You know the old Superman marriage tradition… Something Old Continuity, Something New 52, Something Borrowed by Jimmy Olsen, and Something Superman Blue lol
Maybe the green guy morning Lois is just one of the many space people watching her waiting for a chance to try to marry her in Superman's place. Maybe his Lois manikin room is actually the greatest one of them all.
Lori married him on the rebound from her first husband's death. Lana was too obsessed with competing with Lois even after Lois was dead. Lois just loved Superman and wanted to be with him. Superman should go back and save Lois. Lover the three different Sasha looks for the three different brides.
I always believed that the mer-people in Silver Age Superman looked like their fins were legs because they WERE originally legs. The backstory of the Atlanteans in Superman comics was that they used super-science to turn themselves into mermaids after Atlantis sunk. So it sort of makes silver age-y scientific sense that their fins just look like scale-covered legs.
Which of my wives would I have saved? See now I'm imagining him having the perfected formula near the start. "Do I give Lois a non-poisoned formula or do I let her die and give it to a future wife? Decisions decisions"
DC's Silver Age had very strict time travel rules - You couldn't go back to a time where you already exist, so Superman couldn't go back to save Lois, even in an imaginary story. I guess this rule was to prevent Batman from going back to save his parents (Batman did his fair share of time-traveling in this era).
Return of the Three Sashas! The Mobius chair will be thrilled! We all know that Lana is the woman he needs and that Lois is the woman he deserves, while Lori is the woman he wants!
I was 7 when that comic came out, and it was the first American comic I ever read, my Mum told me to pick a comic while she was talking to the Newsagent lady, just to keep me quite, Mum's gone now, but thank you for the memory!
I would love it if Lex just really liked Jimmy. Especially if it's one of those non-friendships where they rarely talk or hang out, but Lex just thinks he's a really good guy and potential ward. A small part of his hatred for Superman could come from jealousy over Jimmy being his pal.
"it's too dangerous, people would just be trying to kill her, left, right, center." I have one question though, how is that any different than normal for her?
@5:05 I guessing that if you get hit by the Limborang, it either sends you to Limbo, like the Phantom Zone, or compels you to dance the limbo. If it does both, then it would be the most diabolical weapon ever created 😄
Superman didn't want Lois to have super-vision because he didn't want her to be able to catch him from afar two-timing her with Lana, or Lori, or Maxima, or Wonder Woman....
Something else to think about is that Superman's Kryptonian mother's name was Lara Lor-Van. So Superman falls in love with anyone that has the same initials as his mom.
"Couldn't he time travel and just bring the serum back? Is that how it works?" In the Silver Age it was established that matter couldn't handle the trip through the time stream. It would become unstable and eventually deteriorate. However, if it traveled via a Legion Time Bubble then it could last much longer. Superman clearly wasn't motivated enough to save one of his wives.
To answer the question at 15:55, no, he can't just time travel and save one of his wives. Otherwise, no mistake would *ever* go uncorrected. Writers can't have that. A Lois Lane story from roughly this era answers the question, by showing that time travellers forget why they came back and end up repeating the same mistake (but that story nevers addresses that there should be two copies of the time traveller in that time). Later, the DCU standard is that any time traveller entering a time where they already exist immediately becomes an immaterial phantom, able to observe but not affect the timeline in any way.
They were inconsistent about this (as with most things), but in the silver age the time travel lore was generally that you would be unable to interact with people in any time in which you were alive, so, no, Superman couldn't go back in time to save any of his wives.
The sliver age 'good' guys' tendency for random sociopathy scares me, if feels like there is going to be an issue where Superman murders a random person for fun and it is somehow made to fit inside the code.
16:14 -Also..if he was to save Lois..he'd save them all right? If she was his first wife and he prevented her death, then Lori and Lanna would still be alive. They would not be his wives but they'd live..so this is really more a covert way of again bringing up the "who would superman marry?" question. It just has fatal consequences for up to two of the others so if Supes picks Lori he must REALLY love her more than Lous and Lanna. The fact he even CONSIDERS allowing any to die so he can be married to one in this particular set up kind of makes him a monster.
