How to Talk Australians - Episode 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’

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  • EPISODE 1: ‘G’DAY KNACKERS’
    An introduction to the Australian vernacular, with particular emphasis on their penchant for expletives and derogatory put-downs.
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  • @DoctorHmm
    @DoctorHmm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    "Cunt" wasn't used once in this video. I'm disappointed.

    • @memd777
      @memd777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      John Smith They have used it in their second episode, th-cam.com/video/DHQRZXM-4xI/w-d-xo.html They can't mention everything in just one episode lol Australia is big. Its a fucking continent, not a country,

    • @Locustmaster15
      @Locustmaster15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Smith I'm sure they wanted to but they can't. I think it's illegal. India culture/censorship rules are weird. They did a good job despite not being able to use cunt though

    • @GriMega123
      @GriMega123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mehmud Australia isn't a continent, it's a country. Oceania is a continent.

    • @jordanbridges
      @jordanbridges 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      FrancisMB No. It's not really. It is a country AND also a continent.

    • @n3vab4n3vaagain9
      @n3vab4n3vaagain9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Smith youforgottorunitaltoghter

  • @singer1AJ
    @singer1AJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    I’m an Australian and I think this is bloody hilarious!! I love when they throw the boomerang and it doesn’t come back haha

    • @johnclayden1670
      @johnclayden1670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't Rolf have a song about that?

    • @MrJFoster1984
      @MrJFoster1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Clayden Rolf is a Nonce though

    • @shoelessone0742
      @shoelessone0742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@johnclayden1670 kev bloody wilson i think

    • @precogtyrant
      @precogtyrant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      did you notice the boomerang shaped piece in the bbq?

    • @LeaCollingwoodMagpies
      @LeaCollingwoodMagpies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah its called a stick if it dont come back PMSLOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Andy-dz7us
    @Andy-dz7us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I'm an Aussie.
    Fell of my couch laughing at this
    Brilliant

    • @XGDragon
      @XGDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darn, now you have to climb back up the walls again.

  • @anurag-kumar20
    @anurag-kumar20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    The creators of this video are Aussies mate! If anyone should take offence, it should be Indians. 😂
    Our accents are half the reason this is so funny.

    • @anurag-kumar20
      @anurag-kumar20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Pratyush Kishore Curb your nationalism. It's funny because it's a weird mixture of Indian accent in an Aussie setting.

    • @IOUaUsername
      @IOUaUsername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's not funny because of the Indian accent. It's funny because of the contrast between Australian bogan culture and the excessively formal culture the British left Indian education and corporate institutions with. The only time an Australian says "mister" is when they're in parliament or court.

    • @CriticoolHit
      @CriticoolHit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alex Calm yourself right-wing racist.

    • @discocomputermusic
      @discocomputermusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is genius. And my go to if I need a laugh

    • @RoddOzLand
      @RoddOzLand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IOUaUsername it's funny coz the accent too, that's no bogan Australia, this IS Australia, what you're talking about? Specially barbie, ozzies love it just like lots of people from other countries. Anyway, it's waaaaay too much analysis for a short sketch like this one. It's just bloody funny!

  • @mathewhaines3534
    @mathewhaines3534 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I'm an Aussie and these are probably the funniest clips I have ever seen!!

    • @P4rk3R1
      @P4rk3R1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mathew Haines jesus calm down wouldn't go that far

  • @FelesMala007
    @FelesMala007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    FYI to the boofheads accusing Indians of reverse racism, How to Talk Australians was written, produced and directed by 3 Aussies: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne. Developed originally for Australian TV, for whatever reason/s it didn't happen and Rogers, Hibbert and Byrne took a punt with a web series. These blokes know their Australian history. During the 1850s gold rushes in Victoria and NSW, jimmygrant was colonial slang for immigrant. Nice obscure touch. Season 2 please? Australian satire at its best - a subversive piss-take of ourselves.

    • @PHILPOP2
      @PHILPOP2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Im sure the wowsers put a stop to it. They would do the same to con the fruiterer if he was around today

    • @Andy-dz7us
      @Andy-dz7us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There's no such thing as reverse racism,
      it implies only white people are racist, which, as we know is utter bollocks. If you were to put an asian man in a room an African man what do think would happen.

