yea, for the longest time i thought it was normal to see things out of the corner of your eye (because you know, things often get kinda distorted when they're at the very edge of your field of view). my mom, her sister, and maternal grandmother also saw random blurs and movements out of the corners of their eyes as well, so that only reinforced that it was completely normal to me. then as a teenager i started feeling random hands on me when no one was in the room, and im also aware of 2 times ive seen people that werent there. my aunt later confessed to me that she's seen people as well, and my 2 uncles (her brothers) dont like being by themselves without music playing because of thoughts/voices that go through their heads. so yea, turns out everyone directly related to my great grandmother inherited her mild schizophrenia. (im just glad i didnt get the voices n sht, cuz that sounds horrible)
The hair burning thing sounds like a witch/3rd world kind of thing. My great grandmother told me never to leave my hair anywhere because people could use it in a spell against you ( she collected her hair in bags as well) She was like 90 when she told me this, but I've never heard a young person do or talk about it .
@SubversiveMemes lol as a person from east Africa i agree with you most people do believe leaving toe nails or hair around isn't good so they either bury it with sand or burn it.
Many regions around the world have similar beliefs that involve hair, anytime you usually want to place a curse/hex directly on someone you usually need some of theirs or something like hair/blood/nail clippings/saliva is used because it's supposed to make it stronger.
@@Blankace. I've heard that doing so usually requires taking estrogen hormone suppliments, or finding some way to stimulate more estrogen production in the body.
Until I was 17 or 18 I thought it took everyone at least an hour to fall asleep, for me it's usually like 2 hours. Imagine my shock when I heard most people fall asleep in only a quarter of that time.
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but, the hoarding food under the bed is a pretty common coping mechanism for people who grew up depraved of food,in some way or another. i.e. lack of money or not being fed as punishment.
The hair burning thing is a tradition between me and my dad so I don’t find it weird, some people burn their collected hair. We burn it and ask for more hair please every 5 years or so
I thought that you were supposed to eat Yogurt with cheese sticks and that's why they gave it to us with lunch, it turns out you're not. I didn't find that out until 8th grade...
I thought that too, because I'm aware people do that (I think my mom mentioned she worked with some women that did that) but she mentioned she didn't know why she did it. Either she didn't wanna seem paranoid or was cursed in a previous life lol
@@Tues48 it still says "whenever I sneeze it" so i think you misread it. unless sneezing a nipple is a thing you can do? ugh, those mental images i just gave myself.... X_x
Yeah, I didn't notice their comment until now but I definitely didn't misread it. And yes, that is a horrible mental image and I hate you for putting it in my head xD
12:34 that’s a damn lie Chavezz 😂. I am most definitely not schizophrenic and my sister and I both saw the ghost walk by the doorway of my grandparents office at the same time so I know I’m not just seeing shit. Lol
12:30 yo that shit real AF I did my middle school exit project on schizophrenia and the hallucinations can be so real to the person they can’t distinguish between what’s real and what’s not. It’s some seriously bad stuff. Was a fantastic movie about it called A Beautiful Mind, which if you never watched it u should cuz that movie is amazing!
Chavezz: you don’t even need a dad. Especially if he makes you not need him by abandoning you and your sister to a single mother of five children. - love U mom
Yo Chavez are you Randy, & Maruice still cool I may be a few years late but I saw that video where you and BHD fell out I got love for all y'all fellas man I hope y'all are cool
From what I read male lactation was actually adapted by some animals so that the males could take care of babies if the mother was killed or died early.
For my parents wash machine, aint no pulling out compartments for detergent. You just put your clothes in, pour your detergent spending on what you're washing, choose the temperature and what mode you wanna wash, then have at it. Even with shit like tide pods, pop that bitch in there and continue with your wash day 😂 it's not digital either, we got knobs on it
Bruh. I'm 14 and I do me and my mom's laundry. Everything from the washing, drying, folding and putting it away. I'm surprised that people my age don't do the laundry
"The only people that deserve to live are animals!" Hey uh, you do know animals have been known to eat shit right? Dogs do it, they also eat their own vomit at times, and those monkeys at the zoos? You do know they are also known to grab their shit, GRAB-THEIR-SHIT, WITH-THEIR-BARE-HANDS, and throw it at people, we live in an extremely chaotic universe 😂😂😂😂
Every one in 500 people have more than 2 nipples. Harry Styles, for example, has 4. I have 3. It's a genetic throwback to when our ancestors had more than 2 nipples, kind of like being born with a tail or functional wisdom teeth.
