🦀Second of His Name Blisstake🦀| House of the Dragon Episode 3

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  • pretend this came out two days ago
    whose idea was this whole weekly videos thing i've got a bone to pick with them
    i have a paypal: www.paypal.me/glidus
    i have a patreon: / glidus
    i have a twitter: / notglidus
    you have a discord server: / discord
    i have a second channel: / @glimbus
    i have a twitch: / gliduslive
    idk why my guy didn't bring his swanky helmet with him but i'm certainly not gonna bring it up to his (completely uncovered and also handsome) face
    Thank you to my highest-tier patrons, Aglahir, Aviator, Brennan, Candy Warhol, Danzer, Gmanthx, Hertog Appel, Hoverarm, Ingvald, Jobli, Joshie-Bear, Magnus, moremoths, Not Cool, Nick T., Nurse Ratchet, One Inch Walrus, Polly, Radbynature, Simcoe, Skaz, Stay78, STL Gooner, The Heirs of History, The Junior Mint, The Thrice Vexed, Ty Farnsworth, Waffl, WhiteWolf, Yenn, and Ondy. And my next-highest tier: Caple0205, HailTheOrange, kaiawi, Lailonniel-EleneiRose, niloo, steve, VampPlanet419.
    hopefully they won't all get falsely claimed and come out the day after the next episode!
    0:00 me when the video starts
    0:53 crab rave
    2:41 hungy
    4:37 play it again sam
    5:51 rode trip
    6:52 pug
    8:35 marry me tho
    10:20 i don't like being a princess :(
    11:36 poop
    12:39 WINE (i talk about themes)
    20:09 a boar
    20:47 doubt
    21:35 a stag
    22:01 a slightly more different stag
    22:37 succession
    25:05 marriage
    26:17 crisis
    27:27 battle
    31:18 me when the video ends
    masquerading as a man with a dragon
    my charade is the event of the... dragon
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  • @Glidus
    @Glidus  ปีที่แล้ว +951

    hi i worked for 22 hours straight to get this video out in time and then it was taken down completely with a (false) copyright claim.
    i spent all day today encoding and uploading just to get a working version, and even now i'm not sure this will stay up.
    so if you see anyone being all like "OH FINALLY JEEZ WHAT TOOK SO LONG" please laugh at them.
    if you want to stay more closely informed on this kind of thing, you could follow me on twitter (@NotGlidus) or join the discord server ( discord.gg/glidus ) or sit in the bushes outside my house (don't)
    i probably don't need to say how heavily this kind of thing impacts the long-term performance of a video (reuploads tend to have sad, pathetic lives) so RIP this one. (edit: this video is doing so well?? weird.)
    thanks for watching, and thanks much to my patrons. the cumulative safety net they pledge means that this sort of thing doesn't ruin me.
    the channel has been growing at an unprecedented rate which is pretty neat you could say.
    let's just cross our fingers (or toes if that's more your thing) and hope that HBO is done trying to destroy videos that... praise their work. good going heebo.

    • @kingemilia_
      @kingemilia_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i am watching your stream

    • @PrivateDncr86
      @PrivateDncr86 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll take the bushes outside your house, thanks 😊

    • @BD-cu2pg
      @BD-cu2pg ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You deserve so much success Glidus
      I was so sad when I pressed on my notification in the morning and it told me the video was taken down.
      Glad to have it back.
      Always supporting you lord Glimbus

    • @potato4481
      @potato4481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WHY ITS 2AM BRISBANE TIME

    • @brahimdiop5506
      @brahimdiop5506 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You said nothing about hiding in the bushes inside your house, you fool (I call dibs btw)

  • @_CrissoN
    @_CrissoN ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Aegon grew up faster in one episode than Gilly's baby did on GOT

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Gilly's baby took 7 years to age 1 year, meanwhile Tommen aged 10 years in 1 year.

    • @viviandarkbloom1447
      @viviandarkbloom1447 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Slightly sad the quality of this show is so excellent we haven’t had any chance for a new installment of “How old is this baby” with Glidus’s top expert.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a meta joke

    • @keiraprice3270
      @keiraprice3270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@viviandarkbloom1447 aging like wine

    • @JoeSnoe126
      @JoeSnoe126 ปีที่แล้ว

      bless this comment

  • @simcoe4045
    @simcoe4045 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    This glidus video is a great callback to last week when there also was a glidus video.

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Could it be a set up for a Glidus video next week?

    • @Crocomum
      @Crocomum ปีที่แล้ว +33

      HAVE YOU SEEN GLIDUS

    • @simcoe4045
      @simcoe4045 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@typhonviserys8288 That would be brilliant foreshadowing.

