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  • @Jake-qc3mj
    @Jake-qc3mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    When the Japanese kid roasts you so you roast him with your m2 flame thrower

    • @tank_brokowski210
      @tank_brokowski210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Underrated comment

    • @Pro-ut2rq
      @Pro-ut2rq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      just like the old days

    • @Jake-qc3mj
      @Jake-qc3mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Pro-ut2rq lmao always ready for round two with the weebs.

    • @threestrikesmarxman9095
      @threestrikesmarxman9095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the Little Boy?

    • @Jake-qc3mj
      @Jake-qc3mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@threestrikesmarxman9095 that's for the after party

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Live audio recording of the firebombing of Tokyo, 1945 (recovered 1996)

  • @rainineiszeaux
    @rainineiszeaux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    "USSR has left the game"

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One sec

    • @BigDictator5335
      @BigDictator5335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's where you're wrong kiddo

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joseph Stalin Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joseph Stalin
      Ignore me....
      Just watching you both fight in cold war...

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feliszoux we are still here

  • @chefsebastien4770
    @chefsebastien4770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    This makes me want to throw british tea into the Boston harbor

    • @snowinthesummertimed9269
      @snowinthesummertimed9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Chef Sébastien I started doing that as soon as I heard this lovely music

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This makes me want to throw the British into Boston harbor

    • @whattawhaddaya6561
      @whattawhaddaya6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This make me want to shoot 5 Yanks in Boston

    • @Belks1453
      @Belks1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOOKIN TRY ET AN OI'LL SHANK YO MATE

    • @YF-23_Enjoyer
      @YF-23_Enjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whattawhaddaya6561 wants me to go over to the isle and burn towns

  • @ungabunga7879
    @ungabunga7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When your country accidently admits you have oil

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    When you realise your parents '' I birthed you '' argument is basically taxation without representation

  • @deadsirens7719
    @deadsirens7719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    When you find oil

  • @taylor_h796
    @taylor_h796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    When you've accidentally typed 'color' instead of 'colour'.

  • @interstellus1943
    @interstellus1943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    0:09 || *When you call Fish and Chips "Fish and Fries"*

  • @wantaspritecranberry7940
    @wantaspritecranberry7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I just love how the captions are just
    *freedom intensifies*

    • @potato1627
      @potato1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      USS Missouri will be happy

  • @Idontuploadhereanymore
    @Idontuploadhereanymore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The last things the Soviets heard before the Soviet Union collapsed

    • @thefrance7961
      @thefrance7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ОФициально подтверждаю

    • @DR_TNT
      @DR_TNT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @kelvery1432well duh

  • @sheevster3115
    @sheevster3115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    When America carries the Allies.

    • @Da_King_o_yamom
      @Da_King_o_yamom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice try Palpy boi, we all know who really won the war...

    • @sheevster3115
      @sheevster3115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Attikissmybutt CEnA I meant in HOI 4 but ok.

    • @FriedCarp
      @FriedCarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait but doesn’t America carry its allys in every war

    • @Da_King_o_yamom
      @Da_King_o_yamom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrCarp historically, until after WW2, *no*

    • @humorme6132
      @humorme6132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Attikissmybutt CEnA I'd hold my breath if I were you, the World Wars is about to become a trilogy

  • @kaiserlink7644
    @kaiserlink7644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    It’s not a war crime, sir. It’s denying the enemy potential recruits.

    • @wyattsousae7076
      @wyattsousae7076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @yuritarted984
      @yuritarted984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remember kids It's not a war crime the first time

    • @TheUnitedNationsYouTubed-yy7kv
      @TheUnitedNationsYouTubed-yy7kv ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a warcrime if they have WMD's

    • @UncleSamFreedom
      @UncleSamFreedom 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It is not a war crime the first time and it is not a war crime when you are the only one capable of enforcing the rules 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽

  • @xavierpie8035
    @xavierpie8035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    *COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION INTENSIFIES*

  • @antonignacio3094
    @antonignacio3094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When an M8 Greyhound disables a Tiger

    • @MattMerica76
      @MattMerica76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That actually happened!

