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  • @isiahlemons
    @isiahlemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    I’m a security guard who listens to these on my overnights to help stay awake, this’ll be interesting to listen to tonight lmao

    • @lawrencelord9777
      @lawrencelord9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Overnight gang💪🏽 we wake while others sleep

    • @shreyupalley1767
      @shreyupalley1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh, I just watched it. Do you really want to be scared on your shifts?

    • @isiahlemons
      @isiahlemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      shreyu palley being scared helps me stay awake and alert lmao

    • @smirky-shrugs
      @smirky-shrugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nice. my friend Joe was a security guard in a construction site maybe ten years ago and almost all he did was play PSP.
      He was on the phone with me, suddenly he got quiet for a minute.
      then he explained that somebody in a ski mask with a duffel bag slung over their shoulder crossed the road in front of him. He couldn't see them at first so he hit em with his head lights. The man stopped like the proverbial deer. Stared at him for a sec and then took off sprinting through the unfinished complex.
      Joe just stayed on the phone with me and didn't chase lol later he found damage to the fence in the direction the guy had went. Chickenshit din do is yob

    • @isiahlemons
      @isiahlemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Smirky Shrugs I could see it, security pays decent but not level 1 security, we’re just walking cameras. I don’t get paid enough to risk my life lmao

  • @rot1010
    @rot1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    "the ghetto archaeologist" got me rolling

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ghett-archaeolgist

    • @DrumRoody
      @DrumRoody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Deep behind jogger lines

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its one way to know its most likely true.

    • @tedking6790
      @tedking6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the symbol on your profile picture mean? I keep seeing it in the comments

    • @plasmabat718
      @plasmabat718 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tedking6790it’s from Warhammer 40k, its the Imperium of Man symbol based on the double-headed eagle symbol which originated in the Bronze Age

  • @shawncharleswood7332
    @shawncharleswood7332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Okinawa ghost stories are my favorite, on the base I was stationed there was a gate that had been closed down for a couple of years that was supposedly haunted. Story went that if you went to the gate at night(let’s say like 12-0300) a Marine in full battle rattle would come out of the jungle and ask for a cigarette. If you gave him one he would smoke it and shoot the shit with you and then just leave. Okinawa is haunted af

    • @EderPaz
      @EderPaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Lol sounds like a game. *hand marine ghost cigarette* SUCCESS. Marine smokes cigarette. Chills. Leaves.
      The 2nd playthrough:
      *Marine asks for cigarette* You reply: sorry man. Fresh out.
      Marine grows furious and leaves.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I heard a story like that from an old friend who was stationed there

    • @TheCoolerDrilis
      @TheCoolerDrilis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Smokin' with ghosts? Sounds fucking awesome.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the ghost smoker from Okinawa

    • @mockbadge5765
      @mockbadge5765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds awesome

  • @williamthurman1924
    @williamthurman1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “They don’t know what we got in the swamp” is easily the funniest yet most frightening thing I’ve ever heard

  • @moritzzz1
    @moritzzz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I like the interesting or fascinating stories from people with jobs like these than anons RPing or trying to perfectly write the next creepypasta

    • @blindedjourneyman
      @blindedjourneyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Aye all people want is a gud story not a cinematic experience.

    • @acow9966
      @acow9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Both are fine with me.

  • @vladimiravich7260
    @vladimiravich7260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Former security guard here. Back in 2017 I worked at an outdoor mall for the evening shift. I would have to check doors around the property at start of shift and again near the end of shift. During my rounds one day I came across an unlocked door to a Tai food restraunt that was suppose to be closed that day. I radio in to property management and go inside to investigate. Called out several times to anyone inside the restraunt. No answer, place is dark as F***. I turn on a flash light and get a glimpse of an unmoving body in a little alcove with cushioned seats. I called out to the person, no response I back away and radio in to management. As I'm talking on radio the person sits up. Several other figures sit up from various corners which I hadn't noticed before. Roughly about 12 people get up in total. I ask them a few questions. Most of them didn't speak a word of English. Turns out the staff was all family and they spend their spend off days in the restraunt. I was never able to confirm it but I later suspected that they all lived in the restraunt. What made it weird is that this was in the late afternoon, and they way that had all slowly sat up and looked at me without an understanding of anything I asked was very unnerving.

