"Reintroducing the worst DBD feature..." | Weekly Compilation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.พ. 2025
- Another dose of weekly highlights, this time featuring a moment that triggered some unhappy memories about old DBD times. And some other less traumatic moments too, I guess.
Edited by: / simpingforotz
Outro song: / its-all-a-dream
Was just about to say “Hello friends. Where is Otz.”
I had some rough days over the last week but I'm slowly coming back to my usual schedule, thanks for understanding. ❤
@@notOtzdarvatake time if you need it. Everyone needs a break now and then
@@notOtzdarva ❤️❤️❤️❤️ we understand and hope you’re doing well
@notOtzdarva hey man, I just wanted to say that the effort you put into making things both informative and entertaining doesn't go unnoticed. If anyone's deserved rest it's you. Much love man
@@notOtzdarva any upcoming tier lists for 8.0.x?
DM I got today:
"watching the weekly compilation where i'm hearing your story about camping and toothpaste and how that attracts bears and i just wanna give a little more context on that since i'm somewhat of an expert on bears.
it's not actually the smell of toothpaste in and of itself that attracts bears, but what that smell implies. because that smell implies that you have good oral hygiene, which makes you attractive and desireable, since there will be few or no instances of you cuddling in the middle of the night and disturbing the bear's sleep with bad breath. also, contrary to popular belief, bears actually tend to be quite big on personal hygiene and grooming, especially as a social thing, so showing that you do in fact brush your teeth means that not only can you cuddle all night, but you can also get up and brush your teeth together in the morning while he hums 'i'll make a man out of you' from mulan into your ear. if you're lucky, he'll also help you to trim your beard."
Lmao
now that, is comedy
I love this guy. He is well informed. I shall take this advice by heart.
LOL for a minute I thought I'll read some real trivia.
it took me a second to realize 💀
"Do you have a funny camping story?"
"Uhhh, I was playing Bubba once an-"
most of otz’s dbd stories are camping stories
that otz reference in the killer clowns game is so cute
do we sue tho?
otz: f*ck yeah
Yeah, german internet is a scam. I once saw a meme that was like "German internet is 3 times slower than romanian internet, but that is completely understandable since german internet also costs three times more"
bro thats even an understatement... recently moved and they aint got cable in my new apartment so I had to switch to DSL, its almost half the speed of what I had before and costs 5€ more per month 😐
And it's all thanks due to the great and successful politician named Helmut Kohl, whose friends told him that the internet was a scam and would never catch on, so stopping fibre and investing into broadband was clearly the correct decision, as well as the 2 chancellors that came after him, who did nothing to salvage it, but rather decided to state "The internet is new territory, therefor we can't make any meaningfully fast decisions!"
Wait til you learn about greek internet. Costs 24€ per month for 12mbps
It´s true^^
@@Metalmanijak I had DSL back in 2012 in Wisconsin, USA. It worked for playing World of Warcraft and I had to share it with the landlord, and 4 other people in that home. No one else really used the net as much as me in 2012 so it was fine.. but man did it SUCK.
Fellow German here, and yes our Internet is really unstable. If you are lucky and can have a good connection, but we still have spots, in our country, that has no Internet. Zero. Nothing. No Connection what so ever.
Politician say, they will fix it, but most of us just accepted that it will never get better and that we get laughed at us. :')
This seems very very rare tho
Das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland 🤣
@@Sprachitektur Try using the Internet while on the Autobahn or on a train.
It's abyssmal.
I hate shilling for any of Musk's shit, but have you looked into Starlink? I couldn't get decent internet where I was (shitty old Broadband that cut out constantly because I was too rural for fibre cable) and ended up getting Starlink instead. It's been amazing.
Laughed at? For the internet?
Man, you guys need to talk to people in other countries. You guys are biased and obviously compare bad German ISPs to good other ones.
Truth in the industry is: German internet is internationally already one of the most reliable ones with the best reach on average.
That costs some more, yes. But compare the average pay of a Romanian to that of a German and then you will see: German internet costs a fraction of Romanian internet.
100 years from now* "hello friends this is otz, who may or may not be an immortal lich"
what if he already is several hundred years old but we just dont know
Otz single handedly keeping dead by daylight alive
Dont forget the bald squad a.k.a. Ayrun and JRM
Also demi for me … he is so entertaining
For me it's Hens and SupaAlf.
and the licenses.
@@skinnynotlegendPlus he started uploading more these days
Having the most intense sh!t ever rn but this kinda made it better, thanks otz.
what the hell
Otz is having some rough times himself too if I'm not mistaken
Good luck mate
What'd you eat bro? Also good luck
@@f0xyLuv I tried the new sour patch kid Oreos 💀
Wish you and Nina both the best. You guys are amazing people, you both deserve the world. Much love!
Boy is there some bad news for you
@@fenrir0yeah they know they're just wishing them the best
@@fenrir0 It's exactly as wfog said.
@fenrir0 What happened?
@@Aurora.0302 they separated recently
Thank you Otz for being here with us. Things will get better, we'll support you however we can
Thanks simpingfortotz too!
