You forgot to order a bunch of tests that are useless and the epiphany that comes when a random person says a random thing that barely ties up with the truth.
“House do you wanna see my new baby? She’s cute as a button!” (House goes from bored to wide-eyed) “What did you say?” “Do you wanna meet my baby?” “Not that, the other thing!” “She’s cute as a button?” “CALL CUDDY, TELL HER TO STOP THE PROCEDURE NOW!”
The plot twist: *House chews the nuts and realizes* "oh my God, he didn't eat almonds.....HE WAS EATING CASHEWS!!! This patient has a liver allergy to cashews!"
@@geraldoderibeirao2347 - Thank you! I figured there was a bit of truth in them not being called Brazil nuts in Brazil, but I never understood why they used ‘horse chestnuts’ as a term Brazilians’ use (even translated). Them being named after the location they are from makes perfect sense. Hope you have a great day. Blessed be.
House will get it wrong the first 20 times and finally stumble onto the answer by accident. He negs everyone around him into wanting his approval so they all proclaim he's a genius because its the only way to reconcile putting up with the abuse.
@@bergrritothebeggoon I believe in that episode there actually was something wrong with the woman and House was the only one to continue pursuing a diagnosis for her afterwards. She was faking, but House could see something was wrong with her that she didn't even know about.
Also, the common "you should start with horses, not zebras" is literally addressed in the first episodes. House jumps to rare diseases because his patients are literally the people that had tried all the other, common possibilities and usually had been through a slew of doctors.
I had always explained this away in my head as "oh House's team are special diagnosticians. You only see them if you've already seen other doctors who have tested for the common stuff."
Honestly it makes sense with House because his whole thing is that because no one looked for a rare condition with him (that caused him a fucked up leg as a result) he now dedicated his time to look for rare diseases no one else can figure out
@@samwisegamgee1243 it's not at all a doctor's job. 😭 It's also addressed in the first episode. Foreman refuses to do it at first. What they're doing is not legal but the whole point is that they're doing it to help the patient.
@@panonymousbloom5405 yeah I know they were trying to help, and Hollywood acts like it works, but it doesn't make it any less cringe or stupid to watch them do it throughout the series 🤣
@@samwisegamgee1243 it follows the rules established in universe. The "it doesn't work like that in real life" is a damn boring criticism to be honest.
@@panonymousbloom5405 Even in terms of "in-universe" rules the other characters criticized the logic. You can eat that shit up if you want, but it doesn't make it any less stupid or cringe. It's the whole reason people keep making fun of it after all these years after the show ended.
@@swearimnotarobot3746 He's not a good doctor, he's a fucking deranged lunatic who happens to be a genius in the medical field. That's why I watch it. I also enjoy the side characters a lot.
More of a testament with people's obsession with the special, misunderstood, know it all genius trope coupled with ignorance of the medical field in general. This show is beyond cringe
@@missmymama1140 if you think the show is trying to say only those things about House you cannot have gotten further than like 20 minutes into it. It’s all about watching the downfall of addiction with a side of everybody else’s issues
I mean to be fair, House's job is basically to run his little special unit of doctors for handling the unique cases that noone else has been able to diagnose and treat. If something gets put on his table the most likely suspects have already been eliminated or tried to no effect. It's like complaining that Blade only kills vampire criminals and the like and doesn't typically bother with the common human ones when this is specifically his chosen purpose in life.
- Cold opening: normal day for normal person, but they have a seizure or vomit or pass out or do something strange *opening credits - voice over of house’s team stating the weird symptoms, they are in the meeting room next to House’s office - House quips and sends them on a first trial treatment - House in clinic duty - Patient is hopeful they will be cured, explaining vague details about their past - Treatment goes wrong - House and team discuss further - Team goes to home of patient to check for viruses only to find something that somewhat helps. - Recurring drama from other episode comes back at some point - House first meets patient, with insults and excessive rudeness/ crudeness - Team tries next treatment, condition of patient gets worse - Start learning more about the patient’s past - They do a surgery on the patient only to find nothing new - Patient giving up on getting better - House and Wilson interaction (Wilson exasperated but sarcastically continuing the conversation) - Cuddy telling House he is way out of line with the last treatment he tried on the parient - Montage of House and/or team moping or reflecting over pensive music - House epiphany moment - 2004-2010’s TV budget CGI of interior of patient’s body showing what the real problem is - Patient is either cured or will die soon and has to accept death - Episode ends with one last exchange between House and a team member who was spotlighted in the episode Ends with reflective cast members montage over a song from the 2000’s that you may know well, or have never heard in your life. *closing credits (Also, excessive vicodin-popping scattered throughout)
You must have HousoMiDiangitis, It's still being made in the lab but i think it got to you through the lab rat that was in the vents last night. Come with me for a CT scan because that's how viruses are detected.