    • @tokevarvaspolvi8999
      @tokevarvaspolvi8999 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@typhonviserys8288 tinfoil

    • @typhonviserys8288
      @typhonviserys8288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tokevarvaspolvi8999 I was afraid that that would be stretching it a bit.

  • @Triton-54
    @Triton-54 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Missed opportunity to play “How old is this baby” Bring back Momma Glidus.

    • @Bonanzababe
      @Bonanzababe ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I expected that too!

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  ปีที่แล้ว +401

      she was busy this week

    • @brigittehuber9745
      @brigittehuber9745 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Glidus Good on Momma Glidus to have a life!

    • @xavierdrake3504
      @xavierdrake3504 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brigittehuber9745 who is momma gildus?

    • @VICTORZITOSS
      @VICTORZITOSS ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@xavierdrake3504 Glidus' momma

  • @hamzamahmood9565
    @hamzamahmood9565 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "The Gods have yet to make a Glidus that gets taken down by copyright strike, your grace."

    • @InNeedOfMoisturizer
      @InNeedOfMoisturizer ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bars Hamza Bars!

    • @happycompy
      @happycompy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that in Otto Hightower's voice

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@happycompy
      Facts, Rhys delivered that line very well

  • @martind5653
    @martind5653 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I have a dragon, therefore, fuck you!"
    I wish I could solve my public relations like this.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Maegor be like;
      Daemon be like;
      Daenerys be like;

  • @SupercutsDelight
    @SupercutsDelight ปีที่แล้ว +183

    HBO be getting a little feisty with their copyright restrictions

    • @happycompy
      @happycompy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Supercuts Delight commenting on a Glidus vid? Finally the crossover we've been waiting for.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Daemon nearly beating the messenger to death because he didn’t want Viserys’ help in taking the Stepstones and felt he’d be robbed of the honour of doing it himself is the most “little brother” thing that has ever been put on screen. 🤣
    And more than that, the characterisation of him in that sequence was fantastic as it was all done without a single word; you get that he is ruthless, passionate, bold, reckless, bloodthirsty and above all determined to prove himself just from his actions alone. It’s brilliant character writing, even if he did go into that battle wearing his strongest plot armour lol, but I’m willing to let that slide.

    • @Adam_okaay
      @Adam_okaay ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it was a little more than "nearly."

    • @CommanderLongJohn
      @CommanderLongJohn ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Still pretty dumb how they deviated from the book, in the sense Viserys was literally backing Daemon's war from Day One with gold 👀

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not letting it slide! It took me out of the episode so hard

    • @ianhoolihan2396
      @ianhoolihan2396 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't let it slide:⁠-⁠[

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose ปีที่แล้ว

      Did they forget his dark eye in this scene? I could have sworn his eye was green from both sides of his face 🤔

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    I have a genuine phobia of crabs. I have cried every time we've seen a crab on screen thus far. I have had to stop the episodes to take a walk. Daemon is my new hero for killing the CrabFeeder and I love him more than ever. Great video!

    • @JohnZannisPies
      @JohnZannisPies ปีที่แล้ว +245

      🦀 boo

    • @EN_Z0
      @EN_Z0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🦀NIGHTMARE🦀NIGHTMARE🦀NIGHTMARE🦀

    • @EuropeanGameClub
      @EuropeanGameClub ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@JohnZannisPies stop, you're scaring him!

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits ปีที่แล้ว +123

      meme culture must be a nightmare for you after crabrave

    • @itslander7779
      @itslander7779 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Grabs are just sea spiders that walk sideways...scary

  • @TheRoark
    @TheRoark ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    Most disappointing thing about the episode: no “Making the 8” conversation. Was this even a hunt??

    • @arawn1061
      @arawn1061 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Those were the Dayyyzz

    • @joecarom391
      @joecarom391 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is a "Making the 8" conversation O.O

    • @objectivelyacat3873
      @objectivelyacat3873 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It's almost as disappointing as the king not being too fat for his armor. Sheesh no respect for tradition.

    • @abbyehrenstein2550
      @abbyehrenstein2550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was that where you have sex with a girl from each of the kingdoms?

    • @luckierloser
      @luckierloser ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@joecarom391 how dare

  • @annaventuree
    @annaventuree ปีที่แล้ว +28

    6:01 not Viserys being the one to start Aegon on his downward spiral by giving him wine at 3 years old

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he just wants a little sippy

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Headcanon that Aegon lost his virginity at 5

    • @sapphirefire291
      @sapphirefire291 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@starlight0313 oh...

