ALL On the first day of Christmas CHIP My parents gave to me A dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the second day of Christmas LEAF My siblings gave to me Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the third day of Christmas MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY Deborah hurt her knee So I went on as Marcy LEAF Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fourth day of Christmas OLIVE My dad forgot the tree Why does he forget things? MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Hey, these are both left feet CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fifth day of Christmas BARFEE With my sea anemones I can't smell a thing OLIVE He forgot me at the playground MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Wait, these are both right feet. Yay! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the sixth day of Chri... LOGAINNE Chanukah, my two dads gave to me My sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE My shorts have static cling OLIVE He left me at McDonald's MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Socks, I name you Phil CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the seventh day of Christmas MARCY My Lord savior gave to me The seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE Sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE In my basement, I am king OLIVE He left me at the dentist MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) Actually, I'm okay LEAF Phil, I hope you like me CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eighth day of Christmas PANCH My schoolboard tested pee Mine was laced with Ritalin MARCY Seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE (spoken) Wait, there's only five BARFEE I pick, then I sling OLIVE He left me at the medscape MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) I said I'm fine LEAF (spoken) Mom, can Phil have ham? CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the ninth day of Christmas MITCH My warden gave to me Nine conjugal visits PANCH Pee laced with Ritalin MARCY (spoken) Jesus, mi Salvador LOGAINNE (spoken) Can we not bring religion into this? ALL Chinese food at Ming's OLIVE He left me at the dog trap MARCY (spoken) Get out of my costume! LEAF (spoken) Mom, Phil's hungry! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the tenth day of Christmas RONA Ted broke up with me Another lonely Christmas MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mama, hey. It's Mitch PANCH I have a niacin disorder MARCY Jesus, are you listening? LOGAINNE (spoken) The religious rite won't listen! BARFEE Tushies in a sling OLIVE He forgets to feed me dinner MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY (spoken) You wanna bring it on? MARCY (spoken) Yeah, bring it on! LEAF (spoken) Phil, I won't let you starve CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eleventh day of Christmas CHIP My mailman brought to me Eleven barely legals RONA Who gets dumped on Christmas? MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mitch from Putnam (indistinct) PANCH Niacin, it's in fruit MARCY (spoken) Are you there, Jesus? It's me, Marcy LOGAINNE (spoken) My liberties are being compromised! BARFEE I'll fly on Pegasus's wings OLIVE He left me child services MARCY (spoken) Put down the baton! LEAF (spoken) Phil, ew! Ham farts! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the twelfth day of Christmas CHIP and OLIVE We called equity ALL Better health insurance CHIP (spoken) Mom, close the door! (all talking over each other) BARFEE Wait!!! I just smelled something! OLIVE Mama, mama, mama MITCH I went on as Marcy LEAF Next to hope for undies CHIP And better presents than a dictionary ALL Merry Christmas from the cast of "Spelling Bee"
Marcy’s actress and understudy fighting the whole time HAS to be my favorite part of
I will be trying out for the prairie players civic theaters production
The utter chaos, as promised by the title… perfection 👌
my favorite part is “mom close the door!”
ALL On the first day of Christmas CHIP My parents gave to me A dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the second day of Christmas LEAF My siblings gave to me Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the third day of Christmas MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY Deborah hurt her knee So I went on as Marcy LEAF Two rainbow toe socks CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fourth day of Christmas OLIVE My dad forgot the tree Why does he forget things? MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Hey, these are both left feet CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the fifth day of Christmas BARFEE With my sea anemones I can't smell a thing OLIVE He forgot me at the playground MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Wait, these are both right feet. Yay! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the sixth day of Chri... LOGAINNE Chanukah, my two dads gave to me My sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE My shorts have static cling OLIVE He left me at McDonald's MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy LEAF (spoken) Socks, I name you Phil CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the seventh day of Christmas MARCY My Lord savior gave to me The seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE Sixth stomach ulcer BARFEE In my basement, I am king OLIVE He left me at the dentist MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) Actually, I'm okay LEAF Phil, I hope you like me CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eighth day of Christmas PANCH My schoolboard tested pee Mine was laced with Ritalin MARCY Seventh book of Moses LOGAINNE (spoken) Wait, there's only five BARFEE I pick, then I sling OLIVE He left me at the medscape MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY I went on as Marcy MARCY (over understudy; spoken) I said I'm fine LEAF (spoken) Mom, can Phil have ham? CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the ninth day of Christmas MITCH My warden gave to me Nine conjugal visits PANCH Pee laced with Ritalin MARCY (spoken) Jesus, mi Salvador LOGAINNE (spoken) Can we not bring religion into this? ALL Chinese food at Ming's OLIVE He left me at the dog trap MARCY (spoken) Get out of my costume! LEAF (spoken) Mom, Phil's hungry! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the tenth day of Christmas RONA Ted broke up with me Another lonely Christmas MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mama, hey. It's Mitch PANCH I have a niacin disorder MARCY Jesus, are you listening? LOGAINNE (spoken) The religious rite won't listen! BARFEE Tushies in a sling OLIVE He forgets to feed me dinner MARCY'S UNDERSTUDY (spoken) You wanna bring it on? MARCY (spoken) Yeah, bring it on! LEAF (spoken) Phil, I won't let you starve CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee
ALL On the eleventh day of Christmas CHIP My mailman brought to me Eleven barely legals RONA Who gets dumped on Christmas? MITCH (on the phone; spoken) Mitch from Putnam (indistinct) PANCH Niacin, it's in fruit MARCY (spoken) Are you there, Jesus? It's me, Marcy LOGAINNE (spoken) My liberties are being compromised! BARFEE I'll fly on Pegasus's wings OLIVE He left me child services MARCY (spoken) Put down the baton! LEAF (spoken) Phil, ew! Ham farts! CHIP And a dictionary for the spelling bee ALL On the twelfth day of Christmas CHIP and OLIVE We called equity ALL Better health insurance CHIP (spoken) Mom, close the door! (all talking over each other) BARFEE Wait!!! I just smelled something! OLIVE Mama, mama, mama MITCH I went on as Marcy LEAF Next to hope for undies CHIP And better presents than a dictionary ALL Merry Christmas from the cast of "Spelling Bee"
Thanks for doing all that! Heads up. It's: He left me at the Mets game. [NY Mets baseball team.]