I've watched one episode and it was about some guy who was genuinely happy and House was convinced that meant he was dangerously sick. And by saving him, House likely ruined the man's marriage.
The best part is he is usually right or just hallucinating. It especially makes the show more funny when they start to call out that he literally makes people break into houses and they just push it off. It gets meta even as you get into season 2-3 which is all the more funny
You even remembered the pills! But you forgot that the oeiginal diagnosis or tests were all incorrect and the patient takes a turn for the worst after they try to fix the mistake only to realize that House was right all along
They only even get to House AFTER every other doctor they've seen has been unable to figure it out and has already ruled out all the ordinary things. 🙄
On the flip side, most of his patients were sent to him after all other avenues were tried. He handled the odd and extreme cases nobody else could figure out.
And throughout the show you learn that the patient was lying or the patient has a spouse or roommate that enjoys storing almonds in their belly button. Moral of the story: House is a genius
Watson's shirt is life. Also, you write and preform some of the absolute best skits. I am including professional productions. Yeah, I said what I said.
Honestly i like the idea ho kai inpact gabe us about homes and watson where watson solved the problem and sherlock confirms if hees right or wrong its much funnier
Y’all aren’t realizing that House is supposed to be a medical version of Sherlock. That’s why he notices random things no one else does and the least likely thing is always the culprit. And why the final season revealed a man named Moriarty was infecting all the patients the whole time
Whenever I saw an episode of House, I always thought I'd rather just die than have to pay the crippling debt those useless tests are going to put me in.
You forgot to order a bunch of tests that are useless and the epiphany that comes when a random person says a random thing that barely ties up with the truth.
And at least one person claims the disease is Lupus at first
"Oh, my God, I forgot about the almonds that spilled out of my hand that landed on my baby's stomach as I was holding her! I ate those! 😰"
Could be Lupis! Ya never know
@@LaughingD3mon beat me too it lol
“House do you wanna see my new baby? She’s cute as a button!”
(House goes from bored to wide-eyed) “What did you say?”
“Do you wanna meet my baby?”
“Not that, the other thing!”
“She’s cute as a button?”
“CALL CUDDY, TELL HER TO STOP THE PROCEDURE NOW!”
The plot twist: *House chews the nuts and realizes* "oh my God, he didn't eat almonds.....HE WAS EATING CASHEWS!!! This patient has a liver allergy to cashews!"
“Brazil nuts aren’t called Brazil nuts in Brazil idiot, they’re called horse chestnuts!!”
Wtf? Lol. Loved his CIA episode.
Aaaand, not Lupus 🤣🤣🤣
@@TreebeardsHome whoever wrote this has a fetish on horse nuts
its called Pará nuts after the state they come from
@@geraldoderibeirao2347 - Thank you! I figured there was a bit of truth in them not being called Brazil nuts in Brazil, but I never understood why they used ‘horse chestnuts’ as a term Brazilians’ use (even translated).
Them being named after the location they are from makes perfect sense.
Hope you have a great day. Blessed be.
@@TreebeardsHome I will never hear or read something about about brazil nuts and not immediately think about the other name for them
"I don't eat almonds out of peoples belly button.."
"EVERYBODY LIES!!!!!!!!!!"
I was waiting for that, as well as “It’s not lupus!”
Except kids
House be like: your wrong.
*Devours an entire bottle of pills*
Refuses to elaborate further.
House will get it wrong the first 20 times and finally stumble onto the answer by accident. He negs everyone around him into wanting his approval so they all proclaim he's a genius because its the only way to reconcile putting up with the abuse.
*in House's voice* you're*
Opening might as well be "runnin around, coked outta my mind, doin all sorts of medical crimes"
Nah cause he gets faded off vicodin not coke
To the rythym of cut my life into pieces
@@aizazelshenanigans4147No… “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton
Help
You forgot the part where House blatantly insults the patient lmao
Never been nearly as prevalent as in the dwarf woman episode
@@wildmoose3979 we all know that that lady was having the time of her life and wanted to jump him.
