@@stanleybrasser315 then you clearly don't watch the show, because first of all, it's a show based on ensemble cast, that means that every actor has a similar share in the show. But of course there are characters who are main focus, have a bigger role and Jay in addition to Voight is such a character. He was among most important figures from the beginning as Erin's partner, and if Erin stayed, Voight and Jay would probably be a family now, because the creators clearly wanted to make Voight Erin's real father and probably Jay would have married Erin by now. But even now, without Erin, Jay is the most important figure next to Voight. Season 7 is focused on Jay and the messy case of Marcus West, plus the relationship between Hailey and Jay. So...idk what you talking about.
His bluntness is still keeping me in tears of laughter. “ I’ll tackle him.......gently” “He got shot in the chest (how is he supposed to be dummy)” “Am I banging on your door, no then go back inside” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest ones for me was "CPD Asshole" 😂😂😂 3:58 and "This'll be great because Erin might let me drive 3:55 and her."That'll never happen, which makes it even funnier 3:57
Should have included this one liner from S1E5: Hank: you like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants. Jay: (eyes get big) I didn't know it was out. 😂
"Eric Stattle, Chicago PD" Opens door with the chain on. "Who are you?" "I just told you." closes the door to undo the chain Jay:"Son of a" LIKE SRSLY JAY PATIENCE
I knew Jay had some zingers but I didn't realize he had this many! Wish you included his reaction to Burgess' sister telling Ruzek she remembered him because she had his and Burgess' engagement photo on her fridge. His face was priceless 😂😂
@@moose6204 I just looked trying to find the episode number but came up empty. It was around two season ago. Here is a link to a screenshot of Halstead's face when that scene went down: www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoPD/comments/62ep4m/marina_posted_this_on_instagram_halsteads/
Fluffypigs. I don’t mean to intrude but if you still need it the episode it is season 4 episode 18 at around 9:27ish (I think a couple seconds after but idk)
Love how Sarcastic jay is. It's so slick and subtle. " I should lay you out where you stand I would advise you not trying that" " ok so I was driving behind a pedipholie " " first of its detective "
When he said “First of it’s detective” I said recognize. I can imagine in his head being like I did not work hard to be detective for you to call me by my name. Kinda how it’s Captain Jack Sparrow
No nobody could drop that “CPD, asshole.” line way harder than Jay did. One of the most badass lines in the show. Also, the way the guy flew when he kicked the door open still kills me. 😂
Jay is such a underrated actor . He is funny and so nice in real life .. I love him so much ! Everytime I just want to go in the screen and act with him
Erin: "What does your suit look like?" Jay: "Like a suit." Erin: "It has to look high-end." Jay: "....... I have nice suits." that was such a funny scene LMAO I miss how well they were together
'le snob' 'If you're pressing alarm, I'll break your hand' 'We played Scrabble, like once, in her apartment', 'ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?' LMAO 🤣🤣 Jay was so hilarious and great !! Man, the new showrunner and the new writers ruined this show and most of the characters, so bad! This was a real Chicago PD, these old clips and seasons! this is the show I will always love, not the current cr*p!
Jay: Chicago PD!! Man: *opens door a little* “who are you?” Jay: I already told y- *door slams* Jay: Son of a- *kicks door in sending man flying* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Chicago's very own Dean Winchester
That is the perfect way to describe him
THANK YOU!! I've been saying this for so long no one seems to get it
Deeeeeeeean 😍
Hahahah that’s amazing
omg yes
“she’s the police”
“sHe’S nOt An AmBuLeNcE!”
At 1:35
That one was my favorite. 😆
R.I.P Markie Post (Bunny)
2:17
“I’ll tackle her... Gently” 😂
Lol ye
Nathan Boyle don’t u think we caught that
What episode is that
What episode
Nathan Boyle man stfu
Woman: " I thought you were the delivery guy.."
Jay: " I wish I was"
* walks past the woman and dog*
Jay: " nice cat "
@Maram Z yeahh lol
Jay doesn’t know what a chihuahua is😂
@@huertz903 apparently not
What episode is that?
that was a dog XD
“If you’re gonna lie, put some effort into it. For me!” Made me laugh.
What episode?
What episode?
