If the “stolen” grocery cart saga actually happened THE ONLY WAY IT HAPPENED is because someone took his cart, and shoved that cart of Cheetos, microwave dinners, and his wife’s boyfriends favorite beer into a storage area. I can see him being himself, and instead of catching a charge decided to just play the bigger game of making him crazy.
I was thinking the same thing. The way he talks to people that are legit viewers of his is insane. I mean it's pretty widespread that people talk shit behind a screen that they wouldn't irl, but this guy (like everything else) just takes it to a whole other level. And if it wasn't for people being able to make a living online, this guy just couldn't make it anywhere. Try going to any job and talking to people like this, and you're gonna be gone real real quick.
“Literally I havent done anything bad in the last five years so nobody can criticize anything recent about me” Paraphrasing, from him bitching about Turkey Tom
Considering how he acts online, I think in his mind he was being nice when he wasn't. Dude was toxic af and thinking that was nice. Guy is a wild animal.
Yeah I believe this. His tremendously huge ego wouldn't allow his godly presence to be touched by mere mortals. Or at least let anybody know it. I hate him, I really do
>Has IT Issues >"Anyone with IT brains please help" >People with a genuine ounce of help/knowledge in them offer him advice for free when usually this shit would go for a hundred or so >"None of y'all know what the fuck you are talking about, god you suck" Reminds me of an old Depression-era story. Farmer gets sick one day and his wife told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Him thinking she was insane goes "Woman, you don't know shit, I am getting a doctor". He goes to the doctor who charged him for the visit and told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Some people will only learn the hard way and Phil is just one of those people.
The guy who visited Seattle for 5 days probably does know more about the city than phil, he never leaves his house and doesn't leave his town that isn't even in Seattle
So, DSP's logic is as follows: 1. Don't take the advise of someone who has a degree and experience with the subject matter 2. Make fun of the person and call them an idiot because you take offense to someone knowing more than you do 3. Passively aggressively offend the person while professing to your audience about how nice you are actually being to him 4. Berate the person until they ultimately clap back and call you out for being a beggar 5. Ban the person from chat and ultimately declare yourself the victor of the argument while vilifying the person as being just another idiot detractor because he called you out for being exactly what you are 6. Complain to the world about how everyone is mean to you just because you are better than they are at everything
I remember Pigtits complaining that his wife is too sick to do the laundry and that he's FORCED to wear PJ pants, this man baby couldnt do the laundry for sick sick wife/mommy lol
Didn't want to restart the modem cause he feared loosing his stream, even though restarting the modem is one of the first steps in any troubleshooting issue when it comes to internet connection. I bet that's exactly what the cable tech did when he arrived and fixed the issue.
It's content for him. Even his Complaining about his internet connection and berating people that want to help him is more entertaining (though disgusting) than his actual gameplay streams lol
I'm sure Philip Burnell paid a tech $75 to come to his house and tell him that. It's why he was so tight lipped about how he fixed his internet. He called people stupid for suggesting the thing the tech probably tried in the first 5 minutes of entering the snort fort.
Almost all of Phil's problems stem back to his inability to react to things calmly and nice. Any little deviation is met with toxicity and in turn creates toxicity towards him.
Phil Snortnell has rotted my brain completely. Stared for two seconds at the "two red circles" in the thumbnail trying to find what it was pointing at before realizing....
Don’t get angry at Phil, just enjoy the continuous decline and the inevitable move back across the country to his parents, just imagine the humiliation 😌
0:33 the thirty seconds up to this point is all you need to know about DSP. he insults somebody out of the blue, and then in the next sentence says “i was trying to be nice”
12:34 "My life is Hard Mode enough" The man who is 'happier now' than he has ever been (great DoorDash compilation and TF was with the intensity of that Amazon delivery?)
Even without driving or biking, that walk to the store would be not even a half hour. If it's something a person really needs, he wouldn't care about the transit and just get it. Like holy shit.....
