Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run. He took it 7 times (100%) 4 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier. He purchased or acquired 6 Bronze chocolate throughout the rest of the run. In total, he ate 26 Bronze and 15 chocolates, spending 30 gold on chocolate throughout the run. Eating chocolate gave him 810 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 698.64 max health (12.9% of final health.) Notes: We're back to pre-patch chocolate numbers. The Earth is healing.
NL works five hours a day, spends 90 minutes on the Peleton a day, has only one child who gets hours of screen time a day, and sleeps nine hours a night. Yet somehow he doesn't have any free time...
The stomping tom banter brought me so much legitimate joy. A little disappointed there was no bridge came tumbling sown reference from my Vancouverite goat tho
My parents let me watch Men in Black alongside Toy Story. You can get away with showing your kids something “adult” as long as it is also kinda silly and has bug guts.
hearing NA residents talk about circumcision is so wild to me. "should I let my child get cut without their consent FOR NO REASON AT ALL?" and even though the obvious answer is always no, they still somehow find a way to say "but..."
The tail end of summer is awful where I live because it is SO hot and I sweat like a pig. Pretty much all of spring is also awful since it is cloudy and cold, but also muddy. At least in winter the ground is solid so I don’t have to clean my dog every time she puts a single toe outside.
Only those who've experienced the greatness of Tenet can perceive the timey wimey wibbly wobbly nature of NL uploads and their non-chronological nature.
I've long held the belief that NL is actually based, but due to fear of being canceled, he often expurgates himself; thus, hiding his true power level.
He’ll never live down the allegations of being in denial of the ozone layer leaving us or the sun exploding. We’re definitely going to blow ourselves up hokey?
Circumcision has like no reason.There are a lot of myths about it being more healthy, which is just wrong, like our bodies are good the way it is. It's just about religion, control and fitting in with others
The idea that's it's "better to do when they're young so it's out of the way" is also insanely weird and creepy I don't know a single dude who wants to actively get circumcised
@@101lwx other weird part about it *(I'm in the UK)* is that when looking in from the outside it always seems to be american Conservatives protecting circumcision saying they should keep doing it. Meanwhile those same Conservatives scream at trans people for being obsessed with genitalia/ for mutilation? Like bro get a mirror. 🪞
The community note really makes the very end of the video with NL cutting off midway though reiterating he believes climate change a little bit special.
Hey NL I just watched a 4 and a half hour video about you getting food poisoning. Hope your feeling better man. Good on ya for that above average will to live.
I think you might want to change the discription to 2025, I'm pretty sure this stream wasn't from January 7th, 2024. The game wasn't even in beta back then.
I believe in the almighty Climate, creator of floods and droughts, And in the Electoral College, its chosen mechanism, Born of compromise, yet delivering chaos. I believe in the Civil Rights Act, Conceived in struggle, passed through fire, It descended to Earth to grant equality, But ascended to be endlessly debated. I believe in rising seas, melting ice caps, And the communion of lobbyists. I await the resurrection of reason And a sustainable future everlasting. Amen.
Can't wait for NL to deny climate change in this one.
"get ready to learn it, buddy"
Climate change warning already on the video.
@@damionwhitehead1165hence the comment
😂😂😂
Isn't the first time on a The Bazzar vod either.
He paints his Ozone Red. But he doesn’t use fossil fuels
+ tuah
We’re here to blow CO2, not suck off CFC’s
"you cant be thanos and then pretend to be iron man, that makes you homelander" the bars of the gods.
I don’t know how he does it
7:39 “This is a huge shop, man”
>Looks inside
>Average-sized shop
look inside hole
its bottomless
the uploads switching between pre and post patch is classic NL
thank you for saying something i was thought i was tripping out lmao
UN Climate Change note goes so hard on this one
Chocolate statistics.
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NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run.
He took it 7 times (100%)
4 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier.
He purchased or acquired 6 Bronze chocolate throughout the rest of the run.
In total, he ate 26 Bronze and 15 chocolates, spending 30 gold on chocolate throughout the run.
Eating chocolate gave him 810 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 698.64 max health (12.9% of final health.)
Notes: We're back to pre-patch chocolate numbers. The Earth is healing.
Do you have a script that generates the message with new numbers?
@@samohle8091 There is a google sheet and some helpful functions that create most of the message, yes.
