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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ม.ค. 2017
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    Captain Disillusion reports on the latest developments of the fabled Cicret Bracelet, the development of which he continues to very generously sponsor with his very own money.

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  • @wasabibestboi3086
    @wasabibestboi3086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8304

    Its 2020, and no bracelets were ever shipped out. Wow

    • @cozmo4694
      @cozmo4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yay

    • @Galiskaend
      @Galiskaend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yey

    • @valhalla797
      @valhalla797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      even if it comes out nobody will buy it.

    • @cozmo4694
      @cozmo4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well yeah but they told that they were gonna give them out for a donation ( 100 dollars I think)

    • @henriquenunes703
      @henriquenunes703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@valhalla797 nobody will buy it but they already have more than 600j

  • @gavinj1456
    @gavinj1456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6857

    The amount of passive aggression in this video is an art form

    • @marlonb1852
      @marlonb1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Oh yes, it is!

    • @pine3368
      @pine3368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's "artistic"

    • @sanicoalyssamaev.6770
      @sanicoalyssamaev.6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The number of account using this profile pic is making a toll on my memory capacity.

    • @cwubicpwaywr3367
      @cwubicpwaywr3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      whats with theses pics

    • @Malazar77
      @Malazar77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cwubicpwaywr3367 fortnite shit

  • @dino99videos46
    @dino99videos46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5947

    Damn can’t believe covid hit them so hard it delayed shipping 4 years in advance

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lul

    • @robaalders1245
      @robaalders1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @ElZamo92
      @ElZamo92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eyyyy.... 69th like

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, they hit so hard that they had to restart

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      amazing! It hit them so hard, their website doesn't even exist anymore... and their twitter and Instagram accounts haven't posted anything in 4 years either

  • @electricsquidxd3254
    @electricsquidxd3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1212

    Pledgers: So when is the bracelet coming out?
    Company: it's a Cicret

  • @Guywithupsyndrone
    @Guywithupsyndrone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7208

    “Alright then keep your cicrets”

    • @alexcr4345
      @alexcr4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      10/10 joke not gonna lie

    • @diskdem0n
      @diskdem0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @deathstroke7316
      @deathstroke7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      9/11 joke. Not gonna lie

    • @HalfOnion
      @HalfOnion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh god

    • @esamirs1605
      @esamirs1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      you did it. you crazy son of a bitch

  • @dodgerfloof7424
    @dodgerfloof7424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13982

    It's almost 2020 and they just pretty much stole everyone's money.

    • @steveplayzytreal
      @steveplayzytreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Yep and companies channel haven't uploaded in 2 years

    • @unknownknife4993
      @unknownknife4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      It was fake
      They just ran off with are money

    • @fanpancake8695
      @fanpancake8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      It's 2021already and they still haven't made any progress.....

    • @gamerJugador23
      @gamerJugador23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +541

      @@fanpancake8695 God damn we have a time traveler on our hands

    • @steveplayzytreal
      @steveplayzytreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hahachannelgo8743 bruh you stupid

  • @Jogwheel
    @Jogwheel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    CD's sly smile at 4:08 is just perfect. It's the look of a guy who is (rightly) pleased with stopping such a terrible and obvious scam. Take a victory lap, Captain!

    • @TheAbigailHays
      @TheAbigailHays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      4:09 actually.

    • @mel_arky
      @mel_arky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it a good idea to Microwave the Cicret Bracelet though? I doubt we'll ever know now

    • @canadoodlez5009
      @canadoodlez5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No-one must like this comment.
      (please don't)

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He didn't. The scammers disappeared with their 600,000 dollars, and never faced consequences for their crimes.

    • @Jogwheel
      @Jogwheel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dhararry7929 well, he prevented them from stealing any more - and that's not nothing.

  • @Tyler_Nelson
    @Tyler_Nelson 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    I cant wait for this to come out in 2017!

    • @evilded2
      @evilded2 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Any day now

    • @cocopus
      @cocopus 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      2017 is on its way and I personally JUST CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4201

    3:46 - Good man. Well done!

    • @YashendraShuklaTheOG
      @YashendraShuklaTheOG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Fancy seeing you here sire!

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      +Yashendra Shukla same!

    • @JoeMama-hr3qe
      @JoeMama-hr3qe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      SovietWomble Hi dad

    • @therealgunksucker
      @therealgunksucker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ayyy it's womble

    • @samkelly2221
      @samkelly2221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You don't know what you've started by commenting here.... :D

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    the sarcasm is so thick you could see it better than the projections

    • @Zetsuke4
      @Zetsuke4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      no he's clearly being politcally correct, optimistic, and nice. instead of just being negative and call them scammers in an immature manner, he stayed positive and said that he would actually be glad if it was real. he's just subtly suggesting it for what it is, which is the classiest way to go about it.

    • @glichking6812
      @glichking6812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Zetsuke4 yeah i agree your right, but you have to agree their joke was funny eh?

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is a great burn. Love it

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay L WHOA no need for foul language

    • @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997
      @abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@glichking6812 yup agree

  • @nfugitt89
    @nfugitt89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This, stunningly, is still making its way around. My mom mentioned this thing to me over the weekend.

