The fact that the “med student” person was lying to them for so long and later cheats on them yet believe he was just sitting in parking lots for 8 hrs💀 nah he was definitely cheatin before
This isn't a unique story though, the person seemed genuine so I don't think they're a copycat but this has happened so many times, pretending to be a doctor seems to be the most common lie. And yeah most of them don't do that in order to cheat, they really do spend the day at McDonald's or in their car lmao
There’s a famous story in France that is just like that. Except it went for way too long and when the man’s wife found out he killed her, their kids and himself… yeah
@@poppyseed5270 I’m sure it’s happened before with non cheaters, but lying to your partner for 4 years, and being gone 8 hrs almost every day.. that’s a lot of “just sitting in parking lot’s”. Then for this particular person to have cheated especially with another married woman the moment he actually gets into school...nah he was never faithful to her, just to lying.
lmao yeah he taught himself how to be a doctor, all the procedures, medicine, etc so he can fake it in front of everyone. Man went to med school without going to actual med school.
I feel like there HAD to have been more to that story that we didn't see... still probably an exaggeration but honestly I wish I could read the whole thing
Fr it is kind of cringy and I’m sure that boy would regret his choice later on in his life, but then again he’s just a kid. I’m sure we’re all did something with that level of cringe during middle school
@Lord Voldemort tbh i was thinking maybe because his dad was a doctor and stuff he knew a lot of that stuff because he basically had a first hand source but im not sure
@Lord Voldemort How would you expect a non-doctor/med student to know any of that? If I claimed to be an immigration lawyer, you wouldn't be able to think of questions nearly as detailed to ask me. Most people just assume you're telling the truth and not sitting in your car for 8 hrs a day.
@Lord Voldemort Probably that's what he did during the day on the parking lot: hierarchy, bureaucracy, uni policy, professors, lectures... The wierdest part of it all is with that level of engagement he could actually have a degree in whatever he was passionate about.
This must be common because maybe a week ago I saw someone make a post about it in relationship advice 💀their partner also fabricated their entire medical school story
Imagine sending one of these in like "haha cringe ex" and Noel hits you with the "nah you're a horrible person" Worse than the parents saying "not mad, just disappointed"
The sheer confidence this girl had to tell a story about her being emotionally abusive to her boyfriend and thought everyone would be like, "Yeah what a weirdo, girl power you go sis!"
@Wynn what? I treat all my women wit class bruv you saying that kinda fucks me up cause my ex told me she wanted to be a stripper after I took care of her for forever I broke up wit her n now im wit a girl I spoil, I take her out to the mall and get her flights all the damn time to me just cause you’re a shitty person and some other people are doesn’t mean everyone is maybe your choice of men is just ass
@wynn1587 Didn't your parents ever teach you that two wrongs don't make a right? No one here is going to listen to you if you try to justify a wrongdoing with other wrongdoings. Be better.
I feel so bad for that girl who was married to the fake doctor. Ain't no way he was sitting up in a car for eight hours. He was laid up with other women in their apartments with cool air conditioning. I'm surprised that didn't cross her mind. Literally waited around for him to come out about his cheating to finally realize that wasn't just her man. God damn. Stay safe out here ladies.
“That’s a special kind of love and I’m mad he ruined it for everyone else, you could’ve given that to someone who appreciated it.” That’s ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET NOEL WTF MAN.
I feel bad for Walmart guy. He didn’t deserve that toxic BS. And that girl sounds like the type to wear her toxicity like a badge and think it’s just “sO qUiRkY”.
people who think mistreating others is "wild" or "quirky" are the scummiest mfs around. I feel so bad for bro, he ain't deserve any of that & he got nothing good out of that experience, minus maybe losing his virginity (to someone who said the wrong name so that's only like half a point).
Honestly I feel like the “parking lot doctor” wasn’t actually sitting in parking lots all day, but was doing something else shady he didn’t want her knowing. I don’t think he just sat around all day for 4 WHOLE YEAR
Ig it’s bc you forget dreams really quickly, and you might have some interesting or funny ones you want to remember. I wrote down a few of mine bc I thought they might make good short stories or something
The Walmart man lady didn’t have a weird relationship she was just toxic and brought it out on some innocent guy. What a terrible person I wish them bad.
It’s probably a select few fans who are the same age as (or older than) Noel and Cody. Most of their fanbase (myself included) are like 18-24 year olds, especially in college right now🤣
I really liked that he called out the "Walmart man" bitch. That guy deserved better, he may not have dodged the bullet but it still just grazed him. What a toxic situation.
And that's why we love our homie Noel, a realist in a dog eat dog world. Mad respect to Noel, he dgaf if your a fan. He gon tell you straight up what he thinking and call you out on your bs lol
In my mind the story ended with the OP taking Pickle home and giving the cat the best loving life possible cause my heart can’t take any other version of this story 🥲
Yeah but they did say they were wasted, so the consent aspect of the sex is weirding me out. It's kind of gross that the guy "made his move" after she got trashed imo.
@@Caroline-hw9yw She's clearly ok with it happening, its not like she's saying the dude took advantage of her. Besides the guy was a virgin, so I doubt he was going around trying to sleep with as many drunk chicks as he could.
@@Caroline-hw9yw I understand your concern but I really don’t think she was the victim in any way in this situation. Yes you shouldn’t make moves on someone who’s drunk, but she sounded like she’d been eyeing him up since he looked like her ex. In this case it doesn’t sound like getting drunk led to something she would’ve never done or consented to otherwise, she just also happened to be drunk. They both might’ve been.
Man I was thinking the same thing. If Im in a room withacquaintences and one of them tells THAT story, we aiint even friends. You cant just run around poisoning people like that... thats a major personality problem. People who do crap like that are just trouble for everyone.
You do realise he's actually just gradually hypnotising us all at the start of these videos, into becoming some kind of Miller army, ready to do his evil bidding one day when he calls on us.
I wish Noel would upload a public google folder with all of the stories people submit after the video so we can read the ones that can’t be shown on YT
Yeah, it was ultimately nothing but the plot point "we were out of the country together so I couldn't literally run away from him as soon as he outed himself as an ex-con who collects Charles Manson recordings" What a creepy dude. I hope he isn't in turkey anymore too...
