Relax with Dave [ Y'oonglu kt'nga Dvassh ] [ASMR ]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- It's been awhile since Dave spent some quality time with you, and he's here to help you relax and/or put you to sleep by whispering R'lyehian in your ears, tapping on Cthulhu blocks, crinkling T.F.H.S. approved Tin Foil, using Sowande's Cactus Rain Stick and a few other Arkham Sanitarium Relaxation Methods, the least of which is The Great Tissue Package of Relaxation at the end.
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, not much different than the mediums of music and painting.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy affect.
![A Personal Visit from Frank Walker, ZMD [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/fRBGgk7EGXs/mqdefault.jpg)
People seem to get offended when people say ASMR is weird.
But we're all here, playing a near hour long video of a socially awkward fish-man whispering to us and rubbing shit together because it gives us an electrical shock feeling in our heads.
yep.
List of suggestions:
Relax with Jesus
Relax with Shrek
Relaxing saving with Harambe
Relaxing wall blueprints with Trump
Relaxing email deleting with Clinton
Positive encouragement with Cena
Hi, I brought you some beer
A trip through hell with Satan
How to speak elder with Dave
Invisible Asmr (wearing green suit on green screen)
Yes! Up!!
green suit with hole for face
lmao email deleting
All of these.
pretty interesting choices, may I suggest relaxing with a colonial Marines hiding from a xenomorph?
Video idea: R'lyehian Language Lessons!
That would be really cool! Nice idea :D
OMG yes!! That would be awesome
This! Why hasn't this not already become a thing?!
Like his comment, eph Should know, that we want this!
yes
Perhaps the Most crazy ASMRtist on this planet
and the best
+eMeth ApSci true
unless we get a ASMR olympics with like high-jump taping and 100m DashWhisper, we can't really figure out who is the best.
Kimi fan spotted :)
yet he is also the best
Dave is such a lovable scamp isn't he?
My dog died in my arms today. I needed this. Thank you.
sorry for your loss. Hope you recover from it greatly.
Thanks, means a lot.
sorry for your last bro, this week my dog die too :(, I hope you get better
So sorry :(
im so sorry about your loss :(
*Ahk'yarnak, Dvassh. Hrii'hai kadishtu'geb h'Cthulhu stell'bsna syha'h! athg c-chtenff goka hafh'drn...? Nilgh'ri phlegeth, r'luh'ron R'lyeh shagg?*
(Greetings, Dave! The great Cthulhu's followers await in prayer! We loyally worship in his realm of dreams! my R'lyehian is a bit rusty, is it not?)
how tf do u know this lol anyway cool comment
Dude can you tell me where you leaned to write or talk that language?
I would love to use this in random places just to mess with people...but the whole pronunciation thing...well, you guys get the point
+David Knetemann tnx for letting me know dude
I just used that table of words, prefixes and suffixes and put them together. Not as simple, because arranging them into a sentence is challenging.
Suggestion: Relax with Jesus
This ^
This ^^
I also support this.
+Pip Piposo he did satan
Relax with Odin the all-father?
ITS DAVE! DAVE NYE THE DEEP ONE GUY!!!!
DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE!
DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! DAVE!
R'lyehian rules
xDDD
+Domino812 DAVE DAVE DAVE
ASMR
Arkham
Sanatarium
Methods of
Relaxation
Holy shit…duuuuuuuddddddeeeee
BBWWWWOOOOOONNNNGGGG
(I know it's an old meme, but I like the inception sound)
I can die happy now
he actually said it stands for
Arkham
Sanatarium for
Mental
Rehabilitation
Yea duh also Arkham Sanitarium for Mental Relaxation
That's a very R'lehxian video I gotta say
no replies? not even one??? this deserves a heart from Paul
If anyone wants a good deal on Crabs, in Woodbridge, VA, there's this crab truck called Papa Dent's. It's $80 for 3lbs of male and female crabs, a 1lb of crab legs, and a 1lb of shrimp.
..........
Okaaaayyyyyy??
Why are you advertising deals on crab on an asmr video?
A year late, too.
2 years late for me.
I’ll keep this in mind !
@@Bone20647 calms down comment back when you chill again ASAP
ASMR is the best community on TH-cam and the internet. It’s led with kindness and creativity. What a combination! ❤️❤️
I used to have sleep anxiety for years but thoughtful ASMR artists like you have helped exterminate that. Because I used to watch your videos all the time before bed, sleep always brought me comfort instead of anxiety, and now I can sleep fine even without ASMR. You totally rock dude. Such a weight off my back...
