@@TomCL-vb6xc did you really just try to call him a comedian? lol there's a difference between people laughing with you because you're funny, and people laughing at you because you look like a French Paul Bunyan
Thanks for the laughs guys, my dad passed just over 2 weeks ago and the king and the sting re runs are the big reason I've got thru this and thanks for that!!! Gang gang buzz buzz
Gang gang fellas, hope y'all liked the first rap. We did it at work when we were slow one day and we had that VW sitting on the lot. Edited the song and video all on my phone, other guys were dope too. I'll put the lyrics up.
Here's the lyrics: Had to bring a rap for the King of the Rats And Big Brown in the back bee stingin that ass Like a prison visit Nick and Chin behind glass That corner lookin mad ethnic I think I love you Cat I feel in love and now I’m changin my ways I’ve been off pornog for like 70 days This ain’t a mullet this a hockey haircut Brendan slicked back lookin like a soggy bears nuts Theo from a town where bad magic get you stomped And the interstate the best place to shoot roids in your donk Rollie Coleman takin naps in his trunk Like Cro Cop when he ate that 3rd round punch Savin up my money I got 48 hun Sinaloa Zoo here we come Save the animales beat black lung Theo Meg Ryan mixed with Wang Chung Brendan deep fried gum Derics Morgan Freeman’s son Nick lookin like he’s never seen the sun Shapels an urban version of Kiersten Dunst And Chin is like a clearance monk Cat you are the one, now let’s lose these lames Highway 190 meet at Tiffany Lanes Brendan looking thick, boy you've been munching on some crunchwraps or some snack packs got a couple dozen in your knapsack or your backpack but when it comes to KATS I gotta holla at Cat Like what up girl, you know I like the way you keep it single Hit me up if you wanna make the cultures mingle Y oye todos hispanohablantes Cuando Theo habla sabes que es picante Not Johnny, he fell into a Ring of Fire Big Brown wipe your brow boy you bout to perspire And Theo, I didn't wanna drop ya You look like an emaciated Phantom of the Opera And Chin be double dipping on some chickens He likes the white meat, and now I'm talking bout the women And listen cuz Nick be spittin them Iggy bars Hard to make a date when trees be falling on your car Now Shapel Lacy, aka Gwen Stacy JK it's MJ but he ain't been blazing I'll wrap it up because we ain't even sponsored But these Athletic Greens have got me feeling like a monster
Finally someone said it. I been thinking the same thing for 10 episodes or more. They'd make for a cute couple and Kat sounds like shes dated some real suspects, so she could use that Louisiana hitter relationship.
Thank you boys ! I start every morning morning with your podcast to set my mood for the day. Shout out to Culture corner! Love to you all from Niagara Falls Canada
If Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze had a Polish cousin who didn't know why there's so many microphones around while they're just talking it would be Theo.
Watching this podcast when I'm not stuck at work is just not the same. I love you guys no matter what though. Just makes me wish I was being productive.
Yeah, that was evident. Anyobe with a brain could've seen that coming really. It's summer, people are unemployed, everything is closed, people are forced to stay home. Some people are not used to that. Most people are never home, they're alwsys working or out hanging out. Some people live with their family/spouses but usually can avoid them by staying busy. Now everyone is packed in like sardines in a can. Off course the kegs are gonna go off. And we have only seen the beginning. It'll peak around September I believe. Right at the end of the normal summer break, when people realize that their summer was wasted and they can feel the coming cold weather and dread. That's when they will start to wild out.
*32:39** 😩😩😩😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 bruh theo said that to perfectly lmao “your beef jerk they’ll slide out and kill yo ass” 😂😂😂 and it’s even more perfect bc Brendan is beefy lmaooo*
Does anyone else remember what episode of Theos podcast he does the “hey hector, shoot a 6 pointer!” .. that shit was hilarious and I forget which one it was lol
bit.ly/kingandthesting
gang gang buzz buzz
joder, sí, el rey rata sujetando mierda a ambos lados de la pared. rey rata para presidente !!