@@bandoscreams2535 shut up,you are not a botdf fan,there is no proof that he tried to get into a relationship with a minor,I mean there is proof but it is alright,so don't diss them:( (I am a 14ur old(
but why did i feel so warm with his "you could've given that to someone who actually appreciated it" at 5:50 "mad he ruined that for everyone else" 🥺 he's a real one
I feel like half of the people who send in their stories need to remember that this is a COMEDY channel. Stop sending in your trauma stories, you're just gonna get Noel sad.
There's two things happening: Noel asked for weird. Trauma stories can be also weird. Noel technically asked for it, and so he shall receive. The second thing is that these people may want a comedian to laugh at their trauma story because their form of coping is laughing at it and moving on. Seeing another person laugh at it reinforces that yes, it _was_ a fucked up thing that happened, but it's said and done and all they want to do is laugh and be grateful they made it out in one piece. Don't get me wrong I totally agree with you but there's some moving pieces at play that people might not notice.
to be fair, some of my stories that i find funny are not funny to other people and they think it's just traumatic. but, that does not negate the fact that some people do send in their trauma stories just to get a kind of reaction from him
Noel's such a cool dude in these. Just deadass telling Walmart girl she sucks and "joker reincarnated" girl that she's bullying her memory of a 14-year-old. Maybe I feel vindicated by it because I was total cringe back then and now I'm only mostly cringe, but seriously it bothers me how many adults pretend they can keep bullying children for being children. Reminds me of the types of people who would yell insults out their car window at kid-me when I was walking down the street. I remember when I was eleven I wore a tank top out for a trip to the park and some twenty-something white dudes yelled "you shouldn't wear sleeveless tops unless you have muscles!" at an eleven year old. I wasn't cringe for dressing for the weather, they were cringe for having nothing better to do than yell at children and make them feel bad about their bodies.
What the hell…I’m so sorry that happened to you, but that’s amazing that you can recognize that they’re the cringe ones for belittling a CHILD for…wearing clothes suited to the weather? Hope you’re doing good!! 💕💕
noel ik u started out the staring thing as a joke but you have literally trained me into liking the video before it’s even started like it’s genuinely so effective im actually curious as to just how many more likes youve been getting since you started doing that
It's insane man I rarely like videos and never like them at the beginning but every time I open his videos I'm like "oh ok time to like please don't hurt me"
@@rosie5348 some intense venting like this shouldn't be blasted to the masses. They should be processed first in private, preferably with a trained specialist. you can't respond to these people and make sure they are doing ok bc anonymous submissions
the one where she was making shit out of sticks and rocks on the ground and he was like “wtf are you doing” and she was like “a witchcraft ritual to make us stay together forever” and he just responds with “i have to take a shit” was SO FUNNY
Bruh that one is like the most believable in the whole video, have you seen how white gen-z girls act on tiktok? There seems to be some sort of contagious brain rot on that app that makes all of them believe that they’re witches and can use their crystal horoscopes to curse people and other cringe shit like that lol
That Walmart dude story: whoever sent that is has a problem called "never wanting to be alone" in the sense that they never want to feel like they don't have a partner to go to, but not for any true value in a relationship, but because being alone potentially means having to address your shortcomings. I knew someone like this. They're very toxic personalities. It's ok to be alone and to take time to better yourself. There is nothing wrong with not always being in a relationship with someone. This is my two cents from my experience
I know too many people terrified of being alone and staying in unfulfilling, toxic, or dead end relationships because they get convinced that they'll never find someone better. Refuse to let that be me. I'll die alone if I have to lol
@@cherrypitbliss And I think that you're wise to be comfortable with that given the dating culture in today's society. The fact that today almost half of marriages end in divorce means that caution is warranted, and you shouldn't ever date someone because you feel a desperate pull to just be in a relationship.
why do people send DMs to Noel talking about abuse they received instead of actually asking for real help to professionals, like..... I'm worried about you people
Yeah it’s weird imo like I don’t mean to sound like an asshole but he didn’t ask for all that weight. Hearing about traumatic things, especially graphic ones like animal abuse, guy threatening to take the girls life, etc. can be scarring to the person listening/reading it too. Mans is a TH-camr and comedian not a psychologist or trauma-dump....
"Hey Noel, Love your content. I know you asked for funny or weird stories, so here's a trauma dump. Have fun with that unasked for uncomfortable feeling"
@@Tiffany__B I could never do that to a person, sometimes I feel bad venting about a bad day but bringing up deep-seated traumatic secrets that weren’t warranted at all? Horrific, awkward, and terrible on the receiving end.
my favourite thing about this series is repeatedly finding the limit of what noel will read 💀 also i appreciate the way he called out the rudeness of the walmart man story
Some of these people are the type to call you a horrible person for not giving them a pencil and then they turn around and do some life ruining shit to their own family.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear qam
I am both concerned for and impressed by the people who are writing you these stories at 7:30 in the morning. I can’t even function at that time and someone is like, “let me write one of the wildest emails you’ll ever read.”
The girl with the boyfriend who threatened self harm and threatened to kill her, I hope you’re doing better now. You are so strong and deserve the world
My ex gf used to do this shit but she was too much of a pussy to actually go through with it so she'd send google imagines of cuts on whatsapp to my friends telling them if I don't unblock her she's going for the artery next
i feel like noel is getting healthier? like in a psychological way i mean, he used to assume crazy things are just normal but this time he even hat empathy for the other people that were talked about hahaha
we lock eyes across a crowded room and i do not like what i see. the hollowness of your eyes bore into mine as if they've sunken into your skull, only bone and shadows remaining. "he's getting healthier" you say. the rot is creeping around you, swallowing more and more of the surrounding tables. "hes feeling empathy now" you creak, your mouth flopping open as the flesh drips off your face, melting into the corrupted floor of the comedy club. as you slump back into your chair, only bones and dust and ash, the growing decay closes in on me, i scramble to the top of the table around me, as the other audience members around me are consumed by the inching, creeping rot. they do not notice. the table is crumbling under my feet, the corruption laying its claim to the wood. i blink and everyone is gone. the only sound is the thumping of my heart against my hollow rib cage. "hahaha. thats weird" i collapse as the corroding rot consumes me, body and soul.
The one with the medical school is sad. To love someone that much you'd forgive them for that, you could have been using that compassion to start a non-profit charity for injured dogs.
How did the lying "Doctor" have money and pay bills if he just sat in a parking lot all day for 4 years? I get he was in "med school", but did they live with their parents during their relationship and marriage or did she pay for everything or what? So many questions lol
Yeah his dad mightve been paying the bills, that isnt that uncommon for med students. Which raises the question, did the dad also send money for "tuition" that the guy was pocketing?