This was really hard to explain to my parents...
why
just say it helps me sleep
+dedlyassault funny and original
Instead of opening porn you should have switched to GUYYY FIERIIIII
+dedlyassault funnyjoke.wow
oh wow, I was just watching your metal video and wishing you had a new one
When a new 48 minute ASMR video of your favorite character is uploaded to Ephemeral Rift's channel "Ye boi there's a new 48 minute ASMR video of my favorite character uploaded on Ephemeral Rift's channel."
|-/
Arkham Sanitarium Method Relaxation
Or is it
Arkham Sanitarium Method: Relaxation
Implying other methods used by the AS. Other, less...wholesome methods.
Looks like a F3 mirelurk King
Dude you're right. As long as he doesnt start shooting sonar beams through my phone I'm good 😂
+Nicky I'm crying 😹
That fucker was dangerous man!!! I mean for high level chars no but if you met him before it was hell.
+Vladimir VojtaML yeah I made the mistake of stumbling across a lakelurk on low level in New Vegas and it was not pretty lol
OCEAN MAN,
TAKE ME BY THE HAND,
LEAD ME TO THE LAND,
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND.
This has to be one of the best ASMR videos I've seen. Dave makeup and performance on-point, wonderful use of R'lyehian, great sense of character and humor. Big thumbs up.
Dave is my favorite. Opening TH-cam from hours of modding Fallout and Skyrim to find this just released was amazing.
Sometimes I wonder how many of us lived the same lives
I need daily Dave on the scene. Breakfast lunch dinner, and everything between.. Some peace, some quiet, no stress, no drama, as the rocks know Nothing more, nothing less, nothing more than nothingness! P.s. Thanks again my friend!
I would love to see a rift world Olympic video. Dave would kill it at the 200 meter freestyle.
Jay manly would be great at lifting, and the candyman could provide snacks
+Max Wu *Iggy
Professor Clemons could do the physicals for all the athletes.
uncle E would host it
+Max Wu wait, jay, isn't that scooperdoodle's manley family member?
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
Grandma is coming over? DICKS
+AtroxiusRBLX jason christ its jesus bourne
+Bob Joe Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ
+XxretroreaperxX JB it's JC
Jason Bourne it's Jesus christ
Rift, please make Relaxing with Harambe
Yes harambe!!!
yes!!!
I miss Harambe
i despise the Harambe memes, but I will make an exception for this one...
YES
I love R’lyehian. It’s sooo relaxing and tingling!)
Just when I thought I'd seen all of Dave's videos another one pops up from the backlog. The amount of work you put in to these. Where you have so many but still can upload with some consistency but maintain quality. Kudos to you.
You should make an Harambe ASMR.
Rick Harrison's pawnshop ASMR
Make an asmr video consisting of meme roleplays and references
+super bro gaming boi
+theawesomepersonist i like this guys thinking.
+super bro gaming agreed XD
Oml Dave is the living embodiment of some innocent lil cinnamon roll
Wait people agree that rift is the best ASMRtist on TH-cam right?
'course
No there's two other guys who are really good at it too.
One is called Sensor Adi
Is it just me or is bukake ASMR long overdue
Wut.
Wow 😏
it could be like one of those spraybottle asmr vids
3D videos for added interactivity too.
man im WAITING for someone to break into the Sex ASMR market. Those Blowjobs where all you hear is the girl's mouth noises makes me horny BUT sleepy as hell at the same damn time.
"It is so good to see you"
me: "feelings not mutual, oh god"
xD
Oh, be nice.
I have always wondered, do you make up the R'ylehian words as you speak or carefully make them up in the script?
+Manolo Reid ah so maybe it's like an actual language of sorts
+Manolo Reid yeah, I am pretty impressed even more since he is American. As a bilingual Sweden I can't even do it myself.
+Manolo Reid yeah, I can speak Swedish and English fluently and I am decent at German I am also trying to learn Serbian for family reasons. Are you a weaboo?
+Filip Selmer Learning how to speak Japanese doesn't make someone a weaboo. That's like saying only Japanese people should know how to speak Japanese.
runetide I just asked, there is like an 80% that he is a weaboo if he is learning japanese cause wtf would you learn japanese else?
this guy needs an Oscar for being the best costume in ASMR
May I have a moment for thanking uncle E.? Because it seems to me, that since I started watching your videos (about 2 years ago), I became more selfconfident in watching videos in English language. Yes, it's not my native language, but just like you, I prefer to watch movies and series in the original language (which is English in >90% of cases). Though I thought for myself that I know it well enough to understand, every time I watched something I turned on subtitles with translation. This was impossible on your youtube channel. But I had no problem with that, somehow. And recently I noticed, that I do not need subtitles while watching videos either! Watching videos while concentrating on audio instead of text in the bottom got into my habbit.
