Off Topic: Ep. 63 - Myriad of F*ckups
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- The AH Crew sit down to talk about traveling issues, Achievement Hunter clusterfucks, snakes in toilets, and more on this week's Off Topic!
This episode originally aired February 4th, 2017 and is sponsored by 1800 Flowers (bit.ly/2ltOuMo) and Blue Apron (cook.ba/2k8tD57)
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Off Topic: Ep. 63 - Myriad of F*ckups
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That laptop story will be a legendary rtaa.
omg yes!
Kevin Heslip So will the Rimmy Tim Aisle story.
Hurry the fuck up jordan
lol jk
or Ryan pushing a pregnant woman out the way cause he doesn't give a fuck lol
or both
Wait, so Lindsay has a bag with Kazooie on it? Does that mean Michael has Banjo? That's adorable.
I actually love listening to their travel stories.
Same, mostly because they're all about everything going to shit.
Personmanisawesome exactly!
It's myriad f*ckups, not myriad of f*ckups. Myriad is equivalent to saying many. we don't say many of f*ckups, we say many f*ckups.
Bacon BEPS!
lol edited
Cannot wait for the animated version of Michael and Geoffs travelling stories from this
Fatang! and the Rimmy Tim Aisle story
also Ryan shoving Lindsay
Baby jesus aka Michel's laptop will be a FUN story to watch animated.
All of these would be great as animated videos
19:30 Lil J still listens to the stories like a fan XD
28:24 Jeremy just leans over to Ryan and says "hey psycho" XD
You have no idea how correct you are
Welp!
Michaels amazing travel story was one of the best things possible to be there and see being told!
Kashby281 where you there?
+KingLenny sure was bro!
Kashby281 cool! what panel had kojiema? I hope they release to the public
go to rtxsydney.com and click on stream 1 or stream 2 for the twitch archives of the stuff. He is in the hideo kojima pannel and the game creators pannel.
Kashby281 ok thanks a lot!
39:30 is what you're looking for
Exactly what i was looking for thank you
Oddly relevant
Please make Michael's plane freakout an animated adventure
The longest ever
Alacnay The Great nah they always abridge the stories they say. some stories have taken 20 minutes to tell and be 1 minute in RTAA. I'm sure they can. if not, they can pull a Lindseys dream kinda thing
Whitexican16 No, I'm saying they should make it the longest ever. Or have it in two part's like you said.
They finally did. But they used audio from a new podcast and its significantly less exciting
I freaking liked this as soon as Jeremy 'Rimmy Tim' Dooley showed up😂😂😂
This was an amazing Off Topic- had me genuinely smiling the whole time
only thing missing from the helmet was the horns
So wait! Jeremy is Rimmy tim? Spoilers!!!!
pow3rstrik3 oh my goooooodness! Sorry for the spoilers😂😂 his secret's out...
Damn, it's like finding out the tooth fairy was my mom... glad santa claus is still real
I died at Michaels reaction to the face reveal of rimmy tim 😂
NoGravity Studios I found it a bit overdone, almost to refocus attention on himself. Which is odd for Michael.
I think it was an impression of the WWE Meme where the ref is blown away so that he flies off his chair ;)
"Gus delights in talking about how much fun I was before Milli killed my spirit. And now he doesn't... It's true sweetie." LOL
Zoomscoping millie*
The minute I saw Rimmy Tim, I knew this was going to be great. Almost all of thier live podcasts are amazing. I still remember Geoffs animal death tales and michaels moonshine shenanigans as one of my most favorite AH moments ever.
Also, michael is one of the best story tellers I have ever seen. I need to learn a thing or two about story telling from this man.
Jeremy is the only person who can pull off a purple and orange suit in Australia
I love how Jeremy still looks like he's just happy to be there.
Michael looks like he's been dragged through a bush backwards at the start
Michael's reaction made it so worth it
Hose Clamp it
Michael, Jeremy and Burnie are the best at telling stories
"The Myriad of fuckups" will make a great RTAA
iipedro123 this is all the rtaas you will ever need
37:07 I don't know why but the way Jack said "That sucks!" was hilarious.
i wanna get drunk and talk to my friends and get paid too!
I'm pretty sure they do more than just that...
The Nash oh of course! No doubt they work hard, but they get paid to play games and have fun with each other for the most part. thats the dream
And all those people are there to watch them talk and get drunk??? Man, living the dream
step one. be funny. step two. make videos for years. step three. hopefully ppl like you
@@RadicalEdward_115 do they get drunk
Rimmy Tim showing up at the beginning of this podcast may have been one of the best Off Topic moments of all time.