  • @theKRB93
    @theKRB93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    3:10 "it's called the MISTAQUE" I cackled so loud I nearly woke my sleeping child from the other room

  • @brianbethea3069
    @brianbethea3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4086

    Pretty gross of them to use someone's disability to get sympathy points to entice people into giving more donations. Really gross of them, actually.

    • @Panzer_Runner
      @Panzer_Runner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      It has been 3 years. They stole the money and ride off into the sunset, the end.

    • @LEConq
      @LEConq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Panzer_Runner Yeah until now they still haven't update anything about the bracelet.

    • @alieffauzanrizky7202
      @alieffauzanrizky7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Panzer_Runner imagine getting 500k+ from a product that didn't exist

    • @mickyr171
      @mickyr171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thats humanity for you, nobody does something just because they want to help anymore, its always about money and self centered egotistic drives

    • @MrError3000YT
      @MrError3000YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok lets get one thing straight ok? People do insanly crazy things for money. So its not surprising to see them do it. I bet even me and you would do it at some point. Don't hate on them for doing it

  • @LesterDiaz
    @LesterDiaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3055

    You’re a goddam hero. Not only are your videos mind blowing, but you save people money.

    • @hi-pq7xv
      @hi-pq7xv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      only stupid people would think this is real

    • @Prometheus_-ns2nn
      @Prometheus_-ns2nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@hi-pq7xv There are a LOT of people who meet that definition of stupid, then. If each person who donated donated $250, the amount the "development" team of the Cicret bracelet asked for to get one shipped when it's "eventually" finished, and a total of 128.2% of the $500,000 goal was obtained, that means that, bare minimum, almost three thousand people donated.
      In the age of the internet, scam artists can access fresh "target audiences" faster than any other time in recorded history. The people who were deceived into donating weren't necessarily stupid. They didn't know they needed to be on their guard against such scams. That's why Captain Disillusion creates the kind of content we have come to appreciate. If videos like this reach people fast enough, they won't be duped.

    • @rodrigokiller
      @rodrigokiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hi-pq7xv even the stupid people dont deserve to spend money on those campaing.

    • @jacobkleinsasser5658
      @jacobkleinsasser5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Prometheus_-ns2nn You would be shocked at the number of people who have more money than common sense.

    • @ezg8448
      @ezg8448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s a sucker born every minute but idiots are born at 60 times that rate!

  • @ThePizzaEater1000
    @ThePizzaEater1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I tested a far larger laser of the same (approximated) power density as the Mistaque in Universe Sandbox 2 and it somehow added 7 earth masses of water to Mars. Not sure how it did that. It's also creating ice of a thickness of 19.2 light years, despite heating up the water. It claims that the water is 0.7 light years deep at max, 7E+14 atmospheres of water vapor pressure, and completely unaffected elevation (where ground is, water not involved).
    On venus, the center of the laser impact ended up 600 degrees cooler while the outskirts were 60000C. Then I accidentally used it too long and destroyed Venus, though for a brief moment the water depth was positive infinity.
    Mercury ended up becoming a brown dwarf with 37 times the mass of Jupiter, made almost entirely of water. Further use of the laser sets the average temperature to a really big number (couple million degrees usually). That heat stops existing after a few seconds. Ice thickness is a thing, and it is positive infinity. Max water depth is somehow 14 light years. Water vaper pressure is somehow a weird seizure grid, with a max of about 1E+10 atmospheres centered at where I last shot the laser.
    From the looks of it, simulations aren't ready for lasers like the Mistaque either.
    note: This is all based on an assumption of laser width of 0.2 centimeters, but when it's breaking this much a reasonable higher value would not matter too much. Laser width was 200km. Laser crystal was ruby since the type mentioned in video was not present in the list.

    • @ourgoldenspires
      @ourgoldenspires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      nobody survives the mistaque.

    • @adamplace1414
      @adamplace1414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Glorious.

    • @m_tth_w9647
      @m_tth_w9647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...just reached my max depth of 12 light-years last week at scuba camp.

    • @fasta5462
      @fasta5462 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ourgoldenspires except captain disillusion himself apparently, he literally deflected the laser with his skin

    • @tylercoombs1
      @tylercoombs1 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is so underrated lol

  • @Rockfantic01
    @Rockfantic01 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    TH-cam: Let's recommend this 6 years later

  • @zergreenone8111
    @zergreenone8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    If anyone was wondering, the Chinese text at 3:10 says 危险玩具, which means "danger toy"

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaaahahahahhahaaaaaa oh thank you for this 😂

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dangerous

    • @Cloud7050
      @Cloud7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wei xian, meaning dangerous. And wan ju, meaning toy. So, a dangerous toy.

    • @BitteMann
      @BitteMann 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Big MISTAKE.

  • @theActionMovieKid
    @theActionMovieKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4863

    Your role in stopping money flowing to these liars is more than just entertaining.... it's the beautiful and patriotic thing to do when poor awareness allows the perpetration of crowdfunding scammers to separate people from their money. Thanks for spreading the good word Captain D. Good luck finding something that projects correctly on your metallic hull.