The best part of every episode
@@razorflossrazor2937 she would have to jump pretty high to do that
Nearly all of them deserve it. Only the children don’t, and he doesn’t insult them.
This is so accurate it hurts especially the pill eating
OH I THOUGHT HE WAS EATING THE ALMONDS
@@ihavecome3127 that would be so funny though 😭
@@ihavecome3127 😂same
666...nice?
@@ihavecome3127 naw the dude has a bad leg so he has pain meds that hes addicted to
Completely inaccurate, they need to get a false diagnosis at least twice before nailing it.
At least one of which is a diagnosis of Lupus.
And nearly kill or make the patient sicker with the wrong treatment
Right symptom wrong disease
@@pucamisc admittedly usually because his team won't listen
@@arcticbanana66 It’s never lupus!
In House’s defense, he’s the only doctor who won’t ever try to dismiss your symptoms as “you’re faking it because you’re crazy”
Theres literally an episode where the patient fakes a medical emergency for attention tho
@@bergrritothebeggoon I believe in that episode there actually was something wrong with the woman and House was the only one to continue pursuing a diagnosis for her afterwards. She was faking, but House could see something was wrong with her that she didn't even know about.
Also, the common "you should start with horses, not zebras" is literally addressed in the first episodes. House jumps to rare diseases because his patients are literally the people that had tried all the other, common possibilities and usually had been through a slew of doctors.
It's Lupus 😔
House: "are you stupid? It's never Lupus" 💀
Also House: "It's always Lupus"
Why could I hear this comment?! 😂
Except for that one time it was lupus
Isnt that the actual name of the episode?
As someone who has never watched it, this is hilarious
As someone who has watched almost the entire show, this is also hilarious.
Well you can now tell everyone the plot summary of every episode. Congrats!
it's worth the watch, but 8 seasons is a tall order
@@Guimhj especially since it's extremely unbingeable.
I have stumbked acriss some shorts, and this seems pretty accurate
As someone who’s watched the show all the way through a couple times over, this is accurate
I had always explained this away in my head as "oh House's team are special diagnosticians. You only see them if you've already seen other doctors who have tested for the common stuff."
That would explain why this place is still in operation. Even if you have a 100% success rate, few people will take being treated like dirt.
As someone who's been blessed by the algorithm to get House MD shorts in my feed, I feel very seen
Same. One popped up and I made the mistake of watching it, so now 75% of my feed House.
Yep but I'm watching the series through shorts alone and I'm pretty sure I'm half way done now
@@LoveLee_Dreamer- me fr but now it’s my new obsession so 💀
"What're those?"
"Painkillers."
"Ah, for the leg, gotch-"
"No, it's because they're YUMMY."
As someone with endopragmaticpancreantitus, I can confirm I am one of those 3 people
This is true, I was the almond
This is true, I was the endopragmaticpancreantitus
This is true, it was my belly button.
Honestly it makes sense with House because his whole thing is that because no one looked for a rare condition with him (that caused him a fucked up leg as a result) he now dedicated his time to look for rare diseases no one else can figure out
But breaking into people’s houses isn’t necessarily a doctor’s job, and they seemed to do it every other episode 😅
@@samwisegamgee1243 it's not at all a doctor's job. 😭
It's also addressed in the first episode. Foreman refuses to do it at first. What they're doing is not legal but the whole point is that they're doing it to help the patient.
@@panonymousbloom5405 yeah I know they were trying to help, and Hollywood acts like it works, but it doesn't make it any less cringe or stupid to watch them do it throughout the series 🤣
@@samwisegamgee1243 it follows the rules established in universe. The "it doesn't work like that in real life" is a damn boring criticism to be honest.
@@panonymousbloom5405 Even in terms of "in-universe" rules the other characters criticized the logic. You can eat that shit up if you want, but it doesn't make it any less stupid or cringe. It's the whole reason people keep making fun of it after all these years after the show ended.
Patient: “But Doctor I’m allergic to almonds”
House: “you stopped being allergic 3 days, 4 hours, and 27 minutes ago”
It’s true. The fact that they make this dumb formula a good show is a testament to the quality of the character work and acting of the show
The fact people watch it and some actually think he’s a good doctor is also amazing.
@@swearimnotarobot3746 He's not a good doctor, he's a fucking deranged lunatic who happens to be a genius in the medical field. That's why I watch it. I also enjoy the side characters a lot.
