The story of a bunch of religious people, lead by their pastor and "Golden Heritage" destroying a National Forest, being taken to court and losing money, followed by a murderous TV show author and wine producer playing Crash Bandicoot, speaking about the European Union's hate, and how he produced "The Legend of Water", and proceeding to nuke an entire planet over it.
TheTribalSock I think they were actually exposing the destruction of the Wide-Palm National Forrest by some other entity-> “Bring to light”, but were stopped by those who would destroy it, sued and lost money. Stop the slander of the Pastor and the Golden heritage, they did nothing wrong.
@@speestechsupport1341 The Pastor of the Church of the Golden Heritage, as well as his followers, have attempted to protect the rain forest, but lost millions. It was no game. Their woe summed up in a single phrase, "Oh my God."
@@lkcdarzadix6216 that's heretic propaganda, because they didn't use enough blitzkrieg and exterminatus, at this episode of legend of water for the inquisitor to be an official member of the EU. All hail the Holy Imperium Europeus.
Note to self: I must create a drink called "Strange Murder" and market it to 40K players to the point that Gamesworkshop makes it a canon drink. This by the Holy Manperor I do solemnly swear I shall endeavor to do although I feel many tech priests(i,e:friends used as guinea pigs) shall go blind I will not give up nor waver in this ultimate goal, Manperor Bless!
So i asume everybody in the extermantus fleet died when there gel field failed and now demons of chaos try to act like there are human beings while controlling there dead bodys to bring the plot along?
I just want to know what the soundtrack is lol
The first part is this one th-cam.com/video/AL4YKWrj_x0/w-d-xo.html
The second one with Gabriel is that th-cam.com/video/Yha3L8-DBkw/w-d-xo.html
I call it "the ode to people lying to themselves of how good Crash Team Racing is"
Stop commenting on youtube and get in the fucking XV-8 Farsight! You have an empire to overthrow!
@@eliphas8200 thank you so much Sir Eliphas
It da weebo himself
"I wanted to kill my family but okay" - Gabe Angelboy
This is the most important wine name I call it: a strange murder
I played the game crash and I really liked it
But the plan is fulfilled.
There is a lake of fire
Truly a dramatic sentence
Gabriel Angelos' new wine brand:
𝕬 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕸𝖚𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖗
How do you do that
That is such a cool name for a wine.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘
The finest wine in the imperium
Who's Gabriel Angelos? His name's Fungus Cobb!
"This is the most important wine name;I call it a strange murder"
It does sound important
sounds like something I would read in sunless skies.
sounds like dwarf fortress naming
@@WelcomeToDERPLAND Huzzah! A man of culture!
Picard when he looses his mind
@@WelcomeToDERPLAND Ah a fellow civilised man
"I wanted to kill my family, but okay"
Bro that's pretty grimdark bro
Well it's 40k
“You weak sorry fool! How does it feel to have killed millions, to have betrayed your own family!”
“Ok”
Time to execute a Spaghetti noodle
Funny thing is, Gabriel Angelos did kill his father.
1:17 I played the game Crash, and i really liked it XD
The story of a bunch of religious people, lead by their pastor and "Golden Heritage" destroying a National Forest, being taken to court and losing money, followed by a murderous TV show author and wine producer playing Crash Bandicoot, speaking about the European Union's hate, and how he produced "The Legend of Water", and proceeding to nuke an entire planet over it.
TheTribalSock I think they were actually exposing the destruction of the Wide-Palm National Forrest by some other entity-> “Bring to light”, but were stopped by those who would destroy it, sued and lost money. Stop the slander of the Pastor and the Golden heritage, they did nothing wrong.
@@speestechsupport1341
The Pastor of the Church of the Golden Heritage, as well as his followers, have attempted to protect the rain forest, but lost millions. It was no game.
Their woe summed up in a single phrase, "Oh my God."
DISTurbedwaffle918 Indeed
:)
Spees Techsupport It’s time to spread awareness! THE CHURCH OF THE GOLDEN HERITAGE DID NOTHING WRONG!
Exterminatus bomb drops- *I WAS THE PRODUCER OF THE SHOW LEGEND OF WATER*
And he lost millions of dollars
I wonder if anyone actually looked up legend of water.