    • @anjelica948
      @anjelica948 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Actually, historically speaking, this is very commonplace, and is honestly safer than drinking straight water.
      Because obviously back in the day before modern filtration and sanitation systems, water was often contaminated with all sorts of awful diseases and/or parasites. But because wine (or any alcohol) had to be distilled, that process killed off the microbes. So, as long as the drink in question was brewed and stored properly, it was much safer to drink than water. Especially considering that most of the alcohol brewed back in the day wasn’t particularly strong, since their techniques for making it weren’t as skilled then as they are now.
      Obviously they didn’t know how toxic alcohol can be to a person, but they did know that a reasonable amount of wine wouldn’t kill you, whereas water might if it was not sourced from a safe place. Not advocating for literal children drinking of course, but historical context is fun.

  • @wordssaiddesperately
    @wordssaiddesperately ปีที่แล้ว +578

    So glad to see this back up! Can’t keep Lord Glimbo down!

    • @LachNetSoDumm
      @LachNetSoDumm ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i was so sad when i clicked the upload and it was already claimed

    • @stephaniec9539
      @stephaniec9539 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was watching it and accidently swiped it away and I couldn't find it again .
      Glad it's back now

    • @somegenerichandle
      @somegenerichandle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah me too. I was confused.

  • @SpiderEmblem
    @SpiderEmblem ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Paddy Considine’s performance this episode actually moved me to tears. The way he talks about his grief, his loss and the doubt in his dream, and by extension, himself, was heartbreaking.
    This episode is fantastic and probably my favorite so far.

  • @quanyintv
    @quanyintv ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I love the eastern style hats on the crab feeders men. Showing they're not from Westeros but further east. Costuming has been great for storytelling here.

    • @BlueSkullFish
      @BlueSkullFish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol since when do guys form the free cities look like that? And they’re all In coordinated outfits? No Tyroshi or Lyscene or Myrrish to be seen, just vague “eastern” looking guys. Terrible costume design if you ask me

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlueSkullFish it's a random hat the crab feeder stole like the rest of his armour.

    • @pastlife960
      @pastlife960 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BlueSkullFishAnd what, in your opinion, should pirates from the Free Cities look like?

    • @marksaunders3723
      @marksaunders3723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BlueSkullFish Okay, since your the fucking expert, what exactly should their costumes look like, champ?

  • @cubablue602
    @cubablue602 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The little half smile that Viserys uses to dismiss Jason Lannister was absolute fc*king GOLD. Just give Paddy the Emmy.

    • @jessicavanrijbroek8283
      @jessicavanrijbroek8283 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If Paddy doesn't win a BAFTA I will eat 2000 crabs and 2 fish fingers.

  • @Archway-9
    @Archway-9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Love the progressively more wrong names for Criston, Kyle actually made me laugh out loud

  • @ikesweitzer9815
    @ikesweitzer9815 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Did you hear that, Gael?"
    "Oh no, probably not"😂😂😂

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro, that SENT me, I can't believe he actually said that. 🤣

  • @InterestingNerdClub
    @InterestingNerdClub ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I'd like to formally request that we make "Play it again" from the Godswood scene a meme format.
    "Play it again"
    "Is my princess quite sure she wouldn't like to hear something else?"
    "She would not. Play it again."
    *cracks knuckles*
    "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and hurt you."

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ne’er shall I surrender o’theeeeee…

  • @sarwatarannya8786
    @sarwatarannya8786 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    A lot of people don't actually know that the narrow sea is made almost completely of amnesia water. This is the reason the crabfeeder kind of forgot that you don't need to send the whole ass army to kill one dude.
    Aside from that, phenomenal episode, looking forward to the 4th bliss take

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daemon might be the exception to that...

    • @rinne-8810
      @rinne-8810 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Aredel I mean sure but they still handled that really poorly. If it's that easy to win they shouldn't have spent years here. What I don't get is why couldnt the dragons keep them in the caves till they run out of resources and food.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@rinne-8810 because those caves would be stockpiled with rations and supplies for exactly this kind of scenario. And as we literally just saw in the opening scene, the riders are still vulnerable to being showered with arrows. A rider dying could very well see the dragon leave or lose control.

    • @rinne-8810
      @rinne-8810 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Aredel I mean sure? But the dragons can also keep them in there for just a day. You do that, swarm the whole place with soldiers taking the best positions to kill anyone coming out of those caves and there's pretty much nothing the opposition can do.