    • @shanekonarson
      @shanekonarson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s fuckin gold . Anyone whinging is a flog .

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Freyr SeaWolf my thoughts exactly mate. Its just funny as fuck. People overthink too much shit.

    • @storm3772
      @storm3772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tilly Devine so true,

  • @mindyourlife7534
    @mindyourlife7534 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I am a 71-years-old Aussie...born and bred in Melbourne, Victoria and all TEN (yes 10) of these videos are in MY personal Aussie-opinion...f - - - ing HILARIOUS!!!

  • @kirstitties
    @kirstitties 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Australia was first discovered in 1988 by an explorer called Dr. Hook" hahahahaha 😂

  • @SaranshTiku1
    @SaranshTiku1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    A recent survey suggests that 30% of Australians are casual racists. Which means, that 70% of them are full time
    I LOST MY SHIT 😂 I almost choked on my spit

    • @EnderIsMinecraft
      @EnderIsMinecraft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OMG SORRY Didn't watch full vid SO SORRY!

    • @spateri728
      @spateri728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeh nah, true to a degree. Alot more tolerant than Indians.

    • @shazu9536
      @shazu9536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      100% true according to the last census

    • @veiikash
      @veiikash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Leonard Carr damn i forget the amount losers i saw in thailand . you made me remember.

    • @veiikash
      @veiikash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Leonard Carr damn you losers know so much abt India . And here i am can't even make out the diff. between your flag and Uk's . Shame on me .

  • @jamesbuckley6483
    @jamesbuckley6483 10 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    30% casual racist, 70% full time

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hey that statement is completely wrong... every australian is a full time racist

    • @JonBiddell
      @JonBiddell 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about the food - lamb. Loved the "snack"....:-)

    • @IroskTheOrc
      @IroskTheOrc 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** technically that would make the statement 30% wrong...

    • @Shudgum
      @Shudgum 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      true , cant make aussie friends easily

    • @JonBiddell
      @JonBiddell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike F Indeed - if you can't take the piss out of yourself you're a pretty pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • @lilacDaisy111
    @lilacDaisy111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Haha, this is so hilarious!!! The aboriginal wearing clogs, because the Dutch "may have been here first." Was not expecting that little gem. Haha. Subscribed. Can't wait to see what else you've cooked up.

    • @jessemiller9792
      @jessemiller9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Chill Out It was written by three white Aussies dummy!

    • @jessemiller9792
      @jessemiller9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chill Out Dummy hurt your feelings loser?

    • @mtracy244
      @mtracy244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessemiller9792
      Jesse, lighten up and stop being an insulting wanker/wankeress
      Ps. haveaniceday😘

    • @ThePariskat
      @ThePariskat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love the Aboriginal's face, looking at the new arrivals. It gets me everytime. The down to the clogs.

    • @happyputt9709
      @happyputt9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69nd you

  • @minacerra
    @minacerra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Omg the Roo hand pointing stick 😂😂
    These guys are great

  • @kanakaken
    @kanakaken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I take my hat off to the Indians who came up with this, assuming they did. We Aussies like to take the piss out of ourselves but this is a double take. They are taking the piss out of themselves as well as us, I love it.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was made by Australians.

    • @dartanion0075
      @dartanion0075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TurkeyLurkey00 not norm Ausies.

    • @helenflouch
      @helenflouch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was written by 3 aussies

  • @grumpypenguin8156
    @grumpypenguin8156 10 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Here in Australia this is called "takin the piss" we love to have a good laugh at our self's, Its the Australian way. Look at the majority of aussie comedy classics! “It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.” Oscar Wilde

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      here in australia no one says that anymore maybe in the 80's but not in the 21st centre

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      grumpy penguin and you do....... great argument

    • @macg1313
      @macg1313 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I agree, I hate hipsters... but understand that that being a hipster is not exclusively American... I know, im American... and it is NOT every americans opinion, to be politically correct... now YOUR generalising... I have lived here in Australia for 16 years and am proud to be a contributing member of the Australian culture... but I don't agree with disrespecting your own culture... taking the piss is one thing, but this video is offensive..

