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If I wasn’t already I would…
Also I love how you called him “Gare Bear” the whole time
F YEAH ARRIBA MI GOVT. B pero de la VRGA !
Just so you know, while you are right that the New Testament doesn't mention masturbation (at least, not to my knowledge) the Old Testament certainly does. The Christian teaching that masturbation is a sin comes from the "sin of Onan" passage in Genesis 38:8-10. In fact, an old-timey name for masturbation was "onanism", referring to the story in which a young Israelite named Onan was stoned to death for masturbating. It was definitely forbidden by the harsh Mosaic Law, and throughout the history of Christendom, masturbation has been almost universally viewed as a sin due to this passage of Genesis. JW aren't really unique for teaching this stuff, it is just that most other churches have stopped pushing that doctrine, or at least stopped pushing it so hard.
So if I share masturbation is that more friendly
That pillow was asking for it, being so immodestly dressed
The pillowcase was too short, and some "pillow butt" was showing!
The pillowcase was too tight, and my mind started wandering 😈😈😈
@@hrhawesome4282it's really difficult to shove a pillow into a pillowcase that's too tight for it.
It must have been one of those tr@mpy lace-up pillowcases!
My pillow doesn’t even have a pillowcase, it’s such a whore…
Pillussy
Dear men
Being attracted to women = sin
NOT being attracted to women = sin
Dear women
Being attracted to men = sin
NOT being attracted to men = sin
Oh yes, watchtower, I understand completely now. Thank you SO MUCH for clearing that up 🥰🥰
wtf watchtower propagate being aroace???? 😳😳
Exactly
@c1oudsky No, no. You see, if you're not attracted to people, it is also a sin. You have to be straight and cis and perisex. Otherwise: sin
"attraction to the opposite sex is normal and is created by God" -Black guy almost immediately...
= sin
The old white dude just coming up with gay fanfiction is... Something I didn't expect to see today
That just means this stuff happens all too often at Bethel
You mean Tony Morris?? lol
@@elongatedmanforever1252 did I stutter?
He was so specific and detailed about it that either it happens alot or he was one of those guys
That’s got to be the funniest insult towards them. I’ve heard in quite some time. 😂😂😂 that’s a damn good one. You really don’t expect a (PLEASE take the following words with the MOST sarcasm you can muster) man of God to come up with such things
"making homosexuals blend in" this aint tokyo ghoul bruh they're normal people im crying
Real
this comment has me crying 😭 these people are insaneee
I was an evangelical christian, I used to pray so hard every night that I wouldn't turn gay but it ended up happening anyway. I had a grudge against religion for years for making me hate myself but Im mostly over it.
Faith can be a beautiful thing and helps alot of people but sometimes it can reinforce some ugly behavior.
5:50 lost it to this piece of garbage, he’s calling me a sex freak, really man? ( I’m male btw )
-Tsukiyama has entered the chat- XD
I cringed when he held women responsible for how men feel. I knew I wouldn't make it far.
I knew I wouldn't go far either.
I’m sorry
i cringed at the part where women us women should control ourselves.
@@viviennemorgan7217when it reality it’s men that should learn to control themselves it’s like with any urge
You beat me.
Can’t stand that lip lick at 0:01.
This man needs an orgasm asap.
He hasn’t even started talking yet and I’m out. 😂
I'm very homosexual, in fact I am man who loves masculine muscular dudes and I absolutely despise tight fitting clothing and I wear t shirts with blue work pants all the time.
I laughed so hard when he talked about homosexuals wearing women's clothing because it shows how out of touch these people are.
they just looking for someone to hate on.
i’m sorry man but my religion tells me that I have to get upset over you being gay blah blah on no you’re get bad blah blah listen man I don’t know if it’s even possible for me to say this right now but my religion basically forces me to say something about you minding your business and if I had the ability to ignore you I would man something something read the Bible I don’t even wanna be bothering you i’m sorry if I did
Same! Me and my bf are both pretty masc and like masc dudes. In fact, I hate being feminine so much that I quit being a woman. They know literally nothing about queer people lmao.
the fact I've known more gay dudes with baggy clothing really says something
So you've learned how to blend in, interesting
@@DarianRamkissoonyour sexuality has nothing to do with how you dress, it’s simply what you’re attracted to .
I had a JW friend, she was chill. Her mom called me a slut to my face for wearing a tank top, I was 13.
Maybe her mom was jealous because you had the best years ahead of you, while her was on her decline.
@@SurnaturalMshe shouldn't be jealous of a kid 😭 any halfway decent man would choose an older woman over a child (says a lot that so many of them don't 🤢)
@@SurnaturalMand she was free to wear whatever she wanted while the mother was stuck in wearing ugly dresses with more length than style.