    • @domskillet5744
      @domskillet5744 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True, they should've had a significant portion of Crabfeeder's army destroyed instead of all of it, and added 1 more fight scene with a full-on assault inside the caves. They could've done a lot of creative stuff like booby traps or an ambush in the caves. Definitely a missed opportunity and as a result this conclusion felt a bit rushed

  • @Kiki-ps8lu
    @Kiki-ps8lu ปีที่แล้ว +54

    31:10 patiently waiting for "The Rogue Prince" in every episode, always gets me haha

  • @melvindickweed7891
    @melvindickweed7891 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    'You're standing on my neck'
    -Rhaenyra in the wheelhouse and also that guy that got stomped by Ceraxes

  • @Goranos92
    @Goranos92 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Hopefully this offsets the lost cpm due to re-upload a bit. Keep up the great work. you're very entertaining!

  • @QuinnTheGM
    @QuinnTheGM ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I definitely think there's something to Ser Criston being present for the White Hart as well. One could call that Hart a Kingmaker, of sorts? Maybe that's where he feels he derives the right to crown he who is the Second of His Name.

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm thinking the white stag has something to do with Rhaenys, since she is half Baratheon and has white Targaryen hair
      Maybe there'll be a situation where Criston tries to kill Rhaenys for some reason (Velaryon rebellion?) And Rhaenyea stops him

    • @QuinnTheGM
      @QuinnTheGM ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamcummings20 That's a GREAT call, I hadn't considered that at all. Frankly I forgot she was a Baratheon in the show, not having the black hair. The actress is doing a great job though!

  • @DaysieRose
    @DaysieRose ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love the new Velaryon sea horse. Mostly because at first glance it looks like a goat fish and I can be all like "ooh shit, here comes House Capricorn"

  • @Tactical870Guy
    @Tactical870Guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Woah a theme! Its like a book report or something

  • @EricsHobbyWorkshop
    @EricsHobbyWorkshop ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You are crushing it Glidus, really enjoying this blisstake series

  • @kreestuh4367
    @kreestuh4367 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Seasmoke picking people up and dropping them is a detail from the Return of the King movie, with the Nazgul/fell beasts. Neat little homage, I recognized the shot immediately. :)

  • @someromaboo
    @someromaboo ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Welp learned my lesson, watching it immediately.

  • @Michelle-kh5du
    @Michelle-kh5du ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When Glidus said “I think I’m in love… with Caraxes” -- I felt that

  • @chrisparker783
    @chrisparker783 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "...and the stag, sure as fuck, isn't into it." 😂😂😂

  • @xSmithyx
    @xSmithyx ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Crusader Kings reference got me laughing more than it should🤣

  • @mrhello7611
    @mrhello7611 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I would like to recommend either "Holding Out For A Hero" or "I Will Survive" for Glombus song intro

    • @Remember1453AD
      @Remember1453AD ปีที่แล้ว

      Or knowing this show and Matt Daemon the have sex song

    • @brennanbarnes7628
      @brennanbarnes7628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dragon Attack by Queen's a nice option as well

    • @mrhello7611
      @mrhello7611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@brennanbarnes7628 Anything by Queen's an excellent option, actually

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrhello7611 Anything made before Freddie died, that is.

    • @TheUmart
      @TheUmart ปีที่แล้ว

      Glimbli

  • @peculiarpangolin4638
    @peculiarpangolin4638 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Okay, my defense of the "before the Targaryens took over" line regarding the hart is that he isn't saying that the deer itself was necessarily significant to the ruling faction, but stating that these days it's the Dragon that's the premier symbol of royalty, emphasizing the massive impact that the arrival of dragons and those who bonded with them left a deeply engrained mark on Westeros to the point where centuries of tradition are so easily forgotten (also to appease the Targs and make them feel special). So yeah, sorry about rambling, but I actually quite like that line and the implications that it has, at least in my interpretation!

    • @poenpotzu2865
      @poenpotzu2865 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also this implies the hart of the Baratheon is an icon that may come from the First Men, sort of like how the Andals appropriated first men symbols, which later Targaryens would change the royal icons

  • @tamatebako_yt
    @tamatebako_yt ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "And to complete the teenage girl experience she's being eyed off by a man twice her age sorry if that's too real."
    Chapeau, Glidus.

