Former Jewel Thief Reviews Famous Heist Movies, From ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to ‘Heat’

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  • Former jewel thief, Larry Lawton, reviews scenes from famous heist movies including 'Ocean's Eleven,' 'The Italian Job,' 'Heat,' 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High,' 'The Thomas Crown Affair,' 'Come Hell or High Water,' and 'Snatch' and analyzes their probability, craft, and execution.
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  • @azrieljale
    @azrieljale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13381

    "Im not endorsing crime you guys, but this is how you do it to be most efficient."

    • @spambot7110
      @spambot7110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      can't be that efficient he got caught

    • @FCLAI133
      @FCLAI133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

      @@spambot7110 I mean think about how many robberies he got away with though. Most people can't even get away with one hahaha

    • @JasonLuthor
      @JasonLuthor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@spambot7110 Sure after 20 years in organized crime.

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Well the government sect he now works with has these same tips plus more.

    • @azrieljale
      @azrieljale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Shewas-kathybates
      Big brain time
      They want you to become criminal so they can catch you. And get paid.

  • @quacker1668
    @quacker1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9151

    tutorial not clear enough, im sentenced to 9 years in prison

    • @hopemooketsa1867
      @hopemooketsa1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      😂😂😂 Don't worry.. Soon they're releasing "Man who has successfully escaped more than 20 prisons"...
      Stay strong😅

    • @notjani6415
      @notjani6415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Did you turn the cheats on?

    • @quacker1668
      @quacker1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      URSALTYGAMER Z oh shid, forgot

    • @soultrick7474
      @soultrick7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Y O J I M B O 用心棒 killer :DDDD

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Looks like he broke the LAWton.

  • @petrolhead4503
    @petrolhead4503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    Larry: “I was a robber along time ago”
    Me: I wonder how long ago?
    Larry: “You got a fence for diamonds. A fence for clothes. A fence for VCRs”
    Me: Say no more

    • @lepatientzero9637
      @lepatientzero9637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      ahahah! yes, when he said "VCRs" I was like "is he talking about what I think he's talking?"

    • @barcaballer5609
      @barcaballer5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Imagine if he said a fence for NFT's

    • @konglives4453
      @konglives4453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      A fence for Walkmans and transistor radios.

    • @GiaGRitter
      @GiaGRitter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahaha. i love that tell

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If he said a fence for records I would’ve lost it lol.

  • @yomamasman8921
    @yomamasman8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    4:47 "Thrill?! J*ck off more!!!"🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite quotes by Larry

    • @jfbeam
      @jfbeam ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And it's one of the first things I have to take issue with. Uncle Larry has obviously never had "f*** you money". At some point, you can have so much money that it ceases to have value. It's like water, or carpet... it's just one more thing you have, use, and never think about. Crown was robbing the place because he wanted a challenge. (watch the whole movie. there's a lot going on.)

    • @user-ir6xh2mx9d
      @user-ir6xh2mx9d ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gosh i finally found what i was looking for.

    • @Monster_Fan111
      @Monster_Fan111 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jfbeam Nah, I understand Larry's reason. For him, as someone who so poor he had to rob. He would never understand a rich man doing it for fun only. As he said, doing crime is dangerous, most of the time you end up in jail, so he never comprehend why people risk their lives for fun. Which is totally reasonable.

    • @niceortwice6044
      @niceortwice6044 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perfect response, didn’t miss a beat😂

  • @dkncd
    @dkncd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6393

    This guy switched "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." to "You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero."

    • @IrishCaesar
      @IrishCaesar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Wholesome

    • @Sylvael2002
      @Sylvael2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Legit

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      מגיב בתגובות
      NEDUJ

    • @NoFaceCobain
      @NoFaceCobain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It happens

    • @christiantatupu3841
      @christiantatupu3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What if he lives long enough to turn back into a villain?

  • @hiway19891
    @hiway19891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13153

    "My name is Larry Lawton, and this is my Masterclass"

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      hahahahahaha u got me

    • @isawicameiconqueredandcame3708
      @isawicameiconqueredandcame3708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol

    • @Ag4m3r
      @Ag4m3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This made my day, thanks

    • @tonytapia2042
      @tonytapia2042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He answered a lot of questions I was wondering. Especially the bank one. However I find it odd that I already knew a lot of his suggestions. I think I need help lol

    • @cabs9310
      @cabs9310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HAHAHAJAJWJAJAJSHAHAHA

  • @ivypatty
    @ivypatty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    Imagine this guy calling himself "Uncle Larry", crashing a Christmas party and giving you an expensive gift like "Woah, an apple watch? Where'd you get this???" and he goes "Ah I know a couple guys- I'm KIDDING Angela, Amazon delivery's run by the devil himself, jeez..." as your mom glares at him :) seems like a fun dude to tell you stories you don't care are real or fake, they're fun and make you laugh

    • @summerbreeze9576
      @summerbreeze9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @aland7236
      @aland7236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It fell off a truck.

    • @Me-qq7fv
      @Me-qq7fv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was so specific haha

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah real fun until his world crashes in on you and either someone he robbed or owes money to comes to your family with a vengeance. Or the feds catch on and suck you into it, staking out your place, interrogating you and making you feel like you’re guilty of something just because your family member is who they are, then they try to use you against them and that’s a whole other kind of guilt. Not to mention the embarrassment when it goes around town your family has a criminal in it. Everyone starts looking at you differently. Friends, gf, neighbors, people you see on a daily basis.
      Had an uncle like that. He was really cool and trust me was the favorite uncle, until he wasn’t. Then it was just a nightmare for us, even long after he went to jail.

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/w-d-xo.html.

  • @tisvision
    @tisvision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    "I do not condone criminal activity"
    *proceeds to give a step by step tutorial on said criminal activity*

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Giving you a tip means hes givint law enforcement tips on what youre doing.