“I dunno what to say guys. We tried.” “I’m not doing that. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re an idiot.” It’s so infuriating it’s hilarious.😂
"My life is hard-mode enough" Wait until retirement comes Phil. You don't take care of your body, you don't save, and you treat your supporters like crap. Where is your retirement income gonna come from Philbert?
That invite for recommendations to fix his Internet, followed by Dave dismissing every single input, then thanking everyone for spending 2 hours and saying that’s he’s tried everything is just something else. Pretty much Dave’s entire life summed up, right there. 😂
Lmao I remember during peak covid I went to walgreens to get me and my girlfriend who were sick vitamins and vicks rub even though I was sick as well I still put on my mask,kept my distance, and used hand sanitizer because im the man of the house and im not relyin on Amazon to get my GF the medicine she needs
Everything is just an excuse for Phil to do whatever self-centered thing he wants and call everyone idiots. He does it every stream. If the words "stupid" and "idiot" were banned he'd lose half his vocabulary.
I love how you take snippets of truth to tergiverse reality, how conveniently you focus on moments of weakness and leave out all the moments of greatness and the thousands of hours of free quality khantent that DSP produces to create your drama videos. Keep up the good work.
Rebsi with another banger Dsp is his own worst enemy And the result of his actions That's what u get "working" "your" "dream" "job" u don't interact with people in the real world and feel isolated and untouchable, give him a day in the real world and his illusion would break to pieces at the very first moment when he will interact with someone like he does on the internet, it's too late for him, once the shit hits the fan he will have no one to blame but himself, and I couldn't give a shit less
I've never seen anyone as deplorable and scummy as DSP. Literally the worst qualities of a human being. Even mass murderers and psychotic dictators have had SOME redeeming qualities/humanity at some point or another, but Phil is something else entirely.
13:50 "I'll apologize because I'm the bigger man" How can you come off as an asshole even when you're apologizing? Bro DSP is not a real person. He can't be.
Oh thats why Phil said “And then a troll fucks with your internet and fucks you over” Cause he talked shit to a network expert who turned around and DDosed him.
Phil:Stahp it right now, you’re derailing muh stream Banned! Also Phil:Derails his own stream by being the complete opposite of what he lies about being
He gets mad at randos but some moron who gave him 5$ once spama the same thing every 10 secons and hes fine. It's like he feels threatened by people who arent losers.
Man. If the dents give their money so willingly to someone who berates and degrades them, imagine how much they’d give to someone who doesn’t. They can give me their money and I’d call them all winners. Phil stops getting money and everyone’s happy. Win, win.
13:10 is absolutely amazing. Completely over the top insults the guy and shits on him then when told read the comment incorrectly, he makes it about himself being a man for "apologizing" and then throws a pity party about him feeling overly scrutinized. The dude seriously has zero irredeemable quality's about him, if he were at least clever or funny that would be at least *_something_*
SlowBeef, RGBeef, what is it with all of these guys with “beef” in their name felting the piggy? At this rate you’ll see ‘beef’ on the banned words list in no time.
WoW. This “person” really needs to experience an extremely painful, albeit temporary, life lesson. Like really. He could never get away with this if he wasn’t able to hide in his “office” behind a screen. The real world would learn him a most invaluable lesson of the most conventional kind. I could not say he wouldn’t deserve it.
"I tried to be nice to RGBeef" DSP actually 4 seconds later... > "You don't know what you're saying, shut up, I want you to shut off, quiet it down, I don't want to see you talking, last chance to stop being stupid"
OMG we have the same wifi passwords! Mine is also ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK I mean what are the chances? lmao.. Great video once again! hope to see more and more!
The reason he never goes anywhere is because if he did, he’d need new teeth and he doesn’t have any dental insurance.
Because he’s a coward, he’s truly afraid that someone might kick his ass…and that would be 100% deserved
If the “stolen” grocery cart saga actually happened THE ONLY WAY IT HAPPENED is because someone took his cart, and shoved that cart of Cheetos, microwave dinners, and his wife’s boyfriends favorite beer into a storage area. I can see him being himself, and instead of catching a charge decided to just play the bigger game of making him crazy.