  • @AllTheArtsy
    @AllTheArtsy ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I would love to see a lone, fully-armoured knight with just a sword try and run down and kill a deer. Let's see how that turns out 😅😅😅

    • @blingsing5383
      @blingsing5383 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I had the same thought like how the hell did he think that would go

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kingsguard cloaks give +10 to running speed so he’d have been fine

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@blingsing5383 i get so annoyed with these "she let it go" or "she didn't kill the white hart" takes, because no she did not let it go, there was absolutely no way for her and one knight to kill that animal even if they wanted. hunting parties are numerous with hunting dogs, hawks/falcons, and bows and spears are the most used weapons for a reason -- deer need to be run down by dogs until they turn to try to defend themselves. Cristin Cole could take one single step and that deer would already be gone

    • @Zwickerly2
      @Zwickerly2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The intent wasn't for him to chase it down. Full grown stag are dangerous. That motherfucker is as big as a horse and those antlers could tear a person to bits. She told him to put the sword away because she could tell it wasn't aggressive. It was a moment of peaceful coexistence.

    • @kikima258
      @kikima258 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly people acting as if they actualy had a chance against that deer is funny

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Also, "Crispin" from episode 3 is even funnier when you realize that one of the editors is named Crispin.

    • @English_MoFo
      @English_MoFo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another one is named Glover. True story

  • @KimM13744
    @KimM13744 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Not only did the dragon scream in pain, he also lifted his wing to shield Daemon when the Prince lifted his own arm.

  • @LuxLoser
    @LuxLoser ปีที่แล้ว +13

    12:18 I didn’t skip this part when I rewatched the video. I’m no fookin’ kneeler.

  • @hottiekitty96
    @hottiekitty96 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's a neat small detail that twins run in the lannisters

  • @troygarcia6674
    @troygarcia6674 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am once again recommending "Heat of the Moment" for an intro.
    But mostly I'm so glad this is back up!

  • @keyamazed1038
    @keyamazed1038 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Looking forward to the episode 4 Blisstake. The episode that finally feels like Game of Thrones to me, rather than a standard (yet high quality) fantasy series. Daemon's suicide run this episode was siiiick though. Easily my favorite character so far. I can't get enough of his swagger walk.

    • @UselessFeature
      @UselessFeature ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Episode 4 was absolutely amazing and the best episode so far imo

    • @cmool
      @cmool ปีที่แล้ว

      oh shit spoiler 😢

    • @nicklpantis
      @nicklpantis ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmool what was the spoiler? the suicide walk comment was about episode 3 btw incase u didn't notice

    • @Alpha1200
      @Alpha1200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, episode 4 was the best episode so far, imo.

    • @domskillet5744
      @domskillet5744 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Idk I felt the sex scenes were drawn out way too long lol. Like we got the point after a minute or 2 but they stretched it for like 1/4 of the episode lmao

  • @lukaslambs5780
    @lukaslambs5780 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    New thumbnail? Have I been searching your channel every day to check for new videos? Leave me alone, I enjoy your content.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    My favourite part of the episode had to be the contrast between how Viserys and Rhaenyra dealt with the stags, which are established as symbolic of royalty and the throne.
    Viserys has his stag captured by others and dragged to him, he barely has any control over the situation and simply has to act how he is bade because that’s how he feels as king. He feared Balerion because dragons symbolise power and, at his core, Viserys is a man afraid of power thrust into a position he was not ready for. And even at the one task he was meant to do, he screws it up and needs two thrusts to kill the stag. It wasn’t quite as miserable a performance as Theon’s butchery of Rodrick Cassel’s death in S2 of GOT, but you can clearly see that he does not feel comfortable with the role he’s been thrust into by his society. This is emphasised even more by the fact that everyone around him claps for him, as if to reassure him that he did the right thing when everyone knows that it was wrong to watch, much like Viserys’ reign. And even then, the colour of the stag is important as Viserys was promised a white stag much like a young Viserys was promised a great reign like his grandfather Jaehaerys, but the reality was much more disappointing. The stag was not weak, but it was not exceptional either.
    Rhaenyra, by contrast, is the one who witnessed the white stag, the symbol of royalty, and what’s more important is that she saw it alone, only she and Criston know that it was there because that’s so informative of her character. Despite no one believing in her, as they wouldn’t believe her if she claimed she saw the stag, she doesn’t need them to know. The portent of this symbol was meant for her and her alone, as it was to reassure her that she has the future and it doesn’t matter if everyone knows it or not. Likewise, the fact that she chose to let the stag go is so important because she rejected the role that her society would have imposed upon her, she chose a different path and chose a different way than what had been imposed on Viserys with everyone watching him.
    This message was laid with so much important symbolism that we will come back to look on in hindsight with a much different light.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viserys fearing Balerion wasn’t all that relevant since he rode him anyway

    • @creatrixZBD
      @creatrixZBD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even though she never becomes Queen? (I might be remembering wrong, maybe she does becomes queen).