More of a testament with people's obsession with the special, misunderstood, know it all genius trope coupled with ignorance of the medical field in general. This show is beyond cringe
@@missmymama1140 if you think the show is trying to say only those things about House you cannot have gotten further than like 20 minutes into it. It’s all about watching the downfall of addiction with a side of everybody else’s issues
I love the show
You forgot the part where they play into horrible stereotypes and misconceptions about disorders furthering the misinformation
And the misogyny
They even had an Acephobic episode where an asexual woman was secretly just diseased. Fuck this show
And those misconceptions and that misinformation also harming the lgbt community (coughcough asexuality episode coughcough)
This exactly! I also really hate the misconceptions it peddled about asexuality, too.
Examples? To everyone in this comment thread. I'm actively rewatching the show and haven't noticed any of this.
It's really disappointing when you find out how rarely real doctors break into houses.
I mean to be fair, House's job is basically to run his little special unit of doctors for handling the unique cases that noone else has been able to diagnose and treat. If something gets put on his table the most likely suspects have already been eliminated or tried to no effect. It's like complaining that Blade only kills vampire criminals and the like and doesn't typically bother with the common human ones when this is specifically his chosen purpose in life.
You have a headache? Gotta be that cancer in your big toe that we scanned because one random doctor with like a 28% success rate had a hunch about
Or some random foreign object that has been lodged in your brain, from a freak accident when you were 3.
- Cold opening: normal day for normal person, but they have a seizure or vomit or pass out or do something strange
*opening credits
- voice over of house’s team stating the weird symptoms, they are in the meeting room next to House’s office
- House quips and sends them on a first trial treatment
- House in clinic duty
- Patient is hopeful they will be cured, explaining vague details about their past
- Treatment goes wrong
- House and team discuss further
- Team goes to home of patient to check for viruses only to find something that somewhat helps.
- Recurring drama from other episode comes back at some point
- House first meets patient, with insults and excessive rudeness/ crudeness
- Team tries next treatment, condition of patient gets worse
- Start learning more about the patient’s past
- They do a surgery on the patient only to find nothing new
- Patient giving up on getting better
- House and Wilson interaction (Wilson exasperated but sarcastically continuing the conversation)
- Cuddy telling House he is way out of line with the last treatment he tried on the parient
- Montage of House and/or team moping or reflecting over pensive music
- House epiphany moment
- 2004-2010’s TV budget CGI of interior of patient’s body showing what the real problem is
- Patient is either cured or will die soon and has to accept death
- Episode ends with one last exchange between House and a team member who was spotlighted in the episode
Ends with reflective cast members montage over a song from the 2000’s that you may know well, or have never heard in your life.
*closing credits
(Also, excessive vicodin-popping scattered throughout)
The first thing they test is always Lupus. Except the one time it actually was lupus
And one time only, and even then it was only in season 4.
MOUSE BITES
This vexes me
did you try the medicine drug
@@all-Mad-Here only stupid people try the medicine drug, you are stupid
I am also in this episode
i forbid it
You forgot to start him on steroids
Bruh why did it have to be so accurate lol. You forgot the heart attacks.
But I can't stop (re)watching though
You must have HousoMiDiangitis, It's still being made in the lab but i think it got to you through the lab rat that was in the vents last night.
Come with me for a CT scan because that's how viruses are detected.
More mouse bites 😋
this vexes me
Not enough mouse bites and vexeing Foreman
i too am in this comment section
the african sleeping sockness episode 😭
Love that show....
"You keep your pills in a textbook?"
"It's never lupus"
I've watched one episode and it was about some guy who was genuinely happy and House was convinced that meant he was dangerously sick. And by saving him, House likely ruined the man's marriage.
The best part is he is usually right or just hallucinating. It especially makes the show more funny when they start to call out that he literally makes people break into houses and they just push it off. It gets meta even as you get into season 2-3 which is all the more funny
Clearly the patient went skydiving into the Bermuda Triangle and contracted a rare disease from Cthulhu
Send this to someone who have House MD in their recome- wait that's me.
The crazy thing is, he's right every time
eventually
.. Are you sure.. that you are not part of the writing staff?
Cause this is frighteningly accurate
As someone who watched the whole series twice, all I have to complain about is how much difficulty you had taking the Vicodin XD
You even remembered the pills! But you forgot that the oeiginal diagnosis or tests were all incorrect and the patient takes a turn for the worst after they try to fix the mistake only to realize that House was right all along
Ok cool but his name is Wilson they don't call House Sherlock.