    • @sebastianahrens2385
      @sebastianahrens2385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      This has nothing to do with patriotism.

    • @theActionMovieKid
      @theActionMovieKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Harryhenry - I did. :) I found his review sincere enough, and his assessment of 'kid' videos fair. - and Sebastian A, I was being a little cheeky.

    • @deeteeohbee6794
      @deeteeohbee6794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But... he actually sent money to the scammers tho

    • @antha1174
      @antha1174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      DEETEEOHBEE yea, but it was in part to legally cover himself saying he "participated" & was not intending to slander, Yet he did a major contribution in educating tonns of ppl about this bs company. sooo, he gave 250$ ya but prevented perhaps 100's of thousands of more $'s from being blindly given to this scam

    • @garnetk3751
      @garnetk3751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he sounds russian or ukrainian. but I'm sure they would say yes very patriotic as well..... geesh

  • @pinkhoodieguy7703
    @pinkhoodieguy7703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Yea uh, they really did scam their customers.
    If you message them in facebook, automated bot responds with something along the lines of "We couldn't raise enough funds to keep developing Circet. Have a nice day."
    Like bruh you literally got 128% of the goal, that isnt even a remotely convincing excuse

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I mean, this generally *is* how these things go; the goal and how much developing something new costs are generally completely divorced from eachother because these kinds of projects are almost by definition run by amateurs lacking the expertise to know how much developing something like this could possibly cost up front, so of course they go over budget and destroys them completely. I have little doubt that's what happened here too, the only thing that's really in question is exactly how much bad faith was involved.

    • @crazypilar9349
      @crazypilar9349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like fr couldnt they just make another gofundme page?

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@crazypilar9349 that would imply they could deliver a promised product

    • @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457
      @nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Pretty sure, it was implied in the previous video, that it was a scam from the start.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      capitalism, baby! protecting bad people from justice for the bad things they do, for 200 years and counting!

  • @resijade4342
    @resijade4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Me in 2021: So it was all a lie?
    Cicret: always has been

    • @MonarchJelly
      @MonarchJelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *feels gun on head*

    • @bap8064
      @bap8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I am the 69th like*

    • @londonsbrokamacho1002
      @londonsbrokamacho1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the techno jewelry is sus

    • @yanipro3978
      @yanipro3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @vyo27viyo79
      @vyo27viyo79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      actualy it is apparently buyable in india

  • @mercureintlcorps
    @mercureintlcorps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    The Credit Agricole is a French bank ( I live in Europe ^^) . You should contact them and inform them that someone is making a fraud using them name for fake product. They 'll be very happy to put them on court if there is any fake info on the website of this "cicret" thing.

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That explains why it didn’t show up in google search. Their website is French!

    • @juanmena3648
      @juanmena3648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@SomeFreakingCactus Of course, you *_have_* to add *_Le_* or *_La_* in google in order to see french sites.
      Like if you want to fap with french milfs you search them like this: Le Pornhub
      are you dumb or something? Is general knowledge.

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@juanmena3648 bruh

    • @DoctorBabby
      @DoctorBabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I swear that's the kind of thing that makes me ashamed of being French

    • @hachikiina
      @hachikiina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DoctorBabby that's an even bigger bruh

  • @FelixFrost
    @FelixFrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3075

    The bracelet is already out.
    We're just waiting for the cicret part.

    • @pick1played07
      @pick1played07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It's a cicret

    • @EurekaX
      @EurekaX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated

    • @gelakail30
      @gelakail30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really?

    • @Santi-io9vv
      @Santi-io9vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gelakail30 are you talking about if the cicret is out?

    • @alyssayoung9436
      @alyssayoung9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God damnit 😂 you tricked me

  • @Flamdragz
    @Flamdragz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I ran across our videos yesterday for the first time. Truly amazing work!!! You have earned a new fan and I look forward to seeing more in the future.

  • @MfGreezy
    @MfGreezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    His level of sarcasm is top tier

  • @bartomiejkumor9375
    @bartomiejkumor9375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    I just realized the beam from The Mystaque bounces off of Captain's arm because his skin is chrome.

    • @432pro
      @432pro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      When is the Captain Disillusion movie coming? There's certainly enough lore for it...

    • @requiem6465
      @requiem6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@432pro Backstory into Holly's and Captain's "relationship"?

    • @Hacks4AllVideos
      @Hacks4AllVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *claps*

    • @CatTh3Cat
      @CatTh3Cat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes
      *Gets banned from You Tube*
      Tell me if you know which TH-camr that's from? Also If they can make one, a captain d movie would be WORTH MY MONEY

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@432pro What about the Back Hole chronicles?

  • @Milkb0t
    @Milkb0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    You give $250 to a clear scam but are still happy because you may save others who aren't as canny as you to notice these scams.
    Goddamnit, how can you be so wholesome captain?

    • @dasmartretard
      @dasmartretard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Lucas Tran that still makes 0 sense. He could have made the same videos without spending the $250.
      the release dates were public and none of the info he provided was due to his 250 waste.
      The only thing the 250 really guarantees is that he will get what every one else gets and he can transparently present it with his logic.

