I went with my dad to my uncle’s funeral when I was like 14. It was a super catholic and fancy funeral and very formal. Before the funeral started the priest said “greet the person behind you” so my dad turned around to shake the person’s hand who was behind us only to awkwardly stick out his hand to shake a lady’s hand who was completely armless. I will never let him live that down lol
Went to a funeral of a family friend.I hadn't seen seen the son of the deceased for about 10 years. He stood there teary-eyed by the casket while everyone came up to him to say their condolences. When it came to my turn I didn't know what to say, so I just quietly said "Hi, how are ya?" I don't think he actually heard me. But it was a bit akward for me
The content is good throughout, but i'm not a fan of the sudden change of voice and editing style, despite keeping the same transitions. The transitions become too loud relative to the voice, such that I have to listen at increased volume to hear the voice correctly, but get my ears blown out after each answer.
I also don't think what they did is legal tbh. Especially bringing up her health issues that had no relevance. The whole thing was pretty much a threat and intimidation tactic and could be used as part of a hostile work environment lawsuit.
One time I drove my mom to the store and I got out to get her pain medication, weeeelp I had worked a 13 hour shift and just got out the shower and was thinking of my bed , and I got back into the car and a lady said “ uhhh excuse me please don’t harm me sir “ and I looked over and said oh mom sto-oh shit !!! Miss I’m soooo sorry and I looked over to see my mom in my car laughing with tears in her eyes pointing at me laughing , and I told the lady mam I’m soooo and she cut me off and said “ it’s ok son you look extremely tired “ 🤦🏽♂️ yup not my best moment in my life but the funniest thing my mom has ever seen and needed it my mom needed that laugh
Not illegal, but it's not a good idea for companies to do it. Opens them up to lawsuits bc you can find out about peoples' religion, sexual preference, marital status, etc. It leaves them open for lawsuits
My insurance company somehow snooped on my private facebook account and the insurance agent asked me if the person in the photo was my husband. It was a "cursed" photo I reposted.
Me, my brother and a couple of friends once went to eat at a restaurant downtown of where I live and on the way there, there was this showcase thing with blind people for something I can only assume is to show everyone what blind people can do different from others that was pretty interesting and we wanted to take a look at it before going to eat. It was pretty crowded but me and my group managed to get a couple of rows behind the stage but there was this other group of people that was pretty tall and we couldn't see much, one of my friends said out loud "Man, I can't see anything from over here" as in trying to make the tall group of people open up a little and let us watch the showcase but then I, without any hesitation and in complete ignorance of what I was thinking, blurted out "Oh, don't worry, they can't see either" while turning my head to the stage. I didn't even process what I just said until I saw the looks of both hate and a little horror from everyone around me.
Ok, that's pretty damn funny!!!! I'm picturing you trying in vain to explain yourself, but being completely unable to do so, because you're embarrassed, and just can't seem get the words out, leaving you a stammering, beet red mess....now, even if that's not how it actually went down, I'm going to go ahead and just pretend that it is!?!? 😉
"Working hard or hardly working?" "I'm hard." 🤣 The former quote is something my douchey ninth grade art teacher would say and that makes this even better.
I’m the dad hitting the bong at 8am except it’s 3am and I’m an 18 y/o lesbian who’s little cousin woke up (she was staying in the spare bedroom bc my parents and hers went to a football game and stayed at a hotel for the weekend to tailgate so I babysat her here). I was smoking out the window and she knocked on my door after I’m already high with my incense burning saying she had a nightmare. I rush to put out my bottle bong and dump the water out and spill the water on me and my charger that was plugged in next to/kind of under the window. I threw a towel on it lit another candle and moved the towel from under the door to let her in. She comes in and asks “what’s that?” And points at the ground near the window, I turned around to see my baggie of ouid on the floor. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I told her it was broccoli I was eating and put her on my bed and told her to go back to sleep 😭 I felt so bad I made this little girl stand in a dark hallway for 5 minutes scared from a nightmare bc I panicked
22:20 WTF? No! I'm francophone and live near Montreal and go there often, and no, we don't kiss strangers like that! That's creepy! Unless it's someone close, like a relative, friend, or maybe coworkers (unless it's two guys, then not at all because social stigma), but never someone you've just met.
Every saturday morning i go to my local pet shop to get some bits for my pets and this young lad is always in there around the same time too getting his stuff. The first 3/4 times i went into the shop as it was a new one i asked him where things were and each time he told me he didnt work there yet each week i asked him 😳 safe to say i try and avoid him now 😂
As pat of my disabilities, I have an inability to comprehend pretty much every social cue known to man unless it is told to me before hand in the event of… well, events. While it can be off putting to a lot of NT people who don’t know me, it saves me from feeling awkward about situations most of the time; this is usually enough to prevent an embarrassing moment, as my family doesn’t feel embarrassed *for* others, as we don’t want to ruin moments for each other in the event of us being wrong and making them feel bad. That being said, at the first interview I ever had where my mum wasn’t there with me, the guy interviewing me asked me so many weirdly specific questions about my disabilities and if any of them could get the store I was applying to sued. (My personal favorite interview question of all time since this event has and always will be ‘So are you legally allowed to be around dogs unsupervised?’) At the end of the interview, this guy asks me if I have any questions or anything to add. Me, not knowing that *apparently you’re not supposed to do this* point to the fish section behind him and loudly ask “do you know that there are so many deceased Comets [a type of feeder-fish] in your fishtank that they’ve caked the bottom of the tank?” After about a good 30 seconds of silence with him just staring at me he goes “yeah, I know.” On the bright side, at least the deceased fish were removed for the safety of the shoal next time I came in. And I was *shook* that I didn’t get that job lmao
I was at home and somebody was on their way to pick up my mom for a party (an older lady from a dance class). I was for some reason really excited for my Dad to arrive home (I think he bought us something). I was 16 at the time and saw my dad pull up on the driveway. I ran out in bare feet and got to the window with a huge smile on my face, to see an old woman caked in makeup grinning at me. She had the same car as my Dad. I malfunctioned and ran inside curled up into a ball and cringed for 15 minutes straight
I listen to a lot of these “ask reddit” videos & every so often I’ll think something from a story sounds a little too familiar. So I’ll stop what I’m doing, try & listen a little better & then rewind & listen again. I swear one of these days I’m gonna be watching TH-cam, hear some whacked out story & be like “Eeekkk, yup that was me!!.. I was there yeah, definitely was me😬🤨😬!!! I remember that!!!....Shit!!!!!....😔😬😒😏😉....
