Cinematic Excrement: Episode 105 - Inchon

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  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Here's the whole Olivier quote:
    "People ask me why I'm playing in this picture. The answer is simple: Money, dear boy. I'm like a vintage wine. You have to drink me quickly before I turn sour. I'm almost used up now and I can feel the end coming. That's why I'm taking money now. I've got nothing to leave my family but the money I can make from films. Nothing is beneath me if it pays well. I've earned the right to damn well grab whatever I can in the time I've got left."

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      NJGuy1973 That's actually a really moving quote. He is still missed.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Forget Olivier, let it sink in that Toshiro Mifune turned down Star Wars, and then went on to appear in this.
      George Lucas's first choice to play Obi-Wan was Mifune, due to Star Wars cribbing from samurai movies among many other sources. I wonder how an Asian Obi-Wan would have affected the franchise.

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I always quote Krusty the Clown on why he opened a hellish summer camp "They drove a dump truck full of cash up to my house. I'm not made of stone!"

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow! That was... pretty darn awesome of him 👏👏👏😎🙌! And yet also... kind of sad 😔.

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This quote is both a testimony to incredible humbleness as well as unshakable confidence. He knew that he'd be remembered for his Shakespeare, so one bad movie could not damage his reputation that much.

  • @shawnlusby1538
    @shawnlusby1538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can't help but notice how many characters are wearing 1980s style clothing in a movie that is supposed to take place in 1950

    • @josephvanburen887
      @josephvanburen887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe they were inspired by mash and happy days. 😆

    • @alexmuenster2102
      @alexmuenster2102 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      All the men have unbuttoned the top five buttons of their shirts and are exposing tons of chest hair. Typical 1950s!

  • @michaeloconnor5904
    @michaeloconnor5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "How does any editor worth his salt let that hap-" LOL

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paul Mateo Go fuck yourself and have a lovely day.

  • @AtrocityEquine01
    @AtrocityEquine01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So a historical battle movie....funded by a cult.
    That's as weird and trippy as Carl Wilson of the Beach Boys meeting Charles Manson.

    • @Torterra625
      @Torterra625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      AtrocityEquine So Battlefield Earth WASN’T the first in that regard then. Interesting.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Battlefield Earth" wasn't funded by the Scientologists? I think most of the money came from a German company that got defrauded into paying more than they should have, and then sued the production company into bankruptcy.

    • @Torterra625
      @Torterra625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andrew Gwilliam It’s a movie overseen creatively by a high ranking member of a religion that displays cult like behavior.

    • @capmar-vell92returns20
      @capmar-vell92returns20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like a sequel to Tropic Thunder.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AtrocityEquine weird coincidence here, Charles Manson was denied an artistic career, so he created a cult to kill people, Same with Hitler

  • @ASLB247
    @ASLB247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “WHY DID YOU LET PIERCE BROSNAN SING?!” 10/10.

    • @NuclearLemonade
      @NuclearLemonade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ASLB247 Still don’t understand how this guy doesn’t have a larger following

    • @piotrsegal9528
      @piotrsegal9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@NuclearLemonade Me neither. There are Sean's videos I watched more than, say, Doug Walker's

    • @MiXVoy
      @MiXVoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JonTron: "TENAUTATEN!"

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because moms like it. My mom and grandma does, so it works I guess?

    • @piotrsegal9528
      @piotrsegal9528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But seriously, people, this old joke with Pierce Brosnan singing... is always fucking hilarious! Don't stop It :)

  • @chrismartindale7840
    @chrismartindale7840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Technically the Korean War is still going on, a peace treaty was never signed, there just hasn't been any hostilities since 1953.

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Shhhhhh. We don't give people accurate information in this country,

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      " there just hasn't been any hostilities since 1953."
      Well.. my father (who was stationed in South Korea during the Vietnam war) would argue otherwise. There was (and still is) a LOOOOT of shit that has happened on the DMZ that you will never hear about.

    • @chrismartindale7840
      @chrismartindale7840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm well aware of that, but I was referring to open warfare as hostilities.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrismartindale7840 Wikipedia: Korean DMZ Conflict #Division of Korea Post-Armistice Conflicts

    • @FucTrump
      @FucTrump 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So M.A.S.H. could have gone on forever????

