Undercover Brother - Black Man's Kryptonite
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Watch out it's the black man's kryptonite....well maybe...idk. And GASP is it Mayonnaise 2?!?!? I own no rights to Undercover Brother. It belongs to NBC Universal. Theyy're the people who own it. i don't. They do. Not ME!!
Pretty sure Denise Richards is every man's kryptonite.
Asmodeus she's not that nice now.
Connor McCartney couple shots of tequila will make her decent -looking
@Scott Andrews I don't need liquid courage, I'll just think of Starship Troopers.
Not now. White women age like shit.
Asmodeus is that Carmen Ibáñez?
One of the most underrated movies ever,funny as hell
BLACK MANS TESTIMONY no lie funny as fuck
Agreed.
Hp flyer red laptop
It's a shame that "The Man" wasn't brought down. But that was the point of the movie. To keep fighting the good fight.
...'''right...you GOTTA JUST PICK UP A SIX PACK ALONG ...with those ...''HOT-WINGS-PEPPERONI-PIZZA-&-...'''ENJOY"""...
Dave chapelle as conspiracy brotha always kills me
The original posters and DVD covers didnt have chapelle on them........BUT after Chapelle show, they put him on all of them
I don't care what anybody says, THIS MOVIE WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!
...'''YOU...GO...'''GirL...i/m...with...you...
somebody said it wasnt funny?
True
I swear. 🤣💀
I loved “Blackness confirmed. You got soul.”
" Perhaps we're all SOLD OUT " ... Had me rollin the way TONJA looked at Anton and said that ... This movie is too damn funny ...Eddie was perfect in the role
I think it was a double entendre, she also meant "We're all souled out" as in the store doesn't sell white people clothes like that.
NBA players know this for a fact
White women who date NBA stars are living breathing lawsuits waiting for the right moment to sue the poor schmo for all he's got.
Christopher D Monceux sad as hell but true
It's not really sad when you think about it as both parties are using each other. The black NBA player is using the beautiful white woman for the best sex and the white woman is using him for his money. The black NBA player knows this deep down but he can't help himself. He therefore deserves all that he get's because he's materialistic.
True history shows it in the world tiger woods Kobe Bryan o.j Simpson
@Golden F. Lol tru
The sound of that mayonnaise always cracks me up 😂
It makes me nauseous, and i like mayo!
@@knowwe same 😂
😂😂😂
Bro I'm black and ain't no way I could reject that white girl
@@ericjones6280no fucking way at all
Whole time this is the prequel to Get Out lol
R3systems I just watched it last night and I thought of this movie
lmao omg! xD
True this way before get out was out there
Lol Get Out was awesome
Hahahaha
Tanja's acting in this scene is pure gold Pay attention to the subtle changes in her facial expressions . brilliant.
Probably hit home for her bruh. It's funny but it's real.
When she said, "would you like to be my friend," she almost got me. That's strong kryptonite. Luckily I have my own lead case at home.
lmfao!
When she said that, I thought "serial killer. Run."
Eddie was amazing on this movie. His talk and walk. His facial expression and everything lol. I cried with laughter like hell despite the scare of Corona virus !
The look on Tonja's face when she is called " Ton-JA." The eye blinking. Perfect!
I love how when it came across the loud speaker " attention, angry black man in khakis. " the security guard walked by all slow. Lol
This movie was woke before woke was a thing xD
Woke is cringe!
That sound the mayonnaise makes, really sounds gross!
FireKidSFFD I think it suppose to be mayonnaise mixed with something else nasty.
FireKidSFFD lol...i know right
Yeah no way I'd take a bottle of that shit.
...sounded Like ...that ...pussy ...When ...i stuck my ...Dick ...in ..it ...
I like a little mayo on bread but that amount was lethal
Her look back at then end...yea bitch i got yo man lol
She was also unbothered. Never sleep with the enemy or mix business with pleasure. The art of war most black men is gullible and the white woman takes advantage of that lol. And the black woman doesn't exactly want the white man. Sorry white she-devil. Since most black women are race loyal. And barely date outside.
When Denise fliped her real hair at the end....goosebumps and laughter ....i need to rewatch this flick...lol
When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get "Black Man's Kryptonite", but at this point (1:40) I said "oh no" and got it. I'm surprised this movie never got a sequel.
It did
Love the salesgirl's reaction when the woman says "Ton-JA".
...yeahhh...salesGiRL...i wanted ...HER...too...
The OG "Get Out"
“He had sex...WITH A WHITE GIRL!?!?”
“WAS IT EVERYTHING I DREAMED OF!?!”
