She's basically a god in human child form, older than most of the nations in the League world. So "age of consent" isn't really the issue here in the case of Zoe.
You do know that she is the one who likes Ezreal not the other way around right? apparently he doesnt even know she exists cause he is into Lux who also doesnt seen to care for Ezreal's existence.
rickywolfy101 you think he joined the leauge so that he could have friends, I mean even if his curse kills them on the rift they'll respawn, plus his summoner is safe from his curse
Oh trust me, Kayn was a real shit too. Speaks a lot about a character when the weapon is a more interesting person than the wielder. His entire backstory was basically 'Look at me, I'm the best at everything'.
By that logic, can't we beat older champions into the ground, too? Look at Garen. 'I'm the game's stereotypical knight guy who fights for justice and all that.', Wow, really interesting. 'I'm Teemo, I'm adorable on the outside but secretly an evil mastermind on the inside!' Haven't seen that cliche before...
I don't mind some cliche's, especially from the games older champions. Having the generic knight is pretty much a must have in fantasy and, despite how boring he is, he does fill a specific niche within the world. Teemo is a dickwad but again, he was crucial to forming our idea of what a Yordle actually is. By comparison Kayn doesn't really fill a space, he felt like a character that they slapped onto the scythe itself. They wanted to make more Darkin to fill out that part of the universe, and Rhaast is badass, the problem is that Kayn ended up being dull as bricks. Zoe is also someone who doesn't really add much. The only interest I personally have had in her lore is asking how they justify her existence. Stars and cosmic power have already been done with the Targon event, Aurelion Sol and Bard. Zoe seems superfluous and doesn't really add anything.
Louis Pollitt well zoes job is she's a cosmic messenger she's supposed to let people know when she arrives but terrible omens in the future but since she's been a kid with an unbelievable long life time and existence she is intelligent bit still became this at an early age so yeahh she does add to the story but she's also a kid soo
god, the creator, the opposite to teemo. Aurelion Sol = The Creator , God , lord of the universe, Farther of all Teemo = The Destroyer , The Devil , lord of hell , Satan
Officer Trundle comes with his club and hit Ezreal*** I wanted to say Zoe. The new skin Vayne crazy feminist protest and injure Trundle of being a fking-cisgender-Troll-grey-male-creature and she is arrested too.
Mizako 96 just about every character or skin riot released in the past months has an awful lot of quotes after killing someone. that is the point because back then, those cases like akali's joke were very rare
"What? Lolicon? Underage? Nooooo, guys, you don't get it. She just looks, acts, talks and moves exactly like an underage girl, but she's not because we wrote this number above her head."
“I do not like yellow hair and Demacia a-“ *Garen burst through a door* “I WILL NOT FALTER! DEMACIA!” ~An enemy has been slain~ “MY SWORD AND HEART ALWAYS FOR DEMACIA”
Armmy Moofoy Ehhhh Ezreal seems to be in a REEEAAALLY weird love square, taric likes him (and diana) ezreal doesnt know he exists, Zoe likes him, Ezreal doesnt know he exists, Ez likes lux, lux doesnt know he exists.
Chris Hansen: please ,take a seat. Ezreal: Oh god no, please. Chris: No no no, dont run away. Ezreal: I w-wasnt going to do anything to her. Chris: I read your e-mails, what does,,I want to show you my pink Baron Nashor" mean? Ezreal: Dude she is over thousend years old, she belong- Chris: Dont you dare say that! Ezrael: She belongs in a museum. Chris: *dies*
So Zoe is basically a loli obsessed with Ezreal and a yandere that wants to kill Lux to have Ezreal all for herself AND a lesbian that loves all human women AND obsessed with hairy fluffy yordles like Teemo AND has a space dragon who's bigger than the entire universe as her pet.. OK. Interesting sexuality there Zoe.
naruto's ramen well expect if you main Zoe and lux then you get Elementalist Lux then you can stop...trust me it happened to me I got it yesterday for my b-day
Snorlax Sax At the moment I saw the reveal of this champion, I said that she looks like a Disney character to my brother, you Mister are talking without any information about me!
naaaaah... it has become yellow with the gold powder he foind in the temples. Yes I'm already a main with that little annoying kid. Even though I never played her. but shhhhhhh (you have to read it very fast with her voice in your head, then it's funny/annoying/am I beeing cringy af ?)
