Two notes. The guy who broke the glass was our former prime minister, and currently the General Secretary of NATO. And second... It seems like they have a lot of problems. But I believe this is a 10 year compilation (or something like that) so it isn't that bad.
@13:30 A person fishing got more on the hook than he had expected. "Whatever you do, do not pull the line" said the nudist. So basically he was fishing near at nudist beach and somehow hooked someone else.
@@88Wern3r Then why do you say it? Do I live in the same country as you? I see some teens mockingly writing comments about buying Sweden, but apart from that I feel like most people don't take themselves seriously or brag, it's actually frowned upon to do so. You can brag sure, but no one will like you if you do.
16:12 She is talked about finally not having to pay duty(Toll) on PANTIES (Truser) 16:51 he couldn't pronounce her last name so asked her to pronounce it. and he just "thank you"
Reacting with anger when someone makes an innocent mistake is considered rude in Norway. Laughing about it the right way to go. Being Norwegian myself, I could understand everything, but the video really should have come with English or optional language subtitles.
1:29 AHAHAHAHAHA, that's Jan Ove Ekeberg, a very good friend of mine, and my father's (rest in peace) best friend. He has retired from TV long ago though, and is now one of Norway's biggest authors, doing historically accurate viking stories. Strangely I had not seen this clip, so I'll be be forwarding it to him to add to his embarrassment.
It was actually on my birthday she sung the weather. My favourite was her being just a head showing after someone complained about her covering the map with her body, and the time she was an astronaut, it was fun. 😂
2:00 I think he mouthed "kom igjen" which translates to "come on" I think he wanted someone behind the camera to hand him some documents he was supposed to read on camera.
The boat was most likely not trying to ruin the live broadcasting 😅 The horn is used to communicate certain things, like a certain time before they leave the harbour for example. Not that I know a lot. But I live by the ocean and in the summer time its common to hear them. Also the picture of the man holding the fishing pole a bit low, they were talking about a man that caught a pp on the nudist beach😂
1 Signal by Horn, Light etc. = I,m going Starbord / Holding (My) Starbord side of you. 2 signals = I.m going Port... 3 signals = I use my engine in reverse. 5 Signals = Alarm (Read: WAKE THE FUCK UPP) ! ... World wide
Agreed 😂 and his norwegian isen't all that bad really, some words he says are fluant norwegian, is he keeps learning norwegian he may become fluant in norwegian, at least understand norwegian 😊
----- - I felt bad for the nudist... That could have ended really badly. Did something similar to my sister when we were growing up. I released the lure too early and instead of going forward like I thought it would; it ended up going backwards. When I thrust the pole forward, I suddenly heard a very loud scream. The lure had attached itself to my sister's ponytail... I too was lucky, as it could've ended way worse. -----
08:00 After the segment they are saying "Over to Sweden were people with machine guns have been arrested." That is probably why they are trying to not laugh as much, but failing.
10:00 Norway is not a big nations so often one reporter sent... Is actually ONE reporter. :) The camera was just starting to fall over and hes live and hes talking about the geopolitical conflict in Syria.
lol no the camra was almost falling to the ground so he had to grab it so it seems like he faints xD a fisherman got a nudist on the fishing hook it was funny xD and dont pull in the reel yells the nudist before the fisherman was apon to do it..... and after that they talks about the panties to that girl and her BH xD and the one guy says she had a dirty undie and they laughed on live news it was funny as fck made me laugh
16:25 Have to half-guess the context here. Seems to be about a change in import tax rules, and they are talking about import of foreign panties/underwear as an example for some reason. That sure is.. one of the effected import items.
So the fishing rod pictre they said "someone got way more than they where hoping for when they where out fishing, they got a nude swimmer on the hook.. the swimmer said do not pull the rod!"
17.42 She announces: "Two of them have been taken to hospital with serious injuries"...then she starts laughing. That didn't turn out well. But what can you do?
5:39 Then we're going to someone who's weak for salmon, the trønders got- we're not going to do that, in a moment we're going to, in a moment it's going to be about salmon. First we're going to talk a little about the royals. Så skal vi til noen som er svake for laks, trønderne fikk- det skal vi ikke, vi skal straks, straks skal det handle om laks. Først skal vi snakke litt om de kongelige. *the trønders/trønderne- people from tromsø in norway
You need to see the Swedish game show hostess that pukes, live, but just keeps casually going on. (Pregnancy issue) I have never seen that level of professionalism.