The girl that did “Marty” (I just don’t wanna call him Walmart) so dirty is just gross, man. I feel like by her little “...oops” she just feels like it’s a quirky little “lol I was *such* a naughty baddie ahhhh 🙈” and hasn’t actually learned that the guy had feelings like Noel said. She really learned no empathy or respect from that. Poor Marty, dude deserved so much better than that. EDIT: I wanna add a disclaimer because I thought that story took place in college, but going back I see it was high school. It was still an awful thing to do, it was still gross what she did, and Marty still deserved better; so while them being in high school doesn’t excuse anything, it does just put a different perspective on the stupid and immature decisions she made. So I have, like, 10% more sympathy for her past self in terms of poor decision making skills...but if she truly didn’t gain any perspective from what went down with Marty, then that almost makes her current self *worse* because she had even more time to grow from this incident and just...didn’t. :/
Her retelling the story with absolutely no remorse, but even as a response to a "weird relationships" prompt, shows that she just straight up didn't mature as a person at all, however long ago the story was. She's still that empathy-less teenager at heart.
@@Oujouj426 I agree. I felt dirty hearing it. And that Oops, no ma’am that’s not a oops that’s a person and you think it’s quirky. Poor Walmart, hope he’s doing well.
I'm gonna be super honest, high schoolers may be dumb but they arent THAT dumb, like I've have never met a person who would do this and I've met terrible people but even they we'rent that insensitive. It's obvious she just wanted to be with someone and didnt care who it was whether it was her ex or Marty, I hope she see these comments and realize what a piece of shit she is for doing that to someone and not expecting a break up or not even apologizing to him.
@@chugchug72 For sure, I’m not someone who thinks that this would be the norm among high schoolers. By high school standards it’s still an absolutely horrible thing to do, and most have better insight than that. If this was something that happened now I’d hope for that girl to at least grow into a decent person, but since this happened presumably some time ago, that unfortunately hasn’t happened. Everyone has the capacity for growth and change, but my gosh do some people avoid that like the plague and instead choose to stagnate, fester, and buckle down in their jerk tendencies.
“I was in a toxic relationship” jeez by the end I understood why😬 when people say “I was in a toxic relationship” I usually assume that the partner was the toxic one… yeah… not here I guess…. Jesus
Looked back and saw that she was referring to that on/off relationship, so not Walmart man. Still probably means either she was the toxic one, or they were both toxic.
Reminds me of Relationship Advice on Reddit. Half of those "my partner is so toxic" posts make me think maybe the one writing is the toxic one, regardless of gender.
How did I miss this one? I could’ve talked about how my ex-boyfriend brainwashed me and led me into a cult and made me believe that we were meant to be married because God sent him to dream of our wedding.
BRUH, the one about the girl taking Walmarts virginity and then getting back with her ex next day gave me the most utterly violent ick ever. Hope Walmart is doing good now and has a girl that treats him right.
I was thinking about sending a story about a girl who told everybody that i was her "infinite soulmate" and her "lesbian angel" after kissing me once, but I thought that was too wild. I know now, way too many people are just walking around, absolutely batshit insane, and sending their crazy shit to youtubers without a second thought
Yeah, a lot of weird shit happens in highschool relationships, because teenagers are weird in the first place. It's like a newborn bird trying to fly, it's gonna look weird for a while. But the vast, vast majority of that weirdness is bland and boring stuff that only teenagers could overreact at and think is "sUpER wEIrd!" Gotta add a "no teenage stories" disclaimer in the future, will hopefully also filter out the pedo stories and such.
I subscribed for the spy vs. spy joke 💀 holy hell I've showed it to dozens of people over the years & NO ONE had ever heard of it lol the way my jaw dropped when he said spy vs. spy after I said it in my head...I can't 😂
@@AC-gm6dr the rest of the story is way more wild, i just wasn’t expecting him to be shocked by that part (it doesn’t feel as crazy when it happened to you lmao)
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The fact that the “med student” person was lying to them for so long and later cheats on them yet believe he was just sitting in parking lots for 8 hrs💀 nah he was definitely cheatin before
The nerve of that man
This isn't a unique story though, the person seemed genuine so I don't think they're a copycat but this has happened so many times, pretending to be a doctor seems to be the most common lie. And yeah most of them don't do that in order to cheat, they really do spend the day at McDonald's or in their car lmao
He can commit to lying for four years but can't commit to her. She should've seen that red flag
There’s a famous story in France that is just like that. Except it went for way too long and when the man’s wife found out he killed her, their kids and himself… yeah
@@poppyseed5270 I’m sure it’s happened before with non cheaters, but lying to your partner for 4 years, and being gone 8 hrs almost every day.. that’s a lot of “just sitting in parking lot’s”. Then for this particular person to have cheated especially with another married woman the moment he actually gets into school...nah he was never faithful to her, just to lying.
Yall was supposed to send him weird funny situations not sex crimes
this ain’t SVU
He's not the police
Was 2007 Darius op and did you catch the rammus okay sound effect at ~4:40?
@@neckropemancer5416 uh.. darius wasnt in league in 2007... because league didnt release until 2009
They misunderstood the assignment 😔
The guy that faked going to medschool, I like to imagine that he was actually teaching himself medicine for four years just to keep up the charade.
lmao yeah he taught himself how to be a doctor, all the procedures, medicine, etc so he can fake it in front of everyone. Man went to med school without going to actual med school.
Maybe he didnt go to med school but he had someone who was going to med school constantly teach him everything they know
@@Rex-golf_player810 lol nah udemy courses and TH-cam videos
@@ghostinthecity 😂😂😂
RIGHT! 😂 like someone must’ve asked questions only a med student would know
'OMG i dated the joker incarnate he was MENTAL', meanwhile the boyfriend is just a normal teenager who quotes movies sometimes.
fr like.... hes a normal kid, you're just being a jerk because he's a bit nerdy
I feel like there HAD to have been more to that story that we didn't see... still probably an exaggeration but honestly I wish I could read the whole thing
Fr it is kind of cringy and I’m sure that boy would regret his choice later on in his life, but then again he’s just a kid. I’m sure we’re all did something with that level of cringe during middle school
nice to see Colin Wanker here.