Voice Actor: twitter.com/ericalindbeck
SkinSpotlights why he hate lux I love so much lux
Same VA as taliyah?
thank you for doing this it was driving me crazy finding them XD
i freaking knew that it was futaba's voice
Jesus Christ it's Celica
Ezreal: Ma'am I swear she said she was immortal
Caitlyn: Just get in the car
DESTROYER DESTROYER This made my day (actually night)
Holy that was perfect
This wins
lmafoooooo this is actually funny xd
i think that's worth it
Zoe: You took everything from me.
Lux: I don't even know who you are.
*You will*
Wew zoe became scarlet and lux became thanos
Everything being ezreal right?
@@oble5601 and Ezreal being the... GAUNTLET?
*ba-dum tss
@@foliumviride2547 lmao btw if u look at ezreals lore hes 19 years old while lux is 20 and zoe shes 1000 years old
everyone: *has an idle animation*
Aurelion Sol: 🗿
He's hoping if he stays still long enough, Zoe will get bored and leave.
@@heinrich9125 He's making a mistake, she'll just boop his snoot the whole time. She's totally the type of person to go up to a statue and boop it.
@@heinrich9125 he learn that from how to survive the wildernes .
@@heinrich9125 "I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye."
"I don't like demacia!"
You are entering Noxus chat server.
Darius: Welcome To Noxus
*spins in triggered*
Swain:By my Hand Shall Noxus Rise!
Is it bad that I used to read it as demencia
Kled, get off my land
I really think Aurelion Sol needs a quip for when she's on the enemy team.
"Oh, not her again."
Clemerlen that's a great idea
Good idea, but prolly impossible
of course It's possible, lol...
Oh my god yes!
Who else read that line in his voice? Totally fits his character.
That first interaction tho
Zoe, chill
Like only Ez likes Lux, at least I think so.
HOW YOU LIKE DEM SPARKLES, BITCH?
What I was thinking too, like jeez....
DAFUQ U SAY TO ME!!!
@@jollybee3432 he tells you to calm the fuck down.......
Zoe: "I do not like [...] Demacia..." Garen: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
+TeamEnderFire
*Garen Main proceeds to Q W E R*
*Uses summoner spells*
*Zoe is at one hp, uses E and Q*
*Garen dies*
+TeamEnderFire THANK YOU
Garen: FUCKIN DEMACIA BIIITCCHHH *Ult*
*"DEMACIA, JUSTICE"*
*Executes Justice on Zoe
THIS, IS, FOR, DEMACIA!!!!
Zoe to any female: YOUR SO PRETTY
Neeko: Neeko interested..
you're*
@@user-fh9mc3ci4p FBI should be knocking on my door any minute now..
Jelonek Kverq She could be human if Zoe preferred it that way. She’s very flexible.
nah she good with ezreal
yea cause she was a small girl for a millennial anyone would say that(not that I am against it )
Urgot needs a new line for his ultimate when he kills Zoe.
"Finally. The screeching has ended."
YOS
Yes please!
"Rat squeaks are way more pleasant to hear".
ooh yes
I would like him to say finally silence or call her annoying
Zoe : I might like you Ezreal..
Ezreal: You belong in a Museum
yes
She's an ancient being afterall
she's shinobu. a legal loli
Tobias Grace ezreal is araragi
Wierd Stuff bro isn’t she like 12 and he’s like 16
Zoe: wants ez
Ez: wants lux
Lux: (to ezreal) “are we supposed to be dating or something, we’ve never even talked”
@Filipe Amaral yes, garen is sad and lonely
@@user-oo5kr9xc4h he will always have demacia
@Filipe Amaral Sylas: Wants FREEDOM!!!