Me too, one of my favorite lines
😂😂😂
That's my favorite Halstead line, from either brother
"She's not an ambulance"
Season 4, Episode 23 Fork in the Road
he's got some of the best lines in the show lmfao!
Jay Halstead is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs.
Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone 💜💜
Not anymore, these last 2/3 season he has been not so good
@@naedot.9779 wtf you talking about. He is as great as ever, this crossover Jay was on fire! love him and Will
Russel Conor he barely is talked about in the show though
@@stanleybrasser315 then you clearly don't watch the show, because first of all, it's a show based on ensemble cast, that means that every actor has a similar share in the show. But of course there are characters who are main focus, have a bigger role and Jay in addition to Voight is such a character. He was among most important figures from the beginning as Erin's partner, and if Erin stayed, Voight and Jay would probably be a family now, because the creators clearly wanted to make Voight Erin's real father and probably Jay would have married Erin by now. But even now, without Erin, Jay is the most important figure next to Voight. Season 7 is focused on Jay and the messy case of Marcus West, plus the relationship between Hailey and Jay. So...idk what you talking about.
Russel Conor I literally watch it..
His bluntness is still keeping me in tears of laughter.
“ I’ll tackle him.......gently”
“He got shot in the chest (how is he supposed to be dummy)”
“Am I banging on your door, no then go back inside”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*her*
It*
One of the funniest ones for me was "CPD Asshole" 😂😂😂 3:58 and "This'll be great because Erin might let me drive 3:55 and her."That'll never happen, which makes it even funnier 3:57
hi I haven't been able to find the ep when Jay gets shot in this video can you tell me please : )
"It's intimate."
"Yea, so is prison."
"You don't know what dry-cleaning is."
"I'll learn."
LOL I just adore him ❤️
Lindsay: Don't hit on her
Jay: Who Nadia? *What kind of dog do you think I am*
Lol
What episode is it?
Definitely a golden retriever
My name is Nadia and he is my celebrity crush.
My name is Nadia also and I like him a lot
Jay is hilarious, and Jesse is insanely talented, but the writing of the show was so much better back then!! wow!
Halstead: can u describe two women for me
Man: it was dark
Halstead: it was 10AM
thx for the like
What episode
Should have included this one liner from S1E5:
Hank: you like working in this unit, you keep it in your pants.
Jay: (eyes get big) I didn't know it was out.
😂
😂😂😂
To say that to Voight? That took some balls!
Thats in another vid
@@Laurantalasah Too bad we didn't see them!
That killed me😅
"Eric Stattle, Chicago PD"
Opens door with the chain on. "Who are you?"
"I just told you."
closes the door to undo the chain
Jay:"Son of a"
LIKE SRSLY JAY PATIENCE
he didn't closed the door to undo the chain, he just closed the door, I remember this episode
Eric Scalise*
What episode?
The guy went flying
Which episode was that and from which season?
Man- “it was dark..”
Jay- “ It WaS tEn Am “
Woman- “ I thought you where the delivery guy”
Jay- “wish I was NiCe CaT”
Me- “iS tHaT nOt A dOg”
It is. Lol. Gotta love Jay.
Antonio said “wOW”
I died when he said "Nice cat"😂😂😂
I knew Jay had some zingers but I didn't realize he had this many! Wish you included his reaction to Burgess' sister telling Ruzek she remembered him because she had his and Burgess' engagement photo on her fridge. His face was priceless 😂😂
what ep is that lol. cause im about to get up, sneek downstairs and watch every single episode rn and its 2:19am
@@moose6204 I just looked trying to find the episode number but came up empty. It was around two season ago. Here is a link to a screenshot of Halstead's face when that scene went down: www.reddit.com/r/ChicagoPD/comments/62ep4m/marina_posted_this_on_instagram_halsteads/
@@caffeinatednation8885 I litteraly took a screenshot of tgat eye I was watching the episode. Amazing
@@moose6204 season 4 episode 19
Fluffypigs. I don’t mean to intrude but if you still need it the episode it is season 4 episode 18 at around 9:27ish (I think a couple seconds after but idk)
I love how Jay is just done with Erin's mom. He feels what we all feel.
Love how Sarcastic jay is. It's so slick and subtle.