  • @quanyintv
    @quanyintv ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That one line about getting stared at by the decades older man was too close to home. I accept your apology.
    Love the content ❤️ great laughs and so entertaining

  • @breesway9749
    @breesway9749 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You’ve reignited my love for ASOIAF and I can’t thank you enough. I think you’ve earned your own blisstake

  • @DBunkYoMind
    @DBunkYoMind ปีที่แล้ว +17

    BRAVO!! Cheers to your persistence Glidus and chairs to getting Crispus’ name wrong every time! 🤣 These bliss takes are insightful, creative and mildly not annoying! My vote for intro music is “Puff the Magic Dragon” - clearly a Vhagar reference!!

  • @lauraannbulnes1229
    @lauraannbulnes1229 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the font size joke actually made me laugh out-loud

  • @AlmostaCountry
    @AlmostaCountry ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Glad to see you got it up in the end, Glimbert! Cheers, love your stuff!

  • @lonemotheomatshaba9640
    @lonemotheomatshaba9640 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    4:37
    Tyland:Daemon has driven the men hard
    Glidus:No need to make us jealous
    I looolled 😂😂😂😂

  • @augustmacdonald9615
    @augustmacdonald9615 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The theme bit was hilarious, thank you for breaking the rules of 3 AND STILL GOING

  • @bigfriendlyswimpodcast
    @bigfriendlyswimpodcast ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man I'm pretty sure I've watched every one of your videos 5 times. You're just so effortlessly funny and I also love how much you know about music. As an orchestra kid it adds another level of enjoyment whenever you talk about the soundtrack

  • @amypauley2551
    @amypauley2551 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yay! Thank you, Glidus! Your hard work paid off. I love your enthusiasm!!!

  • @ronnical2489
    @ronnical2489 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this evil twin of Alt-Shift X, i just found this channel a week ago and binge watched every pisstake. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @amewsing
    @amewsing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "they've spotted a Crusader Kings event". Lost it. 😂

  • @johnlienhart2717
    @johnlienhart2717 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    King in the Takes!
    So glad to see this back, it got struck in the middle of my watch.

  • @brennanbarnes7628
    @brennanbarnes7628 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HBO told me to give you this

  • @thewildcard600
    @thewildcard600 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "he is allowed to do star wars" sounds so adorable

  • @budgie1323
    @budgie1323 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the Steve Irwin dream you’ve had and that very few outside of Australia will truly understand having that kind of childhood memory!

  • @mast3rofd3ath666
    @mast3rofd3ath666 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't want to like Viserys but Paddy is such a brilliant actor and is nailing every scene he's in I can't help but adore him??? This whole episode is brilliant. Loved it.

  • @Bonanzababe
    @Bonanzababe ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yay it's back up! And every new name you give Crispy Coleslaw just makes me happy.

  • @thelonelybolter8245
    @thelonelybolter8245 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Came for Lannister Taco Tuesday, stayed for the hunting pug.

  • @sadpandah7597
    @sadpandah7597 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omfg having a breakdown of a episode with humor is something I never expected, I love u GLidus LMAO A NEW SUB Here HAHAHAH

  • @ImIndavyjoneslocker
    @ImIndavyjoneslocker 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is like my 4th time rewatching these

  • @resathe6760
    @resathe6760 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The best thing about these videos is Glidus being delighted about Caraxes ;D And that's saying something because all the videos are amazing :)

  • @MrSilvUr
    @MrSilvUr ปีที่แล้ว +23

    They mentioned having dragons in the plural during the war council, that was enough of a signal for me.
    Also, I'm just going to say it -- I would have preferred to have seen a few arrows deflect or even bounce off of Daemons *plate* armor (and maybe a helmet. I know, actors' faces; that's why this is a parenthatical.)

  • @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208
    @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All Hail Second of His Name Blisstake | House of the Dragon Episode 3, Second of his name

  • @Totherphoenix
    @Totherphoenix ปีที่แล้ว

    this is, by far, the best video you've put out
    absolutely incredible stuff - attention to detail, humour, transitions.

  • @PlayerOfGames23
    @PlayerOfGames23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love what you said about the themes of ep 3. Watching you Glidus, makes me somehow find more enjoyment from my favorite dragon show.

  • @jonathanharbin6333
    @jonathanharbin6333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So happy you were able to reupload this. To the seven hells with whoever struck this down for copyright

  • @Fiddler1990
    @Fiddler1990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HotDamn, these are really the best weekly reviews on TH-cam, thanks so much for all the work!