Zoe: wants ez
Ez: wants lux
lux: wants sylas
sylas: wants garens head
garen: wants kat
kat: wants garens head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@mark-jf5ik
Lol yessssss
Zoe:I like you Ezreal
Ezreal: Who is Ezreal? im Jarro Ligthfeather
YES HAHAHAAH
LMAO
Who's Jarro Lightfeather
@@ezrealtheprodigalexplorer3184 you
@@ezrealtheprodigalexplorer3184 to be exact, your codename in Demacia
Looks like that age of consent isn't a thing in Runeterra
Dumbs shes a cosmic entaty. She's thousands if not millions of years old
She's basically a god in human child form, older than most of the nations in the League world. So "age of consent" isn't really the issue here in the case of Zoe.
You do know that she is the one who likes Ezreal not the other way around right? apparently he doesnt even know she exists cause he is into Lux who also doesnt seen to care for Ezreal's existence.
She’s not a little girl
Carlos C3rd “Entaty”
See you in jail Ezreal.
Len Frantora 😂😂😂
She's of age, actually she's ancient and significantly older. Like Aurelion Sol age. Kinda like how Lulu is actually really old but didn't age.
zoe is much older than ez
Sugar momy ?????
XD
I like how Aurelion Sol is like:
"kill me now"
[Aurelion Sol] PLEASE. LET ME BECOME A BLACKHOLE...
He's dead Inside after spending too much time on the rift.
"Now how is he going to be my first kiss? He's DEAAAAAAAD!"
You can still kiss him I guess...
wtf dude?
FBI open up
I just realized something, zoe is 1000 y.o but never kissed someone. Wow zoe is the ultimate virgin.
@@technically7918 lmfao
She still have a sense of not having necrophilia
New Urgot interaction:
*Executes Zoe with Ult*
"Finally the screeching has ended"
MeGusta RO yes please.
Pls we need riot to see this
MeGusta RO No
If they make this I swear to god I'll main Urgot
Naughty children get the grinder
Zoe: "Hey!! I might like like you :D"
Ezreal: "You belong in a museum"
aurelio sol need to say ''Oh no her again'' when he see her
That would be awesome
not ''Oh no her again'' .
this "little star girls have to play in the sandbox and build houses of stardust"
LMAO
Zoe: "I'm not saying Lux isn't a good girlfriend but.. You could do better!"
Ezreal: *chooses Kai'sa instead*
Zoe: *surprised pikachu face*
Kai'sa's like 30 yrs old
@@averagecommander still able to look hot af without proper hygiene, I'll smash
@@averagecommander m i l f
тαиуα She’s 20 and so is Ez
@@averagecommander Kai'Sa is 20
*TARIC RAGE INTENSIFIES*
You're my genius of the day
Who is Taric?
as a taric otp i approve
garen is his new crush
garen loves katarina
Zoe to Ezreal: I wanna steal you
DeathSlash3r 😂😂😂
Dat nani
omae wa mo shinderiu
xdd
*High Pitched Noises*
Zoe: I'm just saying...
Ezreal: You belong in a Museum.
...
Zoe: Hi I'm Zoe..You're-
Ezreal: You belong in a Museum
i get it
Ez must have a new voice lines, like lux :))
Yes but they must keep his "You belong in a museum" spam!
Nice hearthstone reference
Yup shes ancient😂😂😂😂
In Ezreal's new patch, Ezreal rejected Zoe so haaaard
Wtf
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
@@neekothecuriouschameleon9793 and you Rejected by Nidalee
what a bad idea she have space dragon dude
@@neekothecuriouschameleon9793 is it pedophelia if Zoe dated Ezreal due to his age being younger or cuz he looks like a young man dating a loli ?
Ezreal has a growing harem now. Lux, Taric and Zoe. No wonder he looks like an anime protagonist.
After those Arcadia skin interactions you can safely say he is
You know, where his dance style comes from? ;)
The entire LoL cast is Taric's harem, change my mind
I prefer kayn
Shyvana’s leg
The thirst ezREAL
ayyyyyyyyyyy
Sol i see what u did there
Sol XD
@aaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Wow humanity faith restored
She said she hate yellow hair... Look at Ezreals hair xd
gg
;D
She says she hates yellow hair girls... IQ 200 XD
gg
Is she being racist at a moment XD
She is fawning over Teemo... literally Satan himself... *with a smile on her face*
Truly she must have all the courage of the stars
dude shes a satan herself too
A Cosmic Satan*
Not even aurelion sol cant handel her madnes
Zoe: SO CUTE
Teemo: You're clearly new here
Jacob Avraham xDD
ROFL 😂
Irony, and at the same time, could of been made better by adding Gnar before going Mega Gnar, would of added a bit of a laugh... for me at least!
