why does property brothers fanfiction exist

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  • @graceoddity2899
    @graceoddity2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

    i can’t believe you didn’t mention that one time in kohl’s at 10:30pm when you punched the cutout of drew in the face

    • @RisIgrec
      @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      HSHDBTHTNSHB I HONESTLY FORGOT I PUNCHED HIM

    • @cr5604
      @cr5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Ris YOU DID WHAT

    • @Mason-vf6bz
      @Mason-vf6bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same though

    • @alisonexe
      @alisonexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ris ahehjdishdueirnrj

    • @chikanyimabrown5403
      @chikanyimabrown5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RisIgrec EXCUSE ME WHAT

  • @rory6831
    @rory6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    i guess you could say, they built a relationship

    • @toripayne1802
      @toripayne1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol yesss

    • @RisIgrec
      @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      NO 😾😾😾

    • @toripayne1802
      @toripayne1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@RisIgrec lol i can feel the aggression

    • @cr5604
      @cr5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NO

    • @coffin_cavity
      @coffin_cavity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jail

  • @taylor-lg5mu
    @taylor-lg5mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    The fact that I don’t know their names and I only know “the causal one” and “the tux one” is simply clever branding but I’m terrified

  • @julianajimenez5279
    @julianajimenez5279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I can’t decide if this was written by a confused 13 year old girl or a repressed middle aged housewife and idk what’s worse

    • @AndNowIJustSitInSilence
      @AndNowIJustSitInSilence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think it's written by a bald mid-forty guy who wished he had an identical twin to renovate houses and hold hands with

    • @crazynconfident
      @crazynconfident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bold of you to assume any of this is written by a woman or a straight person

  • @meldamor
    @meldamor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "their overly symmetrical faces" shouldn't have been as cutting an insult as it was holy shit

  • @sweatyskeleton7390
    @sweatyskeleton7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Honestly this is just more fuel for my hate boner for the Property Brothers. I once saw them take both the original fireplace AND hardwood floors out of a 100+ year old house, and I haven't forgiven them since.

    • @magicaljohan
      @magicaljohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'd never seen them before, but I have an * ~ A N G E R ~ * just for that fact

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Absolutely vile I can’t believe it

    • @bridesheaddeserted
      @bridesheaddeserted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      this fuels my ever-growing dislike towards the property brothers

    • @isabelgonzalez862
      @isabelgonzalez862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your what now?

  • @olliemercer2453
    @olliemercer2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    the jonathan on your shirt really adds so much

    • @RisIgrec
      @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THIS

  • @sophiawoods9799
    @sophiawoods9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    now i’m not saying that this is necessarily bad, but i’m saying that if you showed this to ten year old me on Wattpad, I would read it immediately, and that’s just not something to be proud of

  • @olaguerrelewis
    @olaguerrelewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    i think the property brothers cutouts have a calming presence. they are here to protect, not harm

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Theyre there to intimidate intruders.

  • @newspaperadvert
    @newspaperadvert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    i used to not know the difference between the property brothers and the jonas brothers... I'm sorry

    • @SaraxAdam
      @SaraxAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i GUFFAWED

    • @ari-k4r2i
      @ari-k4r2i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT HINTIORMFWFKVFMDG

    • @jortslesbian
      @jortslesbian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THERES A DIFFERENCE?!?!??

  • @HokeyPokey81300
    @HokeyPokey81300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Today I almost shit my pants turning the corner in my local Staples because there was a life size cardboard cut out of Shaquille O’Neal by the bathrooms.
    _Shaq is 7’1._

  • @RisIgrec
    @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    first

  • @konawhatnow7461
    @konawhatnow7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Here’s the thing about the Property Brothers, for the longest time I thought one of them was gay and the other was straight. Than like only a year ago I was talking to my friend and my whole world was broken, turns out they’re both straight. Why did nobody tell me this?.. I have gone around for years thinking one of the property brothers was shouldering gay rights single handedly.

    • @kalisworl
      @kalisworl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THEYRE NOT GAY???? What’s the meaning of this

    • @konawhatnow7461
      @konawhatnow7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      strawbb I MEAN COME ON, AT LEAST ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE GAY

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      H o w?? How are they not gay??-

    • @hannahbull
      @hannahbull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They have a third brother who is gay

    • @yukikanegawa7470
      @yukikanegawa7470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannahbull They're three brothers, all with wives.