Michael's laptop story gave his mic so much anxiety that it an hero'd
The way the TSA and individual Airports are run is a fucking unprofessional shitshow. "Oh, you're late for your flight because of something that is our fault which we have no reason to do which doesn't make anyone any safer? Guess we're fucking leaving in 9 minutes anyway, without giving you anything for your trouble."
31:14 michael's expression of both frustration and relief is the best hahaha
Oof on 39:30 looking back :/
1 hour and 19 minutes? What is this the rt podcast?
Could be the Off Topic Clip Show.
They didn't want a repeat of the Off Topic at RTX Austin last year.
its at a panel, they arnt paying thousands more for stage time for your selfish ass
Rhys Clark Film & Media He's making a joke, genius.
Edward K what panel had herio kojiema?
to whoever asked what Lindsey was when she added beets to her burger, the simple answer is this, she was sampling an aussie tradition of putting beetroots on our burgers, heck maccas did as well
The part that Jeremy references at the end about Michael saying "Don't look at them, look at me!" Is at about 32:45 of Off Topic 13
Animation team! Please animate these stories.
They are probably saving it.
That Michael plane story was by far the best story on the rt or off topic podcast i have ever heard!
michael is a amazing storyteller 😂👏
22:30 for Michael's Laptop Story.🐱
Time to hear about how Geoff has killed 4 koalas and 7 kangaroos since he's been in Australia.
Lil J is Rimmy Tim?!
gzerox2 whaaaaaat
gzerox2 n
"Then I see the little fuckin' kazooey thing on the bag and I go 'GOD DAMMIT THIS IS LINDSAY'S BAG!"
Michael brings his A-game to these live podcasts
Rimmy tim NEEDS to be in X-Ray and Vav in th future
Bernardo Valdovinos that's over
Oh. My. God.
JEREMY IS RIMMY TIM!!?? I NEVER SAW THAT COMING!! THAT IS BETTER THAN ALL OF INFINITY WAR!!!!!
I love hearing the traveling stories, maybe because I don't travel.
I swear, it's like some of the best Off Topic Stories come from RTX Australia!
The blue stage lighting makes everyone look like they have Jeremy's hair
I am so happy I watched this before #62. It was great hearing Geoff complain about Griffon planning to check a bag already knowing what happened after that.
1:07:29 "It's true sweetie."
literally if any of that happened to me when travelling i would just have a panic attack and die. its like my worst nightmare/fear to lose stuff at airports especially when its something really important and valuable
The fact that Michael left his laptop in security again a few years later is pretty damn funny and sad at the same time
39:30 When Lindsey asked that question everyone knew it was gonna be a train wreck
Now I just desperately want an RTAA of Michael's adventure to get on the plane, I don't care if it's a multiple parter, I just want it
This is my new favorite Off Topic, every story its just hilarious. I dont see why people hate their travel stories most of the time they are pretty good.
Remember when nobody liked Jeremy? Thank god he stuck around
ImJustIcon I don't remember
This is my third time watching this (the first time I was in the audience). I still love Michael's reaction to the Rimmy Tim reveal.
"It's true sweety" fuckin Geoff is a gem 😂😂😂
"Myriad? Nice!"
that advertisement was perfectly made "who told the story, probably me" yeah, it was ad michael
I listen to these while I work overnight, and Michael's travel story nearly gave me a panic attack xD
Always check bags. I've stopped pretending to understand why someone would want to drag an extra bag around for 45 minutes. Always check bags. Its always worth it.
MegaNightmare4 carry on. unless your a women lol
Shoutout to the guy wearing the Back to the Future 2 hat in the second row.
Great Scott! You noticed me!
After dying a billion time on Cloudberry Kingdom, I think they can manage that challenge on GTA Heists ! We'll watch the whole tries, UNTIL THE END
I live how their talking all this while Millie is there.
This episode was absolutely one of my favorite Off Topic episodes
I think these sponsors are really going to help me out this Valentine's Day cause I talk to a lot of the girls who go to my high school because I am in a music class and communication and knowing your peers is a thing and I am a funny dude and most of the people in my class like me
The girls go to the music classes to if that wasn't clear
I hope someone someone from the airport can pull that laptop "baby Jesus" footage from the security cameras.
Love how everyone dotes on Millie. Iris is gonna be spoiled rotten
Jack impersonating the Guardian who was yelling broke me
I just finished the video and I'm still partially laughing
Michael's myriad of fuckups gave me back some hope for humanity. Basically, he owes a lot to helpful people along the way.
Oh hey so that's me being yelled at by Jeremy to get back in my box at the end. Sorry Geoff, definitely couldn't go for another hour.
