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@@miskoblox Apparently, that's because a layer of silver was used in the past, but nowadays most mirror just use aluminium. So...that might be why Straits don't have reflection in part 2 but DIO does in part 3 (the trash bag costume debut).
I know I'm "four" in but this will do i really like your sense "four" humor i guess ill ask you to "four"k it over sorry maybe ill be more "four"mal next time take this as a "four"m of appreciation
I mean giorno didn’t even kill him since he can’t die he just feels the pain so giorno never rlly killed him and even if it kills him up to a point which it won’t it would be other ways and not from giorno
Making my way down Italy 🔥🔥🔥 Driving shittly 😡😡 Bruno died so I'm angery 😭🤬 Kakakakakakakakakaka (x2) I just killed the boss Abandoned the team 😔 Like how my dad abandoned me e e 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Tenenenenenene This is muda 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TeneNEnenenene Muda MuuuDA 😔😔😔 Tenenenenenene Now i am filled with wryyyyy-gret 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔 I think i will... be going back *to my friends* To stop the selling of *crack* 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😔😔🔥🔥🔥🔥🤫🧏♂️ cuz I 😀 Giorno Giovanna,have a dream 😇 🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
You were a whimp in the first episode and next you couldn't shoot the Hag instead of the stand and then you nearly died because of a children's "100% Accurate" Book
@Your Local Meme Dealer he is the strongest kid in the world not stand wise but he moms have op stands his unclehas the strongest stand ever and that uncle runs the mob also speed wagon foundation
I know that this is a joke but since there are definitely people who don't think of it as a joke, let me explain: Gold Experience Requiem is purposely mysterious. We don't know everything about it. I mean, it tapped a falling pebble, which sent it at speeds able to pierce through Diavolo and King Crimson, then turn it into a scorpion AFTER it ceased contact. We know of it's ability to Return To Zero, and that it (fairly likely) is its main ability, but that doesn't account for the pebble thing. We see very little of this stand and not everything is explained, implying that while Return To Zero may be its main ability, it likely just has RIDICULOUS powers and/or other abilities. tl;dr: GER has multiple OP powers and is left purposely unexplained.
2:20 how have I never seen this joke before. It is literally history repeating itself. The Jostars love to adopt kids. The track record is 50/50 though.
2:47 me and my brother laughed so hard And when i came to get some water to drink my brother played this scene again and i couldnt drink even a drop i almost died xD
Mista: I hate vegetarian pizza. Also Mista: *explains how herbivores taste better because they eat vegetables* It wouldn't hurt to add some flavor to your flesh, Mista.
You can date any Jojo character, who would you date?
Me: HEHE STRING CHEESE TIME
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jolyne
Either doppio or Jolyne
Hehe kakyoin 👉👈
I know who you're not gonna date Jolyne
joseph ofc
DIO the type of guy who would probably stop time to use a mirror to see if his make-up is good instead of stopping time to actually kill the joestars
Vampires cant be seen in a mirror xD
I guess he would use water then
@@miskoblox don’t think that will work either
@@miskoblox Apparently, that's because a layer of silver was used in the past, but nowadays most mirror just use aluminium.
So...that might be why Straits don't have reflection in part 2 but DIO does in part 3 (the trash bag costume debut).
He’s doesn’t have a reflection lol
“YOUR BLEEDING SEASON, WE CANT F###?”
*goddamnit polnareff, i can’t breathe reading this*
Oof
Well he is a turtle now
I’ll do ya’ll a favor
0:54
Y'ALL I CANT-
It was so fucking funny
Still can’t believe that Holly is Josuke’s half sister
That’s a fact and you must accept it
Oneii chan Holly
Ull also not believe that Giorno is technically George 2's brother.
@@diyanshsaxena and he is jotaros great grand dad...
What
i’ve been feeling depressed for days and the one at 6:37 actually made me laugh, thanks man!
Kakyoin: *NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH*
Kakyoin after jotaro deflects it: 5:39
Johnathan being a gentleman with the women on periods 😂
Best father figure
@@sirweeby2227 Johnathan is the nicest jojo maybe that's why josuke remind's me of johnathan's personality💜❤💙
@@senseinative7296 yep :3
Well you can't just let them suffer in pain on their periods! Help them!
@@jonathanjoestar863 Gramps can you buy me pads please?