    • @danielpavlides3753
      @danielpavlides3753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s gonna end up suing probably

  • @Patrick-xs6zw
    @Patrick-xs6zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    3:24 I like to think that the beam reflected off of him because he is chrome.

  • @xaptus
    @xaptus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:29 My parents when they see me leaving home trying to become a success in life

    • @gharbi1677
      @gharbi1677 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ahedgehog9297
      @ahedgehog9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😢

    • @BitteMann
      @BitteMann 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      MISTAKE.

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    3:10 the box says “危险玩具” (“dangerous toy”)

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *玩具* im laughing my ass off rn.
      it is d a n g e r o u s, it's not a t o y

    • @virtue1993
      @virtue1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I just saw that part and I really can't stop laughing

    • @catzie_78
      @catzie_78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg hahahaha 我不知道他认识华文XD

    • @stevefromminecraft3640
      @stevefromminecraft3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mistaque is like the word mistake,implying that the circet bracelet is a mistake

    • @rbasri6742
      @rbasri6742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      危险 means danger and 玩具 means toy. Im Asian so I learned that

  • @_Niko11001
    @_Niko11001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Damn, CD. The master of passive aggression. You've perfected the art of savagery while still maintaining composure. 10/10.

    • @alfonsoflorio
      @alfonsoflorio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      absolutely true he destroys them piece by piece with perfectly logical arguments.

  • @adrianopa1440
    @adrianopa1440 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    That was the "age of crowdfunding". Many scams and failures later, and this trend has mostly gone.

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn5044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    That story about the mother with the autistic son is so much more gut-wrenching knowing the whole thing was just a scam

    • @qar_ty7732
      @qar_ty7732 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      assuming its not literally just fake(which it likely is)

  • @noahwilliams8996
    @noahwilliams8996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "Who's your favorite superhero?"
    "Captain disillusion. He's a real hero. Literally."

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he is super.

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine's Jim browning, this guy is 2nd though

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From your pic, I thought it would be Ironman.

    • @noahwilliams8996
      @noahwilliams8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dhararry7929 I think you mean iron tux.

  • @suprabh1795
    @suprabh1795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    So they just took everyone’s money and literally disappeared

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Basically, Probs used the money to buy a house somewhere... Really bad moves...

    • @davidrmrz53
      @davidrmrz53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sheesh time to track me down

    • @hotshotroom964
      @hotshotroom964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course they dipped it was a startup nothing ever happens out of them

    • @kingtigerlord604
      @kingtigerlord604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Typical money taking 2 year-olds

    • @anormalhumanbeing8608
      @anormalhumanbeing8608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "ThEy dIDn'T hAVe ENoUgH fUnDS"

  • @trgethan2470
    @trgethan2470 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Nearing 2024, still no cicret bracelet

  • @poultrypants
    @poultrypants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how it says that the flicker is due to the high resolution and high birghtness.

    • @jeffm6767
      @jeffm6767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I scrolled for this comment. Even though CD explained the flicker problem in the prior debunk, Cicret got it wrong again. Twice!

  • @abdallahbaloch
    @abdallahbaloch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1090

    I remember when the cicret ads were on and I showed my parents hoping to get one. Luckily they didn't fall for this stuff and now I found this channel and know why. (Thanks cap)

    • @tomakapec1909
      @tomakapec1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      say thank you mom and dad

    • @SpeedKing..
      @SpeedKing.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @meta64
      @meta64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      your parents are awesome

    • @HarpaxA
      @HarpaxA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well being parents, have their own experience of facing tons of scammer 🤣

    • @tigey2003
      @tigey2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jk

  • @zacharymoses3840
    @zacharymoses3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    You should do another update, it’s been 2 years

    • @ftoast289
      @ftoast289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Null but we wanna hear it from the D himself

    • @purpleey
      @purpleey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ftoast289 he basically already did. Use ur head

    • @ftoast289
      @ftoast289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uncle Ruckus ig

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      here is the update:
      Automated answer via Facebook messaging:
      The project has been stopped because we couldn't manage to raise enough funds to pursue its development.
      Have a good day.
      Best,
      The Cicret Team

    • @sparksycat
      @sparksycat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’d only update us if he actually got it which he hasn’t

  • @the1lostsheep
    @the1lostsheep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm here because i saw a Facebook ad about this magic bracelet being sold and i wanted to know more about how it works like magic. And seeing this made me think otherwise on puchasing it, lol.

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouch. I hope by this point you realize most of that Facebook ad crap is fake

  • @gsav1320
    @gsav1320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bro I am 17 and saw this in a cool gadgets video in elementary school and I still have not recovered from this being a scam

  • @YotaNinja
    @YotaNinja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9666

    So about that bracelet... It's almost halfway through 2018, any update?

    • @silmarrr
      @silmarrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

      Yota_Ninja Working prototype, VERY soon jk never

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +633

      Working prototype extremely soon

    • @emilianoperezr9676
      @emilianoperezr9676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      Working protorype... Like... More soon than you can think.

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      How soon is now?