  • @Danny-je8lq
    @Danny-je8lq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Sorry for commenting twice but my sister and i decided that the property brothers look like they were cast to play john mulaney in an snl skit and they couldn't get John to play himself

  • @bottledmoss
    @bottledmoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I AM ALREADY SO SCARED AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED YET

  • @emileet1430
    @emileet1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    idk if it's just me, but i do not see the property brothers as the type to write fanfic about; they literally look like they were made in a cloning lab

  • @saltylemon9020
    @saltylemon9020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I literally spat my tea out when I read the title

  • @kippyskippy1872
    @kippyskippy1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This-
    I was sewing a book and I stabbed my finger under the nail, ouchie

    • @kippyskippy1872
      @kippyskippy1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It hurts so much rn 😔
      I shouldn’t have done that, I was pushing down on the needle and the part where you thread the needle stabbed my finger

    • @boingasmom
      @boingasmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strawberry-Milk _Cow ouch omg i hope you’re alright !!!

    • @Thewingedscourge
      @Thewingedscourge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kippyskippy1872 ey you okay m8? Stay safe =]

  • @_yeontan_8324
    @_yeontan_8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I always knew that brothers and twins always are like a Wattpad essential, but...who would have thunk?

  • @alanahlara1353
    @alanahlara1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Honestly can’t be that surprised at this because me and my friends invented our new aesthetic called Bee Movie Core😃-

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please, what is bee movie core? I must know

    • @sangat4315
      @sangat4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      skskwasljrt yes pleaseeee

    • @alanahlara1353
      @alanahlara1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Aw yes we have our weekly gatherings where we wear black and yellow stripes, enjoy sweet honey, and watch our favorite documentary The Bee Movie. Then we spread our majestic wings by running around our neighborhood screaming “THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE THINKING BEE!!!!!” it is transforming from an aesthetic into a cult❤️

    • @CrownPrimcess90210
      @CrownPrimcess90210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanahlara1353 This sounds like the most amazing thing to ever see the face of earth...I am now Bee Movie core. Why? Because like I said this is the best.

  • @alouette.t2879
    @alouette.t2879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I wish I was JaREd, 19..."

  • @Dancingsince1998
    @Dancingsince1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Love how you can make a video all about property brothers fanfiction and somehow i still find myself completely enthralled. You are a true entertainer.

    • @RisIgrec
      @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thank you!!

  • @jaspergreen9614
    @jaspergreen9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You describing the mysterious omnipresence of the Property Brothers has the same vibe as the Shia LeBouf song

  • @KelseyAnimated
    @KelseyAnimated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    aww shitttttttt my secret wattpad fanfic has been found 😰😰dont tell my mom

    • @RisIgrec
      @RisIgrec  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omg i cant believe it was all you all along 😤

  • @onesourlemon8
    @onesourlemon8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    *Sweet home Alabama*
    *Where the skies are so blue*
    *Sweet home Alabama*
    *Lord, I'm coming home to you*

  • @vegastar3242
    @vegastar3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I was literally reading fanfic before I clicked on this video

    • @vegastar3242
      @vegastar3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      not property brothers fanfic tho

    • @vegastar3242
      @vegastar3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks for the like Ris!-A cottagecore bi person

    • @twoghostsinacornfeild
      @twoghostsinacornfeild 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, I was doing the same. Tho it wasn't as ✨horrific✨ as this stuff 😂

  • @forgether222
    @forgether222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the speed that i clicked when i saw the title

  • @diondraegnaskasa1424
    @diondraegnaskasa1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    im so disappointed i dont have the experience of just seeing the property brothers everywhere

  • @sk1nc3lls
    @sk1nc3lls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i’ve cried over the property brothers a total of three times and i think about them everyday and i can’t even escape them no matter what i do sometimes i see them in my dreams

  • @gievans6106
    @gievans6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this isn’t the craziest thing i’ve seen before

  • @ohmiasi2538
    @ohmiasi2538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    'overly symmetrical faces' omg I finally understand why their faces (and some other people's) unsettle me so much???

  • @emilyl5568
    @emilyl5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I WHEEZED TOO HARD AT THE "AAAAAAH" AT 4:30 LMAOOASFNSFKJS

  • @idfkwgo
    @idfkwgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "but I decided I didnt want to get arrested over a cardboard cut out of the property brothers"

  • @HelCN
    @HelCN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    There's Jesus Christ fanfic... I'm not even surprised anymore

  • @me-mj9du
    @me-mj9du 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You don’t mention that on Ao3 that FOURTY SEVEN of the property brothers fics were “smut” written by ONE AUTHOR. like,,,,,,,,,, who has the time

  • @bec_why7916
    @bec_why7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ok, now you're just setting me up to ask you to read that Ron x Ginny fanfiction that Cassandra Clare cursed us with

  • @oc4025
    @oc4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    don't be surprised I saw Anderson cooper fanfics while scrolling through a03

  • @goldfinchgirl2690
    @goldfinchgirl2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I wish I was jared, 19" that is possibly my favourite reaction to fanfiction ever lmao im crying. what a mood

  • @greenoniongirl143
    @greenoniongirl143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I haven’t even watched the vid yet- but I’m scared lol

  • @Totorh03
    @Totorh03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That one dislike is from Archive Of Our Own

  • @siobhanfinn6561
    @siobhanfinn6561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Why can't we get some PG property brothers fanfiction?" was NOT a sentence I expected to hear today, but here we are

  • @frannyb99
    @frannyb99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    even though i know that almost all of the property brothers fanfic i could find on ao3 will probably be rated explicit, i need to look it up anyway. i must.