  • @hugovanelsen8629
    @hugovanelsen8629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro, I just found you channel today and it's a goldmine. That relationship betw and choosing font size is one of the funniest things on youtube. you earned your likes and subscribe

  • @harisusman6096
    @harisusman6096 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glidus I was waiting all week for your review and I do it every week. Thanks for not rushing it and making it quality!

  • @DongusMcBongus
    @DongusMcBongus ปีที่แล้ว +13

    We’re back baeybe!
    I must tell everyone, I have been charged with a royal task to collect the legendary Steve Irwin Cougar Poop clip.
    I’m actually positive that the threat of me finding this legendary clip as what made HBO panic and take down this video.

  • @old_fritz
    @old_fritz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    28:20 actually the archers only need to aim in his general direction, because they are a lot of archers. If you think back to the napoleonic wars, the infantry didn't actually aim at their targets, rather they aimed in their direction and because they were a literal wall of guns some bullets were bound to hit. Same principle applies here. The archers don't have to aim individually, bacause they have a numerical advantage (a higher probability to hit).

    • @TemariNaraannaschatz
      @TemariNaraannaschatz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Works a lot better if you're fighting an army and not just one guy though. Statistically you have a very high chance of someone hitting him, but unless you're written by Benioff and Weiss and therefore only run in a singular straight line, there's a good chance of survival, especially if you have cover.

    • @old_fritz
      @old_fritz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TemariNaraannaschatz I guess I can somewhat see that being the case.
      It is silly though, that they hit the armour rather than his EXPOSED head.
      Edit: they could have at least given him a sick face scar or something (would have adressed the problem without killing him) or i dunno, have him wear a helmet (although then he couldn't have sold his surrender properly)

    • @TemariNaraannaschatz
      @TemariNaraannaschatz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@old_fritz If you look at it from a physical standpoint it's pretty easy on why the armor get's hit:
      1) much bigger place and therefore easier to hit
      2) if you're moving forward and archer will have to anticipate where you're going to end up when the arrow hits you, so if you're just a bit faster than that, the arrow will land lower of miss you.
      I think this is one of the few scenes where I was alright with a character not wearing a helmet on the battlefield. Because he surrendered.
      But I think giving him a face scar would have been long term impractical (applying that every shooting day would be a hassle), so they just gave him a haircut.

  • @BriarPatchNyra
    @BriarPatchNyra ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad you got this one worked out and I loved it as always!

  • @lightaflamethrower8573
    @lightaflamethrower8573 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for posting this. I discovered your channel through Tepid D and I have been loving your stuff.

  • @pancakeman22987
    @pancakeman22987 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing Glidus say "BOOK!" in so many different happy little ways was heart-warming. Also I too remember the Steve Irwin cougar poo moment- one of the American specials, I think it was an episode all about Rattlesnakes.
    Love me Glidus
    Love me HoT D
    Love me Hunts
    'Ate d&d
    'Ate subvertin me expectations
    Simple as

  • @22z83
    @22z83 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The peacocks were actually probably part of the local fauna on the set since they filmed it in Lokrum island in Croatia which is full of peacocks.

  • @hotvolcano1267
    @hotvolcano1267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best thumbnail change in the history of TH-cam

  • @AemondHightower3679
    @AemondHightower3679 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “You alright?”
    “Yes, yes of course. What shouldn’t be right?” He stuttered.
    “You didn’t answer.”
    “Why are you here?” Daeron asked in return.
    “Aegon, Helaena and I plan to go riding early tomorrow morn. Are you game?”
    Despite all of their differences, flying was the one thing that was beloved by all the four siblings. So Daeron agreed obviously, at least on Tessarion’s back he could measure himself with his brothers and even occasionally win.
    “What are you reading?” Aemond sat next to him and took the book out of his hand. “Mayhaps you would do better as a maester than a knight. The Citadel would surely welcome another Vaegon Targaryen.”
    Daeron shrugged, “I don’t have the patience. And neither the willpower for celibacy.”
    That made his brother laugh, he threw his head back and had his mouth wide open to clear the view of his many white teeth. He smiled little and laughed less and most of it was loaded with ridicule and mockery. Yet this time he was truly joyful.
    “Have you ever laid with a woman before? Mayhaps I shall take you to a brothel with me.”
    “I respectfully decline, brother.” Daeron avoided looking into his eye. “I have no taste for whores.”
    “You cannot judge what you have never touched. I know of establishments that cater for every need. Perhaps you would enjoy a whore without teats but with other parts instead?” His voice was devout of any mockery and his pitch rose at the end of his sentence. It made Daeron’s heart beat incredibly fast. His face shot up and he met his brother's gaze, there was something reassuring in it.
    “Do you think I didn’t know?” Aemond asked carefully. “You always have your eyes on the pretty knights and never seemed to care whenever father or grandfather wanted to introduce you to a lady maid. Also, the squires talk. They do it often and quite derogatory, but they are also right most of the time.”
    Daeron did not know what to say, he was terribly ashamed but paralyzed also. Unable to move and to escape his brother's gaze, he kept looking into his burning eyes of amethyst and sapphire. “So is it the truth?” Aemond asked.
    “You hate me, don’t you? Your weakling brother who would rather swallow a sword than wield it.” Daeron laughed cruelly.
    “Why should I hate you? You are my brother and I love you above anything else. People tell us to be abnormal simply for wedding brother to sister, but we are valyrians and we shall do what we think proper.” Aemond put his hand on Daeron’s shoulder and it grounded the young prince a bit.