Religious people have a black and white thinking that I hate
@@PansyPops
yep like men were also
Stuck wearing heavy
uncomfortable suits.
they’re so against masturbation bc the post-nut clarity would allow you to think too clearly and leave
HAHAHAAAAAA
I am a lot less obsessed with sex than I was when I was JW.
You took the words out of my mind
Nobody is more obsessed with sex than religious fundamentalists.
inceldom?
@@josepheridu3322what
If you are obsessed with sex to the point where you rub your male genitals against a pillow, continuing until you reach orgasm is actually a very good way to become less obsessed with sex.
A friend told me that!
Anyone who refers to sex as "the breeding act" should be immediately thrown in jail.
At least they might get some practice there!
@@mamajan99 NAH BRO💀💀💀🪑🪑🪑
How about the pegging act?
it should be called abomination, ivf for breeding
Why? That’s what sex, or should I say intercourse, is for?
I finally cringed when the second guy said that two dudes talking about sex could lead to sexual thoughts towards each other. It really shows that the most vehemently homophobic people are usually the deepest in the closet, trying so hard to repress their feelings that they need to make others feel worse than they do.
Putin criminalizing LGBT finally makes sense
Seriously, like, you can only come up with that bs if it happened to you-
He’s trying to come out…
“Suppose a brother” “suppose a sister” 😂 the man is really out here sharing his fantasies
that's exactly what i was thinking 😂
Bro doesn’t know how to explain things in another way than just examples 💀
That's just how religious folk call eachother
That's just what JWs call the other members of their congregation
hypothetically lets just say a brother was feeling down bad.
THE FIRST WORDS IN THE VID... WOW
HELL YEAH 😂
"Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down."
Ohhh I wanted to press the like on your comment but I didn’t bc it would’ve taken the like button from 69 to 70 🤭
Ikr
For real. I was not prepared for that
That ‘adoption’ story sounds like a young person came forward about being molested and the brother spun it against her, and he was believed. It sounds too specific to be an ‘example’.
I'm so glad that you said this because that's how it registered to me as well.
I'm all too familiar with this trope. You're totally right.
That is what probably really happened. Since Eve tempted Adam, then all women are the ones who tempt men, men are innocent babies. Stupid standards, huge hypocricy, hardly taking any acountability for their own actions. Disgusting.
The Govering body are in
it for themselves, anyone
below their rank men &
women aren't valued at
all.
Sounds creepy, but it's something Catholic priest would have done.
He’s sitting there in a smart modern suit, telling women not to be influenced by fashion.
Badly fitted modern suit.
😂😂😂
“MAKING HOMOSEXUALS…. BLEND IN” I am fucking deceased. He does not exist in reality
I wish they would use terms like “The Gays” cuz it would be even more funny. But the way he says “homosexuals” takes me out
I’m so glad I left this religion. I was walking on eggshells all day everyday. I was afraid to fart even when alone. Total paranoia!
LMAO REAL
I was like that when I tried to be Catholic. It's a condition called religious OCD and the reason I'm much happier as an atheist.
Hahaha😂😂
They tried to persuade me to join their cult by controlling every aspect of my life. But I don't give a folk.
What's wrong with farting?
I wear skinny jeans cuz they're comfortable, if Gary likes the way they make my ass look that sounds like a skill issue
SKILL ISSUE LOLOL
Married woman: I heard there was an explosion in your neighborhood. Are you okay?
Married man: This is extremely inappropriate of you.
Gary is 100% closeted, but the closet is see-through, ain't nothing he can hide in there😭
Gary dead ass licked his lips at 1:00:31 after talking about a dude edging. 😂😂😂
Flirting = lying is such a massive stretch, even as a Christian I'm appalled
Because you know, if I'm romantically interested in someone, I'm a liar!! And they should hate me immediately! How do people get married in this religion??
sadly, there’s a lot of nut cases that rally around the Christian flag. don’t hate you for your beliefs though.
same bbro
Same
A lot of their teachings are a stretch!! How about the blood doctrine or getting an organ transplant. They used to say it would be considered cannibalism. 😂We’ll a lot people died because of their made up doctrines.
They spend so much time on this instead of p3do , SA , 🍇. Those are the bigger issues which are dangerous. They’re so behind
I was thinking the same!
Though grapes aren't extremely nutritious I don't anything horribly wrong with the fruit
@@Skibiditoiletfan8088they were… referring to word grape without the g…
PDF.
thats a mental disorder. it should try to be fixed before nobody gets harmed.
also why do people love sexualizing animals and plants?
