“I am the one who is wearing two shoes! Hitler did not kill that many Jews!” It’s been a minute since something they’ve said has caught me so off guard haha. I have no words.
45:04 To this day this is still my favorite edit. Edit: for anyone wondering why i found this edit so fast this isn't the first time this video was uploaded and I remembered where that part was.
@@jaden_bricker we've had 4 years to memorize this. what do you mean? you didnt download all the series and reedit them for your personal "Complete Series" collection? but for real, if/when this channel is over, all i want is a single "OneyPlays Complete Series" video.
Even tho this is just me, I love how nostalgic these types of movie games are. The music and setting is so eerie. It reminds me of the chicken run game.
Christmas was awful this year, but watching the Polar Express playthrough at night while drinking hot chocolate and eating xmas pastries made it a bit comfier
I had that Grinch game growing up. It is damn near impossible and a complete shit show. There's a nuclear powerplant level which I don't recall from the movie. You also get to pilot a submarine. Its definitely something I hope they revisit
I heard that tomar dressed up as santa recently and caved in jaxxys head. Kept raving about the "elves not working". What a brute, he's out of control.
I just noticed the cave music during the grinch game (ex. 1:57 and 3:03). It's very ominous; feels like a moon could fall on clock town in the next few minutes.
Everything about 55:42 is scuffed and then unscuffed by the editor and then scuffed again when the harsh audio bit gets silenced like the minority children on the train
Prithee tell, what meanest thou all? The current date is quite clearly the year of our Lord sixtheen thousand and sixty-two, quite a joyous and yuleful epoch as it be
@@steve7745 Most wondrous has't thee hath tried this new bev'rage hath called: tea t doest has't quite a marvelous flav'r. Katharina of Braganza really does have quite an exquisite taste
Fun fact: Chris was born “Christian” O’Neil, but changed his name to Christopher after being named so by the bears at the mall
you forgot to mention that the person controlling the bear is nonother than Tomar, setting the timeline in place.
God of Smokey and The Bears
the bears were real too, dont forget that
>tfw 95% of viewers won't get this
Bonus fact: Chris creates his own OC based on video games, himself, and people he knows in real life
I'm still waiting for Oney Plays (Complete Series) to be released
And then a “BEST OF Oney Plays” that’s in 13 different parts
Don’t forget to reupload it at least 4 times
@@lazerface4138 Yep, TH-cam will come up with some way to demonetize it at least 4 times before saying it’s fine I’m sure
That means the channel would have come to an end
I guess you could just watch the Uploads playlist
@@acidset worry not child. there is a BEST OF Zach yet his saga is not over, hm?
I won't watch a half hour tv show but I will absolutely sit down for 2 hours to watch videos I've already seen back to back yes please thank you
Truth right there.
i shall watch these old let's plays like a grandpa would watch a movie from the 40s
Kids put on the Oney.
@@stickacus610 my favorite video is the one of the oney, my sweet misbehaving grandchildren
@@stickacus610 Misbehaving children need to watch the Oney
@@ebgbees um your name offends me um
@@RickyRiceB sir please legally change your name I am literally about to skreem
Barely a minute in and sexual interest towards the Grinch has already been mentioned
Jim Carrey's The Grinch doing goatse.
Jim Carrey's The Grinch throwing it back
I never watched any of these ones, thank you crisduver
What are you a newborn babbbyyyy?
Kisofer
I thought that was French before I read it phonetically
What have you possibly been doing with your life?
Yeah, what are you a productive member of society?
OneyPlays with my heart.
OneyPlays with my emotions for the last time
The polar express playthrough is one of my favorite series they’ve ever done
Same dude I’m really glad they kept going with it
the boys were having so much fun for no discernable reason. really special series
I feel like I’m watching a foreign country’s channel on a tv and chris is translating it to my head
“I am the one who is wearing two shoes! Hitler did not kill that many Jews!” It’s been a minute since something they’ve said has caught me so off guard haha. I have no words.
1:02:54 I am literally struggling not to shit myself from laughing at Chris's sound effects for the kid getting hit on the train.
give in
Ding Dong’s sound effects*
J: "Chris have you ever been skiing before?"
C: "... I killed my son..."
45:04 To this day this is still my favorite edit.