  • @vanessa-iv8qz
    @vanessa-iv8qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know whom I’m most scared of: the writer or the algorithm for bringing me here

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    thinking about the fact i could have lived without knowing this information but now i know

  • @QNiki
    @QNiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Are we glossing over the crossbow in the bathroom???

  • @georgiesvrcek2778
    @georgiesvrcek2778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Beasty and the Beast is the best Disney movie, without a doubt

    • @idfkwgo
      @idfkwgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true cinematic masterpiece
      [chefs kiss]

  • @theilliad4298
    @theilliad4298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HGTV lore… ok now every channel has lore to me now
    And honestly there could be some amazing stories about them, it’s too convoluted to explain right now

  • @evihouston3751
    @evihouston3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I too have had unsettling encounters with Property Brothers cut outs - they were hiding in the back of a dim lit mattress store staring me down

  • @abnerwhite5847
    @abnerwhite5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I always confuse the property brothers with the Prince of Egypt brothers

  • @alieneleni
    @alieneleni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    idk why but “hgtv lore” cracks me up

  • @2minobssesion4u
    @2minobssesion4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the way you read AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS SENDING ME OMFG LOL

  • @emfourflats
    @emfourflats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is absolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen today, thank you

  • @torihinton2534
    @torihinton2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those load-bearing walls have a much larger role than expected............

  • @averyd334
    @averyd334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I wish I was Jared nineteeeen"

  • @raveiscrazy8501
    @raveiscrazy8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ris i tried i really tried but Emotionally i cant handle this. I do this too myself Too Much, dont look at sonic fanficition, dont look and phineas and ferb fanficition, theres wwe fanfiction, theres hockey fanfiction. The world is terrible and im the poor fool who reads bad fandom fanfiction. Welcome. Im going to go have a nervous breakdown goodbye

  • @paigeelise5421
    @paigeelise5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I used to watch them every night but never...NEVER have I seen a cutout and NEVER did I even THINK that FANFICTION existed......WHAT??

  • @lillybusatti
    @lillybusatti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i hate this side of the internet but at the same time i love it here 😼😼

  • @emmi9634
    @emmi9634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I was expecting Ris’ new vídeo to be a cooking thing or cottagecore thing but then we got THIS and... it perfectly exemplifies why I love Ris

  • @taxevasioniskool
    @taxevasioniskool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    broke: the beastie boys woke: beasty and the beast

  • @HisNeverland
    @HisNeverland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For real this reminds me of the time my friend and I decided to look up the moomin fanfics on ao3 for a laff (before the great moomin craze that happened a year or two ago), and like 60% were these weird af gore incest snufkin fics made by two specific authors hahs

  • @c0l0rmep1nk
    @c0l0rmep1nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "HGTV lore"Wow I already love this video

  • @stayvelvet6024
    @stayvelvet6024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i watched this video once, and now i won't stop getting property brothers ads before and after are the yt vids i watch.

  • @NINihilistic
    @NINihilistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This reminds me of this time I was at a high school A-B honor roll party (idk how i was invited) with this girl i was friends with at the time and we bonded over gay fanfic (naruto and marvel for you curious souls) and i said out loud:"do men really lubricant from their assholes? Oh! I'll just google it!" And the poor pta mom i said that in front of stared at me as she handed me my pizza and told me i wasn't allowed to talk anymore unless i wanted a chat with the principal and I'm like,,,,,,so the answer is no? And that's the story about how i started a burping contest at my local A-B honor roll party bc i wasn't allowed to talk anymore and i was being watched by the pta moms

  • @juliagrudges1755
    @juliagrudges1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    um you might already know this, but the property brothers also make country music together and its the only thing i listen to now

  • @lulycastro9706
    @lulycastro9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's the cult village made of twins for me

  • @mackenziez9597
    @mackenziez9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm so excited to watch. I love you so much, and your vibes and aura are so lovely.