My ignorant opinion doesn’t count but, + last night I was listening & someone told a story about a coach that would also teach health. He'd wear shorts in the classroom, sit on the front of his desk w/ his junk out. He was called CT.(coach Thomas). I was half asleep so I didn't look at the name. I've been going back over videos all day trying to find it. I went to the same school! Closest I've gotten so far.
haha i saw one ask reddit written on reddit itself the other day about this guy that's story sounded IDENTICAL to a dilemma my boyfriend and i literally had just discussed (something innocent about work) I had to text him while i was at work and ask if him if he had posted it, like down to where they worked it was so weirdly identical until the very last line where the guy mentioned living on the opposite side of the country as we do loll i told him "well shit saved you the trouble of getting an unbiased opinion on your own, just read the responses" haha
Following a couple of promotions, I had to sit in on a formal reprimand and demotion given by my boss to the manager who hired me into the company and had advocated for me to be promoted. Ugh. I didn't want any part of it and my boss said she understood and appreciated my desire to preserve this other manager's dignity but this was now part of my job and to suck it up.
On the topic of “I don’t work here” my funniest one was when I was wearing my work uniform which was a fluro orange shirt with reflective stripes, navy pants and steel capped boots which is a standard uniform for heavy industry around here. I was walking around a grocery store with a shopping basket and someone rudely asked where something was. The stores uniform was olive green collared shirt, black business style pants and black business style shoes. No idea what retail store this guy was thinking about that makes their staff where hi vis ppe
8 years old, sitting in the car with my best friend as his dad drove us to pick up his mom. He got in an argument with his dad about wanting the window rolled down. He kep rolling it down and his dad kept trying to roll it up with the driver seat controls. The motor ended up burning out and the window was stuck a quarter down. I sat in the back seat as his dad yelled at him.
For the "why did i say that" one... when i was like 6 i had an elderly neighbor who was color blind and im pretty sure partially over all blind, and his house was pretty dusty and a bit messy all the time, and once when i was at his door with my mum he gave me a little blue decorative kids pillow of a rabbit face i think. he apologized for if it was dusty and i replied happily with "it's clean for something from your house!" and i dont know how he reacted but after he and my mum said goodbye, my mum said something to me about it and i was confused, and im not sure when i realized how that was rude but i still cringe at it to this day
20:49 They have Starry Night unprotected?? I'm sure they check people to make sure they don't bring in pens and things but anyone could just punch it or scratch it!
When I was like 4 I went to play place and then a random girl picked me up and said there you are and I guess she was like 15 and thought I was a relative. I was about to go freaking crazy and kick and punch mma style like I was taught. It was honestly pretty scary then but then now I just laugh about it. The girl was super sorry and she apologized repeatedly and was actually pretty nice.
One time I was on a field trip that took us to a forest park with a playground there. I wasn't in the mood to play with anyone, so I pretended to sleep at that playground. A kid who wanted me to play with them tries to pull me down from the firepole section and manage to pull down my pants. Kid got in a lot of trouble for putting my life at risk. I was slightly in trouble for not being active
The pregnant story at 3:28 reminded me of two stories related to that. Once in middle school I thought my 8th-grade history teacher was pregnant because she was that kind of fat, and even mentioned it in class. She later got rid of that weight and I wasn't the only one who called her out on that. The second time was when my mom questioned if I was pregnant at least twice when I came home from college because I was that particular kind of fat.
Not me but, probably all of my friends. I talk about my suicidal stuff a lot and like a joke, i laugh about it but I can tell my friends are like “is she serious” it’s hilarious. Just seeing their faces and it’s really funny.
When I was 18 I went to my friends house for a bonfire with his friends and family. We were all telling dark humor jokes and I chimed in with "Whats the hardest thing about running through a field of dead babies?" Before anyone could speak a word I said "My dick!"..... it got seriously quiet for about 8 seconds until my friends older brother (about 26 y.o) told me that he had recently lost his first baby due to a miscarriage. The most awkward moment of my life
50:14 would have been sweet if it ended, “...and that’s how I accidentally proposed to my future wife before I even knew I was interested in dating her.”
In a shopping glaze at the supermarket with one of my kids as a toddler; felt a small hand slip back into mine, kept moving along the aisle...then looked down. Not my kid. Double panic mode. First, I've stolen someone else's toddler. Second, where's mine???? Kept a hold of this one, looking for his mother, and breathlessly apologised to her, while tracking down my little guy who was still back two aisles. Argh.
oh my god my first kiss I didn't know where to put my hands, she started using her tongue with it too so that was fun and the third time just yesterday. Oh my god, we're not gonna talk about that.