    • @johnmccnj
      @johnmccnj 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** errm... not true. I hear it all the time. You might think it's old fashioned, good for you, speak your mind. But don't try and speak for 21million people.

    • @wonglee5395
      @wonglee5395 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      johnmccnj and you can? again great argument it's like i'm talking to a bunch of five year olds.

  • @cliffbartram4974
    @cliffbartram4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    As an Aussie I find this hilarious, most of us can laugh at ourselves. Great job on the pronunciations haha

  • @rm9343
    @rm9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    These videos are absolutely hilarious! Favourite line: "A recent survey reveals that 35% of Australians are casual racists. That means that the other 65% are full time." (PS - I am Australian and I think this is the best thing I've seen in ages.)

  • @damiancoory1220
    @damiancoory1220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Absolutely one of my favourite comedy clips of all time. I have never understood why Aussies and Indians are not
    much much closer as nations and people than they currently are. As this video proves
    our shared cultural history and sense of humour is huge. As an Aussie I have worked many places in the world and there are few people I feel an instant ease and connection with more than Indians. Love this.

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damian Coory well, everybody think this way. Everybody says indian and xyz country and race share lots common. XD
      We indians understand everybody nobody understands indian.

    • @huonsmith
      @huonsmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damian Coory going off what I have heard, India and Australia are pretty different

    • @SunnycoastKlips
      @SunnycoastKlips 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They both like cricket.

    • @Ab_someone
      @Ab_someone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Damian Coory average Indian won't get the humour in this. This is definitely an Australian production using indian actors. It's indeed well made, Indian humour is pretty boring & childish in my opinion as an Indian.

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you want to to talk to an Indian,just call any companies customer service!

  • @SerChade
    @SerChade 9 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    The boomerang on the bbq got me so gud..

    • @lvldarwin
      @lvldarwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umbra....yep, that got me good that one.

  • @thetexastickler5698
    @thetexastickler5698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Much love from the US to India and Australia ✌️

  • @Azzaleas777
    @Azzaleas777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    The Indians have just as good a sense of humor as we do. ... once they have been here for a while they relax .... its jovialism not racism

    • @AnkitKumar-zu2vj
      @AnkitKumar-zu2vj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, we have better sense of humour. Believe me Joey!

    • @idontlikepeople9389
      @idontlikepeople9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't understand what is racism if someone say something to something to you or use foul language you should do the same in return instead of crying racism..

    • @SamO-ik2cm
      @SamO-ik2cm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AnkitKumar-zu2vj that's not very funny kumar

    • @PostSasso
      @PostSasso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We? You aren't Australian, wanker.

    • @Azzaleas777
      @Azzaleas777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PostSasso and you are smithy

  • @tamamatu6395
    @tamamatu6395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "30% are casual racist so the other 70% are full time". Can't stop laughing

    • @clamsthecat
      @clamsthecat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      this one had me rolling

    • @anachronist
      @anachronist 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My ears heard "casual dressers" the first time through and I didn't get it.

  • @Drakotar
    @Drakotar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    These are pure gold. Surprising the views are so low.

    • @trancehi
      @trancehi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wake up tomorrow and check the stat difference.......I told you!

    • @yootoobsoocksdick6883
      @yootoobsoocksdick6883 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It always takes a while before gold is uncovered.

    • @TheBibekp69
      @TheBibekp69 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      O

  • @ramyarmukerji5408
    @ramyarmukerji5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Well, that’s stupid. Why does the baby get a name and the mother doesn’t?”

    • @sonofnaphtalifromisrael8531
      @sonofnaphtalifromisrael8531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "What if little joey grows up to be a woman?" 😂😂😂

    • @drnopatience9852
      @drnopatience9852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In my professional medical opinion
      Yes, yes that was a fucking good one.
      As always you are welcome.

  • @davidgoat6730
    @davidgoat6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Hahahahaahhahaha this is true comedy gold! What makes it funny is the Indian accents using Australia slang lol.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something about that just does me in. This world--& especially humans--it's all so much weirder than we ever imagined! I love a lot of 'accents', but Australian is maybe my favorite, all the more so when it's a Hindu bloke reeling it off.

