Toms story of how his dad saved someone from drowning is exactly what happened to me. One of those jet water slides pushed me right to the bottom of a deep deep pool when i was a kid. And my mom saved me. So crazy that happens a lot. Thank god for Toms dad and my mom!
What’s really hilarious is they have this exact same conversation about drowning with Ari and Bert during their last Sober October. SAME conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the exact same thing!! It’s actually really crazy because I was watching the sober October episode the same days I watched this one, and I thought to myself wow Tom told the story on both? And I crazy? And then I was like oh yeah, he did because he’s missing Parts of the story lol
@@RS-lw2fo and also like, we all only have so much to say, we are bound to retell stories, god knows how many times i've repeated stories to my friends
Exactly. How many of us could talk as much as these guys and make a living off of it? Of course there's going to be some repeats.@@suttemussttittti2279
Ran into Tom outside a show in Vegas this past weekend. I just told him in passing “hey Tom big fan love your stuff”. He rolled his eyes and cruised on by.
What makes you think it’s believable Tom took the time to listen to you “in passing”, and then roll his eyes to you while you compliment him. Hard to believe probably didn’t even hear you.
There was a girl that identified as a cat and the parents requested to place a litter box in each of her classes...nuts. The school declined this request. Soon after she went to home schooling.
Jamie, I think it is time to to start having a video insert rather than just moving the camera to cover the TV. The TV always has a washed out image, the picture blooms in the white areas..
@iamjezuzchrist Total respect. Honestly, I can hardly get through recent episodes of YMH cause I just can't stand Christine. The episodes where he has the blow-up doll in her place were some of my favorites. And two bears has been a mess since the kool-aid episode. Hitlers tea cup was a great episode but Barts fucking seagull squeak is unbearable.
@robertdoherty821 Christine likes being ignorant. Doesn't make for the best content, but that's always been her role. It's just amplified nowadays. Money has a way of doing that.
@@robertdoherty821i haven't watched in about a year, whenever they did a few shows live at the nascar event - i was like "ooookay this jumped the shark."
I was so happy to get a notification that Joe uploaded until I saw who it was. I really hate it when I find a YTer or podcast that I enjoy and then you end up slowly watching them change into egotistical, entitled, self-righteous, braggart, who slowly starts to show their resentment of the fans that helped to build them up. Watch as they slowly become out of touch with the majority of their fan base and how that fan base is seriously struggling in today's world. I'm sorry but I gotta skip this one Joe. I know my one little view doesn't amount to anything and I don't expect it to. Ya I'm leaving a comment which is engagement and that's cool. Joe deserves the engagement. So if I can't watch Tom the blow hard I can atleast leave a comment in support of JRE anyway.
I know what you're saying. Tom has gone to the level of some famous actor. I couldn't figure it out for a while. Schaub did it the fastest and most aggressive. I had to file Your Mom's House next to The Fighter and the Kid
After my leg operation (Spiral fracture with a metal plate) I wasn't able to do front lunges without looking like a GIMP however I can do Backward Lunges if it helps you Tom.
I worked for wonder bread and Sara Lee, they use a lot of sugar in the different recipes. Must is corn syrup, then some regular sugar, honey and molasses is also used in different amounts depending on bread
Authors quite often buy copies of their own book to hit the threshold of 5-10,000 books sold in one week to get on the NY Times best seller list to promote their book or their other career endeavors. It would of cost him under 200k to be able to be put on the NY Times best sellers list.
Love this podcast episode. So many thoughts to share about their discussions, but I'll stick to one: talking about scary movies and how the monsters seem like there's nothing new to see. I immediately thought of John Carpenter's The Thing. The alien forms were fucking crazy. I kept hoping they'd mention that movie. But I saw it in a theater when it first came out in the 80s. It scared the shit out of me. Riding home, in a station wagon with like 6 other people -- I kept expecting somebody to Change. That was some fucked up shit. Great movie.
Talking about burt being out of control. I can’t believe in this day and age people still don’t realise alcohol is an addictive drug and it only gets worse
Something about this episode feels oddly rehearsed. Is it me or does it feel like they planned on talking to specific without saying their names? Like you know who you are stop stealing jokes. Usually the conversation sounds like Joe talking to anyone. For usually not being rehearsed the show flows well. There is like never awkward moments of silence. Joe was definitely made for this show.