  • @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss
    @ChrisBlagdonIsABoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6313

    This dude saying "I'd take stealing apple watches over picasso any day" while wearing an apple watch is hilarious

    • @snowconeinthedoublecup
      @snowconeinthedoublecup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      There are definitely some painting I wouldn't mind falling off a truck.

    • @marks4355
      @marks4355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Q. E. D. the paintings are 1 of 1 there easily tracked if they see that on the black market they can track the person and ban there in trouble

    • @marks4355
      @marks4355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Q. E. D. with apple watches they make million of them and they cant track them and find the person

    • @agresivemartinformerlyagre1850
      @agresivemartinformerlyagre1850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You beat me to this comment.

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shoulda worn a Picasso.

  • @Mark-hg6vc
    @Mark-hg6vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5151

    Plot twist : Larry wanted to know the insides of Vanity Fair, that's why he agreed to participating in this video

  • @Babe-vi6cv
    @Babe-vi6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    larry knows exactly what everyone watching this video is thinking lmao he reminded us like every 5 seconds NOT to go rob a place

  • @Nixitur
    @Nixitur ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I find it pretty funny how with a lot of professionals on this channel, you have them going "oh, the characters made a mistake here, this would never happen"...
    ... while Larry goes "oh yeah, they made a mistake, and that's _precisely_ why it's realistic".

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19063

    This guy looks like the really cool uncle that your parents don't want you hanging out with

    • @asmosisyup2557
      @asmosisyup2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

      I'm sure he *IS* the really cool uncle someone's parents dont want them hanging around with.

    • @oksharks358
      @oksharks358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Marie Fiction I didn’t know weebs had a sense of humor

    • @generic727
      @generic727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      i didn't know bay area sports fans had toes

    • @krystiankornilowicz4577
      @krystiankornilowicz4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      bro i legit have an uncle like that. He was an ex helicopter pilot in the old wars. He was somewhere in asia. Italian of course and legit has connections to the itlian mafia. Like at the time the dude met someone who said hid kill someone for free since he was family. cool times.

    • @GabruOneRacing
      @GabruOneRacing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marie Fiction hahaha exactly!!!!

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20246

    This guy is _far_ too likable. I think he needs his own show.

    • @ninedaysjane2466
      @ninedaysjane2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      I'd love to see him talk about famous cases and how they were pulled off, especially ones that were never solved.

    • @ninjapowerx11
      @ninjapowerx11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ninedaysjane LOL

    • @brottarnacke
      @brottarnacke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, he should be in movies too.

    • @austinn_6161
      @austinn_6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joseph Schultz yes

    • @LunatiqHigh
      @LunatiqHigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Check out his comment above you, he has his own channel now. Looks new, oldest vid I see is 3 weeks old I think

  • @astoldbywilliam
    @astoldbywilliam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I can respect the fact that Larry never used brute force or violence but rather intimidation.

    • @ChickenCrewNews
      @ChickenCrewNews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bet if someone started swinging on him or shooting he would have been doing it right back lol. Never say Never -Justin Beiber

    • @eelek1
      @eelek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ChickenCrewNews watch his youtube video on how he got caught. Somebody was shooting at him, and he had guns but didn't shoot back.

    • @slonk420
      @slonk420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He didn't have an actual gun, it was a bb gun, if it was an actual gun he would've got like 100 years

    • @eelek1
      @eelek1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@slonk420 he said he did but he threw them in a pond

    • @cyrid1038
      @cyrid1038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eelek1 in one of the robberies he found a sack full of guns iirc for security and that’s when he threw those in a river while escaping. I think he still kept his BB gun with him

  • @Calebburke1204
    @Calebburke1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    As a former 7-11 worker I can say that yes they don't want you to fight back. It's in our training to just give them what they want. I almost got fired for disarming the guy who tried to rob me one night, fight or flight kicked in. You never know how you're going to react when someone has a gun against your head until you experience the situation yourself.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sure you did buddy.

    • @lunadarling5598
      @lunadarling5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🧢🧢🧢

    • @Nyx_2142
      @Nyx_2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@factbeaglesarebest Clearly nothing happens, has happened, or ever will happen. Life is a void of nothingness.

    • @garmen-
      @garmen- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@factbeaglesarebest aww, look I know your life is boring but that doesn’t mean nothing ever happens to anyone ever

    • @titanfighter12
      @titanfighter12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What's the link to the news story about you getting robbed?

  • @samhilliard3461
    @samhilliard3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4993

    "I am in no way advocating crime"
    *5 seconds later*
    "If you're going to rob something..."

    • @jonathangoss5275
      @jonathangoss5275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      righttttt lol

    • @mrstfu1170
      @mrstfu1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mārcis Bukovskis You are a idiot like are you dumb

    • @bananaboy1013
      @bananaboy1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@mrstfu1170 and you are 2 years old because you believe everything and you don't know what a joke means

    • @gerardgarcia4005
      @gerardgarcia4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey man it could be worse I have 4 life sentences and 35 different accounts of first-degree murder and I also blew up the bank near my house.

    • @fionnachmahoney-richardson7328
      @fionnachmahoney-richardson7328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mrstfu1170 r/wooooosh

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15200

    It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

    • @jackleavens1661
      @jackleavens1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      The King of the Penguins he knows that he could convince a saint to case a joint for him

    • @chiaramorelli7802
      @chiaramorelli7802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@jackleavens1661 he probably already did

    • @myoriginalname
      @myoriginalname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      only took him 12 yrs in prison to understand what’s right and what’s wrong.

    • @kelliew2813
      @kelliew2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      lol ... I think it's more a sign of how much he *truly* disliked Federal Prison. People who have been in the system are acutely aware of how difficult it actually is to get out, and paranoid about being sent back.

