Cognitive Assessment Test [ASMR Roleplay]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2024
- In this video, Dr. Prince administers the very difficult Montreal Cognitive Assessment test to a well-known patient. The less said, I think, the better.
Looking at this video reminds me why I prefer longer focal lengths, crikey.
Could also call this video, "How to light a scene so it LOOKS like a bad greenscreen, even with no greenscreen involved."
Another variant, "When you cut your own hair, weird things are gonna happen in the back."
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I really like the almost... disorganized? acting here. You've obviously put a lot of work into it and it feels far more natural than most. Nobody knows everything and you act that out perfectly.
The best kind of actors are the ones who don’t
If you told me that Phoenician Sailor was a medical professional who owned a lighthouse and studied photography along side psychology; I would tend to believe you.
His father was a physician, but I think he just loves studying any kinds of science; including medical science. 😉
What if I told you he was a games developer who worked for Bethesda at some point (if not still)?
@@kitmakin289 I'd believe you. This man is a Jack of All Trades.
This is a comment for the sake of increasing viewer interaction as according to the algorithm.
Fnord Fnordington I’m not gonna roast you but rather ask how your day was?
@@ThePancakeRenegadeI am gonna answer I hope that is no problem. It was nice! How was youre day?
The algorithm must be appeased
@@cimeyx2996 it was ok. How was yours?
@@ethancrowe280 nice
Why was yours just ok?
This feels like a callout for somebody, but I can't put my tiny, tiny finger on it.
I assume it's the people that couldnt figure out what the animal was on live television
@@Bustaperizm Lol no. *"Tiny, tiny finger"* Think about that, buddy.
I am passing this test to run for president in 2024..
The only inaccuracy here is that you're actually getting to finish your thought without interruption. Great video so far (as always)
I can't help but read this comment in the voice of Hannibal Buress. Thank you for this gift lol
@@sour_milk_carton9930 lmao I wouldn't have noticed the pfp if it weren't for you. thank you as well for this gift :)
@@sweetpeaon3 I got you fam lol
I get this on a fundamental level this is so good
You are a treasure. Thank you, Sir. ☺️
You were SAVAGE on this one... I LOVE IT!
The ASMR community felt incomplete while you where away. So nice to hear your voice again. Hope you are feeling better. We all love your work!
As a psychologist I really appreciate you using MOCA, a real cognitive assessment.
When I first found this channel last week, I was really hoping for a roleplay of a Phoenician merchant in 100BC trying to sell me purple cloth, but I'm completely in love with this channel for all the thought and work put into each video ❤
Y'know, that sounds like an excellent role play idea! I'm sure he could pull it off :)
Jesus Christ why his he being so bitter towards me?
“How’s Melania”
Oh...
😂
Congratulations to Dr. Prince for getting his medical licence restored!
... He did get it restored right? I mean... The patient wouldn't go to someone without a medical licence for this... Right?
Oh god, I’m awful. Dr. Prince getting progressively more stressed out is so damn funny. Maybe this patient should have a general health checkup, I heard he’s been taking some unconventional medication ever since some of his coworkers fell ill recently 👀
"that pen'll fit in your hand I think" lmaoo
The American People: thank god there's only one candidate with a serious decline in mental faculties
The two party system: *no, there is another*
Sigh. Sadly true.
It hurts how accurate this is lmao
Write in Amy Klobuchar ♥
@@celebalert5616 let's not be rash here.
Let's not compare a speech impediment to Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder. They are no where nearly the same.
Should have shown some tiny Barbie hands belonging to the patient 🤭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That would have been accurate. 🤷
😄🤭
The undercurrent of exasperation is palpable and greatly justified.
Excellent work, as always.
The description is full of things you wish you hadn't done or had corrected, but all I saw was a really well made and entertaining video. Thank you 😊
Most subtle political satire ever. Loved it.
“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV”. Did I pass? Am I a very stable genius? 😂😂
I’m just a little tug boat of wrong, in Phoenician Sailor’s sea of right.
The SAVAGERY, tho. You, sir, are my hero.
