Everything Wrong With Crank In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- Crank is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. It's relentless, energetic, and a little bit dated, honestly. And it has loads of sins! So we counted them.
Next week: Animated sins & animated sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we count next?
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The closest we’ll ever get to a Grand Theft Auto movie
@lzydwg Given that the Crank movies came about from the creators watching each other play GTA and realizing they were having just as much fun watching, there's a reason for that.
Omg.. LMAOO
I mean the new Ryan Reynolds movie is literally a movie about characters in a GTA esk game
@@Bobywasbie2 Crank series - GTA single player
New Guy - GTA online
The funny part is this is better that gta
As I recall, they wrote the script for this in 24-hours to "help" it feel frantic. It is nothing short of a miracle that the narrative holds together as well as it does.
Sorry bro, I can't find anything confirming this
@@CanadianLoneWolf10 you must be fun at parties
@@mantasgedgaudas6787 i was on a party with him last week and he was pretty boring to be honest
No fucking way.... That's actually pretty rad if that's true, i'm not gonna lie.
@@bondo532 'On a party'? Why do you exist?
PLEASE sin the sequel. It's so much more bonkers than this one.
that fuckin Godzilla sequence
I'm so dishearted they never made a third one 😭
The sequel started out promising for the first 10 minutes, then it went so far left it left the field
High Voltage is one of the greatest popcorn flicks ever made. I love it.
@@LightsJusticeZ They totally would have, but Jason Statham said that these movies beat the heck out of him. He has fun with Crank but he literarly cant do it any more.
So basically "He survives this: the Movie"
Dammit, I can't believe I didn't think of that.
You know, that might be why "Chev survives this." s the last sin. it's a "Roll Credits" on what this movie is.
and also: "He still survives: The Sequel"
@@SuperMrAlpha yup that ones even more unbelievable
YUP.
CinemaSins needs to sin the Transporter series. Been waiting years for that gem
Same
Yes!
@Dwayne Smith Better than the gem calling it a stretch...
or whatever
Hands down would be a gem, I believe the 3rd would more than top anything else I've seen mind you I haven't seen any on the fast and furious franchise.
@@joeschutt7790 lmao neither did I. When your parents owned a video store between 2001-2008 options were a wee bit limited in the field of binge watchability. The 80s were better
I absolutely love how ridiculously crazy the Crank series was. It was perfect for Statham.
The crazy thing is that Jason wants to make Crank 3 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, Neveldine/Taylor just think the movie wouldn't work, since it'd be too problematic for modern viewers, and they might not have a good enough budget since Crank 2 "made 12 dollars at the box office". But, this statement was made in 2018 so they might have changed their mind who knows
@@semajjarrett3877definitely feel like a modern day crank3 would either be garbage, or would flop due to being offensive and hurting people feelings.
would be great imo
@@carsonhunt4642
The one thing I learned from this
I have been using Chev Chelios' ringtone for 14 years.
Same with my dad. I gave him the ringtone and hes been using it since.
Yuuup, same here
Same for me. Weirds out everyone around me. They think my phone’s battery is low when it rings.
i've actually heard that ringtone *first* and *then* i watched the movie, i found it in some ringtone download site
@@LilPolemistisXL slow clap 👏👏👏👏👏👏 very entertaining comment...it was riveting from beginning to end...🤣🤣🤣
This movie was a masterpiece. There is nothing wrong with it.
you must be high the moment you wrote this comment
@@ahmedam96 absolutely, and being sober atm. I still stand by it. It's an over the top action comedy, and nails those aspects to a tee.
@@embarkingolive it was low quality but that’s about it everything was great
“This movie is sinful as hell, but it’s godd*mn fun!” Cinema Sins
😂😂😂👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌
🤣 remember watching this movie so many times
Yeah, it's been a hot minute.
Accurate, both these crank movies are what made me like Jason Statham.
@@Silentbob1494 Same these were my first movies with him
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit, like... Every drug ever.
All addicts picked the wrong year to quit their stuff. Hopefully next year is a good time as any to quit.
In my opinion, this movie is perhaps the best of all Statham movies - and so sinful, too :D
DO U NO DE WEY?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Started playing a game with my little brother. We watch animated movies from the 60, 70, and 80's and try to guess which drug we were supposed to be on before watching it.
I don't understand how Crank got one sequel but they managed to rinse 10 F&F films.
And how has the director only got 6 movie credits? This is as unique/stylized as any Tarantino film
Family🗿
F&F movies are garbage. Crank is a thing of legends.
@@autismusmaximus7764 XD
I'm positive Statham has a custom machine that makes his head and facial hair the same length.
