I'm really not that much of a lush... or even soda lush, but I've mastered the art of down-tapping a bottlecap onto another bottle. Just a clean downward stroke and TINK! the cap flies right off.
Here's the fastest way I've found to open a bottle. Light is a particle which acts like a wave. If light is concentrated enough, it can open a bottle. I simply use the sun and a few lenses/mirrors to bend and condense its rays into a tight upward beam. Then, I put the lid into its path and voila. Bottles opened at the speed of light.
I wanted to make this same video so I went around my apartment opening bottles with all kinds of stuff. Paper folded over many times is a cool trick. also opening a bottle with another bottle.
Think of a world where bottle openers don't exist and all of our drinks come in glass bottle, the only logical thing to do is take an everyday item and either pry or hit the cap and spilling it almost every time
has anyone saw wat the book was called on 1:59 it literally says go the fuck to sleep I'm not joking that is literally wat the book is called that he used
I have found in my early years the seat belt from any 75 to 80s caddy gives the perfect leverage almost shaped like a bareback church key works just as well.
I just did it with a butter knife.. just pried slowly on opposite sides until it came off... didn't want to break the bottle or hurt my finger by slamming or hitting it, my middle finger is already sprained so I had to be extra careful.
Oh shit I lost my bottle opener, well good thing I have a mY FUCKING SWORD
same
I have multiple swords. I'm also 13. what the fuck is wrong with me.
Marcus Octavius are they all katanas? if so, then you might have a problem
You are so strange! a unique being... like anyone else! xDDxdxXzZxDDD
Maxwell Chen i have 2 Thai Ninja swords, Sting from Lotr and i have a master sword on the way
How to wake up 101
1. Wake up
2 Put on ur pants 1 leg at a time
3. Open a beer bottle with a cowbell
4. go on with your day
nah nah nah just read go the f**k to sleep
@@rafalswiniarski3866 BAD WORD REPORTING
Need more cowbell.
as an alcoholic anything can open a bottle if you try hard enough.
+
Even my asshole?
+Granny Tuna if you want the beer badly enough
+Jaded Lion Ok, then I'll be right back
The whole world is a bottle opener
Caps in the US open much easier than in europe
Yes actually. I would have liked to see them open a supermalt bottle, it acts like it's glued on or something.
same here in asia too
Not to mention a few twist-top bottles in there.
I highly doubt the tissue box one would really work on a newly sealed bottle.....
Phaidon verras Napo safety videos are made there
the egg got me😂
XD
same lmaooo
+HouseholdHacker yes same here same here
Same here lol
ikr
no opener, fine I have my handcuffs...
69 likes
i need that "go the f**k to sleep" book lol
IKR XD
XD where did he get it tho
lol I've seen it before I think
It's a video
Search go the f**k to sleep by Samuel l Jackson on TH-cam
the audio book is better. it's narrated by samuel l jackson.
HowToBasic would've opened the bottle with the egg...
Editing tricks DO come in handy... 😏 Then again, if it's an ostrich egg then I might believe it...
I love how he basically said what i was thinking a quarter through this
"How to open a bottle, apply force under the ridge with any solid edge"
Lucky you didn't chip the edge of the rim of the toilet bowl.
Are you having a party, that's alot of bottles
There's always a party in the TH-cam household.
+HouseholdHacker OMG, I CANT BELIEVE YOU RESPOND. IM SO HAPPY
Party time!
+HouseholdHacker Good one.
Do life hackers on hair
I don't have a bottle opener and this video gave me the motivation to make anything into a bottle opener. I used a 3.75mm crochet hook and a spoon.
1:57 I'm dying where did u get that? XD
I didn't even notice the book title :D Thank you man.
Search go the f**k to sleep on by Samuel l Jackson
It's night time son, go the fuck to sleep, not the book son
Lul
haha very funny
I'm really not that much of a lush... or even soda lush, but I've mastered the art of down-tapping a bottlecap onto another bottle. Just a clean downward stroke and TINK! the cap flies right off.
1. Go in fullscreen and pause
2.Type "awesome"
3.Play
4.Like if worked
Hmmm... It's not gonna work anyway, but I'll try.
Ouch, it turned the progress meter from red to seizure-colored... Liked.
Awesome
wasn't that awesome, but it was interesting.
Im epileptic, u piece of shit.
Here's your like.
For some reason my cap doesn't pop
Need to pop a cap? Glock 17.
best comment I've ever seen
Not inaccurate actually. The case ejection opening on many different firearms actually works great as a bottle opener.