@@JunoBug427 is there a way we can or no
the fact that the "medical student" didn't even have a college degree kills me
@Lord Voldemort tbh i was thinking maybe because his dad was a doctor and stuff he knew a lot of that stuff because he basically had a first hand source but im not sure
@Lord Voldemort How would you expect a non-doctor/med student to know any of that? If I claimed to be an immigration lawyer, you wouldn't be able to think of questions nearly as detailed to ask me. Most people just assume you're telling the truth and not sitting in your car for 8 hrs a day.
@Lord Voldemort Probably that's what he did during the day on the parking lot: hierarchy, bureaucracy, uni policy, professors, lectures...
The wierdest part of it all is with that level of engagement he could actually have a degree in whatever he was passionate about.
This must be common because maybe a week ago I saw someone make a post about it in relationship advice 💀their partner also fabricated their entire medical school story
And he didn't even bother to get a regular job, just sat around 😭😭
Imagine sending one of these in like "haha cringe ex" and Noel hits you with the "nah you're a horrible person"
Worse than the parents saying "not mad, just disappointed"
Ok but like that person deserved to be called a horrible person. Someone had to tell her lol
Where did he say that
Edit: I guess it's the Walmart one
Imagine a guy doing that to the girl whose virginity he took. He’s be a certified crapbag, and so is she.
since the guy never technically broke up with the sticks and rocks girl... they really are together forever. the ritual worked.
the ritual is chris pratt th-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/w-d-xo.html
Whattt
Oh I get it
Ayo she actually smart as fuck lmfao 💀
Are staring contests what TH-cam creators are doing nowadays?
You beat me btw
Alternative title. 'Blue balling the audience by not fully reading a single submission'
literally
I read through the whole comment section to make sure I wasn’t the only one that felt like this
Next time I hope ppl send in less uh.. traumatic stories, for lack of a better way of sayin that. We supposed to laugh not cry 😔
😆😆
@Kawaii Potato should have found different stories and not posted the unusable ones.
The sheer confidence this girl had to tell a story about her being emotionally abusive to her boyfriend and thought everyone would be like, "Yeah what a weirdo, girl power you go sis!"
Which story? Walmart guy one??
@wynn1587 keep coping
@wynn1587 get some help, you're weird
@Wynn what? I treat all my women wit class bruv you saying that kinda fucks me up cause my ex told me she wanted to be a stripper after I took care of her for forever I broke up wit her n now im wit a girl I spoil, I take her out to the mall and get her flights all the damn time to me just cause you’re a shitty person and some other people are doesn’t mean everyone is maybe your choice of men is just ass
@wynn1587 Didn't your parents ever teach you that two wrongs don't make a right? No one here is going to listen to you if you try to justify a wrongdoing with other wrongdoings. Be better.
That Pickle story made me really sad. I wish Pickle could be saved and given a better home
@@samjones4097 go play russian roulette with 6 bullets. You joker watching, communist manifesto having 9 year old
For real I can’t stand when people think animal abuse is “cute”.
@@mmwlove I know you are but what am I?
@@samjones4097 stfu ur name is Sam so ur opinion isn’t valid 🤷♀️
@@samjones4097 man really pulled out the Playground insults. Man you probably watch Morgz stfu
I feel so bad for that girl who was married to the fake doctor. Ain't no way he was sitting up in a car for eight hours. He was laid up with other women in their apartments with cool air conditioning. I'm surprised that didn't cross her mind. Literally waited around for him to come out about his cheating to finally realize that wasn't just her man. God damn. Stay safe out here ladies.
Yeah that story made me genuinely sad
Oh trueee in my head I imagine he was spending that time looking up shit to be able to carry the lie LMFAO
Yeah he was definitely cheating that whole time!
He did not deserve the fat chance she gave him. I hope she’s doing better now.
My first thought would’ve been the man that did essentially the same thing faking a job to his family and then murdered them all
“That’s a special kind of love and I’m mad he ruined it for everyone else, you could’ve given that to someone who appreciated it.”
That’s ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET NOEL WTF MAN.
THE WAYYYY Noel looked at the camera after reading "I hated mainstream guys that only listened to rap and no sense of style"
this has me crying because i made the exact same expression😭
that was super cringey
17:56
that's gotta be racist 😭
@@ratedpending How?
I feel bad for Walmart guy. He didn’t deserve that toxic BS.
And that girl sounds like the type to wear her toxicity like a badge and think it’s just “sO qUiRkY”.
people who think mistreating others is "wild" or "quirky" are the scummiest mfs around. I feel so bad for bro, he ain't deserve any of that & he got nothing good out of that experience, minus maybe losing his virginity (to someone who said the wrong name so that's only like half a point).
and i oop-- 🤭💅 SKSKKAKSKSKSK
sorry im an aquarius moon light 😭😭😭
anyways stream (generic popstar) 💕💕
@@re_i_gn why you brought aquarius into this?
Because astrology is a joke and is used to justify mistreatment of others.
@@DNLTE no I got you I was just acting offended
I thought cat girl was gonna go a completely different direction.
Same
would have much rather it go in that different direction
I hope that guy did something about that.
I wish he finished the story cause now I’m stuck imagining what horrors that cat had to face
Never assume makes an ass out of you and me boomshakalaka.
WHY IS EVERYONE JUST SUBMITTING CRIMES AS STORIES????
FOR REAL
Not even FUN CRIMES, JUST SAD CRIMES AND SHIT!
Honestly I feel like the “parking lot doctor” wasn’t actually sitting in parking lots all day, but was doing something else shady he didn’t want her knowing. I don’t think he just sat around all day for 4 WHOLE YEAR
Oh 100%
there's absolutely no way that man sat in his car all day that poor girl just really had no clue :(
That’s what I thought. I’m surprised she forgave him because clearly he was a professional liar
Have you ever tried waiting in a car, not moving for more than a couple hours? It’s fucking painful. He for sure had to be doing something else
Especially since he cheated on them anyways.
The utter contempt Noel has for some of his audience is hilarious.
and with good reason
Noel is getting scarier and scarier with each starting pause
how is that pause
One day he'll start a video with a pause, the pause will go on for 20 minutes then he hits you with the outro.
It's giving me dom energy tbh
*hotter
These boys are ruthless
I hope that if that girl ever sees Walmart Man again, he’s evolved into Target Man and doesn’t even give her the time of day
she gonna be the walmart woman
He's Targé now
Just like in Dharman videos
He was a Walmart boy, she said see you later boy...