Anytime you hear Theo says “one time” or “I remember”
*100% truth*
or "bruh"
“We had a guuuuy...”
Let me think about.. turn to the left and close eyes.. then he spitting the truth
“I think his name was..”
This one guy had a son that was our friend. Lil Daniel.
Theo's got a crush on Kat, Kat's got a crush on Brendan, and Brendan has a crush on Theo
Nailed it!!!
💀
💯
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@SalesKidd gang, papa
Brendan looks like a dude who would walk around with a box of Magnum at Walmart but put it back before he leaves.
hahahahahahaah
& get the finger cots that restaurants use, but swear suspiciously that they are for his son not him
Archit Dave that’s a Tuesday night for me
Magnum ice cream bars...but he ain’t putting them back.
Yo I walk around with those too and put them back when no ones looking but at least I talk loud while I got them.
Brendan: "I can't stand Tigers."
Also Brendan: Names his son "Tiger."🤔
Josh R Brain damage
Josh R Or he’s probably joking. You know, that thing comedians do when they exaggerate/lie for comedic purposes.
TomCL 2000 it’s cute you call Brendan a “comedian”. Lol
@@TomCL-vb6xc did you really just try to call him a comedian? lol there's a difference between people laughing with you because you're funny, and people laughing at you because you look like a French Paul Bunyan
he explained it so clear, tigers are cool but risking your life is not, how is it hard to understand
theo straight in with that "does it make you wanna get in a relationship" to Kat
Dom Hallwood homeboy wants a piece
Once an episode asks her.
@@BlueprintsForHeadaches so does she :D
Tomi Kat try-athlon 👩🦳👩🏻✌🏻
Theo looks like that kid the teacher had to tell “no biting” to
Lmao
He does 😊
Lol
Lmaoo
😂😂
Theo looks like the host a daytime LGBTQ talk show named,
The Ellen De-Genderless Show
O Howard omfgg
Miles of Color yaaaa buddy I’m back with the heat. Gang shit
Eileen DeGenerate more like it.
You win 😂
Theos a straight woman and Brendans a gay man
Theo looks like he digs with his hands rather than with a shovel
Sportsman134 He catches rainwater with his giant bottom lip. Gotta stay hydrated in a storm.
this a underated comment 😂👏🏽
😂😂😂
Brenden looks like Julian from Trailor Park Boys won the lottery.
Omg so good 😂
Funny as fuck!!!!
💯😂
Greasy
Then immediately lost all the money
Theo when he goes full angry Mexican at the end 😂
Bahahaha
Manuel Reyes funniest thing ever when he goes off the rail he’s too funny
That shit was hilarious!!
stay at a days inn for 11 months😂
Funniest part of the episode. And then brendan shits on it at the end with a shitty joke
One of the best moments in podcast history. Theo busting out that raza inside of him, papa. 1:00:48
Lmao! God I love theo
I replay it from 1:00:15 but the gold does start when he starts getting hectic!
I’ve played it a dozen times already and I laugh harder everytime!! Brendan F’d it immediately afterwards with that biker shit!
“Saw u running out routes in ur living room the other day” 😭
WOW, shocked to have even made it on the podcast. Thank you to everyone supporting the song & video Wiser has been listening since ep.1!
Dope song dude, your editing and mixing was a bit cleaner than ours on the first song. Gang gang.
ThisIsKraken Thanks brotha, you guys had some really clever lines🤟🏼hyped to see whats next. Buzz Buzz 🍻
jonathan martinez Gang gang Buzz buzz brotha thank you🙏🏻
Great video guyz, good luck on the getting the title, Lil Brows is garbage..