Timothy Boyette 9mm are just as effective and widely used, readily available, cheap.
+wtblack5 Well that must be easy for you then...
M9 Baretta.
the first few bottles he opened were twist tops lol
0:04 how to basic all over again
Lol
Jagvir Rathore
Here, let me just grab my old unused bicycle seat from out of my garage 😂
imagine how many bottles they had to buy
17.
+ExtBjDicer koch party popper
+ExtBjDicer koch 18. The intro
+RandomTH-camr 20.thehalfwaytro
ways to crack open a cold one with the boys.
What? The egg didn't work? That's weird, it always works for me. 😜
The fails were funny. :)
Oh, stop your boasting about having an ostrich egg to open your bottles on. 🙄😜
You wonder what happened to all of the drinks he opened... next video will be a hangover vlog.
Nate there soda’s....
It's Fanta, a soft drink. Created by the German back in WW2.
Nate they were fanta wich is soda
Only like three of them were alcohol
Never drink soda, kid. You'll get stopped by the cops someday for drunk driving or public intoxication or something like that. 😂😉
He used a sword.....very safe.
A foam sword. Extremely Safe.
+HouseholdHacker. hi mate
+HouseholdHacker a foam master sword
Probably safe
Omg it's a foam sword!😂😂😂😂😂😂 look carefully
+HouseholdHacker Safety is no. one priority, oops wrong channel
I watched this at night 1:56
I was waiting for someone to comment about that
Go the fuck to sleep
Bruh that scared me when he smashed the bottle against the toilet xD
+Abdullah Ali yet you won't use a sword to open a bottle...
+Abdullah Ali OOOOOH... BURN.
ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE ECKS DEE
same
Yeah lol
Why so many dislikes?
They tried the toilet "trick."
+HouseholdHacker Hey man! Don't worry about the haters. Your channel is super awesome and I hope to see many more awesome vids. Keep up the good work!
+HouseholdHacker Lmao dead 😂
+HouseholdHacker XD that was sick
This is stupidest video which I have ever seen
Here's an easy one. Use your teeth, 9.73 out of 10 dentist agree it's your best option
;)))))))))
No joke,that's what i use.
Im wondering the quality of those 9 dentists ...
+TheCitedAviator they were some awesome cheap dentist, that might explain
TntCat5 hmmmmmmmm
Opening with screw really worked bro👍😁❤️
I have that exact sword
Please post more! This is my favorite channel!
Here's the fastest way I've found to open a bottle. Light is a particle which acts like a wave. If light is concentrated enough, it can open a bottle. I simply use the sun and a few lenses/mirrors to bend and condense its rays into a tight upward beam. Then, I put the lid into its path and voila. Bottles opened at the speed of light.
theflamingpi it worked i open my beer up with the refrigerator door frame
I wanted to make this same video so I went around my apartment opening bottles with all kinds of stuff. Paper folded over many times is a cool trick. also opening a bottle with another bottle.
how to basic in the beginning
Yes,,
You can tell he's in training because he only broke one egg
+OM G welcome to TH-cam, kid
+OM G he's not crazy And psychopathic just doing it for views and laughs
OM G if ur parents are monitoring everything u do then u should get off the internet kid
Ended up having to use a vice on my hubbie's workbench to open a cap on an apple cider bottle. Thanks for the inspiration!!
You know your teeth work great for opening a bottle
+Bob Le in my trips to Mexico I've seen many do it and there teeth are fine, but still freaks me out lol
+Eddie Ornelas same my dad did it once and it looked so wierd
I used to do it with my teeth until it started weakening it
Might break teeth but good one
chipped my tooth
I've seen a million of these bottle cap vids but this one is the best for sure!
I just used a bottle of ibuprofen to open a beer. Thanks I would have never thought to use that.
Tried the egg method and it actually worked , ty
So, you're telling me nearly anything that's hard enough can open a bottlecap?
...Alright, how about something we didn't know?
17 Crazy Ways to Spill your entire beer out over the Table
For at least the Goody blue pop one, an alternate method would have been to screw it off... ;)
Does your cooler say "PEE BEER"? Oh my.
EDIT: realised that it's "FREE BEER". Thanks, TH-cam playback speed.
Or just go buy a bottle opener. It's like 1$ at rite aid or walmart.com
The video said without a bottle opener....