    • @emilianoperezr9676
      @emilianoperezr9676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      UltraVioletReeper More close than yesterday

  • @TheLegoman332
    @TheLegoman332 6 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    lol, straight from the cicret summer blog update:
    "And I have an advice for everyone: if you have any question, always prefer to ask me directly than reading articles, streaming videos of people who never contacted us and made their own investigation without taking the time to solicit us."

    • @kennethlatorre5269
      @kennethlatorre5269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      RedLolz Gaming
      Translation.
      “Thanks for the money, and have a nice day”
      I really hate these kind of people.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He did the narcissist thing. "Fake news." Basically. What a snake.

    • @jackanders7776
      @jackanders7776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wonder when they'll be tried for fraud?

    • @RustyR3volva
      @RustyR3volva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely never.

    • @rot_studios
      @rot_studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do genuinely wonder how much the law (in their country) covers this kind of shit. And there are quite a few more scam-campaigns like this one in existance...
      It's very obvious they never had a working product to begin with and that they are just stalling as much as possible to A. leech more donations B. someday somehow invent something that makes it work decently enough or wait for someone else to invent something that could make it work. Or they'll actually never deliver at all and keep this up for as long as possible, using "best intentions" and such excuses.

  • @arvojustice
    @arvojustice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:50 nice jump cut.

  • @ignited4304
    @ignited4304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2022 still nothing basically just disappeared form the face of the planet could atleast post daily updates in progress

    • @tmanbonkenbills8960
      @tmanbonkenbills8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daily Update 2087: We're still not working on it. Thank you.

  • @HelloyouTheSmiley
    @HelloyouTheSmiley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    it pisses me off people can just get away with shit like that they should be put in jail for scamming all those people

    • @cramage9374
      @cramage9374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same thing I was thinking

    • @zxyAprte124
      @zxyAprte124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow such unique thinking

    • @sebastianlucas704
      @sebastianlucas704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, if people are to dumb to do no research, then they deserve what they get.

    • @jaydougan8497
      @jaydougan8497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sebastianlucas704 yes people should have done the research, but the fact of the matter is they lied to the populace to get money. at best it's false advertising, and I bet the case could be made for theft. they took the money with the promise of an item and, if they didn't return that money, didn't give anything in return.

    • @sebastianlucas704
      @sebastianlucas704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaydougan8497 Yes, I do think a case can be made for theft, but, if people were intelligent, their would be no need.

  • @thexsoar
    @thexsoar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    I can't wait for the next update.

    • @chellochamber7839
      @chellochamber7839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thexsoar the Bearded
      I've got it! I've solved the case!
      The entire thing is Bullshit!!!!!!!
      YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

    • @chickencoopowner
      @chickencoopowner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no u

    • @ReiLN
      @ReiLN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no w

    • @Eric-ty5se
      @Eric-ty5se 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Coming up on the end up 2018, and the last update on their main website was on July in 2017. I'm starting to lose faith in my contributions to their kickstarter.

    • @dannyh.s.1936
      @dannyh.s.1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thexsoar the Bearded it’s a scam

  • @cadenthecadburyengine8198
    @cadenthecadburyengine8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2021: still zero Cicret Bracelet

  • @ImARealHumanPerson
    @ImARealHumanPerson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Its 2028 and no bracelets have shipped yet.

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    how to scam ppl
    1. promise smth
    2. move that promise
    3. if you get tired of moving it, remove it completely

    • @takwe7213
      @takwe7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4.profit

  • @jgallantyt
    @jgallantyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I think CD is the only one who got anything of value for his $250, namely, this video. Well done.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jgallantyt also he stopped those douchebags from ripping people off

    • @jgallantyt
      @jgallantyt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlos True, but I was thinking more in terms of a personal return on investment. CD got a cool followup video for his investment, everyone else got a middle finger.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      jgallantyt yeah that too

    • @Zothaqqua
      @Zothaqqua 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's bought a topic for some videos.

  • @allyourbasearebelongtous2191
    @allyourbasearebelongtous2191 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man... you gotta come back homie. The world needs you man.

  • @tamriel_x
    @tamriel_x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The recommendations are shining on you today my friend, I just found your channel and I love the content!

  • @gustavnilsson1248
    @gustavnilsson1248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    I like that in my recomendations there's a video from one of those dumb top 10 Chanels called "Top 10 future inventions avalible now " and the tumbnail is a cicret bracelet

    • @RealStuntPanda
      @RealStuntPanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Those damn Chanels! Probably the worst is Coco Chanel. I saw her bags on the Home Shopping Channel.

    • @bster3168
      @bster3168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gustav Nilsson that channel is good and about 8/10 exist and really work

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      10 minutes, interesting title, thumbnail drawing your attention, basically the kind of video you'd share on Facebook for your friends to see.
      then have your one friend who actually knows what quality is confront you about this shameless act of moneymaking, only to say "ok. who cares, it's just a video" and be presented with a future of top 10 clickbait videos.
      number 10: TopTenCentral
      number 9: Fortnite youtubers
      number 8: chaosxsilencer
      number 7: former CoD youtubers who are now Fortnite youtubers
      number 6: LispyJimmy
      Number 5: Ali-A
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      Number 3: Durv
      Number 2: Watchmojo
      and now guys, in order to reveal the number 1 spot on this wacky list, SMASH that like button, subscribe and share, leave a comment down below to enter my gift card giveaway.
      and without further ado, the number 1 spot is... *video crosses 10 minutes*
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    • @emilpersidski
      @emilpersidski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If it's a *future* invention , then how is it available *NOW* ?