Seeing as Skitten is willing to adopt people, can y'all be my parents. . . ? Don't worry, I'm not the shower and shit guy. I don't shits where I wash the pits. . .
Had a roommate (or, I should say the girlfriend of the actual roommate - because she never really paid rent, just existed there) who pulled out her hair in wads when either she took a shower or bath; and stuck them to the side of the shower, tub, toilet or sink. I threw one of them away and she threw a fit. (I used paper towels to grab it, that girl was disgusting). One of the reasons why I hated her so much.
This girl ,who still go to school with to this day, has the worst hygiene. She drinks from the same bottle of water with her whole family. She only takes a shower 2 times a week and doesn't do her laundry. Nobody sits next to her because you can literally smell her from 3 feet away. Her hair is so oily that you can see her dandruff and hair shines from the other side of the room. She acts like it's normal and just laughs when we tell her to shower. I don't think that it's even her parents fault because her 4 siblings all shower every day. One day I was forced to sit next to her (our shoulders were basically touching) and I can SMELL her. I think that she doesn't even wipe or because I can smell that fucking tuna and shit like crazy. I fucking fainted and idk what happened after that, but all I know is that teachers don't pair her up with anyone anymore.
I do that same shit with my hair but I do it because my momma, sister and myself all practice wicca. My mom is the high priestess of her coven and always used to tell me thy if I acted up in the store or somewhere and imbaris her she would make a voodoo doll of me and fuck me up. She never did but it scared the shit out of me so much that I never fucked up or did something stupid that she knows about but I still collect my hair after I cut it and burn it to this day and I live miles away from my momma.
Yo about their laundry conversation, idk what he means when he says you have to pull something out??? OH WAIT Does he mean the knob itself that turns it on cause if that’s the case then I understand
The tampon applicator thing doesn't exist in my Country (and from comments I read in other videos, it seems like it doesn't in most of Europe either), we basically have to finger ourselves when inserting a tampon lol, but better than mistakenly leave the applicator inside I suppose. It's not like I wouldn't wash my hands after changing a tampon anyway, so I really don't care
@ChavezzSlovakia So i had this trainee with me in Air Force Basic training i had to get ready for the day i was brushing my teeth i watched him brush his teeth literally for 5 seconds. When we got on night watch duty i asked him about it he said he never heard a dentist say you need to brush your teeth for 3 to 5 minutes. I starred at his dark yellow teeth really wanted to say something f'ed up 😆
This is old Ik but I’ve seen a knife move across the table while I was eating in the kitchen. I don’t think I’m crazy, ghosts and all that spiritual stuff is real tho
In our mothers womb, until i don't remember exactly when but we were all female at one point. My grand mother did laundry every day, my uncle lived there with his girlfriend until she needed constant supervision. Because i'm a guy for a min i was like wait what is the applicator.
Did he say summoners war? I play that all the time too. I am several months into it. If anyone wants to add me feel free. The name is Skybluie. Don't forget the "i" in it. It is a really great and addicting game. So much grinding tho but what can you expect from the type of game it is. I hope at least someone adds me from here on the game. Lol.
yea, for the longest time i thought it was normal to see things out of the corner of your eye (because you know, things often get kinda distorted when they're at the very edge of your field of view). my mom, her sister, and maternal grandmother also saw random blurs and movements out of the corners of their eyes as well, so that only reinforced that it was completely normal to me. then as a teenager i started feeling random hands on me when no one was in the room, and im also aware of 2 times ive seen people that werent there. my aunt later confessed to me that she's seen people as well, and my 2 uncles (her brothers) dont like being by themselves without music playing because of thoughts/voices that go through their heads. so yea, turns out everyone directly related to my great grandmother inherited her mild schizophrenia. (im just glad i didnt get the voices n sht, cuz that sounds horrible)
@@markengamer5649 lmao
Oh boi this is going right into hentai heaven ma boi
..... wait i might have mild schizophrenia?? i thought i was just anxious and paranoid
So me seeing people run out the corner of my eye is...not my brain making sure I'm aware of my surroundings?
A whole new meaning to don't drop the soap.
The hair burning thing sounds like a witch/3rd world kind of thing. My great grandmother told me never to leave my hair anywhere because people could use it in a spell against you ( she collected her hair in bags as well) She was like 90 when she told me this, but I've never heard a young person do or talk about it .