Funny you think he’ll act like this in person
@@Dutchmaster707 I don’t think anyone thinks he’d act the way he does on camera in person. I think people are saying the exact opposite
I was thinking the same thing. The way he talks to people that are legit viewers of his is insane. I mean it's pretty widespread that people talk shit behind a screen that they wouldn't irl, but this guy (like everything else) just takes it to a whole other level.
And if it wasn't for people being able to make a living online, this guy just couldn't make it anywhere. Try going to any job and talking to people like this, and you're gonna be gone real real quick.
"My life is hard enough!" -Man-baby who rolls out of bed at 10am every day to play video-games poorly in his pajamas.
jammies are professional attire for businessmen like phil
It’s so easy to hate Phil he earns it all every day
He fancies himself an expert on everything but has the life experience and skills of a grade schooler.
Literally. Every. Single. Day.
15 years of failure….i’m sorry decline.
The only thing he’s ever actually earned
You have to be a Derich to not hate DSP or a creep like OIC.
Yes those are two very different beings.
If anyone is confused.. these weren't clipped over years.. all happened within 3 weeks.
“Literally I havent done anything bad in the last five years so nobody can criticize anything recent about me”
Paraphrasing, from him bitching about Turkey Tom
Yeah this was all post sickness, so like around Halloween. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving for reference.
Phil is always the smartest guy in the room! Until his cat walks in.
RGBeef was perfectly civil and Phil was way outta line
"I tried to be nice" he says. Jfc
Considering how he acts online, I think in his mind he was being nice when he wasn't. Dude was toxic af and thinking that was nice. Guy is a wild animal.
He acts like a manchild while others are civil. Manchildren dont like being contradicted or being told no
Classic philis
He probably can't even make eye contact in person but he's a bitchy little passive aggressive tough boy online
"Not hendheld" my guy, Sony uses you as a litmus test to se if they made the game handholdy enough to be idiot proof
Congrats on making me want to punch dave in the face even harder. I didnt think that was possible 😂
I wanted to say this on so many other videos. I couldn't agree with you more. All kidding Aside I truly believe that's what he needs.
@@JJsiN84if someone punched him irl he’d be all over his stream saying “you should’ve seen the other guy”
He'd probably say he fell down the stairs instead of even admitting someone harmed him 🤣
Yeah I believe this. His tremendously huge ego wouldn't allow his godly presence to be touched by mere mortals. Or at least let anybody know it. I hate him, I really do
I want to tattoo his forehead.
it will never stop baffling me that people give this guy money
They get off of dsp’s insultings, it’s like a sexual fetish to them. He’s literally the equivalent of a only fans bimbo
People who feel bad and want to help(big mistake enabling him) and people who are like dsp
Unfortunately there are people who actually feel a kinship with DSP because they are just as rotten as he is.
ppl are stuckin foopid
Honestly you have to be pretty low on the social scale to donate to phill
>Has IT Issues
>"Anyone with IT brains please help"
>People with a genuine ounce of help/knowledge in them offer him advice for free when usually this shit would go for a hundred or so
>"None of y'all know what the fuck you are talking about, god you suck"
Reminds me of an old Depression-era story. Farmer gets sick one day and his wife told him to drink flaxseed lemonade. Him thinking she was insane goes "Woman, you don't know shit, I am getting a doctor". He goes to the doctor who charged him for the visit and told him to drink flaxseed lemonade.
Some people will only learn the hard way and Phil is just one of those people.
Actually, Phil will never as long as his cult bails him out.
@@MarquisLeary34I think he even admitted that in the hour long rant after he saw Turkey Tom spot on impersonation of him.
WRONG!!! He won’t learn anything ever, deboonked
Got the balls to say he tried all the suggestions he shot them all down in a smug arrogant way
Refuses to even update his drivers or reset the router 😂
Phil’s the man
I got a TH-cam rate this comments. Gave you outstanding remarks!