    • @jipzip2968
      @jipzip2968 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Swagish wolf but they should all exist at least if they’re available now

  • @majorkonfuzion1007
    @majorkonfuzion1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    cicret guy: we are working hard here in the Fiji islands..yes we are..yes.

    • @osmosisjones6267
      @osmosisjones6267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      majorkonfuzion circuit guy: and then we have to go and meet up with our head programmer over in the Bahamas

    • @majorkonfuzion1007
      @majorkonfuzion1007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cicret guy private meeting: I think tha guy "captain D" is onto us..EVERYONE SCRAMBLE ! !

    • @chakdefiji
      @chakdefiji 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      majorkonfuzion We don't want them here

  • @someyouknow7603
    @someyouknow7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's 2021 and there's still no goddamn bracelet

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      too bad its not coming

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnPaulBuce Somebody need to find this guy ans sue the stolen monies.

  • @the.snackiechan
    @the.snackiechan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2021 No bracelet

  • @NinjarTurtle
    @NinjarTurtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    end of 2018, where’s the damn bracelet

    • @tommaline9607
      @tommaline9607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @qualityspeedsoft3242
      @qualityspeedsoft3242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Innit

    • @upatsu
      @upatsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NinjarTurtle yeah bro

    • @pismodude2
      @pismodude2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It's coming in 2016 they just need to invent a time machine to go back and ship it on time

    • @user-yv8rj6ne4d
      @user-yv8rj6ne4d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very soon.....

  • @Jawaddles
    @Jawaddles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1182

    You're cheeky as ever, CD. Keep up the good work.

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.change.org/p/the-disillusionists-make-trollface-girl-an-actual-song

    • @HugoBDesigner
      @HugoBDesigner 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta love seeing familiar faces in random videos :P (I used to hang out in Flash Holes btw)

    • @johnjihn7748
      @johnjihn7748 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the 1000th like

  • @Trad0r
    @Trad0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Three years later: nothing.

    • @enderscythe
      @enderscythe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey best character

    • @flashter6101
      @flashter6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look it’s charles

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    We'll be out of quarantine before this thing becomes real....

    • @caydenwilliams2475
      @caydenwilliams2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it does

    • @caydenwilliams2475
      @caydenwilliams2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      On both

    • @spheredude6003
      @spheredude6003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Itl be 22,002,200 by then

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in fact, we actually will, as this thing doesn't exist

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol that'd be irony...sometime 3022 holographic wrist awesome 2000 real.

  • @scottwalker1021
    @scottwalker1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I can really appreciate the intelligence of the man
    Gets his point across deftly, eloquently, succinctly and with tremendous cleverness across all subjects
    Absolutely awesome

  • @DreamcastGuy
    @DreamcastGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Cap, you are so dang awesome. Even when debunking con artists you just have such a friendly sense of joy to your message. Glad I'm supporting you on patreon!

    • @lifelesshawk5725
      @lifelesshawk5725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DreamcastGuy Yeah me too, except that I don't, and I cant. It's all about the though of the gift that really matters!

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And I'm glad to see one of my favorite TH-camrs supports one of my favorite TH-camrs!

  • @gantagavin
    @gantagavin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It is 2021 and no bracelet ever shipped (yet). Just superb

  • @douglask7366
    @douglask7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Around 2019 the product's website has disappeared and the tweets and facebook posts regarding this product were removed. On their twitter they added one post - the original debunking video. On their facebook they added two posts- this video and the original debunking video.
    Yup, the company ran away with the money, but not before giving everybody the middle finger.

  • @DennyAJD
    @DennyAJD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    the ONLY Cicret Barecelet update for 2018 is: Where is Guillaume? 😜

    • @ro_yo_mi
      @ro_yo_mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he left Cicret and went to work for Glowforge.

  • @ayihayyy
    @ayihayyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    It's almost 2019. You guys got it now?

    • @AbstractAnish
      @AbstractAnish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I haven’t yet 🙁

    • @ayihayyy
      @ayihayyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@comradecat3629 ye lmao

    • @rylandooncj
      @rylandooncj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They might have made a typing error.
      Instead of "2016", I think they meant to type "3016".

    • @aratakiitto4568
      @aratakiitto4568 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @luvdot5919
      @luvdot5919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SmartSmith still no cicret

  • @adg648
    @adg648 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    It's probably time for another update!

  • @Sqiud3
    @Sqiud3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My school has a bit on the wall in an engineering room that has a timeline of inventions, this bloody thing is up theres, and ive been asking them to remove it cuz it was not an invention but a scam, yet they still have it up

    • @cathykurlemann5289
      @cathykurlemann5289 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Go up to the wall but take the picture of the bracelet and rip it up or if you don’t feel very destructive just write with a marker on the pictures saying this thing is a scam

    • @Novgord98
      @Novgord98 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You could put a graph with the history of scams, just to be on theme

  • @vitotheo
    @vitotheo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    And now it's 2019.
    Let's just face it, this is a scandal.