" I should lay you out where you stand I would advise you not trying that"
" ok so I was driving behind a pedipholie "
" first of its detective "
When he said “First of it’s detective” I said recognize. I can imagine in his head being like I did not work hard to be detective for you to call me by my name. Kinda how it’s Captain Jack Sparrow
*Pedophile
@@Julia.Taunton-Clark99 grammar nazi
I freakin love him, so talented and hot, he needs his own show !
"Or is it that desk sergeant from downstairs" "Yes thats the one we are on the back burner right now"😂😂😂😂
Now I ship Plastead
Halstead is an absolute doll baby. And a sassy one at that.
Jay and Erin were perfect for each other bc of how funny they were
"I'll tackle her......gently," that's funny
No nobody could drop that “CPD, asshole.” line way harder than Jay did. One of the most badass lines in the show.
Also, the way the guy flew when he kicked the door open still kills me. 😂
"CPD, asshole!"
That one really got me for some reason 😂😂😂
The title should be called jay roasting people 4 minutes
Jay”ok look I feel like a house husband”
Erin “awe cute”
Jay “wipe that smile off your face before I do”
One of my fav Jay scenes ever when that cop is like “I should lay you out.” and he’s like “I’d advise against trying that” the shade.
Yeah I like that one as well 😂
What episode is that quote from?
“Well how has he been doing”
Jay “ he has been shot in the chest”
I am in tears
"i thought you were the delivery guy"
"I wish i was *looks at dog*... nice cat"
Crack up lol
"What does your suit look like?"
"Like a suit!"
😂 I love Jay 😭
Got to love when Will is teasing his younger brother jay. Family feels ❤
Jays older than Will... 🤔 I think lol
RachelleJayne1993 I don’t think anyone knows lol, I’ve seen it being both ways and idk either lol
@@ajunicee I'm sure Jay tells whats her name?? From SVU that Will's his younger brother... 🤔 not 100% but fairly certain lol
Jay is older
Jay is the older brother :)
-You don't call 911 you call you daughter?
-She is the police!
-She is not an ambulance!
I die 😂😂😂😂
"i already told you"
*door shuts*
"SON OF A *KICK*"
What Episode is that?
Jay is such a underrated actor . He is funny and so nice in real life .. I love him so much ! Everytime I just want to go in the screen and act with him
Erin: "What does your suit look like?"
Jay: "Like a suit."
Erin: "It has to look high-end."
Jay: "....... I have nice suits."
that was such a funny scene LMAO
I miss how well they were together
Just Some Random Pharaoh what season and ep was that?
Do you know what episode it is
@@gracieadamson2976 @Zhanya Carpenter season 1, episode 6
His bluntness is to be admired.
I never realized how blunt he was until now
'le snob' 'If you're pressing alarm, I'll break your hand' 'We played Scrabble, like once, in her apartment', 'ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?' LMAO 🤣🤣 Jay was so hilarious and great !! Man, the new showrunner and the new writers ruined this show and most of the characters, so bad! This was a real Chicago PD, these old clips and seasons! this is the show I will always love, not the current cr*p!
“Wipe that stupid smile off ur face” we ❤ jay
Me: *has a first draft of a 1000 word essay due tomorrow*
Also me: *watches this*
*Am I banging on your door? No? Then go back inside.*
mood.
I feel like when he's undercover, he just plays himself with no filter 😂
"Well..how's he doing?"
*angry noises*
*"He's been shot in the chest-"*
1:34 Jay just full on breaks that guys spine kicking in the door. Also at 1:38 “She’s the police.She’s not an ambulance “🤣🤣🤣
What episode is 1:34
@@joshuagiron7600 Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation
Hy thanks for your support towards my movie career
@nessydelight470 sorry to ask but do you know what episode 1:52 is on?
"Thought you were the delivery guy..."
"Wish I was.... nice cat."
XD
3:02 “I hope we’re talking about the same thing”
"I hope we are talking about the same thing" 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Jay: “There’s a dry cleaner in the building” Erin: “ you don’t know what dry cleaning is” 😂😂😂😂 gets me every time
“ he’s been shot in the chest” 😂
“ I feel like a house husband”
“Arrr”
“ I’ll tackle her.... gently” 😂😂
"What kind of dog do you think I am?"
"And you're hungry now"
I swear that first question had to be rhetorical. LOL
“It’s intimate”
“Yeah so is prison”
Had me rollingggg 😭
“detective chuckles... if you don’t mind” lmao I absolutely love jay🤣🤣
he has the funniest quotes/lines
"Paraphernalia, there's an R in there"
"Ok hooked on phonics you want to step outside?"