    • @davidgoat6730
      @davidgoat6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The world would be a better place if everyone talked 'Australians' lol hahahahahahahaah

    • @TheHuiwen
      @TheHuiwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what Indian accent? they were speaking Australian

    • @leagueofshadows
      @leagueofshadows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheHuiwen lol says you the fake bond 😂😂😂😂😂 jk m8 😂

    • @TheHuiwen
      @TheHuiwen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leagueofshadows what's so funny about Indians speaking Australians.

  • @HM-rf7yh
    @HM-rf7yh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "what if little Joey grows up to be a woman"! LMAO!

  • @richardosborne245
    @richardosborne245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I'm an aussie,....and an English teacher,....and f..k me, I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @ubayyd
      @ubayyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Osborne 😂💯👌🏽🔥

    • @barrygattenhof9903
      @barrygattenhof9903 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a good laugh if nothing else.
      They will never get it.

    • @msandersen
      @msandersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agnaye Ochani 👍🏼 good point

    • @keithkitson8610
      @keithkitson8610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agnaye Ochani - true. But the sentiment is spot on and the meaning is not lost. Language is for communication, not pedantry.

    • @truckeemick2486
      @truckeemick2486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Osborne; being an english teacher is nothing to boast about.our kids are today mostly illiterate and uninformed. you should get a real job and try being productive and hardworking.

  • @Thacarshee
    @Thacarshee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    A Nextlfix Series of this might be fucken good mate

    • @drdj69
      @drdj69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FairDINKUM

    • @glenthorne6055
      @glenthorne6055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I reckon

    • @sjacko1
      @sjacko1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way. This is as long as it should be. Netflix would over do it.

  • @avebac1
    @avebac1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Im an immigrant living in oz and what i love about aussies is they say it as it is theyre not fake in your face lol

  • @KIZZZZPlays
    @KIZZZZPlays 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    I am offensive and i find this Australian...

    • @AnasKhan-ur9dp
      @AnasKhan-ur9dp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kizzington LOL

    • @simontrangmar4537
      @simontrangmar4537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Aussies wouldn't get offended by this; because it's so bloody accurate.

    • @barrygattenhof9903
      @barrygattenhof9903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green
      How can you be a vegetarian "Soylent Green"?

    • @msandersen
      @msandersen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barry Gattenhof - Soylent Green... mmm, it’s made of people, mmm >slurp

  • @gypsy_on_drugs1285
    @gypsy_on_drugs1285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I'm Aussie and I fucking love this

  • @14880evilmonkey
    @14880evilmonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    As an Aussie, I find it fascinating seeing other cultures try and explain our culture lol
    Good stuff

    • @larrygdwl
      @larrygdwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rack off, an Irish immigrant .You are 100 % racist

    • @drdj69
      @drdj69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      CULTURE in australia is Multi culture . so there is no cluture . lol

    • @tastycookiechip
      @tastycookiechip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@drdj69 The Aussie culture is white European culture

    • @quetzalcoatl3242
      @quetzalcoatl3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brace Land like Italian culture?

    • @fleshwound5149
      @fleshwound5149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@drdj69 No.. there's certainly a unique australian culture. I'd say we're more multi-racial than multicultural.

  • @same1839
    @same1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Australians are some of the most laid-back funny people I've ever met. It's always a blast hanging out with them.

  • @kopile612
    @kopile612 8 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    shout out to the grade A cinematography/directing

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Awesome. This is perfectly directed.

    • @bmacadody9447
      @bmacadody9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      FlyingOverTr0ut how's mum?

    • @Ab_someone
      @Ab_someone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FlyingOverTr0ut Created by an Australian, I'm guessing?

    • @FelesMala007
      @FelesMala007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guessed right Bha Ratha. Written, produced and directed by 3 Australians: Tony Rogers, Rob Hibbert and Jason Byrne.

  • @goodsnavigator3528
    @goodsnavigator3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Love your work boys, awesome. Coming from an army grunt and former police officer. It's shit like this that builds bridges between cultures. Good on yas!!

    • @willkirkoff1333
      @willkirkoff1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said, mate.

    • @andrewdods2236
      @andrewdods2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too. And, agreed !!

    • @andrewdods2236
      @andrewdods2236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indians here are ok :-)

    • @lindabao9635
      @lindabao9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said Sir! Salute!!