    • @GuerrillaRd
      @GuerrillaRd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What came of it?

    • @vladimiravich7260
      @vladimiravich7260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GuerrillaRd The management company that ran the mall just told me to not worry about it and the door was always locked after operating hours from that point forward. Although when ever it closed I would see the family that owned the place all pile into two beat up cars and leave. I'm certain they where just asked to stop sleeping in the restaurant on off hours. A few months after this event I left that job.

  • @mewjelter4208
    @mewjelter4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    the okinawa guards are full blown coomers wtf

    • @sillyname6808
      @sillyname6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's the military

    • @deadboy13
      @deadboy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “FrogTits”

  • @dcisme5594
    @dcisme5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Deep behind jogger lines" sent my sides into orbit

  • @tonyfandango8182
    @tonyfandango8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    •See owl
    •Cry

    • @mikep6726
      @mikep6726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OP definitely enjoys the company of other gentlemen

  • @baddragonite
    @baddragonite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I'm a night guard too at a fairly old steel factory. The place legit looks like a horror movie. I have seen some weird stuff in my life in general but seen more weird stuff there since becoming a guard. Friends who are guards and former guards I know have had weird stuff happen too, some at my location some at others.
    The reaction of "nope" or just ignoring it becomes your common response.
    You just kinda chalk spooky stuff up to "well that's something else that happened" and then move on with your shift.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Doing rounds at night feels *WAY* different than doing the normal rounds during the day. It’s always weird

    • @BornRemaining
      @BornRemaining 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Casual ghosty shit IRL gets so boring after a while. Try asking politely if they could keep the noise down.

  • @VoidVagabond
    @VoidVagabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    16:25-29, literally knew a guy just like this and his name was also Tyler. He'd say crazy shit like this all the time, that he was a werewolf or a vampire or an assassin or that his father was the king of the Underworld. Luckily he was roughly a foot shorter than 6'6" and was just a skinny, red headed white kid with glasses. Kinda gave off school shooter vibes in high school but was fortunately harmless.
    One time he told a cute girl that he was possessed by a demon and that in order for the demon to leave his body that she'd have to kiss him and she was just like "good for you" and walked away. Ridiculous kid.

    • @VoidVagabond
      @VoidVagabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Rusty Shackleford fortunately you are wrong, the reason I know so much about this guy was that I knew him in high school and rumors of this dumbass spread easily. Plus I had the displeasure of sharing classes with with the kid and being forced to occasionally socialize with him. Not to mention that this was almost certainly not the same Tyler, because this was in Washington state and not Australia. I was just a bit amused by the coincidence of a compulsive liar who told the same tall tales also happened to share the name of that Aussie.

    • @VoidVagabond
      @VoidVagabond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rusty Shackleford quit wasting my time, Tyler.

    • @justdoinmything
      @justdoinmything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fun fact I have missionary friends in Papua new guinea and they had a tribes man come to them possessed (he didn't know English but suddenly spoke it perfectly) and proceed to demand to be kissed after a long conversation with our friends.... Well obviously that didn't happen they prayed over him and for him and all of a sudden he was good he had no clue how he got there and couldn't speak English lmao spooky though

    • @Vvtism
      @Vvtism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah definitely not naming my kid tyler.. or trevor

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. ปีที่แล้ว

      the demens are coming out

  • @ethancramer1175
    @ethancramer1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I do the night shift at a museum. The scariest moment I've experienced is when I was checking the bathrooms and there was a woman perched on a toilet in one of the stalls. The guard who worked before me was fired for this.