LMAO
And so Ezreal's harem gets bigger but Amumu is still single
Don't remind me about how lonely he is. :(
rickywolfy101 you think he joined the leauge so that he could have friends, I mean even if his curse kills them on the rift they'll respawn, plus his summoner is safe from his curse
He's friends with Annie.
And grave still can't have his cigar
Farid Abdurrahman he already had it back -_-
Zoe: I do not like yellow hair, and Demacia!
*BIG SWORD FELL FROM THE SKY*
DEEEEEEEEMMMAAAACIAAAAAAAAAA
He will not falter
I'm amazed. Garen definitely should've flashed from the bush and wreck this midget
JUSTICE
DEEEEMAAAAACIIIIIUGGGGHHHHH
She speaks like a f*cking furby
I love her
1K likes in 2 years and no replies? Wow
@@Chrono_topher delete this reply
@@goose1194 w h y
@@Chrono_topher too keep the no replies
@@goose1194 no ❤️
I feel like Hacker Zoe needs an interaction when she dies "That's unfair! I had lags."
Šedou Šedou so true man😂
It's "Cyberpop Zoe" not hacker
it says "hacker" in the vid but yeah it's really "Cyberpop"
Leeeeeeroyyyyy Jenkinsssss
Riot: Lets make a good, interesting, lore relevant character.
Zoe: Chocolate mooncake! *Fart Noises* I hate tall people.
Riot: Or that.
Better than the usual, "Super dark edgy character that's only sense of humor is dark humor" character. Looking at you, Kayn...
Oh trust me, Kayn was a real shit too. Speaks a lot about a character when the weapon is a more interesting person than the wielder. His entire backstory was basically 'Look at me, I'm the best at everything'.
By that logic, can't we beat older champions into the ground, too? Look at Garen. 'I'm the game's stereotypical knight guy who fights for justice and all that.', Wow, really interesting. 'I'm Teemo, I'm adorable on the outside but secretly an evil mastermind on the inside!' Haven't seen that cliche before...
I don't mind some cliche's, especially from the games older champions. Having the generic knight is pretty much a must have in fantasy and, despite how boring he is, he does fill a specific niche within the world. Teemo is a dickwad but again, he was crucial to forming our idea of what a Yordle actually is.
By comparison Kayn doesn't really fill a space, he felt like a character that they slapped onto the scythe itself. They wanted to make more Darkin to fill out that part of the universe, and Rhaast is badass, the problem is that Kayn ended up being dull as bricks.
Zoe is also someone who doesn't really add much. The only interest I personally have had in her lore is asking how they justify her existence. Stars and cosmic power have already been done with the Targon event, Aurelion Sol and Bard. Zoe seems superfluous and doesn't really add anything.
Louis Pollitt well zoes job is she's a cosmic messenger she's supposed to let people know when she arrives but terrible omens in the future but since she's been a kid with an unbelievable long life time and existence she is intelligent bit still became this at an early age so yeahh she does add to the story but she's also a kid soo
"let's be best friends"
*keeps* *attacking* *Ashe*
Ashe: *Continues to stand there calmly whilst staring at Zoe, before using R and insta killing her*
She thinks magic doesn't hurt
@@ticketmaster6590 Zoe : *Uses Cleanse, then uses E followed by a Q and she dies. GG Rep Ashe*
Trump: Xi is my best friend
Zoe: I HATE DEMACIA
*gets chased by a full negate Garen, full build and fed Jarvan, a crazy one shot Lux, and a super fed Vayne.
WHILE Galio ults into the thicc of it
*Pentakill*
Along with Xin Zhao full built with monster buffs spammin his E
Then she hits a Q and gets Quadrakill.
And then Kayle and Morgana randomly pop in and kill her.
Aurelion Sol is standing right here like "What even I'm doing here"
"i used to create universes but now i'm here"
what is an aurelion sol ?
god, the creator, the opposite to teemo.
Aurelion Sol = The Creator , God , lord of the universe, Farther of all
Teemo = The Destroyer , The Devil , lord of hell , Satan
and he is being mocked by a useless child...
