Emergency Intercom - Episode 79 (drew ate the fortnite burger)
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drew and enya talk about the fortnite renaissance, yik yak, their brains shutting off while driving and halfway through the podcast gets interrupted by paranormal activity
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“I will always obey a queen” is one of the funniest emergency intercom lines so far
20:09 for Honduran royalty
Agreed
fr
im in tears
Right
my sister has been in a coma for a year. she and I loved emergency intercom and was super sad when she found out she couldnt watch because of the coma (she told me telepathically while she was gone) but right now, since my phone went off with the notification that her favorite nepo babies uploaded, she woke up and instantly started crying. not because she was awake, but because she gets to hear ky get slapped after so long...welcome back, sister.
The most unserious shit I've seen
oh my god are you a wattpad writer??
U should have contacted enya and drew and forced them to pay for her treatment im sure they wouldn't mind 🙏
@Joel A. ???????..,/';.;.;;//'.;
this is real
ky saying “i will always obey a queen” SENT ME FOR TOO LONG
20:09 for the monarchy !
Had me dead
Like the way he said it
Replayed so many times lmao
drew explaining how the burger almost took him out was the funniest shit ever 😭😭
Like how is he real how does he genuinely believe a burger did that 😭
Idk it’s giving gluten intolerance
@@mangomonet2464 is that what that is? Lmao I felt like I was relating to drew in that situation a lil too much
@@mangomonet2464 i feel like it raised his blood pressure to a point of sickness
@@hypocrite4318 yea it happens to me a lot. and drews talked about having heart problems so thats probably exactly what it was
is it just me or is drew really embodying his sexuality in this episode (straight)
Im glad bc people are disgusting for assuming he is g*y i mean he has the straightest masculine mustache ever what is wrong with them 🙄🤧
@@iyadbairi1269 it’s soooo offensive to his fragile masculinity as a straight man… people need to WAKE UP and realize that men can be straight and use grindr on the daily.
yassss fr like he's literally mastered the straight man look cuz he is u know a straight man😂😂 and it's kinda crazy how some "fans" say he isn't cuz he's literally straight like look at that loving and lustful gaze he gives enya its literally heterosexuality at its finest fr xD
okay drew dont need to make a fake account to try convince us. we know…
He’s converting
Ky was literally putting himself out there for enya today way more than usual
I was like okay king i see u
no cause as i was reading this comment, kai said "i will always obey a queen" 😭
he should get fired
LMAOO
H.R. dept conflicts ensue
“Let’s get one thing gay I’m straight” is easily one of Drew’s best lines holy fuck😭😭😭
drew is the funniest person that i have ever seen no joke he is so unreal "lets get this GAY i'm straight" Thats so insane
It’s giving Walmart pride Merch
DOG SURGERY IS ACTUALLY TAKING ME OUT I CANT BREATHE
TIME??
@@rachelconners2379 53:05
drew was exceptionally funny this episode good job team
EVERY EPISODE they top the last. They are on infinity 78 times over now
@@robertavila1863 okay that's def not true some of the episodes have been stinkers
I need a doctor to watch this episode and diagnose them tbh
They would get sent forcibly to an asylum
i need a doctor to plug up sensors to my brain and see why certain parts light up when i listen to emergency intercom.
@@iyadbairi1269 for the good of themselves and others tbh
i would tell them that most of the things they experience are pretty normal, and they shouldn't overthink them
especially for highly creative/intuitive people ^
after every episode i start feeling withdrawl symptoms i literally itch for a new episode every waking moment of my life
im literally twitching i need another episode now. i’d pay top dollar. please.
@@kyleelol3256 you can pay top dollar on their patreon
@@Nina-pv7ce good promo
This episode had me DYING and the jumpscare at the end 💀💀💀💀
No literally I got so scared 😂
They outdid that episode where the set collapsed, and they were on Normandy Beach
Normie core is already in for me, drew catch up. We are pretending to blend in but dropping our slays subtly for now… more to come later…..
gahaha
for a name like mary this is a very funny comment
@@lizpernardstreet thanks casino
@@savedmp3 🫶🏻
drew throwing it back onto Enya and then the both of them just sitting down casually actually made me ascend
“i will always obey a queen” i had to hold my laugh at work pls
20:09 for the monarchy
This is the kind of podcast that you watch once, appreciate it, recommend it to someone and probably watch again after watching it
I really don't wanna boost their ego or anything but this was the funniest episode
drew being straight never gets old 😭
Drew is giving straight. And enya is giving Sailor
why is this episode so good....