3:46 -Only poor Kyle. He'll never live down..having his best friend and lover murdered. PTSD is especially hard to get iver when everyone brings it up fecisiously. 😂😅
See, this kind of wacky, absurd premise is why I love the Silver Age so much. Also, considering Jimmy being, well, Jimmy, I think he very well could've gone to the Alantean wedding. Either he wasn't invited, or he was too good a friend to Lex during that lost year, and felt Superman did Lex wrong. I prefer the latter interpretation. Edit: Also, love the changing outfits for the three chapters.
11:24 love that the delivery system for this death ray is an angry face. See it could have been anything it could have been like a pointy cone with a ball at the point of it but this was personalized this in art project of a revenge plan.
The audio balance between the three outfits is much better this time, nice work. Give the serum to Jimmy, the comic can then be a crossover with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen
🎶 You’re Once , Twice , Three Times A Host 🎶 3 Jokers , 3 LL’s , how about a deep dive into the Gotham City Sirens for the next Sasha three wigs video ( or Powerpuff Girls) …Keep Up The Outstanding Work Sasha 🖖🏾
This reminds me of an old song by Die Ärzte, "My exploding girlfriend", where a guy tells of the increasingly bizzare situations that ended his relationships: One exploded, one suddenly turned to stone and one was even kidnapped by aliens. "....doch als die vierte explodierte wurde mir so langsam klar das meine Partnerin zu sein wohl nicht ganz ungefährlich war."
Great video, love the wig & outfit changes... Superman might have actually love Lana Lang the most because he just stole her from Lex and the wedding...lol That's hard core, plus did he tell Louis that he's also Clerk??? LOL
Not only do Superman's loves all have the double L, but so does Lex, and now this video has made me realize that Superman's last name is El. So all would have been Lana El, Lois El, and Lori El. My brain hurts!
Who would have gotten the serum? Jimmy of course. He never saw a vial of strange liquid he wouldn't slam down, no questions asked...especially when superpowers are on the line.
I love Ronal's thought balloon that is just him mentally narrating his own death scene... as if the visual wasn't abundantly clear enough even to the youngest reader.
I love the 3 LLs dynamic!! Great job, Sasha! Also, thanks for clearing the info where people lie about continuity because people say that Golden Age Superman was an asshole for these reasons when they're not in-continuity and where he didn't do those actions, he was just accused.
"If I could go back in time to save one wife" I mean just out of basic respect for life, seems like you should go before Lois dies, avert the other ones dying, and then thirdly decide which one you should marry or someone else or none at all. Right? Like...that's how time travel works if you save Lana somehow then she's married to you and Lori doesn't go into your OSHA nightmare house.
Lana's story was by far the funniest out of the three for me. Like... why did all those things have to happen? Why did Superman have to have a double of himself and Lois in Kandor? And she got so mad she decided to go to space. What a legend. XD Also, I love that you kept on changing outfits during this whole thing for each of Superman's girlfriends/spouses! It was super fun seeing you pop up on camera with a different costume and wig every time! Keep up the awesome work! :D
sudden idea: my guess why Lois's hair is that light in the cover: the person inking it intended the statues to be made of solid material (like marble), but the colorist colored them normally (leading to hair highlight colors becoming main hair colors) thooough, can't really tell if Lori's hair is inked dark or not, maybe it having denser inking is due to shape
@@andrewgwilliam4831 It's not stupid it makes perfect sense - no undead allowed, plus it would have to show ghost Lois being taken to prison at the end.
OMG Sasha does it again! The wardrobe changes to match the wife of each part, the reading of the word bubbles in a gently mocking way, and the honest critique of these (now weird) stories. I'm sure I used to own this as a kid, and it never once occured to me how weird it was, kind of like the mind-control rays in Superman-Red/Superman-Blue. Way to go, Sasha! Thanks for yet another entertaining video!