@@PalkisAlt I think they were just joking
Depressingly, there are plenty of non-JW people who also think women are to blame when they get SA because they were too "tempting". It's so easy for humans to blame the victim.
ADAM blaming God: "This woman YOU gave me, she made me do it." Uncle tony in a liquor store: Stranger asks, "Do you know anything about Scotch whisky? Yes...Well my wife does... "This woman YOU gave me."
@@mamajan99religion is vile
@@kathybrem880 In my experience, "Religion" is a man-made control mechanism sponsored by God's original enemy. Faith in a loving creator is entirely different. God is good. Religion is a trap.
@mamajan99 if god was real mankind could legitimately blame him for every bad thing.
@@zackcash4941 Adam chose to sell his family as slaves to sin and death. Jesus paid a price He did not owe to get us out of sin and death and to have life eternal. Many still choose to be just like ADAM and reject God. It is OUR choice. Choose wisely.
I'm not an ex-JW but I have read that restricting sexual expression is a common cult tactic. It creates frustration, limits power and messes with an individual's sense of personal autonomy in general on a very deep level.
As someone who grew up in a heavioy religious household, I confirm this.
It's hilarious how inhuman they are. "A female observed a list of small images provided by an application through wireless transmission. As her brain processed the photons produced by the device, her musculature proceeded to be engaged for the purpose of stimulation."
That's clinical. Except for the the light in their eyes when they talk about tight pants.
I mean, online pornography is immoral, but still. IDK why they phrase stuff like that, it's like they're AI.
Aliens among us!
@@willyb7353 how is it immoral?
@@HexagonSun990
You ask how it is immoral?
You don't see a problem with how anyone with an internet connection can watch some strangers doing the nasty, all sorts of activity, that's not a problem?
How is it healthy for people to start frequenting the sites, and build a connection to the scenes?
How is it not immoral that there are people addicted to viewing that content, and P*rnhub is profiting from such web traffic, and all the subscriptions?
Every time he says "sexy" i feel like he is the very antithesis of sexiness.
Thats always the root cause of these talks.
I love every time the pastors go "For example..." or "Say, for instance..." then go into explicit detail about their sexual fantasies
I think they’re referencing things that followers confessed to them in private 😐
Basically they’re saying the rapes cases are the victims responsibility. Disgusting 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I feel like Watchtower is a bit obsessed with naughty talk.
That's probably why some elders like Judicial committees, as that's the only way they can get their jollies, without they themselves doing something wrong.
Not just watchtower, but all religions. It's one of their trademarks
@@ppgranja3 I find the Anglican Church is becoming better. I find most Anglicans don’t care about naughty talk. What people do in their bedroom ain’t my business. Plus more important things to worry about in my opinion.
🤔
@@freespirit3891agreed
Wait, so if i wear tight pants I'm automatically homosexual? Or im trying to attract men? WHAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you know "Tight Pants" with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell? 😂 If not, give it a gander.
Do you know "Tight Pants" with Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell? 😂 If not, give it a gander.
@@lizzybeary Very familiar..laughed about that one many times after becoming an Ex-JW. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Well after listening to this I realise guys in tight pants are in a permanent state of arousal … 😁
I mean kinda, unless is for another reason other than you want to wear them, no man ever wonders or gets curious about wearing tight pants, but of course I get what u saying 😂😂😂 no it does not make u gay, probably bicurious for sure
Ironically, I think he comes across as far more sex-obsessed than the average person just getting on with it, enjoying it, then moving on with their life.
This guy yells "Rape is the womans fault because of her dress." Thats where this is going.
The same excuses offenders are using 💀
@@Theguywhowanders I mean, let's face it, this guy is probably an offender himself.
my heart goes out to every queer jw that went to bethel in hopes of being ""cured"" and was immediately met with the Mandatory Gay Sex Videos
?
The what now?? please elaborate
@@dream.walk3r oh jeez, okay Queer is the reclaimed term by the LGBTQ community because it's a broad catchall that's easier to use than the long ass acronym.
The "mandatory gay sex video" that @tripleabattery is referring to is this video that Panda is currently criticizing right now in the video we are watching. As it goes over "gay sex bad".
Many Queer youth who are trapped in religions that are homophobic, often try to 'pray the gay away' or get deeply religious to avoid confronting their own sexuality. Hence going to Bethel and being subjected to this video explicitly saying "NONE THAT GAY SHIT HERE BECAUSE JAHOVA", might be jarring to the very people teying to run away from their feelings.
Please explain
Thats weird my comment isn't visible to me.
And of course they have a guy talk about the womens rules… 😅
Not just a “guy”, but a cringey old fart
Exactly 😒
How would it not be since women cannot teach.