Thank you, uncle E., for all what you've done. I think it's impossible to count how many ways you found to help people.
I wish I could have a drink with you one day...
I like how he is so concerned with how the community will take a cat drawing.
I love this ASMR Cinematic Universe Uncle E has created
I hit a depression low-point and this could not have shown up in my sub-box at a better time for me, Dave is 💚
You can do it
the bottom of the barrel...I feel you bro but there is light at the other side...just don't become a maniac..it ain't pretty it's a cruel minset
oh ok
+Jet Li - Gamer kinda late on givin me that direction...it's been done a while back
I do have a kitty cat, Dave. I do.
I have a kitty and a spider. I only sleep with one of them though, it's the spider.
+MaxC350 lol
Dave and Corvus are my favorite
i honestly love dave. inaudible whispering and foreign language ASMR are my favorites to listen to and dave fits the bill
" Perhaps you would call me an illega alien" Lmao
The announcement for the video dedicated to the Cthulhu blocks made me so happy.
Those are my absolute favorite.
Hello Dave, you´re relaxing yeah
Lol usually I was expecting a OMG LUZ YOUR ASMR IS AMAZING But nobody said it so I gonna check out your channel I don’t know your channel but who know maybe you’ll get a new subscriber! :D
Oh Luz speaks Spanish
No wonder
@@gmasstudios dang bro that’s a bit rough
6:33 That movement with your hands is so relaxing
I hate it when I have my volume is all the way up when I'm bout to watch asmr. But a really loud ad comes on.
Jeesh, the last two videos have just punched me in the face as a huge metalhead and a Dave-video addict. Beautiful work Rift. So happy to get more Cthulhu blocks, I have loops of Dave's other rounds with the blocks to go to sleep with.
Starting to think that me and Dave are becoming good friends.
You are so talented and you really think outside the box. The amount of effort you put into your videos must be tremendous! It doesn't go unnoticed or unappreciated. Thank you so much :)
This video was very Koot'asha Mu'lamgu. Good stuff.
Its the small nods to the real world that really add a special touch to a lot of your videos E.R. Thank you for what you do, and keep on producing the quality content I (and many others I am sure) know you for.
Theeeere heeee is, my Boy Dave! Such a great Dude.
Thanks so much Paul, this Character is always appreciated!
Dave is one of my absolute favourites, I love his personality and his style!
Relax w/ Trump. I bet his hair would sound great....
"We are going to build a tingles! Believe me! It'll be fantastic!"
+Genex (SGX) Make tingles great again.
+Genex (SGX) Mexico will pay for those tingles.
Bing Bing Bong...CHINA
Tingles are his business... And business is good!
He'd make a relax w/ Hillary but she'd just delete it
i really like how his voice sounds in this video better than in the previous ones
I got tingles on my frontal lobe how is this possible my frontal lobe barely even works
lmao
FNAF reference?
+Kojified boi it's a part of the human body first before a fucking autistic game
+Thomas Avena You know it's more Autistic when you say "boi". And I thought it was a FNAF reference because this channel covers a lot of video games.
Kojified no u
Lol the thumbnail....."ALIENS!"
Request could you do another relax with death or a relax with the two face ? your respond will be much appriciated!!
this channel has the best content out of all the asmr channels
4:20 was a gravity falls reference, right?
lol 420
Yes it was the yellow triangel whit top hat
moo
+Abi Malik I'm hungry all of a sudden
bill cypher :o
You make the best asmrs. I love it👌👌 Can you please do a Michale Graves skull painting tutorial?
I was half asleep when TH-cam auto played this video... I woke up to some sort of demonic language and a alien talking about my kitty cat... I think im'a subscribe to this guy.
Omg, he is besties with me? (I need to read up on the lore, I'm so lost) how did TH-cam bring me here? I was watching ZNA riot gear less than a hour ago (don't get me wrong, I like the video but I am very confused about how TH-cams decision process works)
Welcome to the world of Asmr. Albeit the weird side of it, but still asmr.
Weird*
0:07 and 45:16 are the most relaxing parts
Edit 9/9/2022: 17:49, 18:20 and 45:44 too
Another edit 9/30/2022: lastly 39:34 and 39:58
The return
deep one dave has to be my favorite character. if he was a real fish person, id totaly invite his to a fish fry at my house. he just seems like such a cool guy...fish....person.