They only even get to House AFTER every other doctor they've seen has been unable to figure it out and has already ruled out all the ordinary things. 🙄
On the flip side, most of his patients were sent to him after all other avenues were tried. He handled the odd and extreme cases nobody else could figure out.
And throughout the show you learn that the patient was lying or the patient has a spouse or roommate that enjoys storing almonds in their belly button.
Moral of the story: House is a genius
Love this so much😂
That's exactly why it's so good
And as background noise
That long hair keeps getting more and more attractive each short.. No wonder guys are so obsessed with "adding at least an inch"
Watson's shirt is life. Also, you write and preform some of the absolute best skits. I am including professional productions. Yeah, I said what I said.
This vexes me
i too am in this comment section
the nail polish is on point
And don't forget, it's never Lupus.
I only watch house through 10 minute episode clips but I already know chase and cameron being his lackeys is already accurate
I really appreciate the consciousness you both have of the financial situation for young car enthusiasts.
So this has taken over my love for your alien roommate vids. This is now my favorite one.
Just so you know, you’re on my list of celebrities I’d like to meet
Honestly i like the idea ho kai inpact gabe us about homes and watson where watson solved the problem and sherlock confirms if hees right or wrong its much funnier
I used to have the House Drinking Game. Basically, binge watch house and down a large gin every time they suggest Wilson's Disease.
Damn, this is so accurate
Y’all aren’t realizing that House is supposed to be a medical version of Sherlock. That’s why he notices random things no one else does and the least likely thing is always the culprit. And why the final season revealed a man named Moriarty was infecting all the patients the whole time
A bad version of Sherlock, since most crimes in the show are committed by him, and he is a much bigger asshole
You had us in the first half not gonna lie
@@cosmicriptid well really only that last sentence is wrong. It really was supposed to be a modern, medical Sherlock Holmes
He lives on 22 baker's street and his best frend is called Wilson. It was on the nose from the start
The patient needs mouse bites to live
NAA he brakes into people's houses and infects them
8/10 Not enough popping pills like theyre tic tacs
The agressive pill eating at the end killed me lmao
This series needs more skits😭💀
Haha handful of Vicodin.
You forgot "IT'S NOT LUPUS!"
I like how accurate this was to the source material. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Order MRI and a lumbar puncture after the patient has a seizure.
And for odd reasons it made me love him more HAHAHAA
Hair is ON POINT in this vid
I’m so happy you didn’t forget about the Vicodin
I lost it when he stuffed the vicodin in his mouth like he was trying to hide it XD
this whole thing is accurate asf
You forgot that for some reason, House always wants to see the patients brain… 😅😅😅
I literally scrolled from this short to a House short. Lmao. Can confirm its accurate.
I love how he didn't even get Wilson's name right yet this is somehow entirely accurate
Whenever I saw an episode of House, I always thought I'd rather just die than have to pay the crippling debt those useless tests are going to put me in.
And that's why we love it
It nice to know TH-cam’s algorithm hit you too
No no no, it’s always lupus first
Hang on, the obvious test get ordered and find nothing first. Then house acts crazy.
I fucking love this because it’s accurate to the show but I love it regardless
No mouse bites mentioned, this vexes me
You forgot "lupus... it's never lupus"
Best part about this is the video I got behind this one was a House clip 😂😂😂
“Dr. House, lab results came back. The almonds tested positive for Belly button”
That’s not even just house but almost every doctor drama tv show 😂
you forgot the 2 misdiagnoses and a 2 minute dialogue between House and Wilson in which House discovers the actual problem
I love the British-actor-doing-an-American-accent accent.
The vicodin at the end lol
I have never seen the show but I have seen so many TH-cam shorts of house MD that I understand what he is talking about
You forgot the part where he asks Cuddy for permission for doing a test that almost kills the patient
it’s such a blatant sherlock adaptation that you even forgot his name is Wilson instead of Watson lmao
I only know about House MD from TH-cam shorts. This is extremely accurate.
The accuracy lol
So we’re all on a House MD kick, huh? Been watching clips constantly for the past week
You forgot, “He’s seizing!!”
The vicodin😂😂😂😂😂
Prolly just needs mousebites
He needs them to live.
Mouse M.D. the cheese disease