@@JasonHendersonmost teachers are....... shockingly...... women.
@@JasonHenderson
because they don't
Have the responsibilities
& Usually have the gift
To not be worked to
Oblivion, I mean we
can talk about the
Many issues with
Jw, I think sexism
is the least important
Factor.
“Is it porneia?” gives heavy “fellas, is it gay?” energy
It is, because men have flesh and when you put fleshes in fleshes that is like kissing a napkin that a dude has put up his ass
THE FACT THEYRE DEAD SERIOUS WHILE SAYING THESE THINGS HAS ME ROLLINGG 💀 💀 💀
The way every word is so carefully pronounced and slowly spoken too 😭
Like how do you say that shit in one take without realizing how ridiculous you sound💀
I lost the cringe challenge at 1:29 when they decided a MAN who looks like that one creepy uncle who's not allowed to barbecue, should talk to WOMEN about masturbation.
because women cant be high members, they would’ve most definitely picked a woman if they LET WOMEN BE HIGH ROLES IN THE RELIGION
so if you're a man you can't have any opinion on topics regarding people of the opposite sex? or did i misunderstand
@@mercuryshusbandfr religion is male-centered by design. They would never allow women to lead because it would force them to see women as FULLY HUMAN, which no major religion accepts.
@@xwinghax i think its not that or maybe it is Idk but its that its about there bodies or something idk i dumb
@@mercuryshusbandfrunfortunately I'm pretty sure you're right, however aside from what's considered basic propriety in most Abrahamic religious circles, it just seems odd an inconsistent for a sexually repressed religion like JWs to not have paranoia about someone getting aroused when the opposite sex talks to then about sex
Ex-mormon viewer. It is terrifying to imagine having one’s parents make them watch this with all of the details this guy mentions, and to take it seriously. I feel so sorry for every JW.
This wasn’t designed for children, it was for members who have just joined the headquarters at Bethel. But the same information is shared with all JWS in their watchtower
I actually remember being at assemblies and they would be talking about masturbation and even sodomy. There’s a ton of kids in the audience and it’s being talked about openly. I was born into this religion so I had been exposed to those conversations when I was a baby because there is no class for children. Everyone learned the same stuff.
@@Mombal5Same here.... They had this book called the Youth book at one time. It's been close to 40 years since I left.
@@georgepugh7785 I remember that book! That was one of the books I had to study when I was a teenager.
@@georgepugh7785it was 'questions young people ask' back when i had to study
The rape culture in this video is obscene
Gotta say, this video did surprise me near the beginning when they warned women about their dress lest they arouse the passions of men and lesbians. Didn't expect them to remember that lesbians existed.
I always cringe as soon as they say "the governing boobs love you!"
SAME
How does it say you commented one day ago
how did bro comment a day ago
@@urusedeyelinerBecause the video was already aveilible, but It was just for members.
You missed the latest update? They are now the Grovelling Body...Come back to the TRUTH 🙏🙏🙏...No! not you apostates, or the friends will all wake up 😇
As an Exmormon...
The Venn diagram between JW teachings on sexual immorality and Mormon teachings on "chastity" is a circle
Same with the Catholic church.
true
Same with Evangelism
Roman Catholicism has similar rules on the books, but Catholics aren't nearly as obsessed with them, and Catholics and Evangelicals (on the whole) don't try to blame all sexual impropriety on women. That sounds more like Islam.
with a small sliver on each side for how they say homosexuality. (I.E, 'same-sex attraction') lol
"The governing body loves you." sounds straight out of 1984 bro lmao
Satan being a fashon designer is an awsome thought
You know, The devil wears Prada 🗣️
@@christiancancino2253😂😂
A fashion diva AND sex positive? Sounds like a pretty cool dude.
@@doritofist8369 the devil is Al Philips 🤙🏻
I was once counseled by my brother in law/elder that maybe I should stop working out so much because I had the kind of figure that is a distraction to men and I was bringing unnecessary attention on myself by being in good shape. I wasn’t even wearing immodest clothes. That was an uncomfortable and humiliating moment.
Projection is confession. Either they're into that or they're jealous you're taking care of yourself physically and have the body to prove it.
Thanks to you I now watch these videos to fall asleep. It takes me back to being 6 years old, struggling to stay awake during a 2 hour Sunday service as I was raised Pentecostal Christian. My parents never let me go with the rest of children and instead made me sit there and actually “listen to God’s word” while in reality I passed the time fixated on a random fly or a piece of string because if I actually paid attention I would honestly get scared with the whole doomsday bs. It was traumatizing, and then they would get mad when I wasn’t able to sit still the entire time. It’s like I can feel the stuffy air in the church all over again with the ocasional baby crying in the background, and most entertaining part was when the adults would randomly cry during prayers and alabanza (wtf).