    • @jrYoutube1
      @jrYoutube1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 police officer... Now the last time I told an officer a joke he sprained my wrist and ankle 😂

  • @bsrlpar
    @bsrlpar ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely hilarious from an Australian. We love humour and this is so funny.

  • @Tranman69
    @Tranman69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    The Indian teacher has the most aussiest accent ever lolol

    • @andrewbowers_
      @andrewbowers_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She’s got be an ab-original.

    • @havenosmellleavenoname382
      @havenosmellleavenoname382 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hindustani delhi fuuuuuhhhhhhh!

    • @Uncommon_Sense01
      @Uncommon_Sense01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im an Aussie and her accent was terrible. Sorry

    • @Spagghetii
      @Spagghetii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lets move on...

    • @garyfrancis3305
      @garyfrancis3305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Her put on accent slipped a couple of times and the Aussie accent slipped out.

  • @charliequinification
    @charliequinification 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Melbourne born and bred; this series is spot on and hilarious!
    If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? :)

  • @hellowaves
    @hellowaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a Saffa living in the UK with Aussie mates, this is friggin hilarious

  • @CityThatCannotBeCaptured
    @CityThatCannotBeCaptured ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm an Aussie and I absolutely love this show. This was fair dinkum the funniest thing I've ever seen and as someone on here points out, it was definitely written by Australians. HILARIOUS.

  • @benjaminrdoyle
    @benjaminrdoyle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    As an Australian, thank you 10/10. Funny as, who are we if we can not laugh at ourselves!

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aussies are fuckin' awesome.... worked with some Australian commandos overseas... they're impossible to track and/or kill. Serious professionals. Respects from India.

  • @RapidDominance000
    @RapidDominance000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Finally I can communicate with snipers

    • @funkdahmental
      @funkdahmental 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rapid000 TF2 シ WANKERRR

    • @MissHashshashin
      @MissHashshashin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how do you tell them we have too many snipers then?

    • @TheGeorgevt
      @TheGeorgevt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rapid000 TF2 シ Snipin's a good job mate.

    • @Phlogic
      @Phlogic 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do speak English too you know.

    • @RapidDominance000
      @RapidDominance000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      ???

  • @DodgyBrothersEngineering
    @DodgyBrothersEngineering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    lol never heard of Jimmy Grant, I must be one of the 30% casual racists.

    • @walkm1
      @walkm1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too I asked my husband who was he? 😂😂

    • @user-mg2vo6ce5z
      @user-mg2vo6ce5z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh

    • @wing_nut_1018
      @wing_nut_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From the gold rush in the 1850s. It's fallen out of fashion.

    • @Mr61grod
      @Mr61grod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew his sister immy Grant

  • @adamahalilovic9203
    @adamahalilovic9203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is brilliant. Should be shown as a tourism ad.

  • @HondaSkyline369
    @HondaSkyline369 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "What if little Joey grows up to be a woman" BAHAHA

  • @Juliecmg
    @Juliecmg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    One thing that's awesome about Australians is they don't get offended about being offended.

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bullshit you dumb fuck

    • @kalegions799
      @kalegions799 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha fuck off

    • @CJFranciss
      @CJFranciss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That seems to be changing very quickly...

    • @lucasseal1
      @lucasseal1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shut up you butthurt fucks, as an Aussie, you are inclined to take the piss as you give the piss to one another.

    • @malayrojak
      @malayrojak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucasseal1 hear hear!

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have watched these videos several times a year for the last nine years. They remain some of my absolute favourite videos ever made

  • @sandramartin467
    @sandramartin467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I'm an Aussie and the one great thing about us is that we don't mind having others taking the piss out of us cause we know how to laugh at our selves and not take things so seriously. Loved it well done BTW if the boomerang don't come back when you throw it it's called a stick lmao just sayin

    • @random4969
      @random4969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You hit the nail on the head with a jackhammer Sandra 😇

  • @Aymiikeeganmelb
    @Aymiikeeganmelb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love you guys !! Australia discovered in 1988 by dr hook !! Omg u champs !!