    • @burny7216
      @burny7216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It could also be a fear that a judge could watch this and say "Hmmm, have you really learned your lesson? You're talking about it in a way that makes me think you haven't.. 2 more years for you."
      Cause let's be real, that's entirely likely.

  • @kyonascontentcorner6552
    @kyonascontentcorner6552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    As a writer who constantly needs random “iffy” information, thank you! You know what kinda lists I’ll end up on by searching heists and how to break into certain buildings? These videos are a Godsend

    • @memowaill691
      @memowaill691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's exactly why I'm watching this,I'm writing a jewelry heist rn and this video is really helpful😭

    • @aashitashyam6060
      @aashitashyam6060 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I knew I would meet fellow writers here

    • @kambrieearl4299
      @kambrieearl4299 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THANK YOU! Now all I need is for someone to explain to me how to get my spy character into the US national treasury. Any ideas?

    • @indolencegaming
      @indolencegaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kambrieearl4299 Consult Larry Lawton, he probably does

  • @DSMTheEditor
    @DSMTheEditor ปีที่แล้ว +23

    16:58 One touch I liked in the movie is that the brothers rob local branches, so the feds initially can't get involved when it's not a national branch. And they initially take nothing higher than $20s to avoid countermeasures like dye packs. It's only when they get greedy later that it all falls apart

  • @hynori1819
    @hynori1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3568

    When you are so good at being a Criminal that the Police hire you.

    • @Skitz6969
      @Skitz6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      A wise man once said "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

    • @JobForAMaxboy
      @JobForAMaxboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Skitz6969 he was obviously making a lot more money before

    • @Skitz6969
      @Skitz6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@JobForAMaxboy i was referencing the dark knight when no says to kill the Batman, and the mob asks why he hasn't done it yet and joker replied back with "if you're good at something, never do it free"

    • @finalfantasu7615
      @finalfantasu7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SNITCH....

    • @fuzzywintercoat
      @fuzzywintercoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Theres a show about this called White Collar would recommend

  • @jamiegoodman1195
    @jamiegoodman1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8619

    "I'm not a jewel thief. I'm a robber."
    Vanity Fair: puts jewel thief in title

    • @adan9925
      @adan9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I don't think you can be " a jewel robber " you can be " a jewellery store robber " but that would look weird on the title.

    • @uselessdegenerate7565
      @uselessdegenerate7565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Jewel thief sounds more dramatic

    • @lumozade2182
      @lumozade2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ex thief

    • @secludedmisanthrope6388
      @secludedmisanthrope6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Theft is the removal of property without the owner's permission with the intention if keeping/selling it, but it's theft because there is no use of force and/or intimidation on the victim directly. Robbery is the act of using force and/or intimidation directly on the victim to take that person's property. No force or intimidation means not a robbery.

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well to be fair, "jewel thief" is a much more recognizable phrase than "jewel robber"

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I absolutely love that this guy literally went to the Gemological Institute of America just to learn how to do more valuable robberies

  • @dynagaming2693
    @dynagaming2693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The thing about robberies too, is that you don't wanna get involved with anyone who's the "loose cannon" type. Yes, you need fear and intimidation which normally keeps people in line, but in a lot of robberies when they walk in and start throwing people around, you can almost bet they'd be willing to screw over their whole crew or resort to violence regardless of the outcome. There's been a lot of cases where bank robbers have harmed people even after they got what they came for. At that point, you have more charges and it's honestly a liability. Most successful unsolved robberies were ones where not a single shot was fired or a single person harmed.

  • @franktibbitts3117
    @franktibbitts3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53885

    These online training courses are getting really interesting.

    • @monagindetablan5617
      @monagindetablan5617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      Hahah! I like the way you think.

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

      "Former Mastermind robber reviews GTA heists..."
      _"We'll see what they got wrong is"_

    • @joyceofdriving4954
      @joyceofdriving4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious.

    • @etime89
      @etime89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lmaoooooo

    • @natanmiksic8537
      @natanmiksic8537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao

  • @iuda70dB
    @iuda70dB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4495

    Now: "Larry Lawton"
    Before: "Larry Outlawton"

  • @Komyeta
    @Komyeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    He looks like a boss in every GTA games

  • @runes5407
    @runes5407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Thief makes it sound like I came into somebody's house and stole everythin'. I just went up with a gun in their face" _Well Then_

  • @adeadmeme8068
    @adeadmeme8068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4022

    Him:”I am in not way encouraging anyone to commit these crimes”
    Me: *Taking notes* Sure

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Lets gang up... South bridge, 11:45 when sun is shining at an 40 degree angle and reflects on passing by people, safe is opening at 11:50 and closes after 15 minutes. Cops will be here in 10, at least 1 patrol car will be first, so we got 5 minutes to get in and out. Take the hard stuff, no paper, nothing personalized so nothing can be traced. I'll get the Baby Yoda mask to look cute, you get teddy bear or something...or just mom's pantyhose and sunglasses. The moment you get in, color down the height markings with large line up and down. We split it at our meeting point and get lost our own ways, never to be seen again. I have no relatives, no gf, I am forever alone, so don't bother blackmailing me.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@JackSilver1410 jokes on you he put slow acting poison in your drink a week before the heist

    • @OShaggHenny
      @OShaggHenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@NeostormXLMAX pulled a sneaky on ya

    • @saitama2467
      @saitama2467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@NeostormXLMAX jokes on you he knew that you would do that so he switched the drinks so actually the other guy took it himself

    • @alexvj2011
      @alexvj2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The FBI agent monitoring this: *taking notes* sure

  • @liamleonard9120
    @liamleonard9120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5535

    I like how most criminals they have on here explain how wrong the movies get things but meanwhile you got four guys in rabbi outfits robbing a jewelry store and this guy just goes “yup pretty realistic I actually knew a guy who did that”

    • @levirosner1728
      @levirosner1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      lmfao

    • @jpalarino143
      @jpalarino143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A

    • @justinsincoise6693
      @justinsincoise6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A

    • @mickaylao.9744
      @mickaylao.9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      They're not rabbi outfits, they're dressed as Hasidim. Huge difference.