    • @ADAM-tx4nv
      @ADAM-tx4nv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What? Please elaborate more, I’m curious

    • @lisaelliott5006
      @lisaelliott5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      More story!
      Like she was just chilling squatting on top of a toilet seat? Like her feet on the seat lid.. would love details lol

    • @nobrakes7567
      @nobrakes7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Troll

    • @ethancramer1175
      @ethancramer1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@ADAM-tx4nv I was just making my rounds opening stalls in the women's bathroom and there was a lady squatting on toilet. My flashlight shined right in her face and she looked just as spooked as I did. She said she always wanted to spend the night in the museum. She was clearly bat shit insane. I escorted her out without issue. I guess the guard before me didn't actually open the stalls to check if there was anyone in there? It could've gotten really ugly.

    • @ethancramer1175
      @ethancramer1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@lisaelliott5006 Yes! I wouldn't have known she was there if I didn't check each stall like we're supposed to.

  • @Chanesaw328
    @Chanesaw328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was stationed at kadena around the same time that marine was. Walked around at night alot, never saw any ghost marines but did get jumped by a small pack of stray dogs right beside that theater. They took off after I got a good kick on one of them.

  • @jaket2k927
    @jaket2k927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Sailor here: yeah it's common to see weird shit at sea but Navy ships are common.

    • @TheWinnieston
      @TheWinnieston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen weird shit? Please tell

    • @warhorse9347
      @warhorse9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      good to see another semen here. i can agree, ive seen some weird shit working nights onboard a carrier in the south china sea. the ocean can be a weird place. also standing watch in port at super late hours can be fucking scary. you hear a lot of shit in the forests of foreign ports while you're walking around on the flight deck.

    • @lolzforlunch
      @lolzforlunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doing nights topside rover in homeport up in Washington was eerie, also having to work any duty day in the yards when barely anyone was onboard made it real creepy to go anywhere below deck

    • @theblueknight9746
      @theblueknight9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Filthy civilian here. Is this true of all navy ships or only the big ones? My old man was a red-strip navy chief. He always told me that carriers are so fucking massive that you learn to ignore weird and spooky shit. Ive met other former sailors who also said weird shit happens on carriers and you just tune it out. Never heard about others. I never really understood how massive those things are until I saw one with my own eyes. Those things aint ships, they're floating cities lol.
      Thank you for you're service.

    • @flamestoyershadowkill
      @flamestoyershadowkill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@warhorse9347 seaman you mean?

  • @ununhexium
    @ununhexium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    story at 9:00 was a paranoid schizophrenic. not really spooky but it's worth knowing about to look out for. she probably turned on her boyfriend thinking he was "in on it"

  • @Gaster601
    @Gaster601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    No Views
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  • @lawrencelord9777
    @lawrencelord9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’ve been subbed to your channel for month and have already been a security guard for years so this post is quite the treat

  • @TheWaterdog6
    @TheWaterdog6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You had to sing to the land or it would be come hostile." People in Australia clearly cannot sing right. As it has the most deadly and hostile wildelife short of the deep ocean.

  • @kiahking9532
    @kiahking9532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    okay anyone else wondering what happen to the jeffery epstein video??

    • @spasm027
      @spasm027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait is it gone?

    • @saberhap2639
      @saberhap2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It had information leading to the arrest of the clintons.

    • @jasonchu4400
      @jasonchu4400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shit was too detailed

    • @juanjoseguerra5651
      @juanjoseguerra5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/_xra-1LlZiA/w-d-xo.html

    • @stephenpaddock1960
      @stephenpaddock1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's in bitchute

  • @traumateaminternational4732
    @traumateaminternational4732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    About Tyler punching the riot proof glass and cracking it, I can corroborate to a degree. My dad knows some street fighters that made a name for themselves in china. Calcium is a metal. Apparently knuckles can get so hard they can dent metal car bumpers.

  • @mattl6470
    @mattl6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve been a bouncer for almost two years and since the state is taking away my job because of the coof, again, I took another Secuirty shift that works midnight-8am. Start next week. Love stories like these.

  • @gunnerchewy
    @gunnerchewy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is great lol I do 13 hours shifts overnight I'll def be watching this

  • @GRDSHK
    @GRDSHK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:40 sounds like a place I worked in California....
    This actually reminds me of a particular client's family member who was barred from the property for assault w/deadly. Mentally ill meth addict. It's sad, because gang stalking is real thing (not usually from the gov't, it's a tactic of cartels etc.) and people like that really discredit the actual victims of extortion to LEAs.