  • @josephglatz25
    @josephglatz25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    MacArthur probably would have had his wife sleep in a separate room. He also insisted that everyone, his wife and children included, address him, not as Douglas, or Doug, or Father, or honey, but General. He had his own wife address him as "General". He was deeply offended at one point in the Second World War during the planning for the invasion of the Philippines when an Admiral, possibly Nimitz, I don't remember which, greeted him by saying something to the effect of "Hello Doug, how are you?".

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I saw Mrs Miniver (1942) Greer Garson and Walter Pidgeon were sleeping in seperate beds but not in seperate rooms (it was during the Hays code).

  • @JepMasta
    @JepMasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    According to a book written by the medved Brothers, Olivier did research for the role and apparently general Omar Bradley told him that when he wasn’t giving a speech, Douglas MacArthur talked a bit like the actor WC Fields. So he just went whole hog on the WC Fields and personation… Suddenly his performance makes a lot more sense

    • @Michael-vk1vr
      @Michael-vk1vr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Al Haig

    • @paultapner2769
      @paultapner2769 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He sounded to me as if he was trying to do Professor Farnsworth from Futurama.

  • @SPDYellow
    @SPDYellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    According to IMDB: Laurence Olivier was interviewed during the film's production and explained why he agreed to be part of its cast: "People ask me why I'm playing in this picture. The answer is simple. Money, dear boy. I'm like a vintage wine. You have to drink me quickly before I turn sour. I'm almost used up now and I can feel the end coming. That's why I'm taking money now. I've got nothing to leave my family but the money I can make from films. Nothing is beneath me if it pays well. I've earned the right to damn well grab whatever I can in the time I've got left."

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There should be an award for Performance Most Obviously Taken Only For A Paycheck.
      It should be called The Larry.

    • @1987MartinT
      @1987MartinT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You know what? Fair enough.

    • @matthewmeehan9155
      @matthewmeehan9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@NJGuy1973 funnily enough in Britain there are theatre awards named after him.

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I miss big budget epic movies.
    Except for ones like Inchon. They can go straight to hell.

    • @alishastephenson1437
      @alishastephenson1437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There was a time when even bad movies had a sense of ambition. I miss that.

  • @davidroosa4561
    @davidroosa4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Its a shame. The story of the landing at Inchon is actually very interesting. But we'll probably never get a good movie about it.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I WAS about to go to bed, but I guess I can stay up a little longer. 😃

    • @morzansreddragon
      @morzansreddragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I watched this before I went to bed. XD

    • @jgirlinluv55
      @jgirlinluv55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm up too.
      So glad I found this channel

  • @subtlebluntduality5997
    @subtlebluntduality5997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Very good. But one criticism you missed. Notice the late 70's fashions and hairstyles in a movie about the Korean War.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have a great uncle who was a Montford Point Marine. He took part in the amphibious landing on Inchon and in the Battle of Seoul South Korea. He was also at the Chosen Frozen.He also fought in the Battle of Peleliu and Okinawa.

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The reagan impression was fine ive heard much worse.

    • @demonizer133
      @demonizer133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know, seriously! I was like, "Yeah that's a terrible impression of President Nixon, but it's damn near SPOT ON as Reagan!"

  • @DomozoveoGZ
    @DomozoveoGZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    dammit Smeghead, I have school tomorrow
    *watches video anyway

  • @michellee.withms
    @michellee.withms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I always love how you call out the skeevy things that any actor or person involved in a movie has done or is known for. Like you're one of the good guys for sure 👍 👌 😉

  • @winterlucy
    @winterlucy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Now that I'm early I wanted to say that I love your channel and you deserve way more subscribers! With love from Argentina.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Am I the only one who was getting a Christopher Walken vibe from Laurence Olivier in this movie?

  • @noahbossier1131
    @noahbossier1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sung Yung Moon was involved in the editing and writing parts. A lot of the cutting off of scenes and awful writing is likely because of moon.

  • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
    @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jerry Goldsmith is one of my all time favorite composers, right up there with Alan Silvestri, James Horner, John Williams and Akira Ifukube. How is it conceivable that he was brought on board for this lackluster piece of cinema?!

    • @nathaniellevesque2782
      @nathaniellevesque2782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All of the greats have a few stinkers in their closets.

    • @rossmandell8734
      @rossmandell8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They paid him. He earned his living this way.

    • @LinkMarioSamus
      @LinkMarioSamus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least he did Poltergeist and First Blood the same year!

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LinkMarioSamus Those were both one year after Inchon, but you’re right, that is definitely a PLUS for Mr. Goldsmith and his career 😎🙌.

