Honestly this is just more fuel for my hate boner for the Property Brothers. I once saw them take both the original fireplace AND hardwood floors out of a 100+ year old house, and I haven't forgiven them since.
now i’m not saying that this is necessarily bad, but i’m saying that if you showed this to ten year old me on Wattpad, I would read it immediately, and that’s just not something to be proud of
Today I almost shit my pants turning the corner in my local Staples because there was a life size cardboard cut out of Shaquille O’Neal by the bathrooms. _Shaq is 7’1._
Here’s the thing about the Property Brothers, for the longest time I thought one of them was gay and the other was straight. Than like only a year ago I was talking to my friend and my whole world was broken, turns out they’re both straight. Why did nobody tell me this?.. I have gone around for years thinking one of the property brothers was shouldering gay rights single handedly.
Sorry for commenting twice but my sister and i decided that the property brothers look like they were cast to play john mulaney in an snl skit and they couldn't get John to play himself
idk if it's just me, but i do not see the property brothers as the type to write fanfic about; they literally look like they were made in a cloning lab
Aw yes we have our weekly gatherings where we wear black and yellow stripes, enjoy sweet honey, and watch our favorite documentary The Bee Movie. Then we spread our majestic wings by running around our neighborhood screaming “THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE!!!!!” it is transforming from an aesthetic into a cult❤️
@@alanahlara1353 This sounds like the most amazing thing to ever see the face of earth...I am now Bee Movie core. Why? Because like I said this is the best.
Love how you can make a video all about property brothers fanfiction and somehow i still find myself completely enthralled. You are a true entertainer.
i’ve cried over the property brothers a total of three times and i think about them everyday and i can’t even escape them no matter what i do sometimes i see them in my dreams
even though i know that almost all of the property brothers fanfic i could find on ao3 will probably be rated explicit, i need to look it up anyway. i must.
HGTV lore… ok now every channel has lore to me now And honestly there could be some amazing stories about them, it’s too convoluted to explain right now
ris i tried i really tried but Emotionally i cant handle this. I do this too myself Too Much, dont look at sonic fanficition, dont look and phineas and ferb fanficition, theres wwe fanfiction, theres hockey fanfiction. The world is terrible and im the poor fool who reads bad fandom fanfiction. Welcome. Im going to go have a nervous breakdown goodbye
For real this reminds me of the time my friend and I decided to look up the moomin fanfics on ao3 for a laff (before the great moomin craze that happened a year or two ago), and like 60% were these weird af gore incest snufkin fics made by two specific authors hahs
This reminds me of this time I was at a high school A-B honor roll party (idk how i was invited) with this girl i was friends with at the time and we bonded over gay fanfic (naruto and marvel for you curious souls) and i said out loud:"do men really lubricant from their assholes? Oh! I'll just google it!" And the poor pta mom i said that in front of stared at me as she handed me my pizza and told me i wasn't allowed to talk anymore unless i wanted a chat with the principal and I'm like,,,,,,so the answer is no? And that's the story about how i started a burping contest at my local A-B honor roll party bc i wasn't allowed to talk anymore and i was being watched by the pta moms
I really want to know more about “Our Home”. Did the property brothers break into someone’s house and hold the people who lived there hostage until they completed a renovation?
You had me nodding alongside you in agreement with the suburban activities, the mcdonalds, the car talk, the strip mall, I understood it all, but boy oh boy I have never experienced life size property bros cardboard cutouts. My suburban experience is LACKING.
my lord ris going onto ao3 and all the fics being pwp is me trying to look for fics from my ships and being like “jesus christ these are children why are these here?”
i can’t believe you didn’t mention that one time in kohl’s at 10:30pm when you punched the cutout of drew in the face
HSHDBTHTNSHB I HONESTLY FORGOT I PUNCHED HIM
Ris YOU DID WHAT
Same though
Ris ahehjdishdueirnrj
@@RisIgrec EXCUSE ME WHAT
i guess you could say, they built a relationship
lol yesss
NO 😾😾😾
@@RisIgrec lol i can feel the aggression
NO
Jail
The fact that I don’t know their names and I only know “the causal one” and “the tux one” is simply clever branding but I’m terrified
I can’t decide if this was written by a confused 13 year old girl or a repressed middle aged housewife and idk what’s worse
I think it's written by a bald mid-forty guy who wished he had an identical twin to renovate houses and hold hands with
Bold of you to assume any of this is written by a woman or a straight person
"their overly symmetrical faces" shouldn't have been as cutting an insult as it was holy shit
Honestly this is just more fuel for my hate boner for the Property Brothers. I once saw them take both the original fireplace AND hardwood floors out of a 100+ year old house, and I haven't forgiven them since.
I'd never seen them before, but I have an * ~ A N G E R ~ * just for that fact
Absolutely vile I can’t believe it
this fuels my ever-growing dislike towards the property brothers
Your what now?
the jonathan on your shirt really adds so much
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS
now i’m not saying that this is necessarily bad, but i’m saying that if you showed this to ten year old me on Wattpad, I would read it immediately, and that’s just not something to be proud of
i think the property brothers cutouts have a calming presence. they are here to protect, not harm
Theyre there to intimidate intruders.
i used to not know the difference between the property brothers and the jonas brothers... I'm sorry
i GUFFAWED
WHAT HINTIORMFWFKVFMDG
THERES A DIFFERENCE?!?!??