Anyway, guess who’s also an atheist now and watches your videos since I can relate to many many things and learn plenty more. So thank you, for watching these and having the willpower to stay awake and report back lol
I left a small Pentacostal Church I went to when the pastor publicly prayed that God would release me from the sin of homosexuality and I am not gay. He also confronted me over a “Satanic” belt buckle I was wearing.
I'm catholic but hell can I sympathise with you. going to church as a kid was the worst thing. I would dissociate and imagine things, I remember replaying Winx episodes in my head. If I wanted to stay with my father I would have to stand the whole mass cuz he never sat once in church. Bc I was a kid I would get tired easily but still stayed and get this awful tension in whole body. Feeling it sometimes in different circumstances is always disturbing to me as it is so tied with church and other bad childhood memories. I used to even cry bc of it and it's just strain from standing.
Lots of love to you and I am glad you found your way 💕
Girl I lived everything you did, but in evangelicalism.
Christianity always grows to be harmful to children.
100% The way you spoke about being in church took me back to when I was a kid sitting in church and my mind would wonder and I would be looking at the ceiling or around the room at the people.. there’s always a baby crying in the background, and the priest would be droning on about some shit but I would be too bored to care. I would get in so much trouble because I would fidget and swing my legs and kick the back of peoples seats. My mum would grit her teeth and give me one of those “You’re embarrassing me now and maybe I can’t do anything this moment because I don’t want to cause a scene but when we get home… I’m gonna flog the living daylights out of you” looks.
I’m not an atheist, but I can’t stand church or organised religion. I have my own reasons for having my faith, it gives me peace and I’m happy in my life. But I surely can understand why people are atheists because people like Gary and the other guy are off their heads!
He compare human men to males of other animal species but conveniently ignore that human women, fairly unique among mammals, have concealed ovulation and no heat cycles or defined mating season either. Comparing humans to other animal species to explain our sexual behavior is cringe because mating behaviors vary so widely between even closely related animal species.
How convenient, our biology can be explained by extrapolating to a cow but God forbid we suggest we are related to the chimpanzee!!!
It’s also not even true, most male animals are not attracted to females outside their fertility window. Which implies that sex has more of a social function in humans than other animals
Now that I know tight clothes promote homosexuality I will wear more
"Flirting is cruel and dangerous"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I thought abusing children was...
If I don't get some later it is indeed cruel
Sounds like some incel shit
I have met plenty of Jehovah's witnesses who let their eyes cause them to sin, but none who have plucked out their eyes because of it. Pathetic.
OMG I laughed my ass off over "thou shalt not beat thy meat"
I had JWs coming by my house recently, and I smiled and nodded while they yapped. I asked if they'd like to talk about our true lord, the flying spaghetti monster, and I started talking about how the flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful deity and how he could easily beat Jehovah in a fight. They looked REALLY afraid and tried walking away, as I said "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOVES YOU AND WATCHYES YOU!!" while they walked away. Next year, I'll be covering my shirt in ketchup and act like I sacrificed someone.
Next time you should tell them that you worship Cleopatra
Pastafarism always wins 💀
I trust you wore the sacred colander on your head good sir?
New dirty talk: oh yeah girl, I’m gonna make you unfit to serve Jehovah 😜
Religious degradation is already a kink XD
Complimenting someone isnt even flirting 😭😭😭 i tell old women and little boys and my peers alike if i like their hat or something. They can't comprehend kindness
3:22 I lost the challenge when he said "The Governing Body loves you," I get grossed out by the thought of those decrepit old men in that context and the fact they're rich off the suffering of their members.
😅😅😅😅
Saying masturbation is self abuse is crazy😭😭😭. More like self care lol
💯
And that is scientific fact😆
You’re right!
As long as you’re reasonable with it and don’t do it every hour of every day.
@@ToonyTails That sentence literally applies to anything in life and has nothing to do with masturbation or sex.
Over here dying laughing because the ad break I got about 30 minutes in was the "I can turn anything into pillow" ad.
Targeted advertising at its best! 🤣🤣
hello my red panda friend !!! i am personally an atheist but have always been extremely curious about this religion, mormonism, etc so i wanted to thank you for your insight on these topics ! its even more shocking than i assumed ... !! your commentary is genius as well , its definitely giving me a chuckle !!!!!
i cringed at the part where he said that women should control themselves when men should be the only one who can control themselves around women.
there's something wrong with the elders.