@Atom ok so at my school we have some program thing for 2 hours before school every other Wednesday. Only freshmen have to stay because it's mainly to learn about the school and stuff and the upperclassmen can do whatever until 10:40 am. Last week, we had that so me and my best friend left school and sat by a lake really close by the school. Then we ended up walking through the forest and found a nice clearing and basically both ended up shirtless and after a few minutes she asked about if I had my first kiss and I could kinda tell she was asking to see of she could be my first kiss. I told her I hadn't and she was like "wanna make out then" and I said sure. We made out for like 5 minutes and I had no idea where I was supposed to put my hands and she started French kissing me so I kind of died and just kinda tried my best to French kiss her back based off what was happening and what I've read about in fanfics lol. And after that, it was almost time to get to class so we put our clothes back on and started walking to school. Third time was yesterday and she messaged me during 1st period and asked if I wanted to make our in the bathroom after 2nd period. I said yes and I met her by her class and we went in the bathroom after I dropped my stuff off in my 3rd class. I hadn't realized how much taller than me she was until that. I was wearing heels tall enough I can't hardly stand on my toes to get much taller and I was still too short to kiss her so that was great. I almost stood on the toilet lol. Anyways she leaned down and I stood on my toes as much as I could and we made out for like 3 minutes. Kinda same as first time except I'm a better French kisser than I was last Wednesday.
Imagine my confusion when I was reading this the entire time thinking the op was a boy and when I got to the part about high heels was like hmmmm….kids these days.
A lot of these are wrong dad stories. At Disney land jumped on my dads back. Was not my dad. He was white. I’m Asian and maybe 14 to old to be doing that. Also once when coming from the movies I went to get into my moms black lancer. Was not my mom, it was a civic, and she locked the door before I grabbed the handle.
My first kiss was pretty awkward. It was at the end of a date, he was dropping me off at my home and we sat in his car in silence for a moment when he leaned over and kissed me. I just kind of froze up and didn't know what to do. When he pulled away, I pretty much just quickly said "bye" and got out of his car as quickly as I could 😅
I don't know if it's the way I walk or look but if I ever go to Walmart after work in my housekeeping scrubs every time someone asks me where something is. I now wear sunglasses and headphones and look at the floor if I have to go to Walmart right after work.
Wait, bear spray isn’t like the wolf (dog?) urine you spray on plants to prevent deer and rabbit eating them? I thought it’s some smell bears dislike. It’s mace?!
when i was a teenager i worked at my moms job during summer. most of my life especially when i was young mom rarely called me by my name she mostly called me "Pumpkin" well apparently some of her coworkers really thought that was my name. the would call for me by the intercom with "Pumpkin", they even introduced me to clients by "Pumpkin". i was really shy as a kid so i didnt correct them for years. finally it was the end of summer there when moms boss asked her why she named me something that i would probably change as soon as i was an adult. mom and i were confused until we realized that they really thought i was named "Pumpkin". mom had just thought they were teasing us when they called me "Pumpkin" she told them what my real name was and let them know that she wasnt that much of a hippie to give her kid a crazy name. believe me i grew up on the horror stories she would tell about some of the names her hippie friends named their kids, "Pumpkin" would have been kind compared. when i was a very young kid her best friend had twins that i played with and the girls name wasnt too bad but the boys name sucked. they were named "Chrystal and Blissful" with the last name of chandelier, and the boy was "Blissful", he later changed his name to David when he turned 18. when i was older i worked in a hospital and i came across some interesting and honestly weird names. True story about one of the weirdest names i ever came across once i was working in the ER and a mother came in with her sick baby girl, her name was "Female" which she pronounced "FeeMolly" but spelled "F E M A L E". when asked why she named her that she told us that she liked it better than "Male" which she pronounced "Molly". she said that when she was given the form for the name at birth she only saw 2 chioces, "Female(Feemolly) & Male(Molly). she thought that the Government assigned names to everyone by giving 2 options at birth for the mother to choose from. at least she had an excuse since she was from Haiti and she didnt understand English very much and couldnt read much English either. im sure that girl changed her name as soon as she could.
I held a radome guys hand cuz I thought he was my dad.. best thing was I pushed away one of his two daughters. I have a stablished Dominice, I am someone’s new kid now
Not as awkward as these but once me and some friends were having some conversation about Aladdin ⭕ Wow the carpet in your living room looks just like the one in Aladdin 🔴 Whats aladdin? 🔵 Its a movie about a thief in arabia that disney made 🔴 Aladdin?... *a lad in?* A lad in what? 🔵What? 🔴 A lad in what? Where is the lad? 🔵 Umm wha- 🔴 Who's the lad? 🔵 What? 🔴 What?
There was a guy in my class who always had a douchey and egotistical personality. But I really drew the line whenever he came with me and 2 friends to get some food following our senior walk day. While on the road he showed us pictures of girls he was having sex with despite being a taken man. But what really stood out the most is how he said he once saw a guy get hit by a car and had his stomach torn open and said it was the funniest thing he ever saw. I told him that’s actually horrible and he said “It desensitizes you”. I haven’t seen him since.
Went tricker treating with my friend tried to scare him but it wasn’t my friend it was some random girl that had the same costume on this was the most awkward moment of my life but the thing that made even more awkward is that she didn’t even get scared she just turned around and looked at me.
When I was 13 I went to the beach and a wave pushed me all the way back to shore and it was so strong that I had no control over where I ended up. Long story short, I ended up between an old mans legs and his balls were resting on my forehead. I struggled to get up for 30 seconds and everyone on the beach just stared in horror.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say, "Getting tea bagged in front of complete strangers, by an old man at the beach", was NOT on your, "Top Ten Things to do at the Shore, Before You Turn 18" list, but hey, whatever floats your boat......
9:00 If you are inclined to respond justly and according to conscience, and you knew what garbage most people are, you wouldn't feel awkward about that at all because you wouldn't give a sh*t what they think about you.
46:56 Literally just before this story, I was thinking about the time when my (still) bf and I were still in high school, at one of our nerdy charter school's casual dances. I moved one of my accessories to a different position or tried out a new dance move, and asked him, "Does this look stupid?" In his infinite wisdom, my dumbass of a better half responded "Yeah" casually, despite not having a clue what I said. That was an interesting conversation.