The Statham-izer
It’s called a trimmer ;)
I'm positive Gippetto turned him into a real boy. 👍 Oh no wait he's still wooden his wish mustn't have came true. 😆😌
All you gotta do is use the same guard on your hair clippers lol
Wahl beard/hair trimmer 🤷🏼♂️ I'd guess he uses a 1.5 guard, same one I use
@@ExteriorsDoneRight Nah his sticks his whole noggin into a hole and comes out Statham-ized
Should have been called Florida Man visit LA.
Fatality
red sus
Ray Martin 🤣
Sus
first time in my life i've ever liked a comment gg dude had me rolling with this one
OK as a person that delivers energy drinks to stores and stocks them, the shelves being labeled incorrectly is highly accurate and worth a sin off
Watched this my family. Lesson: read synopses.
I went to see this in theaters with my grandma just thinking it would be an action movie, not knowing about the gratuitous sex scenes. Talk about embarrassing!
I seen the second one w my fam
Down side of having parents with a video store back then...
Had to watch everyone of them
I can go worse... I watched Bad Santa with mine.
dude. same. i watched this with my family when i was like 9 or 10 lol
Not sure why, but I found it funny that the last sin was a "survives this" sin
When a joke is delivered perfectly. It guaranteed a laugh by many.
Yay, Chester Bennington cameo at 7:07.
RIP homie 😢
I had forgotten he was in this but I did pop for it
This not being a sin removal is a sin.
Also RIP Chester, thanks for everything :)
I was wondering which movie he was in would be featured in a video here first, Crank (&2) or Saw 6 (I think?)
@@protosszocker5678 I think he actually sinned the scene with Chester in full view 😅 the sin counter dinged but Jeremy didn’t say anything
If you guys want to know the movie that got the most sins its: Everything Wrong With The Fate of the Furious
Thought it was home alone 2 cause of the trump scene that he gave like 1 billion sins
@Anonymous Anonymous Me 2.
I thought it was "The Room" because of the bonus round, but a billion does sound hard to beat.
Fate of the furious: RIP sin counter
@@Views-yk1gm Its Everything Wrong With The Fate of the Furious because that movie broke the sin counter
I remember when this movie came out and Jesus Christ, I thought someone was sniffing 16 lines of cocaine while writing the script
definitely "in" cocaine
This comment gave me a headache while reading it.
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Thank god you edited your comment mate.
03:19 the guy sounds like he's really rapping on the music, LOL
My my I’ve been waiting for this... *rubs hands together*
CLEAR
This is one of the greatest films of all time and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it and there's no point logically dissecting it haha idk why he'd do it
Crank 2 is even better
@@KaladinVegapunk even great movies get torn apart which is what Jeremy has admitted. He obviously loves Scott Pilgrim and Deadpool but still sinned them
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Shit
I hold both “Crank” and “Crank 2: High Voltage” as the best Jason Statham movies
Oof
Idk man the transporter movies are pretty radical
Did you drop some change
If the transporter series didn't exist I'd agree with you.
His best is a tough call, my favorite is One with Jet Li, but his worst is easily In the Name of the King.
I had the Crank ring tone on my phone for years lol
Haha so did I!
i still do right now. for years. i love that ringtone!
Right?!
Same here. Been that way since I've had a phone
Me too. My mom always thought my phone battery was dying haha
9:15 so we kink-shame pigeons now? is that what we're doing?
I've seen this movie so many times and never realized it's a video game.
Bro saaaame
Wait.... What?!
@@AudreyStar17 in the forst 45 seconds of this video he explains its a game, in movie
i mean it makes sense why we have a second movie, and I was wishing that there would be a game like this, and later i remebered i have GTA San Andreas
@@0JasonSunleaf0 Way to connect those dots champ
Crank is straight up my favorite movie of all time, thank you for this
It's just so fun and doesn't take itself seriously. Movies are missing that now. Agreed one of my faves. And it goes soooo fast.
No sins off for Chester Bennington and Glenn Howerton?? Not even a mention :(
Amen brother, Chesters role is the best
Ok I was beginning to think there’s only small children in here cuz no one else mentioned it. RIP man
Just saw Chesters part and was waiting for a point off.. Nothing... Disappointed CinemaSins.. RIP :(
I loved that they brought both Chester and Glenn back for High Voltage. Chester is and will always be a Legend
Was hoping..
The fact they got Jason to actually be the centerpiece of a comedy action. Like they made me think he was a hillarious man. And he did nothing different he normally does 🤣
What about Snatch bruv
Maaan no reference to the cameo of Chester Bennington from Linkin Park at 7:06? He even had some lines in that scene and also briefly reappears in crank 2
R.i.p chester!!