@@viviennemorgan7217 There definitely is…
@@Hiidontknowwutimdoing yep
It’s almost like sexism against both genders at this point 💀😭
Men: Rapes women
Also men: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES, IF YOU CONTROLLED YOURSELVES MORE, AND DRESSED MORE MODESTLY I WOULDN'T HAVE FELT THE DESIRE TO BRUTALLY VIOLATE YOUR BODY AND YOUR BOUNDARIES!
I love that they immediately put the blame on the ladies😂 I also love this channel. I find this truly fascinating and you do a great job explaining it all🙏👏
Well most religions ruled by men think this way
How dare you dress normally? It reminds me of the trials of the renaissance, with wiches and all. They don't burn people anymore just because it's illegal.
man, they had the PERFECT oppertunity to call it "mastergate" 😥
Notice when he talks about men, it’s almost never their fault? Oh, he stumbled across some pictures, sisters are tempting him with flirting and immodesty, he’s drinking alcohol and it lowers his judgement… poor man, perfect creature victim of this cruel world.
I didn’t realise alcohol could turn you gay 😂😂
Back in the 80s, early I think, they tried to ease up on masturbation.
They were trying to call it 'uncleanness'; not necessary to involve Elders.
They even went so far as to say that mutual masturbation need not necessarily involve Elders.
There was then an on-again-off-again discussion of what kinds of mutual masturbation was pornia and what was just 'uncleanness'.
It didn't last long. They went back to obsessing over masturbation.
I find it quite ironic that I discovered masturbation at all by reading a Jehovah's Witness book for teenagers. I got interested about it and researched in the Internet. That's how I discovered porn in my early-teen years. I guess, Jehovah's Witness' anti-masturbation rhetoric didn't work for me. :D
Soo I Guess now you only praise to the Sun and not Jehovah?
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I cringed when he talked about feeling tempted by "younger" sisters. it hadn't even been 5 minutes
Yeppers, I am sure he loves the little boys, & girls... * barf *
Its crazy how out of touch these people are
Real
Not even one second in and i know this is gonna be a banger. 😅
Literally
Ba dum tssssss
That's punny
god forbid a brother wants to edge
Indeed
In the 1960's, condoms were not displayed on shelves but kept behind the counter. You had to ask for them and subject yourself to judgement and gossip.
"Who tf start a conversation like that, i just sat down" aahh beginning
I’d bet this whole video came about because the Bethel cleaning staff was complaining about having to handle the crusty sheets and socks from all the “brothers” bedrooms daily.
😂😂😂
Ex jw here and rn happily queer in a relationship with a wonderful woman. Those people are very serious abt sex. You can’t look at someone and think “damn they’re hot”, can’t talk to someone u like too much, can’t touch or hug because you might want more, can’t “passionately kiss”, god forbidden you don’t like men if you’re a woman. By gods power you have to like men and if you don’t then you aren’t trying hard enough. Many people who joined the cult while being queer, had to marry people who they don’t even feel attracted to just bc, god changed them and now they’re straight a road. You can’t possibly have a crush on someone because that’s a sin and if you’re in a relationship that HAS TO BE PUBLIC TO ALL, your problems are public, your arguments are public, what you talk about has to be public, everything is public and everyone wants to give advice. If you’re seen alone for 2 seconds then you’re getting told on and if you dare wear smth that’s too feminine or too masculine for either man or woman, there’s smth wrong with you. The grandparents style is the style you want to adopt and that’s it. Nothing else. And don’t even think about having opposite sex friendships cuz that’s horrible but if they find out you’re queer, don’t talk to the same gender too much you have to keep your desires in control. So besically you’re stuck in a self harming environment with no help and only god as your friend, meaning that you’re just talking to yourself half the time and the other half trying to not look suspicious while the rest hope you’ll turn straight. Also no dating longer than 1 year to 1 year and a half otherwise that’s suspicious and don’t even think about leaving the congregation to move to a different one for a better job and possibilities because then you’re just going to escape from them and want to pursue your own “fleshy” desires. And that’s not all but it’s most of the shit you have to put up with daily. Also if you get flagged as being a little too into your sexual desires, aka talk to friends about sex and healthy sex, what SA is, consensual vs nonconsensual sex, basically any type of sexual topic, you have sinner since you’ve thought about sex. And a husband/wife can’t SA his/hers wife/husband bc that’s a married couple so sex is fine in whatever form it comes.
The fact that it’s only wrong for a married or single SISTER to flirt but he doesn’t say anything about married or single brothers flirting. Is he implying it’s only wrong if a woman does it? Or maybe he knows that JW men have no game and are physically unable to flirt?