I feel like this doctor lacks motivation, but he still tries... unlike my previous doctor who only looked at the computer screen. I'd speculate this doctor probably was an idealist when he first started working, still fresh out of uni, but the stress of the job and the long shifts got to him. He's probably also burned out because of the Covid crisis. But yeah, he still tries. I appreciate that xD
The patient is Trump
@@crywlf9103 yeah, I know :) Hey, maybe he could do one with Biden, or even K. Harris, Pelosi... They're like a gold mine for comedy, would be a pity to let that go to waste.
I love how subtle yet obvious he is about the patient's identity. It's a fun addition to this video.
am drunk and haven't even seen 10% of the video but cute doctor man yes
He is indeed quite attractive
AYYYYY FELLOW DRUNK =PPPP
Loved your role as the minister on Crinkleluvin's ASMR funeral
I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t done Hank from Detroit become human. Seems up your alley.
Thank God I'm really good at taking tests. The best at it, I take the best tests.
As someone who’s had a full neuropsychological evaluation done (lasting between 4-6 hrs), I can say that this part is considered to be the warm-up and takes less than 10 min to complete
These are always so immersive
This is brilliant. You looked like a little bile actually came up when you said "if you win in November", and I don't blame you.
I wonder if that is the cursed medical bag in the background.
The description box is SUCH a mood !!!
I absolutely love your videos Sailor. They always seem to be methodical and sensual when you speak very mono tone, always enveloping a very philosophical feeling of moral,and logical reasoning. I truly hope you continue to fulfill your life with positive affirmations of love, and happiness. You truly make me feel freedom from judgement and helped me accept my humanity. And as a Human being I thank you for this opportunity. Keep doing what you truly are passionate about!
"He could invent a non-hair-disrupting turbine." 😂
everyone running over REAL quick from the live stream lol
Morgan K YASSSSSS
Ayyy livestream gang
Yup.
Glad i managed to catch the tail end of it.
ohhh my god i was told the context by the livestream gang. sailor you rule. definitely going to give this more than a few watches. and side note, you're the type of person i want to chat with at 3am about paul-low-ticks
Hi. Sweet pea! I will for sure rewatch this!!!
Can I ask what the context is?
This is absolutely brilliant. I just got done watching your Last of Us playthrough (great time, I enjoyed hearing your input and thoughts too) and I needed something like this. A+
This is the best. Just enough meme and asmr to put me to sleep laughing
this was a masterpiece from start to finish. great ending. as always amazing content from the pho.
He reminds me a lot of tony stark when he’s trying to explain things to the people around him
The lightning of the set is awesome!
Here I am for my entirely apolitical ASMR content.
"Niece Mary" made me laugh out loud, as did pretty much everything else. This was exactly the stress release I needed, thanks.
Lol I don't wanna be me if I'm THAT patient....could I just be a resident at the asylum, I'll even help with Margaret's garden....
P.s. yes I know this isn't E's page.
Me at the beginning of the video..
"Get to the bloody test already, I want me president license, lad"
I keep imagining a giant orange balloon wearing diapers floating over London...not sure why. 🧐
I feel like this is a reference to something
I figured out that this is an orange man bad video, however just from the title alone I thought this is from the perspective of the other pedophile running for presidency
John Smith cringe
You taking the faulty readings at the beginning gave me flashbacks from my favourite video of yours, The ULTIMATE ASMR MAKEOVER!!!!
This is incredible lol I thoroughly believe this is how the actual test with baby hands went down.
HE FRIGGIN DID IT AGAIN HOLY SHITTT
I don't know why you are so hard with yourself... The vid looks amazing in quality as always. I love to see you as a Doctor... it's suits you very well. 💖
during the medical exam all i could think of was the coroner's summation of charles II of spain (please look that up, it's so funny)
I wish I could like this multiple times
Goddamn this is brilliant. Your acting is sublime and I personally didn't notice the background looking like a green screen until I read the description, hahahaha
That video notification made me laugh hard. Bravo, Sailor.
