12 Valuable Lessons in "Roseannomics" | Roseanne | COZI Dozen

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  • @MrMisterChiliPepper88
    @MrMisterChiliPepper88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The chemistry between John and Roseanne is spectacular Best show ever

    • @tgraves12
      @tgraves12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree

  • @kellseydawn4402
    @kellseydawn4402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "i cant believe they're cutting us off on the very first final notice" why is that still true tot his day?

  • @cedarwings82
    @cedarwings82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Most realistic show ever. Also. Would be great to see a video montage of all of Jackie’s “I was a cop” moments 🤣🤣

    • @patriottroll1764
      @patriottroll1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yessss! I love those Jackie cop moments.

    • @TheThekaydixon
      @TheThekaydixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

    • @sarahbethany2443
      @sarahbethany2443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be great!!!

    • @Ghostie____
      @Ghostie____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish she stayed a cop longer so we had more moments xD

  • @stonewallperformance
    @stonewallperformance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The home economics class with Roseanne is one of my absolute favorites!

    • @nicholasolivas317
      @nicholasolivas317 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially what DJ did with the bully

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "They're makin me work as a checkout lady and my starting salary is bacon." 🤣👍

  • @kathykaveh1471
    @kathykaveh1471 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One of the genuinely funny sitcoms of all time. Amazing writing and acting. Loved this show.

  • @HawtDawgN3k
    @HawtDawgN3k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    3:48 to this day I still use Dan Connors “waaaaaay off” comment 🤣

  • @tacituskilgore9803
    @tacituskilgore9803 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The family getting so excited over 500 Dollars is so realistic. Real working class families never have that kind of money spare so it would have felt like winning the lottery when it happened

    • @txryder79
      @txryder79 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Be like 2500 nowadays. I'd get a little giddy too.

    • @Linda_Mayoh
      @Linda_Mayoh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's 2024 and I even get excited over $500.

    • @cadyconcepcion
      @cadyconcepcion 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That extra $500 would make my mortgage company pretty happy 😂

  • @FNDD22
    @FNDD22 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The meatloaf part was absolutely hilarious. You gotta do what you gotta do lmao

    • @bsota8513
      @bsota8513 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going out to get some corn flakes.

  • @chamab.6800
    @chamab.6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The original will always be one of my favorite tv shows. ❤️ I have my issues with the last few seasons but even with that.

    • @stonewallperformance
      @stonewallperformance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everybody has issues with season 9 lol

    • @palmereldritch7777
      @palmereldritch7777 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stonewallperformance i didn't. Different yeah, but Roseanne was different from the very start. They smashed boundaries with a sledgehammer.

  • @michellemarie1197
    @michellemarie1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Normally all the good shows (besides the middle) all show upper middle class families with cushy jobs and money isnt a problem with their nice houses but Roseanne showed normal people who weren't all perfect and preppy it showed real people with real problems

    • @jjstraka1982
      @jjstraka1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is 100% correct, and why the show was never the same after they won the lottery. Even the way the show was SHOT seemed cheap, as if they couldn't afford to have it be any slicker. What other sitcom of ANY era would have focused an entire episode on the power being shut off because of their inability to pay the bill??

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that too! It's nice to watch a show that is somewhat relatable.

    • @oliviax8549
      @oliviax8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Malcolm in the middle is a great example of a sitcom like Roseanne. That’s what I love about these type of shows

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sanford and son?

    • @lisamoag6548
      @lisamoag6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like the Middle also!

  • @geekysonic3359
    @geekysonic3359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Love this show, always will.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same don't really watch the new show

  • @th3blackghost214
    @th3blackghost214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This show is a constant reminder that I hate being a grown up 😓😓😓

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah because of all the crap you have to deal with I know

  • @NA-or8fn
    @NA-or8fn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My favorite sitcoms, too bad they can’t make shows like these anymore

  • @nitayajoshi5782
    @nitayajoshi5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    The show was too good ...... specially with normal income group ...😊I miss the original show

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Roseanne was the best "mom" on tv EVER!

  • @Ran-33
    @Ran-33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The funniest one is ALWAYS Roseanne!

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't believe Roseanne got fired from the because she said bad things about blacks I'm not sure what happened can you help me out thanks

    • @Ran-33
      @Ran-33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marioiacolucci She never said bad things about black people ever! She exposed a corrupt politician she thought was white because the politician does look white.