@@TheDrizzle56 thats just him scared that it will break. thats why he refused to upgrade pc to windows 11.
Damn, Phil really went hard on this one. No way he would ever say any of this to someone in person
This series is goated. Keep exposing this rat for what he is.
Calling that complete waste of oxygen a “rat” is very insulting to the rats
The guy who visited Seattle for 5 days probably does know more about the city than phil, he never leaves his house and doesn't leave his town that isn't even in Seattle
So, DSP's logic is as follows:
1. Don't take the advise of someone who has a degree and experience with the subject matter
2. Make fun of the person and call them an idiot because you take offense to someone knowing more than you do
3. Passively aggressively offend the person while professing to your audience about how nice you are actually being to him
4. Berate the person until they ultimately clap back and call you out for being a beggar
5. Ban the person from chat and ultimately declare yourself the victor of the argument while vilifying the person as being just another idiot detractor because he called you out for being exactly what you are
6. Complain to the world about how everyone is mean to you just because you are better than they are at everything
But, but, but he's "Staying out of the drama". SNORT!
I remember Pigtits complaining that his wife is too sick to do the laundry and that he's FORCED to wear PJ pants, this man baby couldnt do the laundry for sick sick wife/mommy lol
PIGTITS haha love it
Old dsp lore:
When he was with pandalee. She was sick and stayed home in bed. When he went to break he woke her up to make him dinner
Absolutely irredeemable. Dude isn't human, I swear.
“But then she did some laundry so I jumped right on it and scooped up some fresh clothes”
In my mind, like to think RGB is the comcast worker that started resetting Phil's router.
He deserves it 100%, and RBG is a hero for it.
Win the lottery or witness DSP get comeuppance.
"The latter. 100000x the latter."
Didn't want to restart the modem cause he feared loosing his stream, even though restarting the modem is one of the first steps in any troubleshooting issue when it comes to internet connection. I bet that's exactly what the cable tech did when he arrived and fixed the issue.
Yep and then he said that he can now easily fix it, hmmm the fix was probably the first step
It's content for him. Even his Complaining about his internet connection and berating people that want to help him is more entertaining (though disgusting) than his actual gameplay streams lol
I'm sure Philip Burnell paid a tech $75 to come to his house and tell him that. It's why he was so tight lipped about how he fixed his internet. He called people stupid for suggesting the thing the tech probably tried in the first 5 minutes of entering the snort fort.
The age old have you tried turning it on and off again?
Almost all of Phil's problems stem back to his inability to react to things calmly and nice. Any little deviation is met with toxicity and in turn creates toxicity towards him.
How you react to problems with tech reveals your true character.
Another masterpiece really capturing the pig roach essence lmao keep it going
Wait, he eats dinner at 4:30pm? Is he fucking 70?
Phil Snortnell has rotted my brain completely. Stared for two seconds at the "two red circles" in the thumbnail trying to find what it was pointing at before realizing....
Oh its an 8. Dang it I thought it was circles too.
Yeah i was looking at the cabinet behind the circles going i dont see anything whats being pointed out lol
Phil can't turn his phone into an access point.
My elderly mom can do this.
Don’t get angry at Phil, just enjoy the continuous decline and the inevitable move back across the country to his parents, just imagine the humiliation 😌
I think this swine would rather beg to the grave than take that option
That was torture. I need a cigarette after watching this.
Same
me too I don't even smoke
Here ya go. **gives you a pack**
He hates his fans but loves their money.
The sad violin music really brings this piece together.
0:33 the thirty seconds up to this point is all you need to know about DSP. he insults somebody out of the blue, and then in the next sentence says “i was trying to be nice”
Dude definitely had a stroke from all that begging
I would never pay a grown man to play dress up.
12:34 "My life is Hard Mode enough"
The man who is 'happier now' than he has ever been
(great DoorDash compilation and TF was with the intensity of that Amazon delivery?)
