@@ballisticsharinganninja6258 That's all its good for. Take into account the average street fight just has mindless swinging and Karate is a style where you require space to pull off moves.
@@comfortablepeasant8359 that's UFC you not pulling any of that off in a small bar or crowd in public when other dude only wants to get up close and swing all over the place
As a dominant guy who does his best to try to get as muscular as possible; I was hurt, insulted and disheartened by them teasing me about how small I was. (Though it was hilarious how unintentional their insults were and it is good to laugh at yourself.) Though I don’t mind the attention I was trying to find a way to convince them to train me how to fight in my head.
@@greycryoclasm1350 I think that is the point. They are a warrior culture, coddling does not really fit in with their ethos. But they are also communal. You may not be up to specs but if you put the effort in, they will guide you.
Whoa... holy fuck. I did not expect to find you here at all. Wow, what a lucky find. I’m used to seeing you in One Piece videos! lol My wonderful friend who’s about 6’2” could be considered an amazon; I’m more muscular than her since I workout on a daily basis, but she’s naturally well-built and super attractive. She’s a wonderful human being, and definitely one of the coolest chicks I know. And yes, I would love it if she did this kink with and to me, and if I did this to her as well since I love both roles! She’s the Boa Hancock of my world! :)
Oh my god! My wish finally came true after all this time! The continuation of the Amazon women! I can’t wait for more! I mean are these Amazons immortal or is this guy gonna be fathering a whole new generation?
Hi Dangerous, I recently discovered your videos and I have to say you’re easily the best at your craft. Your voice work is amazing and the way you bring the characters to life is incredible. Love your vids and I can’t wait to see more.
5:50 Lots of dudes are never this lucky. Let me tell you. Don’t even get me started on that one dude who made the grievous mistake on peeping a goddess who was bathing with her nymphs and she turned him into a deer.
"You earn what you are given." Me: "Aight, manual labour, I can do that, let's go." "We Amazons are plentiful. Do you think you have what it takes to please all of us." Me: "Oh, not good."
Her: *Welcomes you to the water* Still her: *moves a boulder* Me: alright, Imma head out.. Her: and where do you think you're going? Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
My boy's gonna have to work on endurance, stamina and form if he is to survive this deleted scene from Wonder Woman. Love the double entendres and how shredded the woman are while our hero hung out at Burger King one too many nights. No pain, no gain! Keep going with this!
Definitely hope this story continues but I'd be careful Dangerous I don't want the same thing to happen to you that was wrongfully done to Teacup audios
To be fair, she was the one who self-terminated this last time. And before that, a big factor was showing screenshots of the titles of her patreon content in her community tab; which were exceedingly non-TH-cam-friendly.
part 3 please loved this one excellent job with the accents and sound effects with the water perfect video quality as well hoped to see more work like this
You know, I was down cept' for that one amazon who kept clownin' me about my appearance and not going to war. Like, hey ho, I don't tell you how to live your life. But nah for real, this was a good one. Happy that you made a part two.
*_I can't tell if you're doing both accents or if this is two people... Also I feel they're more frisky than excited; all in all I love this, you're roleplaying never misses a mood._*
And then he was used by all the women ( leaving many women unsatisfied due to exhaustion and boredom ) and on the pedestal his heart was ripped from his chest then sacrificed to their god. The End
Amazons in Greek mythology weren't as strong and sexist as you made them out to be. While they were incredibly skilled they were just as strong as any other warrior. And they welcomed men as if they were amazon
Her: "Your voice is so deep. It sounds so strange. It rumbles, like the purr of a cat..." Me: "No, THIS is like the purr of a cat:" [proceeds to demonstrate how a human can purr by humming.] Fact: you CAN purr- start humming, then drop the tone til it at a death-metal pitch. Then simply keep that pitch and hum & stop, hum & stop, hum & stop. Edit: my channel now has a Short of me purring. @Dangerous if you ever need a purring sound effect, i'll be happy to accommodate, no strings attached.
Yowzah! I think I would be turning red. 😅 It's a rough job, but somebody's got to do it. Lol All kidding aside, I am impressed with the different voice you are doing and the accent.