My condolences to Shrimping for sharing the immeasurable burden that is German internet
Very sorry to hear about you and Niina, it's very admirable that you two can stay good friends though. Sending the biggest hugs to both of you! ❤❤
What happened between them?
@@VitorSilva-jq8kh They've separated and Niina's moved back to Finland. Don't know exactly why though, but it's nobody's business but theirs of course.
@@Mann_Person WHAT? Really? Damn bro........
Regarding the last clip:
In Germany there are only 10% of all households who have glass fiber connections to internet
But the thing is that your home counts into that statistic, even if it isn't connected to the glass fiber and the wires go a few metres past your home so the real number is even lower than 10%😭
Weekly crack for me, thank you Otz for feeding my addiction
As a German I have to say that your internet is not that bad. As long as you are in a bigger city. In the right district. In the right street. Not in a train or bus tho! Ideally in a building which isn't made out of concrete. And not futher than 2 rooms from your router. So yeah, great internet here. Trust me bro
lmaooooooo
*in 240p* "Hello friends, this is Otz, according to my German internet service provider"
As a regular backpacker/camper, do listen to that guy who told you about the toothpaste, Otz. In the US, we use something called "bear bags," where we pack everything that a bear could smell and want (food, toothpaste, deodorant, basically anything that has a smell), put it in a bag, and hoist it between two trees with paracord so they can't get at it. Stay safe!!
Hey otz, I'm sorry for what you've been going through and appreciate you still taking some time to upload videos for us to enjoy, despite how difficult it may be for you right now.
Biggest hugs, you're the only reason I still care about this game
Heard you’ve been going through a rough patch my friend, it’s ok, hope you feel tip-top again soon. If it makes you feel any better, this video along with some icecream & strawberries really improved my own day. Much love to you.
Thank you Shrimpu! I've watched just about every weekly compilation that's ever come out, these videos really make my day and a big part of it is the smooth and comedic editing, you've done some great work! Keep up the good stuff you two
love you shrimpu, thank you
That hatch moment with Kate was top tier.
That locker blocker on the hatch standoff is some peak DBD shit.
4:37 - I bet Otz felt himself here like Star Platinum in that segment!
1:41
The vault after 9 months:
🧑🍼
Another fun video! Thanks to you and the epic compilation editor! Hope you have a good day otz, you always make us have a better day with your content!
As a German, I will say it in the words of our former chancellor: "Das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland." ("The internet is new territory for all of us", though it doesn't sound as iconic in English)
Yeah I mean it’s less than 50 years old how do you expect politicians to keep up with every little newfangled fad that comes along? 😂😂😂
I guess you could translate it as unchartered territory/waters or a new frontier?
@@GangsterGreg New frontier sounds good.
"The internet is a new frontier for all of us."
Very dramatic sounding.
Big thanks for new compilation Otz, every time I see it, I feel better, i hope you feels better aswell
The Problem with internet in Germany is, that we once had a Chancellor who didnt believe in the success of the Internet as it begin to became public around the World. So his Gouverment didnt build the infrastructure for it. And now we are 10-15 Years behind the Rest of the World.
We appreciate the editor. Keep it up buddy, but rest when needed
Same to Mr Otz. Every human deserves rest
those otters in killer klowns is wholesome
All the love Otz, take your time and let yourself breathe big man 🙏 glad to see you champ
1:40 "Just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?"
Oh so its a weekly compilation not because the editor needs a week of clips to make the video, but because they need a week to upload it
Happy to see you again Otz, hope things keep getting better for you and you continue to be a beacon of good for this community, we definitely need it.
2:26 No, and I'm not Remus either.
I do wonder if the colors of the stuffed otters is actually a reference or not.
Thanks for the video content Otz.
Thanks for the editing SimpingForOtz.
Hey Otz. We're here. We love you. Thanks for making our days better.
Thank you for the great Compilation Mister Shrimpu ♥
Your video made my day Otz! I’ve been feeling very overwhelmed today and this helped me get my mind off things, lots of love!! ❤️
That Elden Ring enemy clearly is your fan and showed you what you taugh so many of us - that you can hit through certain walls (like the fences on DDS). I guess they improvised with a new wall and apparently it worked, sending you down to your doom. You can be proud of how fast they grow 😉
Btw. those colorful otters in Killer Klowns seem like a really cute reference.
Shrimpy is the best. Another wonderful compilation.
Funny cat at the end was the best part of the video
The story with the bad german internet hits me hard... can relate lol
7:50 In germany we call it ,,Bambusleitung‘‘ 😅
I know it as "Kartoffelleitung".
@@lapisinfernalis9052 bambusleitung is the correct term
Not Otz actually talking about german internet.
That's an iceberg you're not ready for, Kamerad.
Most shrimp cook rice, but this one is cooking up some great edits. Keep up the good work shrimp!