    • @Logan_Zimmerman
      @Logan_Zimmerman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget James Newton Howard.

  • @forfluf
    @forfluf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Regan imitation was serviceable.

  • @robertsyrett1992
    @robertsyrett1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Regarding the pipe, pipe cured tobacco does not stay smoldering the way cigarette cured tobacco does. You can stop it burning by waiting a few seconds and covering the top with your fingers, which has about as much discomfort associated with it as putting out a candle with your fingers.

  • @RealParadoxBlues
    @RealParadoxBlues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Olivier looks like Sander Cohen without a mustache.
    This is the movie Olivier was talking about when he said he was doing it for "Money, dear boy." When the film went over schedule and he began receiving bonuses, he requested (and received) that they be delivered in briefcases by helicopter.

    • @artisticalex1206
      @artisticalex1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking that he looked more like Raul Julia.

  • @DatsWhatXiSaid
    @DatsWhatXiSaid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If you're curious about a much better movie version of this event, take a look at the South Korean movie "Operation Chromite" with Liam Neeson as Gen. MacArthur.

  • @jngr1
    @jngr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Two theories as to why Inchon never got a video release:
    1. I noticed that Sean's credits say that it is "owned by MGM", but it seems to be far from that simple. The MGM library up to early May, 1986 was eventually acquired by Ted Turner after a failed attempt at running the company. Eventually, Turner Entertainment was merged into Time Warner (WarnerMedia as of this writing) and it's library incorporated into the Warner Bros library. I'm thinking that, if Inchon followed this path, Warner Bros doesn't realize it and never thought to put it through the Warner Archive.
    2. Maybe MGM only got it for its initial theatrical release, and the rights would revert back to the church after its first run. In this case, its likely that, aside from the TV appearances, they wanted to keep it from the light of day and never licensed it to another company for video distribution.
    I'm thinking the latter is more likely. Just a thought

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes!

    • @Michael-vk1vr
      @Michael-vk1vr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was independent production,and they just paid mgm to release it

  • @l.tc.5032
    @l.tc.5032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I really think you should consider doing a review more than once a month since there a ton of razzie winners and going at your pace this pet project will take you 2 years.

    • @MissGreenAgain
      @MissGreenAgain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also, Fifty Shades Freed is ripe for a review 😉

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      thechickinthemiddle it may win for this year but he will not do it till he's done with the razzie series

    • @ravager48
      @ravager48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, here's the thing about dropping more reviews; I'm sure he has a regular job. So, more than likely he's recording during his free time (like his days off).

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ravager48 plus, he’s already reviewed a few razzie winners already

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autobot Productions where not close to those movies at lest most of them

  • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
    @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Actually, I know several couples who sleep in separate rooms and are perfectly happy. Sometimes people snore and that's it.

  • @HanaBakemono
    @HanaBakemono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yeah, about Roland Emmerich... he’s made several films based on historical events. One about Shakespeare (well, the belief of Shakespeare not writing his own material due to stupid and easily explained reasons) and one about the Stonewall Riots. However, they are so horrifically inaccurate, it’s downright insulting.

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you even call Anonymous "based on historical events" when one of the Key Players of those "Events" was already dead and buried?

    • @HanaBakemono
      @HanaBakemono 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fermin Tenava touché. I was more trying to think of any movie he did that was “historical,” and those two popped into my head. It is full of absolute shit.
      But after the comment, I remembered he did 10,000 BC. So that’s three “historical” movies.

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm pretty sure Roland Emmerich is the hollywood equivalent of a conspiracy theorist.
      Anonymus is both based on that theory that Shakespeare didn't wrote Shakespeare and J Thomas Looney's theory that Queen Elizabeth secretly sires a hidden Tudor prince which would make England into a dictatorship.
      2012 is, of course, based on the Mayan prophecy.
      Independance Day is about Area 52
      Hell, Stargate is about the ancient astronaut theory that aliens have build the pyramids.

    • @jngr1
      @jngr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot The Patriot, but your comment is still applicable

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His most recent one is Midway.

  • @JoeCool7835
    @JoeCool7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    To be fair, Ben Gazzara was more animated and fun to watch when he was the villain in Roadhouse.

  • @das81
    @das81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Oh yeah, this was one for the books. Thanks Sean...