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot she had pink nipples didn't she
Carpet matches the drapes?
LMFAOOO
Bra i wanna no too
Manu Ginobilis Bald Spot yes
All these years and this is still hillarious af lol
That fucking mayonnaise sandwich.
CinnaBear21 so much fucking mayo.
look like a tuna sandwich.
CinnaBear21 my roomate is white he was eating mayo sandwiches for the last several days. I kid you not. I thought it was just a joke. It's real.
i stood behind someone at subway and i told my sister he was going to choose only mayo, and he fucking did XD
Still hilarious. Eddie Griffin's finest two hours.
“Dammit woman would you just back off!” Lmfao
I think that look she gave at the end is one of the reasons why black women hate seeing a black man with a white woman. I don't always notice it as a black man myself but every once in a while there is a liitle bit of rubbing it in black women's faces. Black man do it and white women do it.
Black women don't hate we simply don't care. Why would we hate on two people with the highest divorce rates? And your marriages and relationships never last long. Ask Becky when is she going to march and protest for black men when you fall, the victim, to police shootings and brutality sweetie. And injustice she's nowhere to be found then is she, Anton Jackson? Don't catch a rape case Anton Jackson remember she has more sex scandals than a fucking basketball league good luck sweetie lol. She's with my leftovers and black men I give birth to If anything that makes the white woman look desperate. Especially when I don't want her white man maybe she should pick her face up.
Based then 😂
3:40 "Attention angry black man in khakis"
A beautiful woman is generally every mans kryptonite
Howard King but its a white women
why if he's gy.
...WHAT''s...this...''KRYTONiTE-...shit...its...''WHAT...BROUGHT...'''SUPERMAN-'''...down...so...its...a...Killer...A...Damn...poison...stop...saying...that...shit...''''
Denise Richards facial expressions are absolutely perfect.
Especially when she looks back at Tonja when she's walking away like "Hmmph, ibtch" was perfect!!
That last turn around and eyebrow lift omg who could resist that???
I just realized , why are they serving sandwiches at a fancy restaurants?
$24.99 plus tip
@@streetguru9350 Working at a four-star restaurant, I concur.
Where you been? They been doing that... it's the slickest way to exploit $25 dollars out of a suckered customer who could have just made their own sandwich
@@apollosungod2819 thanks for that information now I know
James beard onion sandwich
"Perhaps we're ALL. SOLD. OUT..." 😂😂😂
Don't catch a rape case Anton!!!!
Denise Richards is ANY MAN'S Kryptonite...unless he's GAY....
3:38 "Damn it, woman. Would you just back off?!"
LMFAO!!!
Denise Richards ... mmmmmmm mmm
"do you have any dickies"
undercover brother's face!!!! LMAO
one of da funniest parts
3:27 "I'm Under-COVER"....hahaha
Brilliant!!
And to this day them white girls is snagging them brothas
I'm sorry but "Kryptonite" For me is a Sista with big lips, big hips, soft eyes, and a pretty smile....Gets me every time.
Bob Jon your comment only garned 5 likes lool. Have you seen the top comments?
Great for you
Borrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnngg
What a well produced, directed and written movie. Excellent
I honestly had no idea what the joke was supposed to be until they met that cashier😂😂
Eddie Griffin is such an underrated comedian AND stand up!! His stand up Dysfunktional Family was hilarious and Duece Bigalow was funny as hell!
Dude looking like Stephen A Smith HAHAHAHAHHA
LiveLife 101 OMG I thought the exact same thing! Sounds nothing like him though. Lol
She is any man's kryptonite!
The look back is so cold, GOT EM!!!
"hello fellow person of color"
lmao XD
That stare down was cold blooded
lol the mayo sound effects
"Tanja" the way she said was funny as hell lmao
This is one of the most underrated comedies ever. Funny as shit.
I didn't like mayOnnaise no mo after this gross juice sound when he bit into that wet sammich.
BRICKS You weren't supposed to. Scene was meant to re-iterate how gross Mayo is to blacks
@@xXFeralArtsXx ok, now I get the reference when Sgt Foley calls Zach “may-o-anise”. Because he was a white guy who only ate that great concoction
Black man's kryptonite is books. Source: Chris Rock.
Bryan W Gary 😂😂👍👍. True
Bryan W Gary no according to Chris Rock books are kryptonite to a n-word get it right.