10 days wait was worth it
The cat taking a bath at the end of the video was a confusing yet welcome surprise
“Hey guys, it’s Otz. At least that’s what it says in the data files that got leaked”
We all are glad to see you again, but please take your time if you need it ❤
I live in Germany and can confirm that our Internet wires are made out of bamboo
Bambusleitung 👍
I’m in the ICU right now so I’m glad there’s a new otz video for me to watch ☺️
New fear unlocked: "Brushing teeth in a forest and all of a sudden a bear sneaks up on you and kisses you on your mouth full of toothpaste". Chances are slim to none but hey never 0
Thank you Shrimpo for making this lovely vid
wait no way was that killer clowns Otter thing actually an OTZ easter egg?
thats like literally the coolest thing ever whaaaaat
Liked the cat in the end, wonderful new addition. Hope it stays.
"Hello friends, this is Otz. At least that's what the NDA let's me tell you"
Thank you simpingfrotoz for your hard work
Valorous morrow to thee, sir cater-cousins, this is Otz and i asure thee I haven't did get lose between time dimensions and did get stick in fusty times.
As a german I can confirm. When the Internet Speed Test says that my connection is 'fast' but a small download takes 2 hours... I die a little inside.
Chupi doing the 1000 yard stare lmao
Just got home from school and immediately watch this banger
thank you otz for a great playlist every time i do makeup
Much love from France Otz !
Thank you Shrimpy. Nice cat picture
to add onto the rats and other critters shitting in corners is a sense of security as theyre less able to be attacked since theyre protected from 2 sides :)
Haha, I'm glad that I could watch this video without buffer breaks with my German internet 🤣
Man, the stuffed otters in the Clowns game are super cool.
I was about to have breakfast but didn't know what to watch, perfect timing, ty otz and editor!!
Always a good day when otz releases a weekly highlight video
Otz forgot the golden rule of souls games, just cause you can't hit through walls doesn't mean the enemies can't 😅
Let’s go elden ring footage. Just got the game for my birthday and it is a blast.
Went samurai/dex first, but quickly realized I enjoyed hero/strenght way more. It’s so much fun!
My weekly supply of Otz slop has come in, I have never been happier
We love Shrimp Bug (sorry if i got the wrong name) these weekly compilations are great
If those Otters are in fact in reference to you that’s such a cool detail by the developers of killer klowns
As a german I can confirm our internet is mostly shit. Because an ex chancellor saw TV as the future and not internet so he decided that every household should get connected with copper wires and not fiberglass cables. The house I live in is 24 years old and we only got this year the chance to pay our internet provider to connect our house with fiberglass wires.
7:50 I feel that.. my internet has problems every year for about 1-3 months and its currently that time.. they call it "Return path disruption" or in german "Rückwegstörung" and it f***ing sucks bc i cant join any work projects or play with anyone in my freetime in those months..
Great video as always.
6:24 otz is the type of guy who goes around "tackling people naked"
I like the realisation can be read at the ennemy's face at 2:25 "Oh wait no..."
We love Chupi
Otz with the under the desk support
Nice vid! You didn't have to do my boys like that 4:17
Dude German internet is the biggest enemy of mine
Poor Shrimple , one day you will get better internet....one day
0:23 cutest hatch standoff in 2024
I press " F " for your editor's Internet.
Thank you
What about our (German) Internet? Party politics and an economic policy that has been refuted by academics for several decades.
Firstly, in a previous crisis in the private sector of the economy, we overreacted and put a rule in our constitution that states that the state may only take on minimal debt to finance the state and the rest must be raised through tax revenues. Ergo: the economic growth that is prescribed in the EU must now be financed almost exclusively by withdrawing money from the economy beforehand. Creating new money, as is customary, may only be minimised. It's like trying to fill a leaking bucket by stirring it. But - it is in the constitution and cannot simply be abolished. -.-
As a result, we have a very limited budget for expenditure and investment. And now, over the last 20 years, we have ALWAYS let a minor party, which is actually only represented in one of our 16 federal states, decide where the budget for the internet and transport (roads, railways, bridges & infrastructure, etc.) should go. Two thirds regularly went to this federal state and, according to the Chancellor at the time, the Internet is still ‘uncharted territory’. Unknown, nobody knows what to do with it. Rather unimportant. THAT'S WHY we have bad internet. -.-
Can confirm, german internet is complete dogwater
"Das Internet ist für uns nunmal noch Neuland"
Can confirm. Am rat, shit in corners. Was once forced to go to a spherical room and had a week of the worst constipation of my life.
That cat photo at the end is cute
You have an awesome editor
i felt like saying german internet is not as bad as its rep but then i remembered the time my csgo download went to "infinite" at the completion time
The good old 12 hour downloads over night and then they crashed halfway… 👁️👁️
Compilation on Friday is actually a cool timing
good to see u back
i have never seen a hatch stand off like that before
Your comments on Germany's ping reminded me of an only tangencially related video called "The Politics of Ping and Performance" by Viveros (he's an Overwatch content creator but his content is more about gaming and the world in general) and its really interesting!! The uninformed (like me) wouldn't think ping is a particularly political thing but it absolutely is and it's interesting to hear about :p
Happy that Nina is in a better place
Thank you shrimpu (idk if that’s spelled correctly) for the editing ❤