  • @chetmanly4620
    @chetmanly4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Pro-tip: dont work security in jogger territory. You'll thank me.

    • @aliuniversal4100
      @aliuniversal4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol why

    • @disgustingweeabootrash1542
      @disgustingweeabootrash1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@aliuniversal4100 Riddle me this: What's 13% but also 50%?

    • @gabrielgiron4273
      @gabrielgiron4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aliuniversal4100 yeah I dont get it either these fools being weird lol

    • @Sol_Invictus510
      @Sol_Invictus510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Just another innocent jogger, who’s just trying to get to doctor skool.

    • @Sol_Invictus510
      @Sol_Invictus510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ali Universal r/woooshhh

  • @Tinfoiltomcat
    @Tinfoiltomcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I used to live on Okinawa for 3 years, can 100% confirm the island is haunted as shit

  • @TheSaintedOne
    @TheSaintedOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You ever hear singing, walk in the opposite direction.

  • @Lee-fi4vo
    @Lee-fi4vo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Top two floors were scary as Hell and dark in an office building I patrolled overnight -- One was "board room style" dark wood, and another was NOT QUITE completely built out/renovated. Those two floors were VERY unnerving. 😮

  • @PineappleAndStuff
    @PineappleAndStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Was looking for something new to chew on. You provide the best

  • @OnTheBackOfBullets
    @OnTheBackOfBullets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Weird shit happens in factories when nobody's around. Worked the Little Debbie factory, nothing ever happened there. Except on Holidays when all the folks BUT security were gone, because 7th Day Adventist.
    One fellow actually dialed EMS because there was a woman screaming like mad in one of the hallways. Got chewed out by his supervisor for not going and checking it out before dialing them. IIRC, He said he was waiting for his supervisor.

  • @zableblam3029
    @zableblam3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That ghost ship one kinda reminds me of the “Contain the Bismarck” SCP

  • @PickyOne7Four
    @PickyOne7Four 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks man for the upload. I recently got into 4chan greentexts and you are my favorite by far. Keep it up 👍

  • @nobrakes7567
    @nobrakes7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Jogger lines 🏃🏽

    • @kevo3985
      @kevo3985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Man, 1:50pm is the best time for jogging.

    • @ellienooooor
      @ellienooooor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      based

    • @kdawg0023
      @kdawg0023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Always jog in work boots in case of broken glass

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kdawg0023
      jog with Kevlar

  • @irishdwolflost7660
    @irishdwolflost7660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    30 years ...still goin... boy the stories i could tell lol where i work now haunted as hell

    • @TheWinnieston
      @TheWinnieston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude please dump here, dont let them go to waste

    • @dannyb20vtec28
      @dannyb20vtec28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tell us!

  • @SarkyBrit
    @SarkyBrit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not 15 minutes ago I just finished all your videos and was wondering when you'd upload a longer one: here we are!

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:40 - bunch of owls pissed off because they're soaked to the skin with all the rain

  • @theblueknight9746
    @theblueknight9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dude I'm a security guard and nothing ever interesting happens to me. On a good night I have to escort someone out. That's it.
    I'm hoping to eventually join the US Forest Service, so maybe then I'll get some interesting stories lol.

  • @rhodesiansneverdie7515
    @rhodesiansneverdie7515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Literally last night, me and some people were reading these stories on /x/ on your discord server

  • @Sutorenja
    @Sutorenja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I do private security but nothing spooky ever happened on the job.

  • @dealerman5955
    @dealerman5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "joggerart2.jpg" lmao, never change 4chan

  • @jollyg6365
    @jollyg6365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I work security in a lot of s8 housing areas in the US along with some other stuff like hotels and a VA housing unit area. The scariest shit I've ever experienced is section 8 housing outside of the housing units. Stay away from those areas as much as you can.
    I've brought something for distance encounters for half a year now despite not having any paper or training for shit like CCP or open carry. I value my safety over some wackos or immigrants that don't speak english.

