I see it worked out pretty nicely. Well done. Only 3 targets KOd and rest taken out with live kills, not bad, though Ljudmila Vetrova and Steven Bradley don't count for a muffin kill, they were fall accidents deaths from falling into water.
I am telling u man this guy right here is a certified ICA agent... I have no doubt in that... just the sheer balls of this man to do all this crazy over the top stuff while getting SASO... its just insane... he is out here on a recruitment drive... trying to get us jobs in ICA as agents or handlers... I am impressed and just speechless at this guy's finesse and perfection... I mean the way he executes each mission... it's art.. and poetry... and ruthless...
1:38-1:50 4 gunshot wounds skull fracture with epidural hematoma Alma Reynard is eliminated. 6:43-7:05 4 gunshot wounds skull fracture with epidural hematoma Robert Knox is eliminated. 11:49-11:57 Sierra Knox is eliminated the same way her dad was, just without the courtesy of letting her go back up. Oh, and did I say skull fracture with epidural hematoma? 17:03-17:15, 23:33-23:50, 27:29-27:43 "Imagine the headline reading: 'Drug Cartel Paralysed by Muffins - 3 Dead and Humiliated'." *chuckles* 31:20-31:31 "Yes I found him Diana, and I will make sure he'll get his muffin-induced skull fracture with epidural hematoma. And also how did he change clothes the first time I shot him?" 35:33-36:00 4 gunshot wounds skull fracture with epidural hematoma Vanya Shah is eliminated. *dumps her body in a burning cauldron* Welp, that's brutal. 44:30-44:49 "Since you didn’t learn your lesson about not cheating people out of their money, Mr Rangan, I deny you any dialogue before I serve you some low velocity bullets puncturing you and a muffin to your dense head." 48:35-49:05 "Wow, Nolan must be so strong that it took 3 muffins instead of one to take him down." 53:58-55:00 "And soon you will see how a spiked muffin will hurt his stomach, Lucas." *seconds later* "Now Janus will have to fear muffins in death, Lucas."
Can only imagine what the police investigating these murders were thinking, "4 bullet holes in various limbs and... muffin fragments embedded in the head. The muffin murderer has struck again"
"It seems that their legs were shot out, and althought the blood loss was severe, it seems the finisher was blunt force trauma to the head.... though we can only find... *crumbs?* how the fu-"
Gump : " the queen wanted her snacks so that's what she got ones right to her head I guess there just aren't enough muffins . " Kevin Costner : " see the muffins going back and to the left back and to the left back and to the left . " I love humor .
Wasn't it a Creepypasta? Also funny enought since some eliminations in the new hitman trilogy is 47 turning his targets into wine and also....NewsPapers...i believe there's more thought.
a delicious snack muffins used as weapons oh I love them but not to kill or be killed by those so how does anyone unlock the muffins for serving death to all enemies around the area ? Yes I know the muffin man . 😋
Credit to @Trzebiat for the tips.
I see it worked out pretty nicely. Well done. Only 3 targets KOd and rest taken out with live kills, not bad, though Ljudmila Vetrova and Steven Bradley don't count for a muffin kill, they were fall accidents deaths from falling into water.
I am telling u man this guy right here is a certified ICA agent... I have no doubt in that... just the sheer balls of this man to do all this crazy over the top stuff while getting SASO... its just insane... he is out here on a recruitment drive... trying to get us jobs in ICA as agents or handlers... I am impressed and just speechless at this guy's finesse and perfection... I mean the way he executes each mission... it's art.. and poetry... and ruthless...
1:38-1:50
4 gunshot wounds
skull fracture with epidural hematoma
Alma Reynard is eliminated.
6:43-7:05
4 gunshot wounds
skull fracture with epidural hematoma
Robert Knox is eliminated.
11:49-11:57
Sierra Knox is eliminated the same way her dad was, just without the courtesy of letting her go back up. Oh, and did I say skull fracture with epidural hematoma?
17:03-17:15, 23:33-23:50, 27:29-27:43
"Imagine the headline reading: 'Drug Cartel Paralysed by Muffins - 3 Dead and Humiliated'." *chuckles*
31:20-31:31
"Yes I found him Diana, and I will make sure he'll get his muffin-induced skull fracture with epidural hematoma. And also how did he change clothes the first time I shot him?"
35:33-36:00
4 gunshot wounds
skull fracture with epidural hematoma
Vanya Shah is eliminated.
*dumps her body in a burning cauldron*
Welp, that's brutal.
44:30-44:49
"Since you didn’t learn your lesson about not cheating people out of their money, Mr Rangan, I deny you any dialogue before I serve you some low velocity bullets puncturing you and a muffin to your dense head."
48:35-49:05
"Wow, Nolan must be so strong that it took 3 muffins instead of one to take him down."
53:58-55:00
"And soon you will see how a spiked muffin will hurt his stomach, Lucas."
*seconds later*
"Now Janus will have to fear muffins in death, Lucas."
Can only imagine what the police investigating these murders were thinking, "4 bullet holes in various limbs and... muffin fragments embedded in the head. The muffin murderer has struck again"
Aj has slowly become more goofy over time. Like first he did sa/so videos, now he does hitman 2 with only a muffin.
The autopsy workers are gonna be very confused when they see the bodies
"It seems that their legs were shot out, and althought the blood loss was severe, it seems the finisher was blunt force trauma to the head.... though we can only find... *crumbs?* how the fu-"
Edp is the cupcake man....and now here comes 47...the muffin man.
do YOU know the muffin man?
@@patrickmontez6843i know him,he needs to use the bathroom.
I love your attention to detail, not running into walls, 1 shot at cameras and such. You are my favorite Hitman, AJ 👍
The clown master of Muffins...Agent 47.
Gump : " the queen wanted her snacks so that's what she got ones right to her head I guess there just aren't enough muffins . "
Kevin Costner : " see the muffins going back and to the left back and to the left back and to the left . "
I love humor .
I have a whole new outlook on blueberry muffins now. I didn’t think that was possible.
I'm having an absolute blast watching your videos. It's so funny
AGENT 47 becomes not the clown only but he becomes MUFFIN CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomska would be proud.
Do you know the muffin man?
Yes, I know the muffin man. He lives on Drury Lane.
This is hilarious and I love it.
The best run. The only run. The sweet sweet muffin run.
Dude, you are sick...
Wow. Thousands of hours spent into this game and I had no idea you could stop the race that way!
I suddenly remember old MLP meme about cupcakes....
Wasn't it a Creepypasta?
Also funny enought since some eliminations in the new hitman trilogy is 47 turning his targets into wine and also....NewsPapers...i believe there's more thought.
Title is now good. Thank you.
Others look movies, I enjoy 90 minutes of AJ Nguyen playing. 😁
Watching muffin kills while eating a muffin. :P
I love when ppl say this, like no you didnt, you used a gun to weaken them, THEN the muffin, theres a diff
I wouldn't want to leave like this...muffin's headshot🤷
😮
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Up next: knife run with *28 stab wounds*.
colorado, muffin only
a delicious snack muffins used as weapons oh I love them but not to kill or be killed by those so how does anyone unlock the muffins for serving death to all enemies around the area ?
Yes I know the muffin man .
😋
Good job
Meanwhile, in Japan there's food poison by muffins...
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Have you heard of the muffin man 🧁?