    • @adamyaeck7020
      @adamyaeck7020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lol poor guy he removed his post to save himself from getting wooshed

    • @Eryus
      @Eryus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      sUper 4 O’s in that.

    • @X606
      @X606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      on their site it says that they will ship "December 2019" now lol

    • @shadowbane7401
      @shadowbane7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eryus at least

    • @Eryus
      @Eryus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aden Tate and at most.
      Otherwise it’s degeneracy.

  • @yashaswinarayana7648
    @yashaswinarayana7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Update:
    It's March 2020 and there's no bracelet

    • @seeseefok7659
      @seeseefok7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      update: it's almost May

    • @seansharpes9495
      @seansharpes9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Update: It is may and this not happening!

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Stop counting, it never will come out. They claim they couldn't raise enough money (you know, like liers) and there are no refunds, meaning they stole over 550,000$ and can't be arrested for it.

    • @alecmanna3143
      @alecmanna3143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dhararry7929 20% of 500,000 is 100,000, so they ran off with more than 600k. they had over 126% in funds
      Edit: not to mention all of the money they took as donations through other means. Easily robbed a million dollars.

    • @GHPROPlayz
      @GHPROPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Update: may 2020 no braclet

  • @kerrim1986
    @kerrim1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He's too good. When I watch his episodes I picture Wayne and Garth saying "we're not worthy" 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Instructions unclear: Used head to pump blood through veins, now very woozy

  • @YourAnMoron
    @YourAnMoron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    9 employees from Circret Bracelet disliked the video.

    • @knifetoucher
      @knifetoucher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I highly doubt they have 9 employees.

    • @richardgates7479
      @richardgates7479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Of course, it's just 9 YT accounts, now 15.

    • @MULTICK111
      @MULTICK111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Make that 16 apparently

    • @Tiwack01
      @Tiwack01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's just the nincompoops determined that cicret will be everything promised and more! Best just to ignore them.

    • @richardgates7479
      @richardgates7479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At this point I'm inclined to believe that it's people with no sense of sarcasm.

  • @Romanian-good
    @Romanian-good 4 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    2020: the fu**ing guys took every one money

    • @UpheavaI
      @UpheavaI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah...

    • @patrik5123
      @patrik5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Their site is STILL up. Granted, it's SSL certificate has lapsed. I guess they can't afford a new one.

    • @omkelderman
      @omkelderman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@biackshibe actually SSL certificates are free these days

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boo hoo

    • @ZzdeathangelzZ
      @ZzdeathangelzZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So why hasn't anyone filed a police report?

  • @cordycat9798
    @cordycat9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No comments on the dedication of completely doing his hands and arms and shaving an arm for this video haha, dammit Captain D, you're awesome

  • @tchekhov
    @tchekhov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    it's 2020 and I just stumble upon an ad for the "cicret" for 20$ on a chinese website...

    • @dadtorial1710
      @dadtorial1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't buy it. It's a scam

    • @smellmelater
      @smellmelater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kevin Ford what would give you that assumption?

    • @berzerkbankie1342
      @berzerkbankie1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean fuck it for $20 why not?

  • @Drummer1475
    @Drummer1475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    The website no longer works...what a surprise!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It took me to a wordpress account and then said the connection was not secured. OOPS.

    • @quinten157
      @quinten157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, their dns contract probably got too expensive.

    • @ezekielfitz777
      @ezekielfitz777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      While attempting to visit the cicret website on my iPhone, i got a warning that the site could steal personal and economic information and that the site should be closed.

    • @JMulvy
      @JMulvy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Likely, the site stopped getting maintained a while ago, and old security flaws that new versions of WordPress have safeguarded against, are still currently available to exploit on that site, and have been exploited... which is why firewalls now flag it.

  • @fuckyooup55
    @fuckyooup55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Oh my god, these people need to be sued and pay everyone back, this is getting ridiculous

    • @alexanderthomas2660
      @alexanderthomas2660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The worst thing is that there are many, many things like these. Maybe Captain Disillusion should do a co-op with Thunderf00t some day…

    • @crissd8283
      @crissd8283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No people need to learn that just because it is on the internet doesn't make it true and if it is too good to be true it probably is. Stuff like this is like the lottery; it's a tax on stupid people.