  • @zodupont
    @zodupont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know what they say, home is where the heart is 🥵💞💋

  • @33gatsby
    @33gatsby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has the same energy as my all time favorite fanficition video "A Dramatic Reading of Horrible Twilight Fanfiction"

  • @raccoon8914
    @raccoon8914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why am I watching a video about property brothers fanfic I’m meant to be doing school

  • @annetime6082
    @annetime6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is one of the funniest videos i've seen of yours i cried laughing thank you so much

  • @sarafinallorens5105
    @sarafinallorens5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was an ad right after your “AHHHHHHHHHH” and for some reason that just got me. Postmates knows of my stomachs lust to be filled.

  • @teri17
    @teri17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really want to know more about “Our Home”. Did the property brothers break into someone’s house and hold the people who lived there hostage until they completed a renovation?

  • @mothman-6284
    @mothman-6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I mean, at least the relationship will have a strong foundation- sorry had to XD

    • @mothman-6284
      @mothman-6284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the ending to this video? A masterpiece 👏👏👏

    • @rachelaustin7367
      @rachelaustin7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And decoration !

  • @blueperrotta1772
    @blueperrotta1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:00 omg I am rolling!!! You’re too funny, love your channel

    • @blueperrotta1772
      @blueperrotta1772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s like the ring where if you read property brother fanfic and you don’t renovate your home in 7 days, they come and kill you

  • @Vampire_Nightshade
    @Vampire_Nightshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Since your shirt says 'Jonathan', I guess we know which one is your favorite...

  • @elfruits
    @elfruits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the vibes of this video are INCREDIBLY cursed. the property brothers would be proud

  • @dumbyworm
    @dumbyworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me nodding alongside you in agreement with the suburban activities, the mcdonalds, the car talk, the strip mall, I understood it all, but boy oh boy I have never experienced life size property bros cardboard cutouts. My suburban experience is LACKING.

  • @jamie-ys5jy
    @jamie-ys5jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the 6 ppl who disliked this have clearly never watched property brothers

  • @yforevah08
    @yforevah08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice, I was running out of fanfics to read

  • @erinmartin5158
    @erinmartin5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ....i love that the property brothers are on the ad for this video, lmOaooo

  • @rumisanes
    @rumisanes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i've never heard of nor seen the property brothers in my life and as a twin i am more than a little disturbed

  • @newyorkgirl1245
    @newyorkgirl1245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now this is my kind of fanfiction, so disturbing that I can’t look away.

  • @kaelaaugustine9512
    @kaelaaugustine9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the Buzzfeed Unsolved reference at the end!

  • @sadmem1650
    @sadmem1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    PROPERTY BROTHERS FANFIC YES THIS IS THE CONTENT I'M HERE FOR (obv i'm here for all your content but. yaknow. this is the hard hitting journalism)

  • @sk1nc3lls
    @sk1nc3lls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i’m so glad i’m not the only one who thinks about them on the daily

  • @kat-vp8qu
    @kat-vp8qu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought I could make it through this video but you started reading and my entire body shriveled up into itself

  • @lucyjohnson4140
    @lucyjohnson4140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cant wait for you to hit 1 mil an we can be the OG gang

  • @emilyl5568
    @emilyl5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the funniest videos Ive seen in a loooong time XD I think we've finally found a good TH-camr

  • @hydnumm9219
    @hydnumm9219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Property Brothers are always on the TV at my dentists office. No matter what time, no matter what day, they are always on.

  • @idioticfrog6424
    @idioticfrog6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do you guys know that there’s paw patrol fanfiction too there’s also Jesus fanfiction I’m not even joking about this

  • @finch4309
    @finch4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my lord ris going onto ao3 and all the fics being pwp is me trying to look for fics from my ships and being like “jesus christ these are children why are these here?”

  • @TaeTae-zv3xu
    @TaeTae-zv3xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao I found this channel today and binged watched (almost) all the videos
    she's so calm yet chaotic and it makes the videos really engaging 😆

  • @mysteryname2888
    @mysteryname2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rain is aesthetic!

  • @gabbiewb2730
    @gabbiewb2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    god i love your videos!!!!!!!!!

  • @lizalmeida5809
    @lizalmeida5809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing on this was *chefs kiss*. Also going through fan fiction in general is just like the wild west 👀

  • @dewberry150
    @dewberry150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s very sweet that you got a little video for your friend

  • @takahiroyoshiyuki
    @takahiroyoshiyuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIS LOOKS SO CUTE WEARING THOSE GLASSES D:

  • @mylajohnson6634
    @mylajohnson6634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i just peed myself laughing at this video and its comments. thanks ris.

  • @valeriehayne
    @valeriehayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    after almost 15 years of reading fanfiction I thought nothing would surprise me but, yeah I'm confused and like umm???

  • @jasladz
    @jasladz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t watched the video yet but fanfiction doesn’t surprise me anymore.