How would you like it if a fish man invited you to a human fry eh
@@flintlockwoodhd7932 dude lives underwater, fish is eat fish all the time. Hard to fry anything underwater
@@snotrotgitkika4711 good point fish sometimes eat their own kind yes but would you be comfortable eating a human cause to be perfectly honest there been at least one human fry or bbq in that universe
I really don't why but the Deep one Dave vids are my fav 😂
I'm a relatively new to H P Lovecraft & ASMR but I love the shadow over innsmouth readings you did!
Great video keep them coming!
Rick Harrison's pawnshop ASMR please
He really goes all-out for these things... It's fucking amazing
Looking good, Dave!
Your approach to ASMR is so unique. You do a great service for the community.
Hey Rift, what do you think about a Hellboy ASMR?
It's videos like this I use to prove my sanity to others, top marks!
What skin lotion do you use? Looking clean today !
skin?
seems a little fishy do me
More like scale lotion
Listen to asmr before and after every stream on twitch and after i get home from work it feels good to relax haha
Arkham Sanitarium Mental Research
I've tried watching other asmrtists, but none of them can knock me out like ER does. This video get me every time, it's like ol reliable for me.
you should do a 360 asmr vid sometime
360 (no scope) ASMR
+AtroxiusRBLX GIT GUD m8
MLG asmr
+AtroxiusRBLX ayyyyyeeerr lmao
Naw the quality of 360 vids is potato at best, straight garbage.
So many people hating on this character. I like him and the makeup and mask is impressive as usual.
Wow, this is so creepy but so tingly!
(thumbnail didnt load cuz i have bad wifi) *reads in head* "relax with dave... this seems like a good asmr..." *clicks on video* "you know what..."
2 mins ago and already 11 comments, jeez you guys are quick
Notifications
maybe that's why they can't get dates
+Ian _grin oh SHIT
+Ian _grin maybe it's comments like that, that make you cancerous
ily
He is very good at developing a character. Each one is surprisingly unique and creative. Always an interesting video/ something to fall asleep to. Thanks Uncle E.
You could even eat some lollipops who colors tongue for an even better cosplay :3
I feel like this is personally his best voice for him yet
He looks like a mirelurk king from Fallout 3.
He really does.
+da gingerbread boi he really really does
I must say, this video is one of my new favorites! It has the cthulu language AND the wooden blocks. I love especially when you say the phrases in that language and then English, as it is interesting to compare the sounds. Thank you ER, you are the best :)
Dave has different voice than before..
he always does. secret of the rift.
this is Dave #196
What you manage to do with R'lyehian is really fantastic. I'd be so, soooo joyful if you ever pulled out an asmr R'lyehian lesson, or even, maybe, perhaps, could it be... A series? Even with few episodes far apart... No really, I'd be so glad, it would be heaven!
Edit: Also Dave, I'm still waiting for you to call an old one during a video!
I'm not a fan of nonsensical whispering but that language thing you do... I have no idea why it triggers me so much.
It's magic 😉
It's not nonsensical
triggered
it's real language
+Zorgod well, made up language to be exact
Is colled Inglish. Is Fron America
Mr. Rift you are my number 1 best asmr channel to watch.
Bag of beads. Bring it back.
so polite.
Honestly these dave videos are my fav dont know why but the character its self is relaxing mostly because of his deep one language he speaks lol
Out of all the names...dave
alliteration my brother
+Rainer Stilley Daniel, Dandelion, David, Donovan, DeShaun, etc. could've been any of em.
The homestuck fans are gonna attack you now dude
+DeathRules But Dave is such a simple and happy name. That's what he is, simple and happy
God dammit the quality of ER's videos is so high I love it.
This guy talking to me like I give a heck. He's heckin crazy.
yeah heck off you heckling furrheck
Ninten Tom
Furries are hot, you shut your heckin mouth. Especially Nazi Furries OOH THEY MAKE ME SHIVER.
Just A Pug
no u
consider the following:
+Ninten Tom heck no
Your character devotion is unparalleled my friend👌🏻
I heard that you were running for Mayor. Is this true?
who wouldnt vote for him i mean come on
my first new law will be EVERYONE CAN ONLY WHISPER!!!
+AtroxiusRBLX I second that motion!
+AtroxiusRBLX That would honestly suck ass in real life
+Funny Moments and Videos Yeah what if you're getting robbed or there's a fire
Dave is love. Dave is life.
Relax with himmler ASMR experimentation
Thanks man. The ear to ear & wooden blocks are the ticket for me 👍🏻
am I the only one that gets bugged out by the fact that you can see his teeth beneath the mask?.
Yes.
Would you rather see gums?
I think it adds character. Always thought Dave looked fun and goofy like that :)
looks more real to me
DeOxygenation I would imagine he'd have fish like teeth