My earphones have broken for a while so I have to precisely move the cable so the earphones work. After 2 weeks of trying to get it in the correct spot I have nearly got the hang of it is in the perfect place.My mom walking in on me laying down like a rock holding the headphone jack and asked me a question I could not respond as I could not move my jaw or else the sound would be gone, all I could do is stare at her. I listen to 16 jar casts on autoplay when I realise that something terrible has happened. I cannot move as the earphones will not let me. I've took so long to get these earphones in I am stuck here for eternity. Wish me luck Jar cast, I am drifting into euphoria.
I almost died once from my heart condition. During a party I ate a gram nug after smoking about a gram and a half (at this time I was kind of a light weight). So like I was starting to feel it after a while and want really thinking straight. I wasn't allowed to drink energy drinks because they could and still can kill me, but I keep drinking and drinking and in about an hour I had downed like 2 and a half of the 20oz red bulls. Last thing I remember is my heart beating really fast, me sticking my head under the sink after feeling a burning sensation in my chest and passing out on the floor. The night didn't end there either. Ahh good times
After seeing all the final destination movies I was convinced that every death in those movies was gonna happen to me. Cars, planes, rollercoasters, lawnmowers, lifts and even movie theatres I used to have second thoughts about. It's so gonna be something stupid though, oh well!
I'll be alone my whole life, so I will have nothing to live for, therefore I'll have nothing to lose by dying. I'd probably be happier dead anyways. I know I need help, it's been said to me countless times before.
"If I die before I'm 40 it will be something like a heart condition, something shit like that" it is indeed shit. I'm 30 and am fighting a heart condition. I have a beautiful wife I will be leaving behind..
Day 3 of the pussy experiment. Lying down by the oak tree with friends. I turn to one of them next to me and whisper the words "Pussy pussy puss puss" He stares He shouts "DELICIOUS" And goes back to eating his ham sandwich. A more satisfying result today, I will assume day 2 was an anomaly.
dying in general is pretty appealing after watching this.
Dying in general is pretty appealing
+Blaze Blockade i'm glad my avatar served it's purpose
Ouch, roasted.
+Zebra With One Chromosome what am I joey salads
+Reconified weres your profile pic from scott pilgrim i really want to know
I want to grow old and be unapologetically racist in public and and have everyone excuse it because I'm 'from a different era'
Im going to die from diarrhea, dysentry is a problem in the ancient world
We all know how you'll die IHE...
"Beloved TH-camr chokes to death on a Mars bar."
"And he still won't make a video about Mars bars"
+Awesome Bill From Dawsonville Aahahahha!
More like "Entire JAR Cast drowns in Diarrhea and Pussy Juice"
If I died right now I'd be so thankful
+JAR IS DAD [rip james] aren't u already 40?
+Trigger Dawg I can't tell if this is chirps or not
soz...I am confusing you with thee JAR mum on Twitz
+JAR IS DAD [rip james] same tbh
+Trigger Dawg yes I am, I'm 15 actually tho lmao
I need more Coo-king.
+William Ross wet fart
My earphones have broken for a while so I have to precisely move the cable so the earphones work. After 2 weeks of trying to get it in the correct spot I have nearly got the hang of it is in the perfect place.My mom walking in on me laying down like a rock holding the headphone jack and asked me a question I could not respond as I could not move my jaw or else the sound would be gone, all I could do is stare at her.
I listen to 16 jar casts on autoplay when I realise that something terrible has happened.
I cannot move as the earphones will not let me.
I've took so long to get these earphones in I am stuck here for eternity.
Wish me luck Jar cast, I am drifting into euphoria.
Send help
thats my favourite comment
I almost died once from my heart condition. During a party I ate a gram nug after smoking about a gram and a half (at this time I was kind of a light weight). So like I was starting to feel it after a while and want really thinking straight. I wasn't allowed to drink energy drinks because they could and still can kill me, but I keep drinking and drinking and in about an hour I had downed like 2 and a half of the 20oz red bulls. Last thing I remember is my heart beating really fast, me sticking my head under the sink after feeling a burning sensation in my chest and passing out on the floor. The night didn't end there either. Ahh good times
Man I'm so sorry you are suffering.
Pretty sure that wasn't a question from max but a statement. He is definitely going to die before 40 probably even before 30
Everyone ignores the video and instead comments about how fast they were to watch the video... oh
I swear I've never seen a comment like that on a JAR video.
+LKRTM ikr
+LKRTM wow cringe
if alex dies before 40 then it would be from an angry brony, who is also a furry, a deviantart and tumblr user, and a huge fan of pewdiepie and E3
Don't forget the Biebz
oh yeah, i forgot the horrible plague.
beiber feiver.
thanks for reminding me
why did i think you were talking about yms at first
why is alex's laugh so cute what the fuck
At least Ruben would have his Christianity to make him feel better about dying
Dying before 40 sounds like a Gods sent
Perfect northern impression guys, ya nailed it! Great video, very enlightening. ;)
too bad i'm already 83.
I kind of want to see my books I've got going through, but dying before fourty sounds so delightful.
i think ill die from my super minecraft dank youtube channel when my fans revolt when i say this is a troll and delete my videos
My mom saw the intro and thought Jamie was a girl.