  • @proj4122
    @proj4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Before I even watch I just wanna thank you for posting entertaining content man. Please don’t even stop. 👑

  • @shadilaycarter5790
    @shadilaycarter5790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ahh 28 min vid happyface

  • @techwithrod
    @techwithrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When i saw this thread on /x/ , i had a feeling you would post a video on it. 👍🏻

  • @hadisalloum3869
    @hadisalloum3869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Mr. Chasseur can we get some more diver anon stories

  • @deletednet3919
    @deletednet3919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stories about people seeing ghosts of soldiers from like WW2 or WW1 always gives me the chills and biggest goosebumps. I dont know why Just really creeps me out, maybe cuz I’m a huge history nerd and know what those men must have gone through.

  • @benenstrom4566
    @benenstrom4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My grandfather was a fisherman from Portugal Madeira, he would go to Cape Town South Africa to fish for months at a time. In South Africa around port Elizabeth, he was out one time around 4am picking up some traps that were in the water over night, it was really misty. Then he sees an old caravel ship, he’s surprised at what he’s seeing. Runs to go check the Radar and nothing shows up, the ships goes right past them. My grandfather wasn’t scared but was surprised seeing such an old looking ship. Crazy stuff, The waters around South Africa are crazy haunted. He and those who worked on the same vessels also claimed to have seen other Ghost ships, and sirens.

  • @HisLordsh1p
    @HisLordsh1p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Bay of Biscay story sounds interesting, it would be neat to peg down which ship they saw but that would probably be a needle in a hay stack. Wikipedia has 71 listed shipwrecks in the bay but only about 10 ships sound like they could fit the parameters of the story.

  • @joshuamaloney5819
    @joshuamaloney5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Any stories from Australians are my favourite. This seems such a strange part of the world, and since we’re basically colonised by the Americans we don’t really know all that much about our own land, that’s why I appreciate any story I can get about ancient aboriginal practices and the like

  • @emnigmamachine
    @emnigmamachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the video. Really enjoyed this one. Australia is on some spooky shit for sure

  • @REDACTED0451
    @REDACTED0451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the fuckin racist story at about 13 minutes caught me off guard

  • @zynosgd9982
    @zynosgd9982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Are we going to ignore the obvious racism of the guy at 12:45? I know it's 4chan but damn.

    • @bentley2678
      @bentley2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking the same thing, I really like the website most of the time but Jesus Christ

    • @notsans9995
      @notsans9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you kinda answered your own question there bud. Joggers gonna jog

    • @asgoritolinasgoritolino7708
      @asgoritolinasgoritolino7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you should be more concerned about if what he said was true or false rather than if it falls into the category of "racism" and therefore it should be ignored.
      Anyways, freedom of speech, deal with other's perspectives, or if you aren't manly enough get the fuck out to reddit.

  • @joshuavarney2346
    @joshuavarney2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 20 minute + videos is what keeps me going.

  • @keepermovin5906
    @keepermovin5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually like the voice but you gotta fix .jpg to (jay-peg)

  • @mistermeatcake1785
    @mistermeatcake1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "jogger lines" lmao

  • @christiangonzalez6945
    @christiangonzalez6945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hear these looking for something interesting to hear
    Internet: an owl made my cry

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, I'm coming across a lot of Okinawa stories tonight, and it isn't the first nor the second time that I now wish I'd visited there when I went to Japan a few years ago. I gotta check that place out.

  • @master_illitrix
    @master_illitrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a night guard for a private site. It's pretty rural, so it's spooky during evening perimeter patrols. But the worst part of it, is the amount of fucking SPIDERS. I would gladly trade the spiders for some ghosts any day of the week lol

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You post this as I just enlisted in an online security guard school course... Hah...

  • @_TR-ji2ne
    @_TR-ji2ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Got a 12 hour road trip today this came in clutch

  • @jimmypints
    @jimmypints 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "complete degenerates and a failed race" made me actually laugh out loud

    • @himehomemi5642
      @himehomemi5642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember kids dont be rama rama, it messes with your head!