Edit: for anyone wondering why i found this edit so fast this isn't the first time this video was uploaded and I remembered where that part was.
You're fast
How did you watch 45 minutes into a video uploaded 12 minutes ago?
@@jaden_bricker S P E E D
Fucking gold.
@@jaden_bricker we've had 4 years to memorize this. what do you mean? you didnt download all the series and reedit them for your personal "Complete Series" collection?
but for real, if/when this channel is over, all i want is a single "OneyPlays Complete Series" video.
"'El' _ROCK_ in 'el' _WAY"_
I miss Dong's sass
this is my comfort place lol
merry christmas boys, and god bless us everyone
I'll never get tired of the Polar Express playthrough. Even Ding Dong is laughing hysterically.
Time to do my yearly tradition of wrapping gifts while listening to this
And the Fat Albert vore ornaments were hung on the tree with care. Merry Christmas everywhere.
Incredible avatar pal
To this day this intro always kills me. Thats noise when Chris snaps the reigns eeEUUUGHH
Jubilee and dingodile, forever in our hearts
I've really been watching oneyplays since 2016. wow.
thanks for 4 years of laughs ya hooligans
Hearing Ding Dong laugh so much during The Polar Express warmed my cold heart
I love coming back to these old DD and Julian videos
Even tho this is just me, I love how nostalgic these types of movie games are. The music and setting is so eerie. It reminds me of the chicken run game.
Even tho this is just me just commenting something here... I agree with you
Reminds me of Shrek for the Gameboy Advance and Golden Compass for Xbox 360 :)
Christmas was awful this year, but watching the Polar Express playthrough at night while drinking hot chocolate and eating xmas pastries made it a bit comfier
15:50 I thought that a Prager U ad started for a second.
Oney Sleighs 2016 was pure gold
this was the coziest era
You can tell they did this in one setting and just started going violently INSANE after Polar Game Express
I hope this year we can see more oney sleighs! I miss that intro
Aw, I miss Bing Bong and Julius
I had that Grinch game growing up. It is damn near impossible and a complete shit show. There's a nuclear powerplant level which I don't recall from the movie. You also get to pilot a submarine. Its definitely something I hope they revisit
nostalgic memories of being cold as fuck in a weird place and my laptop. Laughing my ass off at 11PM watching them play these games.
I can't figure out if knowing Spanish makes it more or less funny to me lmao
I heard that tomar dressed up as santa recently and caved in jaxxys head. Kept raving about the "elves not working". What a brute, he's out of control.
dont worry he heals her with the emeralds just to do it again
These jokes are getting old
I thought it was cool.
@@jaden_bricker I reported your comment for being too salty
If Tomar wasn't currently incarcerated over the incident, they wouldn't have had to upload this in place of a normal episode
Despite claims to the contrary Jaxxy is still alive and Tomar would never hurt a hair on her tiny misshapen head.
The real tomar would never hurt her magnificent head dent
Drats
"El rock in EL WAY"
No hyperbole, this is the best collection of holiday Oneyplays videos.
1:03 I think Julian dated markiplier.
To everyone who sees this: merry chrismas and brappy new year :))
12:14
Couldn't have been more perfectly timed. They're talking about sexualizing the grinch right as they run passed what is blatantly a penis door.
The editing on the polar express is so passionate. I love it.
Julian: Have you ever been skiing, Chris?
Chris: *I killed my son*
Whew. I was scrolling for something to watch. Thanks for the early birthmas
*throws up on perfectly round candy cane hot dog*
thank you chrimbo, I was just thinking about how much I needed 2016 back in my life
This channel's gonna be re-uploading videos till the end of time.
Hell, sometimes you ignore them. Sometimes you embrace them, it makes that channel fun lol for me at least
HelixD (the management)
I just noticed the cave music during the grinch game (ex. 1:57 and 3:03). It's very ominous; feels like a moon could fall on clock town in the next few minutes.
Reupload this every Christmas like it's a Christmas special rerun on hallmark tv or whatever the ###$ it's called
Whoa is this actually uncensored? Neat
It's a Christmas miracle
TH-cam doesn't crack down this time of the year.
@@shaitet woah thanks susan
@@Surkimus no problem :)
EHEHEHE! I haven't even watched the video yet but I am already LOLing SO FRICKING HARD!