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ran-33 oh that's why okay what's she doing know I'm not a racist by the way and I'm sick of it rip to George floyd those stupid cops that killed him did they go to jail for a long time

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Always was against racism

  • @taraseidel7942
    @taraseidel7942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The lottery clip was the funniest from this show I have ever seen.

    • @mr.mcnuggies
      @mr.mcnuggies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom said that scene has always been her favourite one lmao

  • @trainfire2008
    @trainfire2008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:43 “And a Pet Shark 🦈‼️”
    Dan: “YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH‼️‼️‼️” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @E.xcharacter8
    @E.xcharacter8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now i gotta watch Roseanne!
    So many fond memories watching this show. 💚

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Seems so true about being poor, it is a hard struggle. My favorite is where she shouts out: "We won the lottery".

  • @snakeeyes4209
    @snakeeyes4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Dan, don't panic"
    "WE WON THE LOTTERY"!!!
    😂😂

  • @aquablue1252
    @aquablue1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me when I look at my bank account ....wayyyy off, way way way off!

  • @BlackandGoldRanger
    @BlackandGoldRanger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Being broke is a very painful and scary experience. Chock full of jokes though. Lol

  • @ryans413
    @ryans413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can’t believe they are cutting us off after the very first final notice lol

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The guy at 4:09 just explained how Texas is luring so many businesses there.

  • @anthonybenjamin5822
    @anthonybenjamin5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I still love this show

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    they missed the best one by cutting number 10 short....generic cereal into the brand name box!

  • @susanbreckenridge57
    @susanbreckenridge57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss this family just the way they were........

  • @breej3055
    @breej3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Do not even put the new Conners with the old Conners. There is no comparing the two!

    • @ericaespinosa4030
      @ericaespinosa4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually the new Conners is really good. And quite surprised and I'm very picky

    • @sithlordjeffbledsoe651
      @sithlordjeffbledsoe651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed hole heartily agree.

    • @craigsmith157
      @craigsmith157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The new Conners is still realistic. They are struggling financially too.

    • @litastar2455
      @litastar2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ericaespinosa4030 without Roseanne it's dry

    • @taracollins5597
      @taracollins5597 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@litastar2455 Agreed. Even WITH Roseanne it was rather dry. And so forced. The show ended years ago & that was where it should have stayed.

  • @LarryJohnson-tb7ks
    @LarryJohnson-tb7ks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this show

  • @lizardwhispererfivehead3552
    @lizardwhispererfivehead3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hope Rosie is getting royalties from old and new show she’s shown in both😵I love the show even now in my heart Jackie carries it ... but I do Love roseann 💜

  • @shanekilpatrick3378
    @shanekilpatrick3378 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Miss that show. My family weirdly correlates to this😂

  • @blackice27
    @blackice27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Swimming pools, movie stars LOL, always makes me laugh!

  • @MegaPeacelove12
    @MegaPeacelove12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love this show 😂😂

  • @SonOfAGun1814
    @SonOfAGun1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    best show ever

  • @Vf46
    @Vf46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Roseanne is the Queen of Blue Collar

  • @robertborg852
    @robertborg852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the show

  • @arikthompson5495
    @arikthompson5495 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite show off all time.

  • @pissyjo1213
    @pissyjo1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Roseanne! Queen of all queens!

  • @atlasadonis3752
    @atlasadonis3752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Invaluable knowledge once again. ❤😂

  • @DaveAlan
    @DaveAlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just fixed a bike chain for 5 dollars, Swimming Pools, Movie stars. LOL!

  • @AnaCris8
    @AnaCris8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Dan !!!

    • @oklahomorose
      @oklahomorose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too ❤❤❤

    • @rubylace9963
      @rubylace9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's such a loveable guy

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ditto. I always wanted to marry a "Dan" and I got my wish!

  • @barbmac000
    @barbmac000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best show.

  • @BTNHFAN4LIFE
    @BTNHFAN4LIFE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I been watching ur roseanne vids but haven't subbed. Im a new subscriber. Thanks for the uploads.