1:14:31 bro just said you have a model that looks like shes the long snapper for the colts without even cracking a smile holy shit why did it have to be the long snapper 😂😂😂😂😂
It's the Spotify backlog getting uploaded. During the contract new episodes had to be exclusive to Spotify for the term length of the contract, now that the contracts terms have ended so has the excluvisity restriction. Thus we get the uploaded 'out of order' episodes
Toms story of how his dad saved someone from drowning is exactly what happened to me. One of those jet water slides pushed me right to the bottom of a deep deep pool when i was a kid. And my mom saved me. So crazy that happens a lot. Thank god for Toms dad and my mom!
"Go to the store, and ima make this soup... get six onions" 😂
And if you disagree, you’re poor little while later big dicks are bad for your health
RIP OUR FEEDS AND THANK YOU JOE FOR ALL OF US ON TH-cam 🥰🥰🥰
I hate the beginning of sweating, just like working in the rain. But once I'm soaked I'm good.
so true
Imagine working and being a poor in the pouring rain
When Tom says “we split a pizza” that’s code for spit-roasting an Italian boy.
😂😂😂
Sheesh
huhhh
No tf, creeper
A dry WINE to start and desert liquor to finish. 😂
The best comedians are the comedians that can tell stories.
Mostly stories...
This episode is amazing... if you can't sleep ! 4th time watching still haven't passed the 20 min mark.
I love seeing Joe fall out laughing his ass off 😂
What’s really hilarious is they have this exact same conversation about drowning with Ari and Bert during their last Sober October. SAME conversation 🤣🤣🤣
I thought the exact same thing!! It’s actually really crazy because I was watching the sober October episode the same days I watched this one, and I thought to myself wow Tom told the story on both? And I crazy? And then I was like oh yeah, he did because he’s missing Parts of the story lol
@@RS-lw2fo and also like, we all only have so much to say, we are bound to retell stories, god knows how many times i've repeated stories to my friends
Exactly. How many of us could talk as much as these guys and make a living off of it? Of course there's going to be some repeats.@@suttemussttittti2279
Jaime's computer is on Alpha Brain.
Ran into Tom outside a show in Vegas this past weekend. I just told him in passing “hey Tom big fan love your stuff”. He rolled his eyes and cruised on by.
What makes you think it’s believable Tom took the time to listen to you “in passing”, and then roll his eyes to you while you compliment him. Hard to believe probably didn’t even hear you.
@@brettph2641Ummm he called an airport worker a cu!? And then made fun of people for being poor...
Tom segura isn't funny in the slightest... Bert is funnier... jesus
@@DjBobbyRicksyou could not be more wrong
There was a girl that identified as a cat and the parents requested to place a litter box in each of her classes...nuts. The school declined this request. Soon after she went to home schooling.
My favorite podcast are the ones tom is on where he actually gets to speak. He's great on podcast.
He's such a fantastic storyteller. Sucks you right in and makes you laugh at unexpected points.
so pretty any podcast he does without Bert 😂
SHOUT OUT TO JAMIE!! PUTTING IN WORK BROTHER!!!
Jamie, I think it is time to to start having a video insert rather than just moving the camera to cover the TV. The TV always has a washed out image, the picture blooms in the white areas..
I believe it's the only way to avoid copyright
John Carpenters The Thing is probably one of my favorite monster movies. The fx are soooo good for its time
Joe don’t give a fuck he just dropped 75 episodes in a week 😂
Rogan is the best, great podcast!!! Great comedian!!
It's refreshing to get to hear Tom have a conversation without being interrupted by his R-worded wife or his narcissistic best friend.
Tom treats Rogan as an elder. Go back to the earlier episodes with Tina in them, Tom has always had the same attitude towards Rogan.
@iamjezuzchrist Total respect. Honestly, I can hardly get through recent episodes of YMH cause I just can't stand Christine. The episodes where he has the blow-up doll in her place were some of my favorites. And two bears has been a mess since the kool-aid episode. Hitlers tea cup was a great episode but Barts fucking seagull squeak is unbearable.