    • @ritoTM
      @ritoTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Liam Leonard I feel like he actually is paying attention to the actions of them and not little things like what they say or what they’re wearing. I actually like how he wasn’t like the other people on here who are like “yep this is wrong because they’re wearing gray instead of black and i would be wearing black”. He actually understands it’s just a movie and parts are exaggerated.

  • @WernerKlorand
    @WernerKlorand 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think that in "Heat" you CAN see how heavy those bags are and that the robbers are actually struggling. Maybe the actors don't have to carry 70 pounds but not 10 either. I'd be surprised to find that Michael Mann hadn't thought of that aspect, that's a director who makes you repeat a scene if the sound of the clothes hangers is not to his liking.

  • @dperl5640
    @dperl5640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I started working in law enforcement we had numerous house burglaries in a short time span. Appeared to be same people doing them. After about 3-4 we realized there was always something major happening minutes before the burglaries. Misdirection is very effective. Unfortunately. Finally, we actually were able to catch the people causing the misdirection, and they in turn ended up telling us who was committing the burglaries.

  • @blad3wood
    @blad3wood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4724

    I could watch this guy Narrate an entire Netflix documentary like this.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      You've gotta admit, the guy catches your attention with his descriptions really well.

    • @ia_ereh1995
      @ia_ereh1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone like this comment so we can get this going.

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeeeeeessss

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s such a shame... this guy sounds smart, interesting and could whatever job he got have success “ of course there probably some he couldn’t do but it’s more about his character “ and he did crime.. waste 12 years of his life in prison and being in a very dangerous business.. it’s just a shame.. oh well at least he has pay his duty and doing his best in what he do .. !

    • @theequalizer2465
      @theequalizer2465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should do it

  • @stefan_dumitru
    @stefan_dumitru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4894

    Plot twist: This guy wanted to know the insides out of law enforcement to plan his biggest heist then dissapear forever.

    • @WakamonoInazuma
      @WakamonoInazuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      xSerpent he’s planning to rob the internet

    • @bambi7563
      @bambi7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ibrahim Syed it’s a joke dumbass

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn't this a Payday2 heist? The joint is literally the FBI and its just like any other heist really?

    • @sirinkprialnik
      @sirinkprialnik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      steal the Moon

    • @salmon_1111
      @salmon_1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      mango juice yas oh you silly gorl, you can’t just steellllll the moon, you’ve got to shrink it first

  • @JasonL77
    @JasonL77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just watched an interview where Larry said that Vanity Fair screwed him over and never paid him for this. He even filmed another video for them, but never signed the release for it because he was never paid for the first one.

  • @GrimmReaper7165
    @GrimmReaper7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel like this is more of a Master Class than a review on movie heists.

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    Narrator: "Former Jewel thief"
    Mr. Lawton: "Robber, not a thief"
    Video title: "Former Jewel Thief"

    • @LemmysSwords
      @LemmysSwords 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      SEO I guess. No one is going to be searching for 'jewel robber'.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's actually dishonest

    • @dumvi3176
      @dumvi3176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aight I think we know who Mr. Lawtons about to rob

    • @MenOfWarCSS
      @MenOfWarCSS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His channel banner: Jewel Thief

    • @flyerfan8
      @flyerfan8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Random Internet Weirdo thief is a generic term and applies to all takings. Robber implies a thief who steals using violence or threats of violence to commit the theft. It isn’t wrong to call him a thief it just isn’t precise.

  • @raaifbokhari
    @raaifbokhari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2014

    He forgot to say
    "I'm Larry Lawton, and this, is my Masterclass"

    • @kamuelalee
      @kamuelalee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pay in blood for this class

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @SushiReversed
      @SushiReversed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And you're watching Disney Channel!

    • @erik-001-
      @erik-001- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raaif 😂😂😂

  • @alabamaal225
    @alabamaal225 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What Lawton pointed out about "Ocean's 11" was the big problem I had with the movie: There was WAY too many people involved. If you paid attention, most of the 11 came across as arrogant asshats who, if they didn't blab before the heist would afterwards eventually brag to everyone they knew about how cool it was and how cool they were. Additionally, there was a hundred things that could have gone wrong, any one of which would have blown up the whole thing.

  • @mystiekmelody8857
    @mystiekmelody8857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think in The Thomas Crown Affair he did it because it was satisfying to see if he could do it, and how well he could plan it, and carry it out. Testing your skills is great motivation. Feeling like you are smarter than everyone else, then wanting to prove it, seems like a possible reason.

  • @jonathansefcik473
    @jonathansefcik473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7030

    These Skillshare courses are getting out of hand

    • @mehakdoosaj
      @mehakdoosaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jonathan Sefcik this is such an underrated comment

    • @baddoSan
      @baddoSan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mehakdoosaj it's not he copied someone else comment

    • @andrewmills2747
      @andrewmills2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *insert instructional website here*

    • @fazza2104
      @fazza2104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Copied comment

    • @mehakdoosaj
      @mehakdoosaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Makaveli X oops didn’t notice!! I take it back OP, NOT COOL

  • @Alster123456
    @Alster123456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    "I used to rob drug dealers."
    Just as I thought he couldn't get any more badass

    • @wills.e.e8014
      @wills.e.e8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omar Little: That's cute

    • @spambamkeija634
      @spambamkeija634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Will S.E.E
      Lmao

    • @nomarsenrab
      @nomarsenrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Larry Comin"

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fat white Omar

    • @kidcharlemagne3044
      @kidcharlemagne3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao I’m so glad people referenced The Wire, makes me happy so many people watch that show.