She says something "Orthodoxi", so I assume she was trying to preach about orthodox church? I do see these around Oslo, but they are never all that up in my face and usually respectful enough to leave me alone if I decline speaking to them.
The funny thing here is how you misunderstand what is happening in the video clips. Det morsomme her er hvordan du misforstår hva som skjer i video snuttene.
Two notes. The guy who broke the glass was our former prime minister, and currently the General Secretary of NATO.
And second... It seems like they have a lot of problems. But I believe this is a 10 year compilation (or something like that) so it isn't that bad.
@13:30 A person fishing got more on the hook than he had expected. "Whatever you do, do not pull the line" said the nudist.
So basically he was fishing near at nudist beach and somehow hooked someone else.
Something you will be able to appreciate about Norwegians in general (and from these clips) is that we do not take ourselves too seriously.
But we love to brag about ourselves...
@@88Wern3r Maybe you do?
@Don_Coyote Really? Enlighten me
@@peacefulminimalist2028 Nope not at all
@@88Wern3r Then why do you say it? Do I live in the same country as you? I see some teens mockingly writing comments about buying Sweden, but apart from that I feel like most people don't take themselves seriously or brag, it's actually frowned upon to do so. You can brag sure, but no one will like you if you do.
Unlike US, live news are live in most of the World, not prerecorded and rehersed.
When US media actually goes live it’s hilarious!
The one where it looked like the reporter was falling forward was actually the camera falling and him trying to stop it.
16:12 She is talked about finally not having to pay duty(Toll) on PANTIES (Truser)
16:51 he couldn't pronounce her last name so asked her to pronounce it. and he just "thank you"
16:52 He coulden’t pronounce her name so he asked her to say it herself😂
The tripod fell over, and he had to grab it....
He pronounced the name, Ellen Degeneres as if her name was Norwegian. And it sounded really awkward from a Norwegian point of view.
Reacting with anger when someone makes an innocent mistake is considered rude in Norway. Laughing about it the right way to go.
Being Norwegian myself, I could understand everything, but the video really should have come with English or optional language subtitles.
1:29 AHAHAHAHAHA, that's Jan Ove Ekeberg, a very good friend of mine, and my father's (rest in peace) best friend. He has retired from TV long ago though, and is now one of Norway's biggest authors, doing historically accurate viking stories. Strangely I had not seen this clip, so I'll be be forwarding it to him to add to his embarrassment.
I was waiting for Eli Kari to sing the weather 🌞🌧🌤❄
It was actually on my birthday she sung the weather. My favourite was her being just a head showing after someone complained about her covering the map with her body, and the time she was an astronaut, it was fun. 😂
That wasn't a mistake though
I know.....but somehow i was still waiting for it 🌞
13:58 the reason they're laughing is that the fisherman caught someone else's peni$ on the hook
2:00 I think he mouthed "kom igjen" which translates to "come on"
I think he wanted someone behind the camera to hand him some documents he was supposed to read on camera.
1:36 he mouthed "come on!" (kom igjen), i guess he wanted the camera to switch or something 😅😂
5:48
She jumped ahead in the script, started reading the next news segment, one about salmon. The correct news segment was about the royal family.
The boat was most likely not trying to ruin the live broadcasting 😅
The horn is used to communicate certain things, like a certain time before they leave the harbour for example. Not that I know a lot. But I live by the ocean and in the summer time its common to hear them.
Also the picture of the man holding the fishing pole a bit low, they were talking about a man that caught a pp on the nudist beach😂
1 Signal by Horn, Light etc.
= I,m going Starbord / Holding (My) Starbord side of you.
2 signals = I.m going Port...
3 signals = I use my engine in reverse.
5 Signals = Alarm
(Read: WAKE THE FUCK UPP) !
...
World wide
That guy who are yawning says "This is not gonne happen Morten" 😄
10:14 i think it was a problem with the camera
Yea it was about to fall and he just caught it...
@@Danny_R_ It looked weird
I enjoyed this as well 😂 Tyler, you’re really perspective, you understood most of the funny aspects, although you don’t understand the language 😊
Agreed 😂 and his norwegian isen't all that bad really, some words he says are fluant norwegian, is he keeps learning norwegian he may become fluant in norwegian, at least understand norwegian 😊
13:56 On todays news, read about "A Fisherman caught a nudist swimmer on the hook."
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- I felt bad for the nudist...
That could have ended really badly.
Did something similar to my sister when we were growing up.
I released the lure too early and instead of going forward like I thought it would; it ended up going backwards.