@robertdoherty821 Christine likes being ignorant. Doesn't make for the best content, but that's always been her role. It's just amplified nowadays. Money has a way of doing that.
Snowflake alert. The self censorship shows how weak you really are. They are just words not bullets. Lmao
@@robertdoherty821i haven't watched in about a year, whenever they did a few shows live at the nascar event - i was like "ooookay this jumped the shark."
I was so happy to get a notification that Joe uploaded until I saw who it was. I really hate it when I find a YTer or podcast that I enjoy and then you end up slowly watching them change into egotistical, entitled, self-righteous, braggart, who slowly starts to show their resentment of the fans that helped to build them up. Watch as they slowly become out of touch with the majority of their fan base and how that fan base is seriously struggling in today's world.
I'm sorry but I gotta skip this one Joe. I know my one little view doesn't amount to anything and I don't expect it to. Ya I'm leaving a comment which is engagement and that's cool. Joe deserves the engagement. So if I can't watch Tom the blow hard I can atleast leave a comment in support of JRE anyway.
Yeah, I'm sure Joe is unaware of your existence and will sleep just fine without your viewing.
I know what you're saying. Tom has gone to the level of some famous actor. I couldn't figure it out for a while. Schaub did it the fastest and most aggressive. I had to file Your Mom's House next to The Fighter and the Kid
I used to love Tom but now I can't afford it anymore to make any comments about him.....
Jamie banning any comment talking about Tom being a dickhead with tsa and normal people "poors" as he put it.
I was wondering where they all went
everytime i walked into a subway it smells the same as a pet store , down side no puppies
Idk if this is a new strat but every time a jre video pops up on my feed that I’ve clearly seen I’ve clicked on so this could be a new strat
Bert is the new Slurmz Mckenzie
I almost drown in the platte river in michigan last year....terrifing & awakining moment
Tom is so good in the new Snowpiercer series 😂😂😂
The blob scared me for life 😅
I like how they talked about stealing a bit and Joe is renown for calling people out for taking joke and Joe was chill about it
hit the like button if the ATF is gay
That's an insult to 🐓 suckers.
Fed
Sooooo ghey
Automatic transmission fluid it what?
😂 I don't know what you mean but if I know I did🎉
After my leg operation (Spiral fracture with a metal plate) I wasn't able to do front lunges without looking like a GIMP however I can do Backward Lunges if it helps you Tom.
I bought Toms book as soon as it came out. I recommend everyone to check it out.
Lmao goofy
@@michaelpelzek8882 If you CAN read you should still buy it.
IM SO CONFUSED WHEN THESE EPISODES WERE RELEASED, I NEED TO KNOWWW
If you scroll to the very bottom of the description, it has a "released date" which I believe is accurate.
Yeah, checking 1844 on Spotify...pretty much the same date as the YT "released" date. Give or take a day.
@UnicornGuts666 thank you! I was excited thinking some were new.
you have the internet
Are we getting every single episode?!!
Fuck the poors
Joe you’re FUCKING UP MY TH-cam FEED
He said to tell you "Your welcome" 💋
@@jasonbevelA*you're
@@winstonsmith11 He said to tell you "Your a twat" 😆
Omg, Wonderbread, Peanut butter and jelly is the best thing ever.
I worked for wonder bread and Sara Lee, they use a lot of sugar in the different recipes. Must is corn syrup, then some regular sugar, honey and molasses is also used in different amounts depending on bread
28:30 His inner Bill Burr is showing
This is so well done.
Spot doing joe dirty, he uploading all the hits to his tube lol
“ why do you have to add humor?”
Because you’re a comedian 😂
I LOVE watching joe rogans little brother! Let's go jeans!
NO MORE TAXES ON OVERTIME
Long snapper for for the colts is crazy
All I see is Joe Rogan on my feed
Are people that brain dead to not realize these are Spotify pods? 1st clue, Look at the episode # people. No common sense
Jamie carries the boats
Thank you Joe Rogan for blessing millions of peoples’ subscription feed for a day.