Wow this is a nostalgic video. Thanks Chris!!
Herm: wait a minute. Is this a timeless classic in a time of trouble? It brings tears of joy to my eyes.
Ah 2016, the year before my left went to shit. Thanks Oney, for bringing back some good memories.
Your left what
This is close enough. Thanks, Chris. 😊
Why did even play El Grinch in spanish? Not even Juliano knows the language.
Because the game stinks and playing it in spanish made it funnier
@@HickoryChip0 You know, you got a fair point.
either juliano was playing dumb, or dude really can't speak spanish and there goes my fantasy of him berating me in spanish.
So many all time classics in this one season
28:05
"No. 24 Machine-Gun
Heavy steel makes yiu a man."
Does my heart proud 😋
Late 2016 is when I started watching this make me haha
playing the tf2 christmas update after the lobotomy
I love Chris's nebulous dad character
38:07 exaggerated swagger
I forgot that the grinch impacted Julian’s homosexuality
I remember when I first saw this when it first came out....good times
Doubtful
Jokes on you Christopher, I have premium
Imagine being proud of having forked over money voluntarily to Susan and her cabal.
ah yes , my daily dose of reuploaded videos
thanks
Looks like im going to watch this all again, not that im complaining.
The intro is great
Can't get over that intro lmfao 😂😂
Oh my god, this game. You have awoken dark memories.
Oh no that the years of the video that make me laugh 😂😂 anyway I hope my day get better :)
And happy holidays my dear friend ;3
Man, I love how much of an abomination PenPen is. Looks weirdly fun too lol
I loved that Grinch game as a kid. can't wait to have my childhood destroyed by the realisation that it's just your average awfu movie tie-inl cash-in
LET'S
DO
THE
FOURTH
VERSION
I LOVE ONEY SLEIGHS 😭😭😭
the snow falls
the wind calls
36:50 what does Chris call DingDong? Sal? Saul?
Holy shit how did you catch that
2016 oneyplays was nuts
Is the Grinch game narrated by Space Ghost? Sounds so much like him
yes! george lowe
@@stuntfumbler thanks!
Everything about 55:42 is scuffed and then unscuffed by the editor and then scuffed again when the harsh audio bit gets silenced like the minority children on the train
Oney Slays! ~His Friends
HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS FOUR YEARS AGO! Man, time really does fly
I've never seen any of these actually, Christmas day indeed!
Are we gonna get one this year
54:40 Possible quotation of _Badinerie_ by Johann Sebastian Bach
o lawd.... the grinch!!! look out!
Oh no! He's turning all the kids gay!
This is my favorite intro of oney plays. Can someone just make a one hour loop of the intro
oney plays more like oneygays
with friends
Fun fact: if you search "oneygays" on youtube, OneyPlays will show up.
Tom Hanks brother Jim Hanks voices his brothers characters in TV Shows and video games
i'm high af and this complete series makes things even better
about to join you bruh, bless up
@Jack and Bt Sandwich oh, absolutely. screams and souns are funny, but the conversations on the channel really bring out the best of them
Woah bro, hitting dat fresh weed, bro lmao.
@@deadliestvice5356 i'm sorry
How'd you know I was craving this :0
1:18:48 Julian predicted cyberpunk. I always knew he was special
I think it's because he was a fan of the board game
I really need to know more about Julian's ex boyfriend and his Grinch lust
The ending is always the best part.
Its a big fat gorgeous Christmas miracle
2016? ...arent we Off by a couple years?
Ikr it’s 2018
You guys are in 2016-2018? I'm still stuck in 2012.
It's still 2014 for me. Who are these Ding Dong and Julian guys?
Prithee tell, what meanest thou all? The current date is quite clearly the year of our Lord sixtheen thousand and sixty-two, quite a joyous and yuleful epoch as it be
@@steve7745 Most wondrous has't thee hath tried this new bev'rage hath called: tea
t doest has't quite a marvelous flav'r.
Katharina of Braganza really does have quite an exquisite taste
I've watched them all a million times individually, and now I will watch this a million times.
*n o s t a l g i a b l a s t*
The before times
Man, nothing beats the polar express episodes.