Nicole Menzies Funny enough my grandmother use to say not throw your hair away because a bird will collect it giving you headaches 😕 super weird.
My mom told me the same thing and we do it bc she says someone put a curse on my grandmother so to prevent that she burns the hair.
@SubversiveMemes lol as a person from east Africa i agree with you most people do believe leaving toe nails or hair around isn't good so they either bury it with sand or burn it.
Many regions around the world have similar beliefs that involve hair, anytime you usually want to place a curse/hex directly on someone you usually need some of theirs or something like hair/blood/nail clippings/saliva is used because it's supposed to make it stronger.
Did some research and apparently men lactating is common, wtf...
Hormones are weird.
@@sifuculreif6448 Not just to do with hormones, you can literally train your to lactate.
@@Blankace. I've heard that doing so usually requires taking estrogen hormone suppliments, or finding some way to stimulate more estrogen production in the body.
I lactated during puberty
Obnoxious Kool-Aid same here I had a third nipple growth when I was born as well
WHY DO I EAT WHILE WATCHING THESE? god dam it dirty family towel
and my dream is now a reality thank you Lord Chavezz and Lady Skitten!
I actually ate baby powder as well. Not anymore cause their ain’t any around.
Aren't some of those powder brands supposed to give people cancer?
HRJ3 yeah, I did too since I saw my grandma do it
@@joshuagross3151 Baby Powder is usually pure cornstarch, so no. Not really. Goldbond and other talc-based powders, maybe. But not Baby Powder.
@@sifuculreif6448 Johnson & Johnson was the brand. It's civil suit is about 3-4 old now.
I eat cornstarch
14:17 Thats how I feel, but I dont want to be on the recieving end of death
I laughed uncontrollably on the train today because of that soap story. Thank you for this.
3:10 ..there are digital washing machines?
I was thinking the same thing, How Curious.
You can clean your clothes in the internet? wow we are progresing to much
Safron Squidward: FUTUREEEEE
6 minutes in and I'm literally crying laughing 🤣😂
Until I was 17 or 18 I thought it took everyone at least an hour to fall asleep, for me it's usually like 2 hours. Imagine my shock when I heard most people fall asleep in only a quarter of that time.
As an insomniac, it often takes up to 4 hours
Having both parents has been proven more beneficial to children but better to have one than two in abuse though...
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but, the hoarding food under the bed is a pretty common coping mechanism for people who grew up depraved of food,in some way or another. i.e. lack of money or not being fed as punishment.
6:37 Please define how to properly wash my booty, maybe I've been doing it all wrong all of this time, my life is a mess and I want to be successful😂
The hair burning thing is a tradition between me and my dad so I don’t find it weird, some people burn their collected hair. We burn it and ask for more hair please every 5 years or so
0:46 One of my friends in high school that went through this, he also admitted to it without realizing it wasn't normal. He never lived it down.
I thought that you were supposed to eat Yogurt with cheese sticks and that's why they gave it to us with lunch, it turns out you're not. I didn't find that out until 8th grade...
Sooo I need this in my life like all day. do so much more of this. Second that lady collecting hair is just protecting herself from witchcraft.
I thought that too, because I'm aware people do that (I think my mom mentioned she worked with some women that did that) but she mentioned she didn't know why she did it. Either she didn't wanna seem paranoid or was cursed in a previous life lol
Milk comes out of my left nipple whenever I sneeze it. Been happening since I was born I'm now 21.
Did you mean "squeeze" or does it happen when you sneeze?
@@winterschwartz9522 his comment doesn't said "edited" so I'm guessing you misread it
@@Tues48 it still says "whenever I sneeze it" so i think you misread it. unless sneezing a nipple is a thing you can do? ugh, those mental images i just gave myself.... X_x
Yeah, I didn't notice their comment until now but I definitely didn't misread it. And yes, that is a horrible mental image and I hate you for putting it in my head xD
@@winterschwartz9522 lmao sorry xD
i literally just watched this a few moments ago. im watching it again
Wait so, having four balls doesnt mean its cool?
i would love to see more of these your reactions are priceless
I don't wash my asshole because I'm lazy.
12:34 that’s a damn lie Chavezz 😂. I am most definitely not schizophrenic and my sister and I both saw the ghost walk by the doorway of my grandparents office at the same time so I know I’m not just seeing shit. Lol
Dads are important but she needs a new one.
HELP! I'm DYING of Laughter, I'm Gonna Pass out on this shit!