Something’s rising, and it’s not Apollo’s chariot
Greek puns woohoo
It's Hades' kraken, on its way to Argos
It's my p.p
Phytoplankton
@@n.a.r.a8982 "There is still a demigod in argos".
@@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046 you almost had us in the first half not gonna lie
Finally at the bathhouse, only took like a year and seven months to arrive. Worth it to get my pelvis reduced to atoms though.
A small price to pay for salvation
Ain't nothing better than death by snoo snoo
The spirits willing but the flesh is weak
DEATH BY SNU SNU
11:25 Them: “Feel his arms. He has potential.”
Me: “Yeah. I do karate. Once in awhile. And on weekends, I do parkour.”
Karate is useless in a fight
@@dae7745 It's useless, but that doesn't mean it can't train your muscles
@@dae7745 how is it useless? Search up wonder boy ufc
@@ballisticsharinganninja6258 That's all its good for. Take into account the average street fight just has mindless swinging and Karate is a style where you require space to pull off moves.
@@comfortablepeasant8359 that's UFC you not pulling any of that off in a small bar or crowd in public when other dude only wants to get up close and swing all over the place
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
snu snu?
IT TIME SNU SNU!!!
Can we just cuddle? Nooooo!
@@ASMRCHIVES DEATH BY SNU SNU!! Not a bad way to go honestly.
@@EchthelionII oh shit, you again, damn bro I see you everywhere 😆
Her: "You're very small"
Time of death 7:28
Cause of death: soul destruction
Don't worry, I'm sure she meant your body size and not the size of your... magic wand.
Cause of death: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
More snu snu is always welcome!
The part 3 plot should be cuckolding. Like she is snu snu ing one guy and making another victim watch at the same time wishing it was him
@@larslainelange188 Log off bro
@@larslainelange188 down tremendously
Agree.
As a submissive guy who loves muscle women this would be heaven for me. I love women who can kick ass.
As a dominant guy who does his best to try to get as muscular as possible; I was hurt, insulted and disheartened by them teasing me about how small I was. (Though it was hilarious how unintentional their insults were and it is good to laugh at yourself.) Though I don’t mind the attention I was trying to find a way to convince them to train me how to fight in my head.
@@greycryoclasm1350 I think that is the point. They are a warrior culture, coddling does not really fit in with their ethos. But they are also communal. You may not be up to specs but if you put the effort in, they will guide you.
Whoa... holy fuck. I did not expect to find you here at all. Wow, what a lucky find. I’m used to seeing you in One Piece videos! lol
My wonderful friend who’s about 6’2” could be considered an amazon; I’m more muscular than her since I workout on a daily basis, but she’s naturally well-built and super attractive. She’s a wonderful human being, and definitely one of the coolest chicks I know. And yes, I would love it if she did this kink with and to me, and if I did this to her as well since I love both roles! She’s the Boa Hancock of my world! :)
Of course we can all agree strong women are among the best kind of women.
I would not want to get out of bed with women like this. Then again, I got my own girl who likes to take charge.
The sheer strength of mind and body the protag has is the stuff of legends
Nah he's just dead inside
Oh my god! My wish finally came true after all this time! The continuation of the Amazon women! I can’t wait for more! I mean are these Amazons immortal or is this guy gonna be fathering a whole new generation?
Por que no los dos?
*It feels good to live in this generation*
Agreed.
@@OptimusPrime1848 yo Optimus what r u doing here?
@@RCHomemadeHobbies the real question is why are you here??
Fall back, FALL BACK soldier
Bruh this woman probably looks like Athena IRL. Chicks with voices as good as hers usually are.
Nah shes a petite girl with black/dark hair irl
Hi Dangerous, I recently discovered your videos and I have to say you’re easily the best at your craft. Your voice work is amazing and the way you bring the characters to life is incredible. Love your vids and I can’t wait to see more.
Her: there is no shame in nudity
Me and my quarantine weight: maybe not for *you* no
5:50 Lots of dudes are never this lucky. Let me tell you. Don’t even get me started on that one dude who made the grievous mistake on peeping a goddess who was bathing with her nymphs and she turned him into a deer.
grievous.... i know what it means but im just imagining genreal grievous from starwars just showing up in greek myth
@@flamingrubys11 "Goddess Athena! You are a bold one!"
