Presidential Debate Reaction | The Tim Dillon Show
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If you saw your child being decapitated by sheet metal falling off a truck... call Morgan and Morgan.
Will you st*u?!
"He may have committed some war crimes, but he just wants to turn his life around by starting a small business. Sheath Underwear, ladies and gentlemen."
he needs his own gta
welp time to hop on gta5 and check out the new update
Tim Dillion on Saturdays is like watching cartoons in the am as a child stoked !
We’re spoiled
One sAtuRdaY MoRniNg 🎶🎵
My only joy, as an adult. Thank you CUMPIG.
Sooo accurate! The glee with which I ran to this episode once I saw Tim’s instagram post, should be studied 😂
hahaha best analogy, accurate
I don’t think any one understands the basic American experience more than Tim Dillon.
he's tapped into an area that is not well described and describes it well
probably because he identifies as a suburban female more than anything else lol lol jk
@@tryfryingmikejones his explainer a couple episodes ago about karens/jews and that sort of person's function in society was a pretty remarkable little insight.
Bill burr
we understand, he is just way more eloquent about it 😂
"Too confused to lie" would be a great campaign slogan...
Come on fats..let's do lies outside. You know.... here's the thing....
If that debate was the first time you realized Biden is in bad shape, you should probably reconsider where you get your news from.
A lot of people are doing just that today.
@@januarysson5633I doubt it. CNN could do a breaking news headline of 'We actively lie to you' and people would forget it the next day.
It wasn’t even so bad that the media couldn’t spin it. They could have said the debate was tied with a few gaffes in both sides and people would adopt that opinion. They clearly want Joe out
@@klausschwab9828 This feels different. Like the side that specializes in ignoring reality is hearing the sheriff knocking on the door with an eviction order.
Unfortunately I heard this line from someone..
"I'd still vote for a piece of bread than Donald Trump"
He's an avid CNN enthusiast.
I'm embarrassed that those two are the frontrunners. 🤦🏻
His middleclass suburban white women synopsis almost perfectly describes my mom and stepmom.
Good for you
Gods help us
We wish them well.
Cheers to them 🍷
They are the true backbone of American Democracy. 🎉
"If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape, it's more than 'ridiculous'- traffic is ridiculous....."
Best line of the night. Quote that shit.
20:40 is around where this gem starts
We're so used to Biden talking like that, that when he said it first during the debate, while listening to it live, I just went right along with it, like it was the normal way that normal politicians talk. Thanks, Tim, for shining your light on this insanity.
Biden knows.....about incest
Gavin Newsome is an empty suit carrying around an expensive haircut.
Jones calls him American Psycho. LMAO.
Also Xi Ping Pong's lapdog.
Is that an expensive haircut? I guess I’ll save my money
@@Bill87762Motor oil is expensive these days...
Nice. . 😂
‘It sounds like I’m doing an obituary here, but I am.’
😂
Genius
Tim used to be so much funnier.
Jill Biden started a “4 more years” chant after the debate. I’m now fully convinced they’re cheering for him to live 4 more years.
She's literally just his kids' former nanny he ended up fuggin after his worthless hoore wife died.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Con man vs. Old man. Vote Dr. Stein.
Of course they want him to live 4 more years, they’re all getting rich from laundering money in the Ukraine.
His missus is in on it and that's super sad.
“They were rude to me, because I am fat.” -TD 😂
His rant about the white woman who only cares about hosting parties is so spot on where I live, in Southern California. He nailed it so perfectly, it's hard to overstate.
It's so true they do not want drama and they are the only undecided voters really left in this country.
They say they’re undecided to avoid conflict, but if you look at the data, white women historically vote the same with their husbands or fathers
"Get this man to a porch" lmao
"Might be able to eek out a few more years, or maybe that's how he goes out!"😂😂😂
Good t shirt also
Honestly, I believe the DNC just want him to die in office so they get 6+ years in office.
If elder Joe dies in 2026, Cruella Deville will get 2 yrs in office then they’ll make sure she’s elected in ‘28 by sketchy means.
By then, it’ll be gg on the U.S.
🥇🥇🥇
Give Biden a porch and a glass of cold brew, and he'll tell you what he really thinks about the inner cities.
The only post debate analysis that we should all take seriously.
Totally agree 👍🏾 😂
I waited specifically for this.
The country depending on suburban wine moms is hilarious
And sad...
😂 It’s funny but technically incorrect I think. It’s men who voted Trump in the first time, bc more working class voters went republican. Women historically vote for whoever our husbands & fathers do. Data shows that it’s rare for women to vote differently than the men in their families
@@scarletsletter4466I guess it depends but suburban single moms probably vote daddy government since the use feelings instead of thoughts
As someone who grew up in OC it’s 100% accurate.