Either way she back in the "on off toxic relationship" soooo, fucked either way lmao. She dont get that Target man DIC(not dlc)
noel 2018: ‘this is so fuckin tame guys take it up a notch’
noel 2021: “man why do people send me such unusable, crazy-ass stories”
Most of them are crimes 😭
Noel: "hey guys tell me some weird stories about your past relationships :D"
Noel's subs: "ok so here's a crime I was a victim of"
Noel: D:
yeah i was expecting more of a "i accidentally dated my cousin or long lost brother" or some shit like that
Or "here's a crime I committed"
@@zero_s that actually happened in one of his older weird dms videos
Some tik tok reaction person: dame you took an L
Kind of concerned people will see themself getting groomed or something as just some “weird past relationship”, no bruh that’s a felony 💀
The charles manson story is like when I've just woken up and write down a weird ass dream into my notes as fast as physically possible
right lmaoo
Glad I’m not the only one who does that lol
i’ve been doing this for years and have nearly 100 dreams in my notes🧍🏼♀️
Honest question tho, why do you guys write down your dreams?
Ig it’s bc you forget dreams really quickly, and you might have some interesting or funny ones you want to remember. I wrote down a few of mine bc I thought they might make good short stories or something
The Walmart man lady didn’t have a weird relationship she was just toxic and brought it out on some innocent guy. What a terrible person I wish them bad.
i love how noel always asks the questions he knows his audience has disturbing responses to
love your name :)
@Lotus th-cam.com/video/vdPIr5awXdg/w-d-xo.html
Who’s your pfp 😳😳
@@menacetosociety6666 thank uuu
@@nataliev846 Howl from Howl’s moving castle :)
"What's with the high school stories" Noel actin like his whole fanbase isn't college sophomores lol
LITERALLY
It’s probably a select few fans who are the same age as (or older than) Noel and Cody. Most of their fanbase (myself included) are like 18-24 year olds, especially in college right now🤣
this hurt
@@caramel5391 go off caramel
I’m dead I’m a college sophomore
Him: "Sitting in your car for hours, that's peak depression"
Me: sitting in my car for the past 3 hours because I don't wanna come inside my house
@The Smoking Salmon 78 people already do so.. :)
Ngl, I respect Noel for speaking his mind against people who be doing too much
I really liked that he called out the "Walmart man" bitch. That guy deserved better, he may not have dodged the bullet but it still just grazed him. What a toxic situation.
Doing the freaking most and he's like nahhhh
And that's why we love our homie Noel, a realist in a dog eat dog world. Mad respect to Noel, he dgaf if your a fan. He gon tell you straight up what he thinking and call you out on your bs lol
That girl who said she hates guys who listen to rap is a closet racist forsure
Boy do you happen to be called Walmart man?
shoutout to walmart guy, he didnt deserve that toxicity
I like how she thought she was the normal one in all that shit
@@calamityaj7318 These types of people always do, probably because their equally shitty friends always support them.
@@calamityaj7318 scummy ppl always do that, they’re projecting their awfulness
Yeah, what was weird about him? Sounds like they invented reasons to call him weird.
@@calamityaj7318 right? That honestly annoyed. Walmart guy wasn’t the weird one, she was just a shitty person to him
the absolute determination to get thru that "his homie had his phone" sentence without busting out laughing
"Bolted at the first ritual. Didn't even give it a chance." That shit had me dying.
Shit I guess the ritual didn't work
yeah atleast wait for the drinking goat blood ceremony, man had no patience
Bro I had to hold in my scream
@@ddvsgd9508 well I dont think she finished lol
i hope pickle is doing okay, that story makes me wanna cry. some people truly don’t deserve animals smh
In my mind the story ended with the OP taking Pickle home and giving the cat the best loving life possible cause my heart can’t take any other version of this story 🥲
I know, right? I'm glad Noel didn't continue it or else it would make me feel worse.
@@Stephenismyking a part of wants to hear the end just to see how the cat is doing, but also scared of the negative outcome :(
I had the same thought :(
Yea that story also worried me :(
Noel: “I’m not a cop guys tell me all the juicy details”
Noel to juicy detail: “ight I’m gonna have to stop you right there.”
What that one person did to Walmart man was fucked up lmao. Hope you're ok king
Yeah but they did say they were wasted, so the consent aspect of the sex is weirding me out. It's kind of gross that the guy "made his move" after she got trashed imo.
@@Caroline-hw9yw it sounded like she consented to me, she used active voice "taking his virginity". I understand the concern tho
@@Caroline-hw9yw She's clearly ok with it happening, its not like she's saying the dude took advantage of her. Besides the guy was a virgin, so I doubt he was going around trying to sleep with as many drunk chicks as he could.
@@Caroline-hw9yw I understand your concern but I really don’t think she was the victim in any way in this situation. Yes you shouldn’t make moves on someone who’s drunk, but she sounded like she’d been eyeing him up since he looked like her ex. In this case it doesn’t sound like getting drunk led to something she would’ve never done or consented to otherwise, she just also happened to be drunk. They both might’ve been.
Man I was thinking the same thing. If Im in a room withacquaintences and one of them tells THAT story, we aiint even friends. You cant just run around poisoning people like that... thats a major personality problem. People who do crap like that are just trouble for everyone.
I don’t know how I’d recover if I sent a story about a crazy ex and Noel roasted me instead. RIP to those fallen this video
double homicide
I'd take that as a win tbh 🤣
fr I wanna know the story now lmao
tbf some of those people deserved to be roasted, especially that person who fucked over Walmart guy
@@chazzyloveee yeah but they actually got screen time
I think people need to realize that Noel’s cheap therapy sessions can only handle so much… legally.
22:58 I love these edits. Man living in The Sims.
Pls that was my favourite part 💀
You do realise he's actually just gradually hypnotising us all at the start of these videos, into becoming some kind of Miller army, ready to do his evil bidding one day when he calls on us.
He’s brain washing us to go to every stand up show he does.
I ain't even mad.
@@maggiesebastian9740 I wouldn’t even know if I already paid and went to one of his shows.
and i’m okay with that
He looks at us all one day and we know the mission 🥲 silent army hahahah
I wish Noel would upload a public google folder with all of the stories people submit after the video so we can read the ones that can’t be shown on YT
@Anime pfp with opinions 5 or 6*
Yess
@@caramel5391 SUS
@@caramel5391 not a good time, bot
I would pay so much good money for him to read the uncensored ones
The ease with which Noel said "alright, so he's a dork" at 16:27 is so funny to me lol
the cat story had me so mad and i didn’t even hear the whole thing😭some people rlly don’t deserve pets, i hope he at least reported his gf!