Apologize profusely to the K9 soldier as if he were servicemen whose foot you stepped on. "I'm sorry sir I didn't see your foot there. I'll be more careful.' Although I must admit I might say I'm sorry you beautiful little boy I love you and I did not mean to step on your precious paw lemme kiss it. I am a vet tech that works with k9s and I have to be careful not to treat them like cuddly babies because they are not.
The end ones with the Employment mistakes I have been in a store and straight up PJs and people have thought that I was working I have no idea if they were legally blind or not but I was like yeah no I don’t work here
I was mistaken for a employee at a shop called At Home. Not sure guy the lady thought I was a employee because I was wearing shorts and a Deadpool T-shirt. She was asking me about Christmas trees and stood there answering her questions to the best of my ability’s until my mum told the lady that I didn’t work there. During that time I had been working at Walmart so I was use to people stopping me and asking questions.
8:45 A guy with brown ramen noodle-liike hair who looks exactly like a guy who yelled racial epithets at an audience member at a comedy club a while back could fix that.
Clogging a Highschool friends toilet, having to turn the water valve off to prevent flooding, and then Leaving it... the family unable figure out why the toilet didn’t have any water. Pretended To have no knowledge of it. They probably all knew afterwards. After that, made a point to go to Walmart bathroom for post-constipation poops.
My brother saw the mentally challenged one and said he wanted to reply “do they serve Down syndrome sandwiches there?” It was awkward because my step sister was in the room and helped mentally challenged kids. Very awkward experience since she was 4’11” and he was 5’8” and he got beat up by her
Wow the dude at 8:45 was so terrible at relationships that he turned not one but two women into lesbians….not sure if I should be impressed disappointed, or sorry for the guy.
My late Mum, aged 92 or so at the time & with advanced dementia, announcing LOUDLY & with absolutely no warning whatsoever in a full café "I'M A PROSTITUTE!". 😳😳😳
@@Mr_Nibblesworth its pretty common knowledge. And if a Dutch person doesn't know about the colonization of South Africa that literally CAUSED apartheid then im worried about their education.
Hannah M by Dutch you mean German right? Lol what are we talkin about here? The Deutsch Dutch or the Dutch Dutch? All this confusion and we haven’t even gotten to the other Dutch Dutch...ya know the ones in the Netherlands...the ones that gave the world Hollandaise Sauce and wooden shoes and windmills and.....uh oh yeah the worlds largest most powerful army or company or whatever you want to call it the Dutch East India Company...
Ugh I still cringe every time I think of this but one time my ex and I were driving around baked looking at the pretty Xmas lights and we stopped at the gas station for munchies, she parked and I went inside to grab everything, I walked out and got in my gf car... or at least I thought it was her car... I sat in the passengers seat and all of a sudden I heard a dude say "Uhh watcha doing dude...." I turned in horror to see some random dude...I looked past him out his window and saw my gf in the next car over with this huge open mouth looking at me and just started laughing. I was like "Dude i am soo sorry I got in the wrong car" Luckily he was around my age so it was no big deal but still hurts to think about haha!
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I went with my dad to my uncle’s funeral when I was like 14. It was a super catholic and fancy funeral and very formal. Before the funeral started the priest said “greet the person behind you” so my dad turned around to shake the person’s hand who was behind us only to awkwardly stick out his hand to shake a lady’s hand who was completely armless. I will never let him live that down lol
Went to a funeral of a family friend.I hadn't seen seen the son of the deceased for about 10 years. He stood there teary-eyed by the casket while everyone came up to him to say their condolences. When it came to my turn I didn't know what to say, so I just quietly said "Hi, how are ya?"
I don't think he actually heard me. But it was a bit akward for me
Megan Renee I’m so sorry.... but I’m laughing 😂 at this.
You just put a BIG smile on my face....😁👍😘😎
God isnt real
I dont understand,, bahahahaaha why does everything happen at the age of 14?😂
The content is good throughout, but i'm not a fan of the sudden change of voice and editing style, despite keeping the same transitions. The transitions become too loud relative to the voice, such that I have to listen at increased volume to hear the voice correctly, but get my ears blown out after each answer.
For sure. they need to get it together with patching the edit. not cool.
"Loyalty is key" uhh you know what's key? Paying your workers a decent wage.
I also don't think what they did is legal tbh. Especially bringing up her health issues that had no relevance. The whole thing was pretty much a threat and intimidation tactic and could be used as part of a hostile work environment lawsuit.
One time I drove my mom to the store and I got out to get her pain medication, weeeelp I had worked a 13 hour shift and just got out the shower and was thinking of my bed , and I got back into the car and a lady said “ uhhh excuse me please don’t harm me sir “ and I looked over and said oh mom sto-oh shit !!! Miss I’m soooo sorry and I looked over to see my mom in my car laughing with tears in her eyes pointing at me laughing , and I told the lady mam I’m soooo and she cut me off and said “ it’s ok son you look extremely tired “ 🤦🏽♂️ yup not my best moment in my life but the funniest thing my mom has ever seen and needed it my mom needed that laugh
Imagine being asked your favorite color and you’re like
What’s color?
"He won the battle, but i won the war"
JESUS FUCK THATS GOOD
@15:28 it's very hard to believe a *group* of Danish people would have no clue as to their place in the history of SA
Isn't the private Facebook one pretty illegal
Not illegal, but it's not a good idea for companies to do it. Opens them up to lawsuits bc you can find out about peoples' religion, sexual preference, marital status, etc. It leaves them open for lawsuits
Certainly punch worthy for sure.