@@scarletsletter4466that was true a few years ago but a shit load of women are single, usually left leaning who care about abortion more than the cost of gas or immigrants killing and molesting people.
0:20 Two Covid lockdown presidents debating who caused inflation - “Elections are to give people the illusion of choice. You don’t really have choice in this country” - George Carlin
"Laugh about it, shout about it
when you've got to choose...
Any way you look at it, you loose"
What did trump lock down? Left it to the states. We were not locked down at all in my state of Idaho. Everything was fine until the mandates started, we resisted and turned out great.
Don't even need to see the debate. This is what I was looking for
I am squealing like a little piglet from excitement.
The debate was wild.
I love Tim but the debate was even funnier.
Tim is my trusted, unbiased source of news. Always.
Who won the debate ? John Candy or Tim Allen
The border patrol made sure to tweet immediately afterward, saying they never have and never will endorse joe biden. Lmao
I don’t get why bodies within the American government are endorsing anyone for president. Shouldn’t they be apolitical?
It was a live tweet. So sweet.
Yep... they say orange man is a liar but biden is so much worse
Biden essentially called them Klan members because of the picture of them on horseback trying to stop illegal crossings. 😂
As Biden says everything out of Trump's mouth is a lie.. 🥴 the projection and lies are so obvious. Brandon actually thinks we're as dumb as he is.
"He's at the end of all things and every morning is a surprise." 😂
"I don't use the term 'HERO' very often,
but Tim Dillon
is the greatest Hero
in American history."
Meghan markle has registered all her companies in Delaware
I thought this was a joke… 11 companies?!
@conorvatland4561 yep
@@fannythailed09 11?! To do what
@@Nome_e_Cognomemoney laundering ofc
@@Nome_e_Cognomemove dat monay til its clean as the driven snow
This might be the best episode of 2024
Ok, bot.... this is a notification that the show starts at 12pm. Thanks though for your artificial intelligence...very helpful.
“Might be”. He’s suggesting it might be the best one, because it hasn’t happened yet. Which I agree with, it might. Why does this upset you? Get some sleep.
People who say things like "bot" are so eager or desperate to prove that they know "the truth", they never stop to think how useless it is to respond to a bot. Like, what's the end-goal here? To let us know that you know? Because I can tell you right now that nobody gives a f*ck.
@@frankdrebinnliteral bot
@@frankdrebinn 🔥
30:32 - “She’s from Queens, the logo HAS to be on the bag!”😂
Heinous Heinous Disgusting had me in tears 😂
When he said "Slug" I was staring right at a slug next to my foot outside front porch smoking a bowl! Lol
Cool story bro
"The day got away from me"
Brilliant commentary.
The term “CNN fact checker” makes me physically angry
"Is it an AI?" Probably is huh? People really just let ai sneak right into our lives along with the Taylor swift porn
What is that like it checks the facts that CNN puts out? No that would cost too much computing resources
That would be the legal department, determining if they can be held civilly liable.
☣☢🤣🤣
Quite the oxymoron indeed😂
The retail assistant who served him in Tiffany watching this like 😳😳😳
*Tim Dillon is a national fucking treasure.*
first thought after debate “I can’t wait to hear Tim’s reaction “
Tim is gayer than trump
This women's channel is nice!!
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Same thought! Tim is the voice of a generation which is why we’re all fucked😂, cool channel @AnisQiz
Was refreshing my feed to get to the real source of unbiased information 😂 thanks Timmy D
This is one of the best episodes of the year Lmao.
“Pool and patio types only care about a few things- their pools and patios”
Lmao 🤣
To be fair, they also obsess over kitchen and bath remodels.
Wine drunk housewives that can't decide whether or not to get the cold cuts 😂
Very entertaining. Thanks Tim.
I made the mistake of trying to lift at the gym while listening to this. Messed up my sets bc i couldn't stop laughing lol
That line killed me. 😂
I COMPLETELY agree with Tim’s rant about customer service. And I’ve worked in customer service for my business for the last 15 years. So I get what it takes. I still GIVE my 100% to every customer, no matter if I’m in a bad mood or not. But to walk into places and be treated like I’m the asshole for trying to buy something from THEM… it’s insane man. It’s disgusting and it makes me not care if they lose their jobs anymore. I’m 31 years old, I’m not some boomer, but I’m also not some lazy ass kid who expects everything to cater to them.
Yep. I had a kid in his early 20s tell me I needed to do xy and z on the self checkout, I looked at him and said ‘I don’t work here, you do it.’ He was shocked.