  • @WolfoftheAurora
    @WolfoftheAurora 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    17:17 There is a Korean War movie with a similar (not exact) premise. It's Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War. And it is GOOD.
    Also, while not the best movie, Operation Chromite uses artistic license better by adding a whole espionage aspect prior to the Battle of Inchon.

  • @ididthisonpulpous6526
    @ididthisonpulpous6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A note about the tank firing sound effect. I have heard the same sound effect on movies like Patton and other WW2 movies from the 60s and 70s. It's not the worst. That isn't to say all the sound design on Inchon is any good, just that sound isn't a huge surprise.

  • @toyland_f
    @toyland_f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Really man? You had to put this up during the Better Call Saul finale?

    • @skyler951
      @skyler951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DVR the bitch

  • @anniebenson-lennaman3287
    @anniebenson-lennaman3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So, great review as always, I really like your work. I just had to pipe up about the question about "Who does that?" in regards to husband and wives who have separate bedrooms. The answer is: couple who have to deal with a snoring versus light sleeper issue. And yeah, I am unfortunately speaking from experience. We've been happily married for over 30 years, and both of us got much happier when we finally chose this solution. Sorry if this sounds overly nitpicky, but I still wanted to bring it up.

  • @suedenim
    @suedenim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another thing that jumps out to me is how the minor characters all look like 1980s people. Hairstyles and clothes don't look period-appropriate.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just looked at a list of all the award winners. There’s a couple there that I can’t wait to see you get your hands on.

  • @MichaelAarons1701
    @MichaelAarons1701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Regarding your rhetorical question, growing up, my grandmother and her 2nd husband didn’t sleep in the same bedroom either. He even slept in a recliner in the master bedroom while she slept in the larger of the guest rooms.

  • @lavo-ld4wm
    @lavo-ld4wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for the review, very good ! But I must admit, "Inchon !" is my guilty pleasure, as I'm really into the Korean War and I really enjoy watching it's bad acting, horrible inaccuracies, etc ! Simply love it !

  • @plaidzebra5526
    @plaidzebra5526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That tank sound effect has been used before in earlier war movies from the 60's and early 70's. So its just a dated tank sound effect for the early 80's lol. Also MacArthur's lords prayer did take place in Seoul after the capital was liberated so it is surprisingly true. Still a horrible movie thou.
    41:50 th-cam.com/video/nPWl0Q0W2CM/w-d-xo.html

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordon Daniel who was the supervising sound editor as well as the re-recording crew at Fox and they are Theodore Soderberg,
      Douglas O. Williams and Paul Wells among with music editor Kenneth Hall and scoring mixer Bruce Botnick who put it all together
      to make 1982's "Inchon" work great.

  • @chrislondo2683
    @chrislondo2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At least Gregory Peck tried his best in playing MacArthur few years before and did it well. Even Jerry Goldsmith did the score for that one.

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just saw what the 1983 Razzie Worst Picture Winner was.
    All I can say to you is Good Luck. You’re going to need it.

    • @justinriley
      @justinriley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lovely Lady? What about it makes it so bad?

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Cinema Snob's review of it and you'll see.

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Riley MANY, MANY things.

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Riley hose rape, “fuck my way to the top” Pia Zidora

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@masonallen3961 Well, I got some good news for everybody. "Inchon" has received an 1983 Movie Music Award Nomination for Jerry
      Goldsmith's music score.

  • @jackmonaghan8477
    @jackmonaghan8477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This movie looks like what would happen if Garth Marenghi decided to try his hand at a biopic.

  • @LinkMarioSamus
    @LinkMarioSamus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This review makes me want to see a Cinematic Excrement of The Green Berets or Pearl Harbour. Keep up the good work Sean!

  • @JaxenRossisback
    @JaxenRossisback 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regardless of how bad this film is, I'm curious how a fan edit would improve it. I know the initial cut that was shown at Cannes was almost three hours long, and there was another edit that was roughly 105 minutes long, but I'm curious how this current version could be improved. Probably discard everything and start from scratch? I'm not a fan of this film, but I'm fascinated by the history of these films and how different cuts (much like Heaven's Gate, The Godfather Part III, or Zack Synder's Justice League) may transform them for the better and really help make them more structural.

  • @andrewthomas8888
    @andrewthomas8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Inchon looks like a Terrible Mash episode without some comedy nor Alan Alda.