That shit was fire prob the best one I've seen on here love the vid
Thanks for the laughs guys, my dad passed just over 2 weeks ago and the king and the sting re runs are the big reason I've got thru this and thanks for that!!! Gang gang buzz buzz
Please accept my sincere condolences. May God comfort and sustain you. 🙏🏽💙
Lil Brows is the guy who dominated the MLB before it became integrated
We should get 2 king and stings a week until lockdown over
1000000%
Agreed
Damn this was the best era of KATS I would kill for episodes like this again
Preach it mate ! I’ve started watching all these again & laughing all over again
This was lightning in a bottle
Fr they never get old 🎉
Damn get the group back together, tell Theo to let go of his ego a bit to make a new ep
It might be the case that he kept Eric & Chris delia on instead of just a guest appearance
“If this goes past April 30th we’re gonna have riots” announcing a prophecy
Riiiiiiight
Nice to see someone else noticed
“I got a plant yesterday” damn. That’s ruff. And that’s crazy Jody antle watches
Theo doesn't understand Escalators so he always takes the stairs... that's why his rear so thicc
Rum Ken He thinks elevators are portals to the Kingdom of Dark Arts.
Theo lookin thicc in general these days!
Gang gang fellas, hope y'all liked the first rap. We did it at work when we were slow one day and we had that VW sitting on the lot. Edited the song and video all on my phone, other guys were dope too. I'll put the lyrics up.
Here's the lyrics:
Had to bring a rap for the King of the Rats
And Big Brown in the back bee stingin that ass
Like a prison visit Nick and Chin behind glass
That corner lookin mad ethnic I think I love you Cat
I feel in love and now I’m changin my ways
I’ve been off pornog for like 70 days
This ain’t a mullet this a hockey haircut
Brendan slicked back lookin like a soggy bears nuts
Theo from a town where bad magic get you stomped
And the interstate the best place to shoot roids in your donk
Rollie Coleman takin naps in his trunk
Like Cro Cop when he ate that 3rd round punch
Savin up my money I got 48 hun
Sinaloa Zoo here we come
Save the animales beat black lung
Theo Meg Ryan mixed with Wang Chung
Brendan deep fried gum
Derics Morgan Freeman’s son
Nick lookin like he’s never seen the sun
Shapels an urban version of Kiersten Dunst
And Chin is like a clearance monk
Cat you are the one, now let’s lose these lames
Highway 190 meet at Tiffany Lanes
Brendan looking thick, boy you've been munching on some crunchwraps
or some snack packs
got a couple dozen in your knapsack
or your backpack
but when it comes to KATS I gotta holla at Cat
Like what up girl, you know I like the way you keep it single
Hit me up if you wanna make the cultures mingle
Y oye todos hispanohablantes
Cuando Theo habla sabes que es picante
Not Johnny, he fell into a Ring of Fire
Big Brown wipe your brow boy you bout to perspire
And Theo, I didn't wanna drop ya
You look like an emaciated Phantom of the Opera
And Chin be double dipping on some chickens
He likes the white meat, and now I'm talking bout the women
And listen cuz Nick be spittin them Iggy bars
Hard to make a date when trees be falling on your car
Now Shapel Lacy, aka Gwen Stacy
JK it's MJ but he ain't been blazing
I'll wrap it up because we ain't even sponsored
But these Athletic Greens have got me feeling like a monster
Yall crushed it!
🙌🏼🙌🏼
Gang bruh
That was killer yall, best rap so far!
When is Theo gonna quit playing games and ask out that asian double nickle?
Obi Kenobi lmao bro right?! Every thing ends with “Kat what do you think?”
It's so obvious. Lol
@@ImDallasGonzales yep! I've noticed that.
Promo code kats doesn't stand for king and the sting... its for lovely kat! 💘
Finally someone said it. I been thinking the same thing for 10 episodes or more. They'd make for a cute couple and Kat sounds like shes dated some real suspects, so she could use that Louisiana hitter relationship.
I can honestly say this is the funniest pair I’ve seen for a long time!! The best!!!
Theo looks like a dude that sleeps at the homeless shelter but isn't actually homeless.
51:30 the way Kat looked at Theo she definitely wants the Rat Kings tail
Had to watch that on rewind
Rat king and the cat queen
Fuckin a right man
But theo gay
Honestly, I think they've banged. Maybe twice
Derricks chillin at home smoking big dope
"Shoot the 6-pointer, Hector." Man, that was some good shit.