@@jacobweatherford4696 basically avatar tlok
“This sacred thing is no game.
Oh my god”
-dedicates 40k players
Nothing like opening a fresh bottle of "A Strange murder" and watching the latest episode of "The legend of water".
In the Wild Palm National Forest.
Being on fire
RIP Wild Palm National Forest
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Alternate video title: "The Legend of Water"
"I played the game Crash and I really liked it"
Even the bridge level?
Darek Domagała No, that’s why he blew up the planet.
Especially the bridge level
The one with the bombs and fire plants?
How soon until we get a Google translated Boreale's speech?
YYYYEEEEESSSSS
I want this
MAKE IT SO!
DEW IT
Constolation advisery teams today the naughtiest arrive to the window
Why do these work so damn well? The voice acting is on point.
This sacred thing is certainly no game
Oh my god
"I wanted to kill my family, but okay."
40K in a nutshell there
“This sacred thing is no game. Oh my god.” When Lorgar found out the Emperor doesn’t like being worshipped
Man, that guy was really salty about losing his money. He blew the whole national forest up.
Did Gabriel Angelos produce a TV series about the disappearance of Terra's water? Because I would most definitely want to watch that.
You mean Fungus Cobb
Of course he did ,who do you think stole it.
From Economics by the Inquisitorial fleet to family problems and failed wine and TV projects by Gabriel Angelos.
"The EU hates them, they consorted with strange powers"
Brexitermatus
Damn Johnson, he's becoming a chaos cultist
Funny thing is The uk created w40k
This one is like a dream. It makes almost enough sense for you to understand what's going on but you're still lost.
Most important wine name: the strange murder.
I like that name and I want to taste it. Maybe it was stolen from another chapter, but who cares.
Sounds like it was taken from the Word Bearers, probably during the whole Kronus debacle.
Why does Zoran sound so good as Gabriel Angelos???
It was the role he was meant to play. But then Dawn of War 3 came out.
If only he knew how to pronounce exacerbating.
Meanwhile on Holy Terra:
The Emperor: I AM SO CONFUSED...
Exterminatus but inquisitor has got the schizophrenia
Inquisitor confirmed as EU
@@lkcdarzadix6216 that's heretic propaganda, because they didn't use enough blitzkrieg and exterminatus, at this episode of legend of water for the inquisitor to be an official member of the EU.
All hail the Holy Imperium Europeus.
One of my maternal aunts has severe schizophrenia and this... Seems accurate.
Most of the inquisitors are mentally ill
Pretty sure Tzeentch is behind all of this, it's so good and confusing in equal measure.
Really hope this becomes a frequent thing, this are almost as golden as our Golden Heritage.
NANI?! ELIPHAS VIDEO IN 2020?!
"The EU hates them and views them as targets" Sounds like Brexit.
"This sacred thing is no game."
Accurate representation of Exterminatus
Darth Revan I know. I’ve seen it.
Darth Revan Looking back at my comment, I could see what you’re implying at.
“I wanted to kill my family, but okay.”
Don’t we all?
No
meme machine
You’ve obviously never had siblings.
Or grasp insincerity.
*You’ve obviously never had siblings*
Wrong
meme machine
Bloody hell take a joke.
@@rustkarl No u!
It's starting to get self-aware.
,,This sacred thing is no game"
“Oh my god.”
“ I played the game crashed and I really like it” perfectly describes my fallout 76 experience lol.
Honestly I just have to give the va’s credit here, it’s hilariously accurate to the original voices and that just makes it better
Third, final one? Too bad.
I'd watch thousands of these, these are hilarious and the VO is so good.
Actually I'm gonna edit that description, because I have like, 3 more in the making currently :v
Looks like 40k memes is back on the menu, boys!
An Inquisitor would destroy a planet after losing a bet worth millions of dollars
me: finds lava lake in minecraft
also me: "There was a lake of fire."
NO, NOT THE WHITE PALM NATIONAL FOREST!
Random Czech citizen: makes a meme
Article 13: 1:26
"Perhaps I'll do a third, final one eventually."
*Why must you tease us so?*
I feel like this is what AI fragments would speak like if a future civilization stumbled across one in our ruins...