When Ceasar kissed that girl,Joseph immediately looked at Speedwagon
NOHOHOOOOO
20 dollars is 20 dollars
Speedwagon was like, "why are you looking at me?"
not quite, but close to immediately
I was like "Who do I kiss? SPEEDWAGON? No, there must be someone else"
Mista is In a *four* panel comic while breaking the *fourth* wall *for* god sake that was really smart
I know I'm "four" in but this will do
i really like your sense "four" humor
i guess ill ask you to "four"k it over
sorry maybe ill be more "four"mal next time
take this as a "four"m of appreciation
Oh god thats a genius comment
*fourth* comment geez
And your comment was commented 4 days ago
Wow 4 really hates Mista
4:06 it will never fail to make me laugh that it looks like Joseph is considering kissing Speedwagon
Aren't we all?
True
I wish
Speedwagon has the ability to make anyone fall in love with him, and I mean ANYONE even Joseph did.
Joseph: I won´t hold back, even if your a women
Also joseph: I don´t hit women : 5:27
Dammit I can’t find that damn song anywhere
@@bevin4345 george lopez intro (earrape) and you're welcome
Girl:))))
He said girl. He doesn't hit women
@@bevin4345 ceaser: *funny laughing face*
Joseph: What size yo 😺
Polnareff: we can’t fu💨
Yeah we watched the video
We watched the video
Watched the video
The video
Video
7:33 The whole section killed me for how accurate it is without being it.
. _. K
@@JustCalebDoingRandomThings Your username has traumatised me
That was a fever dream
9:34
Joseph: My name is Joseph Joestar!
Seconds later...
Jolyne: THATS REALLY GRANDPA JOSEPH?!?!
2:14 Trish, it's with great pleasure that I revoke you the honor of being italian
Vampires when they see hamon:
*Ahh that's hot. That's hot.*
Edit: I know this sh*t from old man Joseph rambling
Well at least your not trying to blow everything up Kira
Hey thats me
Good grief two Kira's
@@gamer254master5 hey I'm the Kira that beat the sh*t out of you and Koichi
Dafuq?
me after seeing the thumbnail: SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Saydbeady
SWEET ALABAMA
Don't worry, Jolyne is legal anyways.
@@bl1tz1t that depends on if your talking age wise or actual marriage laws
.....
Me*uses my stand to beat up diavolo*
Everybody else at the cosplay convention: 5:00
Lmao same T-T
Diavolo death #71758
@@inspectorjavert9868 no it’s #392174819371631
@@infitinet7705 oh god that’s a lot of numbers 0~0
@@sirweeby2227 what do you expect?
1:14 Wait technically diavolo is still dying so giorno has a kill count of infinite if you really think about it.
tbh its till considered as one(if its a joke srry)
Well its the same person tho.
Technically they said how many main villlans not how much times they killed em sooooo
i mean technically he didn't even kill one because diavolo never gets to reach the end which would be him dying
I mean giorno didn’t even kill him since he can’t die he just feels the pain so giorno never rlly killed him and even if it kills him up to a point which it won’t it would be other ways and not from giorno
Polnareff reacting to buying pads killed me, I will refer that from now on as bleeding season 💀
9:54 the "guess i did it again" really got me
**starts foaming in the mouth**
Just Joseph being Joseph
@@jolynekujo8490 wait sis a.. Are you ok..?
@@JustCalebDoingRandomThings ._.
@@JustCalebDoingRandomThings o_O;
jonathan is the type of person to write a really supportive, beautifully written paragraph to literally any message
7:33 damn so much emotions is put in this song
True
True
*yare yare deaz* 🖤⛓✨⭐
Jotaro?
@@monke2448 whao thing just got Bizarre 🖤⛓⭐✨
Polnareff's reaction is spot on and hilarious
"YOUR BLEEDING SEASON? YOU MEAN WE CAN'T FUCK????"
When JoJo was trying to give Erina a sip and the second time he said it made me laugh
7:33 is an absolute masterpiece at its finest.
To stop the selling of crack
Very nice
Yes
Yesh
Making my way down Italy 🔥🔥🔥
Driving shittly 😡😡
Bruno died so I'm angery 😭🤬
Kakakakakakakakakaka (x2)
I just killed the boss
Abandoned the team 😔
Like how my dad abandoned me e e 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tenenenenenene
This is muda 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
TeneNEnenenene
Muda MuuuDA 😔😔😔
Tenenenenenene
Now i am filled with wryyyyy-gret 😭😭😭😭😔😔😔
I think i will... be going back
*to my friends*
To stop the selling of
*crack* 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😔😔🔥🔥🔥🔥🤫🧏♂️
cuz I 😀
Giorno Giovanna,have a dream 😇
🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹
My daughter has a meme channel? I don't know whether to be disappointed or proud
Be proud...you grate father..
How is the heaven joestar?
You are me...
@@gaynoob6927 im Made in heaven
@@anitalian938 You killed me and my daughter...