Jay was and will always be the best.. the show has gone down the toilet since his departure.. I basically only watch the old episodes with him..
“What’s the reward”
“A firm handshake and a sincere thank you”
erin is JUST as sassy...
maybe thats why they were perfect
‘And I’ve got to wear a fricken name tag that says hi I’m security friendly’
That got me so much I nealy died of laugher
That got me so much
NICE CAT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
literally a mood
No one:
Absolutely Not A single Soul:
Jay Halstead: NiCe cAT
I miss his and Erin’s sassy conversations together 😪😪
1:56 Both brothers are sassy lol, it just runs in the family
What ep is that ?
His voice 💕💕💕
“If you’re gonna lie out some effort in it for me” lmao 😂
😂😂
Sentences I quote daily:
“A firm handshake and a sincere thank you. That’s what you get”
*the Chicago P.D “Prince of Sass”* 😂👏🏽
lady: “ I thought you were the delivery guy”
jay: “ wish I was”
lady: *shocked*
jay: “nice cat”
😂😂😂
man : it was dark
jay : it was 10am
love Jay, he is so good and in s7 his storyline is getting more and more complex
Jay: Chicago PD!!
Man: *opens door a little* “who are you?”
Jay: I already told y- *door slams*
Jay: Son of a- *kicks door in sending man flying*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Why Don’t We Limelight I don’t honestly remember
@Tyler Behm Season 4 Episode 20 Grasping for Salvation
“If advise against trying that” I died 🤣🤣
“Can you describe them to me?”
“No it was dark”
“It was 10 am “
Erin always had Jay's back
Cory Bernstein and now its upton's turn
I can look at this a million times. Jay and Jesse's deliverance of Jay quibs are precious.
2:58 God I love that little smirk on her face!!!
He is probably one of my favorites 🤣 I lost it when he told the lady “Nice cat..”
"If you press an alarm, I will break your hand :)"
“Come on Jay let’s go into Voight’s office”
“First of all it’s detective and second let’s not get in the wrong foot”
Poor Sean 😂
“-Thought you were the delivery guy
-Wish I was.... Nice cat”
Omg I can’t😂😂😂😂
Jay - how many people?
Man- 2
Jay- can you describe Them to me ?
Man- no it was dark ....
Jay- *it was 10 am.*
"No you told me it was done, the girls gotta eat"
Jay: "so now your hungry"
I'm dead-
Jay being sassy... more like Jay being ICONIC!🤣🤣🤣 he is EVERYTHING!🤣🤣😍😍😍
“Nadia” “what kind of dog do you think I am” 😂😂
Gosh I love this guy soooo much ♡
1:30 is my favorite. The way he kicks in the door so annoyed😂😂😂😂😂
Jay halstead has some real great lines
2:42 "Ok hooked on phonics, wanna step outside?" Wonderful line
”Ok hooked on phonics, you wanna step outside?”
This was f---ng perfect!
And that last scene was a great way to end it!
Jay: Lose the grin or I'll lose it for you.
I'm sooo stealing that. 😁
Jay: "you find a dead body, you don't call 911, you call your daughter?"
Bonnie: "She's the police!"
Jay: "She's not an ambulance!"
LMAO!!!
🤣🤣
You have no idea how many times a day I watch that, and crack up
I love how he looked at the dog and said "nice cat"
Lol dog? Looked like a naked cat too me
@@notsureiL looked like a dog to me
Lady- thought u were the delivery guy
Jay- no I wish I was. Nice cat
Me: but she’s holding a dog
The suit part just gets me everytime,, “what’s your suit look like” “like a suit” 😂😂😂😂😂
1:32
Bad guy: who are you
Jay: I already told you
*Slams door
Jay: SON OF A!
BAD GUY: *I CAN BELIEVE I CAN FLY 😂😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD I NEED SOMEBODY TO MAKE AN EDIT OF THAT😭😭
This is amazing! xD I didn't know I needed that video... but I do now. I love it.
I've watched this multiple times. I'm obsessed!
"Okay, so I happen to be driving home behind a pedophile." The way he says it sounds like its a regular occurance for Jay