ReflectingOne X they even got away with that one 🤧
My insurance company somehow snooped on my private facebook account and the insurance agent asked me if the person in the photo was my husband.
It was a "cursed" photo I reposted.
@@Guppyg53 what the hell...
"drive safe, doggo". not gunna run the risk...
Me, my brother and a couple of friends once went to eat at a restaurant downtown of where I live and on the way there, there was this showcase thing with blind people for something I can only assume is to show everyone what blind people can do different from others that was pretty interesting and we wanted to take a look at it before going to eat.
It was pretty crowded but me and my group managed to get a couple of rows behind the stage but there was this other group of people that was pretty tall and we couldn't see much, one of my friends said out loud "Man, I can't see anything from over here" as in trying to make the tall group of people open up a little and let us watch the showcase but then I, without any hesitation and in complete ignorance of what I was thinking, blurted out "Oh, don't worry, they can't see either" while turning my head to the stage.
I didn't even process what I just said until I saw the looks of both hate and a little horror from everyone around me.
Lol
Ok, that's pretty damn funny!!!! I'm picturing you trying in vain to explain yourself, but being completely unable to do so, because you're embarrassed, and just can't seem get the words out, leaving you a stammering, beet red mess....now, even if that's not how it actually went down, I'm going to go ahead and just pretend that it is!?!? 😉
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"I'm hard." 🤣
The former quote is something my douchey ninth grade art teacher would say and that makes this even better.
Wtf I read this as the video said this
Can I come over and stand on your table? Lol
I’m the dad hitting the bong at 8am except it’s 3am and I’m an 18 y/o lesbian who’s little cousin woke up (she was staying in the spare bedroom bc my parents and hers went to a football game and stayed at a hotel for the weekend to tailgate so I babysat her here). I was smoking out the window and she knocked on my door after I’m already high with my incense burning saying she had a nightmare. I rush to put out my bottle bong and dump the water out and spill the water on me and my charger that was plugged in next to/kind of under the window. I threw a towel on it lit another candle and moved the towel from under the door to let her in. She comes in and asks “what’s that?” And points at the ground near the window, I turned around to see my baggie of ouid on the floor. 🤦♀️🤦♀️ I told her it was broccoli I was eating and put her on my bed and told her to go back to sleep 😭 I felt so bad I made this little girl stand in a dark hallway for 5 minutes scared from a nightmare bc I panicked
I believe in the story at 8:03, what the boss did was breach of privacy.
Yes. It was absolutely disgusting and the employee should have sued.
@@blixten2928 I wish they did
Shouted the Lil Jon Yeah right as the classroom went dead silent.
Yay! Entertainment while I clean
22:20 WTF? No! I'm francophone and live near Montreal and go there often, and no, we don't kiss strangers like that! That's creepy! Unless it's someone close, like a relative, friend, or maybe coworkers (unless it's two guys, then not at all because social stigma), but never someone you've just met.
Every saturday morning i go to my local pet shop to get some bits for my pets and this young lad is always in there around the same time too getting his stuff. The first 3/4 times i went into the shop as it was a new one i asked him where things were and each time he told me he didnt work there yet each week i asked him 😳 safe to say i try and avoid him now 😂
I'd do that. Every time. I know exactly why and how you feel about it, too. I'm 67 and learnt to live with those particular types of awkward moments.
As pat of my disabilities, I have an inability to comprehend pretty much every social cue known to man unless it is told to me before hand in the event of… well, events. While it can be off putting to a lot of NT people who don’t know me, it saves me from feeling awkward about situations most of the time; this is usually enough to prevent an embarrassing moment, as my family doesn’t feel embarrassed *for* others, as we don’t want to ruin moments for each other in the event of us being wrong and making them feel bad. That being said, at the first interview I ever had where my mum wasn’t there with me, the guy interviewing me asked me so many weirdly specific questions about my disabilities and if any of them could get the store I was applying to sued. (My personal favorite interview question of all time since this event has and always will be ‘So are you legally allowed to be around dogs unsupervised?’) At the end of the interview, this guy asks me if I have any questions or anything to add. Me, not knowing that *apparently you’re not supposed to do this* point to the fish section behind him and loudly ask “do you know that there are so many deceased Comets [a type of feeder-fish] in your fishtank that they’ve caked the bottom of the tank?” After about a good 30 seconds of silence with him just staring at me he goes “yeah, I know.” On the bright side, at least the deceased fish were removed for the safety of the shoal next time I came in. And I was *shook* that I didn’t get that job lmao
You would have made an EXCELLENT employee. Good for you!!!
I was at home and somebody was on their way to pick up my mom for a party (an older lady from a dance class). I was for some reason really excited for my Dad to arrive home (I think he bought us something). I was 16 at the time and saw my dad pull up on the driveway. I ran out in bare feet and got to the window with a huge smile on my face, to see an old woman caked in makeup grinning at me. She had the same car as my Dad. I malfunctioned and ran inside curled up into a ball and cringed for 15 minutes straight
8:45 that IS a sitcom. It’s friends. From the 90’s
I don't think Susan's lesbian partner was Ross's ex gf. Pretty sure she was Susan's friend before they hooked up.
I listen to a lot of these “ask reddit” videos & every so often I’ll think something from a story sounds a little too familiar. So I’ll stop what I’m doing, try & listen a little better & then rewind & listen again.
I swear one of these days I’m gonna be watching TH-cam, hear some whacked out story & be like “Eeekkk, yup that was me!!.. I was there yeah, definitely was me😬🤨😬!!! I remember that!!!....Shit!!!!!....😔😬😒😏😉....