0:56 Polnareff just killed me! XD
I fucking died
And that would fit his character to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same XD
@@arsnole3942 It's what makes it so terrifying lmao 😂
@@lunar_valley8077 true 🤣
1:41
Josuke: *I don’t think even Crazy Diamond can fix that*
2:15 this could’ve been solved if Giorno pointed out meat has four letters
"my dad went to buy milk...but never came back"
7:56
Do u know the name of that song i repeated it 90 times now
MAKING MY WAY DOWN ITALY
#relatable
@@therandomguy8783 a thousand miles
7:33 put this as it's own video it's so beautiful
You were a whimp in the first episode and next you couldn't shoot the Hag instead of the stand and then you nearly died because of a children's "100% Accurate" Book
@@MegaExCaliber Yep
@@MegaExCaliber to be fair his watch was off, so he shot the bullets too soon, so it's his own fault that he failed, not the book's
@@maskedredstonerproz Well still
Wryy - gret .
1:23 I'm sensing lesbian-vibes here
*B* *R* *U* *H* -moon
absolutely
@Your Local Meme Dealer F.F. is the family dog.
@Your Local Meme Dealer he is the strongest kid in the world not stand wise but he moms have op stands his unclehas the strongest stand ever and that uncle runs the mob also speed wagon foundation
@Your Local Meme Dealer F.F. is the aunt.
the video: 0:30
me: why is jonathan is the only good person in the joestar history
Because one he has a pure heart
Well Joseph bought them he just asked😭
*What do the stands do when they are not used?*
Giorno:You never reached the truth!
Golden Expirience Requiem: 9:03
Hermes and Jolyne as parents to Emporio is my new headcannon
"Now I'm filled with WRYYYYY-gret" 💀💀💀
For real 🤣
actually song name?????
people : *trying to understand ger abilities*
Araki Explaining ger abilities : no
Edit : ik ik im very cringe , but thx for the 350 likes
I know that this is a joke but since there are definitely people who don't think of it as a joke, let me explain:
Gold Experience Requiem is purposely mysterious. We don't know everything about it. I mean, it tapped a falling pebble, which sent it at speeds able to pierce through Diavolo and King Crimson, then turn it into a scorpion AFTER it ceased contact. We know of it's ability to Return To Zero, and that it (fairly likely) is its main ability, but that doesn't account for the pebble thing. We see very little of this stand and not everything is explained, implying that while Return To Zero may be its main ability, it likely just has RIDICULOUS powers and/or other abilities.
tl;dr: GER has multiple OP powers and is left purposely unexplained.
@@Interestking Congratulations you ruined the joke
@@Interestking the only thing we know about ger that it can shoot laser , returns back everything to zero and puts you in an infinite death loop
How arki explains it
Nyeso
Ger=D E A T H
0:38 honestly I’d say Jotoro was being nicer than usual I thought he would’ve said “SHUT THE HELL UP B****”
1:59
M e a t
4 letters
Good job mista...
7:33, the period one and the ''Emporio can't Mc'' are my favourites.
0:47 holy shit that killed me
Some JoJos: "Yes."
Other JoJos: "No."
Joseph: "HOW LARGE IS YOU!"
Asking the real questions here
"YOUR BLEEDING SEASON?!"
"WE CAN'T F#$&"
lmfao that is still funny
7:33 i thought he was gonna play giornos theme instead lol
Same
JJBA isn’t “Kinda” Gay, Its just Gay.
Also technically the Hero of the 4 Part of Jojo was an ambulance because it got to kill the villain
No it is just a main protagonist
Imagine the freaking first responders kill still you
JoJo Hella th-cam.com/video/hB8S6oKjiw8/w-d-xo.html
@@MomoTr502YearsAgo www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dj5a0jTc9S10&ved=2ahUKEwjf_rOz2N3tAhUQSq0KHVNkABIQjjgwAHoECAEQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1Y6CeX2R4c7TqXFjOZrb7e
@@Aaron-gc2oc i dont trust that link
2:20 how have I never seen this joke before. It is literally history repeating itself. The Jostars love to adopt kids. The track record is 50/50 though.
The earliest I've ever been
wha
Same
Same
Same
Same
9:57 Ew? but, look at him, he is wonderful
8:17 I love the “to stop the selling of crack”
00:09 pretty much Japan during WWII
7:38 im in tears the song is so motivating
1:22 Joseph: *amateurs*
Giorno who killed technically infinite amount of villain
9:10
THIS GOT ME MAUGHING SO HARD I CHOKED ON AIR
5:39 my reaction is same as caesars when he keep thinking about what joseph said lmao HAHAAHAHAHA
"A big misconception about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is It's kind of gay"
Yes Correction is it is not kind of it's totally gay
KIRAAAAA DID U GROIN KILLER QUEEN
@@Lxvits Perhaps
How are you still alive bruh
@@johnnyjoestar1207 hi
Not gay, just very very very manly
6:21 I cant breath anymore!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:20 cmon giorno you got to kill infinite villains, don’t complain.