  • @tannerwhalen3933
    @tannerwhalen3933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Reminds me of ultra sabers, its a website that charged a lot of people when they designed a Lightsaber toy that they can buy and "get"
    It had refunds though so that shows a sign that they tried. just like Cicret Bracelet, although I guess it paid off cause I was saving for a VR set and made a slight miscalculation when a bought something else, but the refund had enough, so im basically glad that I lost around 250$ so I could add that to money i was saving for a VR set

  • @jacquibell7489
    @jacquibell7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    August 2020 and I've just seen these bracelets advertised on eBay!! High-End Bluetooth Bracelet...
    I thought it was too good to be true. So glad I did some research before ordering 🥺

  • @mownta
    @mownta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    - Autist.. is it correct English?
    - Artist, yes.
    - *suddenly remembers the correct word*

  • @otesunki
    @otesunki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Idea: use two cicret bracletets to get rid of inverse square law

    • @skrillah6259
      @skrillah6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Idea: Use a phone or smartwatch

    • @elephant3109
      @elephant3109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      4*

    • @ironicanimations
      @ironicanimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pro Odermonicon that’s exactly what I thought! :D

    • @thatdumbguy2621
      @thatdumbguy2621 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @pick1played07
      @pick1played07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@skrillah6259 Idea: Cut a hole in your arm and put your phone in it

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:30
    Hey, that's exactly what my parents said when I was born!

  • @alexjeffreys2546
    @alexjeffreys2546 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope you get a TV show someday. Your content is way to good for TH-cam.

  • @criskity
    @criskity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Still waiting for my bracelet. Meanwhile, a Nigerian prince wants to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge... gotta go give him my bank account details...

    • @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583
      @s.s.r.c.p.b.5583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ooh, me too! But mine is the wife of Nelson Mandela. She needs my help because he is very sick. All they needed was my credit card info, and social security number. I was just happy to help!

    • @pajamac55
      @pajamac55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh stop it James !

    • @aberdeener
      @aberdeener 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same!

    • @Nowel22222
      @Nowel22222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice James Veitch reference

    • @matthewmiskiewicz8357
      @matthewmiskiewicz8357 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nowel the nigerian prince scam existed before that guy mentioned it

  • @topher8670
    @topher8670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Even your update videos are so well put together.

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "mistaque" is just so funny. I laugh every time I see that.
    Also I would like a 2PW all-gas phase iodine laser myself.

  • @ZacharySkan
    @ZacharySkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23 it didn't work because his skin is reflective. Bouncing the laser off his hand.

  • @veritylindsay7760
    @veritylindsay7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    3:52 Damn, peridot be spitting straight facts.

    • @ldcobraa1795
      @ldcobraa1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD COMMENT THIS XD

    • @ahedgehog9297
      @ahedgehog9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea she mad human technology this shit

  • @Fiery_F_Flare
    @Fiery_F_Flare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Good! I was expecting this video!

    • @Fiery_F_Flare
      @Fiery_F_Flare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oh, this is the next Mighty No. 9/No Man's Sky.

    • @Meepswonder
      @Meepswonder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At least those got published, but quality is another matter entirely

  • @varaoz123
    @varaoz123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I come from the future .. 2086…. There’s no cicret bracelet. Only the cicret virus :(

  • @vaniciabridges
    @vaniciabridges ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ll be back to check on the update soon.

  • @DeJayHank
    @DeJayHank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Man, can you make a burn any more classy?

  • @starrydaze_
    @starrydaze_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Wow, did not expect to see my comment of all things in this video :D

    • @atjebb
      @atjebb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh my gosh, it's you!!

    • @LeidenPierce
      @LeidenPierce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      PKDeluxe it was fun seeing a SU avatar, as irrelevant as that is.

    • @blueflare7687
      @blueflare7687 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clod.

    • @aberdeener
      @aberdeener 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's you!!!!!

    • @colewogan2006
      @colewogan2006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xd

  • @irabucc469
    @irabucc469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When will the product be shipped?
    -Yes

  • @josephangell9921
    @josephangell9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always thought best way to implement something like this would be in conjunction with smart glasses and markers on arm whether dermal or exterior. Would solve many of the problems. Light projection is not the way

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Its officially been 3 years (June 2020) and we still haven't received the watch.
    *Reality is often disappointing.*

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you were expecting a watch, maybe you should stop investing in things.

    • @FlyingSquid-rs6pv
      @FlyingSquid-rs6pv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yoctopory bruh

    • @michaelaeschbacher4648
      @michaelaeschbacher4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We'd probably be more disappointed if it came.

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelaeschbacher4648 facts

    • @realitycheck7865
      @realitycheck7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are u calling me disappointing 🤨, lol

  • @crowd3r862
    @crowd3r862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    So in summary... you gave $250 to a company you know is a complete scam. Made two videos about the company being a complete scam, and did so without actually calling them scammers.
    Well played sir.

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      and given the views he certainly made more than his money back, plus he took a shit load of money from them by making it more widely known that it was a scam -- in a way he scammed them lol

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@-..-_-..- He didn't scam them, but he did hopefully reduce the amount of people that got suckered out of money. They still ran away with a ton of money without consequences though.

    • @Nickwilde7755
      @Nickwilde7755 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like he came out on top with ad revenue

    • @flaetsbnort
      @flaetsbnort ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have a sneaking suspicion that people on this thread are extremely optimistic about how much money TH-camrs make from their videos

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@flaetsbnort at even half a dollar per thousand views it's still a lot

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you want to waste money on an actual wrist device, get a smartwatch. It won’t do much but it will do more than a Cicret Braclet. Namely, to exist.

  • @ArtamisBot
    @ArtamisBot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it really funny that after you posted your video and it gained a bunch of traction they were forced to remove the timeline and change up their monetary tactics