What was it?
So this is the exceptionally difficult test that determines whether someone should be president😂
I'm laughing too hard for this to be relaxing. I love it. :)
"I'd like to get an idea of your self awareness."
I dunno, Doc. Seems ambitious.
in case anyone wanted to know I watched this a second time specifically to keep accurate count, and it turns out the number of punches pulled is zero
I wouldn't have guessed I would have enjoyed a role play where I'm D.T. but this was great.
I was laughing so hard at the clear frustration he had the whole time.
Wow. That intro is very startling...
I was trying to sleep, but too engaged and laughing too much. I don't mind, sleep can wait an hour. This is choice, sir.
Found you randomly a while back, and I have to say you are fantastic. Buttery smooth voice, incredible wit and intellect (I like thicc women in a thousand words), and just downright clever with your tongue in cheek. Simply fantastic.
At first I thought you were assessing the personification of the TH-cam comments section.
But then I found out I wasn’t really wrong
I love this video so much, and immediately my brain went "MYSTERIO ASMR"
The algorithm needs to know this is the best video I have seen in a LONG while.
I'm laughing so hard already.
I haven't watched you in a while and this is great to come back to. Excellent video once again.
It occurred to me mere minutes into this video what this is, and I am living for it. Relaxing, creative and humorous.
Thank you, friend. Imperfect perfection, as always.
LMAO the shade
49:08 person, man, woman, camera, tv.
I came straight to comments to look after this. :)
Chevrolet, zebra, honesty.
TV monitor, stop watch, book.
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Thank you. I also came straight to comments looking for this
The thermometer reading part 😂 I love his sense of humor. I was searching YT for psychology/ASMR mash ups and found this dude. I love him already.
Dropped everything I was doing
Already grinning when I clicked. Genius idea for a roleplay.
employee at supermarket nearing contactless thermometer to me to take temperature because of covid
me: [opens mouth]
Two minutes in, and he already speaks my mind.
I know that pain.
"Why is he opening his mouth", yes, why indeed.
This is so satisfying to re-watch after the election.
I watch your videos to fall asleep every night but I saw the title of this one and just burst out laughing. You’re a hero man, keep it up.
Man, those last questions were real tough...
The further in I got the stronger the sneaking suspicion of who we "are" got. I like it :)
Top shelf, as always.
CAME IMMEDIATELY
and then they watched the video
I was hoping that after all those snake pictures he would ask “And finally, what kind of animal is this?” And hold up a picture of the man himself
I think this is my favorite video you've done.
Is this the closest we are going to get to a House M.D. video I was on the verge of tears when I realized this wasn’t
It’s coming! Think of this as a practice run.
This was a pleasant experience. Thank you for making this.
This is truly iconic
This is incredible. Like, I thought knowing exactly what this was would eliminate any kind of ASMR experience and yet....great job!
I can see this being shown in cinemas. Amazing quality!
Thank you chapo trap house for introducing me to this very extremely difficult test
This is amazing! I was going to have an early night but I had to watch it until the end. I'm so glad I did!
Everytime I watch one of your new videos I stay up and watch it just waiting for a twist there one of my favorite things about your videos.
Although my birthday was in June, I'm considering this my late birthday/early Christmas gift!!!😁❤
Great video as always 👌
Love this more than anything
Awesome as always! I hope you are staying safe!
This is the most funny and sassy and smart thing I saw in weeks. Not to mention the technical quality of it. Thanks again for being you.
Such a great example of how a few minutes of dark comedy can get a point in better than hours and hours of sanctimony.
Amazing as alwaysb
Took me 35 minutes to figure out who we are.
Intergalacti Cosmo who are we?
Oh Nevermind
If it wasn't already obvious enough, Niece Mary didn't do it for you? Or 'How's Melania?'
Bryan Couillard No sir, I don’t know much about the guy, I’m sure you’re envious.
It's less knowing things about the man, and more just being up to date on current news events, but there are times I wish I kept up with the news less, too.
I'm far from a lefty on most things but I had to laugh at this....well done