He got to kill one villain a million times. It's not the same thing.
@@simplyz3964 and josuke got to kill 1 main villain
@@sakkeali1674 ambulance*
i forgot the *AMBULANCE*
0:44 BRO THIS HAD ME DYING
6:09 goddamn tht bass tho
1:18 Jolyne: you guys are defeating the villain
2:47 me and my brother laughed so hard
And when i came to get some water to drink my brother played this scene again and i couldnt drink even a drop i almost died xD
I wish I had a brother who understands memes xD
8:49 IS THIS QUEEN REFERENCE??!!!
No
Yes
@jibraan kurrembokus yes.
LIKE KILLER QUEEN AND BITE THE DUST.
Yes
Perhaps
6:19 WAS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE LOL
Im not gonna lie but rohan and joseph's response was just 🤣👌
These videos are the only things in this world that can make me laugh out lout
0:46 I was sitting right by my mom when he said that ;-;
LMAOOO
F
Tuff
If your a girl that would be much worse
Oh, um anyways
0:55 this hit me from left field and I didn't see it coming.
hello egg
DORIME
@@Lxvits father why did you abandon me
@@havoc.foul.legacy There is two of me now, also the reason I abandoned you because you are a disappointment.
@@jotarokujo9416 mom's dead you ass
1:22 Jonathan: you guys kill and survive to a main villain?!
7:02 if you invert the colours, Goirno looks like kakyoin
Im on my *PERIOD*
that's on *YOU*
These memes always brighten my day. Thank you.
Giornio saying pineapple is sh t rely made my day since I'm allergic to them
1:15 Giorno saying that he got to kill 1 main villain while the main villain is stuck in an infinite death loop
0:54 “ this sailor isn’t afraid to sail the Red Sea “ 💀
Damn, I laughed like every ten seconds.
5:19 - Now, I activate my spell card: Ojamuscle.
**Pillar Men theme intensifies**
3:22
He’s right, it’s super gay. Am I super gay? Are we super gay? Who knows, but Jojos. Jojos is super gay. Cool.
Caesar: *literally commits every crime*
Also Caesar: 5:41
The only crime he didn't commit was *murder*
1:16 while Joseph got to kill 3 main villans
Mista: I hate vegetarian pizza.
Also Mista: *explains how herbivores taste better because they eat vegetables*
It wouldn't hurt to add some flavor to your flesh, Mista.
7:33 my last drive to italy
Thumbnail meme: how is joseph wanna date with jolyne if joseph is her grandpa ?
Great grandpa
Young Jospeh doesn't know, only jiji knows that
The kittens made me so filled with cuteness that my heart committed bites the dust to keep the blood flow pumping
"Is it really grandpa Joseph? eEeWWW" really had me dying
2:30 kakyoin: so you have chosen death.
Joseph should never ride an airplane
Yet he has. Many times..
Crashing planes are one of joseph's passive ability
Hermit Purple Requiem would just have planes crash on the enemies.
@@thiccastley7050 you just see on the news, " A Boeing 747 Passenger Airliner has crashed in Egypt
@@MegaExCaliber For real? I feel bad for anyone hurt from that, but that's so stupidly close to Part 3's plot.
6:52
Jona looks like this one uncle who is european lol!
9:51 If jotaro wasn’t there i bet joseph would have already made a child
AYO!
1:54
Diovolo died so this gotta be canon right fucking now add this to the show!
YES ITS FINALLY HERE YES SHHDJDJDJ
Shut
8:37 star platinum thicc as polnareff xD
Star Platinum aka The Gyat Criminal
0:45 that is the best Joseph Joestar impression I ever heard🤣
0:46
2:04 how is Giorno vegetarian his favorite food is octopus which is meat omg
Lol, the ambulance car killed more main villains than Josuke's
coz Josuke is a "pure" boi, he'd turn you into a rock or a book before he kills you.
3:15 In all seriousness, Shiki was Effed-Up
9:28 dios skull when Jotaro punched it
My brain do this sound too
7:33 this deserves an Oscar
@Dylan Estrella The original song?
@Dylan Estrella Its called "A Thousand Miles"
The giorno singing one is so funny lmao
I'm glad to have humored you. Father-
"WE CANT A F#CK!?" Bro this hard..😂