When I thrust the pole forward, I suddenly heard a very loud scream.
The lure had attached itself to my sister's ponytail...
I too was lucky, as it could've ended way worse.
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17:00
The news anchor would not even dare to attempt to pronounce the reporter's name, so he asked her to announce her name herself.
looks like the sort of camerawork you'd get by deliberately fucking around in that tv-station cameraman-game. :P
6:28 she ask if she have learned norwegian? Yes yes...and then grab the mic😂
10:00 camera was falling. Reporter just save the camera😂
1:20 the camera fell over, nothing wrong with the guy, lol
10:30 he fainted and then said "oops sorry, we're having some technical difficulties with the camera"
13:38 the head title reads: Fisher got nude bather on the hook
11:55 he forgot what the name of the guest was, and then they shook hands so the guest could introduce himself ... and he repeated it wrong
1:36
I think he just went over the script/itinerary for the session.
08:00 After the segment they are saying "Over to Sweden were people with machine guns have been arrested." That is probably why they are trying to not laugh as much, but failing.
10:00 Norway is not a big nations so often one reporter sent... Is actually ONE reporter. :) The camera was just starting to fall over and hes live and hes talking about the geopolitical conflict in Syria.
10:15 one man show, camera tripod falling over!
lol no the camra was almost falling to the ground so he had to grab it so it seems like he faints xD a fisherman got a nudist on the fishing hook it was funny xD and dont pull in the reel yells the nudist before the fisherman was apon to do it..... and after that they talks about the panties to that girl and her BH xD and the one guy says she had a dirty undie and they laughed on live news it was funny as fck made me laugh
It is Halloween and its snowing rn in Norway
10:30
Looks to me like he fainted, but he explained it as a camera issue.
16:25
Have to half-guess the context here.
Seems to be about a change in import tax rules, and they are talking about import of foreign panties/underwear as an example for some reason. That sure is.. one of the effected import items.
That clip of Jens knocking a glass over has to be a meme when someone makes a NATO video
13:45 A fisher caught a nudist instead of fish.
So the fishing rod pictre they said "someone got way more than they where hoping for when they where out fishing, they got a nude swimmer on the hook.. the swimmer said do not pull the rod!"
17.42 She announces: "Two of them have been taken to hospital with serious injuries"...then she starts laughing. That didn't turn out well. But what can you do?
Politicians only lose their train of thought recently? 😆
13:20 nah, that isn't bad weather, that is Norway.
There is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes.
13:32 the fishing report was about a fisherman accidentally hooking a nude swimmer lol
He saved the camera 😂
5:39 Then we're going to someone who's weak for salmon, the trønders got- we're not going to do that, in a moment we're going to, in a moment it's going to be about salmon. First we're going to talk a little about the royals.
Så skal vi til noen som er svake for laks, trønderne fikk- det skal vi ikke, vi skal straks, straks skal det handle om laks. Først skal vi snakke litt om de kongelige.
*the trønders/trønderne- people from tromsø in norway
Trøndere pleier å være fra Trøndelag, ikke Tromsø. The Trønders is from Trøndelag, not Tromsø
You need to see the Swedish game show hostess that pukes, live, but just keeps casually going on. (Pregnancy issue) I have never seen that level of professionalism.
5:50 she accidentally began talking about the next topic rather than the topic they were on.
You should really turn on the captions.
he didn't faint. it was the camera that almost fell xD
I am from Norway
Oh dear, there's a *lot* that you missed out on here, I'll need to go through this wt some point and translate things...
10:24 the camera fell over
the one wehre it was like a hand shake,he said his name hen the other said his so jon is not how u greet ppl😁
For a lot of these it's more about the thing they are talking about is silly rather than them saying something wrong.
16:02 Havsvsvsvchløringnga ff oslofisken
The one in the end where she was talking about customs or something and suggested ordering panties and underwear. I mean why not.
2:45 : "I don't know what she's saying." Neither do we, it's not Norwegian. My guess Greek as it was in Athens.
She says something "Orthodoxi", so I assume she was trying to preach about orthodox church? I do see these around Oslo, but they are never all that up in my face and usually respectful enough to leave me alone if I decline speaking to them.
I come from Norwegian yes mens ja and no mens nei and ice cream mens is
😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤
Very, very old this....
try to say mi name 🤣🤣 im the only person vhith it 🤣
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The funny thing here is how you misunderstand what is happening in the video clips.
Det morsomme her er hvordan du misforstår hva som skjer i video snuttene.