Today I almost shit my pants turning the corner in my local Staples because there was a life size cardboard cut out of Shaquille O’Neal by the bathrooms.
_Shaq is 7’1._
first
Second
Lol
Damn 😔
Ris haha
you aren’t first 😾
Here’s the thing about the Property Brothers, for the longest time I thought one of them was gay and the other was straight. Than like only a year ago I was talking to my friend and my whole world was broken, turns out they’re both straight. Why did nobody tell me this?.. I have gone around for years thinking one of the property brothers was shouldering gay rights single handedly.
THEYRE NOT GAY???? What’s the meaning of this
strawbb I MEAN COME ON, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE GAY
H o w?? How are they not gay??-
They have a third brother who is gay
@@hannahbull They're three brothers, all with wives.
Sorry for commenting twice but my sister and i decided that the property brothers look like they were cast to play john mulaney in an snl skit and they couldn't get John to play himself
I AM ALREADY SO SCARED AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET
idk if it's just me, but i do not see the property brothers as the type to write fanfic about; they literally look like they were made in a cloning lab
u should write a fic about that
I literally spat my tea out when I read the title
This-
I was sewing a book and I stabbed my finger under the nail, ouchie
It hurts so much rn 😔
I shouldn’t have done that, I was pushing down on the needle and the part where you thread the needle stabbed my finger
Strawberry-Milk _Cow ouch omg i hope you’re alright !!!
@@kippyskippy1872 ey you okay m8? Stay safe =]
I always knew that brothers and twins always are like a Wattpad essential, but...who would have thunk?
Honestly can’t be that surprised at this because me and my friends invented our new aesthetic called Bee Movie Core😃-
Please, what is bee movie core? I must know
skskwasljrt yes pleaseeee
Aw yes we have our weekly gatherings where we wear black and yellow stripes, enjoy sweet honey, and watch our favorite documentary The Bee Movie. Then we spread our majestic wings by running around our neighborhood screaming “THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE!!!!!” it is transforming from an aesthetic into a cult❤️
@@alanahlara1353 This sounds like the most amazing thing to ever see the face of earth...I am now Bee Movie core. Why? Because like I said this is the best.
"I wish I was JaREd, 19..."
Love how you can make a video all about property brothers fanfiction and somehow i still find myself completely enthralled. You are a true entertainer.
thank you!!
You describing the mysterious omnipresence of the Property Brothers has the same vibe as the Shia LeBouf song
aww shitttttttt my secret wattpad fanfic has been found 😰😰dont tell my mom
omg i cant believe it was all you all along 😤
*Sweet home Alabama*
*Where the skies are so blue*
*Sweet home Alabama*
*Lord, I'm coming home to you*
I was literally reading fanfic before I clicked on this video
not property brothers fanfic tho
Thanks for the like Ris!-A cottagecore bi person
Yep, I was doing the same. Tho it wasn't as ✨horrific✨ as this stuff 😂
the speed that i clicked when i saw the title
im so disappointed i dont have the experience of just seeing the property brothers everywhere
i’ve cried over the property brothers a total of three times and i think about them everyday and i can’t even escape them no matter what i do sometimes i see them in my dreams
this isn’t the craziest thing i’ve seen before
'overly symmetrical faces' omg I finally understand why their faces (and some other people's) unsettle me so much???
I WHEEZED TOO HARD AT THE "AAAAAAH" AT 4:30 LMAOOASFNSFKJS
"but I decided I didnt want to get arrested over a cardboard cut out of the property brothers"
There's Jesus Christ fanfic... I'm not even surprised anymore
You don’t mention that on Ao3 that FOURTY SEVEN of the property brothers fics were “smut” written by ONE AUTHOR. like,,,,,,,,,, who has the time
Ok, now you're just setting me up to ask you to read that Ron x Ginny fanfiction that Cassandra Clare cursed us with
don't be surprised I saw Anderson cooper fanfics while scrolling through a03
WHAT
"I wish I was jared, 19" that is possibly my favourite reaction to fanfiction ever lmao im crying. what a mood
I haven’t even watched the vid yet- but I’m scared lol
as you should
That one dislike is from Archive Of Our Own
"Why can't we get some PG property brothers fanfiction?" was NOT a sentence I expected to hear today, but here we are
even though i know that almost all of the property brothers fanfic i could find on ao3 will probably be rated explicit, i need to look it up anyway. i must.
I don’t know whom I’m most scared of: the writer or the algorithm for bringing me here
thinking about the fact i could have lived without knowing this information but now i know
Are we glossing over the crossbow in the bathroom???
Beasty and the Beast is the best Disney movie, without a doubt
true cinematic masterpiece
[chefs kiss]
HGTV lore… ok now every channel has lore to me now
And honestly there could be some amazing stories about them, it’s too convoluted to explain right now
I too have had unsettling encounters with Property Brothers cut outs - they were hiding in the back of a dim lit mattress store staring me down
I always confuse the property brothers with the Prince of Egypt brothers
idk why but “hgtv lore” cracks me up
the way you read AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS SENDING ME OMFG LOL
this is absolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen today, thank you
Those load-bearing walls have a much larger role than expected............