R.I.P Chester, when i recently saw Crank it seemed to me as such a big surpise to see him pop up in the movie, the last time i saw it I was as a 10 year old kid who didnt have a clue about linkin park yet
@Johnny Cage some people on this earth are just born to be killed....you piece this together with what you just said
Omg. “Movie wierdly replicates how me and my wife greet eachother.” 😂😂 the best thing I have ever heard you say.
"What's up, corpse?"
"Bonjour, douchebag."
How long do you think it'll take before Jeremy does a Cinemasins video on Final Destination?
What? I thought he did already.
@@triple-d2640 some channel called B-Movie Tryhards did a ripoff video. But Cinemasins hasn't yet
Strategically placed gas can near microwave thats 10 sins
After this I really want them to sin Hardcore Henry. LOL.
Not yet
This and Crank 2 are my two favourite Statham movies. In fact, I consider the second one even better personally
I’ve never been so early... I must also be on CRANK
Same... usually I’m at least a few hours late
Big feel fam
"he didn't leave a tape, he left a DVD!" - the guy who said B-roll 2 minutes ago
Second unit/b-roll good enough
"He should be sentenced to write country music for the rest of his career!"
Nothing wrong with crank
there is nothing wrong with this movie, because everything is wrong and that is right :D
Having worked at several places with a cooler to restock I can comfortably say: The stickers on the backside of the racks by no means indicate what the rack actually houses now. Those Welsh's labels have probably been there for years and the minimum wage workers employed by the place could not care less to replace them with a Monster label.
They'll happily just cram more Monster where this is already Monster.
For a guy who complains so much about opening logos, how does it take you 15 seconds before the video actually starts?
Well because the logos are like 40 seconds long in most of the movies he talks about
He wants us to feel his suffering
@@chaples_ 40 seconds like in an hour and a half movie. He makes 10 minute videos and has 15. You do the math
no no, he got a point!
@@vincevvn
People who say "like" for no reason are idiots.
"What's wrong with Cranked"
Well.. Everything, but it's a classic rush comedy action.
This really is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. Even more bonkers is Gymkata which would also be fun to sin
Can we appreciate the random Chester Bennington before Crank:High Voltage
I’m guessing one of next weeks movies is the Croods because the sequel is coming out soon.
what Crank 3 is about to be released?
Yeah, wtf dude, you can’t just saw some shit like that and then be silent
Thanks
The Groods is getting a sequel? Why!?
5:08 editor getting sloppy, tut tut haha
Ah Crank! Hilariously, this is one of the highest rated movies Jason Statham has acted in! Like I think it's top 3 or 4!
@JD Lee pity Doo dah ...
CinemaSins: "it sure would be embarrassing for my boobs to be uncovered in this situation"
Me at 5:08 : I see what u did there 😏
didn't even censor it, what a legend
ROFLMAO Incredible eyesight man.
I bet the director of the movie didn't notice that during the final editing. 🤣
WTF
Glad someone else caught it! I was like that's a weird looking bikini top --- wait wait...
I'm writing a script and making sure I read it in the point of view of CinemaSins
Won't help, Jeremy will make another sin.
Catticus you also need to make sure that you also look at cinema wins
@Max Selcow hopefully if it works a film but I wouldn't mind if a TV show takes it on, it's run time is (probably) going to be around an hour.
@Max Selcow Not saying much yet but it's a horror/ thriller with way too many plot twists that might be about a group of friends who have paranormal experiences and discover an entity that is pretty much planning on ending humanity, or it might be about a bell. The type that if you hear it you'll probably die. Yeah too many plot twists to explain.
As someone who worked jobs with similar cooler set ups let me tell you, they often move drinks around and so resets and shit and NEVER change the stickers in the back, leading to constant mess ups and shit that you are somehow responsible for.
Lol I seen y'all just posted this I'm over here looking for part two already 😂😂
I had both. In 2006... had them until 2017 because my apartment got NO cellphone reception.
Don’t forget, Jeremy - Rise Of The Guardians still has to be sinned!
Can u do a cinema sins for the movie: “White chicks”. It is a very nice movie and I want you to tear it down 😂.
you honestly should have removed a sin for that elevator scene. One of the better trippy scenes I've watched.
The Tyrone Biggums clip killed me! LOL!!!
I saw Crank 2 before this, I didn't know what missed
Damn
Crank 2 is waaaay better
When you try to be sarcastic with your sins on a movie that thrives on sarcasm, you fail.
Suggestion: A Christmas Story
I pray for that day
The a Christmas story live musical or the movie ?
Didnt he already do That?
I second that in motion!
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It’s official, cinemasins has not only infiltrated my movie life, it’s infiltrated my DREAMS. I don’t remember enough of my dream to tell you what was sinned, but I assure you part of my dream was sinned.
