Dude I wish I had a love story like Jotaro and his wife- "YOU. YES, YOU! YOU WILL BE MY WIFE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ANNOYING!" "Alright, seems cool with me." "Wait, what?"
The best part about the thumbnail is that non stand users can't see star platinum, but *Can* see the cat ears, so they would just see a pair of floating cat ears
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
If hierophant could do that I feel it would be one of the most useful stands in day to day life, assuming the transfer of information goes both ways you could plug hierophant into a Harvard professors head and learn everything they know.
Let me flex I am 15 years old and have completed jojo part 1 to 6 and read the part 7 manga the flex is I will live long enough to see part 7 animated you all would be dead by that time btw this is just a joke no offense the part will be animated in few years ❤
Star Platinum: I will go out of my way to help you, including bringing things you want. Jotaro: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
1:37 why the hell does Joseph have boobs
Good question, and ask me self why man looking for Joseph without knowing
Fake boobs?
Is water melon
Skipped season one didn't you ಠ_ಠ
@@sahuanitasahu7696the skin is showing, and in part 2 it didn't so how?
I Love how Jotaro now Treats Star platinum as his son now.
just realized at 2:20, when jotaro said "BACK OFF. THIS IS MY PLUSHIE." then there is a little wheezing lol
“How do you diet?”
Jotaro before he looses all his gains
3:42 : "That's a bottle-nosed dolphin."
"Ora."
The audience: "Gimme those eyes. *Gimme those big anime eyes.* "
i got an add with kakyoin telling jotaro 'happy birthday' and i got an add so he said happy birthaday i got you palworld.
0:48 I'm definitely referencing that in my comic
seeing old standcest fanart from back in the day purely in the wild was not something i expected
FR 😭😭
4:26 sad platinum
Dude I wish I had a love story like Jotaro and his wife-
"YOU. YES, YOU! YOU WILL BE MY WIFE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ANNOYING!"
"Alright, seems cool with me."
"Wait, what?"
Yesterday was apprently Jotaro's birthday,😁👌
No It wasn't there is no canon birthday
@@Joel_1.7 I am really confused apparently because alot of people celebrate it twice, I celebrate it twice 😅 too
@@hicheeeee5003 i mean it's really any date u want it to be so celebrate it when ever you want kid
@@Joel_1.7 Alright, cool. But how are you calling me a kid😅 , good guessing
@@hicheeeee5003 just a way of talk nvm forget bout it I call everyone kid older younger idgaf
I don’t think kakyoin and polnareff are learning 🇯🇵 they are losing brain cells
Rohan doxxing Josuke seems completely in character, as does him punching down Josuke's door 10 minutes after doing it.
Awww Yiss!!! It's back!!! I love these so much!!
4:19 Loving an Egyptian is now a jojo reference
5:44 the fact Rohan is complaining about personal stuff is funny to me
0:19 bro is literaly mewing
AFTER 3 YEARS I FINALLY FINISHED JOJO'S BIZZARE AVENTURE SERIES
Man, it was hard to keep up
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime with brutal deaths and sad moments. It's fanbase:
2:34 Rohan just doxxed himself
He probably picked a random house in morioh to wait in front of. (Probably okuyasu's ngl)
The best part about the thumbnail is that non stand users can't see star platinum, but *Can* see the cat ears, so they would just see a pair of floating cat ears
HELP LOL
bro i see stand so what stand i have
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
It is I josuke higashika
same bro same
MURDERER
🚑
@@M.L.C-323 what DID YOU EAT LUFFY?
dio was crazy for throwing a pie at jonathon's face then shouting HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1:41 okay Joseph what the fuck💀
2:10 ITS THE IKEA SHARK (i forgot the name)
Blajai?
@@grim4287 yeah lol
@@svp3rstzr it’s the best shark even though I’m more of a ikea alien guy
3:35 Long-Hair Kira doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.
Long-Hair Kira:
Correction: Long hair Keicho
Its keicho
1:13 "WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEE"😂😂
6:16 bruh it's so dam funny
"Read me a bed time story"
:( daddy issues
Kakuoin got the eathernet cable 0:36
3:44 is the moment that got me
I have a working Theory: if Panna cotta’s stand is based on anger so that mean Star Platinum is Jotaro’s emotions.