  • @peatard
    @peatard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just came here for the comments, I won’t play through this video until larry gets paid.

  • @samoolred1245
    @samoolred1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    he's a charismatic guy , if he asked if i wanted to rob a bank or if i was being robbed in a bank i'd feel at ease in both situations .

  • @christopherdean9684
    @christopherdean9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3047

    Lawton: *I am not endorsing crime*
    Also Lawton: _gives us an equation on how many cops are in a given area at one time_

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I wonder if that's out-dated since he works for the police now HMMMMM

    • @klarnorbert
      @klarnorbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You really think, police and FBI didn't know about this interview? I bet they even made the script for this video.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      well yeah, but the cops also know that too and can react as appropriately as possible

    • @chanteller659
      @chanteller659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He actually isn't endorsing crimes - as he says, criminals aren't always the brightest - drug dealers, etc. They're probably going to use a technique off a YT vid, and also the cop is making the YT vid...
      It's like giving a key to a combination safe you own. The actual use of these techniques will get you got, not the other way round.

    • @clocked0
      @clocked0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ricardo Santos The crime you are describing is a matter of personal morality. A crime is a crime regardless of whether it hurts someone or not.
      Doesn't mean the law is always right, or that crimes are always bad.

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This guy is my favorite so far, you can definitely catch that "yeah this isn't someone you wanna f*** with because he knows what he's doing" vibe sitting right beneath the surface. Imagine having a beer and listening to some of his stories lol.

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Between 15 and 18 million dollars”
    Lmao the guy stole so much he lost track

  • @steventayman4109
    @steventayman4109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5733

    Me: has no intentions of ever robbing anything ever
    Also me: taking mental note of all Larry's tips

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Steven tayman How long before you started noticing black vans following you after this comment?

    • @steventayman4109
      @steventayman4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@malewife6287 lolol none so far!😂😂

    • @beerice_0199
      @beerice_0199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It’s one of those “just in case” notes you know?

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And take counters. Every tip has a catch.

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

  • @sunnycapri8544
    @sunnycapri8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    "Not thief, I was a robber"
    VF: "biggest jewel thief in U.S."

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Jewel robber doesn't sound as good

    • @ViaMirage
      @ViaMirage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

    • @juliabernard25
      @juliabernard25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

    • @thedarkhorse8424
      @thedarkhorse8424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@juliabernard25 why did u copy past another comment to reply

  • @gusrosevear5974
    @gusrosevear5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It would be cool if this guy had his own channel because hes a lot better at telling stories than a lot of people

    • @Bori.1776
      @Bori.1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He does and has more subscribers than this channel.

    • @elonmusket9860
      @elonmusket9860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he has this dope series that goes through his whole experience in 12 years in prison very well told

  • @Eshkanama
    @Eshkanama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the movie “Snatch” the reason that one guy had all the guns is so that ALL of them didn’t get beeped on the metal detector. If you watch the beginning, the security guard is scanning them all, and the last guy (with the guns) is scanned, he just looks at the security guard and is like “what do you want me to do, drop my pants?” He just let’s him through.

  • @dnmclnnn
    @dnmclnnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2655

    "You'd have a fence for VCRs"
    Dang this dude really has been in prison for 12 years

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yeah lol
      “Gotta have a fence for...walkmans, bell bottoms, and those cars that go awoogah”

    • @chrissmith3587
      @chrissmith3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dan MacLennan VCRs still have some value in recycling, the difficulty is knowing the recycling companies and processes and how to get the optimal return on the VCR.
      They wouldn’t be worth stealing though as it would be too heavy for not much money

    • @whittengreen8781
      @whittengreen8781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I am in no way advocating crime"
      5 seconds later
      "If you're going to rob something..."

    • @chrisgeorge5769
      @chrisgeorge5769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      13:

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whittengreen8781 If you're going in, you might as well be professional about it.

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4850

    Larry: I am not endorsing or encouraging any crime or robbery
    Also Larry: *gives a very specific tips and tricks how to rob a bank and how to sell your stuff after robbery*

    • @Error-oq6xc
      @Error-oq6xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Jakub Port he still doesn’t condone people to do it though; nor encourages anybody.

    • @Kaiserhawk
      @Kaiserhawk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      goes both ways, since people looking to beef up security will have a better idea what to look for.

    • @eternalgamer674
      @eternalgamer674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Error-oq6xc yeah but it's kind of a joke. He's aware.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I slowed the video down because he was talking to quickly for me to write

    • @AngelineL.
      @AngelineL. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mike L Honestly, I would be too if I did it.

  • @user-fp1go9fl7n
    @user-fp1go9fl7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I thought he was a small time robber when he described himself as one saying that he went to banks with just a gun in hand, but after watching the video I realized how bigshot this guy was. Thanks for posting this video.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He never robbed a bank... and you definitely aren’t understanding what he says. Lawton was a JEWEL thief. He had 4 12s caught for racketeering and he always references how COMPLICATED and the TIME it took him and his crews to plan and execute his robberies.

  • @Scientist19exe
    @Scientist19exe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "i dont encourage robbery"
    "Rob something you can get rid off. Take apple watches over picasos any day"

  • @abhikrish7436
    @abhikrish7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    "If I robbed a truckload of Apple watches...."
    see's apple watch on his wrist
    Me: hmmmm

    • @royk7712
      @royk7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      a truck load of apple watches

    • @austinhuber3131
      @austinhuber3131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lifts coffee cup: says Kobayashi underneath.

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He's following the very same rules he set.
      > Always know what you're robbing.
      > Rob only stuff you can sell.

    • @axelfoley133
      @axelfoley133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@austinhuber3131 The greatest trick Larry ever pulled, was convincing the world that Apple Watch truck didn't exist...
      And like that...
      It's gone!