“Harmful to Christian Brothers” is where I cringed 😀😀😀😀
I am absolutely disgusted by the way these people catalog certain intimate practices and how they insinuate themselves into people's intimate lives..we did not know these things when we were baptized, as well as many others..the level of lies and manipulation is immense in this organization.
Agreed, I especially felt it in my teens all the way into my early 20s, I left at 22. "Brothers" started acting really weird and I didn't realize it back then but when I look back there was A LOT of incidents where grown men either made inappropriate comments about my body or touched me without my consent. I was sexually harassed for over 10 years by a guy 5 years older than me. It all started at 12(he was 17) when I first started going to meeting permanently and this man put me through hell. I told several adults about this and they brushed it off as nothing. He continued to touch me on "accident" and hoover over me. His family was in control of most of the gatherings so they had a lot of power and loyalty in my congregation. I even lost a close friend because even after telling about everything she told me that she was going to his wedding to "support the family", btw he married a 19 yr old and he was 27... I was devastated and never spoke with her again.
The worst part is that they don’t even use the Bible to prove beating your meat is bad in this video 😭
Gary is 100% just venting his closeted gay fantasies with these stories especially talking about two brothers all sweaty and naked un the locker room and giving each other massages
Jehovah finds flirting "detestable" but genocide, slavery and causing bears to rip children to shreds is just fine by him.
10:43 it gets worse: i was raised catholic in poland and the word for masturbation used in the conservative circles i was part of is.. self-rape (samogwałt). priests kept repeating it's one of the worst things you can do to your body... it made me ashamed of my body and scared of sex for years 🥲🥲🥲 i still feel tinge of guilt whenever i partake in masturbation, the first attempts at it happened when i already checked out from the religion and i still felt terrible afterwards, as if i soiled myself spiritually or something. worst part is when i sometimes share how much this messed me up, i'm told it's not possible for priests to be this strict on purity... damn i wish i was making this up.
Witam rodaka, jakbym czytała o sobie, łączę się w bólu. Niektórzy tego nie rozumieją bo nie byli mocno wierzący / ignorowali spowiadanie się z masturb*cji. News flash: jak powiesz jedenastoletniemu dziecku że nie może uprawiać "sAmOgwAŁtu" bo będzie na wieki cierpieć w piekle to nie poskutkuje to normalnym rozwojem XD
I believe you although I am not familiar with the term, I am so sorry you had to go through that. I wish you will have the strength to combat all the feelings that such a situation could cause
I was raised Catholic too, but being asexual and born out of wedlock, I didn’t really worry about the masturbation thing. I get feeling guilt about religion though. I still feel worried I’ll go to hell if I do so much as gossip a little with friends sometimes.
That level of strictness is not just possible but common in religion. My experience was not as bad but I still remember the constant purity talks at home, the extreme expectations of what dating should be, and the unending slut shaming I got as a small child. I was raised evangelical
i’m sorry man but my religion tells me that I have to get upset over you being an athiest blah blah on no you’re get bad blah blah listen man I don’t know if it’s even possible for me to say this right now but my religion basically forces me to say something about you minding your business and if I had the ability to ignore you I would man something something read the Bible I don’t even wanna be bothering you i’m sorry if I did
I feel like Gary needs to stop talking about teenagers 😭
Bro is drake
This video is kinda effective cause hearing Gary's voice talk about sexual things made me feel repulsed by sex lol
I cringed at "men have a stronger sex drive than women." That's not true and this idea is largely a result of the way people like JWs and other conservatives shame women for having a sex drive at all. I grew up in a conservative christian culture, so I saw this first hand. I remember as a teenager, boys were expected to control their desires and girls were treated like there was something wrong with them if they had desires at all. I was told the only reason I would want to have sex was because I wanted a boy to pay attention to me. People like this try to rob women of their sexuality and it's so pervasive in US culture that things like "men just have a stronger sex drive" have become common place. People who really think women don't have the same sex drive as men need to take a stroll through sites like Wattpad.
Also, want to clarify, not all men have a strong sex drive and the assumption that most men have very high sex drives is harmful as well. It varies drastically based on the individual regardless of gender.
WHAT KIND OF MASTERBATING ARE YOU DOING FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED SELF ABUSE 💀
gooning
Of course, "self-abuse" was the term the Society often used particularly during the '70's and '80's. Most people simply refer to it as "self-pleasure".
I pull on mine like I'm trying to start a weed eater
@@JasonHendersonCBT probably
I learned about the concept of self abuse from TV tropes
The governing body loves you - cringe moment
So gary is definitely fighting some urges because I've never seen someone so obsessed with gay activities.