Where was it at?
Brendan called it.. "Tom Hanks- Check out my Toy story 5 " 🤣🤣 Its coming out this year
Brendan: I'm down to go to Africa and see that real hitter
God: I put Tigers on a different continent 🤣😂😂
Brendan called it "there's gonna be a riot if this goes past april30" welp....here we are.
Brendan looks like the type of guy that goes to kids birthday parties and gets in line to hit the piñata
The submissions were fire this round. Crazy creative.
Brendan lookin like a fatter version of aquaman they call him “Jason samosa”
Jason Spamosa
Thank you boys ! I start every morning morning with your podcast to set my mood for the day. Shout out to Culture corner!
Love to you all from Niagara Falls Canada
That's where I get my bottled water from
The way jokes fly over Brendan's head makes my day.
29:48 flew waaayyy over his head. Lmao.
I hope you have a beautiful day sweetheart
This is how me and my friends are right now just super excited to even talk at all about anything. Y’all are the best
"Zatziki Sauce" - Theo Von.
Any time Cat laugh, she'll be cracking up and then just stop all of a sudden and go blank immediately. lmao
I love this show so much The only time I’m not thinking about the craziness that is going on in the world. Gang gang Buzz buzz 🐝 🐀
Thanks Theo and Shuab for the first half. We love you
Theo rocking that t shirt we all rocking right now..the most comfy one we got that on rotation in the wash cause why dress up ...
shut up bruh. that's the Gayest thing you coulda said. Not Straight at all
Zach Straight fo reals dawg I been in sweat pants 24/7
@@enislive dude... Just no
you guys normally dress up?
@@enislive feeling insecure?
Theo: What do you guys think Cat, Chin?
Brendan answers
Brendan was the kinda baby that bit his lip and moaned after the doctor spanked him after his birth.
O Howard hella funny
Joel moralez gang shit bruh ! I’m back with some heat this wk
O Howard omg 😆
The jokes were on point from everyone today😂 this show has too much momentum
This podcast has become the funniest podcast going
this ,the church and bertcast imo 💯
Agreed
Cat LAUGHED when Theo said “speaking of dark”
Man I appreciate you guys doing these podcasts during this time cause if you didn’t I would have lost my shit like 3 weeks ago.haha
Lil brows banging at the end had the speakers on blast for that 👌🏻 “king and the sting king and the sting” 🎶
“I’ll stay at a days inn for 11 months with 13 friends that work at the same place” 😂 That rant Theo went on at the end.
Alec Licon I never laughed so fucking hard at a pod cast😂😂
My favorite show right now %100. 🙏🏻 Gang gang. Buzz buzz.
If Kurt Russell and Patrick Swayze had a Polish cousin who didn't know why there's so many microphones around while they're just talking it would be Theo.
Watching this podcast when I'm not stuck at work is just not the same. I love you guys no matter what though. Just makes me wish I was being productive.
theo looks like he's wearing a self-portrait on his shirt..
Back here once again, to get some joy in my life. Having it tough right now 😢❤
Omfg im so glad for this podcast.
This show makes my life! Brendan & Theo can you set a date for Palm Beach improv again I missed you guys last year
Brendan the type of dude to ask Theo if he can borrow that shirt
Bro yall need to start making these longer,, or 2 episodes a week
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BRENDAN PREDICTED THE RIOTS IN THE USA IN THIS EPISODE LOL 1:49
Yeah, that was evident. Anyobe with a brain could've seen that coming really. It's summer, people are unemployed, everything is closed, people are forced to stay home. Some people are not used to that. Most people are never home, they're alwsys working or out hanging out. Some people live with their family/spouses but usually can avoid them by staying busy. Now everyone is packed in like sardines in a can. Off course the kegs are gonna go off.
And we have only seen the beginning. It'll peak around September I believe. Right at the end of the normal summer break, when people realize that their summer was wasted and they can feel the coming cold weather and dread. That's when they will start to wild out.