    • @sonofsaturn5482
      @sonofsaturn5482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sees*

  • @abouthowimfeeling4294
    @abouthowimfeeling4294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9487

    Imagine tho, robbing a bank, filling the bags with bills, ready to go and then you realize you’re too weak to carry it....lmao sorry but that seems legit hilarious

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That's why you want to rob bitcoin, it weighs nothing.

    • @fatkitty4207
      @fatkitty4207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao hahha

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scottmatheson3346 is tgat possible?

    • @mynames7664
      @mynames7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lalboimanlun1230 indeed it is, scamming bitcoin if you can pull it off you're not getting caught, tough to do but no risk associated

    • @gabyrocha4467
      @gabyrocha4467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That would be me if I tried to rob a bank. Can you IMAGINE how EMBARRASSING

  • @GatCat
    @GatCat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yes, money and assets are insured. HOWEVER, after the insurance pays out, they restructure those policies and require more money for the same insurance. There is no magic loop hole where insurance makes all loss go away.

  • @AnimecrazySakura7
    @AnimecrazySakura7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he was talking about casinos and how they were too hard to rob cuz he checked 😂 This has been my favorite in the true crime series for sure! What great insights

  • @sharxx112
    @sharxx112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    This guy needs a movie about his life and all the robberies he's done

    • @nolanthomas4950
      @nolanthomas4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It's called Gangster Redemption

    • @dranzerjetli5126
      @dranzerjetli5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No need to glorify it.

    • @StrongSinger
      @StrongSinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob Thornton he needs to do the voice over for the whole movie 😂

    • @NileshKumar-ic1vt
      @NileshKumar-ic1vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is like real life Dominic torreto

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dranzerjetli5126 Glorify? There is no fun...let Tarantino write and direct it and he'll make it glorifyingly beautiful and fun movie :D

  • @MisterFoxx
    @MisterFoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5573

    "But I don't do that anymore" lol I'm sure he's probably genuine but it sounds funny every time he points out that he doesn't rob anymore.

    • @Ocrilat
      @Ocrilat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yea, but he doesn't do it any less either!

    • @lisalombs1239
      @lisalombs1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      He's exuding a lot of "I would love to go rob a jewelry store" energy.

    • @JB-jr4xq
      @JB-jr4xq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'll leave someone else to ruin the triple six likes

    • @hailbopthecomet
      @hailbopthecomet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Methinks thou doth protest too much.

    • @natedetailscars
      @natedetailscars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "... But it's WRONG"

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Larry is the man, you couldn’t ask fir a more definitive perspective on this topic

  • @stoneysdead689
    @stoneysdead689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What he just said- about taking the apple watches over the fine art- makes absolute perfect sense. It's something they teach you in economics- the teacher will often ask what something is worth, the students usually look at the intrinsic value of the thing in question- the labor involved in making it, etc.- but then the teacher reminds them that if they don't have a market for it, it's worth nothing. It's just an exercise to stress the importance of markets to students but- lines up perfectly with the thieves' mentality as well. What's it worth? Whatever the market will bear- and not one penny more.

  • @XXTheMoleXX
    @XXTheMoleXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    "I am not encouraging crime"
    "So here's what you wanna do"

    • @chacaloredo451
      @chacaloredo451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I do not encourage stealing..."if your going to steal something steal apple watches"😂

    • @jsmithers.
      @jsmithers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Adaneth That's right, LYAO right into my mouth! :')

    • @frumpleydashbaggler1233
      @frumpleydashbaggler1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disclaimer: Vanity Fair does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

    • @Mo05sar
      @Mo05sar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      don't forget? "this looser got caught"

    • @Jseer
      @Jseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆😆😆

  • @billycarter155
    @billycarter155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8721

    13:00 “When you have 12 people who know what’s going on, there’s gonna be a snitch somewhere.” Wish someone would’ve told Jesus that 😭

    • @phiainstituteofenglish7508
      @phiainstituteofenglish7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      That's golden, mate.:)

    • @blxckhippie
      @blxckhippie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      @@phiainstituteofenglish7508 Was literary thinking this, wished he would have said, "they'll be a judus in your squad"

    • @Bloodark124
      @Bloodark124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Then you realize without that "snitch" things would've ended up differently and defeats the point of "Jesus"

    • @Deltadivaix
      @Deltadivaix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol

    • @ilplastic
      @ilplastic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Jesus knew he practically told Judas to get it over with before he got captured

  • @georgeking2518
    @georgeking2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is by far the best expert review. Not only is he reviewing the movies but most of the video is a professional robbery class. 😂😂

  • @the_average_canadian
    @the_average_canadian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    His distinction between Robbery and Theft is correct. That applies here in Canada too: theft is just stealing something, robbery involves violence or a threat of violence in addition to that.

  • @wiggaforreal
    @wiggaforreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    This dude should be the one giving you heist missions in GTA V

    • @Tinylinson
      @Tinylinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i would kill to see him characterized in a cut scene!! helping you plan out heists, oh mAN. yes.

    • @ToastWithButter
      @ToastWithButter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      he's 1000x better than lester, lesters really annoying

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ToastWithButter But that's the charm of Lester.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now imagine the Number 9 sketch in Larry Lawton's voice

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hooked On Chronics Can I see your
      CHICKIE NUGGIES

  • @hikari31415
    @hikari31415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    "Maybe it's for the thrill?"
    "Thrill?? J**k off more!" LMAO

    • @leightonvanderesch277
      @leightonvanderesch277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂It made me die🤣

    • @theretep6494
      @theretep6494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why did you censor jerk??

    • @SirCheeseEater
      @SirCheeseEater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theretep6494 they actually censored it in the video

    • @ikb8373
      @ikb8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taybaybay5553
      @taybaybay5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best part

  • @shawn576
    @shawn576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this dude. He knows his stuff, he's proud that he knows it, and he wants you to know it too.

