ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ต.ค. 2024
- if you are wondering about which line came from what episode, please go to my instagram highlights (jayshalstead) and look under "psa's" *
“i caught a bullet in the process” (cf 2x06)
➤Program: SVP13
➤Show: chicago pd
➤ Person: jay halstead
Social Media
➤Twitter: hclsteads
➤Instagram: jayshalstead
➤Tumblr: jayhclstead
• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.
Woman: " I thought you were the delivery guy.."
Jay: " I wish I was"
* walks past the woman and dog*
Jay: " nice cat "
@Maram Z yeahh lol
Jay doesn’t know what a chihuahua is😂
@@huertz903 apparently not
What episode is that?
that was a dog XD
“I’ll tackle her... Gently” 😂
Lol ye
Nathan Boyle don’t u think we caught that
What episode is that
What episode
Nathan Boyle man stfu
“If you’re gonna lie, put some effort into it. For me!” Made me laugh.
What episode?
What episode?
Me too, one of my favorite lines
😂😂😂
That's my favorite Halstead line, from either brother
Chicago's very own Dean Winchester
That is the perfect way to describe him
THANK YOU!! I've been saying this for so long no one seems to get it
Deeeeeeeean 😍
Hahahah that’s amazing
omg yes
“she’s the police”
“sHe’S nOt An AmBuLeNcE!”
At 1:35
That one was my favorite. 😆
R.I.P Markie Post (Bunny)
His bluntness is still keeping me in tears of laughter.
“ I’ll tackle him.......gently”
“He got shot in the chest (how is he supposed to be dummy)”
“Am I banging on your door, no then go back inside”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*her*
It*
One of the funniest ones for me was "CPD Asshole" 😂😂😂 3:58 and "This'll be great because Erin might let me drive 3:55 and her."That'll never happen, which makes it even funnier 3:57
hi I haven't been able to find the ep when Jay gets shot in this video can you tell me please : )
Jay Halstead is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone 💜💜
Not anymore, these last 2/3 season he has been not so good
@@naedot.9779 wtf you talking about. He is as great as ever, this crossover Jay was on fire! love him and Will
Russel Conor he barely is talked about in the show though
@@stanleybrasser315 then you clearly don't watch the show, because first of all, it's a show based on ensemble cast, that means that every actor has a similar share in the show. But of course there are characters who are main focus, have a bigger role and Jay in addition to Voight is such a character. He was among most important figures from the beginning as Erin's partner, and if Erin stayed, Voight and Jay would probably be a family now, because the creators clearly wanted to make Voight Erin's real father and probably Jay would have married Erin by now. But even now, without Erin, Jay is the most important figure next to Voight. Season 7 is focused on Jay and the messy case of Marcus West, plus the relationship between Hailey and Jay. So...idk what you talking about.
Russel Conor I literally watch it..
"She's not an ambulance"
Season 4, Episode 23 Fork in the Road
he's got some of the best lines in the show lmfao!
"You don't know what dry-cleaning is."
"I'll learn."
LOL I just adore him ❤️
Lindsay: Don't hit on her
Jay: Who Nadia? *What kind of dog do you think I am*
Lol
What episode is it?
Definitely a golden retriever
My name is Nadia and he is my celebrity crush.
My name is Nadia also and I like him a lot
"It's intimate."
"Yea, so is prison."
Halstead: can u describe two women for me
Man: it was dark
Halstead: it was 10AM
thx for the like
What episode
"Eric Stattle, Chicago PD"
Opens door with the chain on. "Who are you?"
"I just told you."
closes the door to undo the chain
Jay:"Son of a"
LIKE SRSLY JAY PATIENCE
he didn't closed the door to undo the chain, he just closed the door, I remember this episode
Eric Scalise*
What episode?
The guy went flying
Which episode was that and from which season?
I love how Jay is just done with Erin's mom. He feels what we all feel.
Man- “it was dark..”
Jay- “ It WaS tEn Am “
Woman- “ I thought you where the delivery guy”
Jay- “wish I was NiCe CaT”
Me- “iS tHaT nOt A dOg”
It is. Lol. Gotta love Jay.
Antonio said “wOW”
I died when he said "Nice cat"😂😂😂
Should have included this one liner from S1E5:
Hank: you like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants.
Jay: (eyes get big) I didn't know it was out.
😂
😂😂😂
To say that to Voight? That took some balls!
Thats in another vid
@@Laurantalasah Too bad we didn't see them!
That killed me😅
Love how Sarcastic jay is. It's so slick and subtle.