Theo looks like a lazy Thunder Cat that sleeps on Lion o's couch...
Theo looks like the bat that caused covid-19.
Brendan looks like he had second helpings of that soup.
th-cam.com/video/nFYVqaQGexY/w-d-xo.html
Yo I could settle for twice a week when it comes to seeing y'alls podcast. Hands down its the top three podcasters. Fkin hilarious boyz!!!
been stuck in an extended stay waiting on my new house these boys have no idea they extend this bullshit im goin dark arts bruh gang
lil brows remix for the outro is sick
theo nd cat prolly hooking up during corona times lol
Oh KAT thank you for the lovely spreads. We love you!
"macho man randy average" is one of the funniest things Brendan has come up with.
I'm lonely as fuck in quarantine and this episode straight up brightened up my week!!
Brendan looks like Zorro if his sword was replaced with spray paint
🤣
My gobot Alan turned into an Allen wrench that I proceeded to use to break outta my playpen
Theo with the hamster shirt and bed head mullet... 10/10.
Real life 🐀
This is literally the only podcast where i dont skip the ads
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Brendan Schaub: Beat her with a stick!!!
Theo: 😳😳 what!?!?!?
Love how Brendan tells the same exact same joke as Theo immediately after and Theo still laughs to not make Brendan feel bad . Good friend
Nick’s over here carrying this episode
dominick recupero how they wrote it this week lol
Nicks been a great addition to the show recently he's had great moments.
1:00:34 theos mexican rant is perfect 🤣🤣🤣
You don’t want the smoke like Joey Diaz, meaning you edible, just got my eyebrows threaded now I’m feeling incredible... Lil brows can not be topped
Facts, nobody using good beats for the submissions
STREAKS & LEAKS BOIIII
Comes with a built in pitch.... "You want streaks or you want leaks?"
Theo looks like a gremlin that ate after midnight.
That first rapper with that nice Cormega sample
Loves how Brendan complains about the quarantine, while he goes on a daily hike, do several podcasts, etc....
Lmfaoo “there’s gonna be a riot” what a fuckin G
omg when off about being Mexican was great
They don't get sick, Because Mexicans are so genetically diverse.
I've seen every KATS episode from jump, and just now realized I've never once seen or searched Brendan Schaub stand up comedy. Bouta check it out.
3 years later I randomly came to watch this episode. Saw your comment ... and how disappointed were you with his "stand up" ?
Lol theo & kat would look good together
*32:39** 😩😩😩😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 bruh theo said that to perfectly lmao “your beef jerk they’ll slide out and kill yo ass” 😂😂😂 and it’s even more perfect bc Brendan is beefy lmaooo*
Does anyone else remember what episode of Theos podcast he does the “hey hector, shoot a 6 pointer!” .. that shit was hilarious and I forget which one it was lol
amazingflavour ahhh it sounds familiar man. Hilarious
This one. Stupid
I’ve heard him use that joke numerous times on a bunch of different shows. I laugh every time lol
RelentlessPedigree thanks genius.. I said theos podcast, not brendan and theos
@@amazingflavour Specify nerd
“Squirrel covers” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
theo and brendan dying from wild bore attack while holding knives will be a classic final episode.
Dammmm. First time I stayed till the very very end of the pod cast for the song!!!
"feelin myself like louie c" lmao
was Schaub a little devil's lettuce'd this episode? hilarious , seemed looser and more relaxed.
55:36 Theo "what are we even doing." Lol
I love how guys who've never hunted think they could be able to take down a wild boar (not a warthog) with nothing but a knife and their hands 😂
Bruh I might be proving your point but I feel like I could
I’ll take a boar down with straight hopes and dreams.
You just don't believe in yourself bro
Shout out to Nick & Chin for making this the best produced podcast on youtube.
23:53
"ROTTEN COTTON??"
How bout Camel toe to go?
Man I pretty much laughed from start to finish. What is funnier than this right now!? Damn. Awesome stuff yall
I heart how Theo is always checking in on kat
Kat: Mexicans don't get sick! Lmao