Those of us raised with a work ethic of "you are At work To work - or go the *uck home !" eventually learned that corporate monopoly America and the government it owns just LOVES this ethic in it's low wage slaves.
Tim is the only logical choice for Trumps VP spot.
Shane Gillis for Secretary of Awesome
He would destroy Kamala Harris in a debate despite only casually keeping up with politics
"After his son's brain exploded in the burn pit" 😂😂😂
Savagery!
I thought his son Bo died in the Civil War leading a company of black soldiers in the Battle of the Wilderness?
Gavin Newsom is the American version of Justin Trudeau.
Same empty suit...same gelled up hair!
Retail workers are disgruntled because they dont get treated like humans by the customers.
I get that many people are above and beyond annoying but many people do this as a regular basis because they hate their job and their situation and then they don't do their job accordingly. And that's why people just go and buy online to avoid facing people that don't want to help.
Biden has better golf handicap than Tiger Woods. He is in great shape, you know nothing Tim.
The best politician who golfs since Kim Jong Il
A reason to live for a couple more hours
🤣🤣
Dont do it ho
Just a couple
You want a reason? Or you mean the video is the reason?
picturing nate2435 as a mythic beast rising once more from the eternal shadow to consume yet another spark of light before retreating into the abyssal gloom
Tim you are speaking to my soul as a woman who may go to the grocery today. I may not
"As a woman"... your gender doesn't make you special.
Yes the day got away from me 😅
the suburban mom thing is so real lol
"They have so many things to do.
'My sister called me, and the day just got away from me. It just got away from me.'" 😆
"They want another glass of wine"
The tears I just shed when you went down the wine drunk suburban swing vote tangent...who may go to the store to get cold cuts, but she might not.... The day got away from her 😂
The day got away from her when she opened the bottle. 🍷
@januarysson5633 so, around breakfast time?
"What the fuck is a CNN fact checker?" 😂🤣
Someone paid to spread malinformation
We can do better than these 2 Clowns. Con man vs. Old man. Vote Dr. Stein.
@@Art-bk6vvor perhaps, on occasion, correct other's malinformation...
oxymoron 😩
Skynet.
Tim’s “they just want another glass of wine” rant was one of my favorites. I was dying.
The only debate commentary I was looking forward to ❤
Tim officially getting ready for the Dillon 2028 campaign
I hope Tim doesn't over prepare like Joey did.
I actually had a hard time laughing at the debate because I genuinely thought he was gonna die right there.
You win!
@@matttate920 😌
It was kinda sad, even Trump seemed concerned at time for his fellow old man
@@FrenchCanadianGuy Kamala 2024?
@@collaborativedataaccounts3249nope. They keep her hidden. She doesn't make much more sense then Gpa Joe.
Working retail is hard as fuck imagine having to deal with people who are dumb as fuck every day!
Tim needs to come shopping in Europe: we almost say f you at the customers, and a couple of times I did
While also being dumb as fuck.. it's a nightmare
Tim always on point shout out from Newport Beach!!
Never thought I’d get roasted for maybe or maybe not going to the store today but here we are 😂
Well did you? Or did you not? I gots to know.
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I don’t think Tim understands how hard it is when your sister calls and the day gets away from you. It can be paralyzing.
😂😂😂😂
Same! 🥂 and I wouldn’t trade it for anything!
I’m starting to think that Jill Biden isn’t actually a doctor
She’s an abusive spouse.
She's not a Medical Doctor. She has a Doctorate in Education, that's why she told Joe he "Did such a good job and answered all the questions!"
😂😂😂
@@adamstone1991 🤓we get it
@AM2K2 do you
Seriously live to hear Tim!
This is a really good episode Tim
Best analysis of the housewife voter I've ever heard.
Tim Dillion is the lighthouse in this sea of chaos of the world
💯🥲
So much wisdom in these rants 😅🔥🤙🏻
Such a great reference to Clear and Present Danger, that movie is so badass !
Biden is like when my hair clipper has a low battery. Most of the time it’s sluggish, rips some hairs out, but every now and then it works ok
😂😂😂
Naw you’re clipper is definitely more useful than retared joe biden
I’ll take it
And it leaves pubes all over the bathroom floor
I got pubic razor and now I'm black Jewish
“That’s why you’ve got this guy that partially deceased” 🤣
Your ‘ dialogue ‘ was fantastic ! - loved it
This was a brilliant post debate show. Your the man Tim
The utter GLEE with which I clicked this episode resembled my 8 year old version of myself joyously scampering to watch Saturday morning cartoons 😂
Way to steal a comment 👌
@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉
@@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr 😉
LOL that girl telling the Malibu Whale story is absolute gold 😂😂
100%
Very Or-whalien
I was looking more forward to this than the debate itself
Has he finally reached the level of wealth where he casually says "house manager" as though any of us have one or know what that is?