  • @CaminoAir
    @CaminoAir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm surprised this movie was on your radar. It's a footnote in movie history (despite the huge budget) and is more likely to be known to only movie buffs, despite the cast and crew (director Young, composer Goldsmith, etc.), or for where the money came from to make it

  • @brandocolossus5965
    @brandocolossus5965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Movie might be terrible but the cover art for this movie was awesome.

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm surprised this movie has never gotten a Videocassette and DVD to this day after it's released in over 3 decades!

  • @NikoZguri
    @NikoZguri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "WHY DID YOU LET PIERCE BROSNAN SING?!?"
    best part right there XD

  • @MaggieOffutt
    @MaggieOffutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The winner from 1983 is........well let’s just say that once you view it you’ll probably want to stay clear of garden hoses.

  • @FegeleintheLostTapes
    @FegeleintheLostTapes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:35 That's not a still frame. If you look closely, you can see some people still moving.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For my guess, there were thousands of matte shots in "Inchon" (1982) at Disney's ILM unit in Marin County, California.

  • @DPS31762
    @DPS31762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't even realize that Lord Olivier was in this. For some reason, I thought it starred Gregory Peck.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gregory Peck was in MacArthur (1977) as the titular character.

  • @TUPRBABE
    @TUPRBABE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't think the "still frame" is actually a still frame. (7:35) The leaves on the trees are still moving, one of the armed soldiers (mid frame, facing to the right) moves back and forth slightly, and there's a little kid in the front of the civilian group who turns their head. Nevertheless, a weird directorial choice to have people try and stand stock still.

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    See, you went to Tommy Wiseau, but I think he sounds more like Bela Lugosi in Ed Wood.

  • @spiderlime
    @spiderlime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    considering that clash of the titans, also featuring laurence olivier, was made in the same year, this movie looks like something from 1962...

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And The Clash of the Titan was released in 1981.

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or like from late 1970s.

  • @nathanaelreyes5854
    @nathanaelreyes5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually like this concept for the show. Can’t wait to see more.

    • @justinriley
      @justinriley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're new to Cinematic Excrement?

    • @nathanaelreyes5854
      @nathanaelreyes5854 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Justin Riley No I’ve been watching for a while now. I just think this particular part of the series (reviewing all the razzie for worst picture winners) is pretty fun.

    • @justinriley
      @justinriley 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanaelreyes5854 Well, wait until we get to the next movie on the list..m

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Next episode is The Lonely Lady, the movie where Ray Liotta rapes one of the Martian children from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians with a garden hose.
    *Hoo-boy.*

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      o.o

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Arby whaat? 😲

    • @jayarby8494
      @jayarby8494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A C Don’t worry said Martian girl is such a terrible actress that when she was in a stage production of The Diary of Anne Frank, an audience member yelled to the Nazis where the Franks were hiding when they came on stage.

    • @AC-gb7do
      @AC-gb7do 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Arby 😂 sounds like an razzie worthy performance.

  • @Campbellzilla
    @Campbellzilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Next episode: The Lonely Lady. You'll never look at Ray Liotta or garden hoses the same way ever again.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I don't suppose I'm the only one who's had to fuck her way to the top." Ugh. Never thought a movie would make topics as horrible as rape or mental breakdowns even mildly funny, but then I saw that movie. What the fuck, Hollywood?

    • @Campbellzilla
      @Campbellzilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To quote the Cinema Snob "What the fuck, Hollywood movie about Hollywood!?""

    • @BarbieNetwork200
      @BarbieNetwork200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Comparison, That movie had a 6 Million budget

  • @charlesmorgan1833
    @charlesmorgan1833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This event had already been covered much more credibly five years earlier by Gregory Peck in the biopic MacArthur, with additional coverage of the escape and return to the Philippines during WWII as well as the subsequent firing by Truman for insubordination.

  • @EYTPS
    @EYTPS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:35 Actually, the leafs in the trees are still moving around, but the people in the shot are standing still.

  • @leow3696
    @leow3696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As much of a piece of shit this film (and Moon) is, as a historian (medievalist, not modernist, admittedly), I do appreciate the disclaimer they put at the beginning. Although I have to admit I laughed at the image of a bunch of old guys solemnly singing ‘Battle Hymn’ and wrapping a flag around their dying friend instead of, y’know, *trying to get help*.

  • @Nehelenia3000
    @Nehelenia3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At 7:40 when you complain about the inserted stillframe... you can clearly see some movement. I thought it’s just an optical illusion but no, the soldier in the middle clearly swings his gun left and right.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably the VHS stuttering and not the actors.