Gary without the r is gay
For people who are "pure" they sure are obsessed with sex
*Stephen Lett holds up a banana and has his fingers on the tip*
Stephen Lett: "You see sisters, the trick is to be gentle. Now, when he says he's close you remove your hands like so."
*Stephen Lett removes his fingers from the tip*
Stephen Lett: "That's how you keep your hands clean, because Jehovah hates nothing more than dirty hands."
That's a whole different level of cringe right now. Ewww
The gloves in question:
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I recently started watching your videos after having my own small JW experience. Two months ago my wife and I had our first child who was born 2 months premature. He spent a month in the hospital and went home afterwards. It was a stressful situation and still is. A couple weeks ago we got a letter in the mail. It was hand written so i immediately assumed it was from family but it was from a JW who was congratulating us on the birth of our child and then immediately pivoted to speaking about what the true purpose of life is and how i could and should become a better father by focusing on what REALLY matters, that being jehova lol.
Neither my wife nor i have ever had any affiliation with the JWs so i was weirded out on how they knew where i lived AND had a child. Turns out these crazies monitor the birth records in my county just so they can try to recruit my family into the cult lol.
Omg if did had a return address I would personally take that letter back to them.
They used to comb the obituaries published in newspapers too! Then send out their literature and count time for their Kingdom Hall time sheets. Pathetic.
They monitor the local funeral home's online obituary page in my area.
watching as a bisexual man who was never a jw (but was a nondenominational christian):
jws some real freaky ass ppl, what do they got goin on 😭 id be jealous if it werent for the whole religious repression and high control thing /j
This is all funny, but it should be said - guilting your children for normal, biological functions like arousal, or masturbating, or otherwise body-shaming, IS a form of child abuse, and has been shown to cause long-term damage, well into adulthood. It delays sexual maturity (sometimes indefinitely), creates weird guilt complexes, and often leads people to immature, unhealthy relationships (like marrying someone they barely know, just to have sex), etc.
The Church's sex-shaming is abusive and destructive. Do not teach your kids this shit.
Human Resources training at Watchtower is unlike anything.
When you see a corporate training video on any corporation they usually tell you what's the company about, some general regulations, how "wonderful" is to work with them, and your general duties at your job. NOT IN WATCHTOWERLAND!!!😂😂😂
I remember being on my first day in a JW construction group and the foreman gathering me and other two guys (I thought he wanted to discuss some rules with us) to tell us not to see Sears or Kmart shoppers because those contained women in underwear. UNREALLL!!! 😂😂😂😂
As someone who is religious myself(I’m within the Catholic Church) I find it very funny when a bunch of old men bring up clothes. Women are not responsible for men’s thoughts. Plus Adam and Eve were full on naked. I personally think God was more than likely speaking from a perspective of not wearing all this gold jewelry and overindulgence on fancy things like that. Also the Bible is also strict about what men should also wear yet that’s never brought up.
Why do the ladies hear from an Idris Elba impersonator? That rich voice saying "we love you" will have an unintended effect.
@@troisquarts3659I'm confused by your comment 😅
@@ravenblackwing7888 it was meant to be a stand-alone comment, somehow it ended up under yours. I guess I misclicked. Don't mind me getting thirsty for JW brothers.
true and i'm a christian women myself and i never heard of this.
Where in the Word of God does it state Adam and Eve were "full on naked"? Does that seem practical?
They really said "It ain't gay if it's with the homies." LMFAO 💀💀💀😭😭😭
My cringe came early in this video. I lost it the first time he said “sexy”. It was so unnatural, like hearing a small child try to use a curse word for the first time.
As someone on the thicker side AND being a sister in this org was ultimate hell lmao. The clothes I had naturally hugged at my flabs and I get the sense that the elders were more disgusted than enticed with my stylistic choices. It was actually the elder's wives that tried to "counsel" me though! They tried to come off motherly and stuff but I saw right through them. One of them even suggested I take diet pills. So tbh, idk if I was getting counseled for tight clothing or just being fat... hmmm
You know damn well those brothers would be looking
My now disowned mother convinced Me into taking phen-fen. Didn't do anything good for Me. Wretched chattering hens. Just as abusive as their men. I was related to some elders etc.
Did he just describe edging in the beginning😂😂
Just Wait until he hears about dreamybull 💀
4:04 “Such immodest dress can be harmful to Christian brothers….AND EVEN some sisters 🤔😏💅🏳️🌈”
it’s so creepy and gross how obsessed they are with sex and people’s personal business when it comes to romantic and sexual relationships like bro 💀
@0:01 omg the slow lip licking! I already cringed Panda Tower! New record! eww 🤢 hahaha 😆