" I should lay you out where you stand I would advise you not trying that"
" ok so I was driving behind a pedipholie "
" first of its detective "
When he said “First of it’s detective” I said recognize. I can imagine in his head being like I did not work hard to be detective for you to call me by my name. Kinda how it’s Captain Jack Sparrow
*Pedophile
@@Julia.Taunton-Clark99 grammar nazi
I knew Jay had some zingers but I didn't realize he had this many! Wish you included his reaction to Burgess' sister telling Ruzek she remembered him because she had his and Burgess' engagement photo on her fridge. His face was priceless 😂😂
what ep is that lol. cause im about to get up, sneek downstairs and watch every single episode rn and its 2:19am
@@moose6204 I just looked trying to find the episode number but came up empty. It was around two season ago. Here is a link to a screenshot of Halstead's face when that scene went down: www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoPD/comments/62ep4m/marina_posted_this_on_instagram_halsteads/
@@caffeinatednation8885 I litteraly took a screenshot of tgat eye I was watching the episode. Amazing
@@moose6204 season 4 episode 19
Fluffypigs. I don’t mean to intrude but if you still need it the episode it is season 4 episode 18 at around 9:27ish (I think a couple seconds after but idk)
I freakin love him, so talented and hot, he needs his own show !
"Or is it that desk sergeant from downstairs" "Yes thats the one we are on the back burner right now"😂😂😂😂
Now I ship Plastead
Jay and Erin were perfect for each other bc of how funny they were
Halstead is an absolute doll baby. And a sassy one at that.
"I'll tackle her......gently," that's funny
Jay”ok look I feel like a house husband”
Erin “awe cute”
Jay “wipe that smile off your face before I do”
The title should be called jay roasting people 4 minutes
Jay is hilarious, and Jesse is insanely talented, but the writing of the show was so much better back then!! wow!
“Well how has he been doing”
Jay “ he has been shot in the chest”
I am in tears
"CPD, asshole!"
That one really got me for some reason 😂😂😂
No nobody could drop that “CPD, asshole.” line way harder than Jay did. One of the most badass lines in the show.
Also, the way the guy flew when he kicked the door open still kills me. 😂
One of my fav Jay scenes ever when that cop is like “I should lay you out.” and he’s like “I’d advise against trying that” the shade.
Yeah I like that one as well 😂
What episode is that quote from?
Me: *has a first draft of a 1000 word essay due tomorrow*
Also me: *watches this*
"i thought you were the delivery guy"
"I wish i was *looks at dog*... nice cat"
Crack up lol
-You don't call 911 you call you daughter?
-She is the police!
-She is not an ambulance!
I die 😂😂😂😂
Erin: "What does your suit look like?"
Jay: "Like a suit."
Erin: "It has to look high-end."
Jay: "....... I have nice suits."
that was such a funny scene LMAO
I miss how well they were together
Just Some Random Pharaoh what season and ep was that?
Do you know what episode it is
@@gracieadamson2976 @Zhanya Carpenter season 1, episode 6
His bluntness is to be admired.
I never realized how blunt he was until now
Got to love when Will is teasing his younger brother jay. Family feels ❤
Jays older than Will... 🤔 I think lol
RachelleJayne1993 I don’t think anyone knows lol, I’ve seen it being both ways and idk either lol
@@ajunicee I'm sure Jay tells whats her name?? From SVU that Will's his younger brother... 🤔 not 100% but fairly certain lol
Jay is older
Jay is the older brother :)
"i already told you"
*door shuts*
"SON OF A *KICK*"
What Episode is that?
Jay is such a underrated actor . He is funny and so nice in real life .. I love him so much ! Everytime I just want to go in the screen and act with him
*Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.*
mood.
I feel like when he's undercover, he just plays himself with no filter 😂
"Well..how's he doing?"
*angry noises*
*"He's been shot in the chest-"*
“Wipe that stupid smile off ur face” we ❤ jay
'le snob' 'If you're pressing alarm, I'll break your hand' 'We played Scrabble, like once, in her apartment', 'ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?' LMAO 🤣🤣 Jay was so hilarious and great !! Man, the new showrunner and the new writers ruined this show and most of the characters, so bad! This was a real Chicago PD, these old clips and seasons! this is the show I will always love, not the current cr*p!
“ he’s been shot in the chest” 😂
1:34 Jay just full on breaks that guys spine kicking in the door. Also at 1:38 “She’s the police.She’s not an ambulance “🤣🤣🤣
What episode is 1:34
@@joshuagiron7600 Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation
Hy thanks for your support towards my movie career
@nessydelight470 sorry to ask but do you know what episode 1:52 is on?
"What does your suit look like?"
"Like a suit!"