He used to create the Universe.
Now a tiny rat can take him on and come out on top.
Such is life.
Champs can flame, but I can't?
Rito pls
Tyrone wellcome to life dude. :/
Ask riot about that pls pls riot pls
lmfao
Yes
Zoe: “Boop this!”
***AURELION SOL BOOPING INTENSIFIES*
What is ur answer Ezreal ?
YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM.
NIIICE
Lux , Gardienne des étoiles incurvée say the Lux
Officer Volibear comes out of the bush, “You belong in jail.”
Rito pleaseeee give him a VUUUuuuuuuuuu
Officer Trundle comes with his club and hit Ezreal***
I wanted to say Zoe.
The new skin Vayne crazy feminist protest and injure Trundle of being a fking-cisgender-Troll-grey-male-creature and she is arrested too.
Lux , Gardienne des étoiles incurvée salut mon bro incurvé
Ezreal main kit:
1.ban lux
2.ban zoe
3.ban taric
Teemo Stuff have your support pick taric****
You're goddamn right
Ban Shyvana
U mean... BANG taric? *BaDumTsss
Alta Lau Oh yes
Zoe: *kills lux* I don't like blondes
Garen: .....
Zoe: i don't like demacia
Garen: *gasps*
aliosha rios *Q* *E* *R*
*clutches chest*
D..DemACia?
aliosha rios all of rune Tera shakes
Kind Mangle *Oneshotted*
"Space dragons are so arrogant until you train them. We're gonna train this one"
*Dragon Trainer Zoe confirmed.*
WOLOLO what kind of training
@@Zivlix they give the dragon sex education
How to train your Aurelion Sol
Don't mind me
how to train your dragon: lol edition
zoe:i dont like yellow hair and demacia
garen:*triggered*
zoe:and light magic and everything about her
garen:CHAAAAARGE!!!!!
Nel Lapena then got hit by paddle powered blink
Ho ho rn with the new lore nobody in demacia likes magic, except the mages hehej
In reallity,if zoe and garen fight wins zoe if she is feed
You're a poopy head...
Can we spell it out ?
JUSTICE
Upcoming Skins be like, Arcade, Starguardian, Heartseeker, Crabgod
Wait what?
Sicarignus Project
Sicarignus Hopefully star guardian. That way she can connect to the SG lore with Ezreal.
GOD PLZ NO STAR GUARDIAN NO MORE PLZ! tho we all know its happening 200% as well as arcade
A new urgot skin would be nice, not that stupid fairytail skin's.
Sicarignus Actually Mecha Zoe is gonna happen
When zoe says she doesnt like yellow hair to lux but ezreal has yellow hair.
Qiting Wu when you love some1 you hate his/her boy/girlfriend.
pinquinsam And apparently the traits they share. Zoe is just out of her damn mind.
she has a yellow hair too XD
"everything about her" haha
She doesn't. She said that to diss lux.
Friendly reminder that there’s more canon lines of Zoe simping over Ezreal than there is Shaco lore
Taric is going to be pissed
Trini Yi don't wanna destroy the 123
ahahaha u r right
2:15
Zoe: oh noo! Why's he dead? D:
Also zoe: *dances*
Cha Cha real smooth
Cuz she's can kiss Ezreal when he's die
Zoe:oh no,anyway.
>riot wants to remove toxic people >>*kills enemy champion* "What a noob.."
*L* *O* *G* *I* *C*
Akali says a similar insult
Mizako 96 just about every character or skin riot released in the past months has an awful lot of quotes after killing someone. that is the point because back then, those cases like akali's joke were very rare
fay I love zoe like a champ but here you are right on 100%
riot wants to remove toxic people *adds emotes*
“You’re ugly but in a cute way”
Same
Shabobo Yes, your profile picture
omg and u still have the same profile picture from the day u commented that
Dang wth is that pfp?
I luv this pfp
"What? Lolicon? Underage? Nooooo, guys, you don't get it. She just looks, acts, talks and moves exactly like an underage girl, but she's not because we wrote this number above her head."
Kinda like when people say "no gems aren't lesbians because they're gems, not humans, see?"