@@samohle8091 I have a google sheet that generates most of the message for me, so yes.
Bisexual Northernlion: why does my gatling gun hurt
Dooley, getting shot: because you're using it for the first time
Dooley, taking backshots*
Beep boop boop beep zip bop
holy +2
More like gyattling gun, amirite folks?
why is this is so funny to me
1:33:43 Cutting him off before he can say “I believe in climate change” is fucking peak
Anyone else get a bug where the first 37:45 minutes of the video are just a black screen with no sound? Never seen this happen before, weird...
It's because he was trying to debunk climate change again 😂😂
Community notes really need a friend
Put the Hard to imagine this was the first run in the bag little bro
And I don't use bags! Hahahahaha!
@@JB-xl2jc those who know: 💀
That was the longest single game of The Bazaar I have ever seen.
the YT note lmfao
Climate change again? An unexpected but welcome turn from my favorite variety streamer.
The back to back flame juggler after telling chat he could handle it was just *chef's kiss*
We're Bazaar guys, of course we discuss how to deal with an ever escalating climate crisis.
Watching the Gatling Gun end like 4 different fights only to get trash talked the whole time made me sad
He's gotta be the reason why they added the postfight stats in the new patch
my fav climate change video of 2025
The line about opening ones mouth to remove all doubt about being a fool is gold
it's already a saying
@redwolfjo3_647 sure, but not in the context of deepthroating or being the deepthroated
NL works five hours a day, spends 90 minutes on the Peleton a day, has only one child who gets hours of screen time a day, and sleeps nine hours a night. Yet somehow he doesn't have any free time...
"if they were sick a week ago, and youre sick now that clearly disproves climate change for a guy like me" - NL 2025
0:02 Me when im introducing the local insane person on the subway to my friend whos visiting
The fool joke at the start was one of his biggest +2s in this series I'm ngl
Divine joke parry into and am I right fellas? How does he do it
That's a saying from at least the early 1900s.
The gameplay was fun but the weird pivot at the end where he starting ranting about how climate change isn't real was off-putting
Weather Machine builds are really Changing the Climate of the Bazaar
7:31 _"August is too hot? Skill difference."_
That's gotta' be the most creative way I've ever been called fat. True, true!
It's great to see enelle bringing us more information on important topics such as Climate Change once more
Peepaw thought red paint was nothing so he ate half the tub😂😂😂😂
i just won my first ranked game, thanks for showing me the right moves so that i could learn, and by right moves.. i mean, ha. the OPPOSITE of right
1:29:09 he called it
5:33 The school bully when the teacher walks around the corner.
90+ minute Bazaar video, this run is gonna be nuts....oh. 😂
It's funnier that there is a machine that controls weather, but it hasn't been in a movie or on news, so people do not talk about it.
CLIMATE CHANGE LABEL??? IN MY NORTHERNLION BAZAAR VIDEO???
AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN???
its more likely than you think
The stomping tom banter brought me so much legitimate joy. A little disappointed there was no bridge came tumbling sown reference from my Vancouverite goat tho
i paint my pacifist red, but im not a jaballian
Who's gonna tell him
1 hour and a half bazaar video? I hope he won this one!
it was so cool when he sold powder flask while holding spices
I was gonna say he's cooked but he's actually roasted, toasted, burnt.
The greatest hockey song is the one about driving the Zamboni
1:24:04 Most unhinged clip ever, the egg has done it again
I paint my biosphere dead, and I don't use (lead) paint
47:55 when the slaves finally start rebelling against their master
My parents let me watch Men in Black alongside Toy Story. You can get away with showing your kids something “adult” as long as it is also kinda silly and has bug guts.
9:59 Heyyy what did I dooo?
hearing NA residents talk about circumcision is so wild to me. "should I let my child get cut without their consent FOR NO REASON AT ALL?" and even though the obvious answer is always no, they still somehow find a way to say "but..."
i’m up in the crows nest and i don’t see the climate changing
me when we just had our first run but it’s hard to imagine
Northernlion renowned climate scientist
NL the most environmentally conscious streamer. Making sure there's helpful links for his viewers under every video!
YT-Algorythms at the end of the video:
Cut away! Quick! Cut away!
1. Bratty Gnome Chompski
2. Bluechew Thanos
3. Ozempic Scrooge
The tail end of summer is awful where I live because it is SO hot and I sweat like a pig.