    • @nocarrotjuststick3375
      @nocarrotjuststick3375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jimpints it’s soo easy to fall prey to the temptations of degeneracy produced by postmodern industrial capitalism

    • @jimmypints
      @jimmypints 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Colton Collier someone just read kaczynski

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jimmypints
      The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    • @smoot2337
      @smoot2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice uber pfp

  • @petemoi1943
    @petemoi1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    my dad was a security guard 15years ago 99% of the calls was just moving hobos that had pissed them and passed out of shopping centers

  • @nathandiaz2863
    @nathandiaz2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Overnight Security Guards Gang where you at?

  • @SmokeyDope
    @SmokeyDope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the upload!

  • @Vinnini
    @Vinnini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh thank god, this is exactly what I needed today

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lovecraft was right about the abbos.

  • @Arizona_Skin_Walker
    @Arizona_Skin_Walker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey make more security guard videos they're very interesting.

  • @cody0006
    @cody0006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the Okinawa one jesus christ ive been trying to wrap my brain around it for 10 minutes

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:25 “I realize I’m deep being *jogger* lines”
    LMAO based

  • @boredguy10100
    @boredguy10100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Listening to this while being a security guard at a hospital while moving a body is not something I'd recommend unless you want to tactically shit yourself.

  • @bitcolbyin136
    @bitcolbyin136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chasseur with that exponential growth. atta fuckin boy.

  • @Cawtea
    @Cawtea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    o boi I sure do love measuring things in them meterees~!

  • @gabrielgiron4273
    @gabrielgiron4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The marine story was hella creepy and the most interesting for me. I woupd have definitely told my squad mates wtf I saw. Im the type to want an explanation and base it in reality or logic. Maybe see if the patrol before or after me saw the same thing.

  • @paulaharrisbaca4851
    @paulaharrisbaca4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s just the owls who deliver mail in the Wizarding world in Harry Potter.

  • @leftistadvocate9718
    @leftistadvocate9718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the extreme racism to aboriginals out of the blue is insane

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      1st off; it's 4chan. 2nd; look up info and ask yourself if what they said is true or not. Not saying i agree, but like... AUS has serious problems with them trying to get high and just doing really dumb things, VERY consistently. Can happen with uneducated groups trying to survive in our modern world. It's unfortunate.

  • @Jake-ur5gi
    @Jake-ur5gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >crying in car
    >rest of shift was ok

  • @yadoriyadori
    @yadoriyadori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you for the channel, matt watson

  • @nathanielhayslett6389
    @nathanielhayslett6389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a custodian at an elementary school. And today I shit you not, me and my number one custodian heard running upstairs of the school and i yelled whos there a child voice said “me” and we hauled ass out the door

  • @CokeDrkrNotSnrtr
    @CokeDrkrNotSnrtr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't miss working security at all tbh. Sadly I don't have any spoopy stories. Probably the closest was a dude that literally lived in a building I patrolled (in a hospital) in the middle of the night but I had no idea until me and others had to actively search for him. Found his pack of cigs and a box where he threw out the butts under a stairway.
    Edit: for HIPAA reasons, I don't discuss interactions with the psych patients.

  • @RobbySk8erBoi
    @RobbySk8erBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That woman running around in the hallway like Elisa Lam, I'd just walk up to her and ask "What's wrong with you, why you acting like you stole something?"

  • @Hunter-uf8io
    @Hunter-uf8io 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Overnight security at a state hospital here, have seen paranormal stuff multiple times. I have one story from just last week:
    Was doing a ride along with my coworker who has way more security experience than I do, night was pretty normal and checked all the buildings on the property. Was a few minutes before 3 AM when we see a light on in a building under renovation. Well we think that this is weird, so we head inside to investigate. Look around and find light inside a room, open the door and we see a closet, unlock closet and check inside, nothing there, then I shut off the light since we were about to leave and go back on patrol. At this point, this building is pitch black, and I hear a human voice yelling at the end of the Hall. Me and my partner looked at each other because we both heard it, checked entire building, nothing was there.