My ignorant opinion doesn’t count but, + last night I was listening & someone told a story about a coach that would also teach health. He'd wear shorts in the classroom, sit on the front of his desk w/ his junk out. He was called CT.(coach Thomas). I was half asleep so I didn't look at the name. I've been going back over videos all day trying to find it. I went to the same school! Closest I've gotten so far.
haha i saw one ask reddit written on reddit itself the other day about this guy that's story sounded IDENTICAL to a dilemma my boyfriend and i literally had just discussed (something innocent about work) I had to text him while i was at work and ask if him if he had posted it, like down to where they worked it was so weirdly identical until the very last line where the guy mentioned living on the opposite side of the country as we do loll i told him "well shit saved you the trouble of getting an unbiased opinion on your own, just read the responses" haha
Just watched the whole thing and was done before even realizing it. lol
Oversama it do be like that
Following a couple of promotions, I had to sit in on a formal reprimand and demotion given by my boss to the manager who hired me into the company and had advocated for me to be promoted. Ugh. I didn't want any part of it and my boss said she understood and appreciated my desire to preserve this other manager's dignity but this was now part of my job and to suck it up.
On the topic of “I don’t work here” my funniest one was when I was wearing my work uniform which was a fluro orange shirt with reflective stripes, navy pants and steel capped boots which is a standard uniform for heavy industry around here. I was walking around a grocery store with a shopping basket and someone rudely asked where something was. The stores uniform was olive green collared shirt, black business style pants and black business style shoes. No idea what retail store this guy was thinking about that makes their staff where hi vis ppe
8 years old, sitting in the car with my best friend as his dad drove us to pick up his mom. He got in an argument with his dad about wanting the window rolled down. He kep rolling it down and his dad kept trying to roll it up with the driver seat controls. The motor ended up burning out and the window was stuck a quarter down. I sat in the back seat as his dad yelled at him.
No ones gon talk about that poor puppy?
updoot reddit: releases 1 hour of awkwardness
Me: Anxiety 100
For the "why did i say that" one...
when i was like 6 i had an elderly neighbor who was color blind and im pretty sure partially over all blind, and his house was pretty dusty and a bit messy all the time, and once when i was at his door with my mum he gave me a little blue decorative kids pillow of a rabbit face i think. he apologized for if it was dusty and i replied happily with "it's clean for something from your house!" and i dont know how he reacted but after he and my mum said goodbye, my mum said something to me about it and i was confused, and im not sure when i realized how that was rude but i still cringe at it to this day
20:49 They have Starry Night unprotected?? I'm sure they check people to make sure they don't bring in pens and things but anyone could just punch it or scratch it!
"GASP!" Lmao!!!
My Grandmother was super notorious for get in cars that looked like my Grandpa's car. We would be in the parking lot seeing.
I have chest congestion right now and the good laughs these gave me did NOT help.
someone asked me for directions, i told him and said thank you at the end. wtf, real story
36:30
Stop quoting my dads law commercials..
When I was like 4 I went to play place and then a random girl picked me up and said there you are and I guess she was like 15 and thought I was a relative. I was about to go freaking crazy and kick and punch mma style like I was taught. It was honestly pretty scary then but then now I just laugh about it. The girl was super sorry and she apologized repeatedly and was actually pretty nice.
One time I was on a field trip that took us to a forest park with a playground there. I wasn't in the mood to play with anyone, so I pretended to sleep at that playground. A kid who wanted me to play with them tries to pull me down from the firepole section and manage to pull down my pants. Kid got in a lot of trouble for putting my life at risk. I was slightly in trouble for not being active
The pregnant story at 3:28 reminded me of two stories related to that. Once in middle school I thought my 8th-grade history teacher was pregnant because she was that kind of fat, and even mentioned it in class. She later got rid of that weight and I wasn't the only one who called her out on that. The second time was when my mom questioned if I was pregnant at least twice when I came home from college because I was that particular kind of fat.
drive safe, doggo.
Now. Where's my bike?
1:01:55 Helping?? I'm familiar with goldfish (they were even bought from PetSmart) and this sounds more like screwing, scamming, or overkilling to me.
Not me but, probably all of my friends.
I talk about my suicidal stuff a lot and like a joke, i laugh about it but I can tell my friends are like “is she serious” it’s hilarious.
Just seeing their faces and it’s really funny.
When I was 18 I went to my friends house for a bonfire with his friends and family. We were all telling dark humor jokes and I chimed in with "Whats the hardest thing about running through a field of dead babies?" Before anyone could speak a word I said "My dick!"..... it got seriously quiet for about 8 seconds until my friends older brother (about 26 y.o) told me that he had recently lost his first baby due to a miscarriage.
The most awkward moment of my life
50:14 would have been sweet if it ended, “...and that’s how I accidentally proposed to my future wife before I even knew I was interested in dating her.”
In a shopping glaze at the supermarket with one of my kids as a toddler; felt a small hand slip back into mine, kept moving along the aisle...then looked down. Not my kid. Double panic mode. First, I've stolen someone else's toddler. Second, where's mine???? Kept a hold of this one, looking for his mother, and breathlessly apologised to her, while tracking down my little guy who was still back two aisles. Argh.
oh my god my first kiss
I didn't know where to put my hands, she started using her tongue with it too so that was fun
and the third time just yesterday. Oh my god, we're not gonna talk about that.
@Atom which one? First, second or 3rd?
@Atom ok so at my school we have some program thing for 2 hours before school every other Wednesday. Only freshmen have to stay because it's mainly to learn about the school and stuff and the upperclassmen can do whatever until 10:40 am. Last week, we had that so me and my best friend left school and sat by a lake really close by the school. Then we ended up walking through the forest and found a nice clearing and basically both ended up shirtless and after a few minutes she asked about if I had my first kiss and I could kinda tell she was asking to see of she could be my first kiss. I told her I hadn't and she was like "wanna make out then" and I said sure. We made out for like 5 minutes and I had no idea where I was supposed to put my hands and she started French kissing me so I kind of died and just kinda tried my best to French kiss her back based off what was happening and what I've read about in fanfics lol. And after that, it was almost time to get to class so we put our clothes back on and started walking to school.