  • @OcarinaSapphr-
    @OcarinaSapphr- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6.28 - Me: Sounds like something from Bonanza - 6.46 - Me: The f*ck?!

  • @darylcarpenter4649
    @darylcarpenter4649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't believe this was made the same year as "Das Boot."

    • @FucTrump
      @FucTrump 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Superman 4 was made the same year as Predator.

  • @3Guys1Video
    @3Guys1Video 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can't wait for 1983's worst picture winner in the next episode.
    Also, are you going to do a V-blog on Venom?

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Die - Hearts you can watch the snob episode but I guess that's why you can't wait

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Lonely Lady-Cinematic Excrement 106.

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooo

  • @realgar286
    @realgar286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Couples might sleep in separate bedrooms when one snores like a diesel-powered wood chipper.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sets were filmed at Warner Hollywood Studios, Hollywood, California.

  • @mladjo007
    @mladjo007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized that if he is going to review all GR Worst Pictures I'll finally get what I was asking for while ago.
    Can't wait for that 1995

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If this movie got a release on BluRay or at least DVD, i'd probably watch it out of curiousity. It honestly doesn't seem painfully bad, only agressively mediocre.
    Nice Jerry Goldsmith-Score, though.

  • @bryedtan
    @bryedtan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Holy how did you get a copy of this Turkey

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryan Edward Tan youtube at lest that's how I found it

    • @bryedtan
      @bryedtan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am impressed I mean as mentioned this movie has never been released on any video formats legally

  • @Hola-tq4pg
    @Hola-tq4pg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel this is one of the few times where the Razzies actually gave the award of worst picture to a movie that was actually bad at everything (direction, script, acting, special effect) instead of some blockbuster that either critics hated or flopped really hard

    • @joonaa2751
      @joonaa2751 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerry Goldsmith did provide a good score though

  • @jakesickelyt
    @jakesickelyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Good luck with the next film, it's FAR WORSE than Mommie Dearest, but unlike Inchon, it's available on DVD and even on Blu-ray at Best Buy and Target! ✌🙂🖖

    • @MaggieOffutt
      @MaggieOffutt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Sickel Vlogs that movie was nominated for worst picture of the decade but Somehow LOST to Mommy Dearest.

  • @TheHangarHobbit
    @TheHangarHobbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just FYI the tanks are 76mm USA tanks and you can find videos of them firing blanks and....yeah they actually are kinda high pitched. I know you wouldn't think a tank would have a high pitched gun but those do. My guess is everyone thinks German 88mm when they think "tank gun" as those have that loud low end "God Of Thunder" rumble but American tanks really do have a wimpy pop gun sound, at least the WWII ones did.

  • @kuatolives6190
    @kuatolives6190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as far as who sleeps in separate beds & in separate rooms: Old people, that’s who lol. i know my grandparents did and i’ve actually been in many homes where that is the arrangement. Always old as dirt, tho

  • @nathaniellevesque2782
    @nathaniellevesque2782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Regarding your question about married couples not sharing the same room, not as outlandish as you think. My Mom sleeps in the master bedroom and my dad usually winds up falling asleep watching TV in the basement.
    They sleep in the same bed when they travel, the main reason I can think of as to why it doesn't happen at home is that my dad used to snore loudly and the dog would usually take up so much room on the bed.

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:40 I was expecting a comparison to Henry Cavil’s poorly digitally removed facial hair in Justice League.

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:02
    Some rock-solid self-depreciation there.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This is not a documentary and we have used artistic licence." I feel like that's code for "We didn't want to spend too much time researching this boring stuff so we just skimmed the cliffnotes version and filled in the blanks with our own things instead. Don't judge us!"

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The unresolved subplot problem is largely a result of the film having over an hour hacked out of it at the initial edit stage. The US cut loses a further half hour and is, ah, a tad disjointed.

  • @matthewmeehan9155
    @matthewmeehan9155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Such a shame to see Olivier like this. He was brilliant in his time and he started the National Theatre.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I started with Rebecca (1940) and Spartacus (1960) and have to see Hamlet (1948), Richard III (1955), Marathon Man (1976), Sleuth (1972) and Wuthering Heights (1939).

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To understand how badly it flopped, Secret of NIHM had a budget of $7,000,000. It still underperformed, but it still did better than this movie.

    • @andu1854
      @andu1854 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And I loved Secret of Nihm as a kid and would watch it on HBO all the time

  • @MedicineMundy
    @MedicineMundy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You Win Today, My dude!