  • @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413
    @marcoaureliofernandezreyes1413 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like these kind of stories.
    Thanks for share them.

  • @angyshortguy1682
    @angyshortguy1682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can y'all take pics of weird things when you see them

  • @Lammmbo94
    @Lammmbo94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The random British accent in the marines story made me laugh so hard

  • @Tinfoiltomcat
    @Tinfoiltomcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude said ghetto archaeologist 🤣

  • @Wolfman_Jack00
    @Wolfman_Jack00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >tfw you were in the thread being featured
    Max comfy

  • @sdgsgdgsdsdggsdsgd773
    @sdgsgdgsdsdggsdsgd773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    first one is "op cries about owls existing"

  • @magneticweasel1960
    @magneticweasel1960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    BRO I WAS JUST READING THIS ON /X/ LAST NIGHT I FEEL SO SPECIAL NOE

  • @Yeahokayyeah
    @Yeahokayyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m interested in sharing a ghost story if anyone may be interested

    • @nobrakes7567
      @nobrakes7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Send it! What can you lose??

    • @Yeahokayyeah
      @Yeahokayyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jabronie Jods Sounds good, ill be on this post soon it’s about 5:30 here.

    • @Yeahokayyeah
      @Yeahokayyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Provo Armalite Not a problem, I’ll be posting it anyway. I would suggest turning your notifications off.

  • @ak-1271
    @ak-1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember this thread. It was fucking lit about all the weird stuff, even managed to get an anon to share more stories kek
    In fact, 15:10 was my (You)

  • @Davidonspecialk1
    @Davidonspecialk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to paint murals in preschools and at a gymnastic gym. Used to be there from eleven in the evening till around 5am. The paint had to dry and such. I would also crash there if I was super tired. One night , painting a giant underwater scene in the gymnastics gym I heard so much children's laughter I was panicked. But than I realized the walls had memories or like was echoing what always happened around there, like it was energy or something. It wasn't negative and I wasn't scared or anything, made me want to keep teaching at that gymnastic gym because I knew from that moment it was a happy place.

  • @ghguyrur7
    @ghguyrur7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matt Watson from super mega!?

  • @lololollololol629
    @lololollololol629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the werewolf vampire guy sounds terrifying as hell.... but at least his delusions are easily trickable... if this is real that is lol..

  • @jimster1111
    @jimster1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    good idea with the name change. i couldnt find your last one on google or youtube search

  • @yeenmachine206
    @yeenmachine206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was stationed in Kadena, I saw a Japanese soldier in a WW2 uniform

  • @quicctrips
    @quicctrips 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your work

  • @lootbaglu
    @lootbaglu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all the spoop greentext channels are stagnant but dude youre at 60k already
    werent you at like 5k like 4 months ago

  • @absolutelyyousless7605
    @absolutelyyousless7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The WW2 marine on Okinawa story made me feel unusually sad. What if other men who died in the horrid fighting around the burning jungles & mountains, stuck in a man-made hell, are forced to stay on the island for years more, unable to pass on. Why would they remain while others have left them behind. Even worse would be the poor sods in WW1, though not many people report seeing them.

    • @cody0006
      @cody0006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's time if eternity is involved man, and eternity is involved when you are close to death. Maybe these are soldiers on their way to the other side, yet took a stray detour to a time when there was no real fighting. I'd like to think that man witnessed the final outcome of this soldiers journey, he was shot bad, and tearing through the onion layers of reality through willpower, fighting on for answers instead of accepting death.

  • @BlackCatFang
    @BlackCatFang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought the last story was going to be from that guy that got pranked by his step-son.

  • @spaghetticatto8063
    @spaghetticatto8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yoooooo love these stories

  • @GreenPonderingFrog
    @GreenPonderingFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Serious question tho. Has anyone else seen massive balls of light in there room? Bright like a small sun hovering in there room then it dips when it notices you’re looking at it?