12:45 I didn't think someone married to a telepath would have any last-minute deathbed confessions. He must have thought before about what would happen if one of them died.
If he saved Lois, he would marry her, he would have the functional formula, so she would not die, and since he would never marry the other two, they would not be doomed.
Lois, Lana, Lori...or Lex?
Lex.
Lex *always* get Supes presents. Yes, it's Kryptonite, but consistency!
Make like Hugh Hefner and take all 3! To the Cannes movie festival!!
He's gotta go with his pal, Jimmy Olsen
Danny... Ketch...
(But Lois because Smallville)
Being a huge Smallville fan like yourself, Lois most definitely 🖖🏾
3 jokers? Nah, 3 LLs
5; Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor and Linda Lee 😭😭😭
@@WhiteRaven696yeah!!😤
Lol, what would their idol names be?
Lex Luthor is his fourth “wife”
Dont forget lucy lane!
Superman stealing Lana at the altar from Lex feels like a deleted episode of Smallville 😂
Well, they are married in the Season 11 comics...
@@GabePuratekuta Nnnnoooo...
It reminds me of an episode of the adventures of Lois and Clark
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde. "To lose one wife Mr Kent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose all three wives looks like carelessness."
The computer successfully predicted the relationship of the eels, not Superman and Lori. They had a long happy marriage unmarred by tragedy.
You know the old Superman marriage tradition… Something Old Continuity, Something New 52, Something Borrowed by Jimmy Olsen, and Something Superman Blue lol
Such a missed opportunity to not have their married names be El.
Superman's 3 Wives end up with the 3 Jokers. I'm calling it. The crossover they would never dare to show.
Will we ever get a video about that time Lois kissed all the men in the Justice League to save Superman?
Just kissed? 🤨😏
Are you sure she just kissed them?
I-WHAT??
"Hot-lips" Lane.
🤣WHAT???????
Maybe the green guy morning Lois is just one of the many space people watching her waiting for a chance to try to marry her in Superman's place. Maybe his Lois manikin room is actually the greatest one of them all.
Probably the alien who gave Lois the journal as a gift. I'm surprised Sasha didn't suggest it.
Lori married him on the rebound from her first husband's death. Lana was too obsessed with competing with Lois even after Lois was dead. Lois just loved Superman and wanted to be with him. Superman should go back and save Lois.
Lover the three different Sasha looks for the three different brides.
I always believed that the mer-people in Silver Age Superman looked like their fins were legs because they WERE originally legs. The backstory of the Atlanteans in Superman comics was that they used super-science to turn themselves into mermaids after Atlantis sunk. So it sort of makes silver age-y scientific sense that their fins just look like scale-covered legs.
Which of my wives would I have saved? See now I'm imagining him having the perfected formula near the start.
"Do I give Lois a non-poisoned formula or do I let her die and give it to a future wife? Decisions decisions"
Technically he could save all three by going back in time saving Lois. Then that would change all the events that ended up killing the other two.
DC's Silver Age had very strict time travel rules - You couldn't go back to a time where you already exist, so Superman couldn't go back to save Lois, even in an imaginary story. I guess this rule was to prevent Batman from going back to save his parents (Batman did his fair share of time-traveling in this era).
Supermanpoint?
I cracked up at Lana's "If I have any pride, I'll refuse Superman" figuring exactly what happened next would happen
Supes really steals? No dignity
Return of the Three Sashas! The Mobius chair will be thrilled!
We all know that Lana is the woman he needs and that Lois is the woman he deserves, while Lori is the woman he wants!
Imagine being Lori and being told Superman is ready to settle for his number 3 choice.
I was 7 when that comic came out, and it was the first American comic I ever read, my Mum told me to pick a comic while she was talking to the Newsagent lady, just to keep me quite, Mum's gone now, but thank you for the memory!