"your nervous."
Me who's seen a Lamia eat a woman whole, a dragon girl get sick, and a minatauor girl lift a broken Cart over her head: Bruu
But, have you seen a giantess massacre a city?
@@bowzer2405 I’ve seen cadavers mutate into killer monsters fresh from your worst nightmares
Me, when the amazons were arguing: I appreciate your hospitality and welcome your honesty! ;)
13:01 Random dude: “Ah! They’re going to feed me to a lion! Save me! SAVE ME!”
"You earn what you are given."
Me: "Aight, manual labour, I can do that, let's go."
"We Amazons are plentiful. Do you think you have what it takes to please all of us."
Me: "Oh, not good."
Ngl ur acting skill / impression are on point 🥺👏👏Hollywood inncoming 👀
them: where are your scars
*doesn't have any*
them: so you're a coward
me: has it ever occured to you that i am prehaps that good?
Her: *Welcomes you to the water*
Still her: *moves a boulder*
Me: alright, Imma head out..
Her: and where do you think you're going?
Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger!
We appreciate the work and quality that goes into your audios
It's like a audible story but better
Wait... I don't remember seeing this in the Snyder Cut...
Amazons, I have come to bathe...
In your bathouse!
This was what Darkseid was looking for. The anti-life equation was just a cover
My boy's gonna have to work on endurance, stamina and form if he is to survive this deleted scene from Wonder Woman. Love the double entendres and how shredded the woman are while our hero hung out at Burger King one too many nights. No pain, no gain! Keep going with this!
Definitely hope this story continues but I'd be careful Dangerous I don't want the same thing to happen to you that was wrongfully done to Teacup audios
To be fair, she was the one who self-terminated this last time. And before that, a big factor was showing screenshots of the titles of her patreon content in her community tab; which were exceedingly non-TH-cam-friendly.
@@Me126546 still I said it cause it would still suck
@@Me126546 and your opinion is invalid
@@mogwiawolf4354 Not really sure what’s invalid or opinion about it, but, aight.
wait did her channel get completely deleted?
More Amazon goodness. Just what we all needed.
Indeed.
part 3 please loved this one excellent job with the accents and sound effects with the water perfect video quality as well hoped to see more work like this
You know, I was down cept' for that one amazon who kept clownin' me about my appearance and not going to war. Like, hey ho, I don't tell you how to live your life.
But nah for real, this was a good one. Happy that you made a part two.
WOW I didn't think you could top the last one but that last line killed it.
Fun fact: During the last two years of the war, the average age of a German U Boat commander was 21.
IS 'Fun' the word we are looking for?
I once fought an amazon, she was the 2nd toughest enemy i've ever fought
This is definitely dangerous asmr. Almost had a heart attack. You're the best.
Slowly sinking into the water my last words were "Worth it."
The abs on the Amazons are next level.
*_I can't tell if you're doing both accents or if this is two people... Also I feel they're more frisky than excited; all in all I love this, you're roleplaying never misses a mood._*
Holyyy shiiit.... Ya know I'm actually glad your continuing this one, hope to see more in the future.
Our spring break was Monday and ended today (Friday). We had snow the first 2 days, it was really windy the first day too, the rest was fine.
We need a segment with each of them X3
Amazon 2: you earn your life style here
Me: 🙂im going to like it here
AAHHHHH!! IT HERE!!! ITS FINALLY HERE!!!
Amazon: You're very small
Me: I hope you talk about my height...
I kinda hoped for a part 2 of the other amazon story. Mostly the plot is more interesting in that one. But great work on this too.
I’m so conflicted. Which means I’m suuuper immersed, WELL DONE!
The first part is how i found dangerous asmr channel thank god
As a Brazilian, i can afirm that the accent is relatable
He did it.....the one named Quartz from the discord did it
I read this as "Inspired by Horney Amazon Women ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Male) (Lewd) (Bathing)"
My brain: well then I feel bad for that dude XD
Me: ..... let me in LET ME IN!!!!!!