  • @paperseagull4297
    @paperseagull4297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    When you hear about a country that isn't a democracy.

    • @FoxyAlice93
      @FoxyAlice93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Electoral Collage has joined the game

    • @whdstudios2441
      @whdstudios2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aaron S. Sure when America's been a Democracy since Day 1 of it's Independence.

    • @MichaelMiller-uo9uj
      @MichaelMiller-uo9uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *cough cough* Constitutional Republic *cough cough*

    • @whdstudios2441
      @whdstudios2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MichaelMiller-uo9uj No, America is a Republic. Just because you see 'Constitutional Republic' on Wikipedia doesn't mean anything, It just means that it's a Republic within it's own Constitution. Republics is described to be a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated President rather than a Monarch. America was ALMOST a Monarchy considering the fact people actually wanted George Washington to be King and replace King George III, America's Former King. But insisted a presidential Republic since Washington had no inheritance and a Royal Family requires that for an order to succeed with trust (And not go down under like the Russian Imperial Romanov family.) Instead of America relying on a Constitutional Monarchy like it's mother country the United Kingdom, It relies on a Constitutional Republic with rather a President and a First Family with a Democratic-installed Government. And has been focusing on Democracy since the early times of the Modern American Presidency which would date all the way back to Abraham Lincoln as he is the First Real Life Republican President photographed and has a photo of first-ever Real Life photograph of Today's Modern White House.

    • @NachoTaco112
      @NachoTaco112 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whdstudios2441 republic*

  • @thegadsdenguru4368
    @thegadsdenguru4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    when Europe enacts Article 13 and you're an American.

  • @trafalgarfives
    @trafalgarfives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    There are no brakes on the freedom train.

    • @skyshark1397
      @skyshark1397 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i want to get off uncle sam’s wild ride.

    • @UncleSamFreedom
      @UncleSamFreedom 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well, Trump and maga are the brake and we just pulled it. Question is, will the brake work?

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    0:10 When the FBI agent who watches you through your computer is a strong American and catches you playing Doki Doki

    • @Mr_Random416
      @Mr_Random416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dark Soul Deity The nation guard be knocking down your door.

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dark Soul Deity He shows up at your house and throws your shit out the window, then he slams a nice American made desk and computer in front of you loaded with Battlefield games and L.A. Noire.

    • @redemptionfilms4750
      @redemptionfilms4750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The whole US military officers, DHS agents and FBI agents will kick your door and start shooting everything at your house if you watch Doki Doki.

    • @JamarfromAfar
      @JamarfromAfar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sayori deserved it

    • @kirb_erus
      @kirb_erus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JamarfromAfar I gently open the door...

  • @zenithdtur7305
    @zenithdtur7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    when your navy is world's second largest air force to your air force

  • @giosebastianscaglione1815
    @giosebastianscaglione1815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When you get 950 burgers from McDonalds and an immigrant judges you and you say “ I have my rights “

    • @arilead
      @arilead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “I’m a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.”

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Lt. Briggs: The army is ready sir.
    Gen. Finn: Send them out.
    Arther Watts: What is that noise?
    The US Army: 0:09 *FREEDOM INTENSIFIES 1776%*

  • @cousinanatoli1254
    @cousinanatoli1254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Looks like somebody's bout to get liberated"

  • @durdlelord658
    @durdlelord658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "The british knew. They knew they were defeated the moment they saw George Washington coming toward them riding the great white shark with arms and legs of freedom, whilst holding the ak-47 of liberty. They saw America's independence."

    • @snowinthesummertimed9269
      @snowinthesummertimed9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bone Juice underrated comment XD

    • @charleyhibschweiler4555
      @charleyhibschweiler4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was riding a bald eagle while holding AR-15s

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BifeWheater okay. you'd be fun at parties lol

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BifeWheater You'd be real fun at parties...