😂 I love Jay 😭
"I hope we are talking about the same thing" 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
“ I feel like a house husband”
“Arrr”
Jay: “There’s a dry cleaner in the building” Erin: “ you don’t know what dry cleaning is” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time
"Thought you were the delivery guy..."
"Wish I was.... nice cat."
XD
I miss his and Erin’s sassy conversations together 😪😪
“What’s the reward”
“A firm handshake and a sincere thank you”
3:02 “I hope we’re talking about the same thing”
erin is JUST as sassy...
maybe thats why they were perfect
His voice 💕💕💕
“detective chuckles... if you don’t mind” lmao I absolutely love jay🤣🤣
he has the funniest quotes/lines
“ I’ll tackle her.... gently” 😂😂
love Jay, he is so good and in s7 his storyline is getting more and more complex
“It’s intimate”
“Yeah so is prison”
Had me rollingggg 😭
Jay: Chicago PD!!
Man: *opens door a little* “who are you?”
Jay: I already told y- *door slams*
Jay: Son of a- *kicks door in sending man flying*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Why Don’t We Limelight I don’t honestly remember
@Tyler Behm Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation
"What kind of dog do you think I am?"
"And you're hungry now"
I swear that first question had to be rhetorical. LOL
I can look at this a million times. Jay and Jesse's deliverance of Jay quibs are precious.
NICE CAT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
literally a mood
"Paraphernalia, there's an R in there"
"Ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?"
No one:
Absolutely Not A single Soul:
Jay Halstead: NiCe cAT
lady: “ I thought you were the delivery guy”
jay: “ wish I was”
lady: *shocked*
jay: “nice cat”
😂😂😂
‘And I’ve got to wear a fricken name tag that says hi I’m security friendly’
That got me so much I nealy died of laugher
That got me so much
*the Chicago P.D “Prince of Sass”* 😂👏🏽
Jay was and will always be the best.. the show has gone down the toilet since his departure.. I basically only watch the old episodes with him..
Erin always had Jay's back
Cory Bernstein and now its upton's turn
“Come on Jay let’s go into Voight’s office”
“First of all it’s detective and second let’s not get in the wrong foot”
Poor Sean 😂
Gosh I love this guy soooo much ♡
Jay halstead has some real great lines
-Chicago PD
-Who are you
-I already tell you.
-*boom*
-ugh.. Sonofabitch... BANG.
Αfter Voight... Jay is the guy.
Favorite by far character.... After Voight of course...ooohhh... I already said that. 😏
P. S: nice cat??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
man : it was dark
jay : it was 10am
“If you’re gonna lie out some effort in it for me” lmao 😂
😂😂
“If advise against trying that” I died 🤣🤣
“Can you describe them to me?”
“No it was dark”
“It was 10 am “
This was f---ng perfect!
And that last scene was a great way to end it!
Sentences I quote daily:
“A firm handshake and a sincere thank you. That’s what you get”
He is probably one of my favorites 🤣 I lost it when he told the lady “Nice cat..”
"If you press an alarm, I will break your hand :)"
“-Thought you were the delivery guy
-Wish I was.... Nice cat”
Omg I can’t😂😂😂😂
Jay - how many people?
Man- 2
Jay- can you describe Them to me ?
Man- no it was dark ....
Jay- *it was 10 am.*
1:56 Both brothers are sassy lol, it just runs in the family
What ep is that ?
1:32
Bad guy: who are you
Jay: I already told you
*Slams door
Jay: SON OF A!
BAD GUY: *I CAN BELIEVE I CAN FLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD I NEED SOMEBODY TO MAKE AN EDIT OF THAT😭😭
You have no idea how many times a day I watch that, and crack up
2:58 God I love that little smirk on her face!!!
"No you told me it was done, the girls gotta eat"
Jay: "so now your hungry"
I'm dead-
I love Jay his sassy moments are always really funny, thank god I have this video to watch them😂💖
He’s too precious
Lady- thought u were the delivery guy
Jay- no I wish I was. Nice cat
Me: but she’s holding a dog
“Nadia” “what kind of dog do you think I am” 😂😂
Jay being sassy... more like Jay being ICONIC!🤣🤣🤣 he is EVERYTHING!🤣🤣😍😍😍
This is amazing! xD I didn't know I needed that video... but I do now. I love it.
I've watched this multiple times. I'm obsessed!
”Ok hooked on phonics, you wanna step outside?”
I have been watching this show for years now and I never realised how much of a gem Halstead is lmao thank you for this
1:30 is my favorite. The way he kicks in the door so annoyed😂😂😂😂😂
His sass is off the charts... it’s so funny
I've watched this so many times, that I can quote him and have several favorites. I love how sarcastic he is. Especially the one with Antonio.