Everything wrong with I race straight to the comment section in 16 minutes or less
Epinephrine is one of several drugs used to treat priapism. The one thing you can absolutely expect after a shot of epinephrine is a prick that wouldn't react to a thousand volts.
two suggestions: pokemon ranger and the temple of the sea,
and the doctor who tv movie
this movie is amazing, and the sequel is just as crazy and good. They both feel like Mars Volta music videos, surreal, absurd, fast paced and energetic.
"Left her high and well maybe not dry." That is just wrong and I am dead.
Never saw this movie, never knew Chester was in it. This makes me so happy. RIP Chester.
He’s in both lol
I remember telling my Aunt that he blinked but she was like "No he didn't, how's he gonna blink when he fell from a plane? He's dead"
All this time, I was right
14:18 the rock and Sam L in the other guys are jealous 🤣
WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3 WE WANT CRANK 3
I'd love it if they did it, but into today's overly sensitive world it may not be as fun.
I know right it should've been done many years ago, finished off the trilogy. Plus it would've been cool seeing Chev Chelios in all the wrapping like a mummy running around only for maybe 30-40 minutes in he'd get a skin-graft job from the doctor and that would be hilarious too. Also if they could come up with the characters they did in the second one they could come up with ones for a third. It wouldn't be the first film with Jason Statham that went direct-to-dvd, so it could avoid theatre bs of "has to be SJW woke" like heck some of the idiotic commenters on this post are too lol.
7:56 an on You can see his “steel” hard on. LOL!
I've literally onetid you to do this for years yes thank you soo much.
Was onetid intentional?
@@snailpuncher1021 I'm hoping, lmao
@ImaEffinUnicorn I think it's a joke
This is my favorite misspelling.
Omggg crank used to be my favorite movie as a kid
You let this movie off easy, if we’re being honest.
You need to do a video on the movie “Velocipastor” it is indeed a masterpiece
7:05
Is that Chester from Linkin Park? Or his much heavier twin we never knew about?
#RIPChester
It is him, he was in both Crank and Crank 2 Movies ^^
@@PogoDarnexx That is so random. He must've been a fan of Jason Statham
@@Neetaku86_vt I don't know, but I couldn't believe my eyes aswell when I saw the movies the first time xD
I had both a landline and an answering machine back in 2006. And I was 22-23 that year. So your sin for that is negated.
I JUST watched this a few days ago thats crazy
is it, really??
No, not really
that eric andre show edit at the very end was great
You guys r AWESOME PLEASE REVIEW THE CIRCLE.
Yess
This video is full of nostalgia. Also you should do a video game sins channel.
Everything Wrong With Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Dude. At the end of the vid you missed a prime opportunity to show the “driving through the mall” sequence with Blues Brothers audio overlaid. I’m sinning that.
Even though the couple clearly saw an injured Chev and that concussed lady laying on the floor within their general proximity, said couple blatantly refused to help either of them because the couple was extremely wary of the sexually active pigeons that might assault their potentially thong wearing assets.
I don't care what anyone says about this movie. I loved this shit in high school. So corny yet so entertaining. LOVED these movies. Definitely need a remake or a rewrite. Hardcore Henry was AWESOME as well.
14:07 *cough* Election 2020 *cough*
The "What's up, Corps" part killed me xD
Absolutely absurd movie... and enjoyed every minute! Example of being able to pull it off. (As to what "it" is, tho... unsure!)
The line about how you and your wife greet each other is fantastic. It's right up there with "Aunt May is a philistine." XD
I was just talking about Crank and Cinemasins yesterday
I want you to make one for Crank 2
If you have enough Balls that is
Still one of my favorite movies of all time. Consistently re-watchable. Great time if you're drunk or had too much caffine.
Ricky Verona was one of the best things about this movie. Loved the way he always lost his shit when talking with Chelios
This is such a great movie, it’s so much fun, so funny I love it
Much care was taken to blur out F bombs and body parts.
5:08 has left the chat.
My dad let me watch this movie at 8 years old..... explains my violent secondary school years
found this movie yesterday nd I love it needed to find a ppl that shared my love for this bs
its my favorite movie of all time
hum you guys left something here 5:08 if you know what I mean 🙄
I gotta rewatch this movie and sequel again soon
Time stamp 5:08, right side of the screen. That is all. Your welcome, both for the perverts and legal issues.
a pervert letting other perverts know what their missing?....big brain moves
12:17
-"What's up Corpse?"
-"Bonjour douchebag!"
Movie weirdly replicates the way my wife and I greet each other
HAHAHAHAHAHAH boy do I love cinema sins
I actually love this movie. I avoided it for years until I found it at a barbershop
12:35 don’t know what you’re talking about that’s just National Geographic