12:30 yo that shit real AF I did my middle school exit project on schizophrenia and the hallucinations can be so real to the person they can’t distinguish between what’s real and what’s not. It’s some seriously bad stuff. Was a fantastic movie about it called A Beautiful Mind, which if you never watched it u should cuz that movie is amazing!
Yeah and the people can think they are followed for someone or something and make things like suicide or "get" insomnia
Chavezz: you don’t even need a dad.
Especially if he makes you not need him by abandoning you and your sister to a single mother of five children.
- love U mom
10:33-10:37 When my mom won't let me buy something at the store but yells at me out loud saying no
10:43 is the face of a defeated man
Chavezz i stopped watching you after being so busy with school but now im back and im so glad to see you doing good man
"Never take that poo where you use shampoo"
"Never take a dumb where you wash your lump"
"Never take a shit where you wash the kids"
Nice, I'm super early! Love your channel and your reactions! Skitten too!
The scary part is that people think that the father showering with his young daughter wasn't abuse.
It's 2020... you jinxed us, skitten.
So, I'm a year late, but 10:35 not sure I've seen Chavez this viscerally upset lol
What the hell that's not how you make mac and cheese
Yo Chavez are you Randy, & Maruice still cool I may be a few years late but I saw that video where you and BHD fell out I got love for all y'all fellas man I hope y'all are cool
He's cool with Randy only.
>"mayonnaise is gross as fuck"
>likes pineapple on pizza
9:12
> being me, I poked a little
Wonder if her dad "poked a little" too?
Gynocamastia-it’s an excessive amount of estrogen in a guy’s body
No cap used to eat baby powder 🤦🏾♀️😆
100% agreement my mother showed me a couple things so I know how to survive
Furies: so they shit in showers but we are weird ..ok.
I love how he mentioned a wash cloth that has to be a call back to the time KT put cat shit in his a few years back.
The soap one reminds me of the end of Chappelle's Show Trading Spouses when he is talking about white people got one bar of soap in the house
Nah, here we have Bidets.
Some kids know to wash their bum before they can walk 🤣
I don't use bar soap. I use body wash. That answers that question
Heard somewhere that a guy saw a guy poop in a prison shower. Lots of people had staff infections. How did he not get his family sick???
There is a family that shares bath water.
They use it separately, but it is still gross.
It is a family of 4: son, son, mom, dad.
From what I read male lactation was actually adapted by some animals so that the males could take care of babies if the mother was killed or died early.
She got her wish
For my parents wash machine, aint no pulling out compartments for detergent. You just put your clothes in, pour your detergent spending on what you're washing, choose the temperature and what mode you wanna wash, then have at it. Even with shit like tide pods, pop that bitch in there and continue with your wash day 😂 it's not digital either, we got knobs on it
The only people that deserve to exist are animals! lmao
I no longer think my step-brother's favorite sandwich, american cheese and grape jelly, is weird after seeing these.
4:30 your cousin is Bo Rai Cho.
Bruh. I'm 14 and I do me and my mom's laundry. Everything from the washing, drying, folding and putting it away. I'm surprised that people my age don't do the laundry
She literally, genuinely, honestly, not ironically, said toxic masculinity...
Soap up my ass ? I don't even use soap.
But... tampons have instructions. Like I get if you are borrowing like Skitten did but if you are buying your own you have the instructions.
Thank to that people the shampoo have instructions
I shit in my bathroom. I also wash my pits in the bathroom. You telling me to go out back? Shit in the grass?
"The only people that deserve to live are animals!" Hey uh, you do know animals have been known to eat shit right? Dogs do it, they also eat their own vomit at times, and those monkeys at the zoos? You do know they are also known to grab their shit, GRAB-THEIR-SHIT, WITH-THEIR-BARE-HANDS, and throw it at people, we live in an extremely chaotic universe 😂😂😂😂
it has been a long time since i have laughed this loud
Hey Chavez There are videos of guys with the condition that makes them lactate despite being male
Every one in 500 people have more than 2 nipples. Harry Styles, for example, has 4. I have 3. It's a genetic throwback to when our ancestors had more than 2 nipples, kind of like being born with a tail or functional wisdom teeth.
Seeing as Skitten is willing to adopt people, can y'all be my parents. . . ? Don't worry, I'm not the shower and shit guy. I don't shits where I wash the pits. . .
Had a roommate (or, I should say the girlfriend of the actual roommate - because she never really paid rent, just existed there) who pulled out her hair in wads when either she took a shower or bath; and stuck them to the side of the shower, tub, toilet or sink.