No its not
don't watch it then @@middlepartbonk2445
this episode is so refreshing idk whether im feeling extra mentally ill today or these three just had a good vibe for this ep
this episode was actually incredible holy shit
drew tweaking off the fortnite burger we need to help him 😭😭
I will always obey a queen
- Ky, 2023
20:09 marks a grand occasion in world power. We find, the absolute trifecta of class.. Queen Enya, King Drewth, and Ky the peasant
@@robertavila1863 well spoken
my favourite challenge is when I try listening to a new episode of EI in public and try my hardest not to laugh and act a fool
me listening in the car during 5 oclock traffic while manically laughing while all the middle aged white people stare.
i cant stop laughing at their reactions at 18:52 it’s giving fear factor
its soooo unhealthy how much i look forward to each episode
The way Drew looks at Kye and smirks after dissociating 58:25
Drew's giving 2020 e-boy skater boy
Like for who though is my question
@@squilliumlackey3703 ky of course
Avril told this boi , c u L8r
I wanted to add this about the period thing because working out and getting in movement on your period can be amazing for cramps and stiffness, indigestion. It's just not high intensity. But gentle yoga, stretching, and light exercise actually improves blood flow, oxygen flow, produces endorphins, and lowers cortisol levels, which all leads to lower pain levels and helps balance your hormones
I'm sure drew will appreciate this advice
the way someone slipped acid in drews food and had him convinced he was dying
we need a ky cam for when enya allows him to speak PLZ like the zoom days when he could pop in
drew doing the bad fly joke again. oh i can die happy.
Enya historically laughing as Drew explains how he felt deathly ill is hilarious, shows their actual friendship
Hysterically ? Girl- I
really bad depression today thank you for pod ep!! 😍
@@jakp00 🥺🥺
honestly, i hope you’re taking all the time you need & doing whatever makes you feel at ease
@@jakp00 erm oh
@@gnarlybootsrag I think you would benefit from bullying / cyber bullying being more normalized
@@pyrex8 right right
rip enya, drew and ky😔 blown up but never forget
Can’t believe it took 79 episodes for Drew to feel comfortable enough to come out, what a brave person.
this podcast is my lifeblood
the dog surgery bit has to be the funniest moment ever
Being normal is the new alternative
i don’t want to comment on all the episodes in case they get cancelled so nobody gets proof that i watched this
smart
so real
im fucked.....
I feel it happening the ghosts are saying 2024 is the year of the biggest cancel in history RIP enya and drew 🙏😔
@@iyadbairi1269 you’re too real for this ty for the warning 🙏
Hey guys I really feel anxious confronting the community on this because it’s a continuing issue nobody addresses. It’s really problematic that Emergency Intercom fans have made a habit of doing this, and I hope to inspire some constructive conversations about how we as viewers can be less toxic and parasocial. Us viewers need to stop barbecue bacon burgering. It’s all we do. Let’s stop the barbecue bacon burger. The barbecue bacon burgerment of the TH-cam comments section is unnerving. The barbecue baconfication of Enya and Drew’s vulnerable moments is especially appalling. Please don’t barbecue me for speaking about this, or I might just snap and bacon burger you.
you're so real for speaking out on this 🥓🍔
no for real honestly let’s talk about that! that’s an insightful observation! that’s truly one of the many topics we shall discuss!
I’ll do my part
It takes courage to write something like this i stand with u ✊
you’re just a hater you’ll never understand
emergency intercom is the ultimate cleaning pod fr I just rearranged my entire room and when I had to move my tv I just put yall on the living room Roku top volume no breaks and I’m diagnosed adhd and unmedicated so i credit all the work I’ve done today to this podcast and I didn’t even have a mental breakdown when I shattered my full length mirror! thank you enya and drew im going to eat a tuna melt now for my reward :)
always rewatch this episode cause drew really ate this one
this is the most insane episode yet oh my god
I just finished rewatching Grave of the Fireflies and now watching this 😵
I love my weekly visits with mom and dad. Sucks that the state got custody of me, but given their mental states I understand. 🙏🥺
Love getting out of the orphanage for fresh air… even if it’s only for an hour ❤
@@danielwaynemiller theres no fresh air when drews around..
i’m not even gunna try and say something funny but whenever i’m feeling down i legit put this podcast on and it makes me so happy , thank you drew and enya (and sometimes ky)
the fact that enya is hispanic and doesn’t know what Don Quixote is just like wow😭
y’all should take the myers-briggs personality test and go over the results!!
THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
@@irishbabydaddy thank u, I’m very curious!!!
theyd prob take that fake test so naur but i see enya as esfp and drew as intp
they should go to therapy and go over the results!!
this is truly one of the best episodes yet, ive never laughed so loud at a podcast as around 49:00
If I had to explain what they say in an episode I think I would combust
yall really gotta start cooking. one day drew is gonna get good nutrition and all of his intrusive thoughts are gonna dissapear and he's gonna get scared because he will feel too normal
when everyone went silent after drew told ky to khs 😭
I’m a security guard at a music venue and I find it so funny when people talk about how its sad we cant turn around even when we are enjoying it. It depends on the artist, sometime they dont mind if we watch but other times theyll tell our boss and we get in trouble. But it is kind of the best job ever!
12:00 woah drew got the melody of N side so drastically wrong it was kinda admirable 🤩😍
THE EXPRESSION ON ENYAS FACE WHEN KY WAS TOO SCARED TO CHECK OUT THE WEIRD NOISE !! she’s so czech new wave film coded
them grinding so close to the camera is one of the most insane things theyve done
Watching this with Catcher in the Rye in my tote bag
Drew blaming his bad memory on the Mandela Effect and Quantum hackers is insane
ive been thinking about drew saying enyas pad smells like dog surgery for 2 weeks
It was bar after barrrrrr on this one 😭🤣 funniest episode I’ve seen from y’all
drew has a sadness in his eyes
im glad drew got to analyze an explosion so closely at the end, i know how much he loves them
I think there is deep lore building. Drews conspiracies, the weird end cut of that one episode, the rattling in the drawers. Something big is coming
42:39 literally katya’s «i had a lizard that i burnt» vibes
Pls I’ve needed this episode all week to wallow in my sorrows
LMFAOOO WTF DOG SURGERY?? 😭😭😭
just got lasik surgery yestersay and this is what keeps me from ripping my eyes out. Thanks Enya nd Drew😘
enya cracking up while drew describes almost dying from a burger
Drew cracks me tf up 😂😂😂
I know I’m feeling mentally I’ll again when I start to binge these podcasts
ky being a potterhead makes me love him even more
Same , kinda spooked by drew not evening liking Harry Potter
sat here for 1hr and 2minutes ripping up a large piece of paper into tiny little pieces
This episode really is my therapy
We NEED enya’s hair care routine. Her curls are immaculate ❤
Enya, Catcher and the Rye is unironically hilarious....
im not kidding when i say dog surgery is the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life
Not the uterine shedding from the burger grease 😫 DREWWW
enyas hair growth waitttttttttt. it’s a grower and a shower
i love dissociating on the road and getting dementia for a bit 😂
adding this to my favorite emergency intercom playlist
Drew’s giving 2020 lil huddy vibes in this episode
this episode has to be top 3 best of all time
y'all really make me laugh and make my day, every episode never fails to make me laugh
The way Enya would make Catcher in the Rye her whole personality if she read it.
Enya LOVED that queen sentence
The ending scared the shit out of me
50:49 I'm saying this everyday bro like
I think the song you're thinking of that sounds like Just a Girl is Feliz Navidad by José Feliciano.
if they made a playlist with all of their media music i would listen to it all day every day for the rest of my life
Most of the time I can't tell if they're being serious or sarcastic or some secret third thing. But I love them
i relate sooooo much to the dissociating when driving thing like somehow my brain just shuts off and i end up where i need to be
13:49 drew saying his ear drum burst from this sound has me dying
this one was so good 😭
its been two weeks and I still haven't stopped thinking about dog surgery im trembling
just had the worst argument with the family so this will cheer me up fr love u guys lots
@Joel A. BRO
@Joel A. you are the level of hater i aspire to be ngl
@Joel A. .........i acc don't know what to say to that.... not before i disown them ig....??!?
4:44 when my phone buzz
When this podcast dies, I die. It’s as simple as that.