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BifeWheater its not an insult... but okay. why don't you sit down and think of a better way to defend such a fragile ego against some guy you don't know on a youtube comment section?

  • @krenesh2420
    @krenesh2420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    When you see anything resembling a hammer

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Adine The only Hammer I know it is the one that I use to pound the flagpole into the ground before putting the US Flag on it

  • @willwalters6928
    @willwalters6928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    tfw your ears get destroyed by freedom

  • @hansmartinsteinslandstense9296
    @hansmartinsteinslandstense9296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    *US_A joined the game*

  • @doch.8039
    @doch.8039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When your WT team is all m4 Shermans

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like all M1 Abrams.

    • @danii8168
      @danii8168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When all your teammates are playing m1s and merkavas against Turms-t T-72

  • @lorenzosgarza
    @lorenzosgarza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Democracy intensifies

  • @Patsharpie2004
    @Patsharpie2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    When you want to keep a domino from falling, play this.

  • @FriedCarp
    @FriedCarp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Patriotism to the MAX

  • @icantthinkofaname6794
    @icantthinkofaname6794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    i'm sorry i can't hear you over my freedom

  • @apex1s294
    @apex1s294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This song ended my zoom chat. Thank you for this level of democracy. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You mess with our oil; you get put in our soil!
    -Ace, my Fallout 3 Lone Wanderer, Anchorage, simulated 2077.

  • @brianverbanickjr.5551
    @brianverbanickjr.5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    when someone attacks a US ship
    0:09 *USA: WE COMMING NOW*

    • @LegendaryKazooMann1936
      @LegendaryKazooMann1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      O V E R T H E R E

    • @brianverbanickjr.5551
      @brianverbanickjr.5551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finally someone replied

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      General Chase Douglas: Sir! The White Fang attacked us at the Menagrie Naval Base!
      President Daniel Constantine: Get the Marines ready.

  • @JackClockerinos
    @JackClockerinos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    No particular reason why I'm here, I just really like my country

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:00 toilet
    0:10 oil

    • @zacharylegaspi7594
      @zacharylegaspi7594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      US S *OIL*

    • @Lecocke
      @Lecocke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not expected this predicted coronavirus

  • @guywithbomb4216
    @guywithbomb4216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    FBI: I smell oil cia
    CIA: Marines go get the oil
    US marines: war noises intensify

  • @seymourbutz8715
    @seymourbutz8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    *Japan bombs Pearl Harbor*
    USA: That's does it! I'm laying the smackdown.

    • @YoriichiHeeheeRunFoyolife3334
      @YoriichiHeeheeRunFoyolife3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOT ONCE BUT TWICE.

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Watch out (x3), and USA hits Japan with the "Little Boy" and "Fat Man" punches!"

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "you and what army ?"
    0:09 THE U.S ARMY

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Salem: You and what army, Chase!?
      General Chase Douglas: The US Army!
      0:09
      Cinder Fall: You shouldn't have said that to a FLIPING US ARMY GENERAL!!!

  • @roberth.goddardthefatherof6376
    @roberth.goddardthefatherof6376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this must have been what the Japanese heard on August 6th

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *When your coastguard is the 7th largest navy on earth*

  • @romanas243
    @romanas243 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The last thing Yugoslavia heard in March 1999:

  • @acewarrior1790
    @acewarrior1790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Which communist disliked this

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AceWarrior not me blyat

    • @redemptionfilms4750
      @redemptionfilms4750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stalin and Vladdy are mad at this video

    • @spade3779
      @spade3779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eh, they probably starved to death by now anyway.

    • @friendlywobbly9903
      @friendlywobbly9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im Anarchist and I fucking love this

    • @whattawhaddaya6561
      @whattawhaddaya6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dislike it you wanna know why?,it’s because we Brits want to be under the guise of our Queen Elizabeth,God save the Queen.