Pretty much all of spring is also awful since it is cloudy and cold, but also muddy. At least in winter the ground is solid so I don’t have to clean my dog every time she puts a single toe outside.
I think when NL started talking about how the liberals own a weather machine in this one he was really cooking
Only those who've experienced the greatness of Tenet can perceive the timey wimey wibbly wobbly nature of NL uploads and their non-chronological nature.
12:36 rare nl hall and oates mention
local streamer loses one hair every time he loses to the flame juggler
37:42 video starts
one of this guys phrases must be the climate change trigger flag 😂
and you would think not using paint would be more climate friendly
climate change is not real, get it twisted
I've long held the belief that NL is actually based, but due to fear of being canceled, he often expurgates himself; thus, hiding his true power level.
We're venture capitalists, of course we meditate in secrecy to avoid being humiliated
He’ll never live down the allegations of being in denial of the ozone layer leaving us or the sun exploding. We’re definitely going to blow ourselves up hokey?
45:27 my dad when i understand the difference between a bolt and a screw
we're here to farm dopamine from kings, not to concede to nobodies!
Wow, one hour and a half? Surely this will be a singular ten win run!
31:39 bro that's such a lawful-evil thing to say
honestly, conceding when my run is going nowhere fast hast vastly improven my enjoyment of the game.
Imagine the bazaar getting a new patch next week so we can live in three timelines thanks to nl
1:26:19 guild navigators when paul threatwns them with bombs
underrated dunepost
I've never heard the phrase "It is a Cognito challenge".
the flame juggler fights were too funny
Circumcision has like no reason.There are a lot of myths about it being more healthy, which is just wrong, like our bodies are good the way it is. It's just about religion, control and fitting in with others
tbf I don’t envy ppl with a tight pp skin. no idea how they keep everything hygienic down there
silent hill wiki moment
The idea that's it's "better to do when they're young so it's out of the way" is also insanely weird and creepy I don't know a single dude who wants to actively get circumcised
@@101lwx other weird part about it *(I'm in the UK)* is that when looking in from the outside it always seems to be american Conservatives protecting circumcision saying they should keep doing it.
Meanwhile those same Conservatives scream at trans people for being obsessed with genitalia/ for mutilation?
Like bro get a mirror. 🪞
Dunno man I’ve seen solid research otherwise, also anecdotally heard multitude of women say they prefer circumcised men.
My guy got a Community Note. XD
The community note really makes the very end of the video with NL cutting off midway though reiterating he believes climate change a little bit special.
Hey NL I just watched a 4 and a half hour video about you getting food poisoning.
Hope your feeling better man. Good on ya for that above average will to live.
Close your eyes and imagine the title is let's get baked and run pyg
Realized that tiny cutlass is literally just cutlass but the png is squished 🤣
a 10 piece on his first run of the day amazing
I think you might want to change the discription to 2025, I'm pretty sure this stream wasn't from January 7th, 2024. The game wasn't even in beta back then.
0:01 me when i rip a toke
+2
+2
Me when I remove a card at a rest site
@@Nosirrbro +4
He tries to make cutlass work every time, and every time it doesn't work
If you have the money you buy the treb it’s that simple
If you have the treb, you simple the money, it's that buy
1:28:20
This did, in fact, have the same tag on it.
This whole time we've been watching Dr.Dre
35:01
When the hallucinations are setting in
1 run. 1 win. Amazing
She concede on my ozone layer til I paint my ship red
+2.....degrees over the next 10 years is no big deal. ~ NL
August is a terrible month when you live in low elevation California
"Cooked I'm afraid"
I believe in the almighty Climate, creator of floods and droughts,
And in the Electoral College, its chosen mechanism,
Born of compromise, yet delivering chaos.
I believe in the Civil Rights Act,
Conceived in struggle, passed through fire,
It descended to Earth to grant equality,
But ascended to be endlessly debated.
I believe in rising seas, melting ice caps,
And the communion of lobbyists.
I await the resurrection of reason
And a sustainable future everlasting.
Amen.
I love the cold so January is not bad
3 minutes ago is downright zany
Bazaar vods once again in these trying times
Waiter waiter, more day 2 concedes please
Edit-he did it again
This guy needs to stop denying climate change smh
NL the typa guy to still refer to it as global warming
climate change label, thank you NL. Now im informed about climate change
january 7th, bazaar guys will be eating good soon