    • @Hoocuspoocus
      @Hoocuspoocus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I lost it when I saw the aboriginal wearing clogs 😄

    • @flare12o36
      @flare12o36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloody hell 1988!? Australia was found in 17 somethin mate. Im Australian

    • @queenr6423
      @queenr6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flare 120 it was 1800s

  • @anthonydonate133
    @anthonydonate133 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    The amount of people actually taking this serious is sad.

    • @benjaminhudson15
      @benjaminhudson15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Angus1966 Grow up you sad sack of shit.

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Angus1966 Does this mean every time someone tells you a joke you think they're trying to shit in your mouth? Pull the stick outta your arse ya fuckstick

  • @fieldwhisper
    @fieldwhisper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm not Australian or Indian but...this is so funny...wish they'd do more of these. There's still undeveloped potential in this idea.

  • @th3p0w3r0f0n3
    @th3p0w3r0f0n3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm so glad this popped up in my feed. I needed a good laugh 😂😂 Thankyou 👍👏

  • @pauldenny5305
    @pauldenny5305 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is bloody hilarious!! Top job Mr Rogers and Gang...absolutely pissed myself, and will be sharing with as many people as I can... Rapt I was able to be a (small) part of it...Two Thumbs Up!

    • @MrNeilfrench
      @MrNeilfrench 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats 3 thumbs up now

  • @nos676
    @nos676 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    from australia; this video is golden!! haha.

  • @isaac5amuel
    @isaac5amuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    They should have used a map of China to represent Australia. 😂

    • @kamerembugua4353
      @kamerembugua4353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      💀💀

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Found the casual racist

    • @choccymilk9575
      @choccymilk9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@janusjones6519 he's referring to Chinese companies owning most of Australia not the large amount of Chinese people

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@choccymilk9575 which is incorrect. Total Chinese land ownership in Australia is around 1%, as compared to the US at 7% and the UK at 5%.

    • @janusjones6519
      @janusjones6519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @anthony k is also the type of person who will say China is the biggest threat to the world.

  • @thirtysums
    @thirtysums 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this was absolutley hilarious, i cracked up thw hole time. i wish i wasnt 9 yrs late to the party

  • @Bron3333
    @Bron3333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I nearly died laughing - so accurate and so so funny as an Australian who has spent time in Mumbai this year it captured it all so very well. They need their own show.

  • @yourikhi
    @yourikhi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Omg you people are really nice ... if same thing is done about india... you will find different kind of comments.... really nice sense of humour love you guys

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Edward Gross Yeah it's a sorry state of affairs

    • @bacon8353
      @bacon8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt flinders don’t know how to feel about he comment

    • @lisettecallis5329
      @lisettecallis5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so? we appreciate them anyway! I tis so f=refreshing these guys have integrated enough to make fun :)

    • @marklowe7431
      @marklowe7431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I work with many Indian people here in Australia and we get along very well. We share a common sense of humor. We may have many cultural differences but I find Indian people will laugh a lot. The best thing is that there is a lot of things to laugh about Australians and Indians so as long as it's not meant to be nasty all is good.
      You know India will never be better at cricket and Tiger is not as good as Aussie beer though right? LOL.

    • @gaurangchoudhary5405
      @gaurangchoudhary5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the americans have the best sense of humour in my view......and i think country which have good ranking in happiness index have people full of sarcasm and humour...

  • @andyreive8349
    @andyreive8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    God damn accurate we taught the Indians all the good words

  • @wendyz7859
    @wendyz7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The only one on the word list I didn’t know was "Jimmy grant" I’ve never heard it before. As an Aussie I love this series

    • @skullandcrossbones65
      @skullandcrossbones65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ditto.
      Why have I only just found this series?

    • @Ph-gf3ht
      @Ph-gf3ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have heard it before 😂

    • @stonent
      @stonent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I heard an Australian girl refer to someone as "F O B", Fresh Off the Boat

  • @lucefina5091
    @lucefina5091 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Why does baby get name and mother does not?

  • @luke2803
    @luke2803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was watching something completely unrelated and now have my doctorate in Australian history. Thanks Bruce you beautyyyyy.

  • @AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE
    @AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Did anyone notice the pallet of Winiblues?

    • @lisettecallis5329
      @lisettecallis5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      as in cigarettes?