  • @khrisawniamcintosh2689
    @khrisawniamcintosh2689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Why is Larry so likable?
    He should have been a teacher, everyone would pass his class...this video is so entertaining!

  • @ellowmaboiii4550
    @ellowmaboiii4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    2030: Alien reviews sci-fi movies...

    • @AsDeft
      @AsDeft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "Pause right there. Really cool detail here is that he has a plumbus, which is actually something that many aliens own. Good attention to detail."

    • @ellowmaboiii4550
      @ellowmaboiii4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AsDeft lol very accurate

    • @masoncha7262
      @masoncha7262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ellow maboiii you do realize that’s only 10 years away

    • @ellowmaboiii4550
      @ellowmaboiii4550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@masoncha7262 you do realize it's a joke

    • @HaI0gen
      @HaI0gen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Earthling Cinema

  • @_araport_5186
    @_araport_5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2897

    “How to make money”
    Google: *shows nearby jobs*
    Bing:

    • @raventhornicus1537
      @raventhornicus1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thank mr. bing

    • @Pyxe_ZA
      @Pyxe_ZA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣 best comment

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Google shows you the legal ways and what it thunks you want bing shows you exactly what you want

    • @moreglutesmoredudes9974
      @moreglutesmoredudes9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 You do realize that the gentleman in the video had to go to jail.

    • @rkvishnu762
      @rkvishnu762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 😂

  • @aiya7239
    @aiya7239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My parents jewelry store was robbed. Nearly scared my for life cause I felt like things I new were safe just weren’t anymore. One of the safest places in my city was cracked open by a mallet. All by a guy in bowling shoes 😒

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this guy actually went to an academy to learn about how to rate diamonds so he knew which ones to steal....
    that's some commitment

  • @archedkraken3119
    @archedkraken3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3904

    This dude looks like if Walter White was a New Yorker.

  • @ari-dynamicarchive
    @ari-dynamicarchive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7720

    Video Title: "Jewel Thief."
    Vanity Fair: "Jewel Thief."
    Larry: "Call me robber instead, I don't like thief."
    Vanity: "Okay. So, this jewel thief..."

    • @loganfischer6711
      @loganfischer6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Intro says jewel robber 😂😂

    • @MrGuana141
      @MrGuana141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The voice in the video calling him a Jewel Thief is the intro of his channel ^^

    • @HannahTinsel
      @HannahTinsel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I also think the name “jewel thief” is more commonly searched than “jewel robber” and therefore gets them more views

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/88yQhk7kd6E/w-d-xo.html.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HannahTinsel still inaccurate

  • @Tryforlive.
    @Tryforlive. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If you've never seen Larry's series before or read his book highly recommend it

  • @EvanYoungMusic
    @EvanYoungMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love his last line. Man Larry's stories are always amazing.

  • @parkerdalemberte3921
    @parkerdalemberte3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6319

    Larry: *hypothetically talks about robbing a truck load of apple watches*
    Also Larry: *has an apple watch on*

    • @calcramer
      @calcramer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      pure coincidence.

    • @urnanshaggedmyhamster8195
      @urnanshaggedmyhamster8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      austin cramer that’s what the accomplices say

    • @wckvn
      @wckvn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hm.... stealing items with a GPS tracking system... Hm... Digital fingerprints all over the place...

    • @benjaminshepherd610
      @benjaminshepherd610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Glad someone else noticed

    • @CS11
      @CS11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PLT LDR not gonna be set up so if he’s selling them next day that’s fine

  • @theomgsee8217
    @theomgsee8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    Larry: “I’m not encouraging anyone to commit crime”
    Also Larry: *tells us best way to commit crimes*

    • @frequencydecline5250
      @frequencydecline5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But he really didn't. There is nothing he said that would really be helpful unless someone is just new and daft to this world.

    • @mysmirandam.6618
      @mysmirandam.6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He also says you will get caught

    • @metal87power
      @metal87power 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@frequencydecline5250 Each piece of advice is helpful even if that's obvious for some.

    • @TheLuftpolsterfolie
      @TheLuftpolsterfolie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He also tells the owners what to do.

    • @ecksdee1115
      @ecksdee1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't condone you to commit these crimes, but if you do, here's how you should do it.

  • @theqwndiva
    @theqwndiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he made the disclaimer about being wrong and that he did encourage theft several times during filming... Very cute.

    • @theqwndiva
      @theqwndiva 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      S/B DIDN'T condone theft...

    • @RealPlasmodium
      @RealPlasmodium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explaining a crime is not the same thing as encouraging people to do it.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is one of the most -instructive- umm... informative videos you guys have done. Thanks!

  • @mishaj2647
    @mishaj2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    Next on vanity fair: “serial killer breaks down famous murder scenes in movies”

    • @itsghostingz
      @itsghostingz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Please?

    • @sathvikacharya2585
      @sathvikacharya2585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Though that is difficult . They could get someone like Dexter . A weird forensic expert

    • @megag52
      @megag52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i would really like to see that

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Cannibal describes cooking recipes used in movies.

    • @vrumbledump3240
      @vrumbledump3240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Psycho Maniac breaks down famous psychotic rampages

  • @iwritechecksatthegrocerystore
    @iwritechecksatthegrocerystore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    I like how he clarified “robber” not “thief” then the voice over immediately calls him a “thief”....

    • @bryanbee1604
      @bryanbee1604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I write Checks at the grocery store. So? Again 😂

    • @str8dominican
      @str8dominican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Holden Mcgroine No, he’s right. Not all burglary involves theft. Most of it does but not all. A thief is a person who takes things when no one is looking a robber takes things by force or with the threat of force.

    • @papasprogress2249
      @papasprogress2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He was implying that he had these people at gunpoint. That's robbing

    • @DaveMcIroy
      @DaveMcIroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stealing and robbing are 2 different things.