I would love it if Lex just really liked Jimmy. Especially if it's one of those non-friendships where they rarely talk or hang out, but Lex just thinks he's a really good guy and potential ward. A small part of his hatred for Superman could come from jealousy over Jimmy being his pal.
LOL. Ronal's death is so suspicious. The professional whalers missed a whole whale and hit a human-sized moving target.
"it's too dangerous, people would just be trying to kill her, left, right, center."
I have one question though, how is that any different than normal for her?
@5:05 I guessing that if you get hit by the Limborang, it either sends you to Limbo, like the Phantom Zone, or compels you to dance the limbo. If it does both, then it would be the most diabolical weapon ever created 😄
The Belasco and Captain Boomerang team-up we never expected.
Chekov's Limborang: If there's a limborang in the first act, it must be used by the last act.
Or it turns you into Limborger cheese.
Superman loved Lana more. He didn't even tell Lois his true identity.
Superman didn't want Lois to have super-vision because he didn't want her to be able to catch him from afar two-timing her with Lana, or Lori, or Maxima, or Wonder Woman....
If the 3 ladies were as charming as Sasha, then it's no wonder Superman would marry them.
If this storyline was set in the modern day, superman would be the subject of a true crime podcast after Lana’s death
That Chemical X bit caused me to laugh so hard I had an asthma attack. Good job, Sasha.
Clearly he should marry Lex Luthor, and end his villainy forever.
😂😂😂😂😂 I lost my drink over that!!!!!
Don't give the writers any ideas
Mr. Lex Superman
Sadly Lex clearly said at 8:39 that he went straight and now wants a wife and kids.
Maybe before that Superman had a chance.
What, end Silver-Age Superman's villainy? Sounds fair enough.
Something else to think about is that Superman's Kryptonian mother's name was Lara Lor-Van. So Superman falls in love with anyone that has the same initials as his mom.
I mean, the answer on who to save is obvious. If he prevents Lois’ death, he has no reason to marry the other two and thus, they won’t die.
At this point, Superman just needs to get a tattoo on his forehead that says, don't marry this man. It won't end well! 🤣😂
Gunn better include a 'Supermans Girlfriend Lois Lane' story ! Lol
How has THIS Superman not been used as an evil origin? It makes way more sense than Injustice GAU.
See. The question of who would he save is funny, because if he choses anyone but Lois, then at least one person stays dead.
"Couldn't he time travel and just bring the serum back? Is that how it works?"
In the Silver Age it was established that matter couldn't handle the trip through the time stream. It would become unstable and eventually deteriorate. However, if it traveled via a Legion Time Bubble then it could last much longer. Superman clearly wasn't motivated enough to save one of his wives.
Can't wait for another exciting chapter of the three Sashas.
To answer the question at 15:55, no, he can't just time travel and save one of his wives. Otherwise, no mistake would *ever* go uncorrected. Writers can't have that. A Lois Lane story from roughly this era answers the question, by showing that time travellers forget why they came back and end up repeating the same mistake (but that story nevers addresses that there should be two copies of the time traveller in that time). Later, the DCU standard is that any time traveller entering a time where they already exist immediately becomes an immaterial phantom, able to observe but not affect the timeline in any way.
I remember reading one I'm still shocking how Dark it was for a Silver Age Comic.
The government cannot keep denying Three Sasha theory
They were inconsistent about this (as with most things), but in the silver age the time travel lore was generally that you would be unable to interact with people in any time in which you were alive, so, no, Superman couldn't go back in time to save any of his wives.
The sliver age 'good' guys' tendency for random sociopathy scares me, if feels like there is going to be an issue where Superman murders a random person for fun and it is somehow made to fit inside the code.
16:14 -Also..if he was to save Lois..he'd save them all right? If she was his first wife and he prevented her death, then Lori and Lanna would still be alive. They would not be his wives but they'd live..so this is really more a covert way of again bringing up the "who would superman marry?" question. It just has fatal consequences for up to two of the others so if Supes picks Lori he must REALLY love her more than Lous and Lanna. The fact he even CONSIDERS allowing any to die so he can be married to one in this particular set up kind of makes him a monster.
