone Troopers.
Crisp Rat would smash Chris Pratt.
@@chrisrockett5897 and a bionicle
And a B1 battle droid.
"1:35" - BlueRat
*A few years later, Hazbin Hotel is soon announced on Amazon Prime Video
The Fandom: Well, well, well! Look how the tables have turned.
nobody:
Infants in the middle of the night: 5:01
Lol
Lol
Lol
Holy christ your MatPat impression is spot on
I’ll give him this though, he’s into other things besides rats. I never knew he was this accepting.
He literally didn't want lego Except the naked stormtroopers lol
I lost it at the Soundwave moans.
Same lol!
Same
We all did
7:44 this part got me laughing so hard that I spit out my food 🤣
As a major Godzilla fan, I approve of the reaction to Gigan.
Agreed
Gigan Is peak Godzilla kaiju design
As a major Gigan fan, I agree
Ngl I would Smash Gigan
He’s one of my favorite Godzilla characters
5:58 StinkyBlueRatreferencing Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic characters is the best thing today.
4:03 the duality of man
The agh beFore the lego glt me
Sonic with his perfect single eye. Don't forget to grab some snacks.
His iconic single eye.
And a glass of orange juice
9:38
Optimus' best quote.
9:39
HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
His reaction to owl house*
That....is... surprisingly accurate
We all know why it is
@@generic_tough_guy.4830 why?
The amount of memories this awakened in my deep dark soul is....staggering...
3:30 He Is Spitting Facts...
8:39 I was the one to suggest Karen!
(Also, Karen 2.0... mmmmmmm.)
0:43 Gets skeptical at Raven's age but then says smash to a chucky cheese robot with a rotten child corpse inside, nice
Crisp Rat: Hazbin Hotel is NEVER gonna come out!
Hazbin Hotel: And I took offense to that!
Was laughing so hard when Lego squidward came on screen. It’s just such an oddly specific character and I just lost it. Great video man
7:52 Jesus Christ…All I imagine is Marvin the Martian saying that WWhHŸyÿYyyYYYYY!!!!!!!
NOW I CANT UNSEE THAT!!!!
I did not know the blue rat had lore, nor did I expect an amnesia plot but I am down for it
8:19 that was actually a good accent
The Vector one really got me, hardest I've laughed in a while
3:39 fun fact to those who don't know, that woman is actually Aku. You know, the demon guy that sent Jack into the future
SBR would smash Aku then?!
@@lucasgibbs4050 yep
Why does his plankton impression sound like Fozzie Bear
"She looks like she's from a very, very overly rated show on Disney chsannel"
Me: Forever at your service, my king
7:07 GARFELDI IS INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
6:53 the show is fine, it's the *ships* that are overrated
Fair
9:03 THE HUGHNIVERESE
Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo!
Oh, it's just down the street.
2:52
FINALLY, BLUE RAT IS THINKING ABOUT WHAT ALL SHOCKWAVE SIMPS WERE THINKING ABOUT.
4:33
Also…SAMMMMMEEEEEE. 💜
The fact that she is half organic makes it better
Anime girls: I pass.
Shockwave: REAL SHIT!
Can you take dick in life
My favorite parts:
2:38 Mama Luigi
3:12 Fred The *MY LEG!* Guy
5:00 Jonfield
5:43 AOSTH Robotnik
5:59 Sonic The Hedgehog
7:06 Cat Timmy
8:30 Hot Squilliam
9:15 Dr Doofenshmirtz
9:48 Tutter
Rat: HAZBIN HOTEL IS NEVER GONNA COME OUT
me: it's on Prime video now
I haven't laughed this hard for a long time I rolled off the floor when I saw the progressive box 😂
Gonna have to bonk you on the head for that Jerry pick, my dude.
The question isn't who would Crisp smash, it's who's smashing Crisp?
9:57
Nobody:
Crisp Rat: **getting flashbacks as Tutter**
Blue Rat: Hazbin Hotel is never gonna come out you fuckin delinquents, HAHAHA!
Vivziepop: Mmm Yeah, Mmm Sorry, Mmm No.
9:48 This Could Be Crisp Rat’s Cousin (or one of his relatives)
It’s basically the blue rat from Bear in the Big Blue House
This was the most hyped thing I've ever waited for since Smash Bros. Ultimate
The progressive box gave me a lot of memories
5:43 when a karen doesn't get her way
"I really would fuck Fred but at the same time I don't wanna damage" HIS LEG!
I need more of crisp remembering who he is
Parappa: STEP ON THE GAS [step on the gas]
Crisp rat: step on the pass
Parappa: :(
3:00 now thats a talent
What song Is it from
@@GoofyGooberYe it from s3rl
@@GoofyGooberYeRick Ashley sings Hentai Girl
9:57 as soon as the first frame of the big blue house appeared, rediscovered childhood memories began to flash before my eyes, I felt like crying 🥲
The Simpsons: brush
Homer: marge! Who is this blue rat?
Marge: we're in undertale homer!
3:13 he said HES LEG!
Literally passed Zane Ninjago worst day of my life
4:23, Gadzooki there caught me of guard!!😂😂
Me, a Real Steel fan seeing Atom: * Cheering intensifies *
The rat: Pass
Me: * A w f u l s i l e n c e *
1:35
Rat: hazbin hotel isn’t coming out
Me: You’re wrong, for sure
7:16 LETS GOO THE CHARACTER I SUBMITTED GOT INNNN
Good job on getting shrek in :)
Yes
Hey wait, this was just an excuse to show off your impressive vocal range!
5:18 LET'S GO I GOT IN.
3:46 oh look it's Jobby The Hutt
6:17 me when Crash Team Rumble was Announced
Does the ending remind anyone else of a beginning of some sort of story arc, or is it just me?
6:43 does this mean Shego is your cartoon crush?
9:25
I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE EMMET ON HERE OH MY GOD
I expected somehow that some lego movie character will appear
Crisp: Anime is gay
Meanwhile me who has a gay friend who loves anime: 😐
8:23 NOW THAT'S A ✨Great Impression of Cricket Green✨
Ah yes, the Shockwave smash. Most logical.
Crisp rat is Tutters.
Crisp Must've Unlocked Some forgotten old memories he had With bear and his old friends From the big blue house.
Prove me Wrong!
The crcu: The Crisp Rat cinematic universe
0:55 you're smart, rat
9:57 the beginning of mouse lore
StinkyBlueRat: 1:35
Me: looking through the comments
Ok please god do another one of these in the future cause this was funny as hell 😂
Blue rat: Anime is gay.
Me and other Lupin the third fans: SMASH!SMASHSMASH!SMASHSMASH!SMASHSMASH!SMASH!!!!
Ever seen the dude in TWCFM?? Mans a snack.
@@chrisrockett5897 yes
"Anime is gay" give this man an award
No.
i mean he ain't wrong about jjba. Men in there make you wanna be a woman
Lupin The 3rd is great.
5:42 made me laugh so hard XD
I love how he didn't even have to think to say yes to the lego star wars clone troopers
1:35 It sure as hell feels that way sadly...
0:11
When he said "yes."
3:40 didn't know aku x rat was going to be a thing lol
4:28 nahhh Larry is crazy💀
Crisp's reaction to most of the legos: YOU CAN'T FUCK LEGO
Crisp's reaction to Shirtless clone troopers and lego Chris Pratt: Smash