I threw one of them away and she threw a fit. (I used paper towels to grab it, that girl was disgusting).
One of the reasons why I hated her so much.
Did she have Trichotillomania or something? its a hair pulling disorder that is more common in teens and young adults
5:00 in I realized the thing strange was is that people share soap
This girl ,who still go to school with to this day, has the worst hygiene. She drinks from the same bottle of water with her whole family. She only takes a shower 2 times a week and doesn't do her laundry. Nobody sits next to her because you can literally smell her from 3 feet away. Her hair is so oily that you can see her dandruff and hair shines from the other side of the room. She acts like it's normal and just laughs when we tell her to shower. I don't think that it's even her parents fault because her 4 siblings all shower every day. One day I was forced to sit next to her (our shoulders were basically touching) and I can SMELL her. I think that she doesn't even wipe or because I can smell that fucking tuna and shit like crazy. I fucking fainted and idk what happened after that, but all I know is that teachers don't pair her up with anyone anymore.
I'll admit, for the longest time I didn't know you washed the actual hole for years, nobody ever told you.
Me either, tf 😐
What hole?
Felipe Alarcón the butt hole
Ghosts exist .
I do that same shit with my hair but I do it because my momma, sister and myself all practice wicca. My mom is the high priestess of her coven and always used to tell me thy if I acted up in the store or somewhere and imbaris her she would make a voodoo doll of me and fuck me up. She never did but it scared the shit out of me so much that I never fucked up or did something stupid that she knows about but I still collect my hair after I cut it and burn it to this day and I live miles away from my momma.
I don’t wash between the crack
Probably makes lsd with that much moldy bread
SkOmoww can you actually make acid with mouldy bread? Cause if you can, I know what I’m doing to make money? Fuck washing dishes.
Yall need to watch some EmKay videos
*PROJECTILE AT WILL*
My dad thought anchovy’s were bell peppers
Yo about their laundry conversation, idk what he means when he says you have to pull something out???
OH WAIT
Does he mean the knob itself that turns it on cause if that’s the case then I understand
I'm an egg that does not allow soap up my egg butt I use towels and soaps!
The tampon applicator thing doesn't exist in my Country (and from comments I read in other videos, it seems like it doesn't in most of Europe either), we basically have to finger ourselves when inserting a tampon lol, but better than mistakenly leave the applicator inside I suppose. It's not like I wouldn't wash my hands after changing a tampon anyway, so I really don't care
Doesn't soap like... burn like hell?
@ChavezzSlovakia So i had this trainee with me in Air Force Basic training i had to get ready for the day i was brushing my teeth i watched him brush his teeth literally for 5 seconds. When we got on night watch duty i asked him about it he said he never heard a dentist say you need to brush your teeth for 3 to 5 minutes. I starred at his dark yellow teeth really wanted to say something f'ed up 😆
I see human figures in the dark at night
One day I moved my drawer and found lots of strange symbols carved into the wall behind it.
i think crazy people are crazy
omg I saw the face of God
Actually that was one of the few times Terry said something right instead of pandering
This is old Ik but I’ve seen a knife move across the table while I was eating in the kitchen. I don’t think I’m crazy, ghosts and all that spiritual stuff is real tho
Farting bubbles
"Mayonnaise is gross"
I'm sorry, Chavezz... but I think you need to throw her out. She's obviously broken.
When she said that?
10:04 SKITTENS PREGNANT CONFIRMED
I dont usually wash my asshole tho i used to do the shoving thing before
I have 3 nipples, thank you very much. Lol
savage just savage 10:31
I wash my butt too well
You need trauma meters for vids like these! How are people living like this!?!
Schizophrenia is a gift
In our mothers womb, until i don't remember exactly when but we were all female at one point. My grand mother did laundry every day, my uncle lived there with his girlfriend until she needed constant supervision. Because i'm a guy for a min i was like wait what is the applicator.
If it makes you feel better the first time I did my laundry I poured a cup of bleach on all my shirts and jeans.
oof
Did he say summoners war? I play that all the time too. I am several months into it. If anyone wants to add me feel free. The name is Skybluie. Don't forget the "i" in it. It is a really great and addicting game. So much grinding tho but what can you expect from the type of game it is. I hope at least someone adds me from here on the game. Lol.
I been washing my ass since I was a kid, wtf
Super ultra slayer 3:56