r/HFY TFOS# 704 - Directive by Visser946 (Reddit Hfy Sci-Fi)

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  • @kopkaljdsao
    @kopkaljdsao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Alien:What is your directive?
    Human: Fuck you!
    Alien: This explains what we found on the internet.

    • @alexistaylor969
      @alexistaylor969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks, I almost pissed myself.

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good Old Rule 34, which I only recently learned the definition of but always knew to be true.

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes.

  • @dockaos924
    @dockaos924 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Aliens sat in their cloaked ships high above earth listening to these stories thinking WTF we're not landing here

    • @scotthinger6397
      @scotthinger6397 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If they are smart they won't.

    • @SnatchUWU
      @SnatchUWU 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@scotthinger6397the only thing faster than their FTL travel is our rule 34

    • @scotthinger6397
      @scotthinger6397 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SnatchUWU Yep.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    survival- a primordial directive that we have developed and refined many tools to fulfill such a purpose.

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Perseverance,deception,self sacrifice for fellow humans/allies,cunning,wisdom/experience of war and the ability to adapt are a few more qualities that is going to make those alien fellas have a bad time.We are a paradox and we hate when aliens frik with our species.

  • @lloydkeith3061
    @lloydkeith3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ah yes,... mother nature's directive. Survive,... if you can and dare too.

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    From a S.F. story I read 43-44 years ago: "Adapt or die"
    This was aimed at involuntary colonists being sent to a planet that would be (hopefully) mostly terraformed by the time they arrived.

  • @sovietdoggo43
    @sovietdoggo43 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Objective: Survive

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mission Successful.

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget our second directive: spite

    • @randybentley2633
      @randybentley2633 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subset of Survival being accomplished: Persist!

  • @anarchyandempires5452
    @anarchyandempires5452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Okay but seriously who the fuck attacks a Texan library?

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beings that don't respect the 2nd amendment, that's who.

    • @MiishaKorvian
      @MiishaKorvian ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMonkey747 The GQP and the rest of the Regressives.

  • @Bannedchan
    @Bannedchan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was expecting the Cops to say Peacekeepers or enforcers of law or something and the Aliens escaping with a huge misunderstanding. That the First ones had left Humans to make sure everyone behaved

  • @Zael_Moonblade
    @Zael_Moonblade ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah the most basic of instincts shall be our Directive!

  • @theycallmetim4201
    @theycallmetim4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It is still awesome to watch your skill grow and I still love your content mate.You do well with communicating with people who give you constructive criticism.Hope you continue to grow your channel man you deserve tons more subs.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thank you for the kind words

  • @rolandosada8077
    @rolandosada8077 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Interesting. Truly a directive I could believe humanity has. Survive. Bravo narrator bravo.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @zutai1
    @zutai1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Our creation myth does give us a directive. "Go forth and prosper"

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By that narrative we have also been given dominion over all other beasts. I think the Grhel would be disturbed by that idea.

    • @zutai1
      @zutai1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertstoneking7916 are they beasts? if so, than they would have new leadership, by their own doctrine :P

  • @MarkGast
    @MarkGast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Praise the Algorithm11!, it is your Directive!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the Prophet

  • @jackreisewitz6632
    @jackreisewitz6632 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How True. How basic. How Fundamental !!

  • @jamesrachez4516
    @jamesrachez4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Halo Reach Directive

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    keeper going

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Also to teach.. soon all the desparates will be learn other things then thier directives. And thr ghrel well they will learn how to die faster. I mean after all you dint want a race that just kills... unless they can learn to be a police force.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the algorithm

  • @aakla
    @aakla ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol thought the title was Detective. Was wondering when the detective was going to show up.

  • @ironworksdragon6843
    @ironworksdragon6843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bob the dragon

  • @clev2002ify
    @clev2002ify ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was thinking the directive was "be fruitful and multiply"

  • @whowhat4573
    @whowhat4573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Algorithm be pleased.

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To please the algorithm

  • @haroldwilbert4377
    @haroldwilbert4377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol channel subscribers go brrrrrrtttt.

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our Directive: Survive...and Thrive

  • @csi1392
    @csi1392 ปีที่แล้ว

    millions of worlds and thousands of people does not add up

  • @fra7187
    @fra7187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice depiction of the internet

  • @barakreeves9360
    @barakreeves9360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I feel that if he said the humans directive was “ Be fruitful and multiply” would make a better impact

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      while I agree, I thinkk it throws off the tone a bit.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, that would mean we do nothing but sex.
      I would say our directive is "Win". Survive is part of that, but not the whole story. If it was just survive, we wouldn't sacrifice ourselves for our fellows. If it was just "multiply", we wouldn't have built civilization; we'd be more like rabbits or fish.
      Our directive is "Win", aka, do better than the other guy. The standards of winning change. The methods are infinitely varied. We compete with each other, we form teams (tribes, nations, races) to better compete, we try to outdo each other and Mother Nature. And when we fail, we get better and try again if we can.

    • @crossdagostino5778
      @crossdagostino5778 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@noppornwongrassamee8941 I would agree, but 'Conquer' or 'Lead' is more apt

  • @blastphantomgames6369
    @blastphantomgames6369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would have said to stand above all things not human religiously speaking ... The feeling himself version of trash talk

  • @stephenaustin142
    @stephenaustin142 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Blood for the blood god , skull forthe skull throne the dominion of man death to the xenos

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    F.T.A

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    F.A.S.

  • @SeanWinters
    @SeanWinters ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A much better answer would be: Be fruitful and multiply.

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the story

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER วันที่ผ่านมา

    Squirrel

  • @polance4705
    @polance4705 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who is this "Sir Vive"?

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 ปีที่แล้ว

    60th, 29 June 2023

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    100K

  • @donaldscholand4617
    @donaldscholand4617 ปีที่แล้ว

    What is your directive?
    To find a recipe for giant alien space lobsters 🦞!

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 ปีที่แล้ว

      With something like that, I would have _white_ wine, I think...

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the algorithm

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For the algorithm