    • @andrewt013
      @andrewt013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the voice is pre recorded idiot

  • @larajanesen8795
    @larajanesen8795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way he says “walking” is just the most New York thing ive ever heard

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Not thief, I was a robber"
    Kind of insulting they put thief in the title of the video.

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    I love how this guy is basically just like “yeah, I stole millions of dollars, want tips?”

    • @bredbandtva7177
      @bredbandtva7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he shrugs off pointing guns at peoples heads like a total subhuman

    • @Watermelon_Man
      @Watermelon_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      bredband två relax on the subhuman title. He clearly said that he avoided violence in all of his robberies. He obviously had no intentions of hurting anyone. It’s just common sense that if you want to rob something with people around, unless it’s an inside job, you’re going to need to scare people into doing what you say. No one’s going to take you seriously as a robber if you run in empty handed and just start yelling out demands.

    • @Nils3OWN
      @Nils3OWN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Watermelon_Man He 100% ruined people's lives and mental health. BuTnOfOrCe lmao gtfo

    • @Xanthopathy
      @Xanthopathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nils3OWN Doesn't mean he is a subhuman.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Xanthopathy he said he scarred people for life. probably put a gun in their mouth and said he'll kill their whole family. so yeah, subhuman.

  • @Karmakaze
    @Karmakaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2359

    He clearly says: he's not a thief, but robber, yet you guys wrote 'thief' in the description, it's a total disrespect to this guy.

    • @Karmakaze
      @Karmakaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @Crystal Dreams Who's talking about colour of the skin here?

    • @stevenhargis1513
      @stevenhargis1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Crystal Dreams You got a poinr

    • @cccorn835
      @cccorn835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khawa Karpo and title too

    • @dylanpaez9450
      @dylanpaez9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Crystal Dreams Nobody brought up skin color. Why did you feel the need to rope *that* in here? Sheesh.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And we don't want to disrespect the criminal.

  • @andrejo7532
    @andrejo7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    BTW for anyone interested
    Larry has a TH-cam channel that INCREDIBLY interesting. Full of stories, recommend 10/10

    • @LarryLawtonJewelThief
      @LarryLawtonJewelThief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes i do!

    • @andrejo7532
      @andrejo7532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LarryLawtonJewelThief Mr Lawton. Honor to say hi to you. Have a great day and love the channel, it has helped me quite a lot.

  • @menorak
    @menorak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'I just went with a gun right to their face'
    This is a man I want to listen to.

  • @mikesfilmss2546
    @mikesfilmss2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9592

    him: “i do not encourage criminal activity”
    also him: “so if you want to know their response time, just throw a brick at a window. also, make sure you distract them!”

    • @maeve9615
      @maeve9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +565

      LMAOOOO HE’S LIKE THAT COOL UNCLE THAT HAS SO MANY STORIES TO TELL AND IS SUPPORTIVE ABOUT ALMOST ANYTHING

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      The false alarm tip was so good i'm using it in ranked matches cs go and valorant now auhsuahauahs

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Distract them? Have someone go past there to sell donuts to the cops.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      If you follow his channel you’ll know he does A LOT to prevent crime. He shares his stories to provide transparency... he’s not advocating crime... he’s just giving insight into realism...

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@factbeaglesarebest I agree strongly, but op's comment was a joke

  • @michaeltill6759
    @michaeltill6759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    This guy loves crime, just can’t do it anymore 😂

    • @JohnDoe-gc1kt
      @JohnDoe-gc1kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @yitz3155
      @yitz3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Michael Till that’s what he works for the police....

    • @deanwinchester3356
      @deanwinchester3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Michael Till Or he still does and has a normal job so no one suspects it.

    • @CheviPB
      @CheviPB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Till hahaahahahahahahaha

    • @robertandrew5328
      @robertandrew5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@deanwinchester3356 he never snitched on who his fence was because he IS a fence. This man is either a straight arrow kind of guy who's friends with the detective who caught him.
      or hes still a career criminal and he helps bust anyone who he might see as competition or use his knowledge of who is in the business to make them scapegoats

  • @jenconvertibles
    @jenconvertibles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “rob what you know” how can I rob existential dread?

  • @RingshadowCat
    @RingshadowCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man is a genuine delight to listen to. I loved this video. Larry, bless you.

  • @stinkynuts8079
    @stinkynuts8079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3722

    he must have incredible stories to tell at dinner parties or sometin

    • @Veijo33
      @Veijo33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He has. Go check out his channel by the name Larry Lawton

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Go to his youtube channel. His stories are insane. People call him Larry "Never Forget" Lawton.

    • @paulkerrigan9857
      @paulkerrigan9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know! I was just thinking he’d be great to sit next to at a bar or something and just listen to his exploits.

    • @Veijo33
      @Veijo33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulkerrigan9857 He has a live stream right now

    • @Kerttis
      @Kerttis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paulkerrigan9857 he would never forget you

  • @xDaringMotive
    @xDaringMotive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1677

    him: steal jewels they don't weigh as much
    also him: but u didn't hear it here

    • @rif42
      @rif42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Here is another tip: Loose weight and you can run faster.

    • @monkeyman1327
      @monkeyman1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Common sense really

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monkeyman1327 Yea, but there are upcoming robbers required some education, otherwise they can get caught real fast.

    • @unknow11712
      @unknow11712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rif42 if you need to run faster, you already failed .

    • @rajeshauto7399
      @rajeshauto7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thx it's kinda common sense think how much a phonebook weighs

  • @GraceLJW
    @GraceLJW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how instructive it is. It gives more awareness so people can tune their "spidey-senses" better.

  • @MycoCane
    @MycoCane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome video! As far as Snatch, the guns were all on one guy because they did have to go through a metal detector. He was dressed as an older rabbi, so he was able to command enough respect not to get strip-searched. No way it would have worked if all four of them set off the detector.