After seeing all the final destination movies I was convinced that every death in those movies was gonna happen to me. Cars, planes, rollercoasters, lawnmowers, lifts and even movie theatres I used to have second thoughts about. It's so gonna be something stupid though, oh well!
+William Ross
is this a bot? Why does no one aknowledge wet fart guy?
well no worries wet fart man. i answered your wet fart call
i think 75-80 is the perfect age to live to. Fuck being old, who wants to be 90 anyway.
I'd fake my death at 40 if I was ever famous and just live the rest of my life out peacefully under a new identity.
IHE might get killed by derek savage in the cool cat suit
3:52 funny how he's had a complete 180 now and he doesn't really do that stuff anymore
I'll be alone my whole life, so I will have nothing to live for, therefore I'll have nothing to lose by dying. I'd probably be happier dead anyways.
I know I need help, it's been said to me countless times before.
Ruben Browne, texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Jarmedia is the only thing keeping me alive
I liked this episode a lot. Good job dudes. Try not to die while you're at it
Before I die I want to 'do the knowledge whale'
+William Ross Wet spam. In a can.
That random noise Alex made at the end made me "WOW CRINGE!"
sounds like what Dick's mating call probably is.
I've watched so many jar media videos to the point where the voice I use to think in my head is similar to Alex's, and it's fucking torture.
You must have constant pleasure and diarrhea, huh?
A Blob With Bloblems yeah, in my pussy
Was this music always here at the end of the video?
if morrissey can live past 40, we all can
I avoid thinking about death.
Where is the video of that guy crashing?
So many videos,I LOVE IT
What motorcycle accident were they talking about?
I need to hear your thoughts on Joey Salad using his junk as a drinking fountain. Please.
So today we found out Alex is somewhere in between 20/39
He's 22-23
Just don't ask.
I'm already dead.
I'm going to trip over my own feet onto a fire. I'm calling it.
These comments are depressing in more than one way.
You can say that again...
+chookax these comments are depressing in more than one way
+Gaydolf Shitler you are mein hero
i wanted to die before i was 40 minutes old.
I thought it was going to be more sad catfish stories... I'll die being cat fished
Ruben would die of alcohol poisoning an Alex would OD on speshul juice
Once I had to take a dump but I was at the end of my hike so I took a dump off the cliff and almost fell
BLAB idea: How did you all meet?
at the sainsbury
I know this is off topic but what are those grey tile things for. I see a lot of youtubers who have this can anyone tell me??
it's to block sounds so no echos
+MurderedOne ahh I see thank you good sir!!
cool new outro. What's the name of it?
probably pussy
listen on 1.5 they actually sound like their not half asleep
dying before 24
Dick always bring some interesting stuff to the conversation
Hearing you guys seriously talking about dying is scary lol
I'll die of smiths overload help
Helium Bag suicide. Completely painless, peaceful, and clean way to die. If it ever came to that, I would do that...
After this I was inspired to review bleach
This makes me sad.
good vidja guyz
i want to die before tomorrow
what's with the fishy poissons boy
I would die in a rofl copter crash
I think the word you were looking for is rhotacism, the inability to pronounce the letter r. However, I'm unsure of w.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Where is the ihe video for this week ? ... I'd rather have one ihe video a week than have a jar video every day!!!!!! >.> !!!!!!!!!!
to bad
"If I die before I'm 40 it will be something like a heart condition, something shit like that" it is indeed shit. I'm 30 and am fighting a heart condition. I have a beautiful wife I will be leaving behind..
I used to have diarrhea but now I have more
Wet fart
+Capptier
you are welcome
I'm still a thing, Right?
hahaha this was a happy one :)
ikr :D
what about Dolan Dark?? he's part of the $hrimp$on boy$
that intro song is so fucking loud
Wow cringe
wow... diarrhea ._.
this channel should be renamed to no one watches our podcasts
inb4 max commenting
You guys are feakin me out o__0
Day 3 of the pussy experiment.
Lying down by the oak tree with friends.
I turn to one of them next to me
and whisper the words "Pussy pussy puss puss"
He stares
He shouts "DELICIOUS"
And goes back to eating his ham sandwich.
A more satisfying result today, I will assume day 2 was an anomaly.
Holy shit. Max watches JAR Media. XD
I here I thought this community was tiny.
Alex I've been getting a lot of hate on my channel recently. How do you deal with all the stupid bullshit?
Ya shit
Have my children
I HATE JAR MEDIA
inb40 I died
Mhhhmmmmm I love roast chicken
Wet fart
Show ur face ihe plz
Yellow
eh dudes
Woah, 11 seconds ago? holy shiiiit
your cringe joke here
only 29.99 daily
double uuus and arse
This was mildly depressing. Wow, cringe.
53 seconds
Alex's laugh
WOW CRINGE
:,)
Wow, really weird shit
Jar being serious?
Wow cringe.
I'd die from all this cringe.
8 dislikes lol
Before fourty
fore four
wow cringe
Poop
200th
First
Pussy diherria
+Marko Ristic *diarrhoea
+Marko Ristic dayeria
I'm already dead.