#justiceforpickle✊🏼
um ya no one heard the whole thing lol you heard the same amount as everyone else. Hello
@@mikejones2405 um yea hello
@@mikejones2405 are you that illiterate 😂😂
@@mikejones2405 ..... you high or you got r/whoosh?
I loved that Turkey was an essential yet unimportant plot point in the story. Hi from Turkey btw. hope that manson guy and his family have left
Yeah, it was ultimately nothing but the plot point "we were out of the country together so I couldn't literally run away from him as soon as he outed himself as an ex-con who collects Charles Manson recordings"
What a creepy dude. I hope he isn't in turkey anymore too...
For real tho, our country has already enough psychos 😭
You might like a guy on TH-cam and twitch named Hasanabi haha.
Definitely key to note that you’re stuck in another country with someone relating to Charles Manson and his entire family, lol
Yeah
These Mfs really read “send me your weird relationship stories” as “please trauma dump on me”
"Blood in the strip club" would actually be a DOPE band name
Blood on the Dance Floor is a band. Don’t listen to them tho lol
@@bandoscreams2535 lmao if I remember their history ain’t much better
too close to blood on the dance floor... you really don't want to be too close to blood on the dance floor
@@bandoscreams2535 shut up,you are not a botdf fan,there is no proof that he tried to get into a relationship with a minor,I mean there is proof but it is alright,so don't diss them:( (I am a 14ur old(
@@exavier38 huh what was wrong with em
but why did i feel so warm with his "you could've given that to someone who actually appreciated it" at 5:50 "mad he ruined that for everyone else" 🥺 he's a real one
For real, that had me feeling 🥺
I'm still hurt from a recent heartbreak, and that literally made me cry ; i had to stop the video 🥺
uncle noel getting us right in the heart once again
@@RealElongatedMuskratit’s his one nice moment of the month 😭😂
I feel like half of the people who send in their stories need to remember that this is a COMEDY channel. Stop sending in your trauma stories, you're just gonna get Noel sad.
nah fr, i always feel bad that sm of what he gets sent is a bunch of ppl's trauma. it just puts him in a very uncomfortable position :/
like fr go tell your therapist, not a TH-camr
There's two things happening: Noel asked for weird. Trauma stories can be also weird. Noel technically asked for it, and so he shall receive. The second thing is that these people may want a comedian to laugh at their trauma story because their form of coping is laughing at it and moving on. Seeing another person laugh at it reinforces that yes, it _was_ a fucked up thing that happened, but it's said and done and all they want to do is laugh and be grateful they made it out in one piece.
Don't get me wrong I totally agree with you but there's some moving pieces at play that people might not notice.
to be fair, some of my stories that i find funny are not funny to other people and they think it's just traumatic. but, that does not negate the fact that some people do send in their trauma stories just to get a kind of reaction from him
@@shroom.doom. oh HES in a uncomfortable situation? he litterally asked for them
Noah I know you’re reading this please keep doing the edits where you phonetically spell out what Noel is saying, absolute gold
AGREEED those are my favorite lmao
We stan 💕
@CEPOT Yo I'll have what this guy's having
“Everyone is corny for the most part before 16.”
I’m glad I meet Noel’s criteria of not being corny, feels pretty good.
you know it’s gonna be a good video when it starts with a WOCKY SLUSHHH
That thing bleedin’ P
My name is Gustavo
Noel's such a cool dude in these. Just deadass telling Walmart girl she sucks and "joker reincarnated" girl that she's bullying her memory of a 14-year-old. Maybe I feel vindicated by it because I was total cringe back then and now I'm only mostly cringe, but seriously it bothers me how many adults pretend they can keep bullying children for being children.
Reminds me of the types of people who would yell insults out their car window at kid-me when I was walking down the street. I remember when I was eleven I wore a tank top out for a trip to the park and some twenty-something white dudes yelled "you shouldn't wear sleeveless tops unless you have muscles!" at an eleven year old. I wasn't cringe for dressing for the weather, they were cringe for having nothing better to do than yell at children and make them feel bad about their bodies.
But you can't. Tank tops are strictly for massive muscles on god.
Ew people are so weird and gross 🤢
thats pretty fucked up
What the hell…I’m so sorry that happened to you, but that’s amazing that you can recognize that they’re the cringe ones for belittling a CHILD for…wearing clothes suited to the weather? Hope you’re doing good!! 💕💕
SPEAK ON IT
He was in a dark alley when he heard a familiar noise behind him. He turned to see... *alright next submission*
noel ik u started out the staring thing as a joke but you have literally trained me into liking the video before it’s even started like it’s genuinely so effective im actually curious as to just how many more likes youve been getting since you started doing that
ha i do that
Like pavlovs dog
Yes it's kinda helpful cause I forget to like videos haha
It's insane man I rarely like videos and never like them at the beginning but every time I open his videos I'm like "oh ok time to like please don't hurt me"
i never like videos except his. i would love to see a graph of when he started “training” us and if the likes have gone up
These ppl weren’t telling quirky silly stories. They were trauma dumping.
THERAPY th-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/w-d-xo.html
I mean. Some people think they’re fucked up stories are funny
that term is becoming so overused lol
Venting*
@@rosie5348 some intense venting like this shouldn't be blasted to the masses. They should be processed first in private, preferably with a trained specialist. you can't respond to these people and make sure they are doing ok bc anonymous submissions
21:58 "you dint even give it a chance! you bolted at the first ritual" 😂😂😂 subbed
the one where she was making shit out of sticks and rocks on the ground and he was like “wtf are you doing” and she was like “a witchcraft ritual to make us stay together forever” and he just responds with “i have to take a shit” was SO FUNNY
I don’t buy that one
@@potato-whiz it does feel a liiiittle bit fake
@@potato-whiz same
Idc if it's fake or real, it's still one of the best (and best told) stories in the video
Bruh that one is like the most believable in the whole video, have you seen how white gen-z girls act on tiktok? There seems to be some sort of contagious brain rot on that app that makes all of them believe that they’re witches and can use their crystal horoscopes to curse people and other cringe shit like that lol
That Walmart dude story: whoever sent that is has a problem called "never wanting to be alone" in the sense that they never want to feel like they don't have a partner to go to, but not for any true value in a relationship, but because being alone potentially means having to address your shortcomings. I knew someone like this. They're very toxic personalities. It's ok to be alone and to take time to better yourself. There is nothing wrong with not always being in a relationship with someone. This is my two cents from my experience
I have almost always been single and I’m totally content with it. Nothing wrong with being alone.