Third time was yesterday and she messaged me during 1st period and asked if I wanted to make our in the bathroom after 2nd period. I said yes and I met her by her class and we went in the bathroom after I dropped my stuff off in my 3rd class. I hadn't realized how much taller than me she was until that. I was wearing heels tall enough I can't hardly stand on my toes to get much taller and I was still too short to kiss her so that was great. I almost stood on the toilet lol. Anyways she leaned down and I stood on my toes as much as I could and we made out for like 3 minutes. Kinda same as first time except I'm a better French kisser than I was last Wednesday.
@@gliturkat6167 Are you a lesbian or is your friend one and you're just bi-curious or okay with it because she's your best friend?
@@gliturkat6167 Nice.
Imagine my confusion when I was reading this the entire time thinking the op was a boy and when I got to the part about high heels was like hmmmm….kids these days.
A lot of these are wrong dad stories. At Disney land jumped on my dads back. Was not my dad. He was white. I’m Asian and maybe 14 to old to be doing that. Also once when coming from the movies I went to get into my moms black lancer. Was not my mom, it was a civic, and she locked the door before I grabbed the handle.
I don’t understand why people walk through their house with shoes on
-Canada
Did you mean, literally everyone else?
56:53 never heard of him. He the CEO?
My first kiss was pretty awkward. It was at the end of a date, he was dropping me off at my home and we sat in his car in silence for a moment when he leaned over and kissed me. I just kind of froze up and didn't know what to do. When he pulled away, I pretty much just quickly said "bye" and got out of his car as quickly as I could 😅
I don't know if it's the way I walk or look but if I ever go to Walmart after work in my housekeeping scrubs every time someone asks me where something is. I now wear sunglasses and headphones and look at the floor if I have to go to Walmart right after work.
Wait, bear spray isn’t like the wolf (dog?) urine you spray on plants to prevent deer and rabbit eating them? I thought it’s some smell bears dislike. It’s mace?!
AmyX yeah😂 it’s really strong so if a bear is attacking you/getting aggressive you can mace him and get away
It’s worse than mace. Waaaaay worse!
Drive safe doggo ✌🏻🖤
when i was a teenager i worked at my moms job during summer. most of my life especially when i was young mom rarely called me by my name she mostly called me "Pumpkin" well apparently some of her coworkers really thought that was my name. the would call for me by the intercom with "Pumpkin", they even introduced me to clients by "Pumpkin". i was really shy as a kid so i didnt correct them for years. finally it was the end of summer there when moms boss asked her why she named me something that i would probably change as soon as i was an adult. mom and i were confused until we realized that they really thought i was named "Pumpkin". mom had just thought they were teasing us when they called me "Pumpkin" she told them what my real name was and let them know that she wasnt that much of a hippie to give her kid a crazy name. believe me i grew up on the horror stories she would tell about some of the names her hippie friends named their kids, "Pumpkin" would have been kind compared. when i was a very young kid her best friend had twins that i played with and the girls name wasnt too bad but the boys name sucked. they were named "Chrystal and Blissful" with the last name of chandelier, and the boy was "Blissful", he later changed his name to David when he turned 18. when i was older i worked in a hospital and i came across some interesting and honestly weird names. True story about one of the weirdest names i ever came across once i was working in the ER and a mother came in with her sick baby girl, her name was "Female" which she pronounced "FeeMolly" but spelled "F E M A L E". when asked why she named her that she told us that she liked it better than "Male" which she pronounced "Molly". she said that when she was given the form for the name at birth she only saw 2 chioces, "Female(Feemolly) & Male(Molly). she thought that the Government assigned names to everyone by giving 2 options at birth for the mother to choose from. at least she had an excuse since she was from Haiti and she didnt understand English very much and couldnt read much English either. im sure that girl changed her name as soon as she could.
Idk what to comment so, hello mortals.
Brave of you to assume my mortality!
@@jaredwilliamson6677 ah an immortal being, pleased to meet you.
13:15
HOLY SHIT I AM FUCKING DYING 😂😂😂 I CAN’T! I FUCKING CAN’T 😂😂😂
"drive safe, doggo" not gonna risk it
I held a radome guys hand cuz I thought he was my dad.. best thing was I pushed away one of his two daughters. I have a stablished Dominice, I am someone’s new kid now
drive safe, doggo
Not as awkward as these but once me and some friends were having some conversation about Aladdin
⭕ Wow the carpet in your living room looks just like the one in Aladdin
🔴 Whats aladdin?
🔵 Its a movie about a thief in arabia that disney made
🔴 Aladdin?... *a lad in?* A lad in what?
🔵What?
🔴 A lad in what? Where is the lad?
🔵 Umm wha-
🔴 Who's the lad?
🔵 What?
🔴 What?
There was a guy in my class who always had a douchey and egotistical personality. But I really drew the line whenever he came with me and 2 friends to get some food following our senior walk day. While on the road he showed us pictures of girls he was having sex with despite being a taken man. But what really stood out the most is how he said he once saw a guy get hit by a car and had his stomach torn open and said it was the funniest thing he ever saw. I told him that’s actually horrible and he said “It desensitizes you”. I haven’t seen him since.
0:56 could have gotten that guy in soooo much shit. up to and possibly including physical harm.
Drive safe, Doggo. Damn it.
drive safe, doggo! love your doggos!
Went tricker treating with my friend tried to scare him but it wasn’t my friend it was some random girl that had the same costume on this was the most awkward moment of my life but the thing that made even more awkward is that she didn’t even get scared she just turned around and looked at me.