This video confirms my suspicion-there are, in fact, 3 Sasha’s!
3:46 -Only poor Kyle. He'll never live down..having his best friend and lover murdered. PTSD is especially hard to get iver when everyone brings it up fecisiously. 😂😅
Again, what the hell was the Silver Age's obsession with marriage?!
I is Lois Lane comics... So maybe that every woman's desire is marriage?
1954-65 there was incredible pressure on popular media to portray what we now call normies.
Return of the Tri-Sasha episode, so much value! Also, your line reading of "Congratu...oooolp" is priceless.
Lana Lang: "Now that Lex Luthor's no longer evil, he's kinda hot"
No, Lana! Evil Lex is Sexy Lex!
The three costume changes were a fun addition :)
See, this kind of wacky, absurd premise is why I love the Silver Age so much. Also, considering Jimmy being, well, Jimmy, I think he very well could've gone to the Alantean wedding. Either he wasn't invited, or he was too good a friend to Lex during that lost year, and felt Superman did Lex wrong. I prefer the latter interpretation.
Edit: Also, love the changing outfits for the three chapters.
11:24 love that the delivery system for this death ray is an angry face. See it could have been anything it could have been like a pointy cone with a ball at the point of it but this was personalized this in art project of a revenge plan.
Sasha, your costume changes are giving me whiplash! Pick a Lane or maybe even a Lang!
Cheer up Lex, at least you did not wind up with Supes sloppy seconds! 🤣
LOL! As a massive Superman fan, this is utterly hilarious, just how twisted it is!
Oh i love the silver age. What's better than one Superman wedding. Three
6:55 - Presumably the jewel's in the cape pocket.
Not totally relevant but Smallville deserves credit for capturing Lois' proclivity to have many Suitors really well without making her look bad.
The audio balance between the three outfits is much better this time, nice work.
Give the serum to Jimmy, the comic can then be a crossover with Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen
10:23 wow shes wondering if superman cared more about lois than her even though she knows he married Lois?! nice journalistic instinct😂
I have unironically waiting to hear her talk about this since I saw the cover.
Your "computer voice" is very funny. Glad I stuck with this one. Upbeat and amusing morning fare.
@13:42 perfect impression of James Doohan doing a Data voice in that one Star Trek audiobook!
🎶 You’re Once , Twice , Three Times A Host 🎶 3 Jokers , 3 LL’s , how about a deep dive into the Gotham City Sirens for the next Sasha three wigs video ( or Powerpuff Girls) …Keep Up The Outstanding Work Sasha 🖖🏾
This reminds me of an old song by Die Ärzte, "My exploding girlfriend", where a guy tells of the increasingly bizzare situations that ended his relationships: One exploded, one suddenly turned to stone and one was even kidnapped by aliens.
"....doch als die vierte explodierte wurde mir so langsam klar das meine Partnerin zu sein wohl nicht ganz ungefährlich war."
And I thought James Bond was unlucky, losing his two great loves (Tracy and Vesper). Superman has him beat. Clark always has to be competitive.
Love the three outfits and wigs situation!
Sasha's voice acting remains top tier!
Yay, more Superman Silver Age marriage shenanigans, and somehow, still makes more sense than 3 Jokers 😂
3 Wives of Superman > 3 Jokers, and it's not close.
When baby Clark lands in Utah instead of Kansas. LoL
WAIT! If the 3 Sasha's are back I'm begging to think. Think she's not Canadian but a Carggite, like Triplicate Girl from Legion of Super-Heroes.
Sssh Canadian females are all Carggites, they are totally different people on the job, at home and in the sack.
Great video, love the wig & outfit changes... Superman might have actually love Lana Lang the most because he just stole her from Lex and the wedding...lol That's hard core, plus did he tell Louis that he's also Clerk??? LOL
My theory, the merfolk tails are drawn like that to imply they used to have legs that fused into tails over time.
