ALL On the first day of Christmas CHIP My parents gave to me A dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the second day of Christmas LEAF My siblings gave to me Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the third day of Christmas MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY Deborah hurt her knee So I went on as Marcy LEAF Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fourth day of Christmas OLIVE My dad forgot the tree Why does he forget things? MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Hey, these are both left feet CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fifth day of Christmas BARFEE With my sea anemones I can't smell a thing OLIVE He forgot me at the playground MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Wait, these are both right feet. Yay! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the sixth day of Chri... LOGAINNE Chanukah, my two dads gave to me My sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE My shorts have static cling OLIVE He left me at McDonald's MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Socks, I name you Phil CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the seventh day of Christmas MARCY My Lord savior gave to me The seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE Sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE In my basement, I am king OLIVE He left me at the dentist MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) Actually, I'm okay LEAF Phil, I hope you like me CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eighth day of Christmas PANCH My schoolboard tested pee Mine was laced with Ritalin MARCY Seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE (spoken) Wait, there's only five BARFEE I pick, then I sling OLIVE He left me at the medscape MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) I said I'm fine LEAF (spoken) Mom, can Phil have ham? CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the ninth day of Christmas MITCH My warden gave to me Nine conjugal visits PANCH Pee laced with Ritalin MARCY (spoken) Jesus, mi Salvador LOGAINNE (spoken) Can we not bring religion into this? ALL Chinese food at Ming's OLIVE He left me at the dog trap MARCY (spoken) Get out of my costume! LEAF (spoken) Mom, Phil's hungry! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the tenth day of Christmas RONA Ted broke up with me Another lonely Christmas MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mama, hey. It's Mitch PANCH I have a niacin disorder MARCY Jesus, are you listening? LOGAINNE (spoken) The religious rite won't listen! BARFEE Tushies in a sling OLIVE He forgets to feed me dinner MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY (spoken) You wanna bring it on? MARCY (spoken) Yeah, bring it on! LEAF (spoken) Phil, I won't let you starve CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eleventh day of Christmas CHIP My mailman brought to me Eleven barely legals RONA Who gets dumped on Christmas? MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mitch from Putnam (indistinct) PANCH Niacin, it's in fruit MARCY (spoken) Are you there, Jesus? It's me, Marcy LOGAINNE (spoken) My liberties are being compromised! BARFEE I'll fly on Pegasus's wings OLIVE He left me child services MARCY (spoken) Put down the baton! LEAF (spoken) Phil, ew! Ham farts! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the twelfth day of Christmas CHIP and OLIVE We called equity ALL Better health insurance CHIP (spoken) Mom, close the door! (all talking over each other) BARFEE Wait!!! I just smelled something! OLIVE Mama, mama, mama MITCH I went on as Marcy LEAF Next to hope for undies CHIP And better presents than a dictionary ALL Merry Christmas from the cast of "Spelling Bee"
Marcy’s actress and understudy fighting the whole time HAS to be my favorite part of
my favorite part is “mom close the door!”
I will be trying out for the prairie players civic theaters production
ALL
On the first day of Christmas
CHIP
My parents gave to me
A dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the second day of Christmas
LEAF
My siblings gave to me
Two rainbow toe socks
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the third day of Christmas
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
Deborah hurt her knee
So I went on as Marcy
LEAF
Two rainbow toe socks
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the fourth day of Christmas
OLIVE
My dad forgot the tree
Why does he forget things?
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
I went on as Marcy
LEAF
(spoken) Hey, these are both left feet
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the fifth day of Christmas
BARFEE
With my sea anemones
I can't smell a thing
OLIVE
He forgot me at the playground
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
I went on as Marcy
LEAF
(spoken) Wait, these are both right feet. Yay!
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the sixth day of Chri...
LOGAINNE
Chanukah, my two dads gave to me
My sixth stomach ulcer
BARFEE
My shorts have static cling
OLIVE
He left me at McDonald's
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
I went on as Marcy
LEAF
(spoken) Socks, I name you Phil
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the seventh day of Christmas
MARCY
My Lord savior gave to me
The seventh book of Moses
LOGAINNE
Sixth stomach ulcer
BARFEE
In my basement, I am king
OLIVE
He left me at the dentist
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
I went on as Marcy
MARCY
(over understudy; spoken) Actually, I'm okay
LEAF
Phil, I hope you like me
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the eighth day of Christmas
PANCH
My schoolboard tested pee
Mine was laced with Ritalin
MARCY
Seventh book of Moses
LOGAINNE
(spoken) Wait, there's only five
BARFEE
I pick, then I sling
OLIVE
He left me at the medscape
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
I went on as Marcy
MARCY
(over understudy; spoken) I said I'm fine
LEAF
(spoken) Mom, can Phil have ham?
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the ninth day of Christmas
MITCH
My warden gave to me
Nine conjugal visits
PANCH
Pee laced with Ritalin
MARCY
(spoken) Jesus, mi Salvador
LOGAINNE
(spoken) Can we not bring religion into this?
ALL
Chinese food at Ming's
OLIVE
He left me at the dog trap
MARCY
(spoken) Get out of my costume!
LEAF
(spoken) Mom, Phil's hungry!
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the tenth day of Christmas
RONA
Ted broke up with me
Another lonely Christmas
MITCH
(on the phone; spoken) Mama, hey. It's Mitch
PANCH
I have a niacin disorder
MARCY
Jesus, are you listening?
LOGAINNE
(spoken) The religious rite won't listen!
BARFEE
Tushies in a sling
OLIVE
He forgets to feed me dinner
MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY
(spoken) You wanna bring it on?
MARCY
(spoken) Yeah, bring it on!
LEAF
(spoken) Phil, I won't let you starve
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the eleventh day of Christmas
CHIP
My mailman brought to me
Eleven barely legals
RONA
Who gets dumped on Christmas?
MITCH
(on the phone; spoken) Mitch from Putnam (indistinct)
PANCH
Niacin, it's in fruit
MARCY
(spoken) Are you there, Jesus? It's me, Marcy
LOGAINNE
(spoken) My liberties are being compromised!
BARFEE
I'll fly on Pegasus's wings
OLIVE
He left me child services
MARCY
(spoken) Put down the baton!
LEAF
(spoken) Phil, ew! Ham farts!
CHIP
And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL
On the twelfth day of Christmas
CHIP and OLIVE
We called equity
ALL
Better health insurance
CHIP
(spoken) Mom, close the door!
(all talking over each other)
BARFEE
Wait!!! I just smelled something!
OLIVE
Mama, mama, mama
MITCH
I went on as Marcy
LEAF
Next to hope for undies
CHIP
And better presents than a dictionary
ALL
Merry Christmas from the cast of "Spelling Bee"
Thanks for doing all that!
Heads up. It's: He left me at the Mets game. [NY Mets baseball team.]