  • @katrinawest5182
    @katrinawest5182 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Hey, hey, go get my shirt!"👕🤣🤣🤣

  • @TimeTheory2099
    @TimeTheory2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks Cozi tv for Sunday's
    "The Office" marathon

  • @shirleyjohnson7284
    @shirleyjohnson7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG! This is my show

  • @drockherb2073
    @drockherb2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really wish she didn’t have her meltdown, cus I LOVE Roseanne 💔❤️‍🩹

  • @rgalang74
    @rgalang74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:58 DONT PANIC ! LOL

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was a little perplexed too about that instance. Don't panic for what? Just because she's wearing a bra? Lmao

    • @rocknroller77
      @rocknroller77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      zaccure she was saying that to Dan because he just got home from hospital after a heart attack. She was warning him not to stress out about winning the Lottery

    • @zaccure
      @zaccure 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rocknroller77 Ohh sure she was. Good for Dan. Ha ha

  • @markusniepmann4804
    @markusniepmann4804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @trainradioable
    @trainradioable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    $500 in 1990 is about $1100 today.

    • @Queenie_78
      @Queenie_78 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Waaayyyy more than that waaayy more. Rent was 275-300 in 1994 and today 1100 for one bedroom.

  • @KellysAdventures305
    @KellysAdventures305 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel ya Roseanne. Back in the day, 500 was a fortune. We counted pennies, rolled them into dollars to buy Kraft mac and cheese for dinner. Collected aluminum cans to buy a couple dollars worth of gas. Leftover hotdog buns became the next night's garlic bread. Powdered milk for breakfast. Margarine no butter. Its been hard, it has stayed hard The only thing different now is I can buy actual milk. But only a half gallon a week.

  • @Pappy207
    @Pappy207 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I forgot how good that show was.

  • @hurricanesteve65
    @hurricanesteve65 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That network made a huge mistake canceling her over some bs.

  • @BrittneyBritt17
    @BrittneyBritt17 ปีที่แล้ว

    These aged so well❤

  • @mikem3789
    @mikem3789 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last bit, with Roseanne in her bra and pants 🤣, she was funny, her show was hilarious.

  • @garylshawiii483
    @garylshawiii483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    are you guys showing the “new” last season into syndication still haven’t seen it

  • @SoniaRackai-p9l
    @SoniaRackai-p9l หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I miss Rosanne being on the show.

  • @rocknroller77
    @rocknroller77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #11 always hilarious.

  • @UnkleAce
    @UnkleAce ปีที่แล้ว

    #4 is the best one

  • @ErnestineJones-yn1bl
    @ErnestineJones-yn1bl ปีที่แล้ว

    Roseanne was one of the good shows😊😊😊😅😅😅❤❤❤❤

  • @donrobbo837
    @donrobbo837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rosanne is the leg legend

  • @TopSecretInformations
    @TopSecretInformations ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine winning the lottery & breaking the news to all your fav loved ones!

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First rule of winning the lottery....or anytime you win a lot of money. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bubbabiscuitcub
      @bubbabiscuitcub ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@malissahyatt2425 changing my name and going into hiding. Starting over in a new country.

    • @malissahyatt2425
      @malissahyatt2425 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bubbabiscuitcub . Bye bye!!!!

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yea

  • @claird4307
    @claird4307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And a pet shark
    YEAHHHHHH

  • @gettintherejanice6216
    @gettintherejanice6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over here thinking about a 30k house thinking damn it's like 3 times that now and how much 90k is even now how wAy way off that was

  • @janisthibodeau3861
    @janisthibodeau3861 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the lottery win is when the show jumped the shark.

  • @joshuathomas1721
    @joshuathomas1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Before the world had snowflakes

    • @Matty4135
      @Matty4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joshua Thomas god tell me about it

    • @makokoro9073
      @makokoro9073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now we have a huge one in the white house

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We did. We just had less of them and didn't have to deal with it 24/7.

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thankfully they got rid of Jackie's 'fro from the pilot episode.

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    use oats in meat loaf.

  • @TwoEggsOverEasy
    @TwoEggsOverEasy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “No ya don’t, but thanks anyways”.

  • @benthomson9397
    @benthomson9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't get over how good looking Jackie, Becky and Darlene looked when when they were way younger.

  • @ShaneTallon88
    @ShaneTallon88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    #iconic 😂

  • @donhatter159
    @donhatter159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And pet Shark. Lol.

  • @emilyvass9730
    @emilyvass9730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the hell did he keep her on his back when she was going all "cowgirl" on him?