Every single one of these videos is perfect. The hilarious dialogue combined with the accurate VAs, I’ve cried laughing at every one.
That TV series "The Legend of Water" about a whole planet being lit up, 10/10 would rewatch.
"We are indivisible, unconnected..."
But....Lord Inquisitor those are contradictions
Planetary destruction has never been so hilarious.
I look forward to “The Legend of Water.” Hopefully it’ll be as good as his last series
0:08 the us court system to men
I cannot wait for the release of the "The Legend of WATER"
"I was the producer, and composed 'The Legend of Water.'"
*Entire planet getting fucking destroyed.*
This sacred thing is no game,
OH MY GOD!
Hahahaha, why does this seem like an actual line in warhammer?🤣
1:17 when you review a Bethesda game on Steam
"We are indivisible and unconnected." HOW
"The Legend of Water" sounds pretty dope
Note to self: I must create a drink called "Strange Murder" and market it to 40K players to the point that Gamesworkshop makes it a canon drink. This by the Holy Manperor I do solemnly swear I shall endeavor to do although I feel many tech priests(i,e:friends used as guinea pigs) shall go blind I will not give up nor waver in this ultimate goal, Manperor Bless!
To be honest "The Legend of Water" is a pretty solid documentary.
xD
1:00 Mortarion after the Emperor arrived on Barbarus.
1:00 When Leman meets Magnus on Terra
1:09 Pretty sure Zoran did 50 takes of that one and laughed every time
"We came, and it is now our responsibility to pay the price in advance."
This is why you should always wear a condom...
Oh no.. the legend of water.. Clearly. Clearly. we are witnessing the end of Tera's water!
Fuck it, from now on I shall call Big E by the name - OUR GOLDEN PASTOR!
The first episode of the tv series, I was the producer and composed "the legend of water"
That line fucking killed me
It really didn't sound like gibberish until it got the second half of the video. That sounded like a drunk Michael Bay.
Lord Eliphas is finally back.
Why did Dad forget about me?
You don't exist. Shut up.
Eleventh Primarch The Corpse Emperor is dead. He will soon be forgotten as well.
Try being the 26th Primarch...
You know what you did.
You cost him millions of dollars and an entire national forest.
Let it be know: if you celebrate the birth of a child your world is doomed
So i asume everybody in the extermantus fleet died when there gel field failed and now demons of chaos try to act like there are human beings while controlling there dead bodys to bring the plot along?
The legend of water? Grandpa, why are you telling me all this while we're blowing up an entire world into a hellscape?
This is so sad. Alexa, translate despacito
This makes me want to see the Space Hulk Deathwing intro get scrambled by Google.
My side's have activated their warp drives and jumped into the warp. They didn't have their Gellar fields on unfortunately.
“This sacred thing is no game.”
Chaos is a strange realm
This sacred thing is no game. Oh my god.
thats sums up the Imperium perfectly
I don't know why but Zoran the Bear perfectly sounds like Gabriel Angelos...
It makes just as much sense as the warhammer universe
"I wanted to kill my family, but okay."
- Fucking Horus
Is it just me who thinks it's crazy how well Zoran plays a Gabriel Angelos?
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘
So they turned the planet into California? Interneting.
"I wanted to kill my family, but okay." - Leman Russ being convinced not to join Horus
"The EU hates them and views them as targets." LoL
Anyone have a link to the game Crash? I hear Gabby Anglophile really likes it.
"This sacred thing is no game.
Oh my god!"
Yeah, welcome to the club , pal!
:D :D :D
This sacred thing is no game, Oh my god
i lol hard on that part
Voice : This Sacred thing is no Game, Oh my God!
When you realize your GF is now your Wife
why does the first one sound like some pissed off stock investor
I really like that Golden Heritage part. I might use it in some of my stories
"I wanted to kill my family but ok." Shit Angelos calm down.
The legend of Water was my favourite series
Birthdays are evil incarnate
"The Legend of Water"? Blood Ravens stole Terra's oceans confirmed???
By Gork and Mork, you're alive!
I played the game crash and i really liked it: When did this turn in a random game review?
The legend of Water....soon
I want more fungus cobb! MOAR!
These are outstanding Chapter Master Brother Eliphas!
the madman did 2 uploads in a year the absolute unit