Michael is so great at telling stories. He had me dying.
this was more of an achievement hunter panel than the achievement hunter panel was
Granted I haven't watched all Off-Topic but this is THE best for me so far.
these panel off topics are always fire the entire time
The likelihood that A) People have already told you and B) None of you will see this is VERY high but I'm gonna try helping you out regardless, you know, coz of Gavin (Love you bro :D Team nice dynamite for life). You can infact still use the Karuma in both the Prison Break and Pacific Standard finale's*. I cant wait for the 'new' heist vids, Good luck :D
(*Correction: It has idd been fixed for the Pacific standard :( my b. You should still be able to use it in the prison break one tho as it isnt really a bug you just have to drive over a wall, unless they've changed the wall as well?)
Am I the only one who died of laughter when the fan hit jack in the throat? Lol Ooooh Karma
Easily one of the best Off Topic's ever, also love their travel stories!
I love coming back to watch this video after having watched the Criminal Mastermind series and Michael called it so early that one of them will be run over in the videos, little did he know it would be him. XD But they were so lucky that he didn't die.
This is the best video ever. Period.
Bogdan Shumenko have you ever seen "Spiderman: Friend or Foe?"?
Rosmarin666 no
Bogdan Shumenko watch it and youll change your opinion
Rosmarin666 isn't it a game?
Bogdan Shumenko its a video. Click the link I posted
Aaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm going to watch all of criminal mastermind for the 800th time
Can't wait to see an AH Animated video about Micheal's trip going to Australia
What an amazing thumbnail
one of my favorite off topics in a while. I couldn't stop laughing lol
this is the very best off topic podcast I have ever watched
I didn't want this to end. What an awesome show!
Resident Evil 7 game play is so good! Well done Geoff!
To think Michael didn’t have medication for his anxiety at this time. He must have been struggling for a long time
16:35 Jack talking into the cup thinking it's a mic hahaha
shredhappy101 he looked to be drinking something.
Actually, yeah. I never used to watch AHWU. Jeremy and Gavin's (and lately sometimes Michael's) stunts lately have been top enough that I've started checking it out regularly
I like it when they have a podcast filmed in Australia, sponsored by two companies that don't deliver in Australia.
Watched it live, watching it again. It was just that great.
after that travel story from Michael, I'm surprised he didn't rage quit life ;D
Those airport stories triggered my travelling anxiety so fucking bad.
Love Michael and his laptop story so good! Off Topic makes my Mondays haha
Why is Australia always the best podcasts?
I already knew Michael as a dad would be interesting. But after that airport story, I can't wait to hear how he handles a little one lol
No one gunna mention how cult leader Geoff made it in the thumbnail ahhaha
Gavin didn't finish those drinks.
Who else was fixated on Marty McFly, Jr. in the audience?
Michael is the best person for telling stories
what I learned from the ending of that podcast is that Millie will be a great successor to Geoff
Ryan: That's the title of the video...
Me: *Taps the screen to check...* Lol Ryyyyaaan...
Okay so I don't know if anyone from AH reads these comments, I assume not, but if there's any place where this information could be passed on to them I'd appreciate it if someone could copy and paste it and post it there or whatever.
For the Criminal Mastermind challenge (10 mil for GTA) there's a few things these guys should know if they actually want to complete it and make it past the second heist.
Body Armor- In most shops you can go up to the counter and buy outfits, there's one section where you can buy heavy utility armor. It's a really thick vest that'll make you take WAY less damage when you're in a heist, so everyone needs to buy that and make a saved outfit with that (and also a bulletproof helmet). When in the heist setup menu, set the clothing option to "Player Saved Outfits" so everyone can choose their armor outfit. During the prison break finale you can't actually wear the armor, but for all other heists you can. That's pretty much a must have, it's practically impossible to do this challenge without it.
Snacks and armor- So this one is pretty obvious but you really need to stock up on snacks and armor fully before going through each setup and finale. It's good if everyone is over rank 135 for this challenge because you can then carry the max amount of snacks and body armor, but I know Gavin and Jeremy aren't, so they're going to have to take the jobs that involve getting shot at the least. I did the challenge with a level 40, and we just gave him easy jobs.
Save lives, fuck the objective- If someone is about to die, either quit the game or blow up the objective or something like that. An example of this could be in the third heist when you're stealing the helicopter, if the helicopter is taking too much damage, just jump out and restart that section.
Gavin- Don't let him do anything hard. Sorry Gavin.
I know a guy who made a bunch of videos on doing the criminal mastermind thing and all the videos are helpful