STAR NYATINUM
what
Star platinum za warudo
@@qeq_xqeq_x9615star platinum za nyado
@ARandomGuy555 star platinum but nya instead of pla
0:33 kakoyin💀💀💀
Yay, new video!
4:32 my favorite part ❤
Oh, and Happy Valentines day everyone!
Finally more comics!
4:40 It ate what!?
Justice, it ate justice
The life of a old woman
jolyne meme uploaded?
NICEEE ( insert that one joseph moment )
Hayato...
@@Yoshikage-Kira2 hayato.
@@Tropicalspider99 There is room for only ONE Shigechi killer in this comment section!
Bites za Dusto, Go!
dude finnaly found you after 14 years it hit me with nostalgia
3:17 relatable
I love how it says ‘konicha Jotaro’
7:10 just realized Star Platinum's eyes look like a colorless version of the Rinnegan from Naruto or something
who gave star platinum the pass? 1:06
Magician's Red? (Cuz his user is black)
Canon sp: *serious and anger issues*
Sp in fan comics: *silly and goofy*
4:33
If star eats a whole ash stand he sure can keep cookies
5:05 me when I wanna join a conversation, Everytime 🥲
the times that star forces jotaro to do smth is him forcing himself to do that thing for someone
If purple smoke's is Fugo's rage than Star platinum is Jotaro's emotions
Jotaro: I am possesed by an evil spirit, who KNOWS what damage it could cause!!!
Meanwhile Star Platinum:🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎
1:43 This had me laughing so hard .
Man...i will miss the old jotaro kujo who is been seriously strong,
And also stand proud stand users too!
0:17 its own devices literally LMAO
Holy crap finally you made a video
this is great
Finally More comic!!!!
If hierophant could do that I feel it would be one of the most useful stands in day to day life, assuming the transfer of information goes both ways you could plug hierophant into a Harvard professors head and learn everything they know.
7:39
Star platinum: Do it or i kill you
SP!!!
Star platium: Ora?
Tell me a story
Star platium:Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora
*shleeps*
Star platium: *kiss*
Yay new vid!!
6:25 SOMEONE TELL ME ALL THE INFO ABOUT THE WORKER ANTS AT THIS PARK PLS
5:41 ptsd atert
4:32 wait she can she stands?!?
"See"
Yeah because she is the why jotaro goes tô defeat Dio
She is dying because of he's stand
Did anybody see the affect with like button you can press 1:17
5:11 i knew all theses stuff ... is it normal ?
Yeah
Yo jolyne meme thanks for uploading more comic dubs
1:33 how can Joseph have a WATERMELON 😂 lol
Let me flex I am 15 years old and have completed jojo part 1 to 6 and read the part 7 manga the flex is I will live long enough to see part 7 animated you all would be dead by that time btw this is just a joke no offense the part will be animated in few years ❤
Star Platinum: I will go out of my way to help you, including bringing things you want.
Jotaro: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
He donated 2 million god damn
If... Brook wore those kitty ear headbands and Luffy saw it, what would he do?
I love this
I missed these T-T
Account in ascendancy 🗿
Bro whipped out the IP address
The thumbnail be relatable.
Star platinum does whatever the jotaro tells him to
Jotaro: evil spirit
And your next line is "im so epic" to you!
When tp eat...jotaro's tormach fell good:)
The sound affects😭😭😭
1:04
Star platinum went wild 💀
If I had a stand it would punch me because I hate myself
god frANKING DAMN IT SJDHHF
Star Platinum Requiem:
star platinum ate what!
1:06 caught me off guard
im nothing but a clumsy fool just like my mother
0:39 sharing braincells 💀
2:33 moments before disaster💀
"wait... OH... noo.... isn't that me...."
not gonna tag the time its very obvious
2 million dollars is crazy 🤯
Awsome
Give me big ANIME EYES
4:45 is that like cannibalism?
0:41 私はスキビディ・シグマ・ザ・ホーク・トゥア・キング・ザ・ランチリー・マスターです
Joskei stop, their only 5 years old
Star catinum
7:51 IS KAKYOIN BUTTONING HIS SHIRT. WHY IS HE BUTTONING HIS SHIRT. WHAT DID THEY DO.
Why is the clown (risotto) so mad? 😂
0:49 cute
1:37 if this is josepph, than that means?
Ora, Ora indeed