Dave complaining about groceries and cat food for an hour is a podcast
Even without driving or biking, that walk to the store would be not even a half hour. If it's something a person really needs, he wouldn't care about the transit and just get it. Like holy shit.....
Phil is the embodiment of the cowardly troll stereotype. Lol
And yet, if you insult him he’ll get so upset and bitchy
just like a lil girl lol
“I dunno what to say guys. We tried.”
“I’m not doing that. You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re an idiot.”
It’s so infuriating it’s hilarious.😂
Phil's "job" is what other people do to relax AFTER they get home from a real job.
Try and think of ONE single positive trait or thing Phil has done over these 15 years on TH-cam. I can't think of anything
Detractor videos?
He’s given us hundreds of good laughs.
Made me feel better about not being him
19:04 In which case, you’ve won a TON of stupid prizes.
"My life is hard-mode enough"
Wait until retirement comes Phil. You don't take care of your body, you don't save, and you treat your supporters like crap. Where is your retirement income gonna come from Philbert?
His parents, when they die and he gets everything in the will.
Dsp is the Hassan of gaming
Lol I agree there the worst 🤣.
That invite for recommendations to fix his Internet, followed by Dave dismissing every single input, then thanking everyone for spending 2 hours and saying that’s he’s tried everything is just something else.
Pretty much Dave’s entire life summed up, right there. 😂
Lmao I remember during peak covid I went to walgreens to get me and my girlfriend who were sick vitamins and vicks rub even though I was sick as well I still put on my mask,kept my distance, and used hand sanitizer because im the man of the house and im not relyin on Amazon to get my GF the medicine she needs
Everything is just an excuse for Phil to do whatever self-centered thing he wants and call everyone idiots. He does it every stream. If the words "stupid" and "idiot" were banned he'd lose half his vocabulary.
The "ACKACKACK" connection name was an A+ joke.
I love how you take snippets of truth to tergiverse reality, how conveniently you focus on moments of weakness and leave out all the moments of greatness and the thousands of hours of free quality khantent that DSP produces to create your drama videos. Keep up the good work.
It’s hard to tell if your being sarcastic, I hope you are…
@@thefury4424 It's a direct quote from the roach XD
@@MotivationExMe ahh, that’s why it sounds so stupid haha
Dood, P.P. Burnell INVENTED the lets play genre! Show some respeckt *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT* sound good?@@thefury4424
@@thefury4424he almost had me in the first half too dude
Dsp is like a shortened version of desperate
And you can't spell desperate without DSP 😂
Rebsi with another banger
Dsp is his own worst enemy
And the result of his actions
That's what u get "working" "your" "dream" "job" u don't interact with people in the real world and feel isolated and untouchable, give him a day in the real world and his illusion would break to pieces at the very first moment when he will interact with someone like he does on the internet, it's too late for him, once the shit hits the fan he will have no one to blame but himself, and I couldn't give a shit less
What chill, fun positivity.
To be fair you do need a business degree to understand how Phil simultaneously does and doesn't want help.
Wonders why he doesn't get growth or constant donations but then consistently treats his viewers like they're trash after asking for their help
LAG..LAG..LAG =Lost Again by Gout. 😁😆😆😆
I've never seen anyone as deplorable and scummy as DSP. Literally the worst qualities of a human being. Even mass murderers and psychotic dictators have had SOME redeeming qualities/humanity at some point or another, but Phil is something else entirely.
And to think, he makes six figures a year and blows $11,000 in a month on a WWE mobile game. Wild, isn't it?
@@Snake452006 well not 10k a month but still a lot. His income per month is around 10k
Thanks for this compilation 🙂👍
How would he know anything thats happening in Seattle when he never leaves that office?
13:50 "I'll apologize because I'm the bigger man"
How can you come off as an asshole even when you're apologizing? Bro DSP is not a real person. He can't be.
Oh thats why Phil said “And then a troll fucks with your internet and fucks you over”
Cause he talked shit to a network expert who turned around and DDosed him.
Thanks Rebsi. I love your vids!
The amount of times he screams shut up at people in his chat is wild dude. No grown man should ever acr like this. It's crazy.