I know too many people terrified of being alone and staying in unfulfilling, toxic, or dead end relationships because they get convinced that they'll never find someone better. Refuse to let that be me. I'll die alone if I have to lol
Yeah Walmart girl wasn't/isn't healthy. Some people feel more lonely when they're with other people, and the least lonely when they're with themselves
@@cherrypitbliss And I think that you're wise to be comfortable with that given the dating culture in today's society. The fact that today almost half of marriages end in divorce means that caution is warranted, and you shouldn't ever date someone because you feel a desperate pull to just be in a relationship.
You're not a psychiatrist stop spreading bs
You should make a part 2 and cover all the TH-camrs who have been part of weird/illegal relationships.
why do people send DMs to Noel talking about abuse they received instead of actually asking for real help to professionals, like..... I'm worried about you people
cops didn’t care, might as well laugh about it ahahah
Yeah it’s weird imo like I don’t mean to sound like an asshole but he didn’t ask for all that weight. Hearing about traumatic things, especially graphic ones like animal abuse, guy threatening to take the girls life, etc. can be scarring to the person listening/reading it too. Mans is a TH-camr and comedian not a psychologist or trauma-dump....
@@nahimgood4 my opinion exactly
"Hey Noel, Love your content. I know you asked for funny or weird stories, so here's a trauma dump. Have fun with that unasked for uncomfortable feeling"
@@Tiffany__B I could never do that to a person, sometimes I feel bad venting about a bad day but bringing up deep-seated traumatic secrets that weren’t warranted at all? Horrific, awkward, and terrible on the receiving end.
my favourite thing about this series is repeatedly finding the limit of what noel will read 💀
also i appreciate the way he called out the rudeness of the walmart man story
Some of these people are the type to call you a horrible person for not giving them a pencil and then they turn around and do some life ruining shit to their own family.
“Mainstream guys who only listen to rap”… I’m glad Noel caught how wierd that was😂
Lmao
She's "not like other girls"
he reacted that way bc that’s probably him lol
@@smoki1902 As if people who listen to Killa Cam have mainstream music taste.
"and no sense of style" bro looked at the camera like "not all rap listeners are wannabes"
one time my ex told me to stop wearing skinny ties because they made me "look poor, like I can't afford a whole tie"
i'm sorry that's hilarious
I'm gonna use that
im crying laughing dude, rip to your half ties
The animal abuse one made me real pissed just because my boy cat is named Pickle and I got real sad for that cat
After find that link, this is my favorite series Noel does. The med school lie was so elaborate bruh💀
CHRIS PRAT IS MARIO BABAY th-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/w-d-xo.html NOEl MAKE A VID ABOUT THAT
Do it. Just do it. You already know what needs to be done.
Awesome comment section
Thank you
Man I hope everyone is okay cause the people sending half of these emails make me seriously worried 💀
I can do 15 pushups, just give me 2 hours and a redbull.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear qam
“i’m laughing because damn you are stupid” all the ice in the world and i would never recover from that burn if it came from noel
I am both concerned for and impressed by the people who are writing you these stories at 7:30 in the morning. I can’t even function at that time and someone is like, “let me write one of the wildest emails you’ll ever read.”
The girl with the boyfriend who threatened self harm and threatened to kill her, I hope you’re doing better now. You are so strong and deserve the world
Yeah and hopefully she now likes people who only listen to rap music
No literally that poor person like damn that’s a whole lot to go through
My ex gf used to do this shit but she was too much of a pussy to actually go through with it so she'd send google imagines of cuts on whatsapp to my friends telling them if I don't unblock her she's going for the artery next
i feel like noel is getting healthier? like in a psychological way i mean, he used to assume crazy things are just normal but this time he even hat empathy for the other people that were talked about hahaha
Well he goes to therapy regularly
we lock eyes across a crowded room and i do not like what i see. the hollowness of your eyes bore into mine as if they've sunken into your skull, only bone and shadows remaining. "he's getting healthier" you say. the rot is creeping around you, swallowing more and more of the surrounding tables. "hes feeling empathy now" you creak, your mouth flopping open as the flesh drips off your face, melting into the corrupted floor of the comedy club. as you slump back into your chair, only bones and dust and ash, the growing decay closes in on me, i scramble to the top of the table around me, as the other audience members around me are consumed by the inching, creeping rot. they do not notice. the table is crumbling under my feet, the corruption laying its claim to the wood. i blink and everyone is gone. the only sound is the thumping of my heart against my hollow rib cage. "hahaha. thats weird" i collapse as the corroding rot consumes me, body and soul.
@@teddie3043 are you alright sir
@@teddie3043 remember that song jizzed in my pants? idk why but I thought u were abt to go into a dramatic reading of it based off the first sentence
@@tentinybees same here
The one with the medical school is sad. To love someone that much you'd forgive them for that, you could have been using that compassion to start a non-profit charity for injured dogs.
why does noel always stops the weirdest stories halfway through. i feel like my morbid curiosity is being edged
How did the lying "Doctor" have money and pay bills if he just sat in a parking lot all day for 4 years? I get he was in "med school", but did they live with their parents during their relationship and marriage or did she pay for everything or what? So many questions lol
He chose med school because it’s the most respected excuse for living off of your parents money that he could think of
literally i need a story time
The dad was a doctor so I’m assuming he thought he was paying for his sons schooling or at the very least payed for his housing. Crazy lie either way
Yeah his dad mightve been paying the bills, that isnt that uncommon for med students. Which raises the question, did the dad also send money for "tuition" that the guy was pocketing?
bro what if he spent that time being a sugar baby 💀😭
20:56 “I told her I needed to take a ₛₗᵤₛₕ and just ran back to the subway station”
The girl that did “Marty” (I just don’t wanna call him Walmart) so dirty is just gross, man. I feel like by her little “...oops” she just feels like it’s a quirky little “lol I was *such* a naughty baddie ahhhh 🙈” and hasn’t actually learned that the guy had feelings like Noel said. She really learned no empathy or respect from that. Poor Marty, dude deserved so much better than that.
EDIT: I wanna add a disclaimer because I thought that story took place in college, but going back I see it was high school. It was still an awful thing to do, it was still gross what she did, and Marty still deserved better; so while them being in high school doesn’t excuse anything, it does just put a different perspective on the stupid and immature decisions she made. So I have, like, 10% more sympathy for her past self in terms of poor decision making skills...but if she truly didn’t gain any perspective from what went down with Marty, then that almost makes her current self *worse* because she had even more time to grow from this incident and just...didn’t. :/
Her retelling the story with absolutely no remorse, but even as a response to a "weird relationships" prompt, shows that she just straight up didn't mature as a person at all, however long ago the story was. She's still that empathy-less teenager at heart.