I'm imagining tim taking over for steve kornaki at the msnbc election big board, khaki pants, shirt untucked, drawing circles on the map and screaming about wine drunk white soccer moms.
Please let this happen! The only way I want to watch election night.
Rosemary oil was not on my tim dillon bingo card today
To make her sister in law feel bad because she’s a public school teacher that beat cancer twice😂.
"Do I have gas, or am I having a heartache?" OMG! The times I've wondered. Lol.~:>
Darn Tim, that was a great show!
The happiest people you meet... Are the ones who don't go around hurting others
I literally let the day get away from me and will go grocery shopping tomorrow in order to watch this. Please protect Timmay.
best show i watched all week
One of the best eps ever. Thanks, Tim!
It’s not just retail workers… it’s any employee working at low pay. Waiters, gas station workers, bartenders, retail employees….its all of them
Almost like people who don't make enough money to survive aren't gonna be in a good mood at work
@@samanthahall1719 Yeah he's out of touch on that one.
@Michael_Hunt at least he's good to his employee. These corporations are losing money by creating an environment that can only attract desperate people who aren't gonna be good at their jobs at that pay point.
The suburban mom skit 😂😂
The shopping rant at 40:17 is priceless.
Satire king.
I always appreciate his social commentary 🏅
Not me being the wine drinker who believes in nothing and may or may not go get the cold cuts 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The day might get away from you!
That bit was unreal
The pool and patio types..😂
He's so right about the wine drinking white people.
I felt called out lol lol
Love the shuffling of the papers 😂
It’s a nod to Alex Jones, it’s his signature move.
I couldn’t wait any longer for this
Just found you after a Mark Dice video. Glad I did!!
There is no results for "Mark Dice Time Dillon" on youtube.
You suck at fake business
I like picturing Tim moderating the debate looking just. like. this. 🇺🇲😎🇺🇲
The sunglasses would be a must. Sam Tripoli as co-moderator.
This will be Tim's finest hour
Not so much
A lot of people's 🙄
You’re my hero. You say all things I wish I could and you say them with your chest. Thank you Tim Dillon!!!
To Quote Joey Diaz " He's got one foot in a grave and the other on a banana peel"
I see Tim looking at himself in the mirror playing it’s raining men and splashing water in his face to get amped up for this performance
He's not gay
@@jimboscooter432Tim is literally an open gay guy. You must be new here😂
I really appreciate the way tim goes about being gay.
@@VictoryXR Why am I the only person who realizes Tim sucks 🐓 just to troll everyone.
Its a troll that nobody called him out for Tims not gay that's why it's funny 😂
“If we have an epidemic of brother and sister rape it’s a lot more than ridiculous.” 😂
Min 4 :'32 love it when you bring it back to "Subprime Mortagaes" 😅😂
God damn I needed this! 😂
I thought I was the only one !!!!🤣
The pool and patio rant is so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We need more Tim!!!! I keep rewatching older episodes….. the level of humor is another dimension. Love it!
Same! The cool aunt is one of my favorite
I miss the Porch era
So ready to listen to this!!!
“If that’s an epidemic that’s more than ridiculous. Traffic is ridiculous” - TD 🤣🤣🤣
When I heard there was a debate, I'm like "Not gonna bother, just gonna let Timmy D give me the rundown"
He missed like ten key points from the debate. Most importantly, Trump’s moderate stance on abortion.
Yes, abortion is super important. Not war, or the well being of American citizens or immigrants or health care @@charliem5575
He's the only Information Czar I trust.
He needs one week to prepare for this.
He finished all the good drugs before the debate. Biden needs a new candyman.
@@januarysson5633I dunno. He barely blinked. That may be him fully torqued up.
@@henrylicious Then he may have reached total drug resistance. All downhill from there.
welcome back glad to be here
I do commercial renovations in Delaware. I couldn’t begin to tell you how many big name corporations purchase a tiny office in Wilmington just for the address. They make some small staff of three people “work” there and the company can save hundreds of thousands of a dollars a year .
Tim Dillon saying loudly the deepest parts of ppls psyche is always my favorite.
This is gonna be so fire can’t wait 🔥🔥💯
Oh jeez, i eas hoping tim did something on this xD
I am ready
Tim said that the Russian woman going on tour with him was poor cause she came in February and all, let me tell you as a Russian that no person that travels to America would ever be considered poor in Russia. Lol