  • @alevtinasherman3411
    @alevtinasherman3411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another stellar video, Sean. Could you talk about Michael Bay’s razz-tastic Pearl Harbor?

  • @jordangerardpotier
    @jordangerardpotier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:11 "What a story Mark."

  • @kaiserwilliams6833
    @kaiserwilliams6833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't sell yourself short. That was a great impression!

  • @Yumifreak3
    @Yumifreak3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:18 - HOW DARE YOU FORGET "KIRK CAMERON'S SAVING CHRISTMAS"!!!

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Some of that $5 mill belonged to me. I saw this in a theater.

  • @SnarkyMcCarthy
    @SnarkyMcCarthy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Question: Was the bootlegged copy the 105-minute US theatrical version or the full 140-minute version?

    • @jngr1
      @jngr1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's likely the 140 minute version, or as close to it that could be allowed on basic cable.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A small suggestion CE: maybe in each Razzie video, list links to the previous videos so we will know how many videos we need to suffer through. You might also want to consider listing (Razzie) in the video title to help these particular vids stands out better.
    Believe me... when I see the words "excrement" and "razzie" together, I click.

  • @PerpetratorOfTruth
    @PerpetratorOfTruth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why would a married couple sleep in different bedrooms? My wife can't sleep without a fan on which I can't stand, and I snore like a drunken bear. So there are good reasons.

  • @das81
    @das81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Note aside, it Is discused to this day if the war in Korea was really a Víctory... Or a slamate.

  • @THEBaldEagle1
    @THEBaldEagle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "voice" that Olivier was trying to make sound like "MacArthur"? Ended up sounding more like "Zeus the Cantor" from "Clash of the Jazz Singer".
    Olivier was BAAAAAAAD in this time of his career.
    Take the money Larry. Take it.
    You more than earned it before.
    But he was definitely worthy of The Razzie.

  • @PokemonHaloFan
    @PokemonHaloFan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What I really hate about this movie is how it makes MacArthur look like a saint when in reality he was en ego-maniacal blowhard who had as many military blunders as he did successes. Just ask any soldiers who served in the South Pacific during WWII. Most of them have a less than favorable opinion of him. Hell the man almost never left Australia for the entire war.

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But ... But ... He returned.

  • @aspie182
    @aspie182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please, for Odin's sake, make a video about Xanadu. You can make teachables out of it. Such as why you have your script done, complete, finished, over, at least six months before you begin shooting. Or why you do not throw random shit on top of one another.
    And that whilst Can't Stop The Music is by a thousand times the worse film, being so much better than the worst is still so very, very bad. At least Xanadu is bad in a fun way, though.

  • @RedRock22Productions
    @RedRock22Productions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:43 Damn it, I guessed they'd use the gun sfx for a tank and I was right! XD

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:41 Not even a minute in and I' already laughing my ass off XD Ohhh, dis gon be goood.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow... you know, as much as 1982 is now generally regarded as arguably the greatest year in cinema - and SIX of my Top 100 Favorite Films of All Time are from that year alone - there's no denying that there were quite a number of stinkers, most notoriously HALLOWEEN 3 and THE PIRATE MOVIE, but not until I watched this video did I realize that its subject surpassed those two aforementioned titles in infamous incompetence! And boy is it just plain insulting to see General MacArthur's historic personage soiled as it is to see such iconic talents as Laurence Olivier, Toshiro Mifune and Richard Roundtree, not to mention composer Jerry Goldsmith, wasted in the same film!!!

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite film from 1982 is Fanny And Alexander (dir. Ingmar Bergman).

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen Laurence Olivier in Hamlet (1948) and Richard III (1955) and Spartacus (1960); and Toshiro Mifune in Rashomon (1950) and Seven Samurai (1954).

  • @alwrig
    @alwrig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to believe this was the same Ben Gazzara who was cast as the villain in "Roadhouse."

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 ปีที่แล้ว

      It only took eight years when "Road House" opens in theaters on September 22, 1989.

  • @anthonyhayes1267
    @anthonyhayes1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Was it really that hard to get a few T-34s in 1982?

    • @swee2251
      @swee2251 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the Cold War made it difficult to obtain T-34s from a communist country.

  • @JJDBaca
    @JJDBaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:28 - Paused here when the phone rang. Came back to a screen where he's squeezing a little tiny man, about to eat him.