"I wish I was Jared nineteeeen"
ris i tried i really tried but Emotionally i cant handle this. I do this too myself Too Much, dont look at sonic fanficition, dont look and phineas and ferb fanficition, theres wwe fanfiction, theres hockey fanfiction. The world is terrible and im the poor fool who reads bad fandom fanfiction. Welcome. Im going to go have a nervous breakdown goodbye
I used to watch them every night but never...NEVER have I seen a cutout and NEVER did I even THINK that FANFICTION existed......WHAT??
i hate this side of the internet but at the same time i love it here 😼😼
So I was expecting Ris’ new vídeo to be a cooking thing or cottagecore thing but then we got THIS and... it perfectly exemplifies why I love Ris
broke: the beastie boys woke: beasty and the beast
For real this reminds me of the time my friend and I decided to look up the moomin fanfics on ao3 for a laff (before the great moomin craze that happened a year or two ago), and like 60% were these weird af gore incest snufkin fics made by two specific authors hahs
"HGTV lore"Wow I already love this video
i watched this video once, and now i won't stop getting property brothers ads before and after are the yt vids i watch.
This reminds me of this time I was at a high school A-B honor roll party (idk how i was invited) with this girl i was friends with at the time and we bonded over gay fanfic (naruto and marvel for you curious souls) and i said out loud:"do men really lubricant from their assholes? Oh! I'll just google it!" And the poor pta mom i said that in front of stared at me as she handed me my pizza and told me i wasn't allowed to talk anymore unless i wanted a chat with the principal and I'm like,,,,,,so the answer is no? And that's the story about how i started a burping contest at my local A-B honor roll party bc i wasn't allowed to talk anymore and i was being watched by the pta moms
um you might already know this, but the property brothers also make country music together and its the only thing i listen to now
It's the cult village made of twins for me
I'm so excited to watch. I love you so much, and your vibes and aura are so lovely.
You know what they say, home is where the heart is 🥵💞💋
This has the same energy as my all time favorite fanficition video "A Dramatic Reading of Horrible Twilight Fanfiction"
Why am I watching a video about property brothers fanfic I’m meant to be doing school
this is one of the funniest videos i've seen of yours i cried laughing thank you so much
There was an ad right after your “AHHHHHHHHHH” and for some reason that just got me. Postmates knows of my stomachs lust to be filled.
I really want to know more about “Our Home”. Did the property brothers break into someone’s house and hold the people who lived there hostage until they completed a renovation?
I mean, at least the relationship will have a strong foundation- sorry had to XD
Also the ending to this video? A masterpiece 👏👏👏
And decoration !
11:00 omg I am rolling!!! You’re too funny, love your channel
it’s like the ring where if you read property brother fanfic and you don’t renovate your home in 7 days, they come and kill you
Since your shirt says 'Jonathan', I guess we know which one is your favorite...
the vibes of this video are INCREDIBLY cursed. the property brothers would be proud
You had me nodding alongside you in agreement with the suburban activities, the mcdonalds, the car talk, the strip mall, I understood it all, but boy oh boy I have never experienced life size property bros cardboard cutouts. My suburban experience is LACKING.
the 6 ppl who disliked this have clearly never watched property brothers
Nice, I was running out of fanfics to read
....i love that the property brothers are on the ad for this video, lmOaooo
i've never heard of nor seen the property brothers in my life and as a twin i am more than a little disturbed
Now this is my kind of fanfiction, so disturbing that I can’t look away.
I love the Buzzfeed Unsolved reference at the end!
PROPERTY BROTHERS FANFIC YES THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR (obv i'm here for all your content but. yaknow. this is the hard hitting journalism)
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who thinks about them on the daily
I thought I could make it through this video but you started reading and my entire body shriveled up into itself
Cant wait for you to hit 1 mil an we can be the OG gang
This is one of the funniest videos Ive seen in a loooong time XD I think we've finally found a good TH-camr
The Property Brothers are always on the TV at my dentists office. No matter what time, no matter what day, they are always on.
Do you guys know that there’s paw patrol fanfiction too there’s also Jesus fanfiction I’m not even joking about this
my lord ris going onto ao3 and all the fics being pwp is me trying to look for fics from my ships and being like “jesus christ these are children why are these here?”
Lmao I found this channel today and binged watched (almost) all the videos
she's so calm yet chaotic and it makes the videos really engaging 😆
The rain is aesthetic!
god i love your videos!!!!!!!!!
The editing on this was *chefs kiss*. Also going through fan fiction in general is just like the wild west 👀
It’s very sweet that you got a little video for your friend
RIS LOOKS SO CUTE WEARING THOSE GLASSES D:
i just peed myself laughing at this video and its comments. thanks ris.
after almost 15 years of reading fanfiction I thought nothing would surprise me but, yeah I'm confused and like umm???
I haven’t watched the video yet but fanfiction doesn’t surprise me anymore.