  • @crowgob
    @crowgob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:41 when the BD says "the dogfight could be a little louder, tubas"

  • @wootawoota65
    @wootawoota65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Truman: Washington
    Hirohito: I don't get it
    Truman: Exactly

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Japanese General: Sir, should we inavde the US?
      Hirohito: No.
      General: Why?
      Hiro: Because of their marines!

  • @Mitchy-qw8no
    @Mitchy-qw8no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ah yes my favorite song from enclave radio

    • @gen12fish5
      @gen12fish5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is I your president Jhon Henry Eden

    • @devinhcab8304
      @devinhcab8304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gen12fish5 On America, One Enclave. Now and forever!

    • @enclavesoldier770
      @enclavesoldier770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @enclavesoldier770
      @enclavesoldier770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE

    • @the7356
      @the7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE!

  • @isaacrosales4152
    @isaacrosales4152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Appropriate for the 4th of july

    • @kodylangham
      @kodylangham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isaac Rosales Yes it is. HAPPY 4TH btw!!!! MERICA!!!! MAGA!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @acewarrior1790
      @acewarrior1790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just put this on full blast speakers

    • @isaacrosales4152
      @isaacrosales4152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AceWarrior yeah jusy blast it at a firework show scream "MURICA FUCk YEAH"

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Family owns part of a small island with a cabin on it, we launch fireworks for everyone around the lake to see, I wonder if we had huge speakers, it might just be possible they hear this from the shoreline.

  • @aarondixon1997
    @aarondixon1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the last sounds the south heard *WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA*

  • @johnsikora3126
    @johnsikora3126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Star and Stripes Forever but better

    • @theamerican3970
      @theamerican3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theamerican3970 eyyy yooooooo

  • @acewarrior1790
    @acewarrior1790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    did somebody say freedom

  • @mistahwhoop7938
    @mistahwhoop7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pearl harbor: gets bombed
    Japan: That'll teach em
    America: 0:09

    • @gen12fish5
      @gen12fish5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      America: DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE?

  • @epichaley1173
    @epichaley1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when you spot oil

  • @wallaht3ebt
    @wallaht3ebt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:12 *"OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL"*

  • @Jomamajoey
    @Jomamajoey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    God bless John Phillips Sousa.

  • @greypossum5982
    @greypossum5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Private CBT:sir the germans have better tanks then us
    General BDSM: ok just throw 50 of our tanks at 1 of theres
    Private CBT: SIR?
    General BDSM (*hits blunt): do it

  • @kylelapointe2289
    @kylelapointe2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Greenland's new favorite song.

  • @andycheng9066
    @andycheng9066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you watch the sunrise in Hiroshima only to realize that it’s not the sun

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Antagonist: You and what army?
    0:09 THE US ARMY!!

  • @PhantomEnderium
    @PhantomEnderium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ah yes, i do enjoy listening to this on the loudspeaker every morning for school

    • @johnparkes2452
      @johnparkes2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My school lets you buy a playlist of songs to be played on the loudspeaker between periods I know what I’m doing

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    When the German empire wants all the smoke

  • @transformersguy2002
    @transformersguy2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When you get hit by a firework on the fourth of july 0:10

  • @enclaveremnant4174
    @enclaveremnant4174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    *ENCLAVE INTENSIFIES*

  • @snache1330
    @snache1330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    listened to this at full volume with headphones on, can confirm I can’t remember what a “kelometer” is

  • @a.p.e.x3195
    @a.p.e.x3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the US finds literally one single molecule of oil

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When the Germans get an airship on Ballroom Blitz and the other team destroys it in 30 seconds.

  • @G_is_here-d4n
    @G_is_here-d4n 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The last thing Hiroshima heard before the atomic bomb was dropped

  • @theandromeda1
    @theandromeda1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    when you destroyed ISIL
    also G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A

  • @theblackholegamer3217
    @theblackholegamer3217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Germany telegrams Mexico and you hear about it.