One of those few times you just have to hit the Like button before even watching
Authors quite often buy copies of their own book to hit the threshold of 5-10,000 books sold in one week to get on the NY Times best seller list to promote their book or their other career endeavors. It would of cost him under 200k to be able to be put on the NY Times best sellers list.
I made pizza for aliving amd we add sugar and salt in the dough
Oh thats awesome! Tom would call you a poor.
Nepobaby!
I’m one of those forklift drivers
joeys balls lmao
He will just do a "Fully Clothed" tour where he leaves his shirt on
Love this podcast episode.
So many thoughts to share about their discussions, but I'll stick to one: talking about scary movies and how the monsters seem like there's nothing new to see.
I immediately thought of John Carpenter's The Thing.
The alien forms were fucking crazy. I kept hoping they'd mention that movie. But I saw it in a theater when it first came out in the 80s. It scared the shit out of me. Riding home, in a station wagon with like 6 other people -- I kept expecting somebody to Change. That was some fucked up shit. Great movie.
Dam I need a Drink
We are comparing ourselves to surgeons now?
Well he got to talk about the book much longer than I expected before Joe took off on the insecurity rant
@8:42 LOL.
Idk why but the pic of Ari pissing in a bottle killed me😂😂😂
I've never laughed so hard at someone getting P on.
Tom is a sleeper cell he doesn't know it
That russian Handsome Squidward Joe showed Tom was fucking nutso
Nobodies stealing Toes jokes 😂😂
Anything Tom is an immediate changing of the video.
35:41 Ireland is NOT IN THE UK/BRITAIN. It's a completely separate country.
Memes are just poor people art 😂❤ 38:04
"grapefruit in an old lady's pantyhose"
18 beers are rookie numbers
my knee is hurting......
strain vampires are kind of like blade 2 . mutated
Jesus Christ Jamie we get it
Awesome
Talking about burt being out of control. I can’t believe in this day and age people still don’t realise alcohol is an addictive drug and it only gets worse
Everyone knows that they're just in denial
I have a crush on Tom.
My mother wrote a 17 page book and got it published just to make me feel bad for not paying attention to her
Jaimes computer is offline ...that boy going crazy
I have the strange ability to not know.I'm drunk until I can't read my phone Unless I close my eye
Is Ari asleep in the other room still?
Why are they re uploading old episodes every day?
You can get a discount if you buy more than two.
funniest comment of the pod. Being a standup in Russia. LOL
My kids were raised on Joe Rogan and now they all hate ranch dressing. Go figure.
Does joe use a different mic than 2 bears? Tom sounds like he has a lisp that I've never heard before on 2 bears
He wears something like a retainer now to undo the damage the mouthguard he wore to sleep for years lol
Uz lost me at working out 😂
Something about this episode feels oddly rehearsed. Is it me or does it feel like they planned on talking to specific without saying their names? Like you know who you are stop stealing jokes.
Usually the conversation sounds like Joe talking to anyone. For usually not being rehearsed the show flows well. There is like never awkward moments of silence. Joe was definitely made for this show.
tom secura
1:14:31 bro just said you have a model that looks like shes the long snapper for the colts without even cracking a smile holy shit why did it have to be the long snapper 😂😂😂😂😂
I was so confused
1:17:17 It's not fair that this 600 pound woman can shut down a buffet all by herself.
2:48:02 8-10 hours is just sleeping it off. If that’s a coma…. You finish the sentence… I can’t decide
It would be helpful to know when this was filmed.
Scroll to the bottom of the description. The date is in blue. July 13, 2022
@@buckeyegirl16Thank You
I can't watch this, too poor, I gotta wash my wash cloths
over mayo!😮
yeah me
0:40 Tom didn't write that book. He is short in the brain 😂
You make zero sense
Whaaat is going on. How come I'm not getting notified and why do these episodes have no views
TH-cam’s algorithm is all messed up and their alerts are all jacked up
It's the Spotify backlog getting uploaded. During the contract new episodes had to be exclusive to Spotify for the term length of the contract, now that the contracts terms have ended so has the excluvisity restriction. Thus we get the uploaded 'out of order' episodes
stranger things is nothing but derivative nostalgia
BIKES!