The hovis music as he's flailing around pc tech issues sent me 😂
GHWET FHAWKKED
14:20 - the irony of ironically speaking
RGbeef is controlling DSPs internet now LOL piggy got what he deserves. this is why you don't shit on people who have power over you!
When you included a demo of turning on an iOS hotspot I lost my shit
This creator has the soul of a tech desk worker, that was scathing
Phil:Stahp it right now, you’re derailing muh stream Banned!
Also Phil:Derails his own stream by being the complete opposite of what he lies about being
Big fan of this series
He still holds the crown, as the King Of Hate
He gets mad at randos but some moron who gave him 5$ once spama the same thing every 10 secons and hes fine. It's like he feels threatened by people who arent losers.
8:41 probably the hardest I’ve laughed in a very very long time watching a detractor video bravo
I think God put phil on earth to be an example of what not to be.
Wonderful editing. Great content. The first 20 seconds had me on the floor 😅
Man. If the dents give their money so willingly to someone who berates and degrades them, imagine how much they’d give to someone who doesn’t. They can give me their money and I’d call them all winners. Phil stops getting money and everyone’s happy. Win, win.
Imagine having your head dented in so hard that you give money to this guy.
13:10 is absolutely amazing. Completely over the top insults the guy and shits on him then when told read the comment incorrectly, he makes it about himself being a man for "apologizing" and then throws a pity party about him feeling overly scrutinized. The dude seriously has zero irredeemable quality's about him, if he were at least clever or funny that would be at least *_something_*
And he wonders why no one stays lol. What a joke
SlowBeef, RGBeef, what is it with all of these guys with “beef” in their name felting the piggy? At this rate you’ll see ‘beef’ on the banned words list in no time.
Loved your little tutorial showing how to mobile hotspot and your pasword being ackackackack.
The more I see of him the more I wish him nothing but the worst.
Dude really said "no i will not try turning it off and on again"
That's literally the most basic fix ever, I was astounded when I saw that clip. What a complete and utter joke he is.
This guy expects people to give him money every day... but treats those people like this?? No wonder people have this viseral hatered for this man.
This made me laugh so hard I almost cried. Also, iykyk. Big ups lads.
WoW. This “person” really needs to experience an extremely painful, albeit temporary, life lesson. Like really. He could never get away with this if he wasn’t able to hide in his “office” behind a screen. The real world would learn him a most invaluable lesson of the most conventional kind.
I could not say he wouldn’t deserve it.
No. Give him permanent pain.
@@MaztRPwn the lesson is temporary but the pain is forever. Yes.
"I tried to be nice to RGBeef"
DSP actually 4 seconds later...
> "You don't know what you're saying, shut up, I want you to shut off, quiet it down, I don't want to see you talking, last chance to stop being stupid"
Keep shaking the hornets nest. And the bite will show your problems.
Phil can't read. Good to know.
The way he treated RGBeef is the reason why I unsubscribed from DSP!
I'm still surprised Kat is still with him. the hell does she see in a deadbeat like him to not leave?
Food + housing = cows best dream
He might be bad but his parents are worse
OMG we have the same wifi passwords! Mine is also ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK I mean what are the chances? lmao.. Great video once again! hope to see more and more!
brilliant use of dvorak!
check out maybe villa lobos bachiana brasileira no 5 for the next one
dsp is the old lady version of dante from clerks
Phil needs to understand there is always a dude on reddit who has all the answers
Its amazing that DarksydePhilth hasnt stuck
what's the name of the song playing in the background? sounds nice, especially at 6:45.
Dvořák - Symphony No. 9 in E Minor "From the New World" - II. Largo (Karajan)
@@Rebsi_ Thanks, and happy new year!
4:00 I don't know why that sounded like the North Korean version of Arirang interlude to me😅. Was that intentional?
*Y AM I TOXIC?!*
12:32
I'm not saying anything. It speaks for itself.
Another Philth Masterpiece!
I love these videos so much