Bahahahaha
By this logic, an 18 yo, who "looks, acts, talks and moves exactly like an underage girl" is one anyway, regardless of the "number above her head".
@@KaminariHouse I have a middle-aged auntie that never mentally matured past the age of ten.
@@cartoonishidealism582 i dont think thats how it works dude
Probably the first time Amumu doesn´t want to be friends with another champion...
Grey underated af!!!!!!
She is pretty cute tho
I think amumu takes anything at this point
Grey pretty sure he hang himself with his bandages
kinda sad that zoe doesn't have interactions with amumu
“I do not like yellow hair and Demacia a-“
*Garen burst through a door*
“I WILL NOT FALTER! DEMACIA!”
~An enemy has been slain~
“MY SWORD AND HEART ALWAYS FOR DEMACIA”
Breeze Weezy that was hilarious!
BREAK THEIR RANKS
J u s t I c e
I'm calling the cops
I’m calling the Police Zoe is millions of years old and Ezeral is like 17
tf is the police gonna do to cosmic girl? Throw a tazer at her? 😭
Oh oh. Taric will be triggered after this one
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU !!
akira amano NANIIIIII!??
LMFAO
TheSnakeTales LMAAAOOOO
As a ezreal main i wanna ship it as hard as possible
Zoe: I don't like Demacia!
Garen: *flash Q ult*
Salty Guy *comes out of brush* omae wa mou shindeiru.....
nani?
/all JUSTICE
Salty Guy made my day
This comment selection made me cry :D
Your enemy isn't Lux! Zoe Listen and look my mouth. He's Taric! TARIC!
lmaooooo damn youre right thooo
well... other than putting easter eggs they never made it offical :P But yea there are allways some jokes :P
Armmy Moofoy Ehhhh Ezreal seems to be in a REEEAAALLY weird love square, taric likes him (and diana) ezreal doesnt know he exists, Zoe likes him, Ezreal doesnt know he exists, Ez likes lux, lux doesnt know he exists.
No Lux knows Ezreal exists. They just haven't spoken yet.
Zoe: "I don't like blond. And demacia!"
Garen: *SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME*
LOL
Garen: BEGONE THOT
Jarvan IV, Garen, Galio, and Xin Zhao on thot patrol
@@RamRam.720 Add Quinn to the patrol. She can at least go Predator and nyoom.
Distance Garen Screaming
DEMACIAAAAAA
Zoe joined the Game
Ezreal has left the realm
smite Welcome to the Ezreal god spot light
J . Jonah Jameson Welcome to Dota champion
*Blizzard uploads a HOTS Ezreal trailer*
OVERWATCH EZREAL
J . Jonah Jameson lmao😂
I laughed way harder than I should of at this
First champion that can harass the opponent out of their lane just by talking...
You can do that with Super Galaxy Rumble. Whenever you use a spell you are dealing 20% magical damage and 80% psychological damage
Best skin btw
at least SG rumble isnt being a fucking 10 y/o bratty fucking bitch who is more arrogant than starguradian ahri
You forgot about Nunu bot
Hey, let's not forget the first chatter box; Lux
When I first played her, I muted the sounds after 5 minutes
I kinda hope the quotes when you first move with enemy ezreal can be heard by enemy ezreal
That's probably gonna be the case, like when Kalista binds someone, or how Xayah and Rakan can hear mutal lines.
*Ezreal and zoe kiss*
Caitlyn: *wait, that's illegal*
hey saber insider joke！
This are confusing times
Caitlyn Officer on duty 👮♀️
She loves Ezreal ? Taric will be pissed..
LOL
Guess the aspect of the protector” is going to end u the aspect of yandere
David Berdar wait Taric is in love with ezreal?
Zoe casually warps reality for the fun of it.
Taric can't do anything to her rip
Diana Moon taric will back hand her
Here is the real teenage girl Kids
wei hsi Wang * she is around 1000 years old * i mean if that's a teenager then go with her
wei hsi Wang The power of the universe and creating stars belongs to a teenage girl I wonder how valoran will end up
Especially for Ezreal
Look at her then Evelynn before her.
She seems like a jake pauler dab on dem haters
dante jashin you are sad...