Not only do Superman's loves all have the double L, but so does Lex, and now this video has made me realize that Superman's last name is El. So all would have been Lana El, Lois El, and Lori El. My brain hurts!
Everyone important to Superman had the double Ls. Even Lightning Lad of the Legion of Super-Heroes.
Grant Morrison totally put the super serum in All Star Superman lol
my girlfriend would read the 3 wife of superman
and think " great Dc finally undertand that i am right poylomay is right choice for everything"
Is it weird that I can see this happening in a Spiderman comic unironically?
Who would have gotten the serum? Jimmy of course. He never saw a vial of strange liquid he wouldn't slam down, no questions asked...especially when superpowers are on the line.
I love Ronal's thought balloon that is just him mentally narrating his own death scene... as if the visual wasn't abundantly clear enough even to the youngest reader.
What a bizarre story. The Silver Age of comics was weird.
I love the 3 LLs dynamic!! Great job, Sasha! Also, thanks for clearing the info where people lie about continuity because people say that Golden Age Superman was an asshole for these reasons when they're not in-continuity and where he didn't do those actions, he was just accused.
"If I could go back in time to save one wife" I mean just out of basic respect for life, seems like you should go before Lois dies, avert the other ones dying, and then thirdly decide which one you should marry or someone else or none at all. Right? Like...that's how time travel works if you save Lana somehow then she's married to you and Lori doesn't go into your OSHA nightmare house.
Lana's story was by far the funniest out of the three for me. Like... why did all those things have to happen? Why did Superman have to have a double of himself and Lois in Kandor? And she got so mad she decided to go to space. What a legend. XD
Also, I love that you kept on changing outfits during this whole thing for each of Superman's girlfriends/spouses! It was super fun seeing you pop up on camera with a different costume and wig every time! Keep up the awesome work! :D
Yes, omg! I've been missing the Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane videos, they're my favorite! 😂
Let's be honest, I'm just here for the voices. 😂
sudden idea: my guess why Lois's hair is that light in the cover: the person inking it intended the statues to be made of solid material (like marble), but the colorist colored them normally (leading to hair highlight colors becoming main hair colors)
thooough, can't really tell if Lori's hair is inked dark or not, maybe it having denser inking is due to shape
In this story, Superman can’t stop catching L’s
Honestly I would love to have seen this spider man.
Gwen stacy, mary jane, blackcat.
3 looks in one video!! I love the dedication 💛
I'm going to predict before the end of this: Lois's ghost kills the other ones as revenge.
As stupid as this sounds, I'm not sure that would comply with the Comics Code.
@@andrewgwilliam4831 It's not stupid it makes perfect sense - no undead allowed, plus it would have to show ghost Lois being taken to prison at the end.
Thank you for the Shout-Out, Sasha! 🥰
Well, if it were through time travel, the most logical course of action would be saving Lois, that way all three of them would had gotten to live.
Thank you for another silver age video. 😊
Good God, Lois even looks sharp and turned out when she's DYING.. yep, amazing!!
OMG Sasha does it again! The wardrobe changes to match the wife of each part, the reading of the word bubbles in a gently mocking way, and the honest critique of these (now weird) stories. I'm sure I used to own this as a kid, and it never once occured to me how weird it was, kind of like the mind-control rays in Superman-Red/Superman-Blue. Way to go, Sasha! Thanks for yet another entertaining video!
12:45 I didn't think someone married to a telepath would have any last-minute deathbed confessions. He must have thought before about what would happen if one of them died.
Why does Superman have an earthquake machine
Wow, you recorded this video three different ways in three different clothes, and wigs again😳🤯👏🏻💯.
If he saved Lois, he would marry her, he would have the functional formula, so she would not die, and since he would never marry the other two, they would not be doomed.
I just want to say I love the effort of having different wigs and outfits for each wife. So fun!
He saves Lois, so stays married to her, thereby not endangering either Lana or Lori