    • @Damothedevo
      @Damothedevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know what it was haha.

    • @EddyG.C
      @EddyG.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike Nolan's favourite

    • @Themata
      @Themata 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not. Good pick up!

    • @MysteryASMR777
      @MysteryASMR777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you even exhale mate?

  • @cathycastleton
    @cathycastleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am an Aussie and I really think this series totally has been unnoticed ,this whole series is a crack up
    !!!

  • @dion8070
    @dion8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    what if little joey grows up to be a woman. Solid point tbh

    • @lisettecallis5329
      @lisettecallis5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah except it is A joey.. not Joey.. but yeah f'n fantastic reasoning.

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah too true. It's a bit embarrassing that its been 200 years and we never considered this point, yet someone in India raised it in 2 seconds flat.

    • @DavesShed
      @DavesShed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ThinkAboutThis Maaaate. It's called humor.

  • @shinrarango
    @shinrarango 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    bit of fucking comedy guys chill out. the writer obviously lived in oz and its all lighthearted

    • @Fuchsia_tude
      @Fuchsia_tude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +göögle are pagans Problem is the instructor clearly had an aussie accent so her getting the one pronunciation way off didn't work

    • @Aven-Sharma1991
      @Aven-Sharma1991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shinra corp: I hope that this wasn't serious because Indians don't use this type of bullshit lingo! We've got so many languages from
      India and we've got our own indigenous slang from the motherland.

    • @robertharding2174
      @robertharding2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ll विनी शर्मा ll give it time Indians will develope a sense of humor

  • @johayes7529
    @johayes7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As an Aussie with a Indian friend who's one of THE funniest woman on earth, i now understand why. This is bloody brilliant mate's. I'll chuck a snag on the barbie for ya tommra! Ya bloody legends!😂😂😂😂

  • @thesquire6352
    @thesquire6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i was dead when a random pallet of winfields comes down the corridor 😂

    • @NealeBaxter
      @NealeBaxter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Winnie Blues mate, Winnie Blues!
      I still remember when they cost 40 cents for a packet.

  • @sp1d5r
    @sp1d5r 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    oh man the joke about 'many believe the dutch had already been there' is like the funniest thing even, who ever wrote that great job mate

    • @jonhall4858
      @jonhall4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Aborigine wearing clogs...........

  • @zacgadd3198
    @zacgadd3198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The thing I love about Indians and Australians, we can hang shit on each other in good heart..pity we are the only few in the world that can take a joke

    • @aakashgupta3824
      @aakashgupta3824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @S, Lianis sly cunning evil turdskins ? this sounds cool.

    • @user-rq8gm5gv7u
      @user-rq8gm5gv7u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@positivepete4265 LMAO

    • @PRUNEAVENUE
      @PRUNEAVENUE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You sound like a douche who works in a office.. In the tradie world there's punches thrown haha

  • @usmcmma
    @usmcmma 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm American, and I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier!!!

  • @lulurobot2065
    @lulurobot2065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The racism pie chart🤣 good as gold!

  • @moulanaaidi5415
    @moulanaaidi5415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "How to talk Australians" with a British flag. This got me dying

  • @CharlieKnolesPlus
    @CharlieKnolesPlus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This series is pure brilliance. The subtle images and in-jokes happening in the background are pure genius and can only be picked up on 3rd and fourth viewing which I'm not ashamed to say I just did. I am Australian and think that anyone acting offended by this is either a troll or not actually Australian. You could only make observations as deep as this if you truly loved Australia and had a deep affection for our bogan culture. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts and I think I actually got an abdominal workout.

  • @kor123100
    @kor123100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow, Just watched all your episodes 😭😭😭 you guys are the best! Love this soo much. Well done 🙏🙏👌

  • @RedBigz
    @RedBigz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As an Australian, I can confirm this is how we make lambingtons

  • @The1AndOnlyDannyBro
    @The1AndOnlyDannyBro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Long piece of pelican shit"
    GOD. DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

  • @psycho5815
    @psycho5815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m Australian and I’m literally shitting my pants this is too funny LMFAOOO

    • @Aj-tu4gv
      @Aj-tu4gv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate take the street instead.