  • @aprilwell8470
    @aprilwell8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh how I wish that I could win the lottery

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Instead of winning the lottery, they should've jiust canceled the show because they jumped the shark like 20 times after that.

    • @patricksaxon3983
      @patricksaxon3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was one of my favorites episodes where they won the lottery, and the only good one on the very last season.

  • @bobbyoty
    @bobbyoty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ohhhh, no u dont but thanks any way 5:41

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Janet from 3rd Rock from the sun

  • @SteveHartman-my9rg
    @SteveHartman-my9rg หลายเดือนก่อน

    When i was 6 i heard Fad tell Mom he was having trouble making ends meet. So i emptyd my piggy bank n went to the butcher n got $1.37 worth if ends meat

  • @Whooshta
    @Whooshta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:30 - what happened to Roseanne? She used to kick the GOP to the curb looking out for the unions and middle class.

  • @undertheweather9457
    @undertheweather9457 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Leslie winkle 🙂🙂🙂

  • @TERRYMYERS-qb9zg
    @TERRYMYERS-qb9zg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    VWX SCREEN

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1990 91 she was a redhead

  • @Bigman.Struggles
    @Bigman.Struggles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Roseanne without a shirt has ruined my love life forever. You can NOT remove that image from your brain. It will haunt you for eternity.

    • @cadyconcepcion
      @cadyconcepcion 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or!!! Give you even more of an appreciation for any and all other topless women 😂

  • @kendylbigelow3097
    @kendylbigelow3097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Old Jackie wasn't tough like she is now.

    • @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial
      @Egypt_Cat_Of_Denial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toughness is a characteristic that you develop. Very few are truly born with it.

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 ปีที่แล้ว

    And a house for 30,000, unheard off now.

  • @nicholasolivas317
    @nicholasolivas317 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I heard it beep.

  • @aaroncrawley5546
    @aaroncrawley5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't like the new roseane it wasn't as realistic as the old show

  • @jash2527
    @jash2527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That tax skit was ironic coming from Roseanne given the climate of current times and her opinions.

  • @Ccg9024
    @Ccg9024 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    $30k for that house. Assuming they bought it in the 70s shortly after they got married wouldn’t that still be a little high?

    • @Queenie_78
      @Queenie_78 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4 bedroom house with two bathrooms.

  • @RebeccaTreeseed
    @RebeccaTreeseed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was appalled by Roseanne's portrayal of poor people. We were poor, instead of screaming like banshees, mom gardened and raised (and butchered) chickens, sewed school clothes, picked wild fruit in season. My dad built our house. Hunted and fished and foraged. A weekly trip to the library. Occasional side jobs.
    I was HORRIFIED at this family.

    • @Hank760
      @Hank760 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have no sense of humor

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hank760 because I did not laugh at Roseanne's hateful shrieking and appalling obese waddle? Thank Gawd and Greyhound for that. Isn't she flopping at comedy clubs screaming anti-American hate these days? Just more Taliban extreme than ever and projecting her sins on others. Same lowlife maggot rhetoric. Ah'm gunna keel yew... jist kidding... yew ain't gots no sense of humor... oh right 600+ mass murders every year. Helter Skelter laugh track.

    • @saphiramystique2086
      @saphiramystique2086 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roseanne lived in the city, where the hell were they supposed to raise and butcher chickens? And they did show her sewing a few times. There's episode where Roseanne is working two jobs. They didn't scream because they were poor, they were just loud people, it's a freaking comedy show stop taking it so seriously.

    • @RebeccaTreeseed
      @RebeccaTreeseed ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@saphiramystique2086TODAY Roseanne is a third rate hate filled nutcase. But if that is your idea of comedy, whatevs.

  • @geraldpatterson3903
    @geraldpatterson3903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lottery... Roseanne's jump the shark moment

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chicago Bulls Cubs Bears Blackhawks

  • @aileenpi73
    @aileenpi73 ปีที่แล้ว

    An extra $500.00 in 2023 may pay two bills (phones and internet) and nothing will be left.

    • @Queenie_78
      @Queenie_78 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where have you been? That’s one bill and phone and internet is one company.

  • @tinasinsaystrong5050
    @tinasinsaystrong5050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Season 8 is the worst. Roseanne was angry all the time
    Jackie became weird each Season

  • @OP-1000
    @OP-1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:40 Isn’t she one of those weird conservatives now?

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bears Football