"NOW HOW IS HE GONNA BE MY FIRST KISS!?!? HE'S SEAD"
you alway got urgot ; ^ )
Sion: Hold my axe, I got dis
Nah fuck them, I will do it.
( *TRIGGERED* )
She does know what necrophilia is (I’m just gonna leave this here)
No one is worthy for urgot's sexiness.
Ezreal just knocking on Lux's door later like "HIDE ME!!"
XDDD
Someone needs to write a fanfiction on that Xd
"oh no, Zoe is chasing after my PP, can i hide it inside of you?"
Lmaoo
@@eidolomere ohoho touche my friend ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
@Dio Script hide it, only if it fits
Chris Hansen: please ,take a seat.
Ezreal: Oh god no, please.
Chris: No no no, dont run away.
Ezreal: I w-wasnt going to do anything to her.
Chris: I read your e-mails, what does,,I want to show you my pink Baron Nashor" mean?
Ezreal: Dude she is over thousend years old, she belong-
Chris: Dont you dare say that!
Ezrael: She belongs in a museum.
Chris: *dies*
I love this
Vasko Marovic ahahahahhaahaha lol
This needs more likes omg
Ezrael, the jewish explorer
Ah one of my favorite lines from Ezreal
"I don't like demacia"
*garen with an utterly confused look on his face that anyone could dislike demacia*
"De-demacia???"
Wait the combo of 3000 dmg.
*Sylas would like to know your location
How are you supposed to keep calm and not flame if even the champion calls you noob........ RITO PLS
I remember DVA in Overwatch also calls out "noob" occasionally.
ikr
akali been doing that for a long time, we are tilt proof at this point pal
@BlueDiamond
Euh... you have problems... you should see a doctor.
7:54
Jhin: A bit childish but I can make it work
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@northstar7775 it means she could be a side kick , bcs jhin thing is killing like art and jhin already been chased by fbi
4:03 When a puny little dimension-hopping teenager is throwing toothpicks at you, and you're just like: ''This is fine''
PickledJars eventually, he stopped thinking
CZAzure Blue IS THAT A MUTHAFUKIN JOJO REFERENCE
So Zoe is basically a loli obsessed with Ezreal and a yandere that wants to kill Lux to have Ezreal all for herself AND a lesbian that loves all human women AND obsessed with hairy fluffy yordles like Teemo AND has a space dragon who's bigger than the entire universe as her pet.. OK. Interesting sexuality there Zoe.
Sky versal why does everyone try to ignore all the Ez lines XD? She just admires them and wants to be their friend omg
Yes.
You forgot about the mooncake
Also shes 10
@@ludekbis9540 2000-10000...
"ugh...kill me now"
Zoe to Ashe: "do you wanna be sisters?"
Ashe: "yeah no thanks, I have enough mortal enemies already."
Zoe: Hi! Im zoe and I like you!
Ezreal: You- you- you belong in a museum You belong in a museum
THE TRUTH!!!
she probbably like a thousand years old too so i guess it belongs xD
It's because i'm ooold??
God knows how many pretty boys you have met before this one. Just ask Aurilian Sol, he knows, he was there since the beginning.
hl dr you belo--you belo--you belo--you belo--you belo--you belo--you belong in a museum
Zoe: “We are going to be best friends!”
*vigorously pelts with stars*
Is this
Is this not a thing friends do? To each other?
Huh. I was wondering why people kept threatening to call the police.
The jailbait for Ez is strong with this one lol
kfc chan she is 9millions years old my dude
Stop.. STOP
ez is like 14
Balkaran Singh only champs younger that 21 are Annie and lux dude. There was a statement by one of the lore guys of riot saying so
Carlos C3rd Taliyah and Ekko are also under 21, though (Ekko is 16-17 and Taliyah is 16)
when olivia said "You're probably with that blond girl"
Zoe felt that
Who the fuck is olivia
@@Sivsiviousthe3rd Olivia Rodrigo lol
@@ice_cream_cake5539 oh xD
look at this shithead kid.
I want to protect it and see it grow strong
JayBrass Basilio you are my favorite type of person
What are you,a parent?
I hope you know she is millions of years old and she doesn't grow up right??? 😂
He's gonna be waiting a long time.