I really needed this continuation, cuz I loved part 1. thx
And then he was used by all the women ( leaving many women unsatisfied due to exhaustion and boredom ) and on the pedestal his heart was ripped from his chest then sacrificed to their god. The End
THERE NEEDS TO BE A PART 3!
This video is already great
As soon as i saw this i actually spilled my drink
Me: Pictures Diverse, Tall, muscular, Goddess "De-Clothed" Wonder Women
My Brain: HRGFDTYHBHJSD
Joke's on you, what I lack in strength, I make up for in endurance.
What I lack in strength I Make up for with... uhh... self depreciating humor and cynicism!
The sigh at the end gave me a giggle.
Amazons in Greek mythology weren't as strong and sexist as you made them out to be. While they were incredibly skilled they were just as strong as any other warrior. And they welcomed men as if they were amazon
She’s asking if I think I can please her and all of the other females, hell no I don’t 😂😂. I’m but a male, and they are beefed up superwomen 😂😂.
Oh my! My wish came true! Thank you Dangerous!!
Great timing from getting outta work and watch this amazing asmr video
Please more! I would like a part 3 please 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
We need a part 3 of this masterpeice
8:31 Them: "Where are the scars?"
Me: *is riddled with stretch marks and a handful of other scars from poor choices.
"Where are the scars?"
They're all psychological
@@minigamer1967 I'd say same, but I have plenty that aren't.
the long awaited return
This is very Pog, but will we ever get shy nerdy girl part 2? 😳👉👈
Yes, Death by snu snu continues!
Immersion broken: the dude is resisting
Pls drop a part 3, you did amazing
Her: "Your voice is so deep. It sounds so strange. It rumbles, like the purr of a cat..."
Me: "No, THIS is like the purr of a cat:" [proceeds to demonstrate how a human can purr by humming.]
Fact: you CAN purr- start humming, then drop the tone til it at a death-metal pitch. Then simply keep that pitch and hum & stop, hum & stop, hum & stop.
Edit: my channel now has a Short of me purring. @Dangerous if you ever need a purring sound effect, i'll be happy to accommodate, no strings attached.
This is the deleted Amazons scene from Zack Snyder's Justice League
I'm over here waiting for Diana like...but keep forgetting she's not in this universe
"where are these scar's?"
Well that's a funny question, I have scar's inside in my mouth
Wanna know how I get it?... My father was alcoholic
Wait, what?
Why so serious?
Yeah I get it when I fall of to the ground and bite my mouth and my tongue really hard
Me: being bored
Dangerous asmr: uploads
Me: watches
15 seconds later
Me: Scheiße
I beg of you...please make a part 3!!
YES another one I was hoping for this
This is amazing it was ABOUT TIME
PART 3 ASAP
Not gonna lie. Kinda looking forward to where it goes with the playful flirty one.
I hope that there's a part 3 in the future please 🥺🥺
6:16 "he speaks" .... (Me being Irish)... "WHATS THE STORY, HOW YA GETTING ON"??
Amazon queen finds my physique fascinating ? *happy dad bod noises*
Fastest click in the goddamn history
So this is what Brazil is like?
Yes , it is .
Welp this episode is getting interesting I was surprised when a saw the next part of the amazon series 😊❤️👍👍
10:50 Oh! A performance! I’m usually the poetry reading kinda guy.
Could we get a part 3 at some point?
You’re so good at what you do. When we entered the bathhouse I was blushing.
Cucumber Approved
More of this series please
I'm in danger.
I love all the content you make and I would like to see more of the series
Seriously this is making me wanna visit a bathhouse or Hot Spring in real life. I love a bath as much as the next guy but nothing beats a natural one.
Yowzah! I think I would be turning red. 😅
It's a rough job, but somebody's got to do it. Lol
All kidding aside, I am impressed with the different voice you are doing and the accent.
I need part three!!!
Same
1:53 I’m sorry. *makes robotic sounds* INPUT DATA ANALYSIS: ALERT! ALERT! Warning: can’t compute!
“I’m going to die here...”
Do you think you will ever continue this series or your other amazonian series?
Just the right stuff for a Friday night
death by snu snu continues my first story i ever watch on this channel
1:10 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!