@@Oujouj426 I agree. I felt dirty hearing it. And that Oops, no ma’am that’s not a oops that’s a person and you think it’s quirky. Poor Walmart, hope he’s doing well.
High school girls are a different breed of evil man
I'm gonna be super honest, high schoolers may be dumb but they arent THAT dumb, like I've have never met a person who would do this and I've met terrible people but even they we'rent that insensitive. It's obvious she just wanted to be with someone and didnt care who it was whether it was her ex or Marty, I hope she see these comments and realize what a piece of shit she is for doing that to someone and not expecting a break up or not even apologizing to him.
@@chugchug72 For sure, I’m not someone who thinks that this would be the norm among high schoolers. By high school standards it’s still an absolutely horrible thing to do, and most have better insight than that. If this was something that happened now I’d hope for that girl to at least grow into a decent person, but since this happened presumably some time ago, that unfortunately hasn’t happened. Everyone has the capacity for growth and change, but my gosh do some people avoid that like the plague and instead choose to stagnate, fester, and buckle down in their jerk tendencies.
“I was in a toxic relationship” jeez by the end I understood why😬 when people say “I was in a toxic relationship” I usually assume that the partner was the toxic one… yeah… not here I guess…. Jesus
Looked back and saw that she was referring to that on/off relationship, so not Walmart man. Still probably means either she was the toxic one, or they were both toxic.
She was the toxic one
@@Oujouj426 yeah I know she was referring to the on/off relationship. But I just wanted to point out that she was probably the reason it was toxic😂😂
Reminds me of Relationship Advice on Reddit. Half of those "my partner is so toxic" posts make me think maybe the one writing is the toxic one, regardless of gender.
Noel: *aggressively staring into the camera*
Me: *slowly hitting the like button out of fear*
Some of these are an example that sometimes you should break up with someone BEFORE they cross the line.
YES. Catch the red 👏🏽 flags 👏🏽 early👏🏽
How did I miss this one? I could’ve talked about how my ex-boyfriend brainwashed me and led me into a cult and made me believe that we were meant to be married because God sent him to dream of our wedding.
please explain more😂😂
^
i think we missed a few chapters-
Huh- 💀
Tbh most don’t care.
*So are we just not going to talk about the one who dated their dad or-*
No.
No.
No.
Somethings don’t need to be spoken about.
Sounds like something we should talk about ngl
Time stamp?
@@naulietje It's in the thumbnail but the screenshot he used of the email is so grainy I can't make out anything other than the title
Shoutout to the editor who still includes the full story when Noel doesn't finish narrating one. Doing the lords work.
thanks man th-cam.com/video/b48eBBMYUcc/w-d-xo.html
He still cuts the stories off at a certain point though, we still dont get the full story in most of them
justice for my man with the plague doctor outfit, he ain't done nothing wrong
Ikr that sounds cool asf
Neither did the moon water girl 😭
lowkey sounds hot ngl lol
@@gothbimbo9470 Agreed he knew he was dating a witch what was he expecting 😭 moon water doesn't even sound that bad
I’d be so hype if someone walked into their closet then walked back out later in some bubonic drip
BRUH, the one about the girl taking Walmarts virginity and then getting back with her ex next day gave me the most utterly violent ick ever. Hope Walmart is doing good now and has a girl that treats him right.
Feel like that dude spent longer and worked harder pretending to not be in med school then he would have if he just applied and went to med school
'Blood in the Stripclub' sounds metal af
That would be such a sick metal band name.
There is a Michael Jackson song called 'Blood on the dancefloor'. Close enough 😁
25:06 I DO NOT want to hear the original version, but I would LOVE to hear Noel do a whole parody making fun of the guy
I was thinking about sending a story about a girl who told everybody that i was her "infinite soulmate" and her "lesbian angel" after kissing me once, but I thought that was too wild.
I know now, way too many people are just walking around, absolutely batshit insane, and sending their crazy shit to youtubers without a second thought
Please tell the story with more detail plsssssss
@@naimvelasquez6079 was this party in spain by chance?
@@funnelingspace9268 thank you for reading all that! Worse, Brazil
@@naimvelasquez6079 ah dang, was hoping a friend was a part of it lol
Uhm did your friend go through a similar situation?
“People who can’t do 15 pushups” that is a personal attack 💀✋
Not from the US.. I just finished that entire story before I realised 'Walmart Man' didn't even work at Walmart 😂😂😂
I hope pickle is okay :,(
#savepickle
Yeah fr we need to get pickle outta there
-Asks for weird relationship stories
“What’s with all the high school stories?”
Yeah, a lot of weird shit happens in highschool relationships, because teenagers are weird in the first place. It's like a newborn bird trying to fly, it's gonna look weird for a while. But the vast, vast majority of that weirdness is bland and boring stuff that only teenagers could overreact at and think is "sUpER wEIrd!" Gotta add a "no teenage stories" disclaimer in the future, will hopefully also filter out the pedo stories and such.
why is everyone trauma dumping in his dms :[ he asked for weird comedic stuff not how you almost died, it makes him obviously uncomfortable
he literally asked for weird..? trauma can be weird
@@mizukimoone8061 most of these are serious felonies though. i doubt that's what he asked for
That fake doctor is literally Dirty John.
@Lotus wtf
"Can't use that" should just be the name of this series now 😭
I love how I can always tell when something has been touched by Noah Samsen, he has such a distinct style
"alriloogmay-aya donp" really resonated with me
i love how we didn’t actually hear a single story bc they were all worthy SVU plots
I subscribed for the spy vs. spy joke 💀 holy hell I've showed it to dozens of people over the years & NO ONE had ever heard of it lol the way my jaw dropped when he said spy vs. spy after I said it in my head...I can't 😂
6:49 “The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.” -Kaiki Deishuu
Let's play "how long does it take for noel to realize he can't use this story"
wasn’t expecting 15 to be the tipping point for mine lol
@@ayoshh6866 🤨
@@AC-gm6dr the rest of the story is way more wild, i just wasn’t expecting him to be shocked by that part (it doesn’t feel as crazy when it happened to you lmao)
@@ayoshh6866 what was the rest of the story?