  • @madsthorgaard6335
    @madsthorgaard6335 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No one’s gonna talk about how shark are not smooth? They literally have small teeth-like thingies all over their body called dermal scales
    Edit: My bad i was thinking of whales

    • @lambeflores6456
      @lambeflores6456 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Whoosh.

    • @ManzanaDeMuerte
      @ManzanaDeMuerte ปีที่แล้ว +4

      dunno where you get your info from but sharks are 100% smooth

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      sharks are smooth

    • @rileystanaway3227
      @rileystanaway3227 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sharks are incredibly smooth both ways when you pat them

    • @rockyerglock
      @rockyerglock ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I find sharks to have terrible pick up lines.

  • @phyllislin7421
    @phyllislin7421 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the editing and narration of this video! Made me laugh / snort!

  • @SeriousGuy
    @SeriousGuy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Larys Strong reminds me of V from Devil May Cry 5 and it excites me to learn that he's going to be important in the story going forward.

  • @ChandlerThorn
    @ChandlerThorn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Actually think it would’ve made the most sense for Lyonel Strong to mention Laenor being a dragon rider.

  • @thomasford5813
    @thomasford5813 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Outstanding work Glidus. You really have matured and damn you are funny. When I laugh so much I cry, all I can do is say thank you

  • @CrystalHoytBeauty
    @CrystalHoytBeauty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok. Your video breakdowns are way too good to be taking this long to get out!! We need episode 4!

  • @daystillnight
    @daystillnight ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All hail Glinders, First of His Name and Glider of Buses. May His will Bliss or Piss our takes, for the betterment of all out days.

  • @breezeshooter42
    @breezeshooter42 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Second (of his name) time's the charm

  • @iateabagelonce
    @iateabagelonce ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glidus hearing you be so happy about the show makes ME happy. What a fun dragon show

  • @crawfordbrown75
    @crawfordbrown75 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Episode 4 was absolutely the best so far, really looking foreward to that. However my one gripe is that they didn't change the intro music despite Glidus specifically requesting it

  • @meg.1591
    @meg.1591 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love the consistent replacements of cristons name they're so hilarious

  • @rahbeeuh
    @rahbeeuh ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad this was reupload! I was looking forward to the one from yesterday but HBO were HBO -ing.

  • @AMH1988
    @AMH1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've watched this through 3 times now. It's such a fun video to listen to

  • @auranewaters8477
    @auranewaters8477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now that you mentioned Duran Duran, I guess you have to sing "the wild boys" for the next opening credits... or I will charge an army of pirates alone, and without my helmet.

  • @nicolasclermont893
    @nicolasclermont893 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the Mr.Plinkett callbacks.
    Also please tie up a woman and keep her in your basement and force her to watch season 5-8 of game of thrones.

  • @4amlibra
    @4amlibra ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so genuinely enjoying hearing you dissect the nuances in all these episodes of The Eighth-Grade Book Report Show.

  • @Durins_Babe
    @Durins_Babe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was one of your better blisstakes, I love it. Thank you.

  • @jordanb1729
    @jordanb1729 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Been waiting for this. And thank you Glidus for your help in making my father a Lord. However now the power has gone to his head and deemed us all peasants. Any idea where to find some poisonous crystals which I can hide in a necklace.

    • @DaysieRose
      @DaysieRose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gifting a lordship to my husband on Christmas led to a similar dismal morning of the children and myself being reminded to "put some respect" on his name 🤣

  • @talusneedsalife
    @talusneedsalife ปีที่แล้ว +4

    if glidus says it, so it must be. sharks are smooth CONFIRMED

  • @polythene21
    @polythene21 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you massa. Good video like the way you’re explaining themes instead of just poking fun