Everytime I think of this moment all I can do is just shake my head at myself.
When I was 13 I went to the beach and a wave pushed me all the way back to shore and it was so strong that I had no control over where I ended up. Long story short, I ended up between an old mans legs and his balls were resting on my forehead. I struggled to get up for 30 seconds and everyone on the beach just stared in horror.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say, "Getting tea bagged in front of complete strangers, by an old man at the beach", was NOT on your, "Top Ten Things to do at the Shore, Before You Turn 18" list, but hey, whatever floats your boat......
4:47 How did you manage to misspell veteran and then spell it correctly about five words later?
I laughed for far too long at the bear mace one. Poor kiddos
9:00 If you are inclined to respond justly and according to conscience, and you knew what garbage most people are, you wouldn't feel awkward about that at all because you wouldn't give a sh*t what they think about you.
Drive safe, doggo
Happened twice with different people. Asked her, “when are you due? “
Answer, “I'm not pregnant “.
Yeah.
The only thing left to say after she replied that she wasn’t pregnant is are you sure?
46:56 Literally just before this story, I was thinking about the time when my (still) bf and I were still in high school, at one of our nerdy charter school's casual dances. I moved one of my accessories to a different position or tried out a new dance move, and asked him, "Does this look stupid?" In his infinite wisdom, my dumbass of a better half responded "Yeah" casually, despite not having a clue what I said. That was an interesting conversation.
Apologize profusely to the K9 soldier as if he were servicemen whose foot you stepped on. "I'm sorry sir I didn't see your foot there. I'll be more careful.' Although I must admit I might say I'm sorry you beautiful little boy I love you and I did not mean to step on your precious paw lemme kiss it. I am a vet tech that works with k9s and I have to be careful not to treat them like cuddly babies because they are not.
The end ones with the Employment mistakes I have been in a store and straight up PJs and people have thought that I was working I have no idea if they were legally blind or not but I was like yeah no I don’t work here
I was mistaken for a employee at a shop called At Home. Not sure guy the lady thought I was a employee because I was wearing shorts and a Deadpool T-shirt. She was asking me about Christmas trees and stood there answering her questions to the best of my ability’s until my mum told the lady that I didn’t work there. During that time I had been working at Walmart so I was use to people stopping me and asking questions.
21:47 this is why Britain and France don’t get along where just not compatible
drive safe, doggo.
8:45 A guy with brown ramen noodle-liike hair who looks exactly like a guy who yelled racial epithets at an audience member at a comedy club a while back could fix that.
Bear mace is actually less powerful than standard pepper spray
Anyone else sees the length of the video, watch like 5 min
Me: *scrolling though the comment for a time signature intensifies*
Video ends at 40:32
Drive safe doggo
Drive safe doggon
Clogging a Highschool friends toilet, having to turn the water valve off to prevent flooding, and then Leaving it... the family unable figure out why the toilet didn’t have any water.
Pretended To have no knowledge of it.
They probably all knew afterwards.
After that, made a point to go to Walmart bathroom for post-constipation poops.
if a cop gets shaken by someone walking towards him he shouldnt be a cop
5:55 of mice and men correct?
L E M O N
The moment from the picture you choose was verry hard to watch...😂ouch
An hour of text to speech bot reading ridiculous medical stupidity and malpractice to go with my hour of hardcore grinding on videogames. Delicious.
My brother saw the mentally challenged one and said he wanted to reply “do they serve Down syndrome sandwiches there?” It was awkward because my step sister was in the room and helped mentally challenged kids. Very awkward experience since she was 4’11” and he was 5’8” and he got beat up by her
The corporate promotion chick who had her "friend" rat out her facebook. I'd have sued that company into the fucking ground.
Drive safe Doggo
drive safe doggo
Wow the dude at 8:45 was so terrible at relationships that he turned not one but two women into lesbians….not sure if I should be impressed disappointed, or sorry for the guy.
15:40 - WTF, every Dutch person knows that Afrikaans is derived from Dutch!
My late Mum, aged 92 or so at the time & with advanced dementia, announcing LOUDLY & with absolutely no warning whatsoever in a full café "I'M A PROSTITUTE!". 😳😳😳
How culturally unaware do you have to be to not know that Afrikaans is a language developed from dutch? Oh my lord
Time stamp- 15:07
Hannah M, we’re Americans, we don’t speak Dutch..
@@Mr_Nibblesworth its pretty common knowledge. And if a Dutch person doesn't know about the colonization of South Africa that literally CAUSED apartheid then im worried about their education.
@@wintermcqueen6933 It’s like the man said we’re Americans…..anyways we're supposed to be ignorant because that’s what we do.
@@michaelwhittaker5624 they were Dutch...
Hannah M by Dutch you mean German right? Lol what are we talkin about here? The Deutsch Dutch or the Dutch Dutch? All this confusion and we haven’t even gotten to the other Dutch Dutch...ya know the ones in the Netherlands...the ones that gave the world Hollandaise Sauce and wooden shoes and windmills and.....uh oh yeah the worlds largest most powerful army or company or whatever you want to call it the Dutch East India Company...
Drive safe dogo
YEETY OOF
Ugh I still cringe every time I think of this but one time my ex and I were driving around baked looking at the pretty Xmas lights and we stopped at the gas station for munchies, she parked and I went inside to grab everything, I walked out and got in my gf car... or at least I thought it was her car... I sat in the passengers seat and all of a sudden I heard a dude say "Uhh watcha doing dude...." I turned in horror to see some random dude...I looked past him out his window and saw my gf in the next car over with this huge open mouth looking at me and just started laughing. I was like "Dude i am soo sorry I got in the wrong car" Luckily he was around my age so it was no big deal but still hurts to think about haha!
Drive safe dogggo
why did the quality of the voice narrator die part way through the video