Bryan W Gary lies your probaky dumb but black men van do anything if they put there mind to it
Jon son what did I say
i though it was fried chicken
The fucking mayonnaise sound lol
3:38 DAMN IT, WOMAN! WOULD YOU JUST BACK OFF?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The sound effect for the stirring of the little mayo jar is so hilariously brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂 this scene gets me everytime.
its black man viagra 🤣 Eddie Griffin is a Genius
They both fine as hell 😍😍
...THAT...in...The SHOWER...scene...made...Me...Go WATCH...PORN...after...THAT...shit...
@@PedalToTheMetal61888 🤣
The Black Woman's face is saying "Nigga Plz!" in different ways in the entire scene lol
Lol and white man Kryptonite is Asian women
Adromedox that’s the most racist use of the term “soy boy” I’ve ever seen. Congratulations! 🎉🍾
@Adromedox lol. i used to jerk to anime. do you know how pathetic it is to arouse yourself and engage your reproductive system to climax for a cartoon. i mean watching other people copulate is pathetic enough but cartoons? Im proud such mental sickness is behind me.
I would say more Latin women.
@@friendly1870 If fapping to Rangiku is wrong, i don't want to be right. cosplayers too.
@Philip mcgrath Nah bro bro its the other waly around
Yes. They really love mayonnaise
No they fucking don't, just stop. Mayo is for everyone it's good.
What in the world happened to Denise Richards. Stunning women, couple big movies then dropped off the face of the earth
She fucked Charlie sheen got pregant and it was a done deal
@@Schwartzbruder1 Agreed. Once she got knocked up a few times, Hollywood was like "See ya. NEXT!"
She to busy taken care of her ex-husband Charlie Sheen's kids to be interested in Hollywierd at present.
...she''s...BAREFEET...and...pregnant...and...fat...Like...The ...GirL...from...cheers''...(everyBODY-Knows-Your-Name-)-...Bitch...Kristie...WhatsHERFace...!!??...
This movie is genius. Classic.
And them white girls be winkin like that cause they got them a black man....
@. To them we the prize…they value us way better than sistas..
@@unkameatgoodbar2315 Wrong. You're a novelty until a replacement comes along. They value you way less than any sista.
@@EmptyMan000what race are you?
Comedy Gold. This movie is underrated for sure
She's 6 sizes too small to be a black man's kryptonite.
The Spectacular Gonzo it's more of the brain twisting than anything else
bigkris entertainment wow!!! racist much aren't we??!"
Bullshit. Her ass is a bit too much like a pancake though
bigkris entertainment observational racism
its a joke... for a movie.... it has to have universal appeal. the fact is ANY white women from the trailer park is good enough for black men
This movie was gold
My weakness ❄️ 🐰
so that's how Kim got Kanye
This is literally my favorite movie
Denise Richards is Margot Robbie’s Mama😮😮😮😮😮👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
This movie was so funny 🤣
I don't know what this is. But it's God damn genius.
These days she'd be taking him to Gwyneth Paltrow's goop lab.
Denise Richards in her Prime… My God❤
Bye bye.......Tonja!!
3:29 "'I'm undercover and sometimes you, have to do things you wouldn't normally do no matter how difficult, how dangerous, how good it might have felt..."
This part kills me, the delivery by Eddie Griffin kills me
Darn, I was looking for the Michael Bolton version of Thong Song
Makes cute babies.
this is one of my all time favourite movies... funny as hell!!!
And them white girls are choosin heavy on a brotha ...TODAY.
This scene should have been called “The White Womans Kryptonite”.
True
Should have kept the karaoke scene! That was hella funny.
This shit is toooo accurate them bunny’s will really have yo ass goin if you don’t snap out it
3:14 FUNNY AS HELL !
damn she is fiiine she is black mans kryptonite
So black people universally hate mayonnaise?
Definitely my Kryptonite! ^ ^
I think that black girl is hot.
I was thinking the same, their both hot honestly.
No one cares
the big city can be so...big... LMFAO
Love this movie one of my favorites
As a kid I would retell this joke and the black girls would get very mad and feel insulted... Of course I was too young to understand why but now as an adult I understand what this joke implies about black women.
What does it imply ?
calling her "tan- ja" cracked me up
White women try to make there move with the brothas but I will never never. Becky get away and get off😂😂😂😂
joshua Johnson, 😏
This movie goes so hard
@WildBillWu well thats your opinon man, it's no racial slurs or negative feed or anything of the movie, it hasn't been controversial I know many people from both races who thinks it's funny and no body that i know thinks its not funny, and if u can write a better script about interracial humor with a theme like this. Call me when it's releasing in theaters
"I, I wanna be bad!" 😂😂😂
This is true on so many levels
Can't lie. When I first saw Starship Troopers I thought she was the prettiest white girl I ever seen.
what sucks..... they get you at night