Go the fuck to sleep
Think of a world where bottle openers don't exist and all of our drinks come in glass bottle, the only logical thing to do is take an everyday item and either pry or hit the cap and spilling it almost every time
You work for Walmart don't you . Shameless advertisers
but that's boring
Omfg thank you my high heels actually worked, now for my new party trick hahahah
Half of those bottles were screw-capped.. xD
"Hahahah, maybe you shouldn't have done thaat!" - Captain Hindsight strikes again! :O
This makes opening a bottle as easy as counting to 123.
It took me 10 minutes to open my coke bottle with the belt but as soon as I had the sweet taste of victory it was worth it. Thanks dude!
Get the bottom of a lighter and push it up against the bottle
This was great. Best video I saw on this.
Drunk Haxx
This is so sarcastic I love it!
I don't need to finish watching.
I'm going to use eggs from now on~
You should really finish the video.
Thanks lol. I just watched this & used a spoon to open my beer bottle.
go to your nearest cocaine dealer and ask to borrow his 12 gauge
Robot4092 you can just ask me....... or any other guy who cares about protecting his family and home......
yes
The thumbnail is so convincing
Everyone has handcuffs in their house but not a bottle opener lmao
When i used the book one, i fell asleep lol
Lol opening a bottle with a power bank actually worked, thanks!
has anyone saw wat the book was called on 1:59 it literally says go the fuck to sleep I'm not joking that is literally wat the book is called that he used
Yeah it's a popular meme.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/go-the-fuck-to-sleep
it says go the fuck to sleep
If you want there is an audio version on TH-cam read by Morgan Freeman and another by Samuel L Jackson
Wow is that literally what it says? Holy shit!
+Alex Oak I know right
You do what you did with the toilet at the beginning. Then you have just a few drops. All you need is one LOL. And one like!
Or just put part of your shirt between your hand and the cap and turn it.
Not all bottles are turnable
All bottles are able to be turned, all bottle caps however, are not.
I still open non-turnable caps with my hands
As a former law enforcement explorer I used the handcuff method using my own handcuffs and it works.😎
SHOUT OUT TO MY FELLOW COSTCO CULT MEMBER! #KIRKLAND4LYFE
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
+HouseholdHacker Wooh your awesome
Went all around the house looking for things to open my bottle with...... Found my bottle opener 🤣🤣
ask your mama to help you
I lost my bottle opener, so I'll just use this sword I have laying around.
100 way's to pop a can
i only like the ways in which not even a single drop gets wasted
How 'bout going to the store and buying a bottle opener?
I suddently want to drink a FANTA™... dunno why
1. keys didnt work. 2. Spoon is bent. 3. screw driver didnt work. 4. finger is bleeding. 5. my coca cola bottle is still unopened.
"Go the f**k to sleep"
I'm actually dead
A bottle opener!
Aw dang I don't a bottle opener I'll just SLAM THE BOTTLE ONTO MY TOILET SEAT.
The key worked just fine. Thank you
You’re welcome. :)
i love the egg alarm joke.hahaha
i open my bottles like a normal guy with a chainsaw
I loved the children book used in this video. It's a classic for reading with your kids at night before bed.
Do you have a bottle opener?
No, but I think I have a spare bike seat somewhere....
yeah...nobody's using my heels to open their beer
Q: What other methods do you use to open a bottle?
A: A bottle opener.
I don't know what you're talking about- the egg method works perfectly for me
1:56 morgana persona 5 book
I tend to just use my teeth or you know shake it up and give it to someone else to open , gets opened and pretty funny watching them jump back
Him: How about a cantaloupe? Cant-a-nope.
Me, an intellectual: How about a cantaloupe? Can't-elope.
Just enjoy the joke 😂😂😂
0:03 me when I don't have a bottle opener
LOL thanks the first one worked.
Why would you even open your beer at a toilet bowl?😂😂
axe. phone. another bottle. boombox. guitar.
i love this channel sm 😂❣
Cool no bottle opener so I tried the belt method...after about 3 or 4 tries it worked. THANKS!!! lol I'm a regular MacGyver now.! 😆
I have found in my early years the seat belt from any 75 to 80s caddy gives the perfect leverage almost shaped like a bareback church key works just as well.
1:57 why does the book look like it's says "go the fuck to sleep" XD
i found the best solution at 11 second :D thanks!
I can't believe this video was actually fun and educational I was looking for the most dumbest videos
open a beer with another beer.
I just did it with a butter knife.. just pried slowly on opposite sides until it came off... didn't want to break the bottle or hurt my finger by slamming or hitting it, my middle finger is already sprained so I had to be extra careful.
do any handcuffs work? i have handcuffs with the Hinges to hold someone down if they actually break in.