  • @TheDoof0412
    @TheDoof0412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Guide of how to beat ussr
    Complete version
    When someone says "our"

  • @tfshmoo5255
    @tfshmoo5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you beat the japanese kid on a finals exam test by one point

  • @mrsnuffles6858
    @mrsnuffles6858 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the moment i turned subtitles om 0:09 it shows freedom intensifies on my screen

    • @Fish-456
      @Fish-456 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your not alone

  • @confusedperson5409
    @confusedperson5409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Trump:literally says anything controversial he ca
    The band without hesitation: 0:09

  • @Alhy-ls3dv
    @Alhy-ls3dv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Funny how this song ended up as a marching song for my school all the way in Malaysia
    Couldn't resist the subtle freedom spreading huh

    • @tandemdwarf745
      @tandemdwarf745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen your guys' flag?

    • @Alhy-ls3dv
      @Alhy-ls3dv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tandemdwarf745 oh yes, I thought about it before, but no it's a "combination" of previous flags we had under colonial rule. We just couldn't come up with a good one so we had to go to you .

  • @jatinore4626
    @jatinore4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when USA finds out that Germany sent a telegram to Mexico about fighting USA

  • @flannelflax8078
    @flannelflax8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you drop your m1917 enfield in a hunting forest at Argonne

  • @NuggetInc
    @NuggetInc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    POV: You found the weapons of mass destruction

  • @thundermoose6745
    @thundermoose6745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last thing German soldiers heard in the trenches when the American madlads stormed them with their new age double barreled guns

  • @JamarfromAfar
    @JamarfromAfar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Japan 0:00 : *pearl harbor* gib oil and peace
    America 0:09

  • @Rudnaz_127
    @Rudnaz_127 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yo guys, I found some oil-

  • @Zaner1008
    @Zaner1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When death is a preferable alternative to communism.

  • @darkdimensionvader9458
    @darkdimensionvader9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *ears left the game*

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo What? I thought you were dead

    • @darkdimensionvader9458
      @darkdimensionvader9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@usa5893 im in the moon

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkdimensionvader9458 you tried to conquer the moon first but tell me, who’s flag is that?

    • @darkdimensionvader9458
      @darkdimensionvader9458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@usa5893 The. German. Reich. flag

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darkdimensionvader9458 oh wait. Hol up, thats not WAIT

  • @papyrusspaghetti9376
    @papyrusspaghetti9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you deep fry anything:

  • @leonardozuritamusic
    @leonardozuritamusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ben ladin disliked this

  • @theroaria8065
    @theroaria8065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Country: we found oil
    America: 0:09 , I heard that someone needs freedom

  • @gaylen2037
    @gaylen2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hear that, sounds like...liberation.

  • @BarryWilliams5thRegimentOfFoot
    @BarryWilliams5thRegimentOfFoot 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE

  • @heinzguderian2191
    @heinzguderian2191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    President Obama:Hillary will be our next president
    Donald Trump:

  • @ghostintheroom
    @ghostintheroom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when you are about to cap an enemy point in war thunder and an m2a4 jumps a cliff and fucking smashes you causing you to explode

  • @alexhobbs2209
    @alexhobbs2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah yes, the anthem of fallout 3.

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When McArthur dosent give up his emergency powers and declares war on the internationale, Reichpakt, and Entante

  • @diegosantacruz6336
    @diegosantacruz6336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:09 When trump wins in 2020

  • @jaggoes
    @jaggoes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dresden residents: I'm glad all that excessive bombing is over
    USA:

  • @beniac_maniac4359
    @beniac_maniac4359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:10 OIL!!!!!

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When you spot a commie.

  • @BizsDustbin
    @BizsDustbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When some Middle Eastern kid says they have oil in their backyard

  • @gabyoseg
    @gabyoseg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
    We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

    • @arilead
      @arilead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Founding Fathers Moment!

  • @L-Archange
    @L-Archange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me and the boys getting drafted and forced to join the choir:

  • @skagglesthesquirrel
    @skagglesthesquirrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AMERICA 🔫😎👌