  • @mattcernjavic9999
    @mattcernjavic9999 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the guy just casually walking past with a pallet load of Wini Blues.
    He also makes me think that is what Danny Trejo would look like if he was from India.

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 glad someone else noticed that! So casually done too 🤣

  • @MIKEDIAMONDZ
    @MIKEDIAMONDZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This indian comedy is amazing ! Love indians !! They are exactly like our gypsies ... big love

    • @AryanSingh-ku7zb
      @AryanSingh-ku7zb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it an insult or a complement?

    • @MIKEDIAMONDZ
      @MIKEDIAMONDZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AryanSingh-ku7zb a compliment ... our gypsies come from india, is an indian tribe, like otomans are an asian, chinese mongol like tribe, departed long time ago ... even in india you have ancestral african blacks who came from the time of islamic rullership not only indian blacks ... we are all related according to the bible

  • @MrSMFP
    @MrSMFP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In case you weren't aware, this series is made by a couple of Australians poking fun at the way other nations have confused and stereotyped our identity.

  • @Ninjamagics
    @Ninjamagics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As an Australian I'm so trigged yet like it

  • @stevejones1488
    @stevejones1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    India and Australia have a stong bond with our love of cricket. Some of the funniest blokes i have know have been from india and sri lanka

  • @oldercawley
    @oldercawley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hahahah this is gold I'm auzzi we need more of this everyone is so uptight these days the mother is called the kangaroo hahahahahahah

  • @justojust
    @justojust 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I've got a sneaking that these videos aren't a legit learning series

    • @nsreeharsha111
      @nsreeharsha111 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      >.

    • @xgullafter9590
      @xgullafter9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr.Tweezy007 wooosh

    • @TurkeyLurkey00
      @TurkeyLurkey00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To you maybe. As an American I learned quite a bit.

    • @go9565
      @go9565 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't say

    • @robertharding2174
      @robertharding2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dick Thornberg American , = sepo
      Dick youra top bloke

  • @anxiousdelay
    @anxiousdelay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    as an honest to god Australian I can say that I personally am not in any way offended what so ever. I can see it as a joke and have a good laugh, we normally refer to it as 'takin the piss' which means that we insult it or be mean about it in a joking way. It's obviously not meant to be racist. the worst part is that a bit of it is true.

    • @HOSWELL444
      @HOSWELL444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laura Butler I hope your not offended... cause that would offend me if you were offended if something that is clearly not offensive

  • @Fuaarrkk
    @Fuaarrkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Probs still one of the greatest vids on youtube.

  • @hoboliam
    @hoboliam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "they really are a funny bunch of people, or should I say... Dickheads" 100% accurate

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a New Zealander... this makes me very happy

    • @stonent
      @stonent 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Baaaah...Baaaah!

  • @RiderKick774
    @RiderKick774 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As an Aussie, I find this hilarious.

  • @chrisbowen2026
    @chrisbowen2026 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the best things on TH-cam - another series please

  • @tomderri2744
    @tomderri2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Some believe Dutch had already been there".....
    Shows indigenous man in clogs 🤣🤣🤣

    • @charki40
      @charki40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard at that and Im Indigenous. Where are are my fuckin clogs!!

  • @hansproebsting7391
    @hansproebsting7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haven't laughed so much in years. Great work.

  • @TurielD
    @TurielD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "the other 70% are full time" oh man that was good

  • @KingdomOfApple
    @KingdomOfApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is just exceptional. Thank you.

  • @patuszodi7532
    @patuszodi7532 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm not sure what exactly this is, but it's funny. And I like it.

  • @darrylkerr5226
    @darrylkerr5226 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bloody hilarious mate! Remember most Australian racism is not meant to offend, we use it as an icebreaker and camaraderie, its just who we are.
    Cheers

  • @ajgoetsch
    @ajgoetsch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What a hilarious series! A real pity there are so few episodes.

  • @jessmarks2214
    @jessmarks2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely fantastic! Great work team! Funny, true and on point...

  • @mymatemartin
    @mymatemartin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maaaaaate, this is pretty funny stuff. As an Aussie guy I love the way you have cleverly poked fun at many of the stereotypes we have. Good on you.