Once you main zoe ....
U cant stop playin her
.......
Trust
Me
naruto's ramen Sounds like youve been there huh
Blue Snailda yup
naruto's ramen well expect if you main Zoe and lux then you get Elementalist Lux then you can stop...trust me it happened to me I got it yesterday for my b-day
Ledio Mavriqi i need dat elementelist lux !! Ur so lucky omaigat
naruto's ramen ikr its so fucking good! Hands down best skin
If she wants Ezreal she's gonna have to pull him out of Taric's manly arms
I mean, long as Taric isn't the bottom there is no problem.
We all know that´s not gonna happen, look at those biceps.
Good point
Zoe:Can I Tell You a Secret
Human Female: What Is It?
Zoe: *Im Batman!*
oo Fk 😂🤣
🤣🤣
Can’t believe she doesn’t have a interaction with Bard FeelsBadMan
FOR REAL. Bard needs more love.
FeelsBardMan
We need to assemble a club of bards
I second this.
My Fizz never gets an Interaction.
Aurelion just looks dead inside after seeing that girl
more like:"w-what are you s-saying! i did make all of the stars! shut up K"
SOYKOS xD
Aurelion: *Deadinside already*
SOYKOS think everybody does. But i think aurelion regrets not checking his condom for holes
funny, he looked dead outside too
No interactions with Diana, Leona, Pantheon, or Taric? pls rito.
I mean she had to have 30 interactions with ezreal and lux,so nothing can be done
And she probably doesn't care much about targon
@TehShroo yeah, that's the description of not-interested
Not to mention blood rage Aatrox over there
Ikr.....
Zoe: But now how he gonna be my first kiss? HE'S DEAD!
Me: Well, there's always necroph... *FBI blasts my door.*
Riots response to the community being toxic
LOL
How unironic.
The Final Wolf So true :/
Yeah, make them even more toxic by adding the most annoying character ever known to man kind.
Kayn is nowhere near as edgy as this one
so random xDD
This is straight up cringy. Kayn is in a different level of edgynes IMO.
Find Zed?
How?
Cringy as fuck
true words
A Minute of Silence for us Lux mains that got disturbed by this video
lux mains lol
I'm a Lux main and I love her. I mean Zoe.
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
yep...
Can u show me the exit? Need to go home and LAZER THE HELL OUT OF THAT KIDDO!!!111!!11!
Zoe: But now how is he gonna be my first kiss?! hes deaadd
i mean the body is still warm
She probably wants to kiss him alive xd
I thought disney character would not be that aggressive. :p
Snorlax Sax At the moment I saw the reveal of this champion, I said that she looks like a Disney character to my brother, you Mister are talking without any information about me!
İts futaba from persone5! With hacker skin on!
I was thinking Pixar, though probably more like Dreamworks
Fallen Angel omg AHAHHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY
666 likes
Pro guide to play Zoe
Step 1: set the Master Volume to 0
Kuri Lol
Vicious
Correction: set Master and Voice volume to 100, set all other volume settings to 0, set system volume to max.
How to play Zoe
Watch every anime and make one roll everytime you play her
KURI AWWW ur profile pic is so CUTE OwO
But Ezreal has yellow hair...
That makes sense now
Nep thats the joke...
Nep :0
he actually dyed his hair to woo lux.
naaaaah... it has become yellow with the gold powder he foind in the temples. Yes I'm already a main with that little annoying kid. Even though I never played her. but shhhhhhh (you have to read it very fast with her voice in your head, then it's funny/annoying/am I beeing cringy af ?)
me seeing zoe: wow she's so toxic
sees hacker zoe: omg...it actually got worse
*star guardian zoe exists*
"I wanna steal you"
Zed no i don't like shadow
Some people should really learn how to eat proper.
Zed No
Zed No thanks.
TeamEnderFire te stiu de undeva..
*EZREAL NEEDS TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO TARIC RIGHT NOW*
if you pay attention to the lore, it actually says she is an ancient being
she is legal
Legal loli
medal of honor received
genius.
*screams internally*
*unzips*
When the anime protagonist (